00:00Let's do it. Here we go. With the evening gown competition, here's sweet Georgia Brown first, attired in a sequined...
00:10Give me your best shot at this time.
00:12Okay, a sequined, black, full-length gown. I'm not even good at that.
00:21Well, I give up my opportunity to make the description.
00:25But I wonder if maybe, now that they've done this, if we ought to ask them a traditional question like what they're going to do for world peace or something like that.
00:36You think we ought to get into that?
00:37No, I don't think so. Because I think probably what's... I know what's on Miss Texas' mind is probably getting in the ring with sweet Georgia Brown.
00:46But you remember, there's a third contestant here today, too.
00:49Sweet Georgia Brown. That's right. We expanded.
00:52And here comes, from Dallas, Texas, dressed out in a gold...
00:58Is that Lame? I don't know those things.
01:00I don't know what a Lame is.
01:01Okay. But Miss Texas!
01:04Looking good.
01:06She is the second of our Miss USWA contestants.
01:11And our late entry that Ellie Marlin informed us he had entered into it.
01:18Coming out will be Susan Sapphire, who I think most of the USWA fans will know.
01:26Here she comes right now in her evening gown, Miss Susan Sapphire.
01:33In the first phase, and I think our fans over there have already made part of a decision.
01:41Part of the decision apparently has been made. I guess we'll...
01:44She's not looking too happy about this. Smile, Susan. That's very important. Well...
01:49Okay, this is the part where Dave does the Burt Parks part and sings,
01:54Here she comes, Miss America. Is that right?
01:57I left the music in the car, huh?
01:59Okay, second part.
02:01There's the music. No, I'm not gonna sing. Don't worry.
02:04The first Miss USWA challenge. We've had the evening gowns. We had a slight edge. Whoa!
02:13And here comes Reggie B. Fine leading out his lady, Sweet Georgia Brown in the swimsuit.
02:22All of this put together by Reggie B. Fine due to a challenge which happened,
02:26I forget if it was last week or a couple of weeks ago,
02:29between Sweet Georgia Brown right here and Miss Texas who will be out in just a moment.
02:34Reggie B. Fine organized this USWA pageant.
02:39Three parts. Evening gown was first.
02:42A slight edge in that to Miss Texas as the fans were voting.
02:47And here is Sweet Georgia Brown in the swimsuit competition.
02:51Here comes Susan Sapphire who was a late entry into the contest
02:55but demanded to be included here today.
02:57That's right. She contacted Eddie Marlin and said I have a presence in the USWA
03:02and hers a very short appearance out here.
03:06And she, uh, Eddie called and said that she was the third contestant to put her in the contest
03:12and you just saw her very briefly out here.
03:15And we have one more to go and that is Miss Texas.
03:21And here she comes around the ring over by the people who are voting.
03:27That's not such a dumb move.
03:29That's a pretty smart move.
03:30He comes around, uh, the third contestant as he heads around his way.
03:38And the final contestant as a matter of fact in the, uh, in the swimsuit competition.
03:46That sequined silver jacket over the swimsuit.
03:50And there is our third contestant, Miss Texas.
03:55All right.
03:56I guess, Dave, it's time for us to do, uh, the bet.
03:59I think so.
04:00Now we're going to get the final, the final vote, everybody.
04:04Remember if you can put your eyes over this way.
04:10All right.
04:11We're going to have a vote first for the Miss USWA title for.
04:17Well, got, uh, all the roses here.
04:20Yeah.
04:21Present to you as the new, do you?
04:22No, no, no.
04:23No, you're not the new Miss USWA.
04:25No, not by any means.
04:26We have, uh, I think we have a winner declared though.
04:28Yes, sir.
04:29And I think the new Miss USWA as determined by the fans, uh, will be arriving here very shortly.
04:34It's a matter of fact.
04:35All right.
04:36Let's bring her out here right now.
04:38Our brand new champion.
04:40The Miss USWA champion.
04:45Miss Texas.
04:48Miss Texas.
04:49Yeah.
04:50You've had one now.
04:51Yeah, yeah.
04:53That's it.
04:54Well done.
04:55I and I'm going to work with this guy.
04:57Oh-oh!
04:58Hello.
04:59O-oh!
05:00Congratulations.
05:01All right, let us make the presentation of these gorgeous roses, a good battle and a,
05:02and a one-well-well-well-well.
05:03Look out!
05:04Look out!
05:05Oh, no!
05:06Oh, no!
05:072, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 3, 4, 4, 5, 5.
05:12Nothing like four losers, Reggie.
05:13You're behind this.
05:14Look out!
05:15RON, RON, RON, RON!
05:16RON, RON, RON, RON!
05:17RON, RON, RON, RON, RON.
05:18They didn't rig anything.
05:20We let the people go to it.
05:23Get her out of here.
05:25Susan Sapphire and Sweet Georgia Brown
05:28jumping on Miss Texas.
05:31A lot of weight.
05:32That's great.
05:34We end up with Bill Dundee
05:36winning the unified title
05:38and Big Daddy Cyrus jumps him.
05:41Miss Texas wins the Miss USWA title.
05:45Out comes Sweet Georgia Brown.
05:48Susan Sapphire, but don't forget
05:50it was Reggie B that put him up to it
05:53and beat her and tear up
05:55all of these beautiful roses.
06:00Hey, man.
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