00:00Guess what? I'm going to the Super Bowl with Tim Watley.
00:05What?
00:05We went out for coffee last night and he offered me a ticket.
00:08But what about the label maker?
00:10Oh, well.
00:12Wait a minute, that's my ticket. You didn't even want to go.
00:15It was totally out of the blue.
00:17We went upstairs to his apartment, you know, to look for the label maker.
00:19So how did you get up there? Did I say you had to use the bathroom?
00:22No.
00:23Then how'd you get up there?
00:25I said, do you want to go upstairs?
00:27And there's your ticket.
00:28What?
00:30That's why you're going to the Super Bowl.
00:32Why?
00:33You go out with a guy one time, you ask him to go upstairs like you're Mae West.
00:40Of course he's going to try and get you alone for the weekend.
00:42You mean just because I asked him to go upstairs, he thinks he's going downtown?
00:47Obviously.
00:49You're crazy.
00:50Yeah, well, I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted and then he de-gifted
00:53and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
00:57I'll be right back.
00:59You're sighing.
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