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EastEnders 22nd January 2026 (Full Episode)
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00:18Have you seen Oscar this morning, haven't you? You're joking. Didn't Peter go to work at the crack of dawn
00:24Any thoughts on how we're gonna run the wicked witch of the west out of town? I'll speak to Oscar
00:30You might think differently to them. Oh, you hope he's gonna wake up and realize you're father the year after all
00:36Disappointment lingers and you've given your kids more of it than most. You can talk
00:41Whatever
00:42Why don't you go and have your little father and son chat and come back to me after you crash and burned?
00:48Listen Cindy, whatever happens here. You said you'd back me up
00:52Make it so it just ain't my word against Jasmine
00:55Yeah, I will
01:00Oh
01:13Right so Raymond's had his breakfast. I'll take him to school. Thank you for having him last night
01:18Yeah, it's not no trouble at all is that we had a great night. Oh
01:22Well, you know we can make these overnights a regular thing
01:25That's only if you want to yeah, yeah, we'll have to see uh
01:30I've got a lot on me plate right now
01:32Everything all right?
01:34Yeah, yeah, it's just uh
01:36You know Sam's operation. I'll be heading to the hospital myself in a minute as soon as your lady gets it. Is it with Nigel?
01:42Yeah, Jack took Ricky over first thing
01:45Poor kid
01:46He's putting on a brave face, but he's worried sick
01:52You sure everything's all right?
01:55Yeah, just just leave it here. Just gonna be later now. Yeah, Raymond
02:00Come on. Let's go
02:02Get your bits
02:04Bye, Dad
02:05Bye, mate
02:06What's up?
02:12What's up, Oscar?
02:17Have you realized I'm telling the truth, yeah?
02:20Just give me a chance, all right? We'll sit down and have a chat
02:23So you're gonna say what?
02:24Oh, it wasn't me. I didn't do nothing. I don't even like women
02:29Right, so you're fully on Jasmine's side here
02:31So you know before Dad, the sad little show you do
02:34Please, please don't say you're leaving
02:37All right, I need you, Oscar
02:38I hope Lauren needs you. The boys need you
02:41Lauren's got her own family to worry about
02:43She'll be glad to have her spare room back
02:47Right, so you've just decided. That's it. You're leaving, yeah
02:52Make this any harder you never see me again
02:54Oh, remember that, er, gig we was talking about, er, tickets gone sour tomorrow
03:07Oh, you're unbelievable
03:09I'm lying on my sickbed and you're trying to tap me up for my credit card
03:13I said I'd sort tickets out for the pair of you, didn't I?
03:15Yeah, we're gonna go together
03:18You know, when you're better
03:19Yeah, Mum?
03:21Yeah
03:24Right. Why don't you, er, heat up that vending machine
03:27Stop me getting a blood sugar crash
03:34Jack
03:38Listen, if something goes wrong, or
03:42I don't know, they don't manage to get it all out then
03:44stop no no please of all the blokes i've ever knocked around with her i'm so glad i had a baby
03:52with you just stop worrying you're gonna be fine yeah
03:56listen i'm gonna go and check see when they're getting up to you
04:03hey hey hey i'll leave if you're gonna get all sobby on me
04:17i thought you'd stood me up yeah well it's tempting i never did like hospitals much
04:26you and grant used to wrap me up in cotton wool
04:31you made me feel like nothing bad could ever happen to you
04:36and it can't all right i might watch
04:41oh this is um nice so what's the emergency
04:56well i've spoken with oscar he don't believe a word i'm saying and he's still planning on leaving
05:03young love eh do you know it's uh really hard being right so much of the time
05:10of course my son cindy all right if he leaves with her she's never gonna let me see him again is she
05:14probably
05:15what do you mean what do you mean probably well how is that gonna help me
05:19look if you want to get through to oscar you just have to make him see that jasmine
05:24isn't the person that she says she is he's in love with ernie then you've got to show him
05:29some proof i've been thinking if we can get him on our side long enough for him to listen
05:34i've tried all that that was you said we as in you and me and the only other person
05:41that oscar cares about apart from jasmine you know half the market's gossiping about you
05:48oh i'm not sure hanging out with walford scarlet woman's gonna do your reputation much good
05:54i can't hear you you know i know is that mom
06:05so how are we going to do this lauren comes home for lunch and we will be waiting
06:12mom what is it oh have you seen this stale old tart oh oh that's awful yes and it is false
06:20advertising i am anything but old it's probably just kids my eye
06:30hi sorry um how did phil sink you earlier well i tend to avoid him first thing because he's not
06:38really a morning person is he but um he was in good form yesterday at the party i don't know it
06:43just seemed like there was something more somehow well i'm off to the hospital now i mean
06:50i'll make sure he's on the app and up and then i'll check him yeah but but try not to tell him
06:54that i said anything because he gets grumpy when he thinks people care about him he does tell
07:00it yeah yeah sure see you later see ya
07:12right so what's all this oscar and jasmine right well no offense but what's it got to do with you
07:20i thought you said you're going to sort things out though i am i have been we ain't done a very good job
07:24of it have you i mean oscar's still leaving what no he ain't i've spoken to him no also have i
07:30all right he's just admitted it what have you've said lauren all right it obviously don't mean that
07:34much does it not compared to what jasmine's been feeling his head with
07:40i did sort of have a go at her last night in the vic i just told you to stay away from him
07:45oh yeah well done lauren yeah no wonder you don't want to be here says you the human wrecking ball
07:50anyone that gets too close to you their lives get ruined let alone if they're related to you that
07:55is enough you two just just annoy each other later i know jasmine the real jasmine and manipulative
08:04and cunning doesn't even cover it she's managed to fool everyone else out there and unless
08:10we tell oscar the truth we could lose him lauren you know i keep thinking about the other day at the
08:16memorial sort of family we used to be i mean this family is the only thing kicking me head above the water lauren
08:27always has been
08:30well wasn't it for you
08:34well let's just say the enemy of my enemy is my friend for a while anyway
08:46what do you need me to do
08:53i'm sure you won't do this last chance to back out you'll be missing out on kitty cuddles
09:01yeah
09:03mini mo's the only one in this family that really likes me
09:06sometimes i think she's the only one that's ever really liked me
09:08so he didn't want me anita definitely didn't want me
09:23it was my brother actually but uh we got separated
09:28separated why
09:36it's lauren you don't have to answer that could be important
09:40low stress means text or voice note important means ring
09:44i don't mean the rules
09:45your sis
09:50you all right
09:56yeah yeah sure um i'll be straight over
10:01louie's sick she needs to pick him up from school
10:05she wants me out with jimmy until peter gets back
10:08babe it's fine i'll be as quick as i can promise all right let's wait by the tube
10:14i'll call you
10:27i reckon if we squeeze another two machines in we could increase productivity by 25
10:33i don't know in this place has been running itself just fine as it is
10:37oh well can't stand in the way of progress can you anyway you've got a
10:40clearer space for uh your clean and collect bags
10:43what are you talking about we don't collect yeah you do as of wednesday says so on the poster
10:50ian biel that advertisement cost me a flipping fortune because of you it's ruined must have been
10:59some passing kids don't give me that no kid today would say stale old tart well i don't know what
11:05you're getting so high and mighty about i spent a hundred pound on those leaflets and for what
11:09for you to trash them you come for my advertising campaign i will come for yours what goes around
11:14comes around yeah i mean it comes around again and your nasty little advert gets spray painted again
11:19it's all right all right enough okay look i might not know anything about marketing but what i do
11:26know is you two could be making cash instead of fighting yeah sponsored silence you'd make a
11:30fortune how many loads of sheets and sales you send out to be cleaned every week right now if you
11:38was to offer her a little discount right she might in return recommend the calf or the chippy when she's
11:44checking her punishing we've all had enough of this yeah so make up and start negotiating yeah
11:54before word gets around what a pair of toddlers you are and both your businesses go bust
12:10louie isn't sick is he
12:13is it true are you still planning to go away with jasmine
12:18jasmine's waiting as soon as i meet up with her we're gone i'm sorry
12:25lorraine it don't mean i'm not grateful for everything you've done for me stay then i told
12:31you to follow your gut i thought you was gonna do the right thing not not just turn around and leave
12:36us jasmine needs to go and i need to be with her i'm sorry you haven't got a clue who the real jasmine is
12:41yeah you ain't my family so stay out of it yeah but i am what so you and him are in on this together
12:50the only thing we're in on is trying to do what's best for you he's our dad we have spent all week
12:58coming together trying to be a family again yeah and then he tried it on with my girlfriend no never
13:02dad if this is gonna be another lame remix of you mean the world to me please give me another chance listen
13:06to me all right i know what it's like to be in love yeah the other person becomes a part of
13:11you you can't see past them right that's that's why i know you're not gonna believe me over her are you
13:16that's why you need proof
13:24is she awake i can't tell well it can take a while you know come around but you see what went well
13:30i mean it's weird usually when she's in the room she can't stop talking well let's just enjoy
13:35that for a minute shall we we i heard that
13:44you're still here so it would be didn't i
13:49i thought you might have whisked nigel off to portugal while i was sleeping
13:54them drugs must be a lot stronger than we fall what are you off on a boy's trip away are you phil
13:59yeah well she uh she seems to think so doesn't she well i'm uh i'm glad feeling a bit better
14:07see you at home late all right
14:08um
14:18in a bit
14:22phil
14:25well i know she's done painkillers but uh you nigel down to portugal that was very specific
14:30especially with all the aggravation you've been having with julie over the care homes
14:36just keep your nuts out of my business yeah hey you're a mate phil you've been good to me
14:41but the way nigel's been this ain't a good idea why that's how you want to play isn't
14:50what do you see that sure i wasn't sure you'd come someone texts and offers me three thousand
15:13quid i'm gonna hear him out even if it is you assume you want something in return yeah yeah talk
15:21to oscar tell him the truth tell him i'm innocent
15:28i'm sorry about yesterday i was a bit heavy-handed
15:32i was just upset about oscar leaving just as i'm getting to know him again
15:35you're offering me money aren't you afraid i'm just gonna go buy two plane tickets
15:46no if oscar wants to go it's fine you can go
15:49i just rather he didn't thinking i'm capable of something like this
15:54but family's important jasmine you know that anyway right you you wouldn't have gone through
15:57this whole thing with zoe if you didn't believe that you don't know what i went through yeah but
16:01you ain't a machine are you you're human all right you love things you want things just like the rest
16:06of us so look i love oscar all right if you two want to go that's fine all right but i just need
16:13your help to put things right with him before you do that ain't right jasmine right it's not fair
16:21if the cat finds out you've gone yeah she'll be upset but you you'll call her wouldn't you from
16:24anywhere anywhere in the world speak to her speak to patrick
16:27oscar ain't gonna call me is he not if you split us up like this
16:46listen you can't be everything to him
16:50you just can't be it's just too much for you
16:52oh about five grand about five grand yeah well how does that sound yeah you get yourself set up
17:00yeah please i'm begging you
17:07have you got cash yeah yeah i have go get it then
17:22after this you guys can go to the printers and get in some new leaflets
17:45thank you army for showing us how silly we were being yeah yeah i mean we should be supporting each
17:50other not knocking each other down see it always want it ends well right now let's get down to
17:55business with the discount you put whoa whoa whoa hang on hang on i don't know how much extra
17:59business you're going to bring me and come on be fair it's got to be worth my while 50p off a boil
18:04wash you tight little well if that is your attitude i'll take my sheets elsewhere well from what i've
18:09heard they're only good for the incinerator vile nasty vain annoying oh no adieu isn't it eyes on
18:17yeah whatever you won't see my next move coming
18:31and just so we're clear what is it you want me to tell oscar just the truth
18:58right well it it just sounds like you want me to lie tell him that you're not a human sleaze and
19:06that you didn't try it on with me so why are you doing this well it's it's just lies lies lies and
19:14more lies what in the name of saving your relationship which is a total joke by the way
19:18if you really cared about oscar you would have shown up for him over the years but you didn't
19:25did you you are not fit to be a dad you're a sperm donor at best what and here you are trying to get
19:34me to to lie for you it's sick why are you saying all this i don't want your money i don't want to lie
19:42to the person i love i don't want to be like you oscar and i we are different is that it yeah you said
19:53old man oscar she's lying all right trust me you said i get proof and i have proof you ain't worth my
20:00time i'm done with you oscar oscar just wait will you you're having him on the phone that's old
20:12school i was pretty sure you'd make a recording you know broke out the old branding classics
20:19i was gonna stop me everything about you and your tragic little family
20:26i win
20:38why are you still here i told george he must have it wrong because there ain't no way phil is gonna risk
20:44getting banged up again you know what lexi is going through without her dad so what you're gonna
20:52really let albie and raymond go through that as well listen i ain't getting banged up all right you
20:56don't know that julie is nigel's wife it ain't up to you to take him to portugal or or wherever phil
21:05phil you know i'm right you've got your own life to think about and nigel nigel ain't got a life at
21:10all not anymore he hated in that care and all julie's about all she's about she's just waiting
21:15for him to die oh that's not fair and i gave my word to nigel i promised him that i'd be there for
21:20him right until the end you know not until not until he he couldn't recognize me anymore not until he
21:25it didn't suit me anymore but until the very end and the last time i checked yeah well he ain't dead
21:30yet this is wrong look i know i know you've got good intentions but for you for nigel this is wrong
21:39this is what nigel wants you don't know what he wants anymore phil look i'm sorry it hurts you but
21:44just just get out all right just get out look phil just listen to me listen you ain't my wife
21:50all right you ain't my wife you ain't even my friend so just get out out you and nigel
22:00around here you are surrounded by people who would bend over backwards to help and what you got in
22:10portugal right when things get bad when you're struggling are you gonna call and all this this it's
22:23it's just the old phil the phil that thinks he can handle it all by himself yeah oh remind me again
22:33how did that work out
22:46that's pathetic little plan didn't work for what you want to know before i leave wolford
22:49oscar wait can you just please think about the boys a minute they love you so much and i know you
22:55love them back sorry she's playing you oscar this is enough can we just go i just
22:59i want to say that i'm really sorry how i spoke to you yesterday it was out of order
23:06and your oscar's girlfriend's uh i should have more respect
23:13you two want to be together i get it but it's just the fact that you ran over there on the promise
23:18of a few grand so you two must know that you're not going to get very far without any cash
23:24just stick around for a bit you could spend some time with the boys let the dust settle with dad
23:33and and if you still really want to go when everybody's less upset then fine you know i'll
23:39do what i can to help it could take us weeks to find work we'll be on the streets by then it's not
23:43going to get to that baby we're going to work this out okay what she's saying it makes sense
23:47let dad in the house mouth off again at jasmine and i'm gone straight away i understand
24:03nice apology considering you didn't mean a word of it well here's something i do mean then
24:09stick around or i will go straight over to the vic and i will tell cat all about your little plans
24:26oscar hates me
24:30you'll be gone by the morning
24:31you must realize what jasmine's like maybe he just doesn't care max
24:50what do you want
24:52what you can't kick me when i'm down have you lauren's persuaded oscar to stay
24:56i just wanted you to know that this isn't over that any tiny part of me that felt sorry for you
25:06mother might have persuaded oscar to stay in touch after we'd gone
25:11it's dead
25:20well done lauren at least one of the brownings is pulling their weight around
25:24well i tried you know what else can i do you can remember who you're dealing with and get
25:29smarter mind you i don't think she saw you
25:34the last two people she'd expect to be working together
25:41how was your day with yolanda yeah good yeah i like yolanda
25:46listen you know uh how you and me were talking you know about uh going on a little adventure
25:55an adventure just you and me yeah yeah just you and me to uh to portugal do you remember portugal
26:01yeah right well do you think that that's something that you'd like to do
26:06do you understand what i'm saying i'm talking about us not you know us not living here anymore
26:21yeah yeah sounds fun
26:24much i need you that i know that you understand you know that that that's what you want you know
26:33well um well you you know me better than anyone else what do you think
26:42what do i think what do i think i think i think you deserve better than just sitting on a chair
26:49in the corner of a room because if all you're thinking about is it's the bad tasting
26:59you might not have any more good ones
27:05i'd like some more good ones please
27:11it's never too late for an adventure is it hey and uh
27:15um i promise promise it's a promise
27:26listen that'd be the taxi all right i'll tell him we'll be five minutes all right
27:30all right
27:36martin shut the door
27:47hello uncle phil
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