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00:00...mother and Amy over dinner.
00:01Hi guys, welcome back to Thoughtful.
00:05And we kind of fucked up this, I kind of fucked up the story again.
00:10I'm just that small.
00:14Now look, you can either end the story under these unfortunate circumstances,
00:19you have only yourself to blame for, by the way,
00:23or you can see what happens when Jane declines Thresher's ridiculous offer.
00:30Okay, fine, we'll do it once more.
00:34Jane struggles, a plus.
00:39Okay.
00:42I think we choose the right ending, that's fine.
00:53Okay.
00:57Welcome back to Park.
00:58Yeah, yeah.
01:07Yeah, he loves you, Jane.
01:13But what about us?
01:17I couldn't stand it.
01:19Just knowing you, you were with him.
01:21Even if it is only one night.
01:24What's one lousy night?
01:26What were you going to do, buy me pizza and expect the same thing?
01:29No, of course not.
01:32Jane, it's not that way.
01:34Buy pizza for people.
01:35I don't want you for a night.
01:36I want you for a lifetime.
01:39I've been searching for me, for you.
01:40It's not even that funny.
01:46Yeah, I don't, I don't understand why it's so funny.
01:51I'm going to keep that in the script.
01:54Is it really that funny?
01:55I'm going to use that.
01:56I'm going to fake that.
01:57I don't get the joke.
01:59Like, his moment, was it really that funny?
02:02Jane, it's not that way.
02:14I don't want you for a night.
02:16I want you for a lifetime.
02:18I've been searching for you.
02:21I mean, okay, maybe you're not perfect.
02:23Maybe you do like money too much.
02:25Maybe you are a daddy's girl.
02:27Maybe you are spoiled rotten, but you can't be bought.
02:30But that sort of thing only happens in movies.
02:33Who do you think you're kidding?
02:36Happens every day in the streets.
02:38How about a thousand for a couple of hours?
02:40Sure thing, buddy.
02:42Your place or mine.
02:44Whoa, you're disgusting.
02:46Then you two should be perfect together.
02:48He's all yours.
02:49Come on, Tiger, let's leave these love birds alone.
02:52Wait, whoa, wait a minute.
02:53Can't leave me here with her.
02:55What about the police?
02:56Call the police.
02:57Deal the deal.
02:59You called it.
03:01See, Thrasher, you can, my love.
03:03You just proved it.
03:04Don't worry, honey.
03:06He'll get his money's worth.
03:08He'll, help me.
03:09You can't, wait a minute.
03:10You can't leave me here.
03:11Okay.
03:24Okay, well, we, we did the, we did the ending.
03:44I want to thank you for what you did.
03:46That was very brave.
03:48No one's ever done anything like that for me.
03:50I messed up the ending again in the last video.
03:54So, I can't believe I'm so stupid that I messed up the ending.
04:01I love you so much.
04:03It's such a crazy world.
04:04I love you so much.
04:07This is so corny and cheesy and it's a stupid game.
04:16It doesn't even feel like a game.
04:18It feels more like a watching a slideshow.
04:24It's getting steamy in the asphalt jungle.
04:26I don't believe you've made it this far, especially with a score like yours.
04:31Has John won over Jane with his heroics?
04:34Will he finally turn his life around and marry the woman of his dreams?
04:38I have no idea.
04:39Or would you like to see something completely different?
04:44Oh, wow.
04:45Well, that all depends.
04:49Okay.
04:56I paid a lot of money for this, even through it's unrealistic and nothing ever happens like
05:05in real life.
05:07But I want the Hollywood ending.
05:10Eh, yeah.
05:11Give me the Hollywood ending.
05:15I've never felt like this before.
05:19Never.
05:20Me either.
05:21Ever.
05:23Yeah, so.
05:24Yep.
05:26Yep, we got the Hollywood ending.
05:29I think the last part was give me something different.
05:34So, we got the Hollywood ending.
05:36I mean, this is Hollywood.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:55Yeah, they're making out and kissing.
05:57Maybe we should go somewhere and park.
06:06Uh, uh, I mean, talk.
06:08Yeah, I'd like that.
06:09Park, talk.
06:10Talk or park?
06:11Talk, for now.
06:13Park, park.
06:13Just testing.
06:14Talk, park.
06:16Wines.
06:17You just cleared up my schedule.
06:19Can't even get your floors away.
06:21Ah, I know.
06:35John, I want to know everything about you.
06:38Where you live.
06:39What kind of work you do.
06:40That's so God-awful important.
06:41I like a man who...
06:42Hey, she wants to know everything about you.
06:44What if you're about that?
06:45Ah, ah, ah, ah, Jane, hold on a sec.
06:47I don't want us to get started on the wrong foot here.
06:50There's something you have to know.
06:52Yes?
06:52What is it, dear?
06:54Well, you see, it's about my work.
06:56Um, um, um, um, I'm really a plumber.
07:01Oh, I just love your sense of humor.
07:02You're such a joker.
07:03No, I'm serious.
07:04I'm really a plumber.
07:06John, plumbers don't wear ties.
07:08Now, come on, stop fooling around.
07:10I know.
07:11Why don't we get something to eat?
07:12I'm hungry.
07:13Okay.
07:13Do you have plans for dinner?
07:14Ah, no.
07:14I don't have plans for dinner anymore.
07:16Why don't we go to my place?
07:17I'll cook something for you.
07:19You cook?
07:20Well, if it doesn't work out, we can call for pizza.
07:22That sounds great.
07:24What?
07:24I can't call my pizza.
07:26It doesn't matter.
07:27You've got me eating out of your hand already.
07:29Okay.
07:33Now, let's just pretend I was a plumber.
07:36Would it matter to you?
07:37No, stop it.
07:38You're such a jokester.
07:40I'm really a plumber.
07:40What's up with these long angles?
07:43I don't know.
07:43Okay.
07:43What's up with these long cutscenes?
07:47Would it matter?
07:49John, I love who you are right now.
07:50What's wrong with being an account rep?
07:52Okay.
07:52What's the big deal?
07:54Why do you want to be someone you're not?
07:55Just be yourself, John.
07:57I'm trying.
07:58I'm trying.
07:59Just so long.
07:59You're not a lawyer.
08:01Don't insult me, James.
08:02I'd rather be a plumber.
08:05Okay.
08:07Are you sure you want to meet my mother?
08:09There's a lot of cutscenes.
08:12Okay, we got the Hollywood ending.
08:14Okay, fine.
08:15Anyways, yeah, that's the Hollywood ending.
08:19I'm not going to say this.
08:22I'm not going to say this again.
08:23I'm going to say this again.
08:25Okay, I want to see just who's behind this.
08:29Give me the credits.
08:31I just want to go back and see what I missed.
08:37Take me back to the first decision or end this thing already.
08:43I want to see who's behind this.
08:47Give me the credits.
08:52Edward Jane, Jenna, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Paul Parker.
08:59So, these are like the people that played in the game.
09:06Okay.
09:07Okay.
09:07Okay.
09:08I don't understand.
09:09I don't understand.
09:10Yeah.
09:11I don't understand.
09:12Okay.
09:13I don't understand...
09:15Samantha...
09:17Any eggs...
09:19Just...
09:21Name...
09:25And Timmy...
09:27Yes...
09:29Okay, yeah...
09:31I don't under...
09:33Yeah, I don't know...
09:35They're just naming different...
09:37They're just naming different names
09:41Who played in this game
09:43Okay, what'd it say...
09:45The following...
09:47Special thanks to Ray Vikings
09:49And the producer
09:51And they...
09:53Since they blew her face out
09:55And they run off
09:57In a car and...
09:59Blah blah blah
10:01The stick game is so fucking
10:03Awful
10:05So, yeah, that's...
10:09Yeah, that's called Plumbles Don't Wear Ties
10:11The PC version
10:15The end
10:17Anyways, that was Plumbles Don't Wear Ties
10:19I...
10:20I'm not gonna play this game ever again
10:23Blah blah blah blah blah
10:25So, yeah, see you guys next time
10:27Bye!
10:29Bye!
10:31Bye!
10:33Bye!
10:35Bye!
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