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00:00:00Thank you for listening.
00:02:29Hmm.
00:02:34June North looks best.
00:02:37And the, um, the cameras?
00:02:40Bono of your backpack.
00:02:41You know, this landscape has a unique topographical beauty.
00:02:50It reminds me of the Malay Peninsula.
00:02:54Uh, other camera, Helen.
00:02:55Like I said, Dimitri, this north path is going to give us the best chance for finding some proof.
00:03:01You know, this could be as important as those artifacts we found in the Azores.
00:03:11Boy, how long have we been doing this?
00:03:15Uh, well, 20 years married, 20 expeditions.
00:03:21Do you remember our first one?
00:03:26I was the eager grad student.
00:03:29You were the handsome professor.
00:03:30Oh, well, that was years ago.
00:03:33Ah, speaking of students, where are our charges?
00:03:36They're already out sweeping for artifacts, but it's getting late.
00:03:40We have a lot of ground to cover.
00:03:41Well, if I could just find my glasses.
00:03:46Dimitri.
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:48Oh, thank you, Professor Schuller.
00:03:53You're welcome, Professor Schuller.
00:03:56Oh.
00:03:59Fantastic.
00:04:01Got another one.
00:04:03Xander!
00:04:04Hmm?
00:04:05Get over here and stop stalking me.
00:04:08Ha.
00:04:08Right.
00:04:11This fishhook.
00:04:13This could be 500 years old, right?
00:04:16It is two relics already.
00:04:18Nicely done, Hermione.
00:04:20Thanks.
00:04:21Compliments gladly accepted.
00:04:24Ha.
00:04:24Ha.
00:04:27Hello.
00:04:28Waiting.
00:04:29Oh, right.
00:04:30Yeah.
00:04:31Sorry.
00:04:36So that footage you just took of me?
00:04:38Mm-hmm.
00:04:38You're not going to download it or anything, right?
00:04:41What?
00:04:41No.
00:04:42No, it's just a record of our first expedition is all, you know, yours and mine.
00:04:48And the professors, also.
00:04:50You know, everybody's really just expedition.
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Well, I better not see my butt all over the internet.
00:04:58Hermione, I would never do that.
00:05:00That's kidding!
00:05:01Kidding!
00:05:01Kidding!
00:05:03Besides, you're too nice of a guy to do that.
00:05:09Hey, um, have you thought any more about, you know, your fellowship applications?
00:05:16Nah.
00:05:17Got lots of options.
00:05:19Well, Northwestern is top in Pan-Pacific anthropology.
00:05:22And, you know, I have a friend that, uh, works in that department.
00:05:27And he said that there's only one spot left.
00:05:30So, I don't know.
00:05:34You know, I was just thinking, if you, like, applied and I'm already in, uh, well, you know,
00:05:43we could keep working together.
00:05:47Hmm.
00:05:48Sweet of you to keep my best interest, but I've got plenty of time.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:58Oh!
00:06:00Bingo!
00:06:02Ladies and gentlemen, we have a hat trick.
00:06:09Nicely done.
00:06:10Yeah, you know, you're going to get opposition, Nick.
00:06:21Larry, it's Hawaii.
00:06:22There's always opposition to development here.
00:06:25Look, I'd be worried if there wasn't.
00:06:26You good to go?
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28Department of Land and Natural Resources has given me the okay.
00:06:32That land is ready to be made into something.
00:06:35Besides a flophouse for birds, bugs, and beer bottles.
00:06:37Yeah, the Grimmies will kick up a little dust with this stupid court hearing.
00:06:42But we know how that's going to turn out, right?
00:06:44Yeah, they call themselves Hawaiian Islands First.
00:06:47I'm meeting one of their lawyers here in a few minutes.
00:06:50Can't wait to see what kind of a tie-dyed doofus he'll be.
00:06:54Now I gotta go.
00:06:55I'm that doofus from Hawaiian Islands First.
00:06:57Call me Nick.
00:07:02Well, had I known I'd be meeting such a lovely lady, I wouldn't have worn a shirt without my breakfast on it.
00:07:07Tanya McQueen.
00:07:09McQueen.
00:07:10Father side Scottish, I bet.
00:07:12I've got a wee touch of the old saw to be background, too.
00:07:15Both sides of my family have been here for generations.
00:07:18And no, you don't have any Scottish blood in your background.
00:07:22What?
00:07:23I make a habit of researching all my opponents.
00:07:25Do we need to refer to ourselves as opponents?
00:07:29Or are we simply two earnest people on different sides of the same coin of destiny?
00:07:37No?
00:07:37Nothing?
00:07:38All right, well, have a seat.
00:07:41So, you guys are the ones that want to stop anything that might actually get this state kicking and screaming into the 21st century.
00:07:50What we want to stop is anything that will mar Hawaii's heritage.
00:07:53There is a phrase that's very important to Native Hawaiians.
00:07:57Malama aina.
00:07:58Take care of the land.
00:07:59Yeah, yeah, that's beautiful.
00:08:00That's right up there with whiskers on kittens and warm woolen mittens.
00:08:07Nature's what national parks are for.
00:08:09Research on the area that you want to develop, the Himalala Forest, indicates that it's possibly the site of an ancient burial ground.
00:08:19These sites are the most sacred lands to Native Hawaiians, and the law prohibits the disturbance of such sites with a fine of $10,000 a day.
00:08:27That has been nothing more than a rumor for donkey's years.
00:08:32And besides, this point is moot because the Department of Land and Natural Resources has approved my environmental impact statement.
00:08:40This location can't mean that much to you.
00:08:42And it potentially could mean a lot to many other people.
00:08:45In real estate, location is everything.
00:08:53Let me ask you something.
00:08:57Who paid for your law school?
00:08:59I don't see how that's any of your business.
00:09:01Your folks did, didn't they?
00:09:02Well, yes.
00:09:04And I worked some.
00:09:05Do you know who paid for mine?
00:09:07Me.
00:09:08Do you know who paid for all the clothes that I've ever worn?
00:09:11Me.
00:09:12Do you know what it's like to grow up poor?
00:09:14I mean, really poor.
00:09:16I grew up on a farm.
00:09:18And let me assure you, there is no poor like farm poor.
00:09:22And guess who is never, ever going to be poor again as soon as this deal goes through?
00:09:29Guilty as charged.
00:09:32Well, then.
00:09:33I guess I will see you at the courthouse.
00:09:37I guess you will.
00:09:42Hey, excellent finds, you two.
00:09:45Hmm.
00:09:45But we're going to need more concrete proof this land was used for anything ceremonial.
00:09:50The most likely spot for signs of a burial ground is up there.
00:09:54At least I hope so.
00:09:59So, how old were you?
00:10:02How old when what?
00:10:04When you realized you wanted to be an anthropologist.
00:10:06Oh, uh, about eight?
00:10:10Part of Kansas I grew up in had a bunch of abandoned settlers' cabins in the woods.
00:10:14And I was, you know, poking around in one and stumbled across a half-buried stash of old arrowheads.
00:10:21Nice.
00:10:22Along with a snake that bit me.
00:10:24Oh, not nice.
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:26It was my own dumb fault.
00:10:28And you?
00:10:30Ten.
00:10:31Oh.
00:10:31Let me guess.
00:10:33Nachio special?
00:10:35No.
00:10:37My parents were in the middle of one of their non-stop yelling matches.
00:10:41And I just wanted to get out of there and get a soda.
00:10:46So I dug through my dad's changed bowl.
00:10:48And I found this amazing old silver dollar.
00:10:541922.
00:10:54It was then that I realized a lot had happened before I was even born and wanted to find out about it.
00:11:06I still have that silver dollar.
00:11:08And if you tell anyone I committed grand larceny, you're dead.
00:11:13It's our secret.
00:11:16Demetri, does it ever get old?
00:11:19Well, this?
00:11:20How could it?
00:11:21Well, coming close to not having an expedition this summer made me wonder, you know, what we would do without one.
00:11:26Well, we do have one, thanks to that last-minute grant you found.
00:11:31Are you getting moody?
00:11:31You always get moody before a big discovery.
00:11:34But what if we were forced to do something entirely different for the summer instead of what we're used to?
00:11:38I don't want to even think about that.
00:11:40This is what we do, Helen.
00:11:41We're like guardians of the past.
00:11:43Twin sentinels at the gates of history.
00:11:47Well, frozen in the same post forever.
00:11:49All right, kids.
00:11:51Let's go.
00:11:55I'm prepared to rule on the pending motions for injunctive relief, blocking you, Mr. Button, from breaking ground, along with the motion for summary judgment.
00:12:03Unless the two parties were able to come to their own settlements.
00:12:11I'll take that as a no.
00:12:14This environmental impact statement, Mr. Button filed, has clearly been approved.
00:12:21And there is no mention of a possible burial site in the state's dispensation.
00:12:25Exactly, Your Honor.
00:12:26Mr. Button, don't interrupt me.
00:12:32Therefore, Ms. McQueen, I'm inclined to deny your motion for summary judgment without prejudice.
00:12:37Well, I guess that is that.
00:12:39Did I say you were excused, Mr. Button?
00:12:42No.
00:12:42I'm tired of seeing this island being constantly eroded by greed and ignorance.
00:12:50So, I'm inclined to grant Ms. McQueen's motion for a temporary restraining order.
00:12:56Thank you, Judge Zika.
00:12:57What?
00:12:57Giving you 48 hours to find some evidence that this land in question is sacred.
00:13:03You cannot do that.
00:13:03But only 48 hours?
00:13:04You should feel lucky that you have that.
00:13:06No, no, no, no, Your Honor.
00:13:08As a longtime resident of Kauai and a taxpayer, I object.
00:13:11I have a lot of influential friends.
00:13:13You want to go for 72 hours?
00:13:16Just keep flapping your yapper.
00:13:36Ms. McQueen, I'm glad you called.
00:13:39We're almost out of cell phone range.
00:13:40You and your team now have only 48 hours to find the evidence we need.
00:13:4548 hours?
00:13:47We've found some signs of habitation so far, but that's it.
00:13:53I mean, I know your organization is paying for my expedition, so I'd like to say it's a possibility,
00:13:58but I don't want to get your hopes up.
00:14:01Continue to do everything you can on your end, and in the meantime, I will pour over every document Button development has ever filed.
00:14:09There's still hope.
00:14:12We've got our work cut out for us.
00:14:20Button Supermall.
00:14:24Button Bargain Bonanza.
00:14:30Jeez.
00:14:31I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Button.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:35I come with a gift of friendship.
00:14:37Along with a stain that'll never come out.
00:14:39Actually, I come with an offer.
00:14:42My name is Omaka.
00:14:44This is my associate, Puka.
00:14:46How's it, brah?
00:14:48Do you intend to bid for that track of land in the Himalaya Forest?
00:14:53That's between me and the Department of Land and Natural Resources.
00:14:58How'd you track me down, huh?
00:14:59You're coming at me with this biped.
00:15:03Let me see some identification.
00:15:09I am a businessman, Mr. Button.
00:15:13Let me be frank.
00:15:14The preservation of that forest is very important to me.
00:15:19I've already had the sacred land speech today, bud.
00:15:21I have a specific interest in the plant life there.
00:15:24My great-great-grandfather was a kahuna la'au la'pa'au.
00:15:29Kahuna who?
00:15:30Kahuna la'au la'pa'au, brah.
00:15:32A healer.
00:15:34His knowledge of the rare herbs of this land are handed down to me.
00:15:38The plants and flowers that I use today grow in that forest and nowhere else on earth.
00:15:45So grow your magic weeds somewhere else.
00:15:48There is nowhere else.
00:15:50That forest is its own microclimate.
00:15:52Therefore, I am prepared to make you an offer to encourage you to bow out of any purchasing of that land.
00:16:00A million dollars?
00:16:06That's proof of my sincerity.
00:16:10I should say it looks pretty sincere.
00:16:12Mr. Omaka, is it?
00:16:15Assuming this check is real.
00:16:17After I develop that land, it'll be worth ten times this amount.
00:16:20Not everything is about money.
00:16:22Says the man handing out million-dollar checks.
00:16:24Look, here's the deal.
00:16:25In two days, I'm going to break ground on that land, and nothing's going to stop me.
00:16:30Not even the crazy notion that that land has some sort of history.
00:16:35History?
00:16:35Yeah, yeah, like an artifact, which ain't going to show up in two days or in two centuries.
00:16:41Okay, so how about this?
00:16:49I think we're done here.
00:16:53Polka.
00:16:55Hey, what the heck?
00:17:02Polka, who knows that forest better than we do?
00:17:06If it comes down to an artifact, we're going to have to find it ourselves.
00:17:10Shoots, yeah, boss.
00:17:13All right, we've established that this area was pretty well inhabited.
00:17:18So, um, lava rock, poi pounders, hematite sling stones, that sort of thing, they'll be showing up pretty regularly.
00:17:23But spirit talisman is what we're after.
00:17:25What size?
00:17:26Any size.
00:17:28Okay.
00:17:29We'll split into twos, dividing experience with youth.
00:17:33We'll regroup here in two hours to finish setting up camp.
00:17:36Since we're out of cell phone range, make sure you can stay together.
00:17:39Yeah, if you see anything, just give a holla.
00:17:41And make sure you have plenty of water and protein bars in your packs.
00:17:44What?
00:17:53What?
00:17:55Nothing.
00:17:56It's just, you know, your, uh, your hair looks really good that way.
00:18:02Just getting it out of my face is all.
00:18:04Yeah.
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:09Okay.
00:18:11You have a smudge of chocolate on your cheek.
00:18:14I do?
00:18:15Here?
00:18:16Oh, here.
00:18:23Yeah.
00:18:24Right.
00:18:27We got three bottles of water, camping knife, and, uh, snack bars.
00:18:35Well, we ever liked them back in the day.
00:18:37Like who?
00:18:39Those two.
00:18:40Oh, is that what's making you moody?
00:18:44Oh, Helen, come on, they're just kids at play.
00:18:47We were nothing like them.
00:18:48We were much more organized.
00:18:51Where's the sunscreen?
00:19:01Oh, you got some, uh, schmutz on your face.
00:19:04All right, Hermione, you're with me, Xander.
00:19:06You stay with Professor Schuller.
00:19:07Let's go.
00:19:08All right.
00:19:10This way.
00:19:16Uh, this way, I think, Hermione.
00:19:17Uh, I might say that way, Professor.
00:19:20Well, now, I have to confess, direction's never been my strong suit.
00:19:23It's more my wife's department.
00:19:26You know, I gotta say, your wife has been a real role model for me.
00:19:31She's so smart and so good at what she does.
00:19:34Well, now, Hermione, you're very smart, too.
00:19:37Keep your eye on your studies and your career, just as my wife always has, and I'm sure you'll find your chosen path.
00:19:43Yes, definitely this way.
00:19:46Uh, I think it's that way.
00:19:49Wow, this stuff is really thick.
00:19:58Which, no doubt, this is why nothing has been found before.
00:20:01Gosh, this forest is really, it's beautiful.
00:20:06I mean, it's almost magical, for lack of a better word.
00:20:11Yeah.
00:20:13You know, I'm usually so involved in my field work, I fail to notice the esoteric factor of the surroundings.
00:20:19Much the way Hermione doesn't notice your feelings for her.
00:20:25Oh, gosh.
00:20:27Am I that obvious?
00:20:29Sorry, I didn't mean to embarrass you.
00:20:31No, I'm not, I'm not embarrassed, I just, I don't know what I am.
00:20:37I, I'm a wreck.
00:20:39Every time I try to take even a small step closer to her, she just dances away from me.
00:20:45Well, some women don't like to feel pressured.
00:20:46How do you know so much?
00:20:53Human culture and the human condition?
00:20:56Human culture, maybe.
00:20:58Human condition, I'm just finding my way, like the rest of us.
00:21:01Yeah, but you and your husband have been together for like 20 years.
00:21:04I mean, is there some secret to keeping him attentive?
00:21:09Yeah, love is, it's not about secrets.
00:21:12It's quite the opposite.
00:21:13It's about revealing yourself to another.
00:21:19It's much safer to keep a part of yourself hidden.
00:21:23Whether it's for 20 days or 20 years.
00:21:26Oh, oh, uh, it seems we took a major wrong turn.
00:21:33Let's try this way.
00:21:35You can say that again.
00:21:38Yeah?
00:21:39Yeah, this way.
00:21:40Oh, what's that one?
00:21:42Ah, Lee, good for bee stings.
00:21:44Stay alert now.
00:21:45We're looking for something that appears to be made by an ancient hand.
00:21:49Oh, what's that plant?
00:21:52Pohinahina, good for skin rash.
00:21:55What's up with this one?
00:21:58Ohi'alehua.
00:21:59It eases the pain of childbirth.
00:22:02Gee, do you know everything, Omaka?
00:22:04I know there are some parts of this forest even I am not familiar with.
00:22:08The deeper we get, I see more and more rare species.
00:22:12Oh, what about that?
00:22:15Kukui.
00:22:16That's a laxative.
00:22:17Hey, that gave me chicken skin big time.
00:22:21Is it okay if Xander and I go check out that waterfall we're hearing?
00:22:24Of course.
00:22:25Yeah, it'll be dark soon.
00:22:26Just make sure you're back before then.
00:22:28And watch your step.
00:22:28It can be slippery around those things.
00:22:30It's okay if I start to follow your grab on to me, right?
00:22:33I would, um, uh, yeah.
00:22:47Isn't this a place?
00:23:05I would, um, uh, yeah.
00:23:06I would, um, uh, yeah.
00:23:07I would, um, uh, yeah.
00:23:08I would, um, uh, yeah.
00:23:08Sometimes fate has a plan.
00:23:12So I've been waiting patiently for love to come again.
00:23:19You here with me feels like destiny.
00:23:24Playing on his hand, we promised to hold on tight forever.
00:23:38But I let go and you let go.
00:23:41When we lost one another and we were broken Hanging on by a wire
00:23:50We didn't know how To pull our love out from the fire
00:23:57By the grace of something bigger We are back again together
00:24:03And now I know I'll never Ever let you go away
00:24:10All right, so, latitude 22, decimal point 145 north
00:24:14Longitude minus 159, decimal point 1485 west
00:24:19That should be the most direct route for tomorrow's foray.
00:24:22Dimitri.
00:24:22Or, or, or, or, 156, decimal point 97 west
00:24:27Dimitri, look at me.
00:24:29Hmm?
00:24:29What is it?
00:24:33Oh, your hair
00:24:35It's not very practical, is it?
00:24:40I mean, insects and things
00:24:42Remember that dung beetle we saw a cat man do?
00:24:44Whoa, that was a nasty creature
00:24:46Dimitri Schuller, why must you always be so practical?
00:24:49Excuse me?
00:24:50Why must you always be so practical?
00:24:55Well, I'm not practical
00:24:55Hmm
00:24:56Well, I mean, not always
00:24:58Ah
00:24:58Helen, you're confusing me
00:25:01This outburst, it's not like you
00:25:03Well, maybe I don't want to be like me
00:25:05We're in this beautiful, magical place
00:25:09And all you're talking about is insects and practicality
00:25:12I don't want to be practical right now
00:25:15I want to make love in a forest
00:25:19Oh, Helen, please
00:25:20Not in front of us
00:25:21What?
00:25:22I don't care
00:25:22It's not even Saturday morning
00:25:25Ah
00:25:27Dimitri
00:25:28What just happened?
00:25:42This forest is made from love
00:25:45It should be filled with lovers
00:25:47Oh
00:25:48That's the prettiest one yet
00:25:51Whoa
00:25:51Don't touch it
00:25:52That's very powerful and very rare
00:25:55It's the poor Molly, the marry me flower
00:25:57Marry me flower
00:25:58One drop from its nectar into someone's eyes
00:26:01Gives a hypnotic effect
00:26:03The next person they see
00:26:05They will have a deep affection for
00:26:07Perhaps even love
00:26:09It's way better than on laxative
00:26:12Today I saw a charming and sad woman being rebuffed by her own husband
00:26:16It's a pity we can't use it on him
00:26:19Yeah?
00:26:20How come not?
00:26:21Because that would be meddling in other people's lives
00:26:25And we are here on a much more important mission, my friend
00:26:28Meddling
00:26:32Or fixing?
00:26:37Look, I hope you don't mind me saying this, Professor
00:26:39But I'm envious of what you and your wife have
00:26:42She is amazing
00:26:44Tell you the truth
00:26:47She amazes me sometimes
00:26:49How is it that a member of our own species can have the same blood chemistry
00:26:55The same cellular replication ratio
00:26:57Be so similar in so many different ways
00:27:00And yet be so unbelievably different
00:27:04That, my boy, is the very first question any man asked about any woman
00:27:09Well, do you feel like women are ever really knowable?
00:27:17And that's the second
00:27:18All these filings without a single error
00:27:38Nobody's this thorough
00:27:41And why is there nothing on you before the age of 25?
00:27:48What are you hiding?
00:27:51There's so much at stake here
00:27:53You make a move, I'm on you
00:27:56Hmm
00:27:57This thing looks interesting
00:28:00Oh
00:28:02Oh
00:28:03Oh
00:28:19Oh
00:28:49Well, you're up early, Professor.
00:29:04Make coffee yet?
00:29:06No, not yet, but I can make some.
00:29:08No worries.
00:29:09I'll just drink in the scenery.
00:29:13Love your hair down, by the way.
00:29:16I'm glad somebody noticed.
00:29:19You are aware that Xander's in love with you, aren't you?
00:29:27What?
00:29:28No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:30No, that's pretty clear.
00:29:32I mean, he might have a crush, but that's all.
00:29:38Xander's a really nice guy.
00:29:40I don't want to hurt him, but a lot of guys have a lot of crushes on me, and they all get over me eventually.
00:29:49You will, too.
00:29:50A relationship is the last thing on my radar.
00:29:54You know, forgive me for saying this, but I really feel like you might be missing a chance for something meaningful.
00:30:01Look, I've seen the way a long-term relationship can turn.
00:30:09And my parents used to love each other, and now they can't even stand to be in the same room.
00:30:16Why would I want to waste my life away like that?
00:30:19Oh, no offense.
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:27You want to go check out that waterfall up there?
00:30:29It's beautiful.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:30:30Yeah.
00:31:00That's got to be the pretty lady, and this must be the re-buffalo guy.
00:31:08You get in those, brah.
00:31:26Oh, I forgot my camera. Sorry to wake you.
00:31:31You okay?
00:31:32I feel a little dizzy. I think I might have sat up too fast.
00:31:36Well, take it easy.
00:31:49You know what, Professor? You were always so nice to me. I really appreciate that.
00:31:55You're welcome, Xander. Since you're up, I'm going to start coffee because we have a very big day ahead of us.
00:32:03There you go again. Being nice.
00:32:05Oh, it's just coffee. It's not Thanksgiving dinner, Xander.
00:32:10And you are funny too. I like people that are funny.
00:32:14I can't stop laughing.
00:32:16Xander, I don't think you're awake yet.
00:32:18Why don't you just sit here and wait till the cobwebs clear from your brain, and I'll make the coffee.
00:32:22No, no, no. Let me do it. Okay?
00:32:24You are always doing everything for everybody else, and nobody ever does anything for you.
00:32:28It's okay. Just relax.
00:32:30No, I am relaxed. Yeah, I'm very relaxed. In fact, I'm feeling more and more relaxed by the second.
00:32:37You know, does being in this forest make you, like, really happy? Because it makes me feel really happy.
00:32:43Xander, are you sure you're feeling okay?
00:32:45I have never felt better before.
00:32:47Look at me.
00:32:48Hmm?
00:32:51Oh, hi.
00:32:53Hello.
00:32:54Xander.
00:32:55Hello.
00:32:56Your pupils are a little dilated, but it doesn't feel like you have a fever. So...
00:33:02Oh, your hands are so soft.
00:33:04Did you eat or drink something before you went to sleep?
00:33:07Only a big bite of truth and a sip of reality.
00:33:10What?
00:33:11Yeah, that talk we had yesterday, you were so considerate when I told you about my feelings for Hermione.
00:33:16And I think somehow that changed my feelings for her.
00:33:19And you know what? I think it's starting to change my feelings for you.
00:33:24Um, what's going on here?
00:33:26I was just saying how I used to have feelings for you, but I don't anymore.
00:33:29And now I think I'm starting to have feelings for Helen, and they seem to be growing.
00:33:33Okay.
00:33:34Did you do something to him?
00:33:36No, of course not.
00:33:37Do you know if he sleepwalks?
00:33:38How would I know that?
00:33:40Ha!
00:33:41Is it okay to have feelings for you, Professor?
00:33:43I mean, you must have feelings for me, because nobody could be that nice and not have feelings.
00:33:49Xander, wake up.
00:33:50How do I like you?
00:33:51Xander.
00:33:52I will count the reasons.
00:33:53I like your hair.
00:33:54I like your clothes.
00:33:55I like that you're smart.
00:33:56I like that you are funny.
00:33:58Thanksgiving dinner.
00:33:59That one was great.
00:34:01Could it be food poisoning?
00:34:03No, it's neurological.
00:34:05It's not gastric.
00:34:06It could be a toxic bug bite.
00:34:08I like that you have knowledge of the medical insect kingdom.
00:34:13Whatever it is, we need to get him to a doctor.
00:34:16And I love that you have a plan.
00:34:18Yeah, you always have a plan.
00:34:20Stop talking.
00:34:21How can I prove my feelings to you?
00:34:24Flowers for my lady.
00:34:26I will pick you the most beautiful bouquet.
00:34:29Oh, wait!
00:34:30No!
00:34:31Xander!
00:34:32Wait!
00:34:35Oh, jeez.
00:34:38Lord, what fools these Malaginis be!
00:34:41You used the marry me flower on him, didn't you?
00:34:44Yes!
00:34:45But he's in love, boss!
00:34:47Not only is what you did wrong, but you used it on the wrong man.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:55My bad.
00:34:56This is very upsetting.
00:34:58I don't have time to deal with this and look for artifacts.
00:35:01I'm sorry.
00:35:02I'll fix it.
00:35:03Show me and I will.
00:35:05The solution is right here.
00:35:09The ho'olai flower.
00:35:11Take the pollen, add water and dab it on him.
00:35:14That should be the antidote.
00:35:16Got it!
00:35:17The antidote.
00:35:18And then come back here so we can continue with our search.
00:35:21Will do, boss!
00:35:23In a minute.
00:35:27Larry, talk to me.
00:35:28Somebody's on your land, buddy.
00:35:30So the greenies are out there snooping around.
00:35:33Hey, well, they've only got 24 hours left.
00:35:35What the hell can they dig up in 24 hours?
00:35:37Are you kidding?
00:35:38You're right.
00:35:39A lot.
00:35:40Look, if they find one of those artifact thingies,
00:35:43I am dead in the water.
00:35:47Unless...
00:35:48I find them first.
00:35:50Hey, Larry.
00:35:51I gotta go.
00:35:52Yeah.
00:35:53Hoo-ee-hoo yourself.
00:35:54Ooh!
00:35:55Sandra!
00:35:56Stop!
00:35:57You might be having a reaction to those peanuts!
00:35:58What, are you a botanist now?
00:35:59Oh.
00:36:16Ooh.
00:36:18Sandra!
00:36:20Stop!
00:36:20You might be having a reaction to those plants.
00:36:22What, are you a botanist now?
00:36:24I don't think so.
00:36:28Helen!
00:36:28Look at the pretty flowers I got for you.
00:36:30Put those down.
00:36:31You could be having an allergic reaction to them.
00:36:33Exactly what I just said.
00:36:35No, the only thing I'm having an allergic reaction to
00:36:36is the fact that she's still here.
00:36:38I'm with Helen now.
00:36:39No, you're not.
00:36:40You did do something to him.
00:36:41No, I didn't do anything to him.
00:36:43Pretty lady.
00:36:44Pretty forest.
00:36:46Pretty flowers.
00:36:48My dad said the 60s were a lot like this.
00:36:50I love the 60s.
00:36:53Here's what we're gonna do.
00:36:54I'm gonna fetch Dimitri so we can get him to a doctor
00:36:57and then the three of us can continue searching for an artifact.
00:37:00Xander, just stay right here.
00:37:03Watch him.
00:37:03Make sure he doesn't follow a white rabbit down a hole or something.
00:37:07Ooh!
00:37:08I'll be waiting here, darling!
00:37:10For God's sake, Xander.
00:37:11Xander, she's twice your age.
00:37:41Time to blow it up.
00:37:54Time to blow it up.
00:38:07Come back!
00:38:09Oh!
00:38:10Dimitri!
00:38:10Thank goodness you're awake.
00:38:12There is something wrong with Xander.
00:38:13Good morning.
00:38:14Good morning, Dimitri.
00:38:15Xander, he's...
00:38:16Oh, you look very nice this morning.
00:38:18Oh, thank you.
00:38:19Oh, Dimitri.
00:38:21Thank goodness you're awake.
00:38:23There is something wrong with Xander.
00:38:25Hello.
00:38:26Good morning.
00:38:27Good morning, Dimitri.
00:38:29Xander, he's...
00:38:30Oh, you look very nice this morning.
00:38:32Oh, thank you.
00:38:33Listen, he is having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:38:36Some kind of weird reaction is going on with...
00:38:38You know, I have to apologize to you for...
00:38:42For not fully appreciating your appearance yesterday.
00:38:45You...
00:38:46You're a beautiful woman.
00:38:48And, no, I don't tell you that enough.
00:38:52But now is not the time.
00:38:53You feel good this morning.
00:38:55Do you feel good?
00:38:56I feel wonderful.
00:38:58You know, it's...
00:38:59And, Helen, I can see.
00:39:00I don't need my glasses.
00:39:01It must be this forest.
00:39:03Oh, Helen, you were right about this wonderful place.
00:39:06Oh, no.
00:39:07As a matter of fact,
00:39:08I feel better by the moment.
00:39:11Wait, wait, wait.
00:39:12By better, do you mean like a sense of euphoria?
00:39:15Disorientation?
00:39:16Yes!
00:39:17Yes, that's exactly right.
00:39:18You are so astute.
00:39:20And do I look unusually attractive to you right now?
00:39:24As a matter of fact...
00:39:27You do.
00:39:28Oh.
00:39:29Well, snap out of it!
00:39:32Ow!
00:39:38I am sorry that your wife has ended it in such a final way, Professor.
00:39:41She is admitting her feelings for me.
00:39:43For him.
00:39:44For me.
00:39:45Or you.
00:39:46Oh, enough with the flowers already.
00:39:49When you... you were supposed to hang on to him.
00:39:52He's all sweaty and slippery and you try to catch him.
00:39:56It's important that you know, Helen, my real feelings.
00:40:00I am falling.
00:40:01No.
00:40:02Better yet, I have fallen in love with her.
00:40:05Oh.
00:40:06Please, don't be ridiculous.
00:40:08I'm the one in love with Helen and she's in love with me.
00:40:11Helen, tell him about the mad, soaring passion we have for each other.
00:40:14Mad, soaring passion.
00:40:16I can't even get you to notice my hair.
00:40:18Oh!
00:40:19I notice it.
00:40:20I will continue to notice it every single day.
00:40:21Excuse me.
00:40:22You are in my way of...
00:40:23Oh!
00:40:24The highlights!
00:40:25Sander!
00:40:26The way that it shimmers in the sunlight...
00:40:27Sander!
00:40:28Yeah.
00:40:29Sander.
00:40:30Sander!
00:40:31What?!
00:40:35What about my hair?
00:40:37Eh.
00:40:38Eh?
00:40:39Eh.
00:40:40Eh.
00:40:41What do you mean, eh?
00:40:42Eh.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:44Yesterday you were all...
00:40:45Oh, Hermione, your hair looks so good.
00:40:48Oh, Hermione, come to Northwestern with me.
00:40:51Oh, Hermione, my tongue hangs out when I see you in a bikini.
00:40:54Yeah, that was yesterday, Hermione, when I was a boy.
00:40:56Today, Helen has made me into a man.
00:40:59That had better be a metaphor.
00:41:02Okay, look.
00:41:03You're pretty and you're smart.
00:41:05But I see things in a completely different way now.
00:41:08I mean, you're so used to having guys fall at your feet that
00:41:10you don't even realize how terrible you're treating them.
00:41:13Actually, you're kind of like a...
00:41:15...diva.
00:41:16Hey!
00:41:17Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:19Hermione!
00:41:20Okay, listen, calm down.
00:41:21It is not him talking.
00:41:22Stay calm!
00:41:23Yeah, so he didn't call you a diva.
00:41:25That's because she isn't and you are.
00:41:27Oh!
00:41:28Listen, listen, listen.
00:41:29Listen, something is wrong with these two.
00:41:32It's just...
00:41:33It's freaking me out.
00:41:35How can he love me one day and not the next day?
00:41:38Okay, calm down.
00:41:39Listen, listen.
00:41:40And you don't even love him anyway.
00:41:42Who says?
00:41:43Who said that yesterday?
00:41:44See how freaked out I am?
00:41:46Okay, okay.
00:41:47Calm down.
00:41:48We need to get them to a doctor.
00:41:49Can you hang on until then?
00:41:51Please.
00:41:52Where's that stupid man?
00:41:54Oh-oh-oh!
00:41:55Oh!
00:41:57Oh!
00:42:00Oh!
00:42:01Oh!
00:42:02Oh-oh!
00:42:03Pooka!
00:42:26Where are you, Pooka?
00:42:30There's a parking lot for campers just a few miles away.
00:42:34We can get there.
00:42:35We can, you know, flag someone down and get us into town.
00:42:38Come on, Helen.
00:42:40Anyone can see this child isn't worthy of you.
00:42:43Yeah, and this senior citizen is so old that he can't even see your incredibleness.
00:42:47My incredibleness?
00:42:49Seriously?
00:42:50What are you, 12?
00:42:5112?
00:42:51You want to see 12?
00:42:54I'm not arm wrestling for my wife.
00:42:57Then you're the one that's 12 because any real man knows that you have to fight for the woman
00:43:00you love.
00:43:01This way is shorter.
00:43:02But this way we don't have to cross the river.
00:43:04You are going down, Grandpa.
00:43:05You're weak.
00:43:06Oh, I'll have you know.
00:43:07I rode for the Cambridge Blues and we won Henley Regatta.
00:43:10I don't even know what that means.
00:43:12This is solid muscle.
00:43:13Yeah, solid muscle racing towards a heart attack.
00:43:15You're the one headed for heart attack, little boy.
00:43:17Yeah, from laughing at you.
00:43:19Okay, okay.
00:43:20Stop it, stop it.
00:43:21What are we at?
00:43:22Recess at the playground.
00:43:23Stop it.
00:43:24Well, I'm finishing it.
00:43:25Stay with us and we're all headed into town.
00:43:27This old bag of bones will never make it all the way to town.
00:43:30Bag of bones.
00:43:31Bag of bones.
00:43:32I'll show you.
00:43:33Bag of bones.
00:43:35Oh my gosh.
00:43:37Oh.
00:43:38Dimitri.
00:43:39Helen, this is your past.
00:43:42Take a look at your future.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:45Professor, what is happening?
00:43:51I wish I knew.
00:43:52If I was freaked out before I've doubled down.
00:43:55I don't know if I can even handle this.
00:43:58Jess, Jess, just look away.
00:43:59I can't.
00:44:00That's the problem.
00:44:01But really, I just, I need some alone time, okay?
00:44:04No, no, no.
00:44:05You cannot leave me with these two.
00:44:06Every moment we waste on them, we're losing precious time on our search.
00:44:09I know, I know.
00:44:10I'm sorry.
00:44:11I just, I'm seeing things that I can't unsee.
00:44:14No.
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:16All right.
00:44:18Selfness.
00:44:19Ridiculous and counterproductive behavior right now.
00:44:22You put your shirt on and go and get Hermione.
00:44:25Do I have to?
00:44:26Yes, you do.
00:44:27Oh, dang it.
00:44:28Well, I see you finally made your choice.
00:44:30And you put your shirt on too.
00:44:32You know you get sunburned.
00:44:37Okay, Hermione.
00:44:38You're not a bad person.
00:44:40You're kind to animals.
00:44:42You tip 20%.
00:44:44You care about the environment.
00:44:46And who cares if guys think you're hot?
00:44:49Oh, my God.
00:44:51What kind of people were afraid of themselves as hot?
00:44:55Divas.
00:44:57Oh, no.
00:44:59Oh.
00:45:00Oh.
00:45:01Oh.
00:45:02Oh.
00:45:03Oh.
00:45:04Mmm.
00:45:05Have some water, Dimitri.
00:45:10That's enough.
00:45:11Have a little more.
00:45:12Mmm.
00:45:13Stop.
00:45:14Stand on one foot.
00:45:15Hop up and down.
00:45:16Recycate the four principles of cultural anthropology.
00:45:17Multiculturalism, cultural relativism, ethnocentrism.
00:45:18Uh.
00:45:19Stop.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Well, since you'll do anything I say, here's what we're gonna do.
00:45:24You're gonna stay right by my side.
00:45:25Okay.
00:45:26We're gonna find the others, and we're gonna get out of here.
00:45:27Uh.
00:45:28But before we do, I...
00:45:29I...
00:45:30I have to apologize for taking you for granted all these years.
00:45:33Oh.
00:45:34Oh.
00:45:35Oh.
00:45:36Oh.
00:45:37Oh.
00:45:38Oh.
00:45:39Oh.
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:41Oh.
00:45:42Oh.
00:45:43Oh.
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00:46:06Oh.
00:46:07Oh.
00:46:08Oh.
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00:46:10Oh.
00:46:11Oh.
00:46:12Oh.
00:46:13Oh.
00:46:14Oh.
00:46:15Oh.
00:46:16Oh.
00:46:17Oh.
00:46:18Oh.
00:46:19Oh.
00:46:20Oh.
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:22Oh.
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:24Oh.
00:46:25Oh.
00:46:26Oh.
00:46:27Oh.
00:46:28knows i have wished for this it's not right it could do you some permanent damage how can love
00:46:37do me damage well you've already forgot to look for the artifacts oh oh the artifacts oh yeah
00:46:43yeah i had forgotten about that but i love that you helped me remember
00:46:48we need to get you to a doctor and i love that you are concerned about me
00:46:53fine dimitri and i love the fact that sorry
00:47:04okay if i were a greenie where would i be
00:47:11ow ow come on no no no bug bite or no bug bite why would he want me to go to northwestern with him
00:47:19he didn't really like me excuse me hi hello hi uh could you help me here please i seem to be stuck
00:47:25between a log and a hard place yeah yeah sure let me find a branch or something to pry you out of there
00:47:32okay i'll just wait right here can i ask you something about this forest do you know if there
00:47:38are any naturally occurring endorphins found in the plants around here or any spores in the air that
00:47:43might affect the neurological system are there what now oh you know weird forest stuff that might
00:47:50make people go psycho i hope not because there are these two guys i'm with that are on like this
00:47:58really bad trip they keep running around taking their clothes off acting like gorillas they might even
00:48:05get violent okay you know what you know just just run along i'll manage this okay i'm getting unstuck
00:48:09myself sorry i'm sorry i didn't mean to scare you i'm hermione by the way hi i'm uh jack
00:48:16so so you and these bad trip guys what are you doing out here well we're trying to find
00:48:25oh are you okay an artifact yeah we're being financed by a lawyer to keep some jackass from
00:48:31buying this forest and bulldozing it the queen i thought we were getting pretty close until the
00:48:38guys started acting all loony tunes pretty pretty close pretty close where near the waterfall can i
00:48:44ask you something else if someone clearly liked you and they complimented you all the time which he did
00:48:52and then all of a sudden they just stopped and started insulting you actually wouldn't that kind of
00:48:58confuse you big waterfall or little waterfall and then if you had to stand there and watch him fall for
00:49:04someone else wouldn't that make you jealous even if you weren't sure how you felt about him in the
00:49:09first place waterfall which way and wouldn't it really stir you up if you realized you might be losing
00:49:17something you weren't even sure you wanted i mean am i crazy or is it love i which way
00:49:24there there okay uh yeah thanks kid good luck with the bad trip guys is it love hey thanks you really helped me
00:49:54i'm more tired than i thought
00:50:15okay
00:50:20just rest
00:50:24hi where's hermione i couldn't find her i missed you too much packing up izzy you told him to go
00:50:37good riddance we're all gonna pack up and go get your stuff oh no no wait a second look don't you feel
00:50:42like your marriage has run its course i mean with me get a fresh start just think every morning we would awaken
00:50:49it would be like our wedding day every night it would be like our honeymoon xander
00:50:55xander you and me we need to talk yes we do right now well we all need to talk as we walk and look for
00:51:04hermione pack up the stuff and douse that fire this isn't over not by a long shot
00:51:11the moment you've gotten it by now you're not nearly mature enough for hell
00:51:17oh maturity is a process passion on the other hand cannot be taught okay less talking more walking
00:51:24you don't think i don't think i have any passion huh i know you don't have any passions well how's this
00:51:32for passion oh
00:51:33oh really professor you're gonna stoop to this oh you're the one who told me a man needs to fight
00:51:38for the woman he loves wait whoa guys guys no no no no no no you don't need to fight for me nothing
00:51:43like that okay come on i mean no one's ever fought for me before but seriously what are you gonna do
00:51:50joust for my handkerchief is that right ow oh seriously this is on this is on
00:51:57hermione
00:52:09are you kidding me
00:52:11you're upsetting helen i'm not upsetting helen
00:52:16like a grandma oh you're so ugly
00:52:20you smell like grandpa's foot i'm gonna make you squeal like a little girl
00:52:24why don't cry no stop you're really gonna hurt each other
00:52:28you're trying to tickle me huh i'm not tickling
00:52:32get up get up now all right okay let's see let's see if you are as slow as you are weak
00:52:39huh oh for race ready set go
00:52:45i know fun as this is it's getting exhausting
00:52:49guys guys
00:52:57that girl wasn't joking about those bad trip guys
00:53:00oh okay nick think about this think about it think about it okay if you turn it in
00:53:23you're a hero oh but you lose the land okay okay but if i get rid of it i'm a criminal
00:53:31but i'm set for life oh what to do what to do
00:53:37easiest decision i ever made
00:53:52demetri
00:53:54xander helen helen oh there you are finally oh my gosh thank goodness i was really worried about you
00:54:01i'm sorry i got turned around this forest is a little confusing can you i just oh look i am sorry
00:54:10about the way i left don't worry about it
00:54:16where are the guys well i was hoping around here they were fighting and then they ran off and it's
00:54:23like hurting cats with these two fighting what they do get out their diplomas and give each other
00:54:28paper cut however we may have lost our last chance of of saving this forest well i don't want to give
00:54:37up we still have a little bit of time what do you say huh well i'll tell you what we find the guys
00:54:46time to a tree if we have to and we continue to search ourselves huh deal good you know for all
00:54:53other insanity what would we do without men oh well the world would be half as populated crime-free and a lot more organized
00:55:06hookah
00:55:13hookah
00:55:13to blow it up to blow it up or not to blow it up they didn't even more question
00:55:33ms mcqueen
00:55:34ms mcqueen ms mcqueen wake up mr butner ms mcqueen what are you doing out here
00:55:49oh i'm a little dizzy are you okay
00:55:51i don't know level with me mcqueen do you have a team out here looking for a tiki yes yes i do
00:56:07yes yeah i knew it i'm not surprised you're on top of things your filings show how smart you've been
00:56:13all this time not a comma out of place you went through my filings they are a matter of public record
00:56:21but there is something else i just can't quite remember what it was
00:56:27nick nick what are we friends now look you're trying to ruin me remember that mcqueen aren't
00:56:35you the one who said we don't need to be adversaries
00:56:44right now i don't feel like being your adversary in fact
00:56:51i feel wonderful
00:57:04this forest is so beautiful
00:57:08yeah yeah it's a forest
00:57:12it's the most beautiful forest in the whole world i've never really seen it before
00:57:17i've spent my whole career dealing with people like you but i don't want to fight with you right now nick
00:57:27what's happening to me hell if i know
00:57:31hell if i know tanya
00:57:39tanya
00:57:42there's a waterfall
00:57:43you could go for a swim yeah no no no i've seen it before but you haven't seen it with me yeah yeah but i i don't have a suit or anything so we can't really
00:57:53and that's a problem because
00:57:54hermione
00:58:03you know that it's my husband that i love right you know i never encourage xander except to tell him
00:58:08he's a fine young man i think i'm starting to see how fine he is or was anyway
00:58:17i guess i just got weirded out seeing him chase you
00:58:21i'm used to guys you know chasing you it's okay
00:58:28i remember when guys used to chase me when i was young
00:58:32well dimitri really
00:58:36he saw me for what i really was and you know he was so kind and smart
00:58:44thanks xander
00:58:49i just hope the guys are okay i don't want xander to get hurt
00:58:56ever
00:58:58helen helen my darling helen my sweetheart
00:59:06where is that tree we can tie them to again
00:59:11isn't this just beautiful
00:59:15whoever made this paradise wanted us to be happy nick
00:59:19i know i'm happy
00:59:21aren't you
00:59:23happy i don't
00:59:27wait hold hold it hold on a second here
00:59:31i must be losing my mind
00:59:34you're trying to entrap me
00:59:36one minute you're trying to shut me down and the next you're acting like you're falling in love with me
00:59:41love
00:59:46what is love i to tell you the truth i've never really even thought about it
00:59:51is it a curse is it a blessing can we ever figure it out are we supposed to figure it out
01:00:04i've been able to figure everything out in my life
01:00:09and right now i can't figure this out
01:00:15isn't it
01:00:16isn't that wonderful
01:00:19look mclean
01:00:23tanya
01:00:23the thing is
01:00:28the thing is the way i feel right now
01:00:32i think it's happening to me
01:00:39with you
01:00:41you talked about how you spent your whole life fighting
01:00:44i'm sure that's why your hands are so strong they've had to be
01:00:47and so are mine
01:00:49we are so similar in so many ways
01:00:52think of the team we would make if we were on the same side
01:00:55my social consciousness your business skills you would be unstoppable in everything
01:01:06nick
01:01:08the queen
01:01:10tanya
01:01:13you are a beautiful woman
01:01:15in so many ways
01:01:19and you
01:01:22you do me an honor that i don't deserve
01:01:25it almost makes me want to confess something
01:01:28well let me go first
01:01:33it's been a long time since i've been just
01:01:36and right here in this forest it would be the perfect opportunity
01:01:42now you go
01:01:45how about
01:01:51just now why you just give me a second
01:01:54you know to think
01:01:58i'm not going anywhere
01:02:05zander and i have stopped fighting because
01:02:08we've come to a conclusion you have to choose between us once and for all
01:02:11oh shut up
01:02:12we'll start our love afresh and this will be day one
01:02:25my feelings for her money were merely an infatuation i put you up on a pedestal
01:02:29not your flaws but now i realize i am meant for a deeper love
01:02:33i'm very angry about this book how can you be angry about love this is not love this is chaos
01:02:56yes
01:02:59the whole all are you buying the pollen from the flowers mixed in with this rain might help them
01:03:05if only we could gather them all under the flowers
01:03:08no problem
01:03:13let's go guys
01:03:15let's get out of here
01:03:19come on
01:03:26let's get out of here
01:04:28What did you do to me?
01:04:38What did I do to you?
01:04:41You were the one who was coming on to me.
01:04:44I was, wasn't I?
01:04:45Yeah.
01:04:46I must have eaten some bad sushi.
01:04:48Oh, oh yeah, that must have been it.
01:04:50Thank you very much.
01:04:52You were about to confess something.
01:04:54Oh, uh-uh.
01:04:55Uh-uh, lady.
01:04:56I'm not going to fall for your tricks again, okay?
01:04:57That's not happening.
01:05:00I must apologize for my complete lack of professionalism, but whatever was happening to me doesn't change the fact that there's something extraordinary about this forest.
01:05:10You have to see that now.
01:05:11I'm asking you again.
01:05:14Hold off your development until it can be studied.
01:05:16Come on.
01:05:17That's been your game the whole time, hasn't it?
01:05:20Yeah.
01:05:21Your people didn't find any artifacts here, did they?
01:05:24No, no, I didn't think so.
01:05:27And they never will.
01:05:30Wait.
01:05:31The real reason I came here.
01:05:34In my altered state, I couldn't quite remember what it was.
01:05:39But here, I wanted you to see this.
01:05:41Where did you get this?
01:05:57It took some doing, but it's from a newspaper archive.
01:06:01That's the farm you were talking about, isn't it?
01:06:03And it was here on Kauai.
01:06:06That boy, that's you.
01:06:07I haven't seen this picture in 30 years.
01:06:09Your background is practically non-existent.
01:06:13It's because you changed your last name.
01:06:15Why?
01:06:19Why does anyone?
01:06:22To start over.
01:06:26This is my grandpa's farm.
01:06:29My dad, he worked like a dog to save it.
01:06:32And when the bottom dropped out of the sugarcane market, it ruined him.
01:06:39He was a good man.
01:06:42And he deserved better than that.
01:06:48You think this changes anything?
01:06:54Uh-uh.
01:06:55This picture.
01:06:56This is why I want to develop the land,
01:07:00so I can prove that you can actually make a living off it.
01:07:03This island has always been your home.
01:07:06Doesn't it still speak to you?
01:07:09Memories are all about the past.
01:07:16And that's where they belong.
01:07:18I feel like I just woke up from the weirdest dream.
01:07:35I was running around,
01:07:37and then I got in a fight with Professor Shuler.
01:07:40Did I hurt him?
01:07:44I completely sidetracked our search.
01:07:46We have to get back out there right now.
01:07:47We got to get back to...
01:07:48Whoa!
01:07:49Whoa, slow down.
01:07:51We need to give whatever went through you time to fully dissipate.
01:07:54Yeah.
01:07:55Here.
01:07:57Some water.
01:07:59Thanks.
01:08:00There were a few things that you said, Xander.
01:08:08I know.
01:08:09Okay, and I'm so sorry.
01:08:11No.
01:08:11They were all things that I needed to hear.
01:08:15About you putting me on a pedestal, for one.
01:08:19Oh, this is so humiliating.
01:08:21Shouldn't be.
01:08:22Not for you, at least.
01:08:27You see, the thing is...
01:08:29I knew that I was.
01:08:31I just...
01:08:33I guess I got used to it.
01:08:36And I took it for granted.
01:08:41And then there were my flaws that you were all too happy to point out.
01:08:45Hermione.
01:08:46Xander.
01:08:47You were right.
01:08:51And I guess my worst flaw of all was that I was just shamelessly flirting with you.
01:08:56And I didn't care about how it might confuse you or make you feel.
01:09:04It's okay.
01:09:05No.
01:09:07I owe you an apology.
01:09:09And I guess all this craziness actually worked out because it taught me something really important.
01:09:20And that's what it's like to have real affection for someone and to not have it returned.
01:09:29And it's awful.
01:09:31Really, really awful.
01:09:33And I was scared.
01:09:48I was scared that because of the way I had been that I had lost you.
01:09:54And that felt even worse.
01:10:04I had to look at my other seat.
01:10:07It's just because you're cold and you're wet.
01:10:11No.
01:10:12It's not that.
01:10:13That deeper, more meaningful place you talked about with Helen.
01:10:30I don't suppose you'd want to go there with me.
01:10:33I mean, maybe someday.
01:10:37I think you already know the answer to that question.
01:10:40It's just so possible that I love you, Santa Oakley.
01:10:51It's just so possible that I love you.
01:10:54Come on.
01:11:17Come on.
01:11:18Come on.
01:11:18How many fingers?
01:11:32Two.
01:11:34Oh, my shoulders.
01:11:36It feels like I was wrestling with something.
01:11:41Yeah, Xander.
01:11:43You don't remember?
01:11:44Xander and I were fighting?
01:11:47Oh, my Lord, did I hurt him?
01:11:48It's a long story.
01:11:52Oh, Helen, my behavior, I am so sorry.
01:11:57I don't have any explanation for any of it.
01:12:00I just, I don't know where to start with my apologies.
01:12:03It's okay.
01:12:05Clearly, it wasn't you.
01:12:07Oh, well, that's just it, isn't it?
01:12:10It was.
01:12:12In a way.
01:12:15I do remember one thing.
01:12:17I remember I made you sad, didn't I?
01:12:25You were sad that I was paying attention to you only because I was out of my mind.
01:12:33That's terrible.
01:12:34Are you all right?
01:12:40Are we all right?
01:12:43I want us to be.
01:12:45I don't know.
01:12:46I mean, it's pretty hard to go from no attention to too much attention.
01:12:51I don't know when I started taking you for granted, but it's not right.
01:13:04It never has been.
01:13:05You know, I was so concerned with what you weren't that I, I've really lost track of what you were.
01:13:17I'm so, so sorry that it took whatever happened to me to make me say what I've known all along.
01:13:27And I just haven't told you enough.
01:13:29Which is that you are the most important person in my life.
01:13:36And I'm going to spend every day proving it to you from now on.
01:13:40But that's my deepest wish.
01:13:47Well, you know, sometimes a wish is a good place to start.
01:13:54You know what else I remember?
01:13:57Clear as day.
01:13:59It's how, how beautiful everything was.
01:14:03And how it pales next to you.
01:14:11Love
01:14:11Sees not with the eyes, but with the mind.
01:14:17Therefore
01:14:18Is winged Cupid painted blind.
01:14:24I love you, Professor Schuller.
01:14:27I love you, Professor Schuller.
01:14:29I love you, Professor Schuller.
01:14:33It's not even Saturday morning.
01:14:58Another marry me flower.
01:15:03Oh.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:20Hey.
01:15:20Hey.
01:15:21Hey.
01:15:22Hold on.
01:15:23Wait, wait, wait.
01:15:24Hold on a sec.
01:15:25Hey.
01:15:26Hey.
01:15:27Hey.
01:15:28Hey.
01:15:29Hey.
01:15:30Hold on.
01:15:31Wait, wait, wait.
01:15:32Hold on a sec.
01:15:33We've said all we have to say.
01:15:34No, no, no, Tanya, please.
01:15:35Just give me a minute.
01:15:38I know that this has been a crazy day.
01:15:42But what you said about this island speaking to me, I can't stop thinking about that.
01:15:49And I don't know why this is happening right now, but I think it has something to do with
01:15:54you.
01:15:54Is that so?
01:15:55Is that so?
01:15:56Yeah.
01:15:57Yeah.
01:15:58This forest, it isn't just any forest.
01:16:01I used to play here when I was a kid.
01:16:03I mean, this whole corner of the island was like our own personal playground.
01:16:09And my brothers and my sisters and I, we would come and we would play hide and go seek out
01:16:18here.
01:16:19I remember smelling the leftover sugarcane burning in the cane fields and laying down and looking
01:16:28up at a trillion stars in the skies like lace above us.
01:16:34I haven't thought about that in the longest time.
01:16:47I started to confess something earlier to you.
01:16:52And it's time that I did.
01:16:55Even though I know I'm going to hate myself in the morning.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:06You know how you said that this land is sacred?
01:17:10You were right.
01:17:12That artifact that your friends were looking for, I found it.
01:17:18You what?
01:17:19Yeah.
01:17:20It's a carved stone tiki and I found it here in the forest.
01:17:23I threw it in the waterfall.
01:17:25But I'll show you exactly where it is and I will give up any rights I have to this land.
01:17:31Oh my gosh.
01:17:33Do you know what this means?
01:17:35All too well.
01:17:37And look, I'll take any consequence they give me.
01:17:40I'll pay any fine.
01:17:41But I cannot fight an entire forest anymore.
01:17:48Not anymore.
01:17:50Nick, why now?
01:17:57I don't know.
01:17:58But I think you have something to do with this.
01:18:04I think you should give yourself a little credit.
01:18:10Who would have thought that I'd do the right thing?
01:18:14Me.
01:18:17Well, I'm Ahina, right?
01:18:21Take care of the land.
01:18:29Boss!
01:18:30Boss!
01:18:31Boss!
01:18:32The neat guy, he found a tiki!
01:18:34He what?
01:18:35Are you sure?
01:18:36Yeah, he was hiding it.
01:18:37But he just confessed.
01:18:38You know why?
01:18:39Why?
01:18:40Because I made him fall in love with the forest.
01:18:43How did you do that?
01:18:45I ghosted him with the marry me flower.
01:18:48This is not the marry me flower.
01:18:50This is good for athlete's foot.
01:18:52Athlete's foot?
01:18:53We have until tomorrow to find an artifact.
01:18:55Yeah, but even if we pass the deadline,
01:18:57it doesn't mean we have to stop searching.
01:19:00We should get the guys looked at.
01:19:02Who knows what they'll find.
01:19:03Good.
01:19:05You mean like a toxin or a foreign substance of some kind?
01:19:09Or like a dream past the wit of man to say
01:19:14what dream it was.
01:19:17Oh, we're back in cell phone range.
01:19:20Tanya, hi.
01:19:21We're...
01:19:23What?
01:19:24What?
01:19:25What?
01:19:26That's amazing news!
01:19:27What's going on?
01:19:28What's happening?
01:19:29They found a tiki!
01:19:30Somebody found a tiki!
01:19:31Hey, what?
01:19:32Oh my gosh!
01:19:33Oh my gosh!
01:19:34Oh my gosh!
01:19:35Oh my gosh!
01:19:41Good job.
01:19:42Okay.
01:19:46What a beautiful specimen.
01:20:11Absolutely.
01:20:13How old?
01:20:14About 500 years.
01:20:17The fine I paid.
01:20:19Public service I did.
01:20:21It was worth it to make this happen.
01:20:23You had a good lawyer.
01:20:25I'm the luckiest man in Hawaii.
01:20:27No.
01:20:28You're the luckiest man in the world.
01:20:30So, what exactly does this tiki represent again?
01:20:34It's a tribute.
01:20:37The power of healing.
01:20:46The power of healing.
01:20:58Mahalo.
01:20:59I guess, well, that ends will help us.
01:21:04No thanks to you, Pukar.
01:21:06I think a lot of thanks to me.
01:21:09Just don't ever do it again.
01:21:11Who, me? I wouldn't dream of it.
01:21:29I wouldn't dream of it.
01:21:59I wouldn't dream of it.
01:22:29It promised to hold on tight forever.
01:22:36But I let go and you let go.
01:22:39And we lost one another.
01:22:42And we were broken.
01:22:44Hanging on by a wire
01:22:48We didn't know how
01:22:51To pull our love out from the fire
01:22:55But by the grace of something bigger
01:22:58We are back again together
01:23:01And now I know I'll never
01:23:05Ever let you go again
01:23:09I will never let you go again
01:23:23I will never let you go again
01:23:39I will never let you go again
01:23:48I will never let you go again
01:24:01I will never let you go again
01:24:08I will never let you go again
01:24:10I will never let you go again
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