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00:00um hi guys um um sorry for but i'm i'm gonna have to play the pc version
00:10uh promos don't wear ties because obviously the 3d version 3do version is not working on my
00:18um chromebook so we're gonna have to play the pc version obviously this is one of the worst
00:27games i have ever seen because um obviously um obviously this is one of the worst worst games
00:37it is really bad terribly bad so anyways we're gonna play it obviously i can't get an access to
00:46the 3d 3do version because it's not working so we're gonna have to be playing on the fucking
00:54chromebook because obviously the the um the 3do version is not working so we're gonna have to
01:05play the pc version i'll just let the i'll just let the cut scenes play
01:11it might take a little while for it to load though but okay whatever
01:17um it might take for a little while for it to load so as it as it's loading um
01:31yeah as far as i know this is one of the worst games ever made
01:38okay
01:43if you use it now if you
01:53see
01:56if you enjoy it fine enjoy the show
02:05morning the commercial is using the lane's license of the
02:11god this is one of the worst games ever made uh oh sorry
02:19i um i want all the facts give me the fourth story or i seen or i seen the setup go to the
02:39fourth decision um i want i want the fourth story oh no i want the fourth story
02:46christian
02:47this is the title screen oh good
03:03this is one of the worst games ever made
03:14What I hold for the 3DO. I'm playing the PC version.
03:37Ugh. This is such bad quality.
03:44Ugh.
03:49I can see this. This is one of the worst games ever made.
03:58Looks like a bad image off the web.
04:01As the angry video gamer said.
04:05Oh god, picture of a panda.
04:15Ugh. We haven't even gone through the credits yet.
04:19And it's still going on.
04:25Oh my god.
04:27Hold on guys.
04:36Ugh.
04:45Ugh. This game is so bad.
04:48This game is terrible.
05:03I'd be right back.
05:04Um. I'll let you go watch the credits or something.
05:08So thinking.
05:09Oh.
05:11It's so bad.
05:13Oh.
05:15It's so bad.
05:46Yeah, it's me.
06:11Leave your message at the beep and I'll come back to you.
06:13It's your mother. Now get your ass out of bed. I know you're there, John.
06:19John? I said get up, get up, John.
06:23John, if you don't pick up this phone, I'll be in your face in five minutes.
06:26Yeah, ma.
06:42What are you wearing today?
06:43My birthday suit.
06:45Very funny. I want you to wear that nice tie I bought for you.
06:48The polka dot tie? Get out of here. That sucks.
06:51Oh, God, this is such a bad game.
06:57Just wear it. It'll make a good impression.
07:00On who? The rats?
07:02Ma, I'm a plumber. Remember?
07:04Just do it for your mother.
07:05Ma!
07:06John!
07:09Yeah, okay.
07:10Oh, man.
07:11Now, what have you done with Amy?
07:13Who's that?
07:14I got her boiling in garlic oil.
07:15Don't get smart with me.
07:17Why haven't you asked her out?
07:19Ma, I think it's pretty obvious.
07:20Who the hell is that?
07:22I said just...
07:23Who's that?
07:23But it's obvious I haven't had time.
07:25The...
07:25Well, you better make time, mister.
07:27You two are...
07:28Is that a person...
07:29Is that a person...
07:30...appointing to the story?
07:31My words, it's a match made in heaven.
07:33Yes, no, is that a person...
07:34Like, who was that?
07:36I don't think I'll wait until I get there.
07:37I don't think I'll wait until I get there.
07:38Why is it I haven't seen you with any woman?
07:40Why is that, John?
07:41Don't you like women anymore?
07:43John, are you gay?
07:47No, Ma.
07:48I'm not gay.
07:50Thank heaven.
07:51Then what is it with you?
07:52Why haven't I met any of your girlfriends?
07:54Oh, my God.
07:54This is so bad.
07:55They're right for you, Ma.
07:56You mean, of all the women out there,
07:58you can't find even one to marry?
08:00One's easy.
08:02I was gonna marry three at the same time.
08:04Cheaper in the long run.
08:05Three at the same time?
08:08It's like the warranty that can be used to buy a water faucet.
08:10Cut the crap and listen to me.
08:12It's time you got married.
08:14You need children.
08:16I need grandchildren.
08:17I need my only child to bear fruit.
08:19And in my lifetime.
08:21Don't you love your mother?
08:22Ma, just drop it, okay?
08:24No, I won't.
08:25Amy's been waiting for you.
08:26Oh, my God.
08:28Oh, my God.
08:30And what is your type?
08:31Some biker slut?
08:34You hate me.
08:36Don't you?
08:36You hate my guts.
08:37Well, don't you?
08:38Go on, admit it.
08:39Ma, it's just...
08:39I'm sick and tired of your excuses.
08:41Now, I'm having Amy over for dinner tonight,
08:44and I want you there.
08:45Well, I'm busy.
08:46You'll be there at six sharp, mister.
08:48Ma, you're making me late for work.
08:49Love you.
08:50You hear me, John?
08:51I said six sharp.
08:52I'm expecting you.
08:53Oh, God.
08:55God, this is such a bad game.
09:03What the fuck?
09:06Oh, we haven't even gotten to the first fucking thing in...
09:24Hello?
09:27Jane?
09:28Jane?
09:29You there, Jane?
09:30Hello, Daddy.
09:32Daddy go.
09:33You called me, Daddy.
09:34Don't you know where I'm at?
09:36How the hell am I supposed to know that?
09:37Now, where the hell are you?
09:38I'm home, Daddy.
09:40What the hell are you doing home?
09:41Earth to Daddy.
09:42Come in, please.
09:44Why the hell aren't you married yet, Jane?
09:46And that last scene, that bitch of a mother told her son to have kids.
09:49Now, I'm telling you, I want some, too.
09:51Your clock's a-tickin'.
09:52Now, why the hell haven't you been productive?
09:54I haven't had time, Daddy.
09:56This game is so bad.
09:57How long does it take these days?
09:59I wouldn't even count it out of real games.
10:01It's like a-
10:02It's like a-
10:02For your poor old father, before he dies.
10:05Honey, why don't you come down to the lodge with me Friday night?
10:08The lodge?
10:08Those guys are all geeky dorks.
10:09Oh, my God.
10:10Sexy.
10:10Yeah?
10:11Sexy images.
10:12Well, they didn't keep some dorks,
10:14but they can make babies in less time than it takes.
10:16It takes you to put on shoes.
10:17That's just the problem.
10:18Daddy, I gotta get to my new job.
10:20New job?
10:20What happened the last one?
10:22Oh, all the guys kept hitting on me.
10:24What?
10:25Did you hit them back?
10:26You should've hit them back.
10:27Who the hell were they?
10:28No one hits my daughter.
10:29It's okay, Daddy.
10:30It's okay.
10:31It didn't hurt.
10:32Love you.
10:32Have a nice day, daddy-o.
10:34Oh, my God.
10:35I'll kill him.
10:36Oh, my God.
10:38This is so cheesy.
10:39This is petty.
10:53Oh, boy.
10:54Oh, God.
10:55Oh, my God.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:00Oh, my God.
11:03Oh, no, the images.
11:27Oh, God, do we really have to take a look at his butt?
11:31Oh, God, not for bullets.
11:37Oh, no, you know what? That is so, so sensible. You know, they need a sense of that shit.
11:44Why, why, no, no, no, no, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just gonna pull, pull, oh, God, pull, pull, pull.
11:52Oh, God, oh, God, no, no, let me see that.
11:56Oh, God, don't.
12:03Oh, I did not know, I did not know they were gonna show that part.
12:07Oh, God, this is so bad.
12:14Oh, God, we didn't really see his ass.
12:16Oh, God, oh, God.
12:19Right, come on, the 3DO version had a, come on.
12:25The 3DO version didn't, it has sensors, though, but it didn't, it didn't have, like, this cut.
12:32Oh, come on, man, what's the point of this?
12:34This is, this is, this is pointless.
12:37Playing with cats.
12:55Oh god, this is, this is so bad.
13:05Oh my god.
13:08I cannot believe I'm showing you guys this.
13:14This has to be the most unrated game I've ever seen in my...
13:21It's, it's not even a game, it's a, it's a slideshow.
13:28With still images.
13:30Well.
13:41Oh my god, I've been sitting here for 13 minutes.
13:44So far.
13:46Well, I have to get out of the world.
13:49He's wearing a tie, but the title is called Plumers Don't Wear Ties.
13:55So, but, he's wearing a tie.
13:57And I don't know, I don't care if this video gets deleted.
14:02Because, really, this is the most unrated game I've ever seen in my life.
14:09It's like, the 3DO version, like, the 3DO version has sensors, but this is, this is new to the game.
14:16This is, this is, oh my god.
14:21It's still going on.
14:23What's going on?
14:42Put on lipstick.
14:43He, he gets on his motorcycle.
14:45She gets on his, she gets in the car.
14:49With the makeup.
14:50And she puts on makeup.
14:52And, oh my god.
14:54This is so nice.
14:56What the hell?
14:57Oh my god, how long can this drag out?
15:17I'm still sitting here.
15:20How long can this drag out any further?
15:27Oh my god, he...
15:30What's he doing?
15:33Oh god, what is he?
15:36Oh, he drops his mail in the mailbox.
15:40And...
15:42Aww.
15:44Aww, what is all that pulling on?
15:54Oh no, is this still going on?
15:57Whoa!
15:58It's 8 o'clock and I'm seeing a 10.
15:59What I wouldn't get to do her plumbing.
16:00Okay.
16:01Okay, what the hell?
16:02Okay.
16:03Okay.
16:04What the hell?
16:05Okay.
16:06Okay.
16:07Okay.
16:08Okay.
16:09Okay.
16:10Okay.
16:11Okay.
16:12Okay.
16:13Okay.
16:14Okay.
16:15Okay.
16:16Okay.
16:17Okay.
16:18Okay.
16:19Okay.
16:20What the hell?
16:21Okay.
16:22Okay.
16:23Okay.
16:25Okay.
16:26Okay.
16:27Okay.
16:28Okay.
16:29Okay.
16:30Okay.
16:31Okay.
16:32What the fuck?
16:33Whoa!
16:34I'd call that better living through chemistry.
16:36This is Harry Armis, welcome aboard.
16:39When he's a fucking narrow reader.
16:41smoking materials during this story
16:43because it's going to get hot enough as it is.
16:46We've been sitting
16:47you, I've been sitting you for like...
16:49Over to you.
16:51Your assignment,
16:53should you accept it,
16:54is to get these two lovebirds together.
16:57You know how difficult
16:58it is in real life.
17:00One wrong move and you're sitting
17:02home on a Saturday night.
17:04One wrong move here
17:06and the consequences for these lovers
17:08could be dire and
17:10unexpected.
17:12Fair warning, sport.
17:13Oh boy.
17:14Go ahead, make their day.
17:16And your choice.
17:17Okay.
17:18Stop zooming in on the face.
17:20Remember, we're keeping score.
17:25Okay.
17:27Okay, stop it with the music.
17:30Hey, John.
17:32Okay, here it is.
17:34Hey, John.
17:35A with it guy.
17:38Discipline his hand
17:39packing of muddle.
17:41But he's not gonna
17:43let the...
17:44this chick
17:46escape.
17:46His...
17:47He makes
17:50a smooth
17:51force move.
17:53Jane...
17:53Um, but what is this?
17:56John.
17:57What is this?
17:58John and Jane feel
17:59impressed
18:00by their
18:01mature
18:02actions.
18:04And so,
18:04and...
18:05Okay,
18:07wait, what happened?
18:08Why haven't we clicked this one?
18:10Oh god, this is so bad.
18:23Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
18:25She just...
18:26Okay, we fucked up.
18:32Hey, sport.
18:32How you doing?
18:33Guess who?
18:33It's Harry, your buddy.
18:35I knew I could count on you
18:36to screw up the story.
18:37Way to go.
18:38We got their adrenaline flowing,
18:40pumped up their interest.
18:41No, I...
18:42No.
18:42You just let them walk away?
18:44You really bit off on that
18:45romantic sunset choice,
18:47didn't you?
18:47Well, it was bit off
18:48than nothing.
18:49Hope you don't wait
18:50for romantic settings
18:51to meet someone.
18:52Let this be a lesson
18:53to you.
18:54Wait, wait.
18:55You may be saved.
18:56John's having second thoughts.
18:58Let's listen to them.
19:02What is...
19:03He's having second thoughts?
19:14Oh, man.
19:15I blew it.
19:17Yeah, you blew it.
19:18Oh, it hurts me.
19:19I gotta get some balls
19:21when it comes to meeting chicks.
19:22Maybe if my skin
19:23were a different color.
19:24Oh, my God.
19:25This is so bad.
19:27They were too straight.
19:29Oh, my God.
19:29They just got no rhythm.
19:32If only I were someone else.
19:36I'm not his type.
19:37Damn.
19:38Those bikers are looking
19:39for someone kinky.
19:40Maybe I should look more kinky.
19:42Man.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:44I just want to meet
19:45some nice guy.
19:46Maybe if I were small-breasted
19:47and just normal.
19:49Oh, my God.
19:50This is so bad.
19:51Oh, my God.
19:53What?
19:54What the fuck?
19:57Meanwhile,
19:57we're in a different game.
20:00This...
20:01No, no, no.
20:02This is a different game.
20:03This is...
20:03Hey, babe.
20:04Looking for some action?
20:06What the hell is this?
20:07What do you got in mind, cowboy?
20:09What the hell?
20:09Oh, maybe go to my place.
20:11You know.
20:12Hang out.
20:13Have a beer.
20:14Get laid.
20:15You know.
20:16Get laid?
20:17You're gonna need some help
20:18in that department.
20:19What do you mean, help?
20:21You saying I ain't man enough for you?
20:24I'm just your size.
20:26You won't be after this.
20:28Oh.
20:29Oh, he got kicked in the balls.
20:33Oh, he got...
20:34Oh, he got...
20:35Oh, okay.
20:38Yeah, yeah.
20:38This is...
20:39This is...
20:39This is...
20:40This is in a completely different game.
20:43Somehow, we went to...
20:45Another game to a totally different game.
20:47All I want is a normal guy.
20:53Maybe it is time I settled down.
20:55I just want a normal life.
20:56You know, nothing special.
20:58Just a small house in the suburbs
20:59with lots of friends.
21:01A shaggy dog.
21:02A white jeep station wagon.
21:04Maybe a bit part at the local playhouse every now and then.
21:07Canasta on Saturday afternoons
21:08with the neighborhood wise.
21:09Maybe an affair with the meter man.
21:11Oh, meanwhile, in a different game
21:12some guy got fucking kicked in the nuts.
21:17Oh, yeah.
21:18God.
21:18Oh, God.
21:22This game is so bad.
21:25How can you change this into a game?
21:29What the hell?
21:33This is...
21:34This is weird.
21:39Okay.
21:41I've waited all my life for.
21:42Yes.
21:43Yes, my darling.
21:50Hey, don't touch my hair.
21:52I don't give a damn about your hair, lover boy.
21:54You don't know how long I've waited for someone like you.
21:57You have to know everything about me.
21:58Okay.
21:59How do you lead to one story
22:02copying to another semi-couples?
22:04I drive a black Beamer,
22:05own a condo in Encino,
22:07and make over $200,000.
22:09What's the point of this?
22:10Hey, I got a quarter of a million dollars.
22:11God.
22:12Like, what's the point of right?
22:14Like, is this, is this
22:15really part of the main story?
22:18And I date at least one new woman a month.
22:20Guess what?
22:21You're Miss July.
22:22Oh, God.
22:23I thought you were different
22:24because you rode a motorcycle.
22:26And it's not mine.
22:27I was just sitting on it.
22:28You can take your damn nose job
22:30and shove it.
22:32What the hell is going on?
22:34I can't even tell what's going on.
22:40It's, it's just,
22:42I wish it was like,
22:44like, moving
22:44instead of just,
22:46instead of just like,
22:48yeah,
22:49instead of just like,
22:49images.
22:50Like, what the,
22:51like, what is this?
22:53Okay.
23:11Wait a minute.
23:12Wait up.
23:13I don't know.
23:14Call me crazy,
23:15but all of a sudden,
23:16I feel like a different man.
23:17And you've changed too.
23:18I'm in love with you now.
23:20You're so erotic.
23:22I love you, you Amazon.
23:23What?
23:24Are you crazy?
23:26I haven't changed one bit.
23:28No.
23:28There's something different about you now.
23:30Yeah, there's something different.
23:32I'm getting angry.
23:33What kind of a come on is this anyway?
23:35Oh my God.
23:36I want a real man.
23:37Wait a minute.
23:38Just because I cook so plays
23:39doesn't mean I can't.
23:40You have what?
23:42I'm a real man.
23:42Oh, there's a plunger right there
23:44on the, on the side,
23:45on the,
23:46in the,
23:47there's a plunger
23:48on the,
23:49what you call it,
23:50um,
23:51in the parking lot
23:52laying there.
23:54There's a plunger right there.
23:56In the parking lot.
24:13Okay.
24:15What's the point of this?
24:18White man can't use knives.
24:30Hey, champ.
24:47Feeling down at this point?
24:49Huh?
24:50The storyline even gave you
24:52extra characters to pull around with.
24:54And you still couldn't get
24:55the two lovebirds together.
24:56What is it with you anyway?
24:58You skipped breakfast this morning?
25:01You want another chance?
25:04Well,
25:04I suppose.
25:06Now put your tail between your legs
25:08and go back to the original chance.
25:09Sorry, my screen is going dark
25:10and I haven't even,
25:12I haven't,
25:13sorry for my screen going,
25:14okay,
25:15okay,
25:15okay.
25:17Okay.
25:18Okay,
25:19okay.
25:19Promise to do the right thing.
25:22Okay.
25:23Okay,
25:23I promise to do the right thing.
25:35Hi,
25:35my name's John.
25:37I'd like to make you,
25:38I mean,
25:39oh no.
25:41Sorry.
25:41Hi,
25:42my,
25:42my,
25:42my,
25:42my.
25:42I'm Jane.
25:43God,
25:44he's cute.
25:45Great smile.
25:46Jane.
25:47John and Jane.
25:48Courtney.
25:49I guess I could change my name to Tarzan.
25:51You know what?
25:51I really have to go,
25:52but it's nice meeting you,
25:53John.
25:54Wait,
25:54wait,
25:54wait.
25:54What are you doing later?
25:55For lunch?
25:56Can I buy you lunch?
25:58I can't seem too eager.
25:59Let's see how he handles rejection.
26:01I don't think so.
26:02Wait,
26:02wait,
26:02wait,
26:02wait,
26:02wait.
26:03How about dinner?
26:04A weekend in Paris?
26:06Five minutes of conversation.
26:07I promise I'll be good.
26:08Hey,
26:15sport.
26:16Mary again.
26:18John made the first move just like he wanted him to.
26:20And look what happened.
26:21She's slipping from his grasp.
26:24We know she'd like to meet him.
26:25She knows she'd like to meet him.
26:27But does John know she'd like to meet him?
26:30What's a guy to do?
26:32It's up to you,
26:32sport.
26:38Oh,
26:51okay.
26:51I messed up.
26:53Okay.
26:54Um,
26:54John throws cautions into the wind.
26:58And pursues Jane.
27:09Jane decides to fish.
27:13No easy,
27:15but okay.
27:17Okay,
27:17this is getting quite.
27:19Okay,
27:20okay.
27:22Oh my God.
27:24My phone is dying.
27:25Oh no.
27:26Oh no,
27:27no,
27:27no,
27:27no,
27:27no,
27:27no,
27:28I don't know how.
27:58I may have to end this whole part,
28:05guys.
28:06Um,
28:07see me in part two.
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