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00:00:00Das war's für heute.
00:00:30The United Nations scrambles to find safe living arrangements
00:00:34for people stranded by the ongoing crisis.
00:00:37Banana, banana, banana, banana.
00:00:39Super-duper bubblegum.
00:00:40Fuzzy-wuzzy.
00:00:41Fuzzy-wuzzy.
00:00:42Thick socks.
00:00:43Okay, I think we're ready.
00:00:44Three, two, one.
00:00:45Coming up, part one of our series
00:00:47on the devastating attacks that rocked Mogadishu.
00:00:51WPR's Nina Gunjaro reports from the Somali capital.
00:00:58How was that?
00:01:00That's great.
00:01:01Let's move on.
00:01:08Three, two, one.
00:01:10Next, an in-depth look at the radical Islamist group Al-Shabaab.
00:01:15WPR's Pietrof Milos reports from Baghdad.
00:01:19Is that Milos or Milos?
00:01:24Pretty sure it's Milos.
00:01:25And that's the kind of day it's been.
00:01:33From WPR News, I'm Vincent Cedar.
00:01:36Vincent, Jason's looking for you.
00:01:37He wants to know if you got that email about Lebanon.
00:01:39I did see an email.
00:01:42I did not read it.
00:01:43We want you to go to Beirut.
00:01:45You want me to actually go to Lebanon?
00:01:47The thing is, I have a little conflict.
00:01:53I have a prior commitment.
00:01:54It's like a family reunion type deal.
00:01:57Been on the books for weeks.
00:02:00And if I miss it all, you know, I just feel awful.
00:02:04If people are counting on me to...
00:02:06What else is there if, you know, if we don't have family?
00:02:11So I just think I better...
00:02:12Okay, just don't forget.
00:02:13We need those Pakistan voiceovers by tomorrow night.
00:02:16Yeah, that's easy.
00:02:17No, I got that for sure.
00:02:19Fantastic.
00:02:19I'm looking forward to that.
00:02:20I thought they were well written.
00:02:22Beirut, that's crazy.
00:02:24You're not a Marine, Vincent.
00:02:25You're in public radio.
00:02:26I know, Dad, but I was just thinking that I could, you know...
00:02:28What are you going to do?
00:02:29Bring peace to the Middle East?
00:02:31I told you, I got out of it.
00:02:34How's Australia?
00:02:35Oh, it's great.
00:02:36Of course, your mother can't understand anybody.
00:02:39Yeah, I bet.
00:02:40Look, it's sort of a slow news day here,
00:02:43so I figured I'd go out and see Nana and Pappy.
00:02:46Your mom will love that.
00:03:01You know, I'll give you a follow-up to make some music.
00:03:15Musik
00:03:45Oh, Barry, it's my identical twin cousin.
00:04:13Hey, buddy.
00:04:15Oh, God, I didn't know you were going to be here.
00:04:19Easy, easy.
00:04:20Good to see you.
00:04:21How are you doing?
00:04:22I'm killing it.
00:04:23Yeah?
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:24Where are you living these days?
00:04:25Oh, I bounce around.
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:26I got a gig in the Poconos starting next week.
00:04:30Yeah.
00:04:31It's huge.
00:04:31They call that the stepping stone to Vegas.
00:04:33Who's they?
00:04:34Everyone.
00:04:35Yeah.
00:04:36That's good.
00:04:37Yeah, everybody in the community.
00:04:38Yeah, you look good.
00:04:39Yeah, thank you.
00:04:39Yeah, yeah.
00:04:40Yeah, you've lost weight in your face.
00:04:42Thank you.
00:04:42It's nice having company.
00:05:05Are you staying overnight?
00:05:09No, I've got a lot of work.
00:05:11I have a work assignment.
00:05:13So I'm just staying for lunch.
00:05:15What are we having?
00:05:16I really don't know what we're having.
00:05:32I have a gift.
00:05:34I brought you a gift.
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:37I got them a gift.
00:05:38It's a, um...
00:05:39I'll get it.
00:05:40It's a coffee.
00:05:41Who doesn't like coffee?
00:05:42This is a Kenyan blend.
00:05:47A Kenyan coffee.
00:05:48Kenyan?
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:50It's a coffee.
00:05:51It has notes of toffee and tangerine.
00:05:55Very subtle.
00:05:56Very fun.
00:05:58Oh.
00:05:59You ever go to Kenya on one of your trips?
00:06:02No.
00:06:03Okay.
00:06:04That's, uh...
00:06:05something to look forward to.
00:06:08What a thoughtful gift, Vincent.
00:06:1290-year-olds love to grind their own beans.
00:06:16Now, did you bring your pour-over kit?
00:06:17Because I don't know how we're going to make it.
00:06:19I actually did bring my pour-over kit.
00:06:21It travels well.
00:06:23I'm going to go get Pappy.
00:06:25All right.
00:06:26I'll be right back.
00:06:31How about sandwiches for lunch?
00:06:34I'll defrost everything.
00:06:35I'm happy to run out and pick something up.
00:06:37Ah, it's no bother.
00:06:39Are we going out to eat?
00:06:41No, we're not going out.
00:06:43I just told you we're having sandwiches.
00:06:48Okay.
00:06:49Oh, that's good.
00:06:50I'll make some sandwiches.
00:06:52You know, I've actually been trying to lay off carbs.
00:06:55Great.
00:06:56We have lots of bread.
00:06:58We've got mayo and mustard.
00:07:00And I have just enough cold cuts,
00:07:02so I think we're in good shape.
00:07:04Why are you always checking your phone?
00:07:05It's for work.
00:07:06You're working today?
00:07:08Yeah.
00:07:08I heard you jabbering a few days ago about Libya.
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14A political turmoil and uprising in Libya.
00:07:17I thought that turned out great.
00:07:18It's awful, you know, what's going on over there.
00:07:21But it's, uh, the piece was really well produced.
00:07:23Good piece of sound.
00:07:25Very clean edit, I thought.
00:07:27I'm glad you caught it.
00:07:28What's it like over there?
00:07:29In, uh, where?
00:07:31Oh, jeez, in Libya.
00:07:33Well, you know, I wouldn't...
00:07:36It's difficult to see one word.
00:07:39It's, um...
00:07:40Foreign?
00:07:41Foreign.
00:07:42You see, Pappy, I would recommend finding somebody
00:07:45that's actually been to Libya.
00:07:47Vincent here reads a teleprompter for a living.
00:07:49He probably wasn't even wearing pants when he read that.
00:07:51Okay, first of all, I'm always wearing pants.
00:07:53And second of all, the word I was looking for is unpredictable.
00:07:57And finally, it's radio.
00:07:59So it's not called a teleprompter.
00:08:00What is it called?
00:08:01It's called a prompter.
00:08:03Are we going to have a happy hour?
00:08:05Oh, jeez, Sonny, just sit.
00:08:07Sit there, I'll go get your pills.
00:08:11There's that, okay, yeah, turkey's always healthy.
00:08:23Hey, who's this?
00:08:27Oh, political turmoil in Libya.
00:08:31Vincent.
00:08:34Oh, I'm reporting live from the service of the Sun.
00:08:38Oh, okay.
00:08:44Wait, Nana seems different, huh?
00:08:47Yeah, ever since her hip surgery, she's needed the pills.
00:08:51That took her a lot out of her.
00:08:57What exactly is she taking?
00:08:59One pill to help her sleep.
00:09:01One to wake her up.
00:09:02One for this.
00:09:03One for that.
00:09:05How do you keep track?
00:09:16You're looking good, though, Pappy.
00:09:18Oh, what a bullshit.
00:09:20I do not look good.
00:09:22But at least I don't sit around all day
00:09:24staring at a goddamn calculator.
00:09:35Hey, Pappy, did you get that book I sent you on FDR?
00:09:39It came with a Kindle.
00:09:42Did you ever get...
00:09:43Because I never heard back from you.
00:09:44It's the whole...
00:09:45Pap.
00:09:46Did you ever...
00:09:49He can hear you, Vincent.
00:09:50He just doesn't care.
00:09:52Where was I?
00:09:54Gloria, you missed two doses today with the hullabaloo.
00:10:00So let's do it with you, Barry.
00:10:01Did I hear you join the circus?
00:10:03No, Vincent.
00:10:04I did not join the circus.
00:10:05I'm an actor.
00:10:07Right.
00:10:08How's that going?
00:10:09Fantastic.
00:10:11Although everything's going to dark this time of year,
00:10:13so I'm taking some time off
00:10:14doing the occasional audition,
00:10:16working on my stand-up.
00:10:17What does that mean, everything is dark?
00:10:19Well, Hollywood basically shut down after pilot season.
00:10:23So everything's kind of slow
00:10:24from February through July
00:10:26and then again from September through November.
00:10:28So you're saying the people in the entertainment industry
00:10:31work exclusively in the months of
00:10:33August, December, and January?
00:10:36Yeah, I don't make the rules.
00:10:39Great.
00:10:40What do you do with the rest of your time?
00:10:42Stand-up comedy.
00:10:43Can you support yourself doing stand-up comedy around here?
00:10:46Well, no, not around here.
00:10:48I make money on the road, though.
00:10:49Oh, okay.
00:10:50The dude in shows and stuff?
00:10:52No.
00:10:53Uber.
00:10:55So on the actual road?
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:59Is there much demand for Uber around here?
00:11:03No.
00:11:04A lot of room for growth.
00:11:08I'm playing the long game.
00:11:10What's your short game?
00:11:11I already told you, Vincent, stand-up comedy.
00:11:14Okay, I got the gig in the Poconos coming up.
00:11:17And then, who knows?
00:11:18It might be huge.
00:11:19I'm a lotto ticket.
00:11:21Scratch me.
00:11:23Tell the Asian joke.
00:11:25That's funny.
00:11:26Yeah, I don't really feel like hearing a joke.
00:11:28You're going to love this.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:31So this is Ryder in Hollywood.
00:11:34He's coming home from work one day.
00:11:35He shows up.
00:11:36His house is on fire.
00:11:37Smoke billowing out of the windows.
00:11:40Right, so the police chief walks over to him.
00:11:42Says, is this your house?
00:11:42Says, yeah, I live here.
00:11:44Says, well, I regret to inform you that your agent stopped by.
00:11:47Murdered your wife.
00:11:48Slaughtered your children.
00:11:50Set fire to the house.
00:11:51You've lost everything.
00:11:52This man takes a minute.
00:11:55Looks up.
00:11:56He says, you mean to tell me my agent stopped by?
00:11:58okay that's funny funny so laugh i am laughing is that how you operate you just like a computer
00:12:14you just walk around saying emotions uh that's funny no bread all right that's enough you're
00:12:22both giving me a headache
00:12:28at least pappy likes my jokes don't you pap
00:12:37he's hilarious huh
00:12:40he's a comedian
00:12:42real comedian
00:12:44i got a joke for you this is a good one
00:12:47there's a guy searching uh... what is it there's a guy searching for the meaning of life he goes to see a
00:12:51buddhist guru and he goes up and he says hey what's the meaning of uh... of life and the guru says to him
00:12:56life is like a fountain
00:12:58the guy thinks about it for a second he says
00:13:00i don't think life is like a fountain
00:13:02and then the guru says he could be right
00:13:10i think i'm missing a part of that that's why
00:13:12you know let me
00:13:14you're gonna love this one there's uh... dimitri and uh... slavos and they're at the uh...
00:13:21i don't know what's going on
00:13:30hey puppy
00:13:31Hey, hey, hey, look at this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what's
00:13:42going on? He's resting, he gots up. What? He's napping. Why the hell did you smack him so
00:13:47hard? I barely touched him. He may have killed him. Okay, I did not kill him. He's resting.
00:13:55Resting. Right? I don't think he's breathing.
00:14:01He does not appear to be breathing. Barry, cue Barry, do something, check his pulse, get
00:14:09in there, get the, in the gills, in the gills, in the gills, he's not a fish. Oh, oh, God.
00:14:20Pass me the glass. What are you doing? It's not fogging. It's supposed to fog. Jesus. Okay.
00:14:31Okay. I don't feel anything.
00:14:43What are you doing? Are you laughing? No. Obviously not. He's dead. I know he's dead.
00:14:51I know. Nana is right over there. I know. Oh, this is awful.
00:15:01Is this how you react in a crisis? No wonder they keep you locked up in a sound booth.
00:15:05Shut up. I can't control it. It's a nervous laughter. You pointing it out makes it worse.
00:15:10I cannot believe you. This is hilarious, but when I tell a good joke, it's that's funny.
00:15:14Oh, you're unbelievable. I am unbelievable. Are we going out to eat? We might be.
00:15:22It's time for a nap. Put it to bed. Okay. What? I can't. Would you rather stay here with
00:15:27the body? No. Just take a seat here. There we go. Get you. There we go. Lie down. We have a fun
00:15:40day ahead of us. Okay. What kind of fun? Well, we've got lots of activities lined up for us. We have
00:15:48lots of calling people and people calling us. Lots of activities. So I just, we're going to come
00:15:54back and we're going to wake you in just a little bit. I'm not tired. I think you will feel so much
00:16:01better. If you can just lie down and get a little nap. There it is. All right. How does
00:16:10that sound? How does that sound? That's what I thought. So, yeah.
00:16:23Hey, what's the game plan here? Do you remember Aunt Gladys? She was crazy.
00:16:27Barry, focus. I am focused. I called my parents. You try your mom.
00:16:33Dad, I hope you're checking messages. It's urgent. Give me a call.
00:16:59You talk to your folks? Are they coming out here? No, Vincent. Nobody wants my folks
00:17:05here. Right. Well, we need to call somebody. A doctor, a rabbi. A rabbi? What the fuck
00:17:11is a rabbi going to do? We can handle this ourselves. We cannot handle this ourselves. Okay?
00:17:17There's a very fragile woman sleeping in the next room who has no idea what's going on.
00:17:24What are you doing? I am looking up a mortician. Okay? Because that is who you call when someone
00:17:29dies. And we need to call a doctor for Nana, too. I don't know what kind of medication
00:17:33she needs to stay alive. And the last thing you and I need is for bodies to be piling up.
00:17:38Okay. She'll be fine. You have no idea what you're talking about. Neither do you.
00:17:45Ain't laughing over a dead body? What did you do in that charming bedside manner? Journalism school?
00:17:50Hello. My name is Vincent Cedar, and I'd like to report a death. Can you hold, please? I will hold,
00:17:55yeah. There was nothing you could have done. It was a stroke. What about our grandmother?
00:18:05Well, clearly she's going to need someone to stay with her indefinitely. My parents are in Sydney.
00:18:13Yeah, mine are useless. Well, then I guess it's up to you, too.
00:18:19Barry, Barry is definitely an option. Just, uh, because I've got to get back to work.
00:18:28You say he was just sitting down when it happened? Yeah. I would just add while you're making notes
00:18:42that he, uh, he was technically, he wasn't, he was hit. He was also, he did hit him. Wait,
00:18:49I did not hit him. You say he was hit? No. He was not hit. He was struck. I tapped him,
00:18:57and you don't need to write it down. I would put it down. Was it a tap or a hit? Well, let's see.
00:19:03I can't remember. Show. Show. Show. I was probably like this. What did you call it? Cool.
00:19:11I don't remember it that way, but I, well, I remember because it just happened, so it's still so,
00:19:15it's still raw, you know, that the way that I remember it. Hey, nip it.
00:19:23Hold on a second.
00:19:27Uh, yeah, it was his time. You have my sympathies.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:39Uh, I would cover him with a blanket.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:46All right, doctor. I know you need to go play tennis, but is there any way you could stay
00:19:50longer? We haven't told our grandma yet, and we still...
00:19:53Oh, Barry, Vincent, it's been a shock. It'll take some time. Life has its ebbs and flows,
00:20:01and this is one of those ebbs.
00:20:05Yeah.
00:20:06The mortician should be here within an hour.
00:20:10Oh, and one more thing, just in case. You should get your Nana out of here before he gets
00:20:15here. She could really lose it. Ah, good luck with that. Bye-bye.
00:20:31Hello?
00:20:31Vincent?
00:20:32Dad, hey.
00:20:33How's the visit going?
00:20:34Good. I'm really good, actually. Um, Pappy died.
00:20:37What? Oh, my God. Oh, shit.
00:20:44I know, it is a shock. Um, it's an ebb and a flow, you know, as they say in life. But,
00:20:53uh, listen, when do you think you'll be able to get out here?
00:20:56I don't know. Your mother's gonna be devastated.
00:20:59The doctor said that someone needs to be around Nana at all times, which I agree with. And
00:21:04Barry has some job on the East Coast. I don't know when that's gonna happen again. I can't.
00:21:10It's gonna take us a couple of days to get back. Um, you know, I-I know. Look up a place
00:21:17called Memories. It's a senior's home in the city. I think your mom made arrangements in
00:21:22case this happened. We'll call them. You just get it.
00:21:25Yeah. Yeah, no, we can, uh, that's a good plan.
00:21:29That's a huge help to the family, Vincent. All the funeral stuff can wait. Okay?
00:21:35Okay, thanks.
00:21:43How you doing, man?
00:21:46Just let it all sink in.
00:21:48All right, no. It is hard.
00:21:51Yeah. Thanks.
00:21:52So, lookit, I think I'm gonna-I'm gonna take off. Um, I got a big assignment, and I gotta
00:22:01get a jump on that, and I-I feel like you got this. You know, you have everything under
00:22:05control, and I'd just be getting in your way, and...
00:22:09What, are you kidding me?
00:22:12Look, I'm not good in these situations.
00:22:15Situations?
00:22:16You mean life?
00:22:19Look-
00:22:19There is no fucking way you were leaving me alone to deal with this.
00:22:23It's-I just talked to my dad.
00:22:24He said you're the better one to take Nana to the Memories facility. Okay? Those are his
00:22:29words.
00:22:30Okay? She's more comfortable with you anyways. I'd be getting in your way.
00:22:33Not gonna happen. My car wouldn't even make it anyhow.
00:22:36What are you talking about?
00:22:37It is totally unreliable.
00:22:38You're an Uber driver. How can your car be totally unreliable?
00:22:41I never said I was doing well. What's wrong with your car?
00:22:45Nothing. I need it.
00:22:46To report on Syria from a sound booth.
00:22:49Oh, excuse me if journalism doesn't go dark.
00:22:51Okay, I can't be-
00:22:52Can't be what?
00:22:54Bothered by a family crisis?
00:22:56Keep your voice down. She's sleeping.
00:22:58You're going back to the city.
00:23:00We're gonna pack Nana up and take your car.
00:23:03So go call your dad and tell him you got it figured out.
00:23:33Okay.
00:23:33Okay.
00:23:40Hi, Nan.
00:23:43Who the hell are you?
00:23:47It's Vincent. It's your grandson. You remember me. We're going on a little trip.
00:23:51Hey, we gotta go, okay? She's awake and very hostile.
00:24:05I'll give her another pill.
00:24:06No, we don't have time for that.
00:24:08Okay, she just catapulted a clock at my head.
00:24:10The mortician's gonna be here any minute.
00:24:13Code red.
00:24:13What is code red?
00:24:16Code red.
00:24:17Okay, let's go.
00:24:22Here we go.
00:24:24Charge.
00:24:25All right.
00:24:26We're going forward.
00:24:27Who's that?
00:24:28That is the electrician.
00:24:30Okay, and you're a little early.
00:24:31Just in the living room, it's a breaker, and it's definitely dead.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:35All right.
00:24:36Here we go.
00:24:37What am I...
00:24:38Yes.
00:24:39All right.
00:24:40I want to move ahead like we're getting in the car.
00:24:44So we're tacking to the left.
00:24:46And halt.
00:24:47Wait.
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:48All right.
00:24:49Can I ask you something?
00:24:50Yes.
00:24:51Can I ask you something?
00:24:51Yes.
00:24:52Do you ever shut up?
00:24:53You're giving me such a headache.
00:24:54Good note.
00:24:55All right.
00:24:56Getting in the car.
00:24:56I can get in.
00:24:57Yep.
00:24:58I can get in.
00:24:58Just watching.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:00Very good.
00:25:01Very good.
00:25:02Closing the door.
00:25:03Three, two, yahtzee.
00:25:06All right.
00:25:06It's hot in here.
00:25:08I understand.
00:25:10I am hot, too.
00:25:10Do you have any water?
00:25:11I got water in here, I believe.
00:25:13You got air conditioning?
00:25:14Inside.
00:25:15All right.
00:25:16Just a second.
00:25:16Just a second.
00:25:17Just a second.
00:25:17Thank God.
00:25:18Okay.
00:25:19Where's Lou?
00:25:20That is a good...
00:25:21Dan, I want you to hold that car and go ahead and take these pills.
00:25:25All right?
00:25:25Oh, my pills.
00:25:26It's go time.
00:25:26Chika, chika, chika, chika.
00:25:27It's one o'clock, and that is...
00:25:29What has gotten into you?
00:25:31What has gotten into you?
00:25:33Please don't do that.
00:25:34It's very upsetting.
00:25:35Well, don't upset me, then.
00:25:37It's upsetting when you lock me in here, because I can't open this door.
00:25:40Okay.
00:25:40That's upsetting.
00:25:41I understand.
00:25:42That is upsetting.
00:25:44That's not perceived.
00:25:44Barry, get in the car.
00:25:45Wait.
00:25:46I'm on the door.
00:25:46You have to wait.
00:25:47I am...
00:25:47You have to wait.
00:25:48I'm on the door.
00:25:49I am unlocking, and you're pulling at the same time, which doesn't work.
00:25:52All right.
00:25:53Get in the car, you big gorilla.
00:25:54Good God.
00:25:55What the hell's going on, you big gorilla?
00:25:58What did you do to her?
00:25:59We lost the pills.
00:26:00I want to know where we're going.
00:26:02We're going out to eat, man.
00:26:03You were the one that wanted to go out to eat.
00:26:05Are you not hungry?
00:26:07Yes, I am hungry.
00:26:09I'm always hungry, actually.
00:26:11Here's Lou.
00:26:12He's not coming.
00:26:13What are you doing?
00:26:33Don't touch the...
00:26:34I'm going to check something.
00:26:35I need the map to know where we're going.
00:26:37How am I supposed to know where we're going if you take my map?
00:26:39The map's not going anywhere.
00:26:40Watch the road.
00:26:41I am watching the road, but how am I supposed to know where...
00:26:43I'm going.
00:26:44I need to see the...
00:26:45Okay, you're going straight for 65 miles.
00:26:48Well, it has been there, but the ETA changes based on the traffic.
00:26:50What's the ETA?
00:26:51We're going to be there in a while.
00:26:53It relaxes me to see the fake road and the fake car trot along the map.
00:26:59It's a real car on a real road, and we're just going to keep going straight.
00:27:05So I booked the place for the night.
00:27:07It's right up the freeway.
00:27:09No, we can get there.
00:27:10Look, we'll be at Memories by dinner, and we'll just be done with it.
00:27:14Be done with it?
00:27:16Nice.
00:27:17First of all, they can't even take her until tomorrow morning.
00:27:20Are you kidding?
00:27:21I got a VO on Pakistan.
00:27:23I got a million things to do.
00:27:24I...
00:27:24This was supposed to be lunch.
00:27:28Clearly, I don't know what's going on in Pakistan, but the situation on the ground here has changed.
00:27:32You know, he used to have to tell her that she lost her husband in 60 years.
00:27:42We can do that over lunch.
00:27:46The food is very comforting.
00:27:52Oh, yeah.
00:27:53Thank you.
00:27:59Okay, great.
00:28:00Thank you.
00:28:08Doctor says she won't die without the illness.
00:28:11Who's not going to die?
00:28:13Oh, nothing.
00:28:14Anna, we have to talk to you about something that happened early.
00:28:22Yeah, I would wait on that, though, and let's order.
00:28:24Let's get...
00:28:25Let's get an order in.
00:28:28Oh, my goodness.
00:28:31There's cake and banana split and...
00:28:36You know you're looking at the dessert menu.
00:28:37I know.
00:28:42Wow.
00:28:44You know, we need to talk to you about something that happened earlier.
00:28:48I'm going to have the banana split and the strawberry shake.
00:28:56Pappy's dead.
00:28:56What can I get you?
00:28:57I heard banana split.
00:28:58You want...
00:28:59Yeah, let's go three on the banana split.
00:29:00Just three and bring it out when it's ready.
00:29:05What?
00:29:07Pappy died.
00:29:09He died this morning.
00:29:10Easy.
00:29:11Make it easy.
00:29:13I'm just trying to make it clear that he's never coming back.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:16I think you're making it painfully clear.
00:29:25Oh, my God.
00:29:26Why did you...
00:29:28You should have seen him, though.
00:29:30He was in his chair.
00:29:32He was in his chair.
00:29:34I'm sorry, Dan.
00:29:37We should have said something.
00:29:41Yes, you should have.
00:29:42We freaked out and we should have said something, but he wanted to get out of there.
00:29:47Why does everybody want to protect me?
00:29:49We just love you and we want to take care of you.
00:29:52So you're going to take care of me?
00:29:56You want to take care of me?
00:29:57No.
00:29:57Not us.
00:29:59Somebody...
00:30:00We're taking you to a place where some people can look after you.
00:30:04It's an assisted living facility.
00:30:05Yeah.
00:30:06It's...
00:30:07It's great.
00:30:08It's a nurturing environment.
00:30:10You know, it's okay to be sad, man.
00:30:17It's okay.
00:30:19Let's talk about Lou.
00:30:20Let's talk about Lou.
00:30:21Let's talk about whatever's going on in your head, whatever feelings you're feeling, emotions.
00:30:26Just let it out.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:27Or don't.
00:30:28Or choose not to.
00:30:29You know, because that is a choice.
00:30:30And I would just say, you know, that's your private business.
00:30:34We want to respect that.
00:30:36But we are family and we are here for you.
00:30:41So who better to share this with than your family?
00:30:43I don't know.
00:30:44I just think less is more.
00:30:46There's so much more you can learn in what's not said than what's said.
00:30:50We're looking at this like a chart.
00:30:52We're trying to chart this thing.
00:30:54You know, we've got me here.
00:30:55Barry's here.
00:30:56We've got the graph.
00:30:57We've got this chart, the pie chart here.
00:30:59And we're working our way up.
00:31:01Everybody's spinning and nobody knows why.
00:31:02What the fuck are you talking about?
00:31:04What the fuck are you talking about?
00:31:06I'm saying let's get a happy hour.
00:31:07All right?
00:31:07Let's get a happy hour and get back in the car.
00:31:29How you doing back there, Nan?
00:31:31Oh, fuck off.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:35Copy that.
00:31:36Oh, fuck off.
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00:32:00Oh, fuck off.
00:32:01Oh, fuck off.
00:32:02Oh, fuck off.
00:32:03What in the hell are you doing?
00:32:10Coffee stuff plays really well.
00:32:13It's all about finding the right hashtag.
00:32:16You wouldn't understand.
00:32:17Yeah.
00:32:19Yeah, I bet the internet can't wait to see what you're drinking, Vincent.
00:32:23When was the last time you got laid?
00:32:25I don't want to talk about that.
00:32:27You don't want to talk about anything.
00:32:29I'm sorry if I don't feel the need to share every thought that enters my head.
00:32:33Grandpa's dead.
00:32:34He died in his favorite chair.
00:32:35He died sitting down.
00:32:36That was a touching obituary in there.
00:32:38I'm sorry if I didn't have my Grandpa's Dead script in front of me.
00:32:40I'm figuring this out, okay?
00:32:41I don't know what I'm doing.
00:32:43At least I have real stories to share about them.
00:32:45You know, from actual visits.
00:32:47I'm treating Nana like a human being, Vincent.
00:32:49You, on the other hand, are treating her like she's a fucking child.
00:32:52You're a child.
00:32:53You're a freeloader.
00:32:54Pretending to be an actor, pretending to be an Uber driver.
00:32:56Me?
00:32:57Vincent, you are a war correspondent who's afraid to leave the sound studio.
00:33:01You stop by Nana and Pappy's and just see how quickly you can leave.
00:33:05Hey, I'm here doing everything I can do, okay?
00:33:09I called the doctor.
00:33:10I packed up Nan, who nearly assaulted me.
00:33:12I'm driving us to memories in my car.
00:33:15I'm right here.
00:33:20Yeah, okay.
00:33:21Where's Nana?
00:33:31What?
00:33:33Shit.
00:33:38She's like an ex-con who finally busted out.
00:33:41Really never took her anywhere.
00:33:42He couldn't.
00:33:43You saw her at the house.
00:33:44Pappy was being pretty liberal with those sedatives.
00:33:46Yeah, but she needed those pills, right?
00:33:47After the fall she had, the surgery.
00:33:48Well, that's what everyone says, but I think the men slowed her down.
00:33:51She should have been running free.
00:33:53She's not a deer.
00:33:55This is a disaster.
00:33:58What the hell is this place?
00:34:08Hey.
00:34:11We gotta get back in the car, okay?
00:34:13I'm not leaving.
00:34:15Hey.
00:34:15Hey.
00:34:15Hey.
00:34:15Hey.
00:34:15Hey.
00:34:15Hey.
00:34:17Hey.
00:34:17Hey.
00:34:18Hey.
00:34:18Come on, Dad.
00:34:21Come on.
00:34:21We gotta go.
00:34:22We know you're upset, but...
00:34:23You have no idea what I am.
00:34:28How do we get this stuff?
00:34:29Is there an operator?
00:34:32Operator.
00:34:41One ride, okay?
00:34:43One ride.
00:34:45It's just one ride.
00:34:46Ready?
00:34:48One ride, okay.
00:34:48One ride, okay?
00:34:50Was already out of the river.
00:34:54Where?
00:34:55There we go.
00:34:57Another ride.
00:35:05One ride, okay?
00:35:05Go on.
00:35:07One ride.
00:35:07We could tie us on the road.
00:35:09One ride, okay?
00:35:09There we be.
00:35:11So we need you...
00:35:11Maybe we could take us on the track, but...
00:35:11Don't run
00:35:12them all.
00:35:13I just wear a drink.
00:35:13We'll love you.
00:35:15Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
00:35:45Okay, I'm ready.
00:36:15Why are you looking at me?
00:36:31No reason.
00:36:32I'm so aware that you're in the car with me.
00:36:39Is it interesting?
00:36:40Some people who can't, who aren't able to disappear.
00:36:44You're definitely one of those people that's like, when you're there, Barry's there.
00:36:47You're always around it.
00:36:49You have a loud voice.
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:50Presence helps.
00:36:51It is presence, but it's not very subtle.
00:37:01Get back here.
00:37:02Cover me.
00:37:03Cover me.
00:37:03Hurry up.
00:37:04Hurry up.
00:37:05Hurry up.
00:37:07There's people all over the place.
00:37:08Just pee.
00:37:09Just pee on the back.
00:37:09Come here.
00:37:10Get close.
00:37:11Dude, everybody can see me.
00:37:13Get over here.
00:37:14Get over here.
00:37:14All right, fine.
00:37:16Go.
00:37:16Here.
00:37:18What are you doing, man?
00:37:19It's windy.
00:37:20It's windy.
00:37:21What is wrong with you?
00:37:27I want to go back to boats.
00:37:29Do you think people have to pay rent for boats?
00:37:32Are they renting the water, or are they renting?
00:37:34What if you own the boat?
00:37:37Do you rent the water that it's sitting on?
00:37:42Why don't you work things out in your head and then work them out in real life later?
00:37:46You know?
00:37:46Just Google stuff.
00:37:47Make a list of things you want to Google, and then you can quietly Google them.
00:37:51I thought maybe you might have, you know, covered a story on that or something.
00:37:54I don't think about boats that much, where people live on a boat.
00:37:59You should have a blog.
00:38:07Hello.
00:38:08Welcome to the River Inn.
00:38:09Can I have your name?
00:38:10Yeah, Vincent.
00:38:10I got this.
00:38:11Barry Sachs.
00:38:13Mr. Sachs?
00:38:15Oh, you're headlining at the Hotsy Totsy.
00:38:18We have you down for two rooms, and the open mic starts at 10 p.m.
00:38:23Thank you very much, Nadine.
00:38:25This does come with the senior discount, right?
00:38:28Absolutely.
00:38:29Just let me know if there's anything else that I can get for you.
00:38:33I will.
00:38:35Yeah.
00:38:36I would love a little Wi-Fi if I could.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:39Yeah.
00:38:39Can I get more towels?
00:38:41Barry, you are so charming and tall.
00:38:44I'll bet a lot of women just fall really hard for you, huh?
00:38:47She works at a hotel in Merced.
00:38:49That's for disrespecting a really lovely young woman.
00:38:53And that's for him.
00:38:56You are impossible.
00:38:57This is why we're having a sleepover, so we can watch you perform at an open mic off the
00:39:01highway.
00:39:02Do you have any idea how selfish that is?
00:39:04Look, it's gonna be a blast, okay?
00:39:06I'm sure they got Wi-Fi.
00:39:08You can work in the room.
00:39:08Do you want anything?
00:39:09No, I don't want anything, and we're right here, okay?
00:39:11And I'm gonna be a little late for a very big show, because I have some broadcast to record.
00:39:17Uh, voiceovers are not broadcast.
00:39:19He doesn't know anything.
00:39:21He doesn't know anything.
00:39:21Stop it.
00:39:22You've both got big dicks.
00:39:25She's back.
00:39:28Yes, Wi-Fi.
00:39:30Here we go.
00:39:32Thank God.
00:39:34Public radio lives another day.
00:39:36Shecky Green, you want to prepare for tonight, do some crowd work, you know, loosen up?
00:39:40No.
00:39:41No, I don't.
00:39:41I want to relax.
00:39:42My act is influenced by people like Bruce, Pryor, professionals, stream of consciousness
00:39:49stuff, rapid-fire observations.
00:39:52It's so interesting hearing you talk about your work.
00:39:56It's really, you know, it's inspiring.
00:40:12Thank you.
00:40:42Amen.
00:41:12Amen.
00:41:42From WPR in Washington, I'm Vincent Cedar.
00:41:46Is that really the voice you use?
00:41:48You know we're not even in Washington. Why do you keep saying that?
00:41:51Yes, this is the voice I use. I'm just checking the levels.
00:41:55From WPR in Washington, I...
00:41:57Vincent, you sound fucking insane.
00:41:59Just use your normal voice.
00:42:01These are honed oratory skills.
00:42:04Alright, not just anybody can do this.
00:42:063, 2, 1, coming up inside the harrowing experience of three American hostages held in Lahore.
00:42:15I'm back in the gang, baby!
00:42:17What are you talking about?
00:42:18O'Berry has booked himself an audition.
00:42:20I thought you said everything was dark.
00:42:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Criminalize.
00:42:25It's a procedural guest spot.
00:42:27Jesus.
00:42:28Oh, this is perfect.
00:42:30They want me to put myself on tape.
00:42:32What does that mean?
00:42:33Exactly what it sounds like. Okay, hold on.
00:42:35Hold on. It's downloading. Okay. Here we go. Got it.
00:42:39Okay, character description.
00:42:41I'm the tech guy.
00:42:43Jimmy.
00:42:44Jimmy the tech guy.
00:42:46Oh, it's good when they have a name.
00:42:48Here's what it says.
00:42:49Jimmy is sweet and unusual looking.
00:42:52Perfect.
00:42:53Okay, Vincent, I'm definitely gonna need your help running lines,
00:42:55and then you gotta operate camera.
00:42:57Nah, I got a lot of work to do.
00:43:00Okay, um...
00:43:02Do you wanna put pants on?
00:43:04No, no, you just shoot me from here up.
00:43:06Okay.
00:43:07Just a second.
00:43:08Rolling.
00:43:14Hello.
00:43:15My name is Barry Sachs, and I'm reading for the role of Jimmy.
00:43:22Action.
00:43:23They say that the attackers served time in the military and may have suffered from PTSD.
00:43:38Say, Jimmy, you need to run a search on every active military base in the southwest between the years 1997 to 2003. I need you... I feel like I have all the lines here. Keep going.
00:43:51But, Jimmy, I need you to run a search on every active military base in the southwest between the years 1997 to 2003. Got it? Do you got it, though? Because those are the years that we haven't listed. What do you see, Ace? Anything? Hey, hey, hey, talk to me, Ace. What do you got for me?
00:44:12No, I'm not getting anything.
00:44:14Wait a minute. I'm in. How was I?
00:44:24How was I?
00:44:25I have no idea. You barely say anything.
00:44:27Vincent, acting is reacting. Okay, let's watch the tape.
00:44:31Did you see me looking off?
00:44:33I saw it. It was brilliant. Hold on.
00:44:35I was pretending somebody's over there.
00:44:36Yeah. Play.
00:44:37No, I'm not getting anything.
00:44:40The guy looked off. Wait a minute. I'm in.
00:44:44Nailed it. I crushed it. One take. Let's send it in.
00:44:48I feel like we should do multiple takes to give you insurance.
00:44:50No, Vincent, fuck them. They get one take. They either like me or they don't.
00:44:55Okay, I love the confidence. I remember you. Remember me.
00:45:20No. Hey, hey. Not good. Not cool. That's a war computer.
00:45:24It's fine. I'll clear the cache. They can see it.
00:45:27The cookies, if they look or something.
00:45:30What the hell is that? Have you used that before?
00:45:33It's a niche site, and yes, I've used it before.
00:45:36It's women looking to commit crimes against me.
00:45:41Look at this. Jesus, this girl is hot.
00:45:46Let me see.
00:45:49How do these girls live in this dumpy town?
00:45:53You can find beauty in every corner if you open your eyes, Mr. Senior War Correspondent.
00:46:00These babes don't live in the town. They live in a 25-mile radius.
00:46:06This looks like a dating site from hell. I don't want to be involved in this.
00:46:10Vincent, guess what I grabbed before leaving the house today.
00:46:14Condoms?
00:46:17No, that's not me.
00:46:20No, it's better than you. And yeah, I got condoms.
00:46:24Why the hell did you have his bathrobe?
00:46:27It's vintage.
00:46:36Wow.
00:46:37Now, look why here are the moves at home.
00:46:42And now there are a few times, the enemy has to fall off.
00:46:46And yet we have to eat it.
00:46:51And I'm going to want to find aainways among those.
00:46:56Musik
00:47:26All right, all right. Listen up, you scumbags. It's comedy night at the Hotsy Totsy Club.
00:47:50I hope you're ready to have a good time, maybe a little laughter.
00:47:54Oh, my.
00:47:55You know, do what you're supposed to do. Get drunk.
00:47:56They really know how to make a martini here. It's the best.
00:47:59The best kind of martini is the one that has almost no vermouth at all.
00:48:03It's sort of mostly straight gin.
00:48:05Did you ever see that Dean Martin movie where he wants a very dry martini?
00:48:08And he takes the glass of gin, goes to the refrigerator, shows it to the bottle of vermouth, and closes the door.
00:48:16Is Don Rickles in that?
00:48:17No.
00:48:18Okay, I don't think I saw it.
00:48:19Next up, we've got this guy. His name is Jeff. I think he's got a Twitter account.
00:48:23or something. I don't know. Come on, Jeff. Let's see what you can do.
00:48:27Let's see what you can do.
00:48:28Okay.
00:48:29Are you nervous?
00:48:31No.
00:48:33Really?
00:48:34Mm-mm.
00:48:34Wow.
00:48:36Zoning.
00:48:37Uh-huh.
00:48:38Vincent, if it's funny, you can laugh. If it's funny, I will laugh.
00:48:43Chugga-chugga-choo-choo.
00:48:44Good luck.
00:48:46Christ.
00:48:47Is he funny?
00:48:47Is he funny?
00:48:47Not really.
00:48:48Oh, no.
00:48:49Wow.
00:48:49Um, so, I've been trying to lose weight. We're trying to lose weight. I get a lot of weight and trying to lose it. Dude, I cannot do salad any longer.
00:48:59Hello.
00:49:00I feel like if...
00:49:01How's your girlfriend?
00:49:02What?
00:49:03Oh, uh...
00:49:04We broke up.
00:49:06Yeah.
00:49:06Oh, really?
00:49:07Yeah.
00:49:08Why? What happened?
00:49:09Um, we were...
00:49:11What happened?
00:49:12It's, uh...
00:49:13That's a long story.
00:49:13We just drift. You know, there's, like, I think in any relationship, it's give and take.
00:49:17You know, I had this secret sauce that you need, and if you don't have that ingredient, you can...
00:49:22You wanted to sleep with other people.
00:49:24What's that?
00:49:24Oh, come on, honey. I got it. Everybody wants to do that. Hey, fucking is great, but you can't fuck forever.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:34You know what I'm saying?
00:49:35I do, yeah.
00:49:36I mean, you can't spend the day... What? You're going to spend, what, five minutes? Six minutes at the most because you're a young person.
00:49:42But, you know, it's the rest of your life that you have to worry about.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:46You know?
00:49:47Yeah, no, I get it.
00:49:48So.
00:49:48That's good advice.
00:49:49Listen to me. I know these things.
00:49:51I'm listening.
00:49:52I mean, I'm not my age for nothing, right?
00:49:54Right. I wonder when they get... when the show starts, because I thought it was, uh...
00:49:58The male member has no conscience.
00:50:02Right.
00:50:03It thinks only about itself. It is a slut.
00:50:07Gimme, gimme, gimme. I want, I want, I want.
00:50:10You can't live by that, because if you do, you listen to all those gimme gimme's, you're going to get psycho.
00:50:16Yeah, I'm going to get me, get me, get me out of here.
00:50:18We've got an amazing show tonight. Our headliner... I don't know how we got him, but we got him.
00:50:23Please welcome Mr. Barry Sachs.
00:50:25Barry, come on out.
00:50:27Good to see you.
00:50:28Good to be back. Thank you very much.
00:50:31Hello, Hotsy Totsy. How we doing tonight?
00:50:34Old exit 52.
00:50:36My favorite exit.
00:50:38Perfect.
00:50:39Ooh.
00:50:40Hot mic.
00:50:40Hot mic.
00:50:41Yeah, thank you all for coming out.
00:50:43Uh, I do want to give a shout-out there to my fan club in the back.
00:50:46Uh, my cousin Vince there.
00:50:48Hi, Vincent.
00:50:49Uh, he is a virgin, so if anybody's looking for an easy lay, that's probably your go-to.
00:50:54And Nan, my grandma's back there, too.
00:50:56This is the first time she's seen me perform.
00:50:58Hi, Nana.
00:50:59Yes, yes, he looked marvelous.
00:51:01God, I don't remember this being so short.
00:51:02Did you add this in, Paul?
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05Uh, phew.
00:51:07So, uh, my grandfather died this morning.
00:51:11Uh, I thought that was going to hit.
00:51:14Um, I'm going through some God troubles right now, trying to figure out what his, uh, what's my purpose.
00:51:21You know, I picture him in a, uh, in a boardroom of sorts with all the other creators, and he's kind of like the stoner guy.
00:51:28He's got the big beard.
00:51:29You know, he comes in, he's late.
00:51:31You know, he's coming in, he's got shit falling out of his bag.
00:51:33You know, he's got his easel, he sets up.
00:51:35He's like, sorry, yes, okay.
00:51:37I think it's called Earth.
00:51:38Um, it's blue.
00:51:40And then that's pretty much all he has, so he starts improvising, right?
00:51:42He's like, this is a snake.
00:51:47Uh, it's just one, just, it's a, just a single thing.
00:51:50Next thing, this here, oh, this one's great.
00:51:52This is a spider.
00:51:54Uh, it's got, uh, uh, why does it have eight legs?
00:51:57Why not?
00:51:58How many legs does it take?
00:51:59How many legs do you need?
00:52:01How many eyes?
00:52:02You know?
00:52:05You got, you know, if you can't do it with, if you can't do it with four, is six gonna
00:52:09help?
00:52:10Shit, maybe you can even befriend a pig one day.
00:52:12Who knows?
00:52:12I can write a story about it.
00:52:14Uh, I'm getting a light.
00:52:15That's my time, guys.
00:52:15Uh, I'm Barry Sachs.
00:52:16Thanks for having me.
00:52:17I'll be in the Poconos next week.
00:52:19Thank you.
00:52:19I'll see you at the bar.
00:52:24Hey.
00:52:25Hey.
00:52:26Oh, you look wonderful.
00:52:28Yeah?
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:29You were great.
00:52:30Wow.
00:52:31Takes after me.
00:52:32Yeah.
00:52:32Gets it for me.
00:52:33I bet you, honestly, you were very good.
00:52:36You were, you have great presence.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:39I'm glad you guys saw it.
00:52:40Yeah.
00:52:41Let's get another drink.
00:52:42Oh, oh, oh, please.
00:52:43I'm going to sleep.
00:52:44You get the drink.
00:52:45Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:52:46Whoops.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:47You get the drink.
00:52:48I'll take her.
00:52:49I will take her.
00:52:49No, no.
00:52:50Yeah, I got it.
00:52:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:51You go meet people.
00:52:53All right?
00:52:54Have fun.
00:52:54Meet people.
00:52:56Stop winking at me.
00:52:56Oh, my goodness.
00:53:01That was so much fun.
00:53:02What?
00:53:06Here you go.
00:53:08You okay?
00:53:09Yeah, I'm fine.
00:53:10You go ahead, sweetie.
00:53:11I'm just going to rest.
00:53:13Sleep, okay?
00:53:14Okay.
00:53:20I love you, Nan.
00:53:21Yeah, I know.
00:53:42Hey.
00:53:43Thanks for the drink.
00:53:44You got it.
00:53:45Thanks for coming out.
00:53:46When was the last time you got laid?
00:53:51Why do you keep asking me that?
00:53:52Because you keep not answering it.
00:53:54I get laid.
00:53:55Okay?
00:53:55President's Day, if you have to know.
00:53:57How about that?
00:53:59President's Day.
00:54:00Wasn't that long ago.
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:02Now we're getting somewhere.
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:05What do you use?
00:54:06What is a sample?
00:54:07Give me a sample.
00:54:07You're insufferable.
00:54:08What do you mean a sample?
00:54:10What do you mean a sample?
00:54:11Well, you know, women.
00:54:12Okay.
00:54:13Women who frequent this site, they love verbal men.
00:54:16Oh, shit.
00:54:17Okay?
00:54:17So maybe you should play to your oratory skills.
00:54:19Okay.
00:54:19Play to your strengths.
00:54:21If you know how to talk to a woman.
00:54:22I know how to talk to women.
00:54:23Talk to women.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:23Talk to women.
00:54:24I don't need advice.
00:54:25Yeah, just talk normally.
00:54:26Come on.
00:54:27Let me have it.
00:54:27Let it rip.
00:54:28I say what you say.
00:54:29I say a lot of stuff.
00:54:29Let it rip.
00:54:30Stop saying let it rip.
00:54:31Let it rip.
00:54:32Stop harassing me.
00:54:33Tell me what you do.
00:54:35When you really want to dress them down.
00:54:36I know.
00:54:36Okay.
00:54:36When you want to get inside there, you want to beat it up.
00:54:38All right.
00:54:38What do you do?
00:54:39Beat it up.
00:54:40I just, I don't know, riff.
00:54:41I just say, you know, I just freestyle, I guess.
00:54:44You know, how about over here?
00:54:46What about when I here versus here?
00:54:48Compare or contrast.
00:54:50Do you want me to, can I get you anything?
00:54:53Have you been looked after?
00:54:54Do you want anything?
00:54:55How about, you know?
00:54:57What is wrong with you?
00:54:58What is, what is wrong with you?
00:54:59You don't ask.
00:55:00What is the matter with you?
00:55:01You're asking if they're taken care of?
00:55:02What are you, their foster parent?
00:55:04People like check-ins, okay?
00:55:06No, no, no, no.
00:55:07You've got to tell them what to do.
00:55:08You've got to really lay it out for them.
00:55:10You've got to be abrupt.
00:55:11Right, yeah.
00:55:12You've got to direct them.
00:55:12So, I've said this.
00:55:13So, dude, you fucking loser.
00:55:16Hey.
00:55:17Hey, you.
00:55:17You fucking idiot.
00:55:19You're not insulting them.
00:55:21Vicious in a kind way.
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:22Hey, you know, don't take this personally, but fuck off.
00:55:26Okay.
00:55:26Why don't you tell me what you say?
00:55:28You, you know, that's why you asked these questions in the first place, so that you can talk.
00:55:32I know.
00:55:32Floor is to Barry, like always.
00:55:34Here's the floor to Barry.
00:55:34Ladies and gentlemen, Barry Sachs.
00:55:36I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:55:40All right, great.
00:55:41You work for me now.
00:55:43Don't bother filling out the W-2, because it's going to be a W-69.
00:55:47Christ.
00:55:49Have you ever laid pipe before?
00:55:50Well, start digging.
00:55:52I hope you like being shackled.
00:55:54What?
00:55:55My balls need a place to stay.
00:55:58Any one of those will do.
00:55:59You pick and choose your favorite, and you just throw it at them.
00:56:04Gentlemen.
00:56:05Hello.
00:56:05Hi.
00:56:06My name's Barry.
00:56:07This is Vincent.
00:56:08We need a round, please.
00:56:09And shots?
00:56:11Yes.
00:56:11Shots.
00:56:12Wenn ist er zurückgekommen?
00:56:32Ich sehe ihn.
00:56:35Du sagst etwas?
00:56:42Ich sehe ihn.
00:56:47Ich sehe ihn.
00:56:52Ich sehe ihn.
00:56:57Ich sehe ihn.
00:57:02Ich sehe ihn.
00:57:12Ich sehe ihn.
00:57:14Ich sehe ihn.
00:57:16Der Pool ist closed.
00:57:18Es ist 10.
00:57:19Es ist nach 11.
00:57:21Ich bin der Headliner.
00:57:24Und sie machen mich.
00:57:26Ich mache das.
00:57:28Ich mache das.
00:57:30Wir müssen einen anderen Weg finden.
00:57:36Ich sehe ihn auf der anderen Seite.
00:57:39Ich sehe ihn auf der anderen Seite.
00:57:41Ich sehe ihn.
00:57:43Ich sehe ihn.
00:57:45Hier ist er.
00:57:55Ich sehe ihn.
00:57:56Ich sehe ihn.
00:57:58Ich bin der
00:58:02Fertig.
00:58:04Ich bin der erste Mal.
00:58:06Ich bin der Fertig.
00:58:07Ich bin der Fertig.
00:58:08Ich habe ihn.
00:58:10Oh!
00:58:12Ich glaube nicht, ich mag das, eigentlich.
00:58:14Oh, ich bin auf der Ladder.
00:58:16Ich habe eine neue Beratung.
00:58:18Oh, ist das ein Jet?
00:58:20Oder ist er zu sehen?
00:58:22Oh, ich fühle mich wie ein Star.
00:58:24Vielleicht müssen wir hier sein.
00:58:26Ja, das ist eine gute Idee.
00:58:28Es wird gut sein.
00:58:30Marco.
00:58:32Hallo.
00:58:34Soll ich meine Augen?
00:58:36Ja.
00:58:37Ja.
00:58:38Oh, B-R-R, B-R-R.
00:58:40Brr.
00:58:42Es ist freezing.
00:58:44Es ist freezing.
00:58:46Body heat.
00:58:48Ja.
00:58:50Ja.
00:58:52Oh, B-R-R, B-R-R.
00:58:54Brr.
00:58:56Es ist freezing.
00:58:58Oh, B-R-R.
00:59:00Ja.
00:59:01Das war eine gute Idee.
00:59:02Hast du das?
00:59:03Help, ich bin dröhnt.
00:59:04Das ist okay.
00:59:05Forgive me, Father, für ich habe Scent.
00:59:09Tickle!
00:59:10Tickle!
00:59:11Tickle!
00:59:12Tickle!
00:59:13Ja!
00:59:14Tickle!
00:59:15Tickle!
00:59:16Ich bin dran.
00:59:17Ich bin dran.
00:59:18Oh, Mann.
00:59:19Oh, Mann.
00:59:20Das ist ein bisschen.
00:59:21Ja.
00:59:22Liesche.
00:59:23Liesche.
00:59:24Liesche.
00:59:25Liesche.
00:59:26Ja, gut.
00:59:27Werdinand.
00:59:28Werdinand.
00:59:29Did you say you were into cooking?
00:59:30Pterodactyl noises, Gary?
00:59:31Oh god.
00:59:32Pterodactyl noises, please.
00:59:33Water!
00:59:34Water!
00:59:35Water!
00:59:36I love it!
00:59:40You know, you gotta get up pretty early in the morning if you wanna get to a farmer's
00:59:45market and get good produce.
00:59:47Aaaaaaahhhh!
00:59:48Look harder, Barry.
00:59:50Ah, ah, okay.
00:59:58Gary?
01:00:00Go the fuck away.
01:00:02Okay. Do you have a condom?
01:00:04I put one inside your blazer.
01:00:06Good thinking.
01:00:17Hey, it's Jumbo.
01:00:20I know.
01:00:21Do you have anything for a medium-sized pizza?
01:00:23Just use it.
01:00:23I'll be swimming in it.
01:00:24And go buy one upstairs from the vending machine.
01:00:27Great.
01:00:28Do you need anything from the vending machine while I'm up there?
01:00:31Fuck off.
01:00:32Perfect.
01:00:45Nana?
01:00:46What's the matter?
01:01:05What's the matter?
01:01:07I want...
01:01:09You all right?
01:01:10I want to go home.
01:01:12I miss Lou so much.
01:01:16I know.
01:01:22I don't want to be alone.
01:01:24I don't know where we're going.
01:01:28I can't sleep alone.
01:01:31I can't sleep alone.
01:01:33I just can't.
01:01:35I'm here.
01:01:35I'm right here.
01:01:36I don't want to be alone.
01:01:37I'm right here.
01:01:38I don't want to be alone.
01:01:39It's okay.
01:01:40And everybody's going to get together for Pappy.
01:01:43Oh.
01:01:44Everybody's going to be there for him.
01:01:46And everybody's going to be there for you.
01:01:48Just close your eyes.
01:01:51Close your eyes for me, okay?
01:01:54You're not alone.
01:01:57I'm right here with you.
01:01:58I don't want to be alone.
01:02:28Nan?
01:02:58She's an old woman.
01:03:22Das war's.
01:03:52Das war's.
01:04:22Darling, how did you sleep?
01:04:25You know, you really need to start telling us when you're leaving.
01:04:27Hey, come dance with me. Come on.
01:04:28No, I honestly haven't had coffee yet.
01:04:30No, no, just follow my lead.
01:04:33I hate dancing.
01:04:35Stop it, Vincent.
01:04:37I miss every woman. Smack me.
01:04:38Okay, you know, you're just afraid of messing up.
01:04:41This is what you can do.
01:04:42All you can do is mess up. Do it.
01:04:44Okay.
01:04:44All you can do is play.
01:05:14I'll get carried away.
01:05:31Was he mugged?
01:05:50Hey, what is it?
01:05:51Property? What?
01:05:54Property of Alicia and...
01:05:55What does that say?
01:05:56Joe.
01:05:57Joe.
01:05:59How you doing?
01:06:00How you feeling?
01:06:02Why are you wearing my shirt?
01:06:04Oh, I grabbed it.
01:06:05I couldn't find mine.
01:06:07Yeah, I couldn't find my shirt so I took yours.
01:06:10Barry, what happened?
01:06:13Water.
01:06:14A little coffee?
01:06:15Sure.
01:06:16You know what?
01:06:18I got it taken care of right here.
01:06:20Oh, you're such a good friend.
01:06:21Really?
01:06:22Well, it travels well.
01:06:23You know.
01:06:24It travels well.
01:06:31What happened last night?
01:06:33I want to know.
01:06:34Yeah.
01:06:34I mean, I would love to know what explains that.
01:06:37I know.
01:06:37I would love to know everything down here as well.
01:06:40So just be specific.
01:06:41Let it rip.
01:06:42Let it rip.
01:06:44Let it rip, Barry.
01:06:44Dad, hey.
01:06:49How are you?
01:06:50Yeah, I'm good.
01:06:51I'm good.
01:06:51I just finished up a run and things are good.
01:06:54Yeah.
01:06:55Look, I just wanted to tell you we're on our way to memories, but I don't think she needs
01:07:00to go there.
01:07:00What are you talking about?
01:07:02I just don't think she needs to be institutionalized just yet.
01:07:06What?
01:07:06They don't have the straight jackets there, Vincent.
01:07:08It's assisted living.
01:07:10I know.
01:07:10I know.
01:07:11I was thinking, you know, maybe she could live with, maybe she'd come live with you.
01:07:14That's not realistic.
01:07:16I mean, she could live with me.
01:07:19What are you kidding, Vincent?
01:07:20You're not thinking clearly.
01:07:22What if she falls down or breaks a hip?
01:07:26Do you really want to become her full-time caretaker?
01:07:28A lot of fun stuff here.
01:07:40A lot of fun stuff here.
01:07:51There's a sing-along the Thursday of every month, the second Thursday.
01:07:54I think this will be, maybe this will be all right, man.
01:07:58Sure.
01:07:58And Barry's going to tell you a joke.
01:08:08He's got a great, he's got a great joke for you.
01:08:11Tell her that.
01:08:13Why don't orphans play baseball?
01:08:16Because they don't know where home is.
01:08:18They don't have a home.
01:08:19Yeah, that wasn't the one I was thinking of.
01:08:24I had another one.
01:08:25Why don't you tell her the other one?
01:08:27So there's a guy who's really depressed.
01:08:30And then he walks into a library and he goes to the library and he says,
01:08:33do you have any books on committing suicide?
01:08:34Good, good there.
01:08:35Welcome to Memories.
01:08:36We're going to take you to your room now, Gloria.
01:09:01Let's unpack your things, Nan.
01:09:03Actually, we'll take care of that.
01:09:05It's time for lunch.
01:09:07Well, I already ate.
01:09:09We like to get our residents on a good schedule.
01:09:13Yeah, but I already ate.
01:09:15Yeah, she did just eat.
01:09:17It's our job to keep them safe and healthy.
01:09:22When did I become a them?
01:09:26I'll give you three a few moments to say goodbye.
01:09:35Is there anything else you need?
01:09:46No.
01:09:47No.
01:09:53I'm going to see you real soon, okay?
01:09:55I'm going to see you on Saturday and we can go for lunch and we can get a happy hour and we can do a whole bunch of things.
01:10:05All right?
01:10:06I'll come and see you as soon as I'm back from my trip, okay?
01:10:15My big trip.
01:10:16What the fuck are we doing?
01:10:43Come on, Barry.
01:10:44I'll be back in a couple of weeks, Vince.
01:10:47We can get an apartment together and then Nana can come live with us.
01:10:49That's not realistic.
01:10:51Okay, yeah, she doesn't want to be here.
01:10:53But look at this place.
01:10:54It's nice.
01:10:55The people, they look relatively happy.
01:10:57We cannot take this on.
01:10:59You know, everybody always thinks it's a good idea for old people to go live with their family.
01:11:03But then nobody wants to take that on.
01:11:07It's not going to be me.
01:11:08Wait a minute.
01:11:09Wait a minute.
01:11:10Okay, think about it.
01:11:11What if she falls down and breaks her hip?
01:11:13How's that going to make you feel?
01:11:14Do you want to start out to be her full-time caretaker?
01:11:17You're not making sense.
01:11:19I'm being rational.
01:11:21I'm making sense.
01:11:22I'm making smart choices.
01:11:23Why can't she live with you?
01:11:24You live alone.
01:11:25You have an apartment.
01:11:26It's on the ground floor.
01:11:27You never travel.
01:11:29I can't.
01:11:30I really can't do that.
01:11:32I can't do that.
01:11:32Why not?
01:11:33I just cannot do that.
01:11:35I cannot do that right now.
01:11:36Okay?
01:11:37No, you won't.
01:11:38Just like always.
01:11:52Whose place is this?
01:11:55You know, you can crash.
01:11:56You can crash with me tonight.
01:11:59Oh, that's okay.
01:12:00You sure?
01:12:01Yeah.
01:12:01I, uh, you should shoot me a text this week.
01:12:06I don't know what your week's like.
01:12:07I'm open.
01:12:08I'm, like, I'm pretty good.
01:12:09So if we could get together, go, I don't really care what we do, you know?
01:12:14Go grab dinner, go see a show.
01:12:16We can get to see one of your, when's your next comedy show?
01:12:18I'll have to look into it.
01:12:19Yeah.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:20Let me know, though.
01:12:21Text me.
01:12:26Hey, Barry?
01:12:26Let me know if you want me to wait.
01:12:31I can wait and see if you get in.
01:12:36Barry?
01:12:39I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:40Okay.
01:12:40I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:42I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:43I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:44I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:44I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:45I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:46I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:46I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:47I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:47I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:48I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:49I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:49I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:50I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:50I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:51I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:51I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:52I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:53I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:54I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:55I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:56I'll just wait for a minute.
01:12:57Das war's für heute.
01:13:27Das war's für heute.
01:13:57Das war's für heute.
01:14:27Jason, yeah, look, I'm not gonna get it in, okay?
01:14:30Because why?
01:14:31Well, I'm going dark.
01:14:33Why are you dressed like that?
01:14:41Why aren't you?
01:14:42I told you to wear all black.
01:14:45I thought you were joking.
01:14:46You want me to load you in from the ceiling?
01:14:48You look good.
01:14:53Just go ahead.
01:15:01Hide!
01:15:02You do realize it's daytime out, so your black outfit isn't exactly camouflaged.
01:15:05I thought it would be darker.
01:15:07What exactly is the plan here?
01:15:09We're breaking her out.
01:15:11God damn it.
01:15:11Are we allowed to break her out?
01:15:13I think we can just wait until the morning.
01:15:15Fuck that.
01:15:16I'm going in.
01:15:18What has gotten into you?
01:15:21Excuse me, sir.
01:15:22Shit!
01:15:23Are you here for a visit?
01:15:24No, we're not visiting.
01:15:25We're taking our grandmother back.
01:15:27Okay, that's fine.
01:15:28I just ask the next time you don't stomp all over the bushes because our residents put a lot of care into that.
01:15:32Oh, and if you could just sign in, please?
01:15:37Do you want to take it?
01:15:40We're looking for Gloria Sack.
01:15:42She's old.
01:15:43She's probably a sidekick at all.
01:15:45Yeah, I don't know any of the residents' rooms by name, but a nurse can come by and help you find me.
01:15:50Great.
01:15:51Sorry about the book.
01:15:52Yeah, it's gorgeous.
01:15:53Thank you.
01:15:54Yeah, it's really welcoming.
01:16:02Thank you.
01:16:32Oh, what the hell are you wearing?
01:16:45Ethan, I'm over here.
01:16:46I didn't want to trip any lasers.
01:16:47We're here to bust you out, man.
01:16:48What took you so long?
01:16:50That's the last time.
01:16:53Okay, let's go.
01:16:58We should also go over some ground rules.
01:17:00Yeah?
01:17:01There are no more savagery in the bedroom.
01:17:03Okay?
01:17:03You understand?
01:17:04Nothing off the internet.
01:17:06No internet.
01:17:06No internet.
01:17:08No internet sex.
01:17:09And you, no more hitting.
01:17:11Is that negotiable?
01:17:13That is, uh, that's funny.
01:17:15That's funny.
01:17:17See, Nana, that's how you know something is funny.
01:17:19Because Vincent here will tell us it's funny.
01:17:20That's funny.
01:17:21Unless we're dying.
01:17:24Then he'll be in the sterics.
01:17:25Mm-hmm.
01:17:25Or, apparently, if you're trying to have sex with him.
01:17:28Anyway.
01:17:28Oh, I heard all about it, big boy.
01:17:30Nana was too much of a talker.
01:17:32Don't do that.
01:17:35He was an animal.
01:17:38How so?
01:17:38Please don't ask follow-up questions.
01:17:46My grandfather belonged to the greatest generation.
01:17:52He left behind photos from the war where he risked his life in the Pacific.
01:17:57It terrifies me to consider what I will leave behind to my grandchildren.
01:18:06Selfies.
01:18:08Tweets.
01:18:09I once asked him how he was able to fight in the war.
01:18:13Fly a plane.
01:18:15Shoot a gun.
01:18:15All under 25.
01:18:16And he said that a crisis often brings out the best, most courageous version of ourselves.
01:18:27And now that he's gone, I'm starting to know what he meant.
01:18:40I love it.
01:18:42I love it.
01:18:43And so will Nana.
01:18:45That is the voice you should use, Vincent.
01:18:54Where is Nana, by the way?
01:18:55She's working the room.
01:18:57You know, we should probably go.
01:19:01Oh.
01:19:02Relax.
01:19:04We have time.
01:19:08Let me take a couple swings at this, actually.
01:19:11Huh?
01:19:14Oh.
01:19:14Okay.
01:19:16Because I didn't, uh, I didn't know you were going to speak.
01:19:18Yeah.
01:19:19We didn't discuss that.
01:19:20Yeah, no, I'm going to introduce you.
01:19:22Intro.
01:19:23Okay, because they, you're not on the agenda.
01:19:25Yeah, I saw that.
01:19:26That's weird.
01:19:26I'm just going to warm them up for you.
01:19:28I want to tell someone.
01:19:28Oh, Beppie loved this one.
01:19:48So there's a writer in Hollywood.
01:19:50He's coming home from work and his house is on fire.
01:19:52Good morning.
01:19:58For WPR News, I'm Vincent Seder.
01:20:01Today, we're talking about aging in America.
01:20:04And for that, I am joined by a very special guest.
01:20:07Thank you for being here.
01:20:09Let's get started.
01:20:11Let her rip.
01:20:12They say he served time in the military and likely suffered from PTSD.
01:20:19Uh, Jimmy, I need you to do me a search.
01:20:22I need all the active military bases in the Southwest in the mid-90s.
01:20:26That's when our guy was active duty.
01:20:28What do you got for me?
01:20:31I'm not getting anything.
01:20:32Damn it, Jimmy.
01:20:33What do you got for me?
01:20:38Wait a minute.
01:20:39I'm in.
01:20:42I'm in.
01:21:09I'm in.
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