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00:00:00Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own
00:00:10happiness I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere all right I'll
00:00:18handle this keep searching sideways where is she
00:00:48I now pronounce you husband and wife pick her up come on let your bride
00:01:09you better hit the gym sweetheart one year just survive one year and then I'll be
00:01:29free let me make one thing perfectly clear I'm
00:01:38marrying you because it was my dad's last wish don't catch any feelings for me
00:01:43okay isn't a year you and I will be done period perfect I was kind of getting
00:01:52worried you started drooling over my irresistible channel since we're both here
00:02:00for families let's lock this with a one-year contract clean and simple works
00:02:06for both of us all right rule number one no sex no snooping sub zero zilch for the
00:02:20year number two either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up all
00:02:27right rule number three common spaces get split fair and square Judith gets the
00:02:33master suite this is my house why do you get the masters because you're a strong
00:02:47mom gentlemen and I'm your wife you're a lot stronger and taller than I am what was that nothing
00:02:55well I'm done
00:03:02perfect I'm just good yep
00:03:22I'm just gonna love it with you okay I mean you literally just got married and
00:03:34since I spent time with your new wife you hang out with me in some overpriced bar
00:03:38look is Judith objectively hot yes does she have an incredible body yes but
00:03:50she's not Evelyn I'm only married Judith because my dad wanted me to and I need to
00:03:55secure Evelyn's future dude that's my dream girl and Judith is weird I mean first
00:04:03night we lived together she took my room my room who does that no that's cold that's cold
00:04:15so what do you want to do you want to get back with her or what what do you suggest take some notes
00:04:23of myself no her oh I don't know what you heard but I'm not going to blackmail my wife why not it's
00:04:35it's blackmail Fenton this is a crazy idea I can't blackmail my wife that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:40what do you suggest
00:04:44take some notes of myself
00:04:49no her oh I don't know what you heard but I promise you it's only half the truth
00:04:55I mean I would never go along with Fenton's plan he's crazy and I'm not a monster
00:04:59Avery the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it what if I post this on Facebook
00:05:06or Instagram no please it would ruin my family's reputation and it would ruin the business for our
00:05:12capital just don't
00:05:15what do you want from me I should punish you what shall I do to you
00:05:31what shall I do to you such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:43no I have to remain loyal to Evelyn
00:05:48what are you doing I have a girlfriend and we had a deal
00:05:52calm down I'm just out there a little payback
00:05:56hand over the Sunset Island resort and I'll delete this recording
00:06:02otherwise no no no
00:06:05I'll do it
00:06:08good boy
00:06:11my princess is coming home
00:06:40then basically I don't have any data
00:06:44when I get you
00:06:48shit
00:06:49shh
00:06:53shh
00:07:01shhh
00:07:03shhh
00:07:04I missed you.
00:07:23I missed you.
00:07:34Oh, I'm a sweet couple.
00:07:51I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:08:02Evelyn, who the hell is this guy?
00:08:07Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:10Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:13Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:17Who the hell am I?
00:08:19You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:21What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:23Why did you even bring me here if he's going to pick you up?
00:08:26Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:29Oh, Avery, you are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:36And you're just okay with this?
00:08:38Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:40She's the hottest after all.
00:08:42Right.
00:08:43Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:49Fuck.
00:08:50Fuck.
00:08:51Fuck.
00:08:52Fuck.
00:08:53Fuck.
00:08:54Why are you so cruel?
00:08:56Why?
00:08:57Fuck.
00:08:58Fuck.
00:08:59Fuck.
00:09:00Fuck.
00:09:01Fuck.
00:09:02Fuck.
00:09:03Fuck.
00:09:04Fuck.
00:09:05Fuck.
00:09:06Fuck.
00:09:07Fuck.
00:09:08Fuck.
00:09:09Fuck.
00:09:10Fuck.
00:09:11Fuck.
00:09:12Fuck.
00:09:13Fuck.
00:09:14Fuck.
00:09:15Fuck.
00:09:16Fuck.
00:09:17Fuck.
00:09:18Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:21I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:30I hate you Evelyn! I hate you!
00:09:43You're a creep. You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:50I'm sorry.
00:10:00I miss you every day.
00:10:03I miss you so much.
00:10:06Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:09Alright, I know I'll leave, but only this time.
00:10:20Hey there. Now? Now?
00:10:23Evelyn! Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like that?
00:10:38I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:41I saved myself for you.
00:10:48No!
00:10:49Mommy! I miss my mommy.
00:10:52I miss my daddy.
00:10:57I'm so tired.
00:11:00I'm so sad.
00:11:03So...so...so...
00:11:07I'm so alone.
00:11:09The poor thing.
00:11:11The parents gone, and the girl left you hide and dry.
00:11:15Miss Heidi, come back.
00:11:17You say slack.
00:11:22Okay, okay, I'm gonna...
00:11:28You better play time.
00:11:30Yep.
00:11:32Okay, up we go.
00:11:34I told you, um, I cannot drink a little bit.
00:11:38Last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:40Oh, yeah?
00:11:42I'm not drunk.
00:11:44There you go.
00:11:46I'm not drunk.
00:11:48In fact,
00:11:50How about another round?
00:11:52Oh!
00:11:54Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:56Quiet, you stink, man.
00:11:58Judith?
00:12:00Come here.
00:12:02I'm smoking wet.
00:12:04I know.
00:12:20No.
00:12:22No.
00:12:24No.
00:12:26No.
00:12:28No.
00:12:30No.
00:12:32No.
00:12:34Don't play with a man.
00:12:36No.
00:12:38Don't play with a man.
00:12:50That's all you got?
00:12:52No.
00:12:58My time's over.
00:13:00Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:02God, she's hot.
00:13:04I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:10So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:14Yep.
00:13:15Oh.
00:13:16Why? What do you have in mind?
00:13:18Nothing.
00:13:20What the fuck?
00:13:22What the fuck?
00:13:48I just, I just really tried out different hairstyles.
00:13:51Oh, okay.
00:13:54So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:56Different roleplay stuff, you kinky?
00:13:58Yeah?
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:05What the fuck?
00:14:10What?
00:14:11Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:21I'm not drunk.
00:14:28In fact, I've had another round.
00:14:34God, I'm drunk.
00:14:36Okay.
00:14:36Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:38I'm so wet right now.
00:14:41No, no, no!
00:14:53Coming!
00:14:59Hi, Three.
00:15:01Come here, darling.
00:15:02Oh! Fuck! Why?
00:15:05I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:07Your wide-eyed baby-deer routine?
00:15:10Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show, though.
00:15:13What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:14Stop playing dumb.
00:15:16Did you sink Charlene's company on purpose?
00:15:19Is this some kind of fucked-up payback against me?
00:15:22No! No! What? I don't know what you're saying!
00:15:24Okay, I have to. He didn't...
00:15:26It's not fair.
00:15:32I did.
00:15:33Wait. This is between Avery and I.
00:15:36What the hell are you?
00:15:47No!
00:15:49I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:50Have a problem with that?
00:15:56You sick cheating bastard!
00:15:58How could you?
00:16:00Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:03I...
00:16:04Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:07Girls are firing, huh, bitch?
00:16:13Listen. Look. Sugar.
00:16:16You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:18Whatever it takes.
00:16:19You do that.
00:16:20Little favor from me.
00:16:22I promise.
00:16:23I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:25I don't care about the ring.
00:16:27How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:30Cause...
00:16:31I'm already married.
00:16:36No.
00:16:37You can't be serious.
00:16:38You're not picking this mama bear over me!
00:16:41This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be,
00:16:44so why don't you take your knock-off sheen dress
00:16:46and walk it back down to Santiago where you came from, bitch!
00:16:48Bye!
00:16:49Bye!
00:16:50You will get on your name before me.
00:16:53Just hurry in to see you.
00:16:58Thanks.
00:16:59No worries.
00:17:04Hello?
00:17:05Hey, man.
00:17:06Uh, remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:08What's the birthday party?
00:17:09What?
00:17:10What?
00:17:11Hey, that's a birthday party.
00:17:12How are you?
00:17:13I'm gonna end this pizza.
00:17:14Be careful.
00:17:15Hey, why are you in the party?
00:17:16Let's go!
00:17:17Hey, boy.
00:17:18Nice to meet you!
00:17:19Maybe.
00:17:20Let's go, baby!
00:17:21Let's go, baby!
00:17:22Come on, baby!
00:17:23Let's go, baby!
00:17:24Let's go, baby!
00:17:26I'm gonna end this.
00:17:27Oh, baby.
00:17:29I'm gonna end this.
00:17:30Why are you having this?
00:17:31That's a birthday party.
00:17:32Let's go.
00:17:33Hey, when you're in the party.
00:17:34Today party.
00:17:35Oh, there's food! Finally!
00:17:54Cheese. Like cheese. A normal amount.
00:17:57You look thin. You should poke up. Here, have a cupcake.
00:18:00Oh, I'm good. I don't... I'm watching a figure.
00:18:02Eat a cupcake.
00:18:03Eat a cupcake. No, please. Eat a cupcake.
00:18:09I am so sorry. I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off on.
00:18:16Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:20Sweetheart, you should try this. It looks defining. You might actually like it.
00:18:23No, I'm not gonna help. No prediction. Oh, wait!
00:18:33Thank you, miss!
00:18:35What the...
00:18:37What's in the world? I mean, you are.
00:18:39Hey, Judith. I'm sorry. What's in the world?
00:18:41Judith. What's in the world?
00:18:42Judith? What's in the world?
00:18:44Judith? That lovely name.
00:18:46I am.
00:18:48That's right!
00:18:49My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:53We have lots of friends because we're married and popular.
00:18:56Bye.
00:19:03We'll see each other again.
00:19:05See you, Judith.
00:19:11You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
00:19:13He's trouble.
00:19:15Oh.
00:19:16Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:19I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:26What are you doing?
00:19:28You're a bad liar.
00:19:31Pupils blown.
00:19:33Heart punchy baby babies.
00:19:41Whoa!
00:19:49Whoa!
00:19:51Whoa!
00:19:51I got some!
00:19:55Oh!
00:19:56Oh!
00:19:58Get!
00:19:59Oh!
00:19:59Oh!
00:20:08Avery!
00:20:09Oh, damn it!
00:20:10Can you hear me?
00:20:11Breathe, dammit!
00:20:26I'm alive.
00:20:33She looks lovely when she's sleeping.
00:20:41Is that what I look like?
00:20:54You know, whatever, man, she's your wife.
00:20:58Okay?
00:21:03So, how are you feeling, man?
00:21:06Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:10No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:15Dude, credit where credit's due, your wife is the hero.
00:21:19My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:22My wife. A guy. No way. What was I thinking?
00:21:35My wife. A guy. No way. What was I thinking?
00:21:45What's going on?
00:22:00Find the kitchen feelings?
00:22:03Don't blame yourself.
00:22:05You good now?
00:22:06Mm-hmm.
00:22:10Thanks for pulling me out.
00:22:14Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:23Dude, what? Look who's breathing again.
00:22:26You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:29Alright, bye, sweetums.
00:22:31So, how's bed rest treating you, buddy?
00:22:34Shut your face up.
00:22:36Whoa, easy killer.
00:22:39Oh, damn, son. You got it bad.
00:22:41Maybe.
00:22:44But sh-
00:22:46It's temporary. She's temporary.
00:22:48So?
00:22:49Dude, come on. Just play husband for real.
00:22:52Come on.
00:22:53Wine her. Dine her.
00:22:54Take her on the balcony.
00:22:55Overlooking the ocean.
00:22:57And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:01That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:03You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:05I...
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:07Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:11Does she even know she's married?
00:23:14No, let's do this.
00:23:18It's funny we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:22Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:25Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:28Cannot blame Moths for being attracted to a supernova.
00:23:33How poetic.
00:23:34Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:37May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:40Why you ask?
00:23:42You remind me of my friend.
00:23:43He has the same...
00:23:46Eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:48You.
00:23:49Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:51Sweet. Lively.
00:23:52I can show you a picture.
00:23:54Could it be...
00:23:55Judith?
00:23:56Stay away from us, WIFE!
00:24:14Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:17What are you freaking out about?
00:24:19I need to tell you something.
00:24:23I...
00:24:24Hey!
00:24:25There you guys are!
00:24:27Oh!
00:24:29Happy birthday, man.
00:24:31Uh, sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:33It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:34Hey, just hang on a second.
00:24:36Got a nice bottle of wine for ya.
00:24:48Add a little something extra.
00:24:49Enjoy.
00:25:01What do you want...
00:25:02What do you want to say at the bar?
00:25:04Screw it.
00:25:05Now or never.
00:25:07Judith?
00:25:10Would you be my wife?
00:25:12Like, for real?
00:25:14No tape-backs.
00:25:24Come here.
00:25:25Why are you so strong?
00:25:26You're like...
00:25:27Good...
00:25:30Oh!
00:25:36Maybe shower first?
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:41I love this kinky stuff, but...
00:25:44Maybe we could go slow.
00:25:46I think I'm getting first-time jitters.
00:25:47I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:49I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:51Like, 300 women.
00:25:52That seems like a lot.
00:25:53Like...
00:25:54Shut up!
00:25:56Okay.
00:25:57Okay.
00:25:58Okay.
00:26:06Wait!
00:26:07What's going on?
00:26:08What the hell are you?
00:26:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:26:11I told you.
00:26:12No tape-backs.
00:26:14Get over here.
00:26:15No tape-backs.
00:26:43What?
00:26:45Holy shit!
00:26:55I slept with a man!
00:27:00Is this so bad?
00:27:01No.
00:27:02No way.
00:27:03No, this can't be happening.
00:27:04No!
00:27:05No!
00:27:06No!
00:27:07No!
00:27:09Wake up!
00:27:10Wake the fuck up!
00:27:11Mom!
00:27:12Mom!
00:27:14Morning, honey.
00:27:15What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:20Easy!
00:27:21Go on here!
00:27:22Easy!
00:27:23Okay.
00:27:24I'm...
00:27:26I'm...
00:27:27I'm James Bolton.
00:27:29And...
00:27:30Judas, brother.
00:27:32And...
00:27:33Yeah, we...
00:27:34We kind of screwed.
00:27:35What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:36Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:37Okay, I...
00:27:38I know this is...
00:27:39She bailed the wedding.
00:27:40And...
00:27:41The stay of our family to shame.
00:27:42I had no choice.
00:27:43I...
00:27:44I wasn't myself.
00:27:45Plus, I...
00:27:46Get the fuck away from...
00:27:47Ow!
00:27:48Fuck!
00:27:49Are you okay?
00:27:50I'm fine.
00:27:51Just...
00:27:52Get out!
00:27:53Let's go!
00:27:54Oh...
00:27:55I miss...
00:27:56Oh!
00:27:57Fucking hell!
00:27:58Fuck!
00:27:59Are you okay?
00:28:00I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:02Get out!
00:28:07Shh...
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:10Hmm...
00:28:13Uh...
00:28:14Hey, uh, want some help?
00:28:21No.
00:28:24Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:27No, I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:29This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me, so please don't
00:28:33tell anybody.
00:28:34Okay, fine, just rest up.
00:28:39Everything hurts.
00:28:40Oh my god, what is that?
00:28:42What an animal.
00:28:45My back.
00:28:47Ow.
00:28:56I got the meds.
00:28:59Just leave me alone.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:02It's not going to get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:05I can do it myself.
00:29:13It's all my fault.
00:29:14Let me fix what I do.
00:29:15I said I can do it myself!
00:29:18Come on.
00:29:19You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:21Let me help.
00:29:24What are you trying to do?
00:29:25Flex it?
00:29:26Here.
00:29:29Let me do it.
00:29:33Hey!
00:29:33What are you doing?
00:29:34It's my back that hurts.
00:29:39Ow!
00:29:39Okay, let it happen.
00:29:43It's okay.
00:29:43Avery, I'm really sorry about last night and about lying.
00:29:56Yeah, I get it.
00:29:58Honestly, it's new for me too.
00:30:00And this is messing with my head.
00:30:02I'm going to give you space.
00:30:04I'm going to bounce it to my place.
00:30:06Call me if you need anything.
00:30:23Twice a day.
00:30:25What?
00:30:28You want it twice a day?
00:30:30One time already almost killed me.
00:30:36I should punish you.
00:30:54What shall I do to you?
00:30:59I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:01Got a problem with that?
00:31:06How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:12And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:33Like hell I will.
00:31:36Un-freaking-believable.
00:31:40Not one damn call.
00:31:51Hey.
00:31:52Uh, I...
00:31:53I just, um...
00:31:55So, uh...
00:31:57You want to hang out tomorrow?
00:31:59Something you'll like or...
00:32:27I've never seen a hot guy before.
00:32:29Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:33Oh.
00:32:34She did.
00:32:37What a delightful surprise.
00:32:42Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:46I'm a premier.
00:32:47A thousand apologies.
00:32:49Uh, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:51The important beauty is...
00:32:53...legendary.
00:32:54James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:00I want to take you to dinner just the two of us.
00:33:03That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:05Sorry.
00:33:06Take him.
00:33:07We're running late.
00:33:08We're running late.
00:33:17That damn little piece.
00:33:21And I always get what I want.
00:33:22So, Vincent.
00:33:37Looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:41Like you were real.
00:33:45How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:46Is it history, or...?
00:33:47Uh, nah.
00:33:48I just met him at that time it's birthday.
00:33:51You were there too, remember?
00:33:52Mm.
00:33:53Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:33:55You were totally jealous.
00:33:58I wasn't jealous.
00:33:59I'm not jealous.
00:34:01I don't care.
00:34:03I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:06Guess not.
00:34:07Guess not.
00:34:16Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:19My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:23The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:28Perfect air.
00:34:30Flawless statue.
00:34:33Fucking trophy case.
00:34:34No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:46A speech.
00:34:48The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:53The only place where I can just...
00:34:57Exist.
00:35:00Glad you bring me here.
00:35:04What'd you call me?
00:35:06Oh, man.
00:35:08Oh.
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:11Oh.
00:35:13Oh, man.
00:35:15Oh, man.
00:35:17Oh, God.
00:35:19Oh, man.
00:35:22Oh.
00:35:23I wish you wanted me to
00:35:25I wish you were willing to
00:35:27Come to each other do this thing
00:35:29They've been trying to get a bag
00:35:31And they might have got a little
00:35:35Wait, wait, wait, I just
00:35:37I just used
00:35:39I need to
00:35:41I just gotta get
00:35:43some
00:35:45Did I do something wrong or?
00:35:47I don't know what's wrong with me, dude
00:35:53I knew that she was a guy
00:35:57But like
00:35:59I can't get over it
00:36:01Look at that face of his
00:36:03Weaponized charm
00:36:05I mean, God, straight
00:36:07Gay, I mean, it doesn't really make a difference
00:36:09He just wrecks people, man
00:36:11I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him
00:36:13If you're that confused
00:36:15Go test the waters a little bit
00:36:17Dip your toes, you know
00:36:18Go faking yourself out
00:36:19You're a growing boy
00:36:20You need to learn this kind of stuff
00:36:36Hey, handsome
00:36:39Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:45Yeah, I'm into women
00:36:47Straight guys love hot women
00:36:49That's the script
00:37:02You like what you see?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:07Yeah
00:37:08I shouldn't feel guilty
00:37:09I mean, he lied
00:37:10And I married Judith
00:37:11His sister
00:37:12My actual wife
00:37:13Who I've never even met
00:37:15It's a contract marriage
00:37:16So
00:37:17No rules broken
00:37:18Okay
00:37:19You like it right?
00:37:21Oh
00:37:22Uh
00:37:23This doesn't feel right
00:37:27What's wrong with me?
00:37:29What's wrong?
00:37:38Aren't you in the mood, darling?
00:37:42Leave it to me
00:37:47Now this is where it gets fun
00:37:52Ew
00:37:59For real?
00:38:00I'm sorry
00:38:01It's not you
00:38:02I just
00:38:03I don't think I am
00:38:04Who I thought I was
00:38:08Ew
00:38:10I'm an idiot
00:38:11You don't need me at all
00:38:12Enjoy your night
00:38:13No
00:38:14This is not what it looks like
00:38:16I just
00:38:17Save it
00:38:18Okay?
00:38:19I get it
00:38:30Bless you
00:38:31Thank you
00:38:38Hey
00:38:40What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:44No eye deer
00:38:50Keep the joke for your ghost
00:38:59Shhh
00:39:00No no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:02Be quiet
00:39:08Ugh
00:39:09Kill me now
00:39:20James
00:39:22James
00:39:23James
00:39:24James
00:39:26James
00:39:27James James James
00:39:28Want to play with little bunny?
00:39:34Come on please
00:39:35Just
00:39:36Just forgive me
00:39:38Please
00:39:39Just get in the car
00:39:58So
00:40:00Okay fine
00:40:01I'm sorry about the other day
00:40:02But I promise
00:40:03Nothing happened with her
00:40:04I didn't sleep with her
00:40:05Okay?
00:40:07Why'd you take her home?
00:40:09I was drunk
00:40:10And I
00:40:12I was scared
00:40:14I never felt this way about a guy before
00:40:16Honestly it's terrifying
00:40:17Fine
00:40:18But you have to believe me when I said I didn't sleep with her
00:40:19Okay?
00:40:20Trust me
00:40:22I trust you
00:40:23What?
00:40:25I'm just
00:40:27I feel so hurt right now
00:40:36How are you gonna pick it up to me?
00:40:37I don't
00:40:38I don't know
00:40:47Impressive
00:40:48I don't know
00:40:49It was all I need to do
00:40:50I saw you
00:40:51Could you wanna go ahead?
00:40:52I have to believe
00:40:53It has to be different
00:40:54I know
00:40:55But I was not
00:40:56I know
00:40:57I'm not
00:40:58You can do it
00:41:00I got it
00:41:01I'm not angry.
00:41:31I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:33You don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:35I'm ready.
00:41:40Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:43We'd be rushed.
00:41:46Oh, um, okay, yeah.
00:41:49No, that's fine.
00:41:50I remembered I had a meeting this afternoon anyway, so...
00:41:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:56Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:41:58Come on, hello?
00:42:16What now?
00:42:18Hello?
00:42:20Where are you?
00:42:21I'm on my way.
00:42:22Bye.
00:42:23Avery!
00:42:24James?
00:42:25Avery!
00:42:26James!
00:42:27James!
00:42:28Avery!
00:42:29James!
00:42:30Avery!
00:42:31Avery!
00:42:32James!
00:42:33James!
00:42:34Avery!
00:42:36James!
00:42:37Avery!
00:42:39Avery!
00:42:40James!
00:42:40Avery!
00:42:48Avery!
00:42:48Avery!
00:42:49James!
00:42:50Avery!
00:42:51James!
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:53James!
00:42:54Avery!
00:42:55Avery!
00:42:56James!
00:42:57Sorry I'm late.
00:43:10You're being shy, I've seen you naked before.
00:43:17I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:20Shut it.
00:43:25I can't help it.
00:43:27He gets to me.
00:43:33Whoa, wait a...
00:43:35Move your hand, I can't watch if you're blocking.
00:43:40I can do it myself.
00:43:50You won't stop.
00:44:04Master!
00:44:05You got bored of staring?
00:44:19No, silly.
00:44:21Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:23I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:25One week?
00:44:26One week!
00:44:27One week.
00:44:28One week.
00:44:29That's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:30That's cool.
00:44:31I'm cool.
00:44:32Who's going?
00:44:33Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:35Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:37Guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:40You okay?
00:44:41Great.
00:44:42Bet they're all hot as hell.
00:44:44You wanna come?
00:44:45Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:49That'd be a disaster.
00:44:51No!
00:44:52I mean, I'm busy.
00:44:54Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:44:57I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:44:59Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:01Oh.
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:06Ah!
00:45:07Oh, my God!
00:45:08Oh, that's cold!
00:45:10Ah!
00:45:11Ha!
00:45:12Ah!
00:45:13Oh, my God!
00:45:14Ah!
00:45:15That's cold!
00:45:16Ah!
00:45:17Ha!
00:45:18Ha!
00:45:19Ha!
00:45:20Ha!
00:45:21Ha!
00:45:22Ha!
00:45:23Ha!
00:45:24Ha!
00:45:25Ha!
00:45:26Ha!
00:45:27Ha!
00:45:28Ha!
00:45:29Ha!
00:45:30What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:00Hey bro, can you toss the soap back?
00:46:03Uh, yeah, no problem my guy.
00:46:15Thanks bro, you're a lifesaver.
00:46:19You got it boss.
00:46:21Oh damn dude, I got slippery hands, can you toss it back again?
00:46:31Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:34Sure thing.
00:46:35Yeah, thanks.
00:46:45Hey, it's one.
00:46:47Oh, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:52Shut up, Avery.
00:46:57Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:01I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:04Nope.
00:47:06This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:09I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:18I'm so freak stupid!
00:47:25Oh, a woman.
00:47:27Hey handsome, you wanna get a drink?
00:47:30Sorry ladies.
00:47:32Hi James.
00:47:34Sorry, as you can see, he's with me.
00:47:38Ooh.
00:47:41Hey guys, partners.
00:47:42Thanks.
00:47:45Thanks.
00:47:49Well, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:52And you can't keep running away.
00:47:58Oh yeah, okay.
00:48:00You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:01Okay.
00:48:03You know what?
00:48:04I'm gonna find you to fix all this and...
00:48:07Yeah, you and me.
00:48:09We're done.
00:48:10Wait.
00:48:18You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:23This is it.
00:48:24I couldn't stay away.
00:48:38I saw you with all those hot young people and I...
00:48:42I was jealous.
00:48:43And it...
00:48:46Kinda freaked me out how much I missed you after just today.
00:48:52I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:48:55It's...
00:48:57It's honestly kinda scary.
00:49:01I just don't know.
00:49:02I don't know what to do.
00:49:03I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:24Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:25I thought I was straight till you walked in.
00:49:31Yeah, it's...
00:49:33It's terrifying.
00:49:36But if it's you...
00:49:39Bring it on.
00:49:41I love you, Avery.
00:49:43Every single day, I think I can't love you more.
00:49:47And then...
00:49:49Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:54I love you too.
00:49:55I love you too.
00:50:22What's that?
00:50:24Ooh.
00:50:26Oh.
00:50:29It's literally your school break.
00:50:31It was mine.
00:50:33And now it's yours.
00:50:35I love you.
00:50:37I love you.
00:50:39I love you too.
00:50:41I love you too.
00:50:43I love you too.
00:50:44I love you too.
00:50:46I love you too.
00:50:48I love you too.
00:50:50I love you too.
00:50:51I love you too.
00:50:52I love you too.
00:50:53I love you too.
00:50:54I love you too.
00:50:55I love you too.
00:50:56I love you too.
00:50:57I love you too.
00:50:59I love you too.
00:51:01I love you too.
00:51:03What up?
00:51:04Critical situation downtown.
00:51:06Need you back stat, boss.
00:51:08I'm on my way.
00:51:09Miller does not know where to time.
00:51:10Got so much for you too.
00:51:12I won't break my gut.
00:51:15Wait till you do that.
00:51:17Don't forget about it.
00:51:19I'll be fine with me too.
00:51:20Bye bye.
00:51:22Bye bye.
00:51:23Oh
00:51:46James
00:51:48Bonjour
00:51:50Vincent
00:51:53Try again later
00:51:56Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:09Hey, is everything okay with the contract, Matt?
00:52:11What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:13Vincent
00:52:15I mean, not much. I mean, no.
00:52:18Dude, this guy's a total player. He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:22Avery?
00:52:23Yo!
00:52:24Hey!
00:52:26Avery!
00:52:27Yo, where you going?
00:52:28Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me!
00:52:30Avery, what the fuck?!
00:52:35Anyway, when I was like down on, I was like...
00:52:38Hey!
00:52:41Hey!
00:52:46Avery, what the...
00:52:47You're the player here, James. You are.
00:52:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:50His room! You walked out of his room!
00:52:52And you say I am the... I cannot be the problem in this relationship!
00:52:55You walked out of his room, James!
00:52:57No, no, no!
00:52:58You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:52:59Saying I am a player!
00:53:00I think that I am the one that was cheating!
00:53:01Avery, shut up!
00:53:02Fuck this!
00:53:03You're the one that's having a fucking full of shit!
00:53:05I can't deal with it anymore!
00:53:06No!
00:53:07And you're frankly...
00:53:08Yeah, how does my ass look from that angle?
00:53:09You're bad in bed!
00:53:10You have such a problem keeping it up!
00:53:12I mean...
00:53:13I don't...
00:53:14Do you need Viagra...
00:53:15Or something...
00:53:17Didn't cheat, promise.
00:53:26Your story better hold water.
00:53:27Okay, okay.
00:53:28Um...
00:53:30Here's what happened.
00:53:36K-O closes on Zoom 30.
00:53:37Get the docks ready, okay?
00:53:40Yeah!
00:53:49This is all he hoped happened with me!
00:53:51Thanks.
00:53:52Christ, I am so sorry.
00:53:56James, what a small world.
00:53:57Hey, oh, I'm so sorry about this.
00:54:01Please let me fix it.
00:54:02Take my shelter.
00:54:03I cannot move on your window.
00:54:05Crap!
00:54:06The shelter my room's busted.
00:54:08Clearly in a rush. Please, let me help.
00:54:12Yeah, yeah, fuck. Yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
00:54:16James, I mean it. I truly admire you.
00:54:20Just give me a shot.
00:54:24I appreciate it, Mr. Lorne.
00:54:28But my heart is spoken for. I only ask for help because
00:54:32this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:38Did I attend your meeting?
00:54:42Screw the meeting.
00:54:52Surprise time. I love surprises.
00:54:54Oh! Okay, here. Ready? Yeah.
00:55:08Wow.
00:55:16That's insane.
00:55:18You like this beach?
00:55:20I love this beach.
00:55:22Good. Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:26Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:30Seriously?
00:55:32You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:34Yeah, yeah, no, I was just kidding, no.
00:55:38Name it whatever you wanted.
00:55:40Thank God.
00:55:42Avery, you're the only person that truly understands me.
00:55:54Honestly, I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:00You rewrote my whole life.
00:56:06Made it beautiful.
00:56:08Made it real.
00:56:10I want it all.
00:56:12Every sunrise.
00:56:14Every storm.
00:56:16Every goddamn day with you.
00:56:18Avery, rock fire.
00:56:22Oh, my God.
00:56:26Will you marry me?
00:56:28James Welton.
00:56:30The guy who's all in.
00:56:34Um, wow.
00:56:36I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:40I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:42Okay, so, um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:02Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:06I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:12I'd love to be James Welton.
00:57:14Shoot, those Walton's have to wear James.
00:57:16I'm such a hot couple, isn't it?
00:57:18Jesus, they're brothers-in-law.
00:57:20Your imagination's running wild.
00:57:22I'm here for it.
00:57:24Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar,
00:57:26so I'm going to try one of the special drinks today.
00:57:28All right.
00:57:30Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar,
00:57:32so I'm going to try one of the special drinks today.
00:57:34Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar,
00:57:38so I'm going to try one of the special drinks today.
00:57:40All right.
00:57:50You're not good enough for him.
00:57:54You think we don't know about the charade
00:57:56of him playing bride?
00:57:58We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:00I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:02What do you want?
00:58:04Leave James,
00:58:06or I'll blow this whole thing wide open
00:58:09and ruin all of you.
00:58:11Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:12Excuse me?
00:58:13Whoa, whoa.
00:58:14Hello, Jamie.
00:58:15Oh.
00:58:16Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:20well...
00:58:22so nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:26Fuck away, Miss Lauren.
00:58:28Now, excuse us.
00:58:29There's a glory hole in the men's washer.
00:58:30I'm going to put my mouth around it.
00:58:31It's going to be on the other side.
00:58:32Au revoir.
00:58:33Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:34Let's test that.
00:58:36Do this for me.
00:58:37I'll be all yours.
00:58:43Nothing tearing this apart, huh?
00:58:49Let's test that.
00:58:55Do this for me.
00:58:57I'll be all yours.
00:59:05Holy shit!
00:59:07You're with James Walter?
00:59:09With the heads.
00:59:10I know he's Judas' brother.
00:59:12I know.
00:59:13How?
00:59:14How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:17I mean, that's disgusting, dude.
00:59:19Avery's marrying me, end of story, okay?
00:59:22Oh, by the way, I gotta thank you for that special wine you gifted us.
00:59:25Really sped things along, you know?
00:59:28I need another one.
00:59:31Let's make another one, just make another one.
00:59:36So, you think his folks are just gonna be cool with all this?
00:59:46Or, like...
00:59:47Just relax.
00:59:48I'll talk to him.
00:59:49I'm coming to my place tomorrow and I'll do this right.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:54Hello?
00:59:55Hey?
00:59:56Still...
00:59:57Avery?
00:59:58Avery?
00:59:59Hello?
01:00:00Best friend?
01:00:01Dude?
01:00:02What the fuck?
01:00:03Hey?
01:00:04Still sitting here.
01:00:05Whatever.
01:00:06Hey?
01:00:07Hello?
01:00:08Best friend?
01:00:09Dude?
01:00:10What the fuck?
01:00:11Hey?
01:00:12Still sitting here.
01:00:13Whatever.
01:00:36Oh, fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:41Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay warship thing?
01:00:46Like, full-on romance.
01:00:48They even settle down together.
01:00:50Right, right.
01:00:51I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:54He didn't exactly have kids, so...
01:00:56Oh, hell no!
01:01:17Mom?
01:01:18Dad?
01:01:20Avery?
01:01:21Uh...
01:01:22Judith called.
01:01:23She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:25Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:27Um...
01:01:28You boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:31We'll get things back to, uh...
01:01:33Normal.
01:01:36Yeah.
01:01:37Sure.
01:01:38Alright.
01:01:49James!
01:01:55Wait a minute.
01:01:56You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend.
01:02:09We're done.
01:02:10I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:14Hmm.
01:02:15I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:18Hmm.
01:02:22Whoa!
01:02:23Who's the hottie?
01:02:24Oh.
01:02:25He's my, uh...
01:02:27Avery!
01:02:29Right.
01:02:30God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:33Don't sweat it.
01:02:34I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:35Hmm.
01:02:36No, yeah.
01:02:37Yep.
01:02:38Again.
01:02:39Yep.
01:02:40Woo!
01:02:41Nice.
01:02:42You know...
01:02:43That guy...
01:02:44He was like...
01:02:45A total jerk.
01:02:46Freaking sucked.
01:02:47And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I failed on the wedding.
01:02:52But, like...
01:02:53Guy's becoming tight.
01:02:54He's the best thing ever.
01:02:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:02:56Avery...
01:02:57Hmm.
01:02:58I promise you'll be the best wife now.
01:02:59Ever.
01:03:00Ever.
01:03:01Ever.
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01:03:52Hi, everybody.
01:03:54Mm-hmm.
01:03:55Give me a hug.
01:03:56This is really sad.
01:03:59This first quarter.
01:04:01No, but...
01:04:03No.
01:04:05Fine, 40 minutes.
01:04:06Bye.
01:04:07Hey, uh, I got a ball to campus.
01:04:09Do you have this naked hair or what I'm gonna say?
01:04:11She's too drunk.
01:04:12Can you just take her home?
01:04:13I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:14You got it, go.
01:04:15Thanks so much.
01:04:20Oh, sorry!
01:04:21Savorite?
01:04:22You're pretty good at having your liquor.
01:04:24I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:27Oh.
01:04:28Not too good at more than just...
01:04:30I'll have two drinks.
01:04:31What do you do?
01:04:33I haven't ate anything.
01:04:34Oh wait.
01:04:36I coughed and didn't they...
01:04:37Not tooingo...
01:04:38I'll have to.
01:04:39It's not your fault.
01:05:09We were blackout drunk, I mean, technically we are married.
01:05:18Breakfast is ready.
01:05:19I want you, Avery.
01:05:22No, no, no, this is not what it looks like, I promise, I don't remember a thing and nothing
01:05:30happened, I swear.
01:05:31Safe.
01:05:32I need space, like a lot of it, let's not see each other for a while.
01:05:39Oh.
01:05:40Oh, oh.
01:05:41Oh.
01:05:42Oh.
01:05:43Oh.
01:05:44Oh.
01:05:45Oh.
01:05:46Oh.
01:05:48Oh.
01:05:49Oh.
01:05:50Jesus is pregnant.
01:06:20We're done every clean break, let's just get everything back on track, move on.
01:06:44James, tell me you're fine.
01:06:51I didn't have a choice.
01:06:57My ex had just dumped me and I was already pregnant when I came back.
01:07:11My kid needs a father and my parents, like, they can't handle the shame that I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:23I slipped something in your drink just to put you under.
01:07:29Breakfast is ready.
01:07:31I want you, Avery.
01:07:36Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:42I didn't betray James.
01:07:46Hey look, he's been on a bender ever since you left, okay?
01:07:53It's been bottle after bottle.
01:07:57We can't, we can't reach him.
01:08:00He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:03Avery, please, please.
01:08:05He needs you.
01:08:35I was dreaming about you.
01:08:38God, I've missed you, Avery.
01:08:42Every damn day.
01:08:45I've missed you too.
01:08:52So much.
01:08:54Avery, don't go!
01:09:18Avery, don't go!
01:09:23You real?
01:09:30No, no, shit.
01:09:31Sorry, sorry, I shouldn't do this.
01:09:33I'm sorry.
01:09:36Judas, baby.
01:09:38It isn't mine.
01:09:39Say that again.
01:09:46Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:49You can ask her.
01:09:51She'll tell you the truth.
01:09:53Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:12I love Avery.
01:10:15I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:18Nobody else.
01:10:20Ever.
01:10:23The way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:37I mean, what we have, it's like, it's like oxygen.
01:10:42And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:46Losing him, it'd be a nightmare.
01:10:50So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing.
01:10:53Because it would mean everything to me.
01:10:55And I know it would mean everything to your son.
01:11:00Honey.
01:11:01My boy's a man now.
01:11:13Son, you go live your life.
01:11:16I'm going to go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in two hours.
01:11:36Back to me and my piece, big sexy.
01:11:48You got it.
01:11:49You got it.
01:11:50You got it.
01:11:51You got it.
01:11:52You got it.
01:11:53You got it.
01:11:54You got it.
01:11:55You got it.
01:11:56You got it.
01:11:57It's like, it's just gonna get out of six feet.
01:11:58And, with the dash, you know.
01:12:00Oh my gosh.
01:12:14What?
01:12:21Only time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:25Vincent, what are you...
01:12:30I'm sorry.
01:12:42You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:02Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:09Look at you.
01:13:10His eyes, his lips, wrong.
01:13:16All of it is fucking wrong.
01:13:22Nothing like it.
01:13:27When he breathes fire that raw, untamed energy, labels, nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:38Fuck gender!
01:13:39James Walton is something more!
01:13:44I had a plan.
01:13:45Plans all mapped out.
01:13:47How I would get to him.
01:13:48How I would take him down.
01:13:50I've used Judith's baby.
01:13:52Mine too!
01:13:53But you had to fucking blow it!
01:13:57Every single time!
01:13:59What's his obsession?
01:14:04Is it like his pretty face?
01:14:09Or you'd do a psycho between shits.
01:14:15You don't even want him!
01:14:17You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:23You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:25You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:27Now, I wonder what sound this will make when I'm...
01:14:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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