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00:00Hi guys welcome back to part two a plumber's don't wear tides
00:12So anyway, we left at the so let's just say John threw cautions into the bed
00:19I can't let this beauty slip through my fingers
00:32Flowers and leather, this guy's different, interesting
00:41To the most beautiful woman I've ever met
00:44You're a charmer, thank you, they're beautiful
00:46No, you're beautiful
00:48Come on, just lunch, please
00:51You know what, I'd love to, but today's my first day in the job
00:53And I don't even know when my lunch break is
00:55She's weakening, flowers are magic
00:57Simple, I'll just wait for you, here in the parking lot
01:01You're crazy
01:02About you, yes
01:03Just give me a chance, please
01:06She's persistent, I'm like that, great looking boss
01:11Hmm, okay
01:12Here work number and I'll call you about lunch
01:13Uh, uh, uh, today, uh, today's not a good day
01:17Uh, why, what do you do?
01:19Oh, I don't, please don't tell me
01:21Financial data already
01:22Damn, I know, I'll just lie
01:25Uh, uh, I'm, I'm a rep, you know, uh, yeah, a representative
01:29Oh, an account rep?
01:31My new boss is some kind of an account rep
01:33Maybe you know him, Mark Thresher?
01:35Oh, yeah, yeah, Mark
01:36Mark Thresher, sure, he rings a bell
01:39I, uh, I'm playing with him at one of, uh, the exclusive account rep comes around here
01:43Oh, my goodness, maybe you two work in the same office
01:46Wouldn't that be something?
01:47Oh, no, no, no, different offices
01:49How do you know?
01:50Uh, well, you see, I'm an independent
01:52I work my own account, rep territory
01:54I got my own office
01:55Your own office?
01:56You must be very successful
01:58Oh, I do alright
01:59I'm really late, I'll tell you what
02:01Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you there, okay?
02:03Oh, yeah, that would be better
02:04You know, today's a killer
02:05I got meetings scheduled every hour
02:07Lots of clients
02:08Big clients
02:10You know, big deals today
02:11Lots of big deals
02:13Tonight, call me tonight
02:15Okay, I'll call you tonight
02:16When?
02:17Mmm, how about eight?
02:18You're perfect
02:19Okay
02:20I mean, perfect timing
02:22No, please, I gotta go
02:24I'll be waiting for your call
02:26I won't eat till I hear from you
02:28You won't let me starve to death, will you?
02:30I'm too young to die
02:31What a smile
02:33What a bond
02:35She's perfect
02:36Okay
02:37We're perfect together
02:38I know we are
02:39Okay
02:45I guess we got the ending of
02:48Don't
02:49Don't
02:50Don't
02:51Don't
02:51Don't
02:52Don't
02:53Don't
02:54Okay
02:55What's that with the music?
03:02Oh, so bad
03:03I got to go check my horoscope
03:12What if she doesn't call?
03:14What if she loses the number?
03:16I'll never see her again
03:17I know
03:19I'll put my number on her windshield
03:20Just in case
03:21God, what if it blows away?
03:24What if someone takes it?
03:26Damn
03:26Now I'm late for work
03:29I can't go to work
03:30This is too important
03:31I'll call in lovesick
03:33I just can't lose her
03:35Okay
03:38Well, it says John threw caution into the wind
03:49So
03:50Okay
03:57Oh, I guess he got
04:01The elevator music
04:03Your qualifications are outstanding
04:07Your recommendation is superb
04:09And yes, I know I promised you a job
04:11But what happened was completely out of my control
04:13Your position was cancelled just an hour ago
04:16I'm sure you'll find another job soon
04:19But Mr. Thrasher
04:21I came all the way from El Monte
04:23I was looking forward to this job so much
04:25And I do love downtown LA
04:28I mean
04:28I don't like the muggers
04:30Or the dirt
04:30Or the slums
04:31Only two blocks away
04:32Or the trash
04:32Or the homeless
04:33Or the poverty
04:34Or the crime
04:34Or the potholes
04:35Or every other person asking for a hand up
04:37But I really do love LA
04:39This is so bad
04:41Oh, God
04:42This is the most humiliating experience of my entire life
04:46Oh, don't worry, Jayden
04:48If you're looking for work
04:49You'll have a lot of humiliating experiences
04:52Oh, but isn't there something here for me?
04:54I'll
04:54I know
04:55I'll start in the mailroom
04:56I'll empty trash
04:58Can I clean up offices?
04:59I'll
04:59I'll even make coffee
05:01I
05:01I can work my way up the organization
05:03I
05:03I just need someone to give me a chance, please
05:06Mr. Thrasher
05:07I don't have a lot of money
05:09I was counting on this job
05:10Praying for this
05:11Oh, God
05:12Mark
05:13I'm
05:13I'm desperate
05:14Oh, my God
05:15This game is
05:16So terrible
05:17Oh, my God
05:19It has such bad images
05:21And the music is so loud
05:25Why is it so loud?
05:28Probably because I have the volume all the way up
05:31Okay
05:37Oh, decision-making time now
05:42Okay
05:43Tresher, a man of a good heart
05:47Finds a Jane a good job after all
05:50Like most employees
05:52Tresher got a heart of stone
05:55The bastard doesn't appreciate good acting
05:58And turns poor Jane away
06:01Oh, the hairball she
06:03She sees
06:05The hairball she
06:06I mean, she sees how
06:07Jane Lee really
06:09Is
06:10Takes advantage of this
06:11Situation
06:13Too aggressive with the
06:16Opposite sex
06:18What's this?
06:27Too aggressive with the
06:29Opposite
06:29Um
06:31She
06:35Um, she doesn't get the job
06:38Or the hairball
06:39She sees how
06:39Dis
06:41Disproperate
06:44Poor
06:44Jane really
06:46Is
06:46Take advantage of
06:48This situation
06:49Okay, I am
06:51Oh, okay
06:52Let's see
06:53What happened
06:53You know, perhaps
06:54Something can be worked out
06:56After all
06:56Yes
06:57Take your clothes off, Jane
07:00Oh, hell no
07:04I beg your pardon?
07:09Oh, my God
07:10Oh, my God
07:14It's those people
07:15Who do that little
07:15Extra thing
07:16They're the ones
07:18Who get ahead
07:18I mean, get ahead
07:19That's a terrible joke
07:22I'm not whistling
07:23Dixie Jane
07:24Now, if you're
07:26Serious about this job
07:27You'll follow
07:28My first directive
07:29And remove
07:30Your clothing
07:30Here
07:32Now
07:34Read my lips
07:37No one told me
07:41About this part
07:42Of the interview
07:42I
07:43Oh, my God
07:44Oh, my God
07:44This is just
07:54Take your damn clothes off
07:56Oh, Jane
07:57What a pole vault
07:58Oh, my God
08:00Oh, my God
08:04Oh, my God
08:08That mess
08:09What kind of perverted monster
08:10Are you
08:11Oh, God
08:13Oh, herowen
08:19Decides
08:20Disgustin'
08:21Or she
08:22Do anything to get the job
08:25Let's go for the more original decision.
08:39Okay.
08:44Oh my god, this is so bad.
08:55Well, okay.
08:57That's better. That's the spirit.
08:59I knew you could do it.
09:01Hope you don't mind being videotaped.
09:04Oh, hell no.
09:05How did you know?
09:07Oh, she's taking her clothes off.
09:09I like this kinky stuff.
09:15Damn, she has a whooping handcuffs.
09:19And she's wearing a bra and everything.
09:23Damn, I haven't realized she's actually...
09:25Oh, wow.
09:27I think, I think, I think, I think he got bono.
09:29Oh my god.
09:31Oh, this is like, this is like watching porn.
09:37Oh my god.
09:43Oh my god, this is so...
09:45Oh my god.
09:51Oh my god, she's like wearing a bra and everything.
09:59This is so...
10:01This is such bad acting.
10:03I've seen a lot of men like you.
10:05I've seen a lot of men like you.
10:07Big boys with big cars and big officers with their big chest puffed up all the time.
10:13All of this show to make up for that teeny little pea, right?
10:17Deep down inside, you're just a goopie as a boy.
10:21Dang, she has a whooping handcuff.
10:23You really don't like being the boss, do you Mark?
10:25You'd rather have somebody else be the boss, wouldn't you?
10:27I, I, I...
10:29You'd rather be my subordinate, wouldn't you, Mark?
10:31Now take your clothes off, you filthy little boy.
10:35Damn, this is nasty.
10:39Damn.
10:41Ugh.
10:43This is such bad energy.
10:47This is so bad.
10:49Yeah.
10:59He's so bad.
11:01Whatever you want, I don't care.
11:03Be gentle, please, just don't hurt me.
11:05Don't hurt me, please.
11:07That's a good boy.
11:09We know who's the boss now, don't we, Mark?
11:15Yeah.
11:17Uh...
11:23Uh...
11:24Uh...
11:25Crazy filters.
11:26Oh, now you've done it!
11:27You've really done it!
11:28Uh...
11:29How could you make Jane into such a pervertible young man?
11:31And a little bad image off the web.
11:32She was such an innocent girl before you started screwing around this story.
11:34What's up with the...
11:35What's up with the bad images?
11:37An upside down chicken head.
11:39I've guided a lot of people through this story,
11:42but I've never seen such a disgusting series of plot choices in my life.
11:46Wait, what's up with the chicken head?
11:48But now that I know who I'm dealing with,
11:50I'm gonna give you one last chance to redeem yourself.
11:53Mr. Chicken Head.
11:54Then get this story back on track.
11:56Wait, I look like a big ol' chicken head with a human...
11:58And a human body.
11:59You're assuming you'll be the lowest in this game's history.
12:01I hope you enjoy Saturday night television.
12:03Okay, I know I'm sick.
12:08I need help.
12:09I need help.
12:16Okay.
12:17Um, do anything we just say.
12:24Promise I'll get the job if I do this one thing, Mr. Thrasher?
12:27This little gesture will prove you're a team player, Jane.
12:30You have my word you'll get the job.
12:33Well, I guess it'll be alright this one time, won't it?
12:36Of course it will.
12:38Okay, okay.
12:39You'll be very happy here working under me.
12:41Well, okay then.
12:43Why don't you get comfortable?
12:44Take a seat in that other chair.
12:46Now that's better.
12:48That's the spirit.
12:49I knew to do it.
12:50Did I pick the right decision?
12:51I knew to do it.
12:52Hope you don't mind being videotaped.
12:55Okay, okay.
12:56This is a little bit different than the other...
12:59Oh, Mr. Thrasher.
13:00Mark, I don't mind if you don't.
13:04What is she doing?
13:05What is she...
13:06Wait.
13:07Like what did she do?
13:08Like kick him in the...
13:09Oh my god.
13:10What did she...
13:11Like...
13:12Show this tape to your wife, you animal!
13:14You think I'm an idiot?
13:20You think you can waft in here with that perky little face and those...
13:23Pouncy little breasts of yours and you get whatever you want?
13:26I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
13:31You little bitch.
13:32No one does that to me.
13:44Maoisté'sangs or tlived?
13:45Two conoces as monkey of Kyle Brightman.
13:49Estup getting some stuff over.
13:51I know the kids here are either too.
13:53Okay, going to be more of a suicide.
13:54Can away, there let's complain.
13:55For sure.
13:56You may not have any tips perhaps leaving her to helping them.
13:57Can away and grab some strategies.
13:59If you to hang too, come to be more I'll grab some strategy.
14:01That's why I call a game trying.
14:05Twoги.
14:06We'll be there, that's going to be good.
14:07And sure.
14:08Tucker has never died and no trouble.
14:09There's a fire and no cé arse.
14:10Okay, and they're back out in the f***ing lot.
14:32Okay, now it's just a bunch of chase scenes now.
14:44What the hell is going on here?
14:50Okay, another narrow later.
14:56Oh, he grabs a pen and chase him like a psychopath killer.
15:06Okay, a karate kick.
15:11This is so bad.
15:17This is, this is, this is, oh my god, this is, this is, this is awful.
15:37A karate chick.
15:39A sexy hot karate chick.
15:45Ew, what the hell?
15:47Punched him in the face?
15:51What the?
15:53Phew!
15:55Finally got rid of that obnoxious character and that horrible music.
15:59Name's Thelma.
16:01I'm what's known as a takeover artist wanted in 30 states for high-decking fiction.
16:05He's taken over as a narrator.
16:07Probably be my face at the post office for terrorizing those Book of the Month Club romance novels.
16:11Now, if this is the first time you've had a story hijacked, well, buckle up.
16:16Cause I'm in charge.
16:22Okay.
16:23Now, let's review the story up to this point.
16:26I'll just look at the choices you've made so far.
16:30Yes.
16:31Yes.
16:32Ahem.
16:33I see.
16:34Well...
16:35What happened there?
16:37Okay.
16:38I don't see how you...
16:39How could you do that?
16:40This...
16:41I don't believe it.
16:42How could you make these choices?
16:43I don't believe it.
16:44How could you make these choices?
16:45This lady is crazy.
16:46Were you raised in a barn?
16:48Okay.
16:49These are the most disgusting series of plot choices I have ever seen.
16:50Well, let me look at your score.
16:51You deserve every minus of what you have gotten and even more.
16:52This is so bad.
16:53You will hear from me again in the next choice.
16:54This lady is like...
16:55Um, Jane...
16:56Jane.
16:57Torture.
16:58What...
16:59What does it say?
17:00Jane tosses...
17:01Is out of control.
17:02And he's...
17:03dashes off to save Jane.
17:05Jane.
17:06Jane.
17:07Jane.
17:08Jane.
17:09Jane.
17:10Jane.
17:11Jane.
17:12Jane.
17:13Jane.
17:14Jane.
17:15Jane.
17:16Jane.
17:17Jane.
17:18Jane.
17:19Jane.
17:20Jane.
17:21Jane.
17:22Jane.
17:23Jane.
17:24Jane.
17:25Or Jane ruins his feelings and uses his head to distract from the chase.
17:38I think, um, let's say Jane, John Tarsus' tone is out of control, so he dashes off to save Jane.
17:54Or Jane, or Jane, or John ruins his feelings and uses his head to distract Threshold for the chase.
18:04Or John, hmm, this is kind of confusing.
18:09John ruins his feelings and uses his head to distract Threshold, or, um, the false choice, I guess?
18:21Help me, help!
18:24Okay, okay, we got...
18:25Run, Jane, run!
18:27Tarsus' tone, Tarsus' tone, and now it begins a chase scene now.
18:34And...
18:35What the fuck?
18:39This is a banana?
18:42Oh, oh, he slipped on the banana peel.
18:45Okay, okay.
18:47Okay, I think that was Jane that pulled a banana peel.
18:50Okay.
18:51Okay.
18:52I think they're talent...
18:54I think they're in Hollywood?
18:56I think?
18:57I think that's supposed to be Hollywood.
19:00Yeah, yeah, I think they're...
19:03Okay.
19:07Okay, he's hiding behind a statue.
19:10I don't know, they look like...
19:22It's just a bunch of pictures, really.
19:25It's not really like a...
19:27Yeah.
19:28They look like vacation photos.
19:35They look like...
19:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:38It's just like...
19:39They look like vacation photos.
19:41Like...
19:41I don't know...
19:43Like, this is a...
19:44This has to be a joke.
19:47Okay, now they're running down the stairs.
19:50Now they're running up the stairs.
19:52And now they're running...
19:55Okay, um...
19:58Okay...
19:59Like, this is just...
20:01This is just bad.
20:02Why make this?
20:04Like, this is something that you don't turn into a game and...
20:08And make it a joke out of it.
20:10Help me, help!
20:12Run, Jane!
20:13Run!
20:15Oh, my God.
20:18This chasing is still going on.
20:23Oh.
20:25It goes on and on and on.
20:28And never stops.
20:32Yeah, and she's going out with a block on.
20:36What the hell?
20:36What the hell?
20:48Run, Jane!
20:49Run!
20:53Okay...
20:53What is he doing?
20:56What the hell?
20:59Okay, that was weird.
21:01Oh, he's checking his cell phone now?
21:06Okay, they...
21:09Okay.
21:10They look like...
21:11Yeah, it's like the Angry Video Game noise said.
21:14They look like vacation photos.
21:17Yeah, yeah.
21:20Okay, what's up with the punching noise?
21:23What's going on?
21:24I wonder what happened if they were still moving instead of just being images that you can't
21:31hardly tell what's going on.
21:33Okay, now we're going in front of a train?
21:38Okay...
21:39This is weird.
21:46This is just fucking awful.
21:47She has a blob, big boobs.
21:51Only a blob.
21:52Ow, and...
21:53Yeah, only wearing a blob.
21:54Okay...
21:54I don't know.
21:59Ugh...
22:00Okay...
22:03I'm playing the PC boys in.
22:13Okay...
22:15Okay...
22:20Okay.
22:37Okay.
22:44Okay, panty shot.
22:50Do you have a big jugs hanging out?
22:57A big jug ball.
23:00Okay, this is it, this is it.
23:07Okay, you've got to hit him with a wooden stick.
23:13Okay, now it's like a fight going on now.
23:20And they're battling on the ground.
23:26It's like a fight going on.
23:30And they're battling on the ground.
23:34It's like a fight going on.
23:37A fight scene.
23:44Okay.
23:45This is just terrible.
23:52Kill him.
23:54Kill that son of a bitch.
23:56Wait till my daddy gets a hold of you.
23:58Call the police.
24:00Whoa, whoa, no police.
24:02Don't call the police.
24:04You're going to jail for what you did to me.
24:06What'd he do to you?
24:07He wanted me to strip for him to get a job.
24:09You're disgusting.
24:11Oh, call the police.
24:14Wait a minute, whoa.
24:16Uh, I can make you an offer you won't refuse.
24:19There's no way you'll refuse it.
24:20It's been proven in many, many movies.
24:22He's lying.
24:23What, a real job?
24:24Like in Working Girl?
24:26No, I'm offering you a lot more than that.
24:30Try five million dollars.
24:33Five million?
24:34For what?
24:36One night with you.
24:41One night with you.
24:44I cannot believe how disgusting the story is.
24:46In the name of women throughout the world,
24:48I demand this story be stopped right now.
24:51Now she's in a different...
24:52Oh, okay.
24:53Okay, she's dressed up differently now.
24:55She's not in that karate uniform.
24:58Now she's like in a dress.
25:00Okay.
25:01This is fucking weird.
25:02Oh, my screen's going off again.
25:03Oh.
25:04Okay.
25:05Oh, my screen's going off again.
25:11Oh.
25:12Okay.
25:13Is that supposed to be fake blood?
25:16And they put an X on her.
25:17So she's going off again.
25:19Oh.
25:20Okay.
25:21Oh, my screen's going off again.
25:22Oh.
25:23Oh, my screen's going off again.
25:25Oh.
25:26Oh.
25:27Okay, is that supposed to be fake blood and they put an X on her so she's dead. A black and white picture and they put an X on her face so she's dead. And the dark's capping. We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by. We are explaining sexual content.
25:49For my story, men have been beaten, kicked, slugged, and saddened about this sorry tale. I'm telling you, I've had it with these uppity women. They can take over businesses. They can take over the damn government for all I care. But the one thing they will not take over is my story. And this story ain't over till I say it's over. Now let me see how you screwed up this time.
26:12Uh-huh. Just as I thought. You know, I give you a simple little task like getting these two lovebirds together. And look what happens. I hate to imagine what you're-
26:26Now why is the picture in black and white now? Now let's see if you can save Jane from yourself.
26:32Hey, how could anyone- Okay, you know what, guys, I'm gonna stop at this part. See you guys in part three.
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