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00:00:00Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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00:02:21Es ist die Lootung.
00:02:24Es ist die Kotlis.
00:02:26Es ist die Lootung.
00:02:27Es ist die Kotlis!
00:02:29Lootung, Kotlis!
00:02:32Lootung!
00:02:51Sorry, Captain.
00:02:54We were just discussing, what's the best bit about being a pirate?
00:02:58Oh, you were, were you?
00:03:01I suggested it might be the looting...
00:03:04Whereas I contend, it's the shiny Kotlis.
00:03:07And I thought it was a chance to catch exotic diseases.
00:03:12Well, you're all of you wrong.
00:03:15The best bit about being a pirate isn't the looting of all the Kotlis.
00:03:21It's not the grog, or the scurvy, or the scantly-clad mermaids.
00:03:26The best bit about being a pirate...
00:03:31...is Ham Knight!
00:03:34Yeah!
00:03:35Ham Knight!
00:03:36Yeah!
00:03:37Ham Knight!
00:03:39Ham Knight!
00:03:40Ham Knight!
00:03:42Ham Knight!
00:03:44Ham Knight!
00:03:46Ha!
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00:04:14To Ham-Night and to the Pirate Captain!
00:04:22Oh, was that number two?
00:04:24You've still got it, Captain.
00:04:26I'd take a jellyfish in the face for that mother.
00:04:29No, no, no, shush, shush, shush, settle down lads, shush.
00:04:32Eh, lads, shush.
00:04:33It's not all about me.
00:04:34No, no, no, no.
00:04:36Behind every Captain with glittering eyes and a luxuriant beard.
00:04:39Luxuriant!
00:04:40Luxuriant!
00:04:41The crew of Briny Rose.
00:04:44Briny Rose!
00:04:45Ah, sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber.
00:04:48Get away with you.
00:04:49Some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate.
00:04:52And some of you are just fish I've dressed up in a hat.
00:04:56But you're still the best crew a captain could wish for.
00:05:00Oh, oh, don't forget, Polly.
00:05:03And not forgetting, never forgetting.
00:05:06Polly, the finest parrot to sail the seven seas.
00:05:10Seven seas!
00:05:11Seven seas!
00:05:12Come on, girl.
00:05:13Baby of me.
00:05:14Who's the feathery heart and soul of our boat?
00:05:17Is it you?
00:05:18Yes, it is.
00:05:19Yes, it is.
00:05:20Yes, it is.
00:05:21It's definitely you, isn't it?
00:05:22Yes, it is.
00:05:23Right, where was I?
00:05:27Ah, yes.
00:05:28Ah, yes.
00:05:29Important announcement.
00:05:31By order of the Pirate King himself.
00:05:41The Pirate of the Year Awards.
00:05:46Are you going to...
00:05:47Are you going to enter again?
00:05:50That I am.
00:05:51Surprisingly a curvaceous pirate.
00:05:53I know it hasn't worked out perfectly for the last...
00:05:56Twenty years?
00:05:57Twenty years, yeah.
00:05:58Exactly.
00:05:59Pirate with gout.
00:06:00Twenty years.
00:06:01Might be a bit more.
00:06:02Twenty-one.
00:06:03Twenty-two.
00:06:04Thank you, thank you.
00:06:05You're very good, though.
00:06:06The point is, every time I've entered, I fail to win.
00:06:09So, by the sheer law of maths...
00:06:12Oh, maths.
00:06:14I must have a really good chance this time.
00:06:17Are you with me, lad?
00:06:18Yes!
00:06:19This can only end brilliantly!
00:06:21Then, let's go plundering!
00:06:31Deep in the castle and back from the wall
00:06:34Back from the baby in the path
00:06:36I saw a hoo-rah-hoo-rah when the dead down we know
00:06:40All I shall have been ready to go
00:06:43Hoo-rah, hoo-rah, hoo-rah, yeah!
00:06:46All the land we've come from thousands of men
00:06:54We had to meet the air a mile away
00:06:57Thunder in the air when the sky's so gray
00:07:00Assemble in the night when the source was shown
00:07:03There was hope in our youth
00:07:05Near our road, near our south
00:07:08We fall out of town
00:07:10We have to have one day
00:07:12Hoo-rah, hoo-rah, hoo-rah, hoo-rah, yeah!
00:07:16Over the hill in the source of a thousand men
00:07:20Hoo-rah, hoo-rah, hoo-rah, yeah!
00:07:25Over the hill in the source of a thousand men
00:07:28Blood Island, so called because it's the exact shape of some blood.
00:07:58Blood Island, so called because it's the exact shape of some blood.
00:08:28Blood Island, so called because it's the exact shape of some blood.
00:08:58You think I should side it in blood, make it more dramatic?
00:09:02Might be a bit on the showy side.
00:09:05A bit too much.
00:09:06You might be right.
00:09:07Pirate Cap-tain.
00:09:10You can't lose, Captain.
00:09:12I'd bet my face.
00:09:14Well, thank you, Albino Pirate.
00:09:15You're a show-in, sir.
00:09:17She does not, a pirate, and the Seven Seas can match it.
00:09:20It's me, Peg Leg Hastings, back from plundering the Spanish me-in.
00:09:35Oh, good grief.
00:09:37And I reckon this will make you Pirate of the Year.
00:09:45Don't worry, sir.
00:09:46He's all flash and no bang.
00:09:48Cutlass, Liz, the Butcher of Barbados.
00:10:04Hello, boys.
00:10:07You're probably all wondering if I'm still as deadly as I am beautiful.
00:10:13Well, I am.
00:10:18Hello, Cutlass, you trallop.
00:10:22Peg Leg, you pile of squid bait.
00:10:24Check it out, lovers.
00:10:27The world's biggest diamond.
00:10:30That baby's got my name on it.
00:10:35She doesn't even have a beard.
00:10:39She doesn't even have a beard.
00:11:09Oh, sweet Neptune's briny pants.
00:11:21Black Bellamy.
00:11:27Read it and weep, you coves.
00:11:33That's right.
00:11:35Black Bellamy is going to be Pirate of the Year.
00:11:38Again.
00:11:40How are you?
00:11:40Good to see you.
00:11:41Brown for everybody!
00:11:43Brown for everybody!
00:11:47Wow.
00:11:48We are rubbish compared to them, aren't we?
00:11:50Perhaps we should be off, sir.
00:12:01Yes.
00:12:02Yes.
00:12:03Good point.
00:12:05I just remembered, actually.
00:12:19I have some very important bits of rope I need to untangle.
00:12:24Well, if it isn't a pirate captain.
00:12:37Come on, we got you.
00:12:39Oh!
00:12:40Hello, Bellamy.
00:12:41Hello, Bellamy.
00:12:42Cutlass.
00:12:43Peg Leg.
00:12:44Didn't notice you come in.
00:12:46The beard's looking great, my man.
00:12:48And I see that you're more wanted than ever.
00:12:51Come on, everybody.
00:12:52Be nice.
00:12:53Give them a break.
00:12:54Bring it down a little bit.
00:12:55All right.
00:12:56Seriously, Captain.
00:12:57How's the pirating business treating you?
00:12:58Yeah, yeah.
00:12:59Brilliantly, brilliantly.
00:13:00Thanks for asking.
00:13:01Treasure coming out of my eyeballs.
00:13:02Take it to washing my hair in 50-pound notes.
00:13:03Oh, really?
00:13:04If you've got so much booty, then how come you're still selling that old rack?
00:13:09Anyway, look.
00:13:10I'd love to stay and chat, but, you know, places to pillage, people to, people to skewer.
00:13:13Hmm?
00:13:14Come on.
00:13:15Come on.
00:13:16Come on.
00:13:17Come on.
00:13:18Come on.
00:13:19Come on.
00:13:20Come on.
00:13:21Come on.
00:13:22Come on.
00:13:23Come on.
00:13:24Come on.
00:13:25Come on.
00:13:26Come on.
00:13:27Come on.
00:13:28Come on.
00:13:29That is disgusting.
00:13:30Wait a minute.
00:13:31Captain.
00:13:32What is this?
00:13:33What?
00:13:34Captain.
00:13:35Oh, that has nothing.
00:13:36Could I possibly...
00:13:37Hold on.
00:13:38Hold on.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:40Thank you.
00:13:41Pirate of the Year?
00:13:42Your entrance is Pirate of the Year?
00:13:43No.
00:13:44No, no, no, no.
00:13:45Yes.
00:13:46Again.
00:13:47Yes!
00:13:48Oh, no.
00:13:49Oh, no.
00:13:50Oh, no.
00:13:51Oh, no.
00:13:52Oh, no.
00:13:53Oh, no.
00:13:54Oh, no.
00:13:55Oh, no.
00:13:56Oh, no.
00:13:57Oh, no.
00:13:58Oh, no.
00:13:59Oh, no.
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:01Listen.
00:14:02Did they change the rules?
00:14:03I mean, I always thought they gave it to the pirate with the most booty.
00:14:06Do they now just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot?
00:14:09She is not fat.
00:14:10She's just Big Bo.
00:14:11She's fat.
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13Oh, go on.
00:14:14Go on.
00:14:15Then laugh.
00:14:16Everyone laugh.
00:14:23Ignore them, Captain.
00:14:25It's not worth it.
00:14:26The trophy would just clash with your wallpaper anyway.
00:14:38You'll see.
00:14:39You'll see.
00:14:40I will be Pirate of the Year.
00:14:42Oh, yes.
00:14:43Ah.
00:14:44Ah.
00:14:45And then you'll be laughing on the other side of your faces.
00:14:51Yes.
00:14:52And believe me, that is a very painful thing to do.
00:14:56Come on, lads.
00:14:57All right now, listen up, you coobs.
00:15:12We'll show those swabs a thing or two about piracy.
00:15:15We're still time to fill these chests with sparkling booty.
00:15:21I can practically taste that trophy.
00:15:24Trophy!
00:15:25Trophy!
00:15:26Trophy!
00:15:27Trophy!
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00:15:29Trophy!
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00:15:46Trophy!
00:16:03Trophy!
00:16:04Trophy!
00:16:05Why are those long things that go bang?
00:16:07FIRE CANNONS 4 und 6
00:16:11Lead, Cannonball-Lubbers
00:16:20Here you go, Dads! Look and learn
00:16:28You're dead, Pirate Captain!
00:16:33I'm the Pirate Captain
00:16:35And I'm here for your gold
00:16:38Gold? This is a plague boat, old man
00:16:42I'd give my right arm to some gold
00:16:44On my left
00:16:45Right, lads, minor hiccup, that last one
00:16:49This time, it's payday!
00:16:54Aha! I'm the Pirate Captain
00:16:56And I'm here for your gold
00:16:58Geography field trip
00:17:01Aha! I'm the Pirate Captain
00:17:05And the Naturists
00:17:07Pirate Captain, blah, blah, blah, blah, gold
00:17:12Ghost ship
00:17:13Sorry
00:17:20Sorry!
00:17:50und
00:18:02Captain we've um
00:18:05Sited another ship sir
00:18:08That's nice
00:18:15Do you want to give the order to attack no really number two now I got them
00:18:19Think I had enough of piracy
00:18:22I'm hanging up my cuttles
00:18:24Captain no yeah, no, I was thinking I might go into baby clothes actually
00:18:30I hear there's a fortune to be made in baby clothes because um babies grow so fast
00:18:34No, but but you can't I mean the crew then they'd be lost without you. What was I thinking number two pirate of the year
00:18:43Me look at the trophy cabinet
00:18:45Best anecdote about a squid
00:18:52Me that that is all I've got to show for my entire career
00:18:56Pirate of the year is just just commercialized nonsense real piracy isn't about trophies
00:19:02It's about fighting up staircases backwards. It's about sliding down sails with a knife in your teeth beard glossiness
00:19:11And think about all the adventures we've had our adventure with Aztecs
00:19:17Our adventure with that pig our adventure with
00:19:25Okay, maybe not the librarians, but the fun we've had and what about the shanties
00:19:31Yeah, well I mean
00:19:33People would miss my chance and they're running people through well, I I do enjoy running people through enjoy it
00:19:39You're brilliant daddy. You're a brine soaked terror of the high seas
00:19:45Do you think so number two?
00:19:47Everyone does you're more of a pirate than black Bellamy or any of them. You're a real pirate
00:19:53That's right the crew they think you're the best thing since boil-in-the-bag ham
00:19:59Why do you think they all got that tattoo come on?
00:20:04What do you say?
00:20:06Ah
00:20:07Bye
00:20:08Where's that shit?
00:20:12This is the one lads
00:20:14Ninth time lucky I could feel it in my beard
00:20:17Well, don't just sit there like lemons
00:20:19Place the flag!
00:20:21Standard, sir!
00:20:22Or extra gruesome!
00:20:24Extra gruesome!
00:20:26Let's make their gizzards shake!
00:20:28Hey!
00:20:31What do you think?
00:20:32What do you think?
00:20:33What do you think?
00:20:34What do you think?
00:20:35What do you think?
00:20:36What do you think?
00:20:37What do you think?
00:20:38What do you think?
00:20:39Journal of Charles Darwin
00:20:42Day 93
00:20:44Aboard the Beagle
00:20:46I have today
00:20:48discovered a new kind of barnacle
00:20:51which I have categorized in the order of pygophora
00:21:01I'll never get a girlfriend
00:21:03I am so unhappy
00:21:05and now I'm being attacked by pirates
00:21:22Avast!
00:21:23I'm the pirate captain and I'm here for your gold!
00:21:37I haven't got any gold!
00:21:38No gold, eh?
00:21:39Then what might I ask?
00:21:40Is this?
00:21:41It's a baboon's kidney
00:21:42Is it?
00:21:43Oh!
00:21:44And what about this?
00:21:45It's another baboon's kidney!
00:21:47Nah!
00:21:48We searched the hole, captain!
00:21:49And?
00:21:50Just creatures, bits of creatures in jars!
00:21:52And an unhappy looking baboon!
00:21:53What kind of ship is this?
00:21:54What kind of ship is this?
00:21:55What kind of ship is this?
00:21:56We're a...
00:21:57Well, we were a scientific expedition!
00:21:59Charles Darwin, at your service!
00:22:00Charles Darwin, at your service!
00:22:01Oh, for pity's sake!
00:22:02Is it so much to us?
00:22:03Is it?
00:22:04Yeah!
00:22:05Yeah!
00:22:06Yeah!
00:22:07Yeah!
00:22:08Yeah!
00:22:09Oh!
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00:22:36Okay, let's find out a little
00:22:54wanna do?
00:22:57So, um, are we done here?
00:23:06Dear Diary, about to meet a watery grave.
00:23:11It's nothing personal, you understand.
00:23:13It's just, uh, it's been a tough week and a good plank walk.
00:23:16Usually cheers a lot.
00:23:18We'll die without reaching second base for the lady.
00:23:22Oh, get on with it.
00:23:23Today's weather, inclement.
00:23:33Stop!
00:23:38Oh, now what?
00:23:39Last request, is it?
00:23:40Do we have to grant those?
00:23:41Is there some sort of human rights convention we're signed up to?
00:23:44That bird!
00:23:45My parrot?
00:23:46She's just big boned.
00:23:48No, she's not.
00:23:48I mean, I mean, she's not a parrot.
00:23:51Not a parrot?
00:23:51What's he on about, old girl?
00:23:54She's, she's, she's the scientific discovery of our age!
00:23:58She's a star!
00:23:59No?
00:24:01Sorry.
00:24:03It's just, that's my favourite bit.
00:24:12A doodoo, you say?
00:24:13They've been extinct for 150 years.
00:24:16To, to, to find one alive today is quite incredible.
00:24:20Clever old girl.
00:24:22Not going extinct.
00:24:23If I might be so bold, I, I would be prepared to pay you ten pounds for your Polly.
00:24:30Polly's not for sale.
00:24:32Ten pounds.
00:24:33She's one of the family.
00:24:35She's like an auntie.
00:24:36With a beak.
00:24:37Yeah, I'm afraid they're right, Charles.
00:24:39Polly here is the feathery heart and soul of the boat.
00:24:42Come on, little doodoo.
00:24:43Oh.
00:24:47It's such a missed opportunity.
00:24:49If I could have presented her in London to the Royal Society, their annual science show.
00:24:55Fair, no question of that, I'm afraid.
00:24:57She'd have been an absolute sensation.
00:24:58Yeah, well, can't be helped.
00:24:59And, of course, a shoe-in for the top prize.
00:25:04Prize?
00:25:05Uh, for best scientific discovery, yes.
00:25:09Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:25:10This prize, uh, valuable?
00:25:13Valuable?
00:25:15Oh, it's priceless.
00:25:19Untold riches.
00:25:24Captain?
00:25:25No, no, no, no, I was thinking, perhaps, perhaps I was being a touch hasty.
00:25:28But, Captain, London, the home of Queen Victoria, mortal enemy of pirates everywhere, will end up hanged at execution dock.
00:25:36Oh, Pa, we laugh in the face of danger, remember?
00:25:40Um, I don't...
00:25:41I don't really like danger at all.
00:25:44Captain, um, do you remember the little talk we had?
00:25:48The one about where the pigs were actually a type of fruit?
00:25:52No.
00:25:55Hmm.
00:25:56No, the one about us trying to avoid harebrained schemes that end in us facing certain death.
00:26:03You heard the man, number two.
00:26:05Untold riches.
00:26:06Here's the plan.
00:26:08We go to London.
00:26:09Polly wins this science show thingy.
00:26:11We take the prize money.
00:26:13I enter pirate of the year.
00:26:14I win!
00:26:15Bingo!
00:26:16But, but, but, Captain, I'm not sure...
00:26:18It can't fail.
00:26:19And besides, look at her little face.
00:26:22I sure got to win that science prize.
00:26:26Squat!
00:26:26Bravo, Captain.
00:26:28I see you're a, a, a man of vision.
00:26:33Right then, Charles.
00:26:34When is this, uh, science show of yours?
00:26:36A week tomorrow.
00:26:38Ah, confound it.
00:26:40You see, we could have made that with the good wind behind us, but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way.
00:26:44Um, I, I, I, I think they just add those onto maps for decoration, Captain.
00:26:54Is that a fact?
00:26:56What blew me down?
00:26:58I dare you, you could learn something from this fine fellow, number two.
00:27:01Come out of the coven, your boys and girls.
00:27:18Come out of the coven, your boys and girls.
00:27:22Except for that one, the yellow line.
00:27:30I'll get this!
00:27:32London calling, yes, I was there too.
00:27:36And you know what they said?
00:27:38The sum of it was true!
00:27:39London calling at the top of the dial.
00:27:43And after all this, won't you give me a smile?
00:27:45Ah, London town.
00:27:48The most romantic city in the world.
00:27:50Londonhalf, London
00:28:07Queen Victoria welcomes you to London.
00:28:12Ah, that's nice.
00:28:14but she's not so bad after all.
00:28:18.
00:28:19We don't look so worried, No. 2. Pirates are always visiting London.
00:28:26Turn back! This is the fate of Pirates here!
00:28:34Scarlet Morgan?
00:28:36Pirate Captain! Goodness me! I haven't seen you since that business in Madagascar!
00:28:44Ah, yes. I got sworn they were girls. You're looking well, Morgan.
00:28:48Yeah, lost a bit of weight. What are you up to these days?
00:28:51Oh, you know, this and that. Just going to enter a science competition, actually.
00:28:55Oh, good luck with that.
00:28:57Yeah, thanks. Thanks.
00:28:59No, no, wait, wait! Turn back! Turn back!
00:29:10Oi! Sorry!
00:29:11No, no! Look what you've got! A big boat! Look at the state of it!
00:29:14I hope you've got some insurance!
00:29:16Ow!
00:29:17Right then. We'll be off. I'll bring her back tomorrow, straight after the show.
00:29:20Wait a minute, daft, Charles. I'll be presenting Polly.
00:29:23You?
00:29:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always fancied trying my hand at a spot of science.
00:29:27But you can't. I mean, the streets of London are no place for pirates.
00:29:31Pirates? What pirates?
00:29:33Duh!
00:29:34Nobody here but us girl guides!
00:29:35Here he is!
00:29:36I've got a badge for looting.
00:29:39Well, we're not really girl guides. It's us! The pirates!
00:29:42We're masters of disguise!
00:29:44How... ingenious.
00:29:46Um, but obviously Captain, bestly lie low for the night.
00:29:49Um, perhaps at my house.
00:29:51Captain, I really think...
00:29:52Good plan, Chuck. It'll be fun to see how you boffin types live.
00:29:55Hmm.
00:29:57Hmm.
00:29:58Well, come on.
00:29:59Taxi!
00:30:00Evening officer.
00:30:01My, there you go, ladies.
00:30:02Listen, Peek.
00:30:03Evening officer.
00:30:04My, there you go, ladies.
00:30:12London smells like grandma.
00:30:24Ah, here we are.
00:30:25Home sweet home.
00:30:32You don't get many women back here, do you, Charles?
00:30:35People who live alone are always serial killers.
00:30:46Sweet Neptune on a bite!
00:30:49Oh, don't mind, Mr. Bobo. Just an old project of mine.
00:30:52Project?
00:30:53Yeah, I had this theory.
00:30:55I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle and covered up his gigantic, unsightly arse,
00:31:00then he would cease to be a monkey and become more of a...
00:31:03a man-pansy, if you will.
00:31:06Bold theory.
00:31:06I don't like the monkey.
00:31:08But to be honest, monkeys are ten a penny.
00:31:11He's not a patch on Polly here.
00:31:15Anyhow, big day tomorrow. We all need our rest.
00:31:18Let me show you to your room, Captain.
00:31:22Right behind you, Chuck.
00:31:30Shh, here's the plan that I want to do.
00:31:43Shh!
00:31:44Captain, it's, uh, it's Mr. Darwin, sir. I'm sure he's up to no good.
00:32:00Oh, honestly, number two, what's got into you?
00:32:03Thanks to Charles, we're about to win lavish untold riches,
00:32:06and here you are trying to find fault with a poor fellow.
00:32:09Yes, but...
00:32:09No, no, no, no, not another word.
00:32:10A future pirate of the year needs his beauty sleep.
00:32:14Do you think you could make nautical noises until we drop off?
00:32:24Oh, that's lovely.
00:32:25I don't think it's lovely.
00:32:26Can you shiver a timber?
00:32:28Ah!
00:32:29No.
00:32:33Eh, just take it a few gulls, would you?
00:32:35Mm-hmm.
00:33:01Ladies and gentlemen, our winner, give it up for the Pyra Captain!
00:33:31Congratulations, Pyra Captain. Nobody deserves this more than you.
00:33:38Thanks, Cutlass.
00:33:40And that beard of yours...
00:33:44It drives me crazy!
00:33:54Give it, give it! Give it back! It's mine!
00:33:58Give it back!
00:34:03Neptune's navel! Come back here, you lucky!
00:34:05Stop me!
00:34:21Take that!
00:34:23Well done so far, my friend.
00:34:26Number two!
00:34:29Number two!
00:34:30Are you all right?
00:34:32Unhand that dogo!
00:34:45Evening, Captain!
00:34:47Take that!
00:34:48Ah!
00:34:53Ah!
00:34:54Ah!
00:34:56Ah!
00:34:57Ah!
00:35:02Ah!
00:35:04Ah!
00:35:05Ah!
00:35:06Ah!
00:35:07Ah!
00:35:08Oh, number two!
00:35:18Ah, we're under attack!
00:35:20Abaddon, Chef!
00:35:25Hallo?
00:35:26Verde Kappen?
00:35:27Wired mit der Scarf?
00:35:39Come back here, Mysterio Shatterweed, figure!
00:35:47Faster!
00:35:48Faster!
00:36:08Ah, gotcha!
00:36:17Are you all right, girl?
00:36:19Captain!
00:36:20I mean, what's going on?
00:36:22Don't play the innocent!
00:36:24You and your henchmonkey try to steal Polly!
00:36:27Steal Polly?
00:36:28Oh dear me, no, you're mistaken!
00:36:30Then how do you explain this?
00:36:38Well, I think it's obvious what's happened, isn't it?
00:36:44Is it?
00:36:45Some jealous rival scientist must have tried to make off with the dodo.
00:36:50Well, that explains everything.
00:36:53Captain, please, let's go. Polly's not safe in London.
00:36:57I couldn't bear it if something happened to Polly.
00:37:00Nothing is going to happen to Polly.
00:37:02She'll be perfectly safe. Leave everything to me.
00:37:05Now come on, we can't keep that prize waiting.
00:37:07Uh, let's go.
00:37:08Um...
00:37:09Uh...
00:37:10Anyone got a towel?
00:37:11Um...
00:37:12Um...
00:37:13Um...
00:37:14Uh...
00:37:17Um...
00:37:18Um...
00:37:19Uh...
00:37:20Uh...
00:37:21Uh, no one got a towel!
00:37:22Um...
00:37:23Uh...
00:37:25Uh...
00:37:26Uh...
00:37:27Oh...
00:37:28Uh...
00:37:29Uh...
00:37:30Uh...
00:37:31Uh...
00:37:32Uh...
00:37:33Uh...
00:37:34Nice going banana butt!
00:37:36Jetzt dieser Brine-Buffoon wird all die gläufe.
00:37:39Es ist ein Disaster.
00:37:43Schade, ich bin Angst, Captain.
00:37:46Du kannst nicht in.
00:37:47Eh?
00:37:48Es ist nur Wissenschafts-Sie, du siehst.
00:37:52Ich muss nur auf die Präsent, Polly.
00:37:55Myself.
00:37:56Wir sind nicht wirklich Wissenschafts.
00:37:57Es ist uns, Pirates.
00:37:59See?
00:38:00Masters of Disguide.
00:38:02Aber wo ist Polly?
00:38:03Das ist auf eine Beziehung von hierher.
00:38:06Pardon?
00:38:07Ich bin hierher.
00:38:08Das Schadeweig-Figure könnte sein irgendwoher.
00:38:11Luckily, ich bin nicht nur ein Master of Disguises,
00:38:14ich bin auch ein Master of Hiding-Things.
00:38:17Right, lads.
00:38:17Ich zeige euch die Bofferts was.
00:38:19Aber, Captain!
00:38:21Really, ich...
00:38:22Hallo!
00:38:23Wir sind hier für den Science Show.
00:38:26Wir sind Wissenschafts.
00:38:27Das ist ein Fitt-Fett.
00:38:28Das ist Charles Darwin.
00:38:30Und ich bin der Wissenschafts-Captain.
00:38:31Wenn du ein Wissenschafts-Captierst,
00:38:34name drei Elemente.
00:38:35Oh!
00:38:36Well, let's see now.
00:38:37There's gold.
00:38:39Ham.
00:38:41And...
00:38:43The Tears of a Mermaid.
00:38:46Two out of three.
00:38:47Close enough.
00:38:48First on your left.
00:38:49The balloon of my airship contains
00:38:5220,000 cubic feet of hydrogen gas.
00:38:56Just here, you'll notice the open log fire
00:38:59to ensure a comfortable temperature
00:39:00at fire altitude.
00:39:01Oh!
00:39:02Captain...
00:39:03Captain, Captain, please.
00:39:06You can't possibly appear on stage
00:39:07without Polly.
00:39:08Patience, Charles.
00:39:09All in good time.
00:39:11Maybe.
00:39:12For it.
00:39:13For it!
00:39:14Just a tick.
00:39:19Oh, but Captain...
00:39:20How on earth?
00:39:26My airship will revolutionize
00:39:30the fields of meteorology
00:39:31and cartography.
00:39:34But mostly,
00:39:35it's for looking down ladies' tops.
00:39:37Captain, I really, really think
00:39:47it would be best
00:39:48if I take over from here.
00:39:50There's a certain manner
00:39:51in which these things...
00:39:52Nonsense, Jack.
00:39:53What this science stuff needs
00:39:54is a bit of showmanship.
00:39:55It's the captain.
00:40:14Captain!
00:40:15Captain!
00:40:16Captain!
00:40:17Fellow scientists,
00:40:19poindexters,
00:40:21geeks.
00:40:23Prepare to be confounded.
00:40:24Prepare to be amazed.
00:40:27Prepare to...
00:40:28Oh-ho!
00:40:29Wait a second.
00:40:30What's this?
00:40:35Ahem.
00:40:36What's this?
00:40:41Stop!
00:40:43I am the world's
00:40:45leading doctor
00:40:46and I declare
00:40:48the science you are doing
00:40:49is too shocking by half.
00:40:51Dr. Albino,
00:40:52are you saying that
00:40:53those of a nervous disposition
00:40:54should leave immediately
00:40:55in case the sheer
00:40:56unexpected remarcableness
00:40:57of my discovery
00:40:58should cause their
00:40:59hearts to explode?
00:41:00Oh.
00:41:02Uh...
00:41:02Hi, Anne!
00:41:05Well, science lovers,
00:41:07you have been warned.
00:41:08This is our most
00:41:09educational adventure
00:41:11ever!
00:41:12back from the dead.
00:41:19Back from beyond
00:41:21the grave.
00:41:23Back to astound you all.
00:41:26Ninth wonder of the world.
00:41:28She's traveled halfway
00:41:29across the globe
00:41:30to be here tonight.
00:41:34Here's...
00:41:35Molly!
00:41:35It's a dodo.
00:41:41By Jove.
00:41:45Back is the sky.
00:41:52An actual dodo!
00:41:56Makes electricity
00:41:57look like a pile of crap.
00:41:59The Royal Society's prize
00:42:09for best scientific discovery...
00:42:13Oh, I hope it's not a check.
00:42:14...is awarded to...
00:42:16Do you have any idea
00:42:16what the sterling-doubloon
00:42:17exchange rate is these days?
00:42:19The scientist captain.
00:42:21Thank you.
00:42:22Thank you.
00:42:23You're too kind.
00:42:24Please stop.
00:42:25Enough.
00:42:25Thank you.
00:42:26Thank you.
00:42:28Hmm.
00:42:28Hmm.
00:42:33What is that is?
00:42:34Oh, no.
00:42:35Ah, good.
00:42:36You also get this
00:42:37leather-bound set
00:42:39of encyclopedias.
00:42:43Excuse me,
00:42:44just one moment.
00:42:45Thank you.
00:42:47Okay, Chuck.
00:42:48Now, I like encyclopedias
00:42:49as much as the next man,
00:42:50but they're not exactly
00:42:51going to help me win
00:42:52Pirate of the Year,
00:42:53are they?
00:42:55Where's the booty?
00:42:56Booty?
00:42:57What booty?
00:42:58The prize!
00:42:59The untold riches,
00:43:01remember?
00:43:02Oh.
00:43:03Perhaps I didn't explain.
00:43:05It's not all about money.
00:43:07No.
00:43:08The real prize is...
00:43:09Her old majesty,
00:43:11the Empress of India,
00:43:12ruler of the Kingdom of Java,
00:43:14defender of the face,
00:43:16with Queen Victoria
00:43:18herself.
00:43:20scientist captain.
00:43:48Congratulations.
00:43:50What a tremendous discovery.
00:43:52Your Majesty.
00:43:54And who are these charming fellows?
00:43:56This is my crew.
00:43:58By which he means lab assistant crew.
00:44:01Yes, yes, I'm using crew in the street sense. You.
00:44:04And I'm Charles Darwin, Your Majesty.
00:44:07I helped find the dodo.
00:44:09Yes, whatever.
00:44:11But where has your delightful creature disappeared to?
00:44:15Resting, ma'am. Hidden away.
00:44:17Only let her out for the big performance, I'm afraid.
00:44:20In case sinister forces should try to make off with her, you see.
00:44:23Sinister forces? Oh dear.
00:44:26Well, we have a wonderful petting zoo at the palace where Polly would be quite safe.
00:44:32Perhaps we could take her off your hands.
00:44:37I'm sorry, ma'am, but that's out of the question.
00:44:40But you'd have a lovely time.
00:44:42There are giddy pigs.
00:44:44And a donkey.
00:44:46No, no, I couldn't, ma'am.
00:44:47Not even for little old me.
00:44:51No, no, no.
00:44:52I'm afraid not, ma'am.
00:44:53No, you see, there is nothing more important to a pirate than his trusty dodo.
00:44:57She is the feathery heart and soul of the boat.
00:45:00Did you say...
00:45:03Pirate.
00:45:04Pirate?
00:45:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:06Scientist.
00:45:07Good old science.
00:45:08Can't get enough of it.
00:45:09Mixing stuff together, you know.
00:45:10Test tube, cubing and bunsen burning.
00:45:13He's no scientist.
00:45:14He's no scientist.
00:45:15He's a girl guide.
00:45:16He's no girl guide.
00:45:17He's a pirate.
00:45:18Hang on, hang on.
00:45:19There's been some kind of mistake.
00:45:20Some silly mistake.
00:45:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:45:28Stop, stop.
00:45:29I can explain.
00:45:33Der ist ein Verrückter, ein Verrückter, ein Verrückter.
00:45:38Ein Verrückter, ein Verrückter!
00:45:40Stop, stop! Ich kann das erklären!
00:45:42Die Haare dauert, ein Verrückter.
00:45:44Herr Abgeordneter!
00:45:46Die Haare dauert?
00:45:48Der Herr trains die Steiglade anschauen,
00:45:49den Sonnenfiten hat er nicht aus.
00:45:51Der Herr dasste Worte saubern!
00:45:52Der Herr von der Kisten.
00:45:54Die Reise DS1-Dedin!
00:45:55Das ist heute ist es ein Verrückter, ein Verrückter, ein Verrückter, ein Verrückter, ein Verrückter, ein Verrückter, ein Verrückter!
00:46:00Er ist es, Gedulde, ich werdekey.
00:46:02Er wird jetzt aus den Haaren, wenn er sicher sein, advisors wird,
00:46:11Ich weiß nicht, warum.
00:46:20Vielleicht ist es sein Luchhury und Beard, oder seine Gleaming Teeth,
00:46:25oder die Art, wie er aus Fähnlich aus Coconuts schmeckt.
00:46:28Aber wir haben einen Wunsch zu diesem Pirat.
00:46:31Du hast ein Name, Pirate Captain?
00:46:34Sie callen mich Pirate Captain.
00:46:36Well, Pirate Captain, we hereby pardon you of your piratical prides.
00:46:46You will stay in London, Pirate Captain,
00:46:51and entertain us with your stories and your wit.
00:46:54And especially your dear little Dodo.
00:47:00Hell's Barnacles.
00:47:06Can we please get out of here now?
00:47:08That was a bit close for comfort, number two.
00:47:10I will get you the Dodo, your majesty.
00:47:13See that you do, Mr. Darwin.
00:47:20Oh, uh, Captain?
00:47:23Captain?
00:47:25Captain?
00:47:26Hurry up, nads. Chop, chop.
00:47:28Let's get back to sea where we belong.
00:47:29Hey, Captain!
00:47:30I told you coming to London was a bad idea.
00:47:32The sooner I get the smell of brine in my...
00:47:34Captain!
00:47:36Captain!
00:47:37Whoa!
00:47:39Whoa, I'm done!
00:47:40You're not leaving, surely?
00:47:42Ha, I most certainly am.
00:47:44You've let me down badly, Charles.
00:47:46Look, look!
00:47:47Also, to be frank,
00:47:48Captain...
00:47:49Your nose is too small for your face.
00:47:50But, you're the toast of London town.
00:47:56Oh, I say, look at that.
00:47:58Ooh.
00:47:59You've already captured my eye, huh?
00:48:01We were hoping you might come out for a little...
00:48:03celebration before you go.
00:48:09We, um, don't want to miss the tide, Captain.
00:48:12No, no, no, quite right, quite right.
00:48:13Oh, Captain, don't join us, please.
00:48:16Oh.
00:48:16I'll just stop for a quick one.
00:48:20Rude to refuse.
00:48:21But it's ham night...
00:48:22I'll be 20 minutes, half an hour tops.
00:48:23Just get her warmed up without me.
00:48:25Aren't we going yet?
00:48:26Shh!
00:48:27But what about winning the Pirate of the Year
00:48:30and showing all those other Captains
00:48:31that he's not a loser?
00:48:40Woo-hoo!
00:48:41Oh, coming on, Captain.
00:48:43Captain.
00:48:45Thank you.
00:48:47Thank you so very much.
00:48:48Captain.
00:48:49And your name is...
00:48:50Very talented.
00:48:51And that, and that is why, in a straight fight,
00:49:00a shark would probably beat a Dracula.
00:49:04Jane Austen, feel free to use it in one of your books.
00:49:07Oh, Pirate and Captain, you are a born back on turf.
00:49:10So much better than the last chap we all went doolally over.
00:49:13You forbeats.
00:49:15Don't be kind.
00:49:17Don't do well alone.
00:49:20Another drink, Captain?
00:49:22Hm?
00:49:22Cheers, John.
00:49:24Huh?
00:49:25I say, you're not, uh, related in some way, are you?
00:49:30Pardon?
00:49:31Is it you?
00:49:33No, no, no, no, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:49:35Cheers.
00:49:36You know what I've discovered, Charles?
00:49:47The friends you make after you've become famous
00:49:50are better, truer friends
00:49:52than the ones you've had for years beforehand.
00:49:54So very wise.
00:49:58But the lads all think I'm a fool.
00:50:00No, a fool.
00:50:02You, oh, you're an intellectual giant.
00:50:05Just look at how you've managed to keep Polly safe
00:50:08from those sinister forces.
00:50:10Yes, I did do that, didn't I?
00:50:12You did.
00:50:13And wherever she's hidden,
00:50:15I bet it's somewhere really ingenious.
00:50:18It is, rather.
00:50:21You'll never guess where.
00:50:22Well, no, you're too smart for me, Captain.
00:50:26Right under everyone's noses.
00:50:28Or right under my noses in here.
00:50:30Oh, you've been keeping Polly in your beard.
00:50:41Actually, I keep all sorts in here.
00:50:45I'm sorry about this, Captain.
00:50:47About what?
00:50:50What's the monkey man playing?
00:50:54This painily isn't even a real...
00:50:55Come back here, you lovers.
00:51:13Sorry, Reverend.
00:51:14That's all right.
00:51:40Neptune's lips, what are you up to?
00:51:45I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's not my fault.
00:51:47What do you mean, not your fault?
00:51:48You steal, Polly, you shoot my best hat full of holes.
00:51:51Oh!
00:51:52Well, go on, then.
00:52:11Explain yourself.
00:52:14There's this girl.
00:52:16I'm hopelessly smitten with her.
00:52:18I'm listening.
00:52:19I know how partial she is to exotic animals,
00:52:23and I thought if I could get her the dodo,
00:52:27then she might like me.
00:52:30Oh, I'm so ashamed.
00:52:34Why didn't you say so?
00:52:36We've all done stupid things to impress girls.
00:52:39You should act aloof.
00:52:41They love it when you act aloof.
00:52:43Still, it must be quite a girl for you to go to all that trouble.
00:52:46She is quite a girl.
00:52:50Crackers!
00:52:51Biscuits!
00:52:52Mr. Darwin.
00:52:57Honestly, Charles.
00:52:58It's the bun.
00:52:59The bun really does it for me.
00:53:01And I see you've brought a friend.
00:53:04How delightful.
00:53:05I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
00:53:06Oh, get a grip, man.
00:53:08You couldn't manage one tiny task, could you?
00:53:10It's pathetic.
00:53:11It's pathetic.
00:53:11Listen, Captain, I can see...
00:53:41I've gone about this all wrong.
00:53:46You see, I might have the body of a weak and feeble woman.
00:53:52But I have the heart and soul of a person who really, really wants that dodo.
00:53:57I seem to recall that you, piratical type, have a bit of a soft spot for shiny things.
00:54:23Or am I getting you muddled up with magpies?
00:54:27I... I... I... I couldn't.
00:54:30I mean, Polly, she's a... she's a... she's a... she's a...
00:54:32Come now, Captain, it's so simple.
00:54:35Polly here could live like a queen at my petting zoo, and you...
00:54:39Well...
00:54:41With treasure like this, you could be famed across the Seven Seas.
00:54:53Captain, Polly's not for sale.
00:54:57You win Pirate of the Year?
00:55:02You're a shoe-in sort.
00:55:03There's not a pirate and the Seven Seas can match you.
00:55:07The Warp Man winning Pirate of the Year and showing all those other captains that you're not a loser.
00:55:12Loser.
00:55:13Huh?
00:55:13Loser.
00:55:14Wee!
00:55:16I'm a flighty head!
00:55:20So, Captain, are you going to do the right thing?
00:55:3720 minutes, he said.
00:55:40Didn't he say 20 minutes?
00:55:41Don't worry lads, he probably just got caught up, you know, battling a giant squid or something.
00:55:58Well come on you lovers!
00:56:01I told you, I told you he wouldn't let us down.
00:56:04Hello boys.
00:56:06Miss me?
00:56:08I'm having a mirage.
00:56:12How?
00:56:13Good question number two.
00:56:14I stole it all in a daring raid on the Tower of London.
00:56:18You stole all this from the Tower of London?
00:56:22That's right. Then I burnt it to the ground, wrestled a pair, oh and I kissed a princess for good measure.
00:56:29Well what are you waiting for? Don't just stand there like porpoises. There's a trophy with our names on it!
00:56:36Set a course for London!
00:56:41Come back me hearties!
00:56:46And welcome to the 59th Annual Horror of the Year Awards!
00:56:51This is the ticket eh number two?
00:56:54Oh please, please, please, please!
00:56:55You can't Polly come out now!
00:56:56Best, best not.
00:56:57She's still very tired.
00:56:58And here is your host for the evening!
00:56:59The Pirate King!
00:57:00Hello!
00:57:01Hello!
00:57:02Hello!
00:57:03Hello!
00:57:04Hello!
00:57:05Hello!
00:57:06Hello!
00:57:07Hello!
00:57:08Hello!
00:57:09This is the ticket eh number two!
00:57:11Oh please, please, please, please, please!
00:57:12Can't Polly come out now!
00:57:13And here is your host for the evening!
00:57:14The Pirate King!
00:57:15Hello!
00:57:16Hello Pirate!
00:57:17Hello Pirate King!
00:57:18Hello!
00:57:19Hello!
00:57:20Hello Pirate!
00:57:21Hello Pirate King!
00:57:22Any lovers in tonight?
00:57:23No!
00:57:24No!
00:57:25Wacht!
00:57:26Wacht!
00:57:27Oh!
00:57:28Wacht!
00:57:29Wacht!
00:57:30Wacht!
00:57:31Wacht!
00:57:32Wacht!
00:57:33Wacht!
00:57:34Wacht!
00:57:39Wacht!
00:57:41Wacht!
00:57:42Wacht!
00:57:43Oh!
00:57:44I'm Queen Victoria!
00:57:45And I hate pirates!
00:57:46Wacht!
00:57:47Wacht!
00:57:48Wacht!
00:57:49Wacht!
00:57:50Come on!
00:57:51Chill up!
00:57:52Now you slubs!
00:57:53This is the big one.
00:57:58The nominees for Pirate of the Year are as follows.
00:58:02Black Bellamy,
00:58:05Puckus Liz,
00:58:07Big Leg Hastings,
00:58:09and a surprise late entry,
00:58:13the Pirate Captain.
00:58:16The panel of independent judges
00:58:19accounted each Pirate's booty
00:58:23and declared that this year's winner is
00:58:27the Pirate Captain!
00:58:53Excuse me!
00:59:07Excuse me!
00:59:21Listen, this is all very moving.
00:59:28I'm welling up here, but...
00:59:29This is most irregular!
00:59:33So is this!
00:59:35It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain.
00:59:48Oh no!
00:59:49So what if she did?
00:59:53If you've been pardoned,
00:59:55then technically, you're no longer a pirate.
00:59:58And if you're no longer a pirate,
01:00:00you really can't be Pirate of the Year.
01:00:04Now can you?
01:00:05Oh, you're right!
01:00:07Is this true?
01:00:10Well, that's one, frankly,
01:00:12rather negative way of looking at it.
01:00:15Villainous treachery!
01:00:18Treacherous villainy!
01:00:21You have betrayed the Pirate King fraternity.
01:00:24The Pirate King!
01:00:25Your Pirate hat!
01:00:27I'm count!
01:00:28Your Pirate badge with googly eyes.
01:00:46And your World of Hooks discount card.
01:00:49Confuscate his treasure every last bit of it.
01:00:55Begone!
01:00:56May your love's shame bear down upon you.
01:00:59You are hereby vanished from Blood Island.
01:01:03You are a pirate!
01:01:06No more!
01:01:07Yes, well, not a...
01:01:24Not a total success.
01:01:26We don't need them.
01:01:28And they're stupid awards.
01:01:30The best thing about being a pirate isn't the treasure.
01:01:33It's the Cutlassus.
01:01:34It's Hamknight!
01:01:35It's Polly!
01:01:36Where is Polly, Captain?
01:01:39What do you mean?
01:01:40You know where she is.
01:01:41She's been upset enough.
01:01:44Captain.
01:01:47Oh.
01:01:48Okay, okay.
01:01:54I sold her to Queen Victoria for a boatload of treasure.
01:02:01There, I've said it.
01:02:06Oh, well, come on.
01:02:13She was just a parrot.
01:02:14I mean, she wasn't even a parrot.
01:02:16Always weeing on the boat's carpets, biting everyone.
01:02:19She gave half of us tetanus, for goodness sake.
01:02:22But she was our Polly.
01:02:24Yeah, well, you know, you should be happy for her.
01:02:26She'll be living the high life.
01:02:29Eating gold bricks wrapped up in, you know, swans.
01:02:33Well, where are you swabs going?
01:02:39Come on!
01:02:40Well, we'll have an adventure somewhere tropical, with those native ladies whose outfits don't
01:02:45leave much to the imagination.
01:02:46Looks like it's, uh, it's you and me, number two.
01:02:53Good old inseparable you and me.
01:02:55Us two against the world, eh?
01:02:57Eh?
01:02:58Like Serrano ham and, and, uh, you know, that other kind of ham.
01:03:04Arr.
01:03:05You can't always just say, Arr, at the end of a sentence and think that makes everything
01:03:13all right.
01:03:26Fine!
01:03:27Fine, go on then, go!
01:03:29Go!
01:03:31It's not like I need any of you anyway.
01:03:33See if I care.
01:03:36I'm not crying.
01:03:39It's just been raining.
01:03:42See if I care.
01:03:44On my face.
01:03:48And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please.
01:03:55Please.
01:03:57Don't tell my mates.
01:04:01I'm not crying.
01:04:03No, I'm, I'm not crying.
01:04:14And if I am crying, it's not cause of you.
01:04:18It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine.
01:04:21You don't know who is dying.
01:04:24That's right, dying.
01:04:25But these aren't tears of sadness, because you're leaving me.
01:04:30I've just been cutting onions.
01:04:33I'm making a lasagna.
01:04:35And if I'm crying, I'm not crying, I'm not crying, I'm not crying, I'm not crying, I'm not upset because you left me this way, my eyes are just a little sweaty today, they've been looking around a lot, searching for you, they've been looking for you, even though I told them not to.
01:04:57These aren't tears of sadness, they're tears of joy, I'm just laughing.
01:05:02They're tears of sadness, they're tears of sadness, but they're tears of sadness, but they're tears of sadness, but I don't know who is.
01:05:24Schuss!
01:05:29Du bist zu spät.
01:05:31Sie ist weg.
01:05:33Charles?
01:05:34Was ist das du?
01:05:35Was machst du hier?
01:05:37Wir sind jetzt trämmt.
01:05:39Es ist nicht so, dass du ein Wissenschaftler bist,
01:05:41aber mit weniger Experimenten und mehr trinken dein eigener Blut.
01:05:44Aber wo ist Polly?
01:05:45Warum ist sie in ihr cage?
01:05:47Oh, es ist zu schrecklich.
01:05:51Banquet für Weltleaders.
01:05:52Ich bin eine Fülle für Liebe.
01:05:54Viktoria nie wollte Polly für ihre Petting zoo.
01:05:56Turin of Tiger?
01:05:58Black Rhino Rackgolf?
01:06:00Panda Face Fritters?
01:06:02Ich habe herausgefunden,
01:06:03die Queen ist ein Mitglied der Terrible-Secret-Dining-Society.
01:06:07Kings, Queens, Emperors von überall in der Welt.
01:06:10Sie treffen auf ihrem Flagship,
01:06:12der QV-1,
01:06:13um zu essen.
01:06:14Die rarest und die größte Schmerzen sie können.
01:06:18Dieses Jahr,
01:06:19der Highlight ist...
01:06:22Dodo Alarange?
01:06:25Sie ist gut zu essen, Polly?
01:06:26Es ist all meine Fülle.
01:06:27Ich bin ein grosser Mensch,
01:06:29ich werde niemals eine Freundin bekommen.
01:06:32Put euch zusammen.
01:06:33Oww!
01:06:34Wir haben alle etwas Unforgivabel gemacht.
01:06:36Ich habe meine Pirate Honne,
01:06:38Sie haben die Wissenschaft,
01:06:40und Herr Boe-Boe hat die Animal Kingdom.
01:06:42Wir müssen sie zu rescueen.
01:06:43Us?
01:06:44gegen die Krowned-Heads der Welt
01:06:46auf ein impregnable Warschip?
01:06:47Es ist impossible, Odds!
01:06:49Es ist nur impossible
01:06:50wenn Sie zu denken.
01:06:51Wir sind nicht von Slugs
01:06:52nur zu sitzen,
01:06:53zu sitzen,
01:06:54wir haben unsere eigene Schweine,
01:06:55haben wir?
01:06:56Sie sind mit uns,
01:06:57Herr Boe-Boe?
01:06:58Are you out of your...
01:07:01Oh, I say.
01:07:02Well, Pa!
01:07:03We can do without the monkey man.
01:07:05Sorry, what was that about Slugs?
01:07:07No time for that now.
01:07:08Come on!
01:07:09No, na.
01:07:10Hey, hey.
01:07:15Prepare to be 40, nerds!
01:07:21A-R-P-T-K-E-S THEM
01:07:27It's Drew.
01:07:28You can see they lady's tops.
01:07:30Keep heading, Charles.
01:07:32A-R-P-T-K-E-S-S
01:07:36Hello?
01:07:39Das war's für heute.
01:08:09Sie sind nicht eine Sache.
01:08:16Wo kann sie denn sein?
01:08:18Um, Captain?
01:08:26Halt schnell, Jack!
01:08:35Aber wie auf der Erde kommen wir auf?
01:08:39Das might sting a bit!
01:08:41Ich bin hier doch...
01:08:43Halt auf etwas!
01:08:44Gut, Mann!
01:08:56Wie lief meine Pygmy Elephant Nuggets, Your Majesty?
01:08:59Hm, sie sind gut, aber nicht ziemlich...
01:09:02...rary genug für meine Tastes.
01:09:04Nicht rary genug?
01:09:05Nur drei haben sie in den letzten 50 Jahren gesehen.
01:09:08As many as three.
01:09:10Well, well.
01:09:11Just wait until you see what I've got for the main course.
01:09:15Gaston!
01:09:17Gaston?
01:09:19Are you there?
01:09:21Oui, Your Majesty.
01:09:22Gaston, I think we're ready.
01:09:23We're ready!
01:09:24Peptune's teeth!
01:09:25This is not a moment to lose!
01:09:26We've got to find that kitchen!
01:09:27But it's hopeless!
01:09:28Where do we even start?
01:09:30Well, that's why I reckon, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat a Dracula.
01:09:35No!
01:09:36Of course, a Frankenstein versus a jellyfish.
01:09:38Well, that's a different matter.
01:09:44All clear, Chuck.
01:09:47Chuck?
01:09:48No!
01:09:49It's all right, Charles!
01:09:50I'm coming!
01:09:53Don't worry, Charles!
01:09:54Hey, you there!
01:09:55What are you doing here?
01:09:56Ah, well, now, excellent question.
01:09:57All exotic animals should have been delivered to the chef by now.
01:10:01What?
01:10:02What?
01:10:07Are you all right, Charles?
01:10:11Hey, you there!
01:10:12What are you doing here?
01:10:14Ah, well, now, excellent question.
01:10:16All exotic animals should have been delivered to the chef by now.
01:10:20What?
01:10:21What is it?
01:10:22Some sort of duck?
01:10:23Oh!
01:10:24Yes!
01:10:25Yes, that's it!
01:10:26Yes!
01:10:28Hurry up, then.
01:10:29Kitchen's that way.
01:10:30Come on with you.
01:10:31Come on!
01:10:32Here we go, my pretty.
01:10:37It's time to be...
01:10:41Delicious!
01:10:47Mon Dieu!
01:10:53Polly, come to Daddy!
01:10:57I'm sorry, old girl.
01:10:59I will never, ever leave you again.
01:11:01I promise.
01:11:03I will never leave you.
01:11:07Perhaps we'd best make a move, hmm?
01:11:10Oh, yes, yes, yes, of course.
01:11:11Back to the balloon.
01:11:12Gaston!
01:11:14Gaston!
01:11:16Hello?
01:11:18Captain!
01:11:19Hello!
01:11:20Hello!
01:11:21Your Majesty!
01:11:22The dodo is coming!
01:11:24Tout suite!
01:11:25This really is wise!
01:11:26Oh!
01:11:27Claudette!
01:11:30But you know, Your Majesty, you cannot hurry the cooking!
01:11:33He's a very delicate recipe, hein?
01:11:36And the dodo is a very fattening dish.
01:11:39Perhaps he's not so good for you.
01:11:40And you know the calories?
01:11:41They will go straight to your chubby side.
01:11:43Captain.
01:11:44A minute on the lips?
01:11:45He's a lifetime on the Zuta lore!
01:11:47Well, well.
01:11:49Pirate Captain.
01:11:53Here you are again.
01:11:54And...
01:11:55Oh my!
01:11:56Is that Mr. Darwin behind those feathers?
01:11:59Hello!
01:12:00Hello!
01:12:01What a delightfully unexpected surprise.
01:12:05You know, I think secretly.
01:12:10I've always loved you, Charles.
01:12:14Gosh...
01:12:16I don't...
01:12:17Really?
01:12:19No.
01:12:23Give.
01:12:24Me.
01:12:25My.
01:12:26Dodo!
01:12:27Now, come on, Vicki.
01:12:28Be sensible.
01:12:29It's...
01:12:30It's just you, a tiny queen, against me, a dashing terror of the high seas.
01:12:34Aha!
01:12:35Long gone!
01:12:36Oh, dear!
01:12:37Poor, defenseless me!
01:12:40What is a girl to do?
01:12:46I'll let her steady on.
01:12:49Now, now, careful!
01:12:50Do you know why I really hate pirates?
01:12:53Uh, childhood trauma, was it?
01:12:54Bitten by a pirate when you were a baby?
01:12:57Huh?
01:12:58Beard envy?
01:12:59It's because you're out of date!
01:13:01You're dinosaurs!
01:13:03All that romance of the seas!
01:13:05Gah!
01:13:06Ha!
01:13:07Ha!
01:13:08Oh.
01:13:17Right!
01:13:18Where were we?
01:13:19Look at you!
01:13:20You should be instinct!
01:13:22party, you're extinct!
01:13:30Along with your little friend!
01:13:31Huh?
01:13:43Pity you can't eat pirates, really.
01:13:45But you'd probably taste of barnacles.
01:13:52Whereas dear little Polly here is going to be absolutely delicious.
01:14:04Hey, Mr. Popo.
01:14:07Give me back my dinner.
01:14:10Captain.
01:14:11Enough of it.
01:14:15Sorry, Mickey.
01:14:19Dodo is off the menu.
01:14:28Stop!
01:14:29Stop!
01:14:33Stop!
01:14:34I'm being squashed by giant barrels of vinegar.
01:14:52Good work, Chuck.
01:14:54Number two, what are you doing here?
01:14:56How did you find me?
01:14:57Where are the labs?
01:14:58Don't worry.
01:14:59They're on the case.
01:14:59It's all thanks to Mr. Bobo here.
01:15:08He rode halfway across the ocean to tell us what you were up to.
01:15:11And, you know, I figured you tend to end up wrapped in sausages facing certain death at about this point in an adventure.
01:15:18Yes.
01:15:18Yes.
01:15:20Yes.
01:15:22Yes.
01:15:24Listen, number two, I, uh, I realize I've, I let you down.
01:15:34Sorry.
01:15:35I let everybody down.
01:15:38You know, I've, uh, well, I've, I've done some pretty appalling things in my piratical career.
01:15:44Like that time I, I used babies as squid bait.
01:15:48Well, that other time I thought it would be okay to let a, a turtle drive the boat.
01:15:52But the thing is, I, I mean, what I'm trying to say is, is, is, is you decided to single-handedly take on Queen Victoria's flagship in order to rescue Polly.
01:16:01Yes, I'm, I'm afraid I did.
01:16:06That's terrifically idiotic.
01:16:09Yes.
01:16:10It's also the reason why me and the lads, well, we still think you're the best pirate of the 70s.
01:16:20Oh.
01:16:34Oh.
01:16:36Oh.
01:16:43Oh.
01:16:43Oh.
01:16:44Oh.
01:16:45Oh.
01:16:46Oh.
01:16:46Pauly!
01:16:53Oh, nein, du bist.
01:16:55Captain?
01:17:05Kiss your beaky little friend goodbye.
01:17:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:17:29Come on, little dodo.
01:17:31Bitey bite.
01:17:32The lady's got Pauly.
01:17:38Bite it, you stupid bird.
01:17:40Bite it.
01:17:41Bite it.
01:18:11Well done, sir.
01:18:34Wahey, Captain!
01:18:37Fair play, dear sir.
01:18:41This is our most unexpectedly heartwarming adventure ever.
01:18:49You will swing for this curfew.
01:18:51And after you've done swinging, I'll chop your head off.
01:18:55I'll come in the count and fire it into the sun.
01:18:57Does that mean he's not pardoned anymore?
01:19:00Pardon!
01:19:03You'll be outlawed across the globe.
01:19:06There'll be a higher price off your head than any prize before you.
01:19:11The whole world will know your name!
01:19:19Welcome back, Captain.
01:19:22Thank you!
01:19:40Ja!
01:19:48Buh-bye!
01:20:01Well, it's been a pleasure, Charles. Good luck with the science.
01:20:05Thank you, Captain.
01:20:06Oh, and just a little tip. Grow yourself a beard.
01:20:09It'll make your face look a little lumpy.
01:20:32A hundred thousand doubloons.
01:20:36Not bad, eh, Mr. Bobo?
01:20:39I'm afraid if you really want to try and try and try and try and try.
01:20:46Whoa!
01:20:47Oh!
01:20:48Oh!
01:20:49Oh!
01:20:52That...
01:20:53I, er...
01:20:55Is this a bit of...
01:20:56Squid's tentacle?
01:20:57Yeah.
01:20:58And that's my earwax.
01:21:00I keep telling you it's never been about the trophies or the treasure.
01:21:08It's about who you are inside.
01:21:12I say, you know, not a woman disguised as a man, are you, number two?
01:21:16No.
01:21:17No.
01:21:18Because that does happen surprisingly often at sea.
01:21:19No.
01:21:20Because that does happen surprisingly often at sea.
01:21:23Oh!
01:21:24And that's just going to be the sweet and the victory count.
01:21:25You can get it if you really want.
01:21:26Oh!
01:21:27You can get it if you really want.
01:21:28You can get it if you really want.
01:21:30You can get it if you really want.
01:21:33You can get it if you really want.
01:21:36But you must try.
01:21:38Well, come on, you coves.
01:21:41Those treasure chests won't plunder themselves.
01:21:43Hoist the flag.
01:21:44Use the flag.
01:21:45Here's a course for adventure.
01:22:08You see, I told you, didn't I tell you?
01:22:12Just add it on for decoration, my foot.
01:22:38The flag, put it out, see our friends, see the sights, they're all right.
01:22:48We like you, I can't be sure, I'm missing as she turns, we are strange in our worlds.
01:23:00But we are young, we get by, don't go mad, ain't got time.
01:23:07Sleep around, if we like, but we're all right.
01:23:13Got some cash, got some wheels, take it out, put some wheels, lose control, hit a wall, but we're all right.
01:23:28Are we like you, I can't be sure, I'm missing as she turns.
01:23:37We are strange in our hearts, but we are young.
01:23:42We run green, keep our teeth nice and clean.
01:23:47See our friends, see the sights, feel all right.
01:23:53There we go.
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01:24:46We are strange in our hearts, but we are young
01:24:51We run green, keep our teeth nice and clean
01:24:56See our brains, see the sights, feel alright
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01:25:19Zonaire
01:25:21Zonaire
01:25:24Zonaire
01:25:26Not yet
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