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00:00:08Oh my god, is that Alex? Damn, no wonder he's taught the most abandable list three years
00:00:15from him. Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, innit? Today's the student president election,
00:00:21no chance anyone beats him. Who am I up against again? Any dirt? Xavier Miller, a scholarship
00:00:27kid, geeky, unfit though. Number two on the bangable list, a bit of a loner. Never heard
00:00:33of him. I told you, don't come home without the cash. We need the money. Hey, this is
00:00:44St. Mountain College, not a fucking pub. Fine, but you won't outrun us.
00:00:58You okay, bro?
00:01:10I'm fine.
00:01:13Not even a thanks? At least give me your name!
00:01:16Oh, I'm Warren.
00:01:19Yeah, I'm Xavier.
00:01:21All right, Xavier. See you at the debate.
00:01:31Let's begin.
00:01:33The football kit budget was inflated 230%, money that could have paid for transport for
00:01:39students working late.
00:01:53Are you accusing my dad of corruption? I'm just stating facts. Let's take a five-minute
00:01:57recess.
00:02:03Here's another fact. That extra money went towards donating equipment to underprivileged
00:02:08kids. It just made me look like a total jerk for no reason.
00:02:29Can't wait a second.
00:02:32You heard this in the moment, go like a big ass.
00:02:32Or a crazy car, you know what that one could have it for.
00:02:33Oh, I was missing a little bit.
00:02:34Oh, my God!
00:02:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:02:38Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:02:39I'm screaming right now! This is unreal!
00:02:47What the actual fuck?
00:02:54Well, that was unexpected.
00:02:57Did Alex just kiss the dude?
00:02:59I thought he hates gays.
00:03:02First corruption, now death.
00:03:04Yikes, Alex Watson cancelled for real.
00:03:19Get me everything on him, and I mean everything.
00:03:35I just sold the damn house.
00:03:38What?
00:03:39You had no right, it was all mom left us.
00:03:42Where would we live then?
00:03:44You know what, your old man beating to death by lunch socks?
00:03:48I need the money!
00:03:54How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:04:10Eight o'clock tonight, school cafe.
00:04:13Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:27I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:41What?
00:04:42Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:49You're seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:52What?
00:04:53Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:55Let's call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:04:58You clearly need the money.
00:05:02I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:04Dating the school scholarship golden boy is exactly the type of image boost I need right now.
00:05:12You investigated me.
00:05:14Call it damage control.
00:05:16You made me look shady in front of the entire school.
00:05:19Now you need to fix it.
00:05:20If it weren't for the homophobia rumors taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:28Hell no!
00:05:30This is just business.
00:05:36Duration.
00:05:37Until the election's over.
00:05:43Just keep it professional, Watson. Don't get any ideas.
00:05:50Trust me.
00:05:51Feelings aren't on the media.
00:05:58Like the games begin.
00:06:02Boyfriend.
00:06:08Boyfriend.
00:06:15You can drop the act now.
00:06:16No one's watching.
00:06:18Tell that to your heart rate.
00:06:19It jumped like crazy back there, huh?
00:06:21Whatever.
00:06:23Who said we were finished?
00:06:24We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:27Time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:37This is part of your PR stunt too, obviously.
00:06:41One accidental kiss isn't going to sell this romance.
00:06:45Let's make it believable.
00:06:46Hey, everybody, look.
00:06:48It's our star quarterback with his cute and nerdy boyfriend.
00:06:52Do your name, Watson.
00:06:53You know what that means, Bertha, right?
00:06:56How are you?
00:06:58All right, boys.
00:07:02The rules are simple.
00:07:04Ice cubes go mouth to mouth.
00:07:08No hands.
00:07:10No drop.
00:07:11Come on, guys.
00:07:13Come on, come on.
00:07:15Come on, come on.
00:07:16Come on, come on.
00:07:16Come on, come on.
00:07:17Come on, come on.
00:07:22Come on, come on.
00:07:26Do it, do it, do it, do it.
00:07:32Oh, my gosh.
00:07:34Shit.
00:07:42Technically, this isn't sanitary.
00:07:44No.
00:07:47No.
00:07:48No.
00:07:51No.
00:07:52No.
00:07:55No.
00:07:56No.
00:07:57No.
00:07:57No.
00:07:57No.
00:07:57No.
00:08:04What?
00:08:05That wasn't happening.
00:08:07That was street offsiding him.
00:08:08Look at the Раз.
00:08:09He's turned into a tomato, bro.
00:08:13What the hell is wrong?
00:08:15We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:26what's this extra credit homework our campaign team thinks for a lot couple chemistry voters
00:08:31aren't convinced pro tip genius kissing with your eyes open it's a major giveaway
00:08:46statistically voters want sparks not stats marks are a separate live stream time to show the world
00:08:53how in love we are do you want to ask me first a contract clearly says you have to do
00:09:00as i say
00:09:05make sure you get this my robot boyfriend is looking again
00:09:12what do you say we're talking about
00:09:19you need a shower
00:09:21fine but you are coming with me and mark's live stream the whole thing
00:09:26trying to show off those acting chops
00:09:49might grab me a towel
00:09:51i thought grabbing one before the strip show i mean i could just walk out naked
00:10:13what i'm so shy all of a sudden
00:10:17a better lift
00:10:32i won't stop you
00:10:46guys someone forgot to end the stream lol
00:10:49you can't even pretend to hide it anymore
00:10:51mark my words i'll expose the truth about these two
00:10:58you can't even see the truth about this one
00:10:59by popular demand you asked we answered first question
00:11:04what was your first impression of each other
00:11:07he's loud
00:11:09seriously my first impression of you was who's this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everyone
00:11:16harsh but i gotta admit
00:11:20kind of cute
00:11:21still loud
00:11:23next question
00:11:24what is your favorite thing about each other
00:11:29i don't know your sense of responsibility maybe
00:11:35thank you my turn
00:11:37his fingers long elegant very skilled
00:11:45uh next question
00:11:47oh who is your most unforgettable kiss
00:12:03guys
00:12:06we've got a huge problem someone leaked the contract everybody knows you're faking it
00:12:17oh my god did you see this they signed a freaking coin truck
00:12:21i thought they were goals what a scam
00:12:23i can't believe
00:12:24the
00:12:24guys we got paid
00:12:31the final debate is in three days if we don't turn things around fast you're finished
00:12:36i know damn it i already have people chasing pack whoever leaked that file is dead
00:12:42what are our options i mean everybody's already seen the contract there's no denying it
00:12:49unless unless unless what
00:12:57unless we make it real
00:13:02save
00:13:08i don't care if the contract was fake
00:13:10all i know is that at some point it stopped being pretend for me
00:13:13i couldn't stand you at first typical quarterback arrogant full of yourself
00:13:18but then i saw you after practice how you push yourself harder than anybody else
00:13:23how you take the fall for your teammates
00:13:26you'd look at me in class
00:13:29do you honestly think i could have faked it this whole time
00:13:33big secret
00:13:42oh my god
00:13:47i'm shipping these too hard
00:13:55holy
00:14:00holy
00:14:01i can fake confidence during debates smile through press conferences even pretend to care
00:14:14about school traditions i've never liked like this
00:14:19i can never fake this maybe to start off as just a deal but now
00:14:26every word i said has been true
00:14:28wait
00:14:29for me an update
00:14:30you can't do that
00:14:32we'll love that thanks
00:14:32alex approval plus 12 percent
00:14:35cut
00:14:36that was perfect
00:14:41at least the votes won't take an hour i've done my bit
00:14:45thank you
00:14:48just doing what we agreed
00:14:52but seeing you hurt was never part of the deal
00:14:58i owe you xavier
00:15:00whatever happens with this election
00:15:02it's nothing just sticking to the script right
00:15:07sure that's all this is no hidden feelings
00:15:09freaking out
00:15:12my god you never stopped to you
00:15:16it's a dead end on the hacker whoever it was bounced through multiple vpms
00:15:21great i'm dealing with the prep
00:15:23yeah and everyone's eyes is on youtube now so every look every moment it has to feel authentic
00:15:32who's got this
00:15:36damn it i left my football gear home school paper shoots tomorrow
00:15:40come with
00:15:42sure like i've got nothing better to do
00:15:49okay something's definitely going on between those two
00:15:57whoa
00:16:02this is your average family home
00:16:06it's my dad's place not mine
00:16:08meaning
00:16:10i have an older half-brother
00:16:12my dad's big on competition
00:16:15if i want any part of the family fortune
00:16:18i have to beat him
00:16:21winning the election is just step one
00:16:23keep your family drama to yourself i'm not your therapist
00:16:30seriously
00:16:32weren't you the one who insisted we make this believable
00:16:37fine i'll keep your sad rich boy trauma in mind
00:16:43wait here i'm gonna go grab my josey
00:16:46read a book or something
00:16:53i'm gonna go grab my josey
00:16:59wow
00:17:00didn't expect to see you here
00:17:03sorry do i know you
00:17:09wow
00:17:10didn't expect to see you here
00:17:12sorry do i know you
00:17:13you must be
00:17:14xavier
00:17:16the famous boyfriend
00:17:19and you are
00:17:21noah
00:17:23alex's older brother
00:17:25oh
00:17:26cold shoulder
00:17:28ouch
00:17:30so
00:17:31has alex's fiance met you yet
00:17:35fiance
00:17:36oh
00:17:38you conveniently left that detail out
00:17:43this whole fake boyfriend thing he's done it before you know
00:17:46with quite a trail of broken hearts
00:17:49what are you implying
00:17:50alex he
00:17:52doesn't date guys
00:17:55he'll only end up getting hurt
00:17:58you deserve
00:17:59you deserve
00:18:00someone better
00:18:02someone like
00:18:04me
00:18:05seriously insane
00:18:06just gay
00:18:08and observe them
00:18:11let's not pretend you're straight out of this sweetheart
00:18:15back off
00:18:20back off
00:18:22i'm not
00:18:24then why are you shaking
00:18:27you're seriously messed up
00:18:30it takes one to know one honey
00:18:33you can't lie to yourself forever
00:18:36yeah
00:18:37alex can offer you fame
00:18:40fortune
00:18:41all the
00:18:42shiny things
00:18:44but i can offer you something you never could
00:18:48something
00:18:50real
00:18:54get off me
00:18:56what the
00:18:57fuck are you doing
00:18:59nice dining little brother
00:19:02stay the hell
00:19:03away from them you hear me
00:19:07relax
00:19:12relax
00:19:13just a little bit of healthy competition that's all
00:19:17we'll be seeing each other again real soon
00:19:19i can feel it
00:19:26get it out
00:19:36don't believe the word he says
00:19:38noah thrives on chaos
00:19:42including the part about your fiance
00:19:50it's an arranged thing
00:19:52my dad's idea
00:19:54honestly i barely even know her
00:19:56yeah
00:19:57and with all me any explanations alex
00:20:00i'm just part of your pr stunt right
00:20:04is that really all this is to him
00:20:07right
00:20:08you're absolutely right
00:20:11i'm heading back
00:20:14wait
00:20:15it's late
00:20:16just stay here
00:20:18the guest room is empty
00:20:20i don't typically stay over
00:20:21it's fine
00:20:23i'll drive
00:20:33hello
00:20:33congrats kid
00:20:34you're officially homeless
00:20:37don't bother coming back
00:20:39you're on your own now
00:20:43actually
00:20:45maybe i'll take you up on that offer
00:20:48best decision you'll ever make
00:20:51straight to your room
00:20:52or mine if you prefer
00:21:01you know
00:21:02i always dreamed of going pro
00:21:05and i fell
00:21:08i'm not surprised
00:21:10you're football crazy
00:21:12i was a quarterback
00:21:14one state
00:21:16but my dad
00:21:19he had other ideas
00:21:22he said a Watson doesn't waste his future throwing a ball around
00:21:26and so
00:21:27i became the perfect son
00:21:34straight a's
00:21:36student body president
00:21:39just
00:21:41hoping
00:21:42he'd let me play football again
00:21:52your turn
00:21:53secret for secret
00:21:57you've seen enough
00:22:01my dad
00:22:02is a gambler
00:22:03my family's a mess
00:22:07there's nothing more to tell
00:22:11i don't buy it
00:22:13you've got a bigger secret than that one
00:22:17one you're afraid to say out loud
00:22:22tell me
00:22:37i want to be the only one you tell
00:22:41let's not pretend you're straight out of this sweetheart
00:22:45you're wasted
00:22:48so sleep it off
00:22:51i'm taking a shower
00:22:53tell me
00:22:54i want to be the only one out of this
00:22:56please
00:23:00if you're涼š
00:23:06to be the only one out of this
00:23:12I don't know
00:23:13if you don't know
00:23:18didn't pick your friend
00:23:19i want to be the only one out
00:23:22and not
00:23:29Alex, he doesn't date, guys.
00:23:33He'll only end up getting hurt.
00:23:51The real secret is, I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:24:04Alex, don't die.
00:24:10You really should.
00:24:13Stay, please.
00:24:33I know your secret.
00:24:36What secret?
00:24:42It's about me, isn't it?
00:24:52Alex, tell me everything.
00:25:19It's just a dream.
00:25:23Don't leave.
00:25:27That looks like a real mistake.
00:25:29Stay.
00:25:50Alex.
00:25:55Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:25:58I had to impress you somehow.
00:26:00Breakfast is a solid strategy.
00:26:13Check it out.
00:26:15Chef Alex's world famous real cheese Michelin star pending.
00:26:22To survive a crime scene?
00:26:25Hey, I aced sandwich making class at summer camp.
00:26:41Well, it tastes better than it looks.
00:26:44So, am I a boyfriend material or what?
00:27:00Hey, babe.
00:27:02Can't wait to see you at St. Madam today.
00:27:04Miss you lots.
00:27:06Your fiance.
00:27:07Alex, he doesn't date, guys.
00:27:12You'll only end up getting hurt.
00:27:15Hey, you okay?
00:27:17You can drop the act now.
00:27:20No one's around here to impress.
00:27:23What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:29Forget it.
00:27:30I'm heading to the library.
00:27:32Xavier, wait.
00:27:34You didn't even eat anything.
00:27:40Come on.
00:27:43Damn it.
00:27:45You're John's kids, right?
00:27:46Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:27:48He sold the house.
00:27:50The debt should be cleared.
00:27:51But he didn't pay me a single cent?
00:27:54Oh, shit.
00:27:55O'Dib is that old bastard.
00:27:57You're a skid.
00:27:58Either you settle his debt,
00:27:59or I'll start taking pieces.
00:28:01That's between you and him.
00:28:04Leave me out of it.
00:28:06Ow.
00:28:08Ow.
00:28:09You're definitely involved now.
00:28:20Back off, asshole.
00:28:21Who the fuck?
00:28:22You tried to make that in your...
00:28:28Two grants.
00:28:30Two days of the old man.
00:28:31He shot a kidney.
00:28:36You okay?
00:28:38Are you okay?
00:28:39Are you okay?
00:28:42Am I okay?
00:28:44Look at your face.
00:28:45You idiot.
00:28:46Why did you do that?
00:28:48I've gone a bit overboard.
00:28:54You need to go to the hospital now.
00:28:56Come on.
00:28:59It looks like an old fracture's reopened.
00:29:03You need to rest.
00:29:05And no more football for the rest of the season.
00:29:10Or maybe forever.
00:29:16I just wrecked your whole future.
00:29:19Your entire dream.
00:29:22Hey.
00:29:23You matter way more than for the rest.
00:29:25You're seriously insane.
00:29:29You need to go to the hospital now.
00:29:31Since this is technically your fault.
00:29:34You definitely owe me.
00:29:35Right?
00:29:38And what exactly do you want?
00:29:41Move in with me.
00:29:42You can be my personal nurse.
00:29:48Fine.
00:29:50I guess it's the least I could do.
00:29:58Feed me.
00:29:59No.
00:30:00Absolutely not.
00:30:08Okay.
00:30:08Fine.
00:30:10One bite.
00:30:11That's it.
00:30:13Here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:30:27Can you bite now?
00:30:29I get started.
00:30:30Then I have to finish it one time.
00:30:38And remember, no strenuous activity, especially involving your shoulder.
00:30:45What if Xavier's on tap?
00:30:50Kids these days.
00:30:54You are impossible.
00:30:56Hey.
00:30:57This is a love story, babe.
00:31:00Understanding character.
00:31:01Fine.
00:31:02If that's what it takes.
00:31:12Welcome home, babe.
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:16One arm.
00:31:17Wet floor.
00:31:19Potential drowning hazard.
00:31:21Will help.
00:31:23Nice try.
00:31:24You'll manage.
00:31:26Nice try.
00:31:32Xavier, help.
00:31:43You're unbelievable.
00:31:46Unbelievably charming, maybe.
00:31:56Just stop it.
00:31:57Put your clothes back on.
00:32:01You're blushing.
00:32:03No, I'm not.
00:32:06Well, this.
00:32:08If it drops,
00:32:10I'll take it as a sign you want me.
00:32:17You really are insane.
00:32:22You can start here.
00:32:30Careful.
00:32:31My scalp's more fragile than my reputation.
00:32:34Shut up.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:58You think this is funny?
00:33:00I'm joking.
00:33:02Am I a punchline to you?
00:33:04A campaign prompt?
00:33:07No, I stuck around because I felt bad for you.
00:33:10And this is how you treat me.
00:33:17Did I overreact?
00:33:20I'm sorry, okay?
00:33:24But...
00:33:25What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:34What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:39I thought I hated you.
00:33:43Turns out,
00:33:44I just hated how much I wanted you.
00:33:47Unless we make it real.
00:33:53At first,
00:33:54I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:01Signing that stupid contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:08Then...
00:34:08When everything fell apart...
00:34:12When I started losing the election,
00:34:14you stepped in.
00:34:17I could look into your laptop.
00:34:19You didn't have to,
00:34:20but you saved me.
00:34:22What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:24And when I saw him that close to you,
00:34:27it hurt more
00:34:28than losing my damn election
00:34:31ever could have.
00:34:34So...
00:34:37Would you consider
00:34:38making this fear with me?
00:34:54Forget what I said.
00:35:06That was sure.
00:35:48Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:35:51I caught you stealing kisses.
00:35:54You know, it's a serious crime.
00:35:57I guess you're just going to have to arrest me then, officer.
00:36:02You are way too addictive.
00:36:06I need rehab.
00:36:10Sorry, no can do.
00:36:14We've got a campaign to salvage.
00:36:16Interviews lined up.
00:36:19You're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:36:27Sounds like you prefer me dressed.
00:36:30Disappointing.
00:36:31For you elected, actually.
00:36:43Dude, your poll numbers went way up after that speech.
00:36:47I mean, check this out.
00:36:48You're practically senior year Tom Holland.
00:36:50Charming, relatable, but still hot enough for thirst edits.
00:36:54So you're saying my chances are looking good again.
00:36:57Dude, you are literally back up to number one.
00:36:59It's all positive comments.
00:37:01But how did you pull this off?
00:37:04I mean, Xavier used to be against this whole thing.
00:37:06Now you've got him editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:37:10Maybe because we're actually together.
00:37:12I was going to say he was like your mom, but yeah.
00:37:16Lovers works too.
00:37:18What kind of black magic witchcraft did you pull to get Mr. Sheldon Cooper to fake date you?
00:37:28I didn't pull anything.
00:37:29I literally just fell for him.
00:37:37I caught feelings for him.
00:37:38That's really all it is.
00:37:40Wait.
00:37:41So you and him?
00:37:45Started fake, got real.
00:37:47But he's Xavier Miller.
00:37:49I mean, he's practically an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:37:52Totally unreadable.
00:37:53That's just a surface code.
00:37:55You gotta go deeper.
00:37:57But look, I'm just saying it would make way more sense if he were using you for some play.
00:38:03For what exactly?
00:38:05Don't forget, bro used to be your biggest competitor.
00:38:09If this is some sort of long con and he flips on you at the last second...
00:38:14Nobody's that going to fake me.
00:38:16I trust him.
00:38:24Hey, babe.
00:38:24We were just talking about you.
00:38:35Oh, God.
00:38:37It's actually real.
00:38:48Job hunting?
00:38:50You don't need to pay me back.
00:38:51I thought I made that clear.
00:38:54I know you don't have to worry about this stuff, but I do.
00:38:57It's just...
00:38:58Planning ahead.
00:39:00Figuring things out for myself.
00:39:02Well...
00:39:03The only thing we need to figure out right now...
00:39:05Is how to get some sleep.
00:39:13Seriously?
00:39:14Can I ever sleep like a normal person?
00:39:17Normal's boring.
00:39:19I'm one of the kind.
00:39:22No, you're pressing me.
00:39:24Move.
00:39:25Make me.
00:39:25Move.
00:39:29Nice.
00:39:40No, you're thinking.
00:39:42Oh, God.
00:39:44Uh...
00:39:45What?
00:39:49Oh, God.
00:39:51Oh, God.
00:39:51Oh, God.
00:39:53Oh, God.
00:39:54Oh, God.
00:39:55Oh, God.
00:39:55Oh, God.
00:40:00Hey, it's wrapped up practice. Thought I'd swing by and pick you up. We can go home
00:40:04together. Swing by? You're half the city away. Fine, you got me. I missed you. Plus, I'm
00:40:11starving and only your pasta will do. I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:40:18Customer, gotta go. See you at home. Hey, welcome. What can I get you? Coffee, black.
00:40:24And a little bit of you. What are you doing here? Had some business nearby. Better drop
00:40:31in. One block coffee coming up. By the way, did you hear? Apparently, Alex is planning
00:40:41dumping your ass. Excuse me? His fiance is flying in next week. Yeah, our dad arranged everything.
00:40:49Apparently, he sees you out of the picture. So. Enjoy. Thanks. You call me anytime sexy.
00:41:19All right. Just what we need right now. So, no, leave it. Is he bothering you again? Same old,
00:41:28stirring the pot. Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:41:38So, it's true. I was going to tell you once things were sorted. I just didn't want to stress
00:41:44you out. What? So, now I'm just some fragile little thing that you need to protect?
00:41:49Listen, I don't even know her. She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:41:53So, why keep it a secret then? What's the point? I was just scared of losing you.
00:42:06Let's get out of here. So, we're good? No. But, we still got roles to play and right now
00:42:15I need my boyfriend costume. I'll go in first. You park the car. I'll leave him a goodbye kiss.
00:42:41Hey, I have an appointment. A friend booked it for me. Appointments must be confirmed by the client
00:42:46directly. And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:42:57So, judgey. Sheesh. Delighted to see you, Ms. Brown. How can I help you today?
00:43:04You're Alex's friend, right?
00:43:08Yeah.
00:43:11Serpent. But he doesn't have...
00:43:13Do you want to keep your job?
00:43:15Right this way, sir.
00:43:19Thanks. You don't happen to be a friend of us, too?
00:43:27Something like that.
00:43:29He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew I was Alex's fiance.
00:43:41Mr. Watson, a pleasure, as always. Can I assist you with our new collection?
00:43:48Actually, I'm here shopping for my boyfriend.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do you have to announce a gentleman?
00:43:55I can tweet it out if you prefer.
00:43:57Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:44:01Step one to looking like you have your shit together.
00:44:04A suit that actually fits.
00:44:06This one was made for you.
00:44:08Try it on.
00:44:12Why do I need a suit?
00:44:13It's you who's running for student body president.
00:44:16No, we both are.
00:44:19To the fitting room.
00:44:28So Valro cut.
00:44:30Flawless.
00:44:31And now,
00:44:32the right pair of kicks to pull it all together.
00:44:39You don't have to do that.
00:44:41I want to.
00:44:42Because you're worth it.
00:44:49Looking good.
00:44:52Just need a touch more tailoring.
00:45:05Lose the jacket.
00:45:07Wait, what are you doing?
00:45:08Relax.
00:45:09I'm not going to eat here.
00:45:12Just measuring.
00:45:2930-inch waist.
00:45:32Someone needs some carbs in your life.
00:45:35It's still bad.
00:45:36And I guess I'll just have to kiss you until you forget me.
00:45:44Mr. Watson, your suit is ready.
00:45:48Thanks.
00:45:48Just leave it out there.
00:45:57Smile.
00:46:07The truth always comes out.
00:46:14Mark?
00:46:14What's up?
00:46:15Emergency.
00:46:16Get to school right now.
00:46:18Things just blew up.
00:46:24Finally, come here.
00:46:25Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:46:27Worse.
00:46:28We have a new opponent,
00:46:29and she is rising fast at him.
00:46:30We have to do something.
00:46:32She?
00:46:32Yeah.
00:46:33Laura Brown,
00:46:34the daughter of a crime family billionaire.
00:46:37Laura.
00:46:37Wait, you know her?
00:46:39At the tailor shop,
00:46:39she acted like she knew you.
00:46:41She does.
00:46:44She's my fiance.
00:46:45Fiance?
00:46:47When were you planning on killing us?
00:46:49It was arranged by my dad.
00:46:50I honestly really know her.
00:46:51Well, she seems to know plenty about YouTube.
00:46:54She's transferred in.
00:46:55She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:46:57And your numbers are dropping fast.
00:46:59This can't just be a coincidence.
00:47:01Exactly.
00:47:02It isn't.
00:47:02She's transferred in,
00:47:03and it's not just about winning the election.
00:47:05This is personal.
00:47:07If they find out about the arranged marriage,
00:47:10it's game over.
00:47:11She'll win by a month.
00:47:12Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:47:14We don't have time for that.
00:47:16Let me handle her.
00:47:18Sounds exciting.
00:47:21Why are you doing this?
00:47:23Maybe because you've got a secret boyfriend?
00:47:27As far as I'm concerned,
00:47:29we only met once.
00:47:30It was to get our parents off our backs.
00:47:32Nothing more.
00:47:32You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:47:34I'm way more interesting than...
00:47:38You want a fair fight?
00:47:40Fine.
00:47:40But play dirty again,
00:47:41I'll stop being so lonely.
00:47:48Big words.
00:47:51We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:48:07No.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Get out.
00:48:09You're not welcome here.
00:48:11Relax.
00:48:12I'm just here to chat.
00:48:14You want to get into grad school at Princeton, right?
00:48:19Lifelong dream?
00:48:21Well, this is signed by the vice president.
00:48:25Guaranteed entry.
00:48:30No.
00:48:32You're bribing me.
00:48:34I'm not going to fall for it.
00:48:37I figured you'd say that.
00:48:39But my dad, he doesn't take no well.
00:48:43And your dad, poor John,
00:48:45he owes people money.
00:48:48People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:48:51Leave my father out of this.
00:48:54And don't force me to call him favors.
00:49:00Relax.
00:49:01I'm not going to steal your boyfriend.
00:49:04Just showing you a better future.
00:49:07Love is overrated anyway.
00:49:11Yeah, maybe to you.
00:49:14To Alex, too.
00:49:18By the way, has he wished you happy birthday yet?
00:49:32You need a lift?
00:49:33It'll cost you a bottle of water from the trunk.
00:49:36Fine.
00:49:38He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:49:45Happy birthday, babe.
00:49:54Now, he can finally type the letter M with A in love.
00:49:56Happy birthday.
00:49:57Thanks, Alex.
00:50:00I think he's more of a shame.
00:50:11I know you're not big on surprises, but I couldn't help myself.
00:50:15I don't mind the mister from you.
00:50:23Listen, I'm not a romantic.
00:50:25I'm not going to play a violin outside your window or write you poetry.
00:50:31Hey, you bought me a laptop.
00:50:33I think that's pretty romantic.
00:50:35And practical.
00:50:37Point is,
00:50:40I mean this.
00:50:42Us.
00:50:44I'm all in.
00:50:45For real.
00:50:48I don't need violence, serenades, or poetry.
00:50:51I just need you.
00:50:54You've got me.
00:51:06Let's go back to yours.
00:51:13What would you do if I caught him from left right now?
00:51:15I'd cry like an idiot.
00:51:17So don't even think about it.
00:51:19I don't.
00:51:35Babe.
00:51:37That's supposed to help you ace exams, not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:51:41I tracked the TruthHunter account that leaked our contract.
00:51:46It's someone local.
00:51:49It's gotta be someone at school.
00:51:52Anything more?
00:51:54They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:52:00Laura?
00:52:11She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws here.
00:52:14We should expose her.
00:52:16If we do that, she'll twist it.
00:52:18Make us look like the bullies.
00:52:19What else can we do?
00:52:21If people find out about our engagement,
00:52:23they'll believe her side.
00:52:24It's technically true.
00:52:25I am engaged.
00:52:25Then why?
00:52:30Hey, I have an idea.
00:52:32How about some viral couples TikToks?
00:52:35Wholesome stuff?
00:52:36Charity angle?
00:52:38I mean, that works well.
00:52:42Fine.
00:52:43Let's do it.
00:52:55Did you do that on purpose?
00:52:56Yep.
00:53:15Perfect.
00:53:16And cut.
00:53:17Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:53:23Today, we are joined by the viral campus couple,
00:53:26Alex Watson and Xavier Miller.
00:53:28Welcome.
00:53:29Hey, everyone.
00:53:30Happy to be here.
00:53:31First question blowing up the chat.
00:53:33Why did you guys join this project?
00:53:36Growing up, books weren't my only escape.
00:53:38Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:53:40It's important for me to pass that on.
00:53:43Plus, it's like the only thing we'd never fight about.
00:53:47Hey, guys.
00:53:48Sorry to interrupt.
00:53:49I'm Alex's friend.
00:53:52Quick question from the comments.
00:53:55Since you're both queer, thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:54:00Like, is it just doing what you gotta do, or is there more to it?
00:54:11Deception?
00:54:12Isn't that Laura Brown?
00:54:15Why do Alex and Xavier look so panicked?
00:54:18Just curious, guys.
00:54:20If someone has a fiancé and a secret boyfriend at the same time,
00:54:25who's the real side piece?
00:54:27Fiancé?
00:54:27What the fuck is going on?
00:54:29Who's lying?
00:54:30Good question.
00:54:31Maybe there's more going on than people think.
00:54:34What's worse?
00:54:36People keeping secrets or people leaking them anonymously?
00:54:42Touche.
00:54:45Hey, all right.
00:54:48Back on track.
00:54:49Xavier, what's your favorite childhood book?
00:54:53The Hobbit.
00:54:55Growing up, I always wanted my own cozy little hobbit hole.
00:55:01What the hell are you doing?
00:55:03Are you trying to ruin...
00:55:04Wait and see.
00:55:14Are you out of your life?
00:55:16I'm your fiancé.
00:55:18There's just one little kiss.
00:55:19What's the big deal?
00:55:20You and I both know that this engagement would never happen.
00:55:24Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:55:28That's pathetic.
00:55:30Even for you.
00:55:31Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:55:34Threatening him behind my back?
00:55:36That's crossing the line.
00:55:38Good.
00:55:39Maybe you should keep a better eye on him.
00:55:41Next time, things might get uglier.
00:55:45What exactly is it that you've won for me, Laura?
00:55:48Everything that I'm entitled to.
00:55:57Xavier, get to the shop right now.
00:56:00Why, what's wrong?
00:56:06Fuck my life.
00:56:16He threatened to smash the windows if you didn't show.
00:56:18Scared off every customer we had.
00:56:20I'm sorry.
00:56:21I'll handle it.
00:56:22Just give me a minute.
00:56:23No, we're done.
00:56:24You're fired.
00:56:24I can't keep dealing with this.
00:56:29What do you want?
00:56:30Why don't you call your rich boyfriend?
00:56:35Uh, what's his name?
00:56:38Alex.
00:56:40Tell him we need some money.
00:56:42Daddy needs a bailout.
00:56:45You sold the home mom left us.
00:56:48You abandoned me.
00:56:49And now you want a bailout?
00:56:51You ungrateful brat.
00:56:55Sleeping with me.
00:56:57Humiliating our family.
00:56:59I should have sold you off when I had the chance.
00:57:03Next time I see you, make sure the syndicate knows exactly where you are.
00:57:11You ungrateful brat.
00:57:13You think you have loved me now just because you got yourself a rich boyfriend.
00:57:18Hey, what the heck?
00:57:19You care of me?
00:57:20I can only find you, old man.
00:57:22Who are you?
00:57:24I'm sorry.
00:57:25Please don't hurt me.
00:57:27I'll give you the money.
00:57:28Oh, that's too late for that.
00:57:30Please, please.
00:57:31I'm taking you.
00:57:38Where were you today after the live stream?
00:57:41Just to the library.
00:57:43The library.
00:57:44After what happened?
00:57:47I was going around school, collecting feedback, and I got some ideas that could boost your poll numbers.
00:57:51Can we please not talk about the election right now?
00:57:56I am so tired.
00:58:03So that's it?
00:58:04You're just giving up?
00:58:06Letting your fiancé take over?
00:58:09What's that supposed to mean?
00:58:12Is there something going on with Laura that I should know about?
00:58:16Can we please just not do this right now?
00:58:24Maybe we should take a break.
00:58:28Xavier, wait.
00:58:36I'm such an idiot.
00:58:37Thinking I actually meant something to him.
00:58:40Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:58:48Oh, Jesus.
00:58:50Mark, where's Alex?
00:58:51I've been calling.
00:58:52He's at the frat house.
00:58:53Last minute vote grabbing.
00:58:55He's not checking his messages.
00:58:57Not even mine.
00:58:59Election day is tomorrow.
00:59:00He's got to be locked in.
00:59:07Are you all right?
00:59:08Do you need help?
00:59:10No.
00:59:11I'm fine.
00:59:12I'll handle it.
00:59:15Of course.
00:59:17He has people, goals, life.
00:59:21I've only ever had him.
00:59:31What am I supposed to do now?
00:59:38Want to make a deal?
00:59:42Your dad owes money to three different gangs, including mine.
00:59:46Please don't hurt him.
00:59:48I'll figure something out.
00:59:50You can't afford it.
00:59:53Besides, it's the Genueno family who took him.
00:59:5724 hours to pay up, or they start sending body parts.
01:00:03What am I supposed to do?
01:00:08Sign this, and I'll clear your dad's debt.
01:00:15But, there's one condition.
01:00:18You have to break up with Alex, for good.
01:00:25Where was he, when you needed him the most?
01:00:30Can I, please, not talk about the election right now?
01:00:35I am so tired.
01:00:48Better keep your work.
01:00:52Browns don't lie.
01:01:00Xavier isn't answering my calls.
01:01:02What did you do?
01:01:04Me?
01:01:05I only saved his father's skin and paid off his debt.
01:01:09He should be banking me.
01:01:11Debt?
01:01:12What debt?
01:01:13Why didn't Xavier tell me?
01:01:15Maybe because he dumped you?
01:01:20You made it pretty clear that you're finished.
01:01:26No way.
01:01:28He wouldn't.
01:01:30I need to talk to him.
01:01:42Why did you tell Laura we broke up?
01:01:44Because it's true.
01:01:45Look, the whole reason why I even dated you was to get into Princeton.
01:01:48Laura sorted that out for me.
01:01:49And she bailed my dad out.
01:01:51Our deal's done.
01:01:53So you're dumping me for a college recommendation.
01:01:57Without her, my dad would be Ted.
01:02:01And you just throw around the word love while holding a contract over my head.
01:02:06Like I'm just another stunt to boost your votes.
01:02:12Xavier.
01:02:13Stop.
01:02:14This was never about the contract.
01:02:18I love you, okay?
01:02:19Don't push me away.
01:02:20Love.
01:02:22No, I'm just another song story to you.
01:02:25Up there on your throne, treating me like a charity case.
01:02:28I'm done.
01:02:31You know that's not true.
01:02:34You know me.
01:02:35Do I?
01:02:39You wake up in silk sheets while drinking your fancy coffee.
01:02:44I don't even know where I'm going to sleep tonight.
01:02:48We're worlds apart.
01:02:54Except for me.
01:02:55Please.
01:02:56Don't do this.
01:02:59Stay away from me, Alex.
01:03:05You make me sick.
01:03:15Get out of my life, we're done
01:03:22I said get out
01:03:37I'm so sorry Alex, that was the hardest thing I've ever done
01:03:42Sign this and I'll clear your dad's debt
01:03:48But there's one condition
01:03:51You have to break up with Alex
01:03:54For good
01:03:58I can't do that
01:04:01Imagine I post a viral TikTok
01:04:04As the heartbroken fiance
01:04:07Betrayed by her closeted boyfriend
01:04:11Alex won't just lose the election
01:04:15He'll lose everything
01:04:19You're twisting the truth
01:04:22The truth is whatever people believe
01:04:25He's already losing support
01:04:27And his family's backing is next
01:04:32Do you really want to just watch him lose everything else?
01:04:37You're dead weight, Xavier
01:04:40And we both know it
01:04:45My family can lift him up
01:04:50You'll only drag him down
01:04:53Alex
01:04:55You're the best thing that's ever happened to me
01:04:58I won't be the reason your life falls apart
01:05:02So
01:05:04You got a sign?
01:05:07You better keep your word
01:05:10Browns don't lie
01:05:33Did you forget our agreement?
01:05:42You want me to drop out of the election?
01:05:45Fine
01:05:47In return
01:05:48You cut off Xavier
01:05:49And introduce me
01:05:51As your fiance
01:05:54If not
01:05:56I'll email every voter
01:05:58The proof that your relationship
01:05:59Was fake from the start
01:06:02You'll lose
01:06:04Everything
01:06:14Get
01:06:15Out
01:06:26Love or legacy, Alex?
01:06:31Choose wisely
01:06:42Our deal's done
01:06:44Stay away from me, Alex
01:06:49You make me sick
01:07:11Thanks, Xavier
01:07:16I'll be back
01:07:28I'll be back
01:07:30I'll be back
01:07:31I'll be back
01:07:31I'll be back
01:07:31I'll be back
01:07:32I'll be back
01:07:32I'll be back
01:07:32I'll be back
01:07:32I'll be back
01:07:33I'll be back
01:07:33I'll be back
01:07:33I'll be back
01:07:33I'll be back
01:07:34I'll be back
01:07:34I'll be back
01:07:34I'll be back
01:07:37I'll be back
01:07:40Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
01:07:46Alex! Alex! Alex!
01:07:47Alex! Alex! Alex! Alex!
01:07:51Hi, I'm Alex Watson. And today, I am standing here as...
01:08:01A liar.
01:08:03Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship.
01:08:07I signed a contract.
01:08:10Seriously? What a fake.
01:08:13You lied to all of us.
01:08:19I started as fake. But then, I fell for him.
01:08:25I've never met anyone like Xavier.
01:08:29Hey! This is Saint Mountain College. It's not a fucking pub.
01:08:35You okay, bro?
01:08:40He gave me the brush off. Cold as ice.
01:08:47I thought that he was just some...
01:08:49...errican genius who didn't have time for a guy like me.
01:08:55It all started with a stupid on-stage accident.
01:09:01Kiss.
01:09:03I want you to be my boyfriend.
01:09:06You investigated me.
01:09:08Yay!
01:09:10Oh my God!
01:09:13We need people to buy this, right?
01:09:18Unless we make it real.
01:09:21You don't have to do that.
01:09:23I want to.
01:09:24Happy birthday, babe.
01:09:25Because you're worth it.
01:09:27I mean this.
01:09:28Us.
01:09:29I'm all in.
01:09:30For real.
01:09:31I just need you.
01:09:36Xavier.
01:09:38Listen to me.
01:09:39I know you're watching.
01:09:41Fuck the election.
01:09:44Fuck family expectations.
01:09:46Fuck football.
01:09:48None of it matters without you.
01:09:50You are the only thing I have ever truly wanted.
01:10:05The votes are in and the new student body president is...
01:10:09Alex Watson!
01:10:12Alex, come on up and give your speech.
01:10:16Where is he?
01:10:23You idiot.
01:10:33What are you doing here?
01:10:34You just won the election.
01:10:36Screw the election.
01:10:37It's you I want.
01:10:40But...
01:10:42He's winning then everything to you.
01:10:45Not if everyone is losing you.
01:10:54You are such a reckless asshole.
01:10:57But that was pretty sweet.
01:11:00Winning you beats any election.
01:11:06Alright, that line was a solid time.
01:11:15It's with all this construction.
01:11:17Are they building something?
01:11:18Close.
01:11:19It's a dedicated make-out spot.
01:11:21Presidential access only.
01:11:25I think I'll maybe try to optimize it.
01:11:27Hey.
01:11:28I'm just keeping my campaign promises.
01:11:35He remembers.
01:11:37The football kit budget was inflated 230%.
01:11:41Money that could have paid for transport for students working late.
01:11:45Of course I did.
01:11:46It was the first time someone called me out for real.
01:11:49It stuck.
01:11:51Already testing out the new spot?
01:11:54Bold.
01:11:55What now?
01:11:59Relax.
01:12:00And hear her say goodbye.
01:12:02Goodbye.
01:12:05Turns out our dads officially saw reason.
01:12:07The engagement's officially canceled.
01:12:10You're free, Alex.
01:12:12Just like that?
01:12:13I'm not even worth fighting for?
01:12:14He let her finish.
01:12:16Truth is, I didn't want to marry you either.
01:12:20And why did you try to come between us?
01:12:24I just wanted to prove myself.
01:12:27To my parents.
01:12:29To everyone.
01:12:34But, watching how fiercely you two stood by each other.
01:12:38Honestly, I envy that.
01:12:41The prince and things still stand, Prisade.
01:12:43You are in touch.
01:12:45Thanks, Flora.
01:12:48I'm off to Paris.
01:12:49New family business venture.
01:12:52Maybe see y'all sometime.
01:12:59Think she'll be okay?
01:13:01She'll be fine.
01:13:02She's tougher than both of us.
01:13:03her house.
01:13:12I love you, Mr. Plot.
01:13:15I love you.
01:13:16It's not the master blocking, Mr. Plot.
01:13:19All the way around you.
01:13:21I love you.
01:13:23I love you.
01:13:25It's not the master blocking, Mr. Plot.
01:13:26New family business.
01:13:27I love you.
01:13:31My best.
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