00:00Danny is, uh, Danny's at his wedding.
00:02Come again?
00:03I was never married to him.
00:04All a big lie that I made up for.
00:06And while I'm at it telling the truth,
00:08I named my kids Poop after you.
00:10And I work for Danny.
00:11I'm his assistant.
00:12That's it.
00:13You two had a real connection.
00:16He's the greatest guy.
00:17And I might even be in love with him,
00:19but that doesn't really matter at this moment
00:21because he is getting married to another person right now.
00:25Ian and I are breaking up.
00:27What?
00:27Well, for starters, he's gay.
00:30That's a strong muscle right there.
00:31I'm squeezing.
00:33Deflin, I gotta tell you,
00:35last night with the ass grab of the coconut,
00:38a little bit of a red flag.
00:40I've seen him do that with the soap.
00:42Oh!
00:43Yeah, why didn't we try this truth-telling thing before?
00:47I don't know.
00:48It's nice to tell the truth.
00:50That's good.
00:51The truth is fun, isn't it?
00:52Like, were you telling the truth
00:53and you said you might be in love with me?
00:55I'm gonna go get a divorce.
00:56Good luck.
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