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00:00:00.
00:00:30Oh, for crying out loud!
00:00:56Mr. Maxwell, well, fancy seeing you here.
00:01:00I thought I told you to lay low.
00:01:01Or did you forget you were supposed to be undercover?
00:01:04No harm in ordering an overpriced drink while I wait, is there?
00:01:07You can order a drink from the mini-fridge.
00:01:10Now we need to get back up to the room. Let's go.
00:01:14Let's go!
00:01:16Wow, you're feisty.
00:01:24I just love your pen.
00:01:27Oh, thank you. It's a cardinal.
00:01:30And your sweater.
00:01:32I just have to say, can I get a better look?
00:01:35Wow, your sweater is beautiful.
00:01:39Are you here for the gala on Christmas Day?
00:01:42Oh, afraid not.
00:01:43Oh, I happen to be on the inviting committee.
00:01:46You don't say.
00:01:47Here, a couple of invitations in case you change your mind.
00:01:52It's for a good cause.
00:01:53Wow.
00:01:55Thank you so much, you sweet lady.
00:01:57Mm-hmm.
00:01:58You're welcome.
00:02:01We'll catch the next one.
00:02:03What are you doing?
00:02:04What part of laying low don't you understand?
00:02:06Don't be such a slew, J.J. Maxwell.
00:02:09Come on, Christmas gala.
00:02:10Listen to this.
00:02:11The Prince of Jakovia cordially invites you to ensure that all children of the world have a very Merry Christmas.
00:02:20Yeah.
00:02:21Is Jakovia even a real place?
00:02:23Prince Alexander!
00:02:39Oh, dear.
00:02:40What were you thinking?
00:02:42Well, I was simply performing my princely duties.
00:02:44You know, mingling with subjects.
00:02:46Mingling?
00:02:46Is that what we're calling it?
00:02:47I'd classify it as snogging.
00:02:49I'll not have it.
00:02:51You're a prince, not a pauper.
00:02:54I'm not getting any younger, Alexander.
00:02:56Sooner or later, the people of our great country will look to you for leadership.
00:03:00And you'll be expected to lead.
00:03:03With wisdom, compassion, maturity.
00:03:06And less mingling.
00:03:10I need to know that you are ready for the responsibility.
00:03:14I am, Father.
00:03:16I am.
00:03:17Excellent.
00:03:18As luck would have it, the Jakovia Child Care Foundation has a Christmas fundraiser this weekend across the pond.
00:03:25It's a perfect opportunity for you to present a more, shall I say, responsible appearance.
00:03:31Are you punishing me from the kingdom, Father?
00:03:34I've set your butler, Grady, ahead to make the necessary arrangements and to ensure that the trip is a successful one.
00:03:39No, you sent him there to babysit me.
00:03:43Need I remind you that your behavior reflects upon our country, the monarchy.
00:03:49And most importantly of all, your late mother.
00:03:51After all, she was born there.
00:03:56And if I decline?
00:03:59Then I would have no choice but to displace you in the line of succession.
00:04:03I will not disappoint you, Father.
00:04:07Well, then, I suggest you start packing.
00:04:10The Royal Jet leaves in one hour.
00:04:12As you wish.
00:04:21Bad news.
00:04:24You're out of ice lattes, sparkling coconut water, and designer cola.
00:04:28There's plenty of eggnog.
00:04:31I hate eggnog.
00:04:32Oh, come now.
00:04:33Where's your holiday spirit?
00:04:34Holiday spirit?
00:04:35Anything that tastes the same fresh and sour as and for me, besides.
00:04:39For what I'm doing, I should be able to order whatever I want.
00:04:44And you know what?
00:04:45The surf and turf.
00:04:47That's looking good.
00:04:48Pull this off, and I'll upgrade you to the Maine Lobster.
00:04:52How about that?
00:04:53All right, let's get his earpiece in.
00:04:57Where do I put this?
00:05:06Oh, wait.
00:05:07Talk around.
00:05:08All right.
00:05:09Relax, just like we practiced.
00:05:11Yeah.
00:05:12Easy for you to say.
00:05:13You don't have to go in there.
00:05:14Well, there is a lot at stake here, Patrick, and I'm not just talking about your dinner.
00:05:19All right?
00:05:20Let's go ahead and do a check.
00:05:22Go ahead, say something.
00:05:24Something.
00:05:27Great.
00:05:28You're going to knock them dead.
00:05:29Yeah.
00:05:31Or worried about them knocking me dead.
00:05:32They wouldn't have called the meeting if you weren't one of the best thieves in the business.
00:05:38That's right.
00:05:39I am, aren't I?
00:05:41Yeah.
00:05:42Just channel that confidence you displayed earlier in the hotel lobby.
00:05:46What are you talking about?
00:05:48When you charmed that sweet lady and then swiped her diamond tennis bracelet?
00:05:52What can I say?
00:05:54Stealing treasure is my pleasure.
00:05:56Okay.
00:06:03Remember, confidence.
00:06:12Yeah.
00:06:16Sweet 702.
00:06:18Got it.
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:21All right, pick up the pace, Patrick.
00:06:31You're not going to get a colonoscopy.
00:06:33Metaphorically, I am.
00:06:35Now remember, no matter what happens, do not respond to me.
00:06:40Sorry.
00:06:41Yeah, I forgot.
00:06:42You just did it again.
00:06:43Okay, remember, confidence.
00:06:52Confidence.
00:06:53Confidence.
00:06:53Confidence.
00:07:01Stand tall.
00:07:03Walks in.
00:07:04Okay.
00:07:06Stand tall.
00:07:06Walks in.
00:07:08Stand tall.
00:07:10Walks in.
00:07:12All right, so, who do I talk to about using my very particular set of skills?
00:07:27Easy does it, Liam Neeson.
00:07:29Your very particular set of skills?
00:07:33What can I say?
00:07:34Stealing treasure is my pleasure.
00:07:36See that?
00:07:44Yeah.
00:07:45Looks like someone sees you.
00:07:47Someone who will likely lead us further up the food chain.
00:07:50Play along.
00:07:51Maybe our mystery guests will reveal themselves.
00:07:57So, we're going to do this or what?
00:07:59Very good, sir.
00:08:11So, tell me about your most recent score.
00:08:17Show him the bracelet in your pocket.
00:08:19Tell him how you got it.
00:08:19As a matter of fact, I just took this off a lady in the elevator today.
00:08:28You're a pickpocket.
00:08:30This is a $90,000 bracelet.
00:08:33And you won't mind leaving.
00:08:36Don't even think about it.
00:08:38We have to return it.
00:08:40Oh, you're going to have to hire me first if you want to.
00:08:44Good answer.
00:08:45You're just, you're out laughing.
00:08:57Yes.
00:08:59Understood.
00:09:06We'll be in touch.
00:09:15No, I said the red one.
00:09:21It is only natural for a father to consider the reputation of his only son.
00:09:26Responsibility isn't a death sentence, your highness.
00:09:29I know.
00:09:30It just sounds so boring.
00:09:33Then allow me to point out.
00:09:35American women adore royalty.
00:09:39Do they?
00:09:40Just look at your mother and father.
00:09:42No, no, no, no.
00:09:43Grady, that was different.
00:09:46How so?
00:09:47Because they met during a humanitarian mission.
00:09:49They bonded over their compassion for the less fortunate.
00:09:52So you believe she would have been equally enamored with your father if, instead of a prince, he were you now?
00:10:01A papa?
00:10:03You know, I'm beginning to think that maybe being a papa might actually be more fun.
00:10:11Well.
00:10:11All right, Grady, let us find an American woman to adore me.
00:10:17Please tell me we're not bringing the crown jewels.
00:10:20Your father insisted, I'm afraid.
00:10:23I'm sure he longs for the day when the monarch will sit atop the golden throne as well.
00:10:27Then have a safe flight.
00:10:28And I will see you at the airport where you are.
00:10:30Great.
00:10:31I'll see you, Jim.
00:10:32Looks like I'm off to California.
00:10:40Excellent work, Agent Maxwell.
00:10:42Please keep me posted.
00:10:44Thank you, sir.
00:10:45Something else on your mind?
00:10:53Is it true that Agent Hadley is retiring?
00:10:56Cindy.
00:10:56You know I've closed more cases than anyone else in this office.
00:10:59And your hard work is appreciated.
00:11:02But?
00:11:02But the Bureau looks at more than just numbers.
00:11:06Sir?
00:11:07To be a good supervising agent, you have to manage personalities as well as data.
00:11:12You know this job is in my blood, sir.
00:11:15My father was...
00:11:16Your father would agree with me.
00:11:20He gave me this my first Christmas on the job.
00:11:25Sounds like Dad.
00:11:27Yeah, he was an amazing mentor, but he was also a good friend.
00:11:31Your dad could think outside the box.
00:11:33You know, big picture stuff.
00:11:35Your dad had people skills.
00:11:38I have people skills.
00:11:39Huh.
00:11:39When was the last time you took time off?
00:11:44I'm not saying no.
00:11:46But I'm saying it would be helpful if you showed a little rage.
00:11:52You bring down Hugo, come back in, and we'll discuss it.
00:11:58Should be heading back.
00:12:00I believe I promised our CI a main crustacean.
00:12:05So that's it?
00:12:06We're done, huh?
00:12:06No.
00:12:07They're going to call back and schedule another meeting.
00:12:09Presumably with whoever was on the other side of that snowman.
00:12:12No, so I have to go back in?
00:12:14Do I need to remind you that I'm the only thing standing between that filet mignon and a tray full of chipped beef at a prison cafeteria?
00:12:21I could run.
00:12:25Try it, and I'll jingle your bells so bad you'll never be able to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ever again.
00:12:30Is that supposed to be a threat?
00:12:31Well, just save me a bite.
00:12:48Your itinerary, your highness.
00:12:51Oh my.
00:12:52Can I schedule any more packed?
00:12:54May I remind you your father sent you here specifically to ensure the success of the Christmas gala?
00:13:00And it will be a huge success.
00:13:03Okay.
00:13:03Lady, surely there's some time that we can make to enjoy the local culture?
00:13:08Do be careful with that case.
00:13:10Its contents are irreplaceable.
00:13:12Well, then your father shouldn't have insisted on bringing such dainted trinkets.
00:13:16Those trinkets just happen to be two of the most iconic symbols of the Jacobian monarchy.
00:13:22A scepter.
00:13:23Seriously.
00:13:24Don't worry.
00:13:25The case will be safe in the hotel vault.
00:13:27Oh, that makes me feel so much better.
00:13:31Here.
00:13:32While you two take care of the crown jewels, I'm going to grab a quick bite to eat.
00:13:38Wait a minute.
00:13:40Was he kidding about the jewels, or...?
00:13:42The vault!
00:13:44Right this way.
00:13:49Good morning, Agent Nolan.
00:13:50Agent Maxwell.
00:13:51How's our guest doing?
00:13:53Still sleeping.
00:13:54And you've been here the whole time?
00:14:01Yes.
00:14:02I did step away for a phone call, but only for a moment.
00:14:06I don't know.
00:14:11Only for a moment, hmm?
00:14:17My wife is still lying, so I'm just trying to make it.
00:14:21I'm just looking up there.
00:14:22What do you think you're doing?
00:14:37Oh, hello.
00:14:37I'm having breakfast.
00:14:39I'm famished.
00:14:40How's that even possible?
00:14:41Well, I do have quite the appetite.
00:14:45Of course you do.
00:14:46Look, I don't know where you got this outfit or the accent, but this is certainly not keeping
00:14:50a low profile.
00:14:52I need you upstairs in my suite.
00:14:54You, um, you need me in your suite?
00:14:58Yes, right away.
00:14:59Wow, Grady really wasn't kidding.
00:15:02Who's Grady?
00:15:06He's here.
00:15:07He who?
00:15:08Just get upstairs and get comfy.
00:15:10I'll be up in a minute.
00:15:11I'll be needing a key card.
00:15:15Here, give me this.
00:15:17Oh, my croissant.
00:15:18You can order more when you get upstairs.
00:15:19Go.
00:15:21As you wish.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:41What do you think you're looking at?
00:15:45Oh.
00:15:56Yoo-hoo!
00:16:01He's in the lobby.
00:16:07Quick, I need a place to hide.
00:16:08Got your back, sir.
00:16:11Target's on the move.
00:16:16I'm heading back upstairs.
00:16:27What do you think you're doing?
00:16:29Getting comfy.
00:16:31Join me.
00:16:33That's them.
00:16:35That's whom?
00:16:36The call we've been waiting for.
00:16:37It is?
00:16:38Yes.
00:16:38Why aren't you answering your phone?
00:16:39Dear, my phone.
00:16:43I'm afraid I left it.
00:16:44On the table.
00:16:45Hurry.
00:16:48I'm sorry.
00:16:49I'm a bit confused.
00:16:50He wants to meet with you.
00:16:51Who wants to meet with me?
00:16:53The boss.
00:16:53Your boss?
00:16:54Your boss.
00:16:55Oh, for crying out loud, Patrick.
00:16:56It's not rocket science.
00:16:57Just find out when and where they want to meet.
00:17:00Um...
00:17:00Patrick?
00:17:01Patrick?
00:17:01Uh...
00:17:02Patrick.
00:17:17Hello.
00:17:19This is Patrick.
00:17:20When would you like to meet?
00:17:22What'd you have for dinner last night?
00:17:30Grilled duck and garlic roasted potatoes.
00:17:34You're not Patrick.
00:17:35Thank heavens.
00:17:36No, I'm not Patrick.
00:17:39So who are you then?
00:17:40His twin?
00:17:42Is this payback for arresting him?
00:17:45Arrest?
00:17:45Um, no.
00:17:47I assure you, I'm no relation to Patrick.
00:17:51Huh.
00:17:54Then who are you?
00:17:56I'm Alexander.
00:17:57And now that I think about it, I do believe I ran into your Patrick in the lobby earlier today.
00:18:03Uh...
00:18:04Yes.
00:18:05There is a slight smidge of resemblance.
00:18:07Smidge of resemblance?
00:18:10You're his doppelganger.
00:18:12Hmm.
00:18:13No, I don't want champagne.
00:18:14Suit yourself.
00:18:15If you could do me a quick favor.
00:18:21Next time you see this Patrick, if you wouldn't mind getting my watch back, it's my father's.
00:18:27This is great.
00:18:29Great.
00:18:29No, this is awesome.
00:18:30I lost my informant, my case, and after my boss catches wind at this, likely my entire career in law enforcement.
00:18:37But, excuse me?
00:18:39Is it really all that grim?
00:18:40Do you have any idea what was riding on this?
00:18:47Do you have any idea what it's like to constantly live in your father's shadow?
00:18:50To be held to some impossible standard, only to have it all just be washed away?
00:18:54Um, but yes.
00:18:59Yes, actually, I do.
00:19:01Really?
00:19:04Tell you what.
00:19:05Since I happen to be the doppelganger of this, Patrick, allow me to be your Patrick.
00:19:10Is that funny?
00:19:12I don't even know you.
00:19:14I couldn't put you in such a dangerous position.
00:19:18Dangerous position?
00:19:19Is that what all this is?
00:19:26That is so exciting.
00:19:29Are we undercover?
00:19:31No.
00:19:32Patrick is undercover.
00:19:33I could be him.
00:19:34You just happen to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
00:19:37No, no, no.
00:19:37I happen to be at the right place at the right time.
00:19:40And I happen to have a perfect opportunity to save a damsel in distress.
00:19:46Camsel.
00:19:46Let's get one thing straight, Alexander.
00:19:49I'm no damsel.
00:19:51Got it?
00:19:54Yes.
00:19:55Perfectly clear.
00:19:57Let's get corrected.
00:20:03The way that I see it is you only have two options.
00:20:06And, uh, only one of them allows you to keep your job.
00:20:14No.
00:20:15No, this is nuts.
00:20:17I can't put you, a stranger, into a room full of criminals.
00:20:21It's nuts.
00:20:25Button me, if I may.
00:20:27I was a commander in the Royal Jacobian Regiment.
00:20:31I can handle myself.
00:20:33Plus, I'm a quick study.
00:20:35Jacobia, huh?
00:20:36Yes.
00:20:37So you're here for the Christmas gala?
00:20:39Yes.
00:20:41As a matter of fact, I am.
00:20:42I'm, um, a special agent.
00:20:46The head of the Royal Security.
00:20:53Your clock is ticking.
00:20:56And I'm sorry, what is your name?
00:20:59Sidney Maxwell.
00:21:01Was...
00:21:02Agent Maxwell.
00:21:06Agent Maxwell.
00:21:09Appears you're in some deep trouble.
00:21:12What have you got to lose?
00:21:19Fine.
00:21:20Let's get you wired.
00:21:21This is definitely some good fine chocolate.
00:21:30You know what I'm saying?
00:21:32Come on.
00:21:33These are awesome.
00:21:34Thank you very much, Uncle Cliff, for your rum balls.
00:21:39Did you know they're actually made with real rum?
00:21:42No.
00:21:44Yeah, man.
00:21:44You know what?
00:21:48Cheers.
00:21:49To never having a sea agent jingle again.
00:21:51Cheers to that, bro.
00:21:52Damn.
00:21:53Mmm.
00:21:54Mmm.
00:21:55You know what?
00:21:56Seriously.
00:22:00Thank you for rescuing me.
00:22:02Of course.
00:22:03You know, you're not so bad for a king or whatever.
00:22:08Yeah, the king of rum balls.
00:22:10RUMBLES!
00:22:14Okay, remember.
00:22:15You'll feed me information through an airpiece, but I never ignore each.
00:22:19And?
00:22:20Convince whoever's in charge to hire me so I can make my way up the organizational structure.
00:22:25And?
00:22:25Your supervisor will be listening.
00:22:27So as far as anyone at the bureau is concerned, from here on out, I am Patrick.
00:22:34I told you I was a quick study.
00:22:36Don't worry.
00:22:38We'll be fine.
00:22:40Okay.
00:22:40Easy on the American.
00:22:43We're in position.
00:22:45Proceed.
00:22:46I thought it was good.
00:22:55I've arrived.
00:23:01Okay.
00:23:02Look around the room.
00:23:03Nice decorations.
00:23:05You see that snowman?
00:23:06It's a hidden camera.
00:23:08You're being watched.
00:23:09You're being watched.
00:23:09So am I going to get to meet the wizard behind the curtain?
00:23:22Or is this just going to be another waste of my time?
00:23:24The great and powerful laws in the flesh.
00:23:36I'm Patrick Kelly.
00:23:38Yeah, I've been watching you.
00:23:39I noticed.
00:23:41So tell me, are you as good as Vin tells me you are?
00:23:44Better.
00:23:46Yeah?
00:23:46Well, I hope so.
00:23:48Because if you want a job in our organization, you're going to have to earn it.
00:23:51A challenge.
00:23:53Man, it's quick, Vin.
00:23:56So you familiar with Dimitri Drakowicz?
00:24:00Who isn't?
00:24:01European criminal, extortion, racketeering, has a passion for fine arts and jewelry.
00:24:10Hugo used to work for him.
00:24:13Your old boss.
00:24:15Very good.
00:24:17Anyway, Dimitri's hosting a holiday party tonight in his estate in Montecito.
00:24:21Hmm.
00:24:23Let me guess.
00:24:24You, you want me to steal something from him.
00:24:32That is a first edition of A Christmas Carol.
00:24:58Printed in London by Chapman and Hall in 1843 with a fine rivier of binding and inner guilt.
00:25:05Somebody trials tickets themselves.
00:25:08There's only one in existence.
00:25:10I thought you said this was going to be a challenge.
00:25:12It's one of Dimitri's most prized possessions.
00:25:14It's funny I didn't take you as a collector of fine literature.
00:25:17I want to give it to my, uh, Mamina for a Christmas present.
00:25:22All right.
00:25:23I'd say I do this for you.
00:25:24Then what?
00:25:27You just see two of it, Dad.
00:25:28My Mamina gets that book.
00:25:31And we'll talk.
00:25:32Can I bring a date to Dimitri's?
00:25:35What are you doing?
00:25:38After all, it is a party.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:26:11You did good in there. How'd you know so much about that book, anyway?
00:26:16I minored in classic literature at Oxford.
00:26:19Huh. And the suggestion for a date. Good thinking.
00:26:24Well, I figured it wouldn't be a good idea to go into Dmitri Dragovich's Inner Sanctum without some kind of backup.
00:26:30You're not going into anyone's Inner Anything.
00:26:33But why not? You saw how well I did in there. And that was bloody fun.
00:26:38Because I'm on thin ice enough as it is. I'm not going to risk your life and my career.
00:26:44I'm the only one who knows that book.
00:26:48You know what's funny? You might be a better Patrick than Patrick.
00:26:52Sounds like we have a date then.
00:27:08How many times must I tell that boy to hold on to his phone?
00:27:24Wait.
00:27:34Your Highness? Are you here?
00:27:40Your Highness? Are you here?
00:27:57Your Highness?
00:28:03Your Highness!
00:28:04You're the adoring American?
00:28:07I'm actually Canadian.
00:28:09Help me get the Prince back to the suite.
00:28:11Your Highness!
00:28:12Your Highness! You're awake!
00:28:13What? Where am I?
00:28:14Your suite!
00:28:15My suite?
00:28:16Your Highness, you're awake.
00:28:32What? Where am I?
00:28:34You're sweet.
00:28:36My sweet?
00:28:38Alexander, you've really done a number on yourself this time.
00:28:42And what's with the accent?
00:28:44Alexander.
00:28:47Come, have some tea. I brought it from home.
00:28:52Home?
00:28:53Come on, me.
00:28:55Dracovia's finest.
00:28:58Oh, look, I think there must be some mistake.
00:29:00No mistake, Your Highness.
00:29:02Why do you keep calling me, Your Highness?
00:29:04Look, I know you and your adoring American were having a good time.
00:29:09But it's really past time for games, don't you think?
00:29:13We have a full agenda.
00:29:16And the decorator will be here any moment, so eat up.
00:29:22Okay, look, I don't think you know who I am.
00:29:25I figured you'd be hungry, so I ordered one of everything.
00:29:29But I already told you, all right?
00:29:31I am your royal highness, Prince Alexander of Jakovia.
00:29:43All of this just sounds delightful.
00:29:46Wouldn't you say, Your Highness?
00:29:47Your Highness?
00:29:54Your Highness?
00:29:55Hmm?
00:29:57Um, yeah, what he said.
00:30:01Thank you for your time.
00:30:03I think you'll find the preparations will go a lot smoother if you actually pay attention.
00:30:19Do we really have to do this all day?
00:30:24The Cato will be coming by in 20 minutes.
00:30:26If you can go down to the gift shop, there is one thing that will help me pay attention.
00:30:35When I first heard your plan, Agent Maxwell, I was skeptical.
00:30:41But I was wrong.
00:30:42Your father would be very proud of you.
00:30:44Thank you, sir.
00:30:45What is an eight-letter word for Christmas?
00:30:49Starts with a Y.
00:30:51Uh, Yuletide.
00:30:52Oh, my gosh.
00:30:53Perfect, perfect, perfect.
00:30:55Now, you sure this guy's going to be able to get the book for you?
00:30:58What can I say?
00:30:59He's a master of deception.
00:31:04Christmas animal, seven letters.
00:31:07Mmm, Christmas animal, seven letters.
00:31:12Cherubu.
00:31:14Are you listening to my conversation?
00:31:17Yes.
00:31:18No.
00:31:19Maybe just a little?
00:31:20One second, sir.
00:31:22Who am I?
00:31:38Yellow.
00:31:40Grady, is that you?
00:31:43Um, yeah.
00:31:46But you sound different.
00:31:47Sorry, I have food in my mouth.
00:31:53Okay, right.
00:31:54Listen, I only have a moment.
00:31:56I've met an American.
00:31:57Her name is Sydney.
00:31:58Did you say Sydney?
00:31:59Yes, she's an FBI agent.
00:32:02And I'm assisting her with a bit of a ruse.
00:32:03We're going undercover at a Christmas party tonight.
00:32:06So, I have no idea what time I'll be back.
00:32:09Don't worry.
00:32:13Take your time.
00:32:15Wonderful.
00:32:15Oh, also, you should know.
00:32:17The person I'm impersonating, he stole my watch, just in case you try to run the tracker.
00:32:21Oh, good to know.
00:32:24Good.
00:32:25Oh, I'm going to need a suit and some toiletries so I can get cleaned up.
00:32:28Um, your highness, your bag, it was lost.
00:32:34It was?
00:32:36They said you could get everything you need at the gift shop downstairs.
00:32:42Grady, good thinking.
00:32:45Have fun.
00:32:46Right.
00:32:47Sure, yeah.
00:32:53I think Grady at his gift shop.
00:33:01Everything okay at the old home office?
00:33:04Well, it will be.
00:33:06Why didn't we actually pull this off?
00:33:09We'll be fine.
00:33:11Okay, well, we still have to get you cleaned up.
00:33:14Though, unfortunately, it seems some of my luggage went missing.
00:33:17But it's all right.
00:33:18I've been informed that the gift shop downstairs should have everything we require.
00:33:22Yeah, you know, like...
00:33:23His royal highness has requested something called a rhum bowl.
00:33:30Mm-hmm.
00:33:34Okay, toiletries, toiletries.
00:33:41Oh, bingo.
00:33:44Thank you for doing this, Agent Maxwell.
00:33:45I'm going to grab a snack.
00:33:46Sure.
00:33:49Okay.
00:33:50Okay.
00:33:50Let's go.
00:34:20Hey. Hey, you know what? Uh, my headache. It's gone.
00:34:33What about your rumbles?
00:34:35Everything is fine.
00:34:37I'm really, I'm okay. I'm great. Let's go back upstairs and order some lobster.
00:34:41Oh, why are you speaking America?
00:34:43Uh, because this highness wants to blend in.
00:34:48Let's, let's go back upstairs.
00:34:54All right.
00:34:55All set?
00:34:56I believe I have everything.
00:34:58All right, well, we need to get you some appropriate clothing.
00:35:00I saw some in the window out front.
00:35:02Okay, let's go.
00:35:05Well, we didn't do too bad.
00:35:07I think so.
00:35:18Mr. Maxwell, are you coming?
00:35:24Yes.
00:35:25Coming.
00:35:26Ready?
00:35:46Are you okay?
00:35:47Your radiance, it's breathtaking.
00:35:53I'm sure it's just the heels.
00:36:00Here, let me.
00:36:01How did you learn how to do this so well?
00:36:12Boyfriend?
00:36:14Husband?
00:36:16Father.
00:36:20There you go.
00:36:25Let's have a look.
00:36:26There's one more thing.
00:36:35I noticed a bird motif on your bag.
00:36:38And then I saw you.
00:36:40Well.
00:36:43Looking at this.
00:36:44I can't accept that.
00:36:53I'm an agent.
00:36:54You're my informant.
00:36:56Nonsense.
00:36:56Technically, I'm not your informant.
00:37:02Please, allow me.
00:37:03I love cardinals.
00:37:24It's very sweet and thoughtful.
00:37:31Beautiful.
00:37:33Now, let's go steal the tickets.
00:37:41Shall we?
00:37:57This is my first undercover assignment.
00:37:59I'm excited.
00:38:02Here comes Dimitri.
00:38:03And his wife, Valerie.
00:38:09Dimitri.
00:38:10Patrick.
00:38:11Good to see you again.
00:38:12You too, Valerie.
00:38:14And who have you here?
00:38:15This.
00:38:17This is my girlfriend, Sydney.
00:38:19Nice to meet you, Sydney.
00:38:21And what do you do?
00:38:23I'm a librarian.
00:38:24Oh, well, you have to see our collection of first edition literature.
00:38:29That sounds lovely.
00:38:30Oh, Monet.
00:38:31I saw the original at the National Gallery in London last year.
00:38:46What a remarkable recreation.
00:38:48Or is the recreation.
00:38:49Or is it the recreation, the one on display in London?
00:38:55You mean...
00:38:55You see?
00:38:57Impressed already?
00:38:58Please.
00:38:58Please.
00:39:00Take all the time you like to admire our collection.
00:39:03Just remember, my husband has armed security.
00:39:06A joke.
00:39:07A joke.
00:39:08A joke.
00:39:09Ow.
00:39:10Right.
00:39:11A joke.
00:39:12It looks on your faces.
00:39:13Yeah.
00:39:14But seriously, don't touch.
00:39:15Wouldn't dream of it.
00:39:16Showtime.
00:39:17You think we're being watched.
00:39:22Well, we most certainly are.
00:39:24Showtime.
00:39:36You think we're being watched?
00:39:38Well, we most certainly are.
00:39:44Kiss me.
00:39:47What?
00:39:49We're standing under mistletoe.
00:39:52And?
00:39:52Kiss me.
00:40:08What are you doing?
00:40:10Jamming all the recording devices in the room.
00:40:16Where?
00:40:19Now?
00:40:20For a moment there, I forgot you weren't actually Patrick.
00:40:26What makes you think I don't know how to pick a look?
00:40:32Can I borrow your necklace?
00:40:35Sure.
00:40:35And one of these?
00:40:51When I was at Aiden, we were playing pranks on each other.
00:41:08I had to break into my flatmate's room.
00:41:10And?
00:41:13Clear everything in place.
00:41:15Would you do the honors?
00:41:22Yes.
00:41:22Would you do the honors?
00:41:23Will it may not be the Monet, but it'll do.
00:41:42Come on.
00:41:44Here.
00:41:47Continuing now with celebrity news.
00:41:49It is definitely not 1999, but that doesn't stop this well-known prince from partying like it is.
00:41:55The notorious playboy prince, Prince Alexander, who is in town to host a benefit Christmas gown at the famous Stephen's Hotel, was spotted partying on down with the locals at a popular night spot in downtown Santa Barbara.
00:42:08We really need to get going.
00:42:09Now.
00:42:09That Jacobian's king, Claude, could possibly be a tyrant suit.
00:42:13The question on everybody's mind is, could this perpetual part of the void be the future of Jacobian?
00:42:19Prince Alexander's charm is...
00:42:20Mind you of anyone?
00:42:22Uncanny.
00:42:23I got an idea.
00:42:26Miss Patrick.
00:42:27Miss Patrick.
00:42:27What the dickens?
00:42:45Can we just wait a moment?
00:42:46How could you not tell me you were a prince?
00:42:48My birthright should have no bearing on the situation.
00:42:50You don't get it.
00:42:51You, the prince of Jacobia, could have been hurt.
00:42:55And it would have been my responsibility.
00:42:57No, my life has no greater value than anybody else's.
00:42:59Every single person on this planet should be regarded as equally valuable.
00:43:04And I had no idea that your Patrick was impersonating me.
00:43:12And more of a Grady.
00:43:14Of all people.
00:43:15How could he not know the difference?
00:43:18Who's Grady?
00:43:19He's my butler.
00:43:20He's been with me since I was born.
00:43:23Am I that much of a superficial out that he doesn't know me?
00:43:34To be fair, today has been a bit unusual, don't you think?
00:43:40I have to admit, his impersonation of me, it was spot on.
00:43:49Maybe it's time we get you back to being you.
00:43:53No, no, and what if I don't want to go back to being me?
00:43:56You heard what they said on the news, playboy, prince, perpetual party boy.
00:44:01Is that really how my legacy is going to be defined?
00:44:05Well, that's up to you.
00:44:08I mean, we all get to choose our own legacies, don't we?
00:44:12Well, I don't know, Agent Maxwell, do we?
00:44:14Come on, I'll take you to my suite.
00:44:23My real suite.
00:44:25We can get this whole thing sorted out proper.
00:44:31Here we are.
00:44:37Grady?
00:44:38Patrick?
00:44:40Grady, it's Alexander.
00:44:41You're a butler, I presume?
00:44:47Oh, dear.
00:44:52Grady, Agent Maxwell, Agent Maxwell, Grady.
00:44:56Pleasure.
00:44:59Well, the man can stick through anything.
00:45:01Yeah, I see that.
00:45:03Well, there's no sign of Patrick.
00:45:06No, he's missing, of course.
00:45:07Wait a moment.
00:45:09He stole my watch.
00:45:11And that's supposed to be a good thing?
00:45:13Yes, because on Grady's phone, Hugh,
00:45:17we can do this.
00:45:19It's not quite a glass slipper, but it'll do.
00:45:23It's okay, huh?
00:45:26There you go.
00:45:27Whoa!
00:45:30Look at that, it's Agent Jingle.
00:45:33I'm Patrick.
00:45:34Hello, Patrick.
00:45:35Are you having fun being Patrick?
00:45:38Because I'm having a blast being the Highness.
00:45:40Remball?
00:45:41Prince, playtime is over, Patrick.
00:45:43You're coming with me.
00:45:48Well, you should probably answer that, Patrick.
00:45:51Hello.
00:46:06Yes, we have the book.
00:46:09Wonderful.
00:46:10I'll meet you at the restaurant in the lobby.
00:46:15Hugo wants to meet.
00:46:17When?
00:46:17Tomorrow morning, 8 a.m.
00:46:19Okay.
00:46:20That should be plenty of time for Patrick to...
00:46:22Sober up.
00:46:27Apple!
00:46:28Somebody's in trouble!
00:46:30Hey, uh, Bob, do you actually work here?
00:46:34I do.
00:46:35Would you like to keep working here?
00:46:36I would.
00:46:37Great.
00:46:38Zip it.
00:46:38Ooh.
00:46:43Is it Maxwell?
00:46:44We don't need him.
00:46:45We don't.
00:46:46We've gotten this far.
00:46:48Have a look.
00:46:48Fine.
00:46:55Can't believe I'm still doing this.
00:47:03So this is what's so important to Hugo.
00:47:06Any idea what he wanted this for?
00:47:08It says it's a present for his mother.
00:47:11For his mother?
00:47:12You know what I got my mother for Christmas?
00:47:13A toaster.
00:47:15And not just any toaster.
00:47:16This is an amazing, incredible toaster with a touch screen and everything.
00:47:21Have you seen those?
00:47:22Like, you put a panini in there, and 30 seconds later, you got tasty, melty goodness.
00:47:28No, that sounds incredible, sir.
00:47:31Yeah.
00:47:31But, you know, maybe his mameena is just really into rare books.
00:47:35Assuming there even is a mameena to begin with.
00:47:38Because I believe this was just a test.
00:47:40So, you think that he had to steal this first edition worth six figures for one of the most notorious gangsters on the West Coast.
00:47:49That's a test?
00:47:51Well, the sooner we hand this over, the sooner we'll get to find out exactly what he's after.
00:47:55You're right.
00:47:55When will that be?
00:47:56This morning at 8 o'clock, sir.
00:47:58Good work.
00:47:59Good work.
00:47:59Thank you, sir.
00:48:01Just to clarify, once we do make the handoff, we'll be able to get the arrest warrant, right?
00:48:06And Patrick will be finished?
00:48:07Patrick's finished when Hugo leads us to his boss.
00:48:10You know the assignment.
00:48:12Get to the top of the organization.
00:48:14No, I understand that, sir.
00:48:15But have you ever considered how much danger you'd be putting him in?
00:48:21Since when do you care about a criminal?
00:48:23I don't.
00:48:24It's just, you know, I know what a resource he is to the agency.
00:48:29I appreciate your concern, but to be honest, there's dozens of other crooks just like him.
00:48:39Hugo's expecting me in ten minutes.
00:48:41I really don't think you should go.
00:48:43We should ask for more time.
00:48:44Tell them you have a 24-hour bug and you don't want to get Hugo sick.
00:48:48Do you really think that's enough time to catch the Royal Highness up?
00:48:5348?
00:48:54Sidney.
00:48:55Look, I realize that I've spent most of my life coasting from one shenanigan to another.
00:49:01It's time that I actually follow through on something.
00:49:03I want that something to be in assisting you.
00:49:06Please.
00:49:12You did it wrong.
00:49:13No, no, no.
00:49:15You've got to hide the wire better.
00:49:16No.
00:49:16No.
00:49:17My mother, she used to read this to my sister and me every Christmas Eve.
00:49:35You don't read it anymore?
00:49:38No, no.
00:49:39Not since she passed.
00:49:41You know, she was actually an American.
00:49:42And father, he met her at a humanitarian mission.
00:49:44Caused quite a scandal in your career.
00:49:46How long has it been?
00:49:51Ten years.
00:49:56You know, it's funny.
00:49:57Grady and I were actually planning on visiting her sister while we were here.
00:50:00And Catherine.
00:50:04She lives nearby?
00:50:06About an hour away.
00:50:07A province called Simi Valley.
00:50:09I'm sorry.
00:50:10I've just never heard anyone refer to it as a province before.
00:50:14Don't worry.
00:50:17You are not going to miss out on seeing your aunt.
00:50:20We're going to get Patrick out of your life and you back into yours.
00:50:24And that's precisely why we need to complete the assignment.
00:50:27Besides, I think it's time that I do something my father's really proud of.
00:50:33I know the feeling.
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41I need to go downstairs.
00:50:43Right.
00:50:44Good luck.
00:50:50Yes.
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00:51:39Nicely done.
00:51:53I let you have your book.
00:51:54What do you have for me?
00:51:56Aren't you forgetting something?
00:51:58What's that? You have the book.
00:52:00Your signature phrase.
00:52:04My...
00:52:04signature phrase.
00:52:07Yeah.
00:52:07You know, that thing you said in the hotel room?
00:52:10The thing you always say when you complete a job.
00:52:14Yeah, that thing.
00:52:18Stealing treasure is my pleasure. Say it.
00:52:21That thing that I like to say.
00:52:24Yeah, I want to hear it, too.
00:52:28Don't disappoint me now, kid.
00:52:30Stealing treasure is my pleasure.
00:52:32I like to say a lot of things.
00:52:35Yeah, well then go ahead and say it.
00:52:37Yeah, it's my signature phrase.
00:52:38It's my pleasure.
00:52:39That's right.
00:52:41We wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:52:44Do you guys mind? I'm working.
00:52:46We wish you a Merry Christmas.
00:52:48My latte is getting cold, Patrick.
00:52:50It sounded really good.
00:52:52How long does it take you to...
00:52:52Forget about the latte.
00:52:53Hey, you know what?
00:52:57I'm not in the mood for breakfast anymore.
00:53:02Why don't we take our friend here for a little walk?
00:53:04Darling, there you are.
00:53:17I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:53:19Hi, babe.
00:53:20No, I was getting so lonely in the room without you.
00:53:24Stealing treasure is my pleasure. Say it.
00:53:28Stealing treasure is my pleasure.
00:53:31Now, what was so hard about that?
00:53:32That's what you wanted to hear.
00:53:34Yeah, of course that's what I wanted to hear.
00:53:35Your signature phrase.
00:53:36As I said, I like to say a lot of things.
00:53:39All right, we're done here.
00:53:40All right?
00:53:40I'll call you with the details about the heist.
00:53:42Wait, there's another heist?
00:53:47The main event.
00:53:48I mean, you didn't think we'd go through all of this
00:53:50just for a book from I'm a meaner, did you?
00:53:53No, of course not.
00:53:53Of course not.
00:53:54Of course not.
00:53:54Of course not.
00:53:56Stealing treasure.
00:53:57It is my pleasure.
00:53:58Ah, this guy, I tell you.
00:54:00I'll be in touch.
00:54:06Looks like I was the damsel this time.
00:54:08I got you.
00:54:12That could have gone terribly well.
00:54:15I know.
00:54:15Let's just get upstairs.
00:54:24Oh.
00:54:26Uh.
00:54:27Coming?
00:54:32And to think.
00:54:34Oh, the most exciting thing that had ever happened to me
00:54:36was when I fell off my father's yacht when I was 14.
00:54:39That was too close.
00:54:42How long?
00:54:43How long, Sidney, until you think they'll call?
00:54:46It doesn't matter.
00:54:47I'm just going to rest for a little bit
00:54:49and then I'll find Patrick.
00:54:50The real Patrick.
00:54:52And I could free you of this mess once and for all.
00:54:54Mess?
00:54:55The last 12 hours with you
00:54:57have been the most fun that I've ever had in my entire life.
00:55:01And sincerely,
00:55:02I don't regret a single
00:55:04minute.
00:55:07I don't regret a single minute.
00:55:11Hm.
00:55:11So much.
00:55:25What's the hell?
00:55:31Laugh.
00:55:31That's the hell.
00:55:32I don't regret anybody else.
00:55:33I don't regret anything again.
00:55:34Finally, well, I got you a note.
00:55:48What's going on?
00:55:49You want to continue to be me, don't you?
00:55:53I want to keep helping Sidney.
00:55:56Right.
00:55:59I don't get it.
00:56:00You're not worried about getting buried in some cement parking lot at a strip mall somewhere?
00:56:06Are you worried that you'll get arrested by the Kingsguard for impersonating a prince, get thrown in a dungeon and become rat food?
00:56:13Okay.
00:56:15I can help you.
00:56:16We can help each other, right?
00:56:19By being me, you get to spend more time with Sidney.
00:56:21And, you know, I get to enjoy some more of the prince perks.
00:56:26If I agree.
00:56:27That's a big if.
00:56:28You can't conduct yourself like you did last night.
00:56:34I just started behaving with some kind of Tekoro.
00:56:36I was only behaving the same way that you would.
00:56:42I may be right.
00:56:45Starting now.
00:56:48I, and by I, I mean we, start being better.
00:56:52Because this event, the cause, everything it stands for, it's so important to my father.
00:56:57And I have to show that I'm worthy of it.
00:56:59You know, you sound just like your father.
00:57:04Uh, uh, huh.
00:57:09You know of the king?
00:57:10The internet's a beautiful place.
00:57:12Let's do this.
00:57:14Now, do you have any idea who Hugo's boss is?
00:57:17Whoever he is.
00:57:19He's a much bigger fish than Dimitri.
00:57:21Dimitri, he's a shark.
00:57:23Oh, great.
00:57:27Well, what's that?
00:57:28What are you doing?
00:57:28You look all nervous.
00:57:30Well, I almost gave myself away this morning.
00:57:32Hugo was waiting for me to say your little catchphrase.
00:57:34Oh, you mean stealing treasure is my pleasure?
00:57:38Yes, that one.
00:57:39If we're going to pull this off, we're going to have to get better at being me.
00:57:46Hmm.
00:57:48Do you, my friends?
00:57:50We're going to have to do much for the job at being me.
00:57:56Try saying this.
00:57:58The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.
00:58:02The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plains.
00:58:06Wow.
00:58:06Well, stealing treasure is my pleasure.
00:58:09Uh, we're not, we're not wrapping.
00:58:11What?
00:58:20The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.
00:58:26Stealing treasure is my pleasure.
00:58:30Bam, that was it.
00:58:39Oh, sorry.
00:58:45Guess I was more tired than I thought.
00:58:47It's perfectly fine.
00:58:48You needed the rest.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:51Now have it on good authority that this happens to be the best vanilla gingerbread latte in the entire city.
00:58:58Try it.
00:58:58Good.
00:59:03Good.
00:59:04It's perfect.
00:59:06Good.
00:59:09You'll be happy to know that I paid our mutual friend a little visit, the prince.
00:59:15And?
00:59:15We both came to the understanding that it is in the best interest of your assignment to let me see this through.
00:59:22Oh, wait.
00:59:23You and Patrick came to an understanding?
00:59:26So what do you say, Agent Maxwell?
00:59:28Will you let me see this through?
00:59:29Well, being as I'm already aboard the crazy train, might as well stay on the crazy track.
00:59:35But only for one more day.
00:59:38We have to get you back as prince in time for your gala event tomorrow night.
00:59:41Deal.
00:59:42Oh, isn't speaking of which, you're starting to decorate the event hall.
00:59:46Mayor, will you take a look?
00:59:49Um, discreetly.
00:59:51Of course.
00:59:52I don't see why not.
01:00:01We wish you a merry Christmas.
01:00:04We wish you a merry Christmas.
01:00:07We wish you a merry Christmas.
01:00:10Uh-oh.
01:00:11What?
01:00:12Patrick and I met her in the lobby the other day.
01:00:14He flirted with her and called her sweet, sweet lady, and so she gave us invitations to this event.
01:00:18Well, I hope he at least said thank you.
01:00:20He stole her bracelet.
01:00:21Hi, again.
01:00:25Oh, your jacket is adorable.
01:00:28Oh, thank you.
01:00:29And so good to see you again, sweet, sweet lady.
01:00:33Well, I'll leave you too late.
01:00:34I'll have a minute.
01:00:48You're not good.
01:00:50I'll leave you too late.
01:01:57Hugo Mancini has requested we join him in his suite.
01:02:03This is it?
01:02:08Vincent.
01:02:09Buddy, good to see you.
01:02:11Patrick, over here.
01:02:17Oh, no.
01:02:17It's for my Mamina.
01:02:21What do you think?
01:02:23Impressive.
01:02:24Really impressive.
01:02:26Look, I apologize for all the secrecy, you know?
01:02:30But you have to understand things from my perspective.
01:02:33Just needed to know I can trust you before I let you into my inner circle.
01:02:38No need to apologize.
01:02:40Would have done the same thing if I was in your position.
01:02:43Are you aware that there's a royal Christmas gala happening at the hotel tomorrow night?
01:02:47Uh, yeah.
01:02:48Something about the children.
01:02:50Saw a sign in the lobby.
01:02:52And are you also aware that the Prince of Jacobia himself will be in attendance?
01:02:57Really?
01:02:58A real prince?
01:03:01Imagine that.
01:03:01And here's the kicker.
01:03:04You, Patrick.
01:03:06You happen to be a dead ringer for this prince.
01:03:13I am?
01:03:15I know.
01:03:16Confusing a guy like you with royalty.
01:03:18Yeah, you know, now that I actually say it out loud, it does seem pretty, uh, ridiculous,
01:03:35doesn't it?
01:03:36Uh, wait, so all of this is because I, uh, just so happen to look like the prince?
01:03:42You do happen to be an exceptional thief, but, uh, but yeah, mostly because you look like
01:03:47the prince.
01:03:47I don't understand.
01:03:49What, um, what's the job?
01:03:50What do you want me to do?
01:03:54I want you to go to the party.
01:03:57I want you to make everyone think that you're the prince.
01:04:01And then you're going to steal the crown jewels of Jacobia.
01:04:08I'm assembling a strike team for tomorrow.
01:04:11You're going to be ready to take Hugo down as soon as you make the exchange.
01:04:14Of course, if things go sideways.
01:04:17Is this about your CI again?
01:04:20It's just the jewels will be out in the open, sir.
01:04:22What's to keep them from disappearing if something goes wrong?
01:04:25That is the kind of risk a supervising agent has to take.
01:04:29Your dad knew that.
01:04:30I'll tell you something else.
01:04:33Your dad would be very proud of you to follow in his footsteps.
01:04:36Right.
01:04:38Thank you, sir.
01:04:39Make sure Hugo takes possession.
01:04:41We're going to take it from there.
01:04:43I will.
01:04:44Thanks again.
01:04:45What do you say?
01:04:57They're going to have to wait to make the arrest until after we've completed the objective.
01:05:04You mean after I hand over the jewels?
01:05:09Yes.
01:05:09I know I thumbed my nose up at tradition and all the royal pomp and circumstance, but
01:05:15the crown and scepter, they've been in my family, in the kingdom, for generations.
01:05:21I know it's a big ask, but we can't get Hugo without it.
01:05:24Why not?
01:05:25Why?
01:05:25Tell me why not.
01:05:26We've been talking about it, don't we?
01:05:28That's conspiracy at best.
01:05:30Five, ten years max.
01:05:32Will we catch him with the sand in the cookie jar?
01:05:35He goes away for life.
01:05:36I don't know what we're talking about.
01:05:39Betraying the monarchy.
01:05:41My family.
01:05:44Yeah, I can't ask you to do that.
01:05:49So then what?
01:05:52Patrick will do it?
01:05:54No, no.
01:05:55We'll just have to find another way.
01:05:57I mean, you're right.
01:05:58We have him on conspiracy.
01:05:59There's got to be some other way we can connect the dots.
01:06:02And you think your boss will go for that?
01:06:04He's going to have to.
01:06:06What about your promotion?
01:06:11If I'm lucky, I'll get to keep my job.
01:06:19I'll do it.
01:06:20Alexander.
01:06:21I said, I'll do it.
01:06:26But first, let me tell Grady the truth.
01:06:28I'm going to betray my family.
01:06:31I'll just love to do it with some dignity.
01:06:32Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:06:37Grady.
01:06:38Merry Christmas.
01:06:39We're going for a ride, Your Highness.
01:06:40Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:06:43So good.
01:06:59Grady.
01:07:01Patrick.
01:07:02Hello, boys.
01:07:05Zen are not here.
01:07:07Well, where could they be?
01:07:08It's Christmas Eve.
01:07:09Oh, no.
01:07:10Lunch with Aunt Catherine.
01:07:11Your mother's sister?
01:07:13You're telling me Patrick, the royal imposter,
01:07:15is on his way to lunch with a woman he's never met
01:07:17who's known you your entire life?
01:07:19I'll navigate.
01:07:20You drive.
01:07:20Okay.
01:07:26Just the two I've been looking for.
01:07:28Oh, I'm afraid you've caught us at a bad time.
01:07:30We were just heading out.
01:07:34It took something that belongs to me.
01:07:37Who put you up to it?
01:07:37Was it Hugo?
01:07:39I'm no rat.
01:07:41No, worse.
01:07:42I'm just a common thief.
01:07:44But since you stole from me...
01:07:45Us?
01:07:47You owe us.
01:07:49Did you know, Patrick,
01:07:50that you bear an uncanny resemblance to the Prince of Jacobia?
01:07:55Yeah, I've been told I have one of those faces.
01:07:58Prince is hosting a Christmas gal tomorrow night at the hotel.
01:08:02Not only will he be there,
01:08:04but he will miss.
01:08:05Now, since my collection has an empty case,
01:08:09thanks to you,
01:08:11I figured this would be a nice replacement.
01:08:15And if I say no?
01:08:17Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.
01:08:18After all...
01:08:19It's impossible to worry
01:08:21when you're six feet under.
01:08:31So, we're, um...
01:08:33We're going to see family.
01:08:34And she is very much looking forward to sharing memories with you, Your Highness.
01:08:39Memories?
01:08:40So many memories.
01:08:43Yeah, are there, you know, any memories in particular that I should focus on?
01:08:48Christmas memories, I imagine.
01:08:50Right.
01:08:51Christmas.
01:08:51I'm sure your Aunt Louise would be thrilled
01:08:54if you make mention of the acorn ornament
01:08:56you made for her when you were a little boy.
01:08:59Yes, I...
01:08:59I do remember that.
01:09:01I made her a lovely acorn ornament.
01:09:04Well, thank you for the reminder, Grady.
01:09:36Oh, look.
01:09:42No, it's home.
01:09:43Let's go back to the hotel.
01:09:44You're not going anywhere, Your Highness.
01:09:48There they are!
01:09:52But here we are!
01:09:54Come and give your Auntie a big hug.
01:09:56No.
01:10:01Come on in.
01:10:03Lunch is almost ready.
01:10:06Grady's still on the call, so he told us to go ahead.
01:10:16I'm so glad I was able to persuade him to take time out of your busy schedule.
01:10:22I made your favorite.
01:10:23I used to make it for you every time you came to visit.
01:10:27Remember?
01:10:28Why, yes, of course.
01:10:30Oh, how can I forget?
01:10:32How about some fresh eggnog?
01:10:34You haven't touched yours.
01:10:35It's homemade.
01:10:37I think I haven't really been, you know, so big on the nog.
01:10:41Not me.
01:10:42Nog today.
01:10:43Not going to happen.
01:10:44It's so good.
01:10:58Just like I remembered.
01:11:00You know, I'm just grateful that I get to spend so much time with you and Louise.
01:11:05And, oh, look, I see you've decorated the Christmas tree.
01:11:10Any chance you've hung my acorn ornament that I made you when I was just a little boy?
01:11:14Of course I hung your ornament.
01:11:17Let me show you.
01:11:23That's a pine cone.
01:11:24Where's the prince?
01:11:25What are you talking about?
01:11:26What have you done with him?
01:11:27I, um, I think we should wait until Grady gets here.
01:11:30Grady!
01:11:31And, okay, hang on.
01:11:33Um, you know, I just really haven't been myself today lately, and I think it's because of the stress of the gala.
01:11:37This has been so much fun.
01:11:39I'm gonna go.
01:11:51Grady, I am so sorry for everything you've had to endure this Christmas and everything I've put you through.
01:11:57I'm just glad you're safe, your highness.
01:12:01I'm Catherine.
01:12:07Catherine?
01:12:08Her name's not Catherine.
01:12:10You don't even know your own aunt's name.
01:12:12It's Louise.
01:12:16Really is Catherine, isn't it?
01:12:18Yes.
01:12:20I almost forgot how much you look like mother.
01:12:23Not near as much as you look like that guy.
01:12:26He looks like me.
01:12:29Sarah Grady.
01:12:31Oh, Catherine.
01:12:32I'd like to introduce you to someone.
01:12:35This is Sydney.
01:12:37I'm ground zero for this particular pickle.
01:12:40Fill us in over eggnog cheesecake, eggnog pudding, and eggnog cookies.
01:12:46Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:47I know.
01:12:48Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:49Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:50Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:51Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:52Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:53Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:54Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:55Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:56Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:57Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:58Oh, I love eggnog.
01:12:59Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:00Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:01Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:02Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:03Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:04Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:05Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:06Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:07Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:08Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:09Oh, I love eggnog.
01:13:10Oh, well, I made this when I was about six years old.
01:13:31Grady, he helped me, of course.
01:13:33He really cares about you, doesn't he?
01:13:35Yes, he does.
01:13:37And he means the world to me.
01:13:38Unfortunately, I don't tell him enough.
01:13:45Sometimes I wonder, what if?
01:13:49What if I just walked away from it all?
01:13:51In a nice, quiet house in the country.
01:13:54No palace, no kingdom.
01:13:58Just a couple bird feeders.
01:14:02For cardinals, of course.
01:14:08I just want you to know that, um, whatever happens tomorrow night at the gala, with Dimitri and Hugo and the jewels, just know that I...
01:14:24Um, just know that I, I, I trust you.
01:14:36I trust you, too.
01:14:44What do you say we go catch some bad guys?
01:14:47Almost ready?
01:14:56Ready.
01:14:58Ditto.
01:14:58Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:15:04Oh, what fun it is to ride in a wonderful, so big sleigh.
01:15:08Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
01:15:13Oh, what fun it is to ride in a wonderful, so big sleigh.
01:15:18I do suppose you know which one is which.
01:15:37I was hoping you would.
01:15:40They've gotten too good at this, I'm afraid.
01:15:43Practice makes perfect.
01:15:45May I have your attention, please?
01:15:46Duty calls.
01:15:49It is with great pleasure and honor that we welcome Prince Alexander to California.
01:16:02Thank you for inviting me.
01:16:04Thank you for hosting such a very special event.
01:16:07The Jacovia International Child Care Foundation.
01:16:11It's very near and dear to my late mother.
01:16:13Now, my father and I honor her memory and legacy,
01:16:17their continued support of the foundation.
01:16:20So please accept, with our most humble gratitude,
01:16:23this check from the kingdom of Jacovia.
01:16:27Thank you so very much, Prince Alexander.
01:16:51We should be doing it.
01:17:04What?
01:17:06Excuse me.
01:17:14Excuse me.
01:17:43She's leaving. Come on.
01:18:04You really thought you could double close this. Are you that insane?
01:18:10Only on Mondays.
01:18:12Give us the case.
01:18:19Huh?
01:18:20Ho, ho, ho.
01:18:21You are so ho, ho, ho dead.
01:18:23Think again, Dimitri.
01:18:25Boys?
01:18:27FBI.
01:18:29You two have the right to remain ho, ho, ho, silent.
01:18:36Oh, gotta run.
01:18:41You got this, Nolan?
01:18:43I got it.
01:18:45Merry Christmas.
01:18:46Merry Christmas.
01:18:47You got the jewels?
01:18:56I think your boss will be pleased.
01:19:09Why don't you give it to them yourself?
01:19:22Why don't you give it to them yourself?
01:19:25My momina.
01:19:31I've been so impressed with you, Patrick.
01:19:37Well, I think you're gonna be even more impressed when you see the jewels.
01:19:42You've just been busted by Agent Jingle.
01:19:52Hands up.
01:19:53Move.
01:19:54Move.
01:19:55Move.
01:19:56You have the right to remain silent.
01:19:58Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
01:20:01You have a right to an attorney.
01:20:02If you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you.
01:20:04All right.
01:20:05Let's just cut for it.
01:20:06Let's go, man.
01:20:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:08Stealing treasure.
01:20:09Oh.
01:20:10Oh.
01:20:11Oh.
01:20:12Oh.
01:20:13Oh.
01:20:14Oh.
01:20:15Oh.
01:20:16Oh.
01:20:17Oh.
01:20:18Oh.
01:20:19Oh.
01:20:20Oh.
01:20:21Oh.
01:20:22Oh.
01:20:24Oh.
01:20:25Oh.
01:20:26Oh.
01:20:27Oh.
01:20:28Oh.
01:20:29Oh.
01:20:30Oh.
01:20:31Oh.
01:20:32Oh.
01:20:33Oh.
01:20:34Oh.
01:20:35Oh.
01:20:36Oh.
01:20:37Oh.
01:20:38Oh.
01:20:39Oh.
01:20:40Oh.
01:20:41Oh.
01:20:42Oh.
01:20:43Oh.
01:20:44Oh.
01:20:45Oh.
01:20:46Oh.
01:20:47Oh.
01:20:48Oh.
01:20:49Oh.
01:20:50Oh.
01:20:51Oh.
01:20:52Oh.
01:20:53Oh.
01:20:54Oh.
01:20:55Oh.
01:20:56Oh.
01:20:57Oh.
01:20:58Oh.
01:20:59Oh.
01:21:00Fine, you wanna go?
01:21:03Come on.
01:21:05You must be joking.
01:21:07Come on.
01:21:19Stop it, both of you!
01:21:21Alexander?
01:21:23Yes.
01:21:24I'm Alexander.
01:21:27No, I'm Alexander.
01:21:29He's Patrick.
01:21:59Come on, Patrick. Let's leave the Prince alone.
01:22:06Sir.
01:22:08Patrick is in the suite.
01:22:14On it.
01:22:15All right, come on, guys.
01:22:16Agent Maxwell.
01:22:17You're under arrest.
01:22:18I was gonna give you bloody hell for choosing Roma.
01:22:19All right, Patrick.
01:22:20Well, you're lucky Patrick's a bad kisser.
01:22:21No, no.
01:22:22Stop it.
01:22:23It felt appropriate.
01:22:24Use my training.
01:22:25You're going downtown.
01:22:26Deputy Cushing.
01:22:27I just want to say congratulations and Merry Christmas.
01:22:28Thank you, sir.
01:22:29It looks like Hugo's momita is gonna get the book thrown at her after all.
01:22:33Guess he should have gone with the toaster.
01:22:34Which makes me think about your Christmas present.
01:22:35Well, that's not necessary.
01:22:36Merry Christmas.
01:22:37It looks a little small for a toaster.
01:22:38Open it up.
01:22:39You think your government starts here?
01:23:03I don't know what to say.
01:23:14We'll have a big hole of blue after New Year's, but this is one gift I didn't want to wait on.
01:23:20Your dad would be very proud of you.
01:23:22Thank you, sir.
01:23:28Best Christmas ever.
01:23:33Agent Maxwell.
01:23:40You're leaving?
01:23:42The gala's over.
01:23:44It's time to focus on transition.
01:23:47Right.
01:23:48I forgot.
01:23:50Legacies.
01:23:52And duty.
01:23:54It's funny.
01:23:56Not too long ago, you were the playboy prince.
01:23:59Now look at you.
01:24:00About to be king.
01:24:01You know I couldn't have done it without your help.
01:24:06Sure you could.
01:24:07Just might have taken you a little bit longer.
01:24:13You're going to make a great king.
01:24:17Do you like to ski?
01:24:18I took lessons when I was 12.
01:24:22Why?
01:24:24Because Jacobia has one of the best mountains in Europe.
01:24:30And I was thinking, I was wondering, if you weren't doing anything for New Year's...
01:24:38Do you remember when we were getting ready for Dimitri's place?
01:24:55And I said that your radiance was breathtaking.
01:24:58Of course I remember.
01:25:02I remember every moment with you.
01:25:06Well, you responded that it was because of the heels.
01:25:10It wasn't because of the heels.
01:25:13It was because of the woman that was in them.
01:25:14You said it yourself.
01:25:19Best Christmas ever.
01:25:23I'd like to have a lifetime of best Christmases with you.
01:25:28I would love that.
01:25:31Merry Christmas, Alexander.
01:25:35Merry Christmas, Agent Maxwell.
01:25:38I think you can call me Sidney from now on.
01:25:43Merry Christmas, Sidney.
01:26:08Merry Christmas, thanks Might Park.
01:26:28Merry Christmas, that's you.
01:26:29Merry Christmas, Dionne.
01:26:33Merry Christmas, Paddy.
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