00:00I take a drug for cholesterol, now.
00:03I would want to take a shot to be a billionaire,
00:06so I don't have to work anymore because I'm tired again.
00:08I'm tired all over again.
00:09Does Xanax come in a shot? No, I'm kidding.
00:11Stop picking on yourself shot.
00:14A shot that would just make money magically appear in my hands
00:17and I could spend it on any and everything I wanted.
00:19If I could take a shot that could give me the ability
00:22to speak every single language on earth, I'd love that.
00:25And then I could sing.
00:26Oh, global.
00:28More physical strength.
00:29I suppose I wouldn't mind being a little bit taller.
00:31I could take an extra inch or something
00:33and I hear that's actually a thing that people do.
00:36They'll probably break your kneecaps and...
00:38Which is actually like a body horror in and of itself
00:40that sounds horrible.
00:41So I would not do that.
00:42But if I could just click my hands, you know, yeah.
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