00:00What if the TARDIS, that iconic blue box, suddenly materialized not in London or on some distant planet, but smack dab in the middle of Vought Tower? What if the doctor, in any of their incarnations, stepped out into the brutal, cynical, and blood-soaked world of the boys? This isn't just a crossover. It's a collision of fundamentally opposing philosophies.
00:23One is a universe built on hope, intellect, and the inherent goodness of people. The other, well, it's built on corporate greed, public manipulation, and superheroes who are anything but heroic. Let's explore this chaotic and fascinating what if. Imagine the scene. The TARDIS materializes, maybe in a Vought boardroom or even right in front of the Seven. The doors swing open and out steps the doctor. Which one?
00:50Let's picture the Tenth Doctor for a moment, all pinstripes and boundless energy. He'd take one look around Sonic's screwdriver whirring, and his initial cheerful curiosity would curdle into horrified disbelief. He's met Daleks, Cybermen, Weeping Angels, but he's never met a hero like Homelander. Homelander would see a skinny man in a suit, unarmed, spouting nonsense about time travel. He'd probably laugh and threaten him.
01:17But the doctor doesn't respond to threats with fear. He responds with words. He'd see right through Homelander's patriotic facade. He'd analyze him in seconds, a deeply insecure, emotionally stunted man-child with the power of a god, desperate for love but only capable of demanding fear.
01:36The doctor would try to reason with him, to appeal to a shred of humanity that might be buried deep inside. But Homelander doesn't reason. He dominates.
01:47The first confrontation wouldn't be a physical fight. It would be a battle of wills, a test of ideologies, the doctor's compassion versus Homelander's nihilism.
01:55Now let's switch to the twelfth doctor, Capaldi's version. He'd be far less patient. He'd step out of the TARDIS, take in the sheer corporate vulgarity of Vort, and his eyebrows would practically launch into orbit.
02:09His assessment would be swift and scathing. He'd call Homelander, a pudding-brained flying toddler in a flag. He wouldn't try to appeal to his better nature.
02:18He'd deconstruct him, psychologically, right to his face, pointing out every pathetic insecurity, every desperate need for approval.
02:28This doctor wouldn't just be a threat to Homelander's power, but to his very ego, which is far more dangerous.
02:34But the doctor's first real allies wouldn't be the Supes. They'd be the boys. The TARDIS could just as easily land in their grimy hideout.
02:43Butcher, Huey, Frenchie, and M would be instantly suspicious. This strange person claiming to be a time-traveling alien?
02:53Butcher would probably try to hit him with a crowbar. But the doctor is used to winning over skeptics.
03:00He'd quickly prove his worth. Maybe by using the sonic screwdriver to disable a Vought surveillance bug they didn't even know was there.
03:07Or, by rattling off the exact chemical composition of Compound V after a quick scan, Frenchie would be fascinated.
03:15He and the doctor would bond over their love for tinkering and invention.
03:20Huey would see in the doctor a glimmer of the genuine heroism he once believed in, a stark contrast to the soup who destroyed his life.
03:27And Butcher. Butcher would be the hardest to convince. He hates anyone with powers.
03:33But the doctor doesn't have powers in the same way. He has a mind. He's a scientist, an explorer, a runaway.
03:40He fights with his intellect and his morality, not with heat vision or super strength.
03:46The doctor would become the ultimate asset for the boys. Imagine the possibilities.
03:51Need to get inside the Vought tower undetected? The TARDIS can materialize right inside the server room.
03:57Need to analyze a sample of Compound V? The TARDIS labs are infinitely more advanced than anything on Earth.
04:05The doctor could create a device to temporarily neutralize.
04:09Ashoop's powers, giving the boys a fighting chance. He wouldn't kill. Ever.
04:14That's his one unbreakable rule. And this would be his biggest point of conflict with Butcher.
04:20Butcher lives for revenge. He wants to see every soup in the ground.
04:23The doctor believes in another way, in exposing the truth and dismantling the system, not just killing the players.
04:31Don't you see, Billy? The doctor might say.
04:33Killing them just makes you a monster, too. We have to be better.
04:38We have to show them there's a different way.
04:41This philosophical clash would be the heart of their alliance.
04:44Could the doctor's influence temper Butcher's rage?
04:47Or would Butcher's cynicism finally break the doctor's unwavering optimism?
04:51Let's think about the other soups.
04:53Queen Maeve, trapped and disillusioned, would be someone the doctor would immediately try to reach.
04:59He'd see her pain, her regret.
05:01He could offer her a genuine escape, not just from Vault, but from her whole life,
05:06a chance to start again somewhere new in time and space.
05:10Would she take it?
05:10A train, desperate to stay relevant, and a deep, desperate for, well, anything, would be seen by the doctor as tragic figures,
05:20victims of the same corrupt system that created them.
05:23He'd pity them more than he'd fear them.
05:25And then there's Stan Edgar, the cold, calculating CEO of Vought.
05:30He and the doctor would be ultimate intellectual adversaries.
05:33Edgar wouldn't be impressed by the Tardis.
05:36He'd see it as an asset to be acquired.
05:38He wouldn't be intimidated by the doctor's age or knowledge.
05:42He'd see him as a rival to be controlled or eliminated.
05:46Their conversations would be electric, a chess match of epic proportions.
05:50Edgar, with all his corporate power and influence, versus the doctor,
05:55a lone traveler with the knowledge of the universe and an unshakable moral compass.
06:00Edgar believes Vought is the future.
06:03The doctor knows it's a dead end for humanity.
06:05What would be the doctor's ultimate goal in this universe?
06:09It wouldn't just be to help the boys, it would be to cure the whole planet.
06:14The doctor would see Compound V not just as a super serum, but as a disease, a corruption of the human race.
06:20His mission would become to expose Vought to the entire world, to reveal the truth about how Supes are made, to shatter the public's blind worship of these false idols.
06:31He could use the Tardis to broadcast the unedited footage of Flight 37, showing Homelander's true colors to everyone on the planet simultaneously.
06:40He could develop an antidote to Compound V, or a way to predict and neutralize its effects.
06:46The doctor plays the long game.
06:48He wouldn't just be fighting the Supes.
06:51He'd be fighting the idea of them.
06:53He'd be trying to give humanity its future back.
06:55A future where they don't need to look up to the sky for a hero, but can find the hero within themselves.
07:01But this universe would take a heavy toll on the doctor.
07:05The sheer, unrelenting cruelty, the casual violence, the deep-seated cynicism.
07:10It would challenge his faith in humanity in a way few villains ever have.
07:14He's seen the worst of the universe, but the evil in the boy's world is so mundane, so human.
07:20It's not an alien invasion, it's a corporate strategy.
07:24This could lead to one of the doctor's darkest moments.
07:27The Time Lord Victorious might resurface.
07:29That temptation to use his immense power to just fix everything, to forcibly remove the Supes from the equation.
07:38It would be his companions, Huey, Frenchy, and Mem, who would have to pull him back from the brink, reminding him of his own rules.
07:45In the end, the doctor wouldn't stay.
07:48He never does, but he would leave the world of the boys forever changed.
07:53Vought's secrets would be out.
07:55The public's perception of Supes would be shattered.
07:57He'd leave behind the tools and the knowledge for humanity to fight its own battles.
08:02Perhaps he'd leave a reformed mave to help lead a new way forward, or maybe he'd just leave the boys more equipped than ever to continue their fight.
08:11As the TARDIS dematerializes, leaving a stunned world in its wake, the message would be clear.
08:16True power isn't about flying or super-strength.
08:20It's about intelligence, compassion, and the courage to stand up for what's right, even when you're just a normal person against a world of so-called gods.
08:29The doctor's greatest gift to the world of the boys wouldn't be a weapon or a plan.
08:35It would be a spark of hope in a universe drowning in darkness.
08:38What do you think?
08:40Which doctor would you most want to see face-off against Homelander?
08:44Let me know in the comments below.
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