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00:00Seriously, are you even trying?
00:04I hope you don't sleep while I'm mopping the floor with you.
00:09Oh, that's gotta hurt.
00:12So tell me, what's it like to lose so badly?
00:18Hit me with your best shot, Grandma.
00:22Oh, yeah!
00:26Na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:28I won? Oh, my gosh, I never win. You must really suck.
00:35What happened? I've been making a sandwich for the past ten minutes.
00:40You suck more than I do.
00:43I really am the greatest ever to play this game.
00:58Do me a favor, huh? Wake me when you're done losing.
01:15Don't make me hurt you.
01:16Oh, it's not that I'm losing. It's that I'm losing to someone like you.
01:32Why in the world would I or anybody else want to know that?
01:39I hope you're hungry because I'm about to take you to lunch.
01:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:47How about best two out of three?
01:51Yeah, well, I was just trying to build your confidence.
01:55It must be really lonely being you.
02:03Oh, come on, man!
02:06That makes me want to take a shower.
02:10Seriously, do us all a favor and unplug your computer now.
02:15You know something? I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that.
02:18Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that wine?
02:26Seriously, were you even typing a language right there?
02:30It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your brain is?
02:34That's not funny. That's not even in the same zip code as funny.
02:40Hey! Put a sock in it!
02:42I've gotten better I.M.'s from a drunken monkey!
03:08Talk to the hand!
03:19So, uh, what's going on?
03:24What up?
03:27Mmm.
03:27Rawr.
03:29Sup?
03:31Hmm.
03:32Hehehehe.
03:33Hmm.
03:35Welcome.
03:36I've been expecting you.
03:41Hello?
03:42I know you're there!
03:44I can see you!
03:47Oh, uh, hello!
03:53See ya!
03:54I gotta split!
03:59Give me some skin!
04:00Hey! How's it go?
04:03Uh...
04:04I thought you were someone else...
04:07But, I guess, I can talk to you.
04:13DUDE!
04:14...
04:15Please stop!
04:16I'M DYING OVER HERE!
04:18hahaha!
04:21Bye-bye!
04:22Okay!
04:23Bye-bye now!
04:24Bye-bye!
04:25Bye-bye!
04:27Ooh!
04:28Gotta go!
04:28Où ! The boss is coming...
04:36gotta go
04:36gotta go
04:37I gotta pee
04:41I think we should stop
04:42my IM window just started screaming
04:44no more
04:45no more
04:48gotta go
04:49my parole officer needs to use the computer
04:54so
04:54ya a à...
04:56girl huh
04:57Come here, you. Come on. Closer. Closer. Mua!
05:06Bada-bing, bada-bang, bada-boom. Sucka!
05:10I love it when you type real slow.
05:15You make my heart melt. Oh, can I get my nose back, please?
05:23You lost to a girl. Women are just plain smarter.
05:27Is it just me, or is it getting really hot in here?
05:35I'm sorry. Was that a typo, or are you really that stupid?
05:42Hey, sexy.
05:45So, do you like fat guys with no money?
05:50Das ist nix zum Schunkin.
05:54Das finde ich nicht gut, du.
05:57Das haben wir gleich.
06:03You're funny.
06:06Happy Halloween.
06:13Gross.
06:14I love what you've done with your window.
06:20Ihr entkommt mir nicht.
06:22She loves me not.
06:30She loves me.
06:31She loves me not.
06:34Oh, she loves me.
06:36Love hurts.
06:38Trick or whatever.
06:40Just like, give me some candy.
06:42In Ordnung.
06:45Oh, it's on now.
06:56Hello.
06:58Cupid called.
06:59He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
07:02Remind me of my ex-girlfriend.
07:05My dead ex-girlfriend.
07:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
07:12Rock and roll.
07:16Oops.
07:17Sorry.
07:18I have to reboot.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Bye.
07:24Well played, old man.
07:25Go.
07:26Hello?
07:27Hello?
07:28Hello?
07:29Hello?
07:30Anybody there?
07:32Echo!
07:33Echo!
07:34So, where do you want me to stick you?
07:37Because you're done.
07:38All the ladies in the house shake life
07:42and I'm all into the kind
07:45and the feeling
07:45and the farting.
07:49Dang, baby,
07:51would you like some fries
07:52with that shake?
07:54You're such a cheater.
07:56See ya.
07:57Wouldn't wanna be ya.
08:00It's called spellcheck.
08:02Look into it.
08:04That's it.
08:05I'm outta here.
08:08So, I'm funny, huh?
08:12I hope you know CPR
08:14because you take my breath away.
08:17Ah!
08:21Ah, that's chilly.
08:26Gotta go.
08:27My meds are kicking in.
08:30Oh, man.
08:31That is hilarious.
08:35Sucks for you, though.
08:36Sorry about that.
08:37Trick or treat.
08:41Trick or treat.
08:43Happy Halloween!
08:48Arr!
08:49Your booty shivers, me timbers.
08:51Arr!
08:53I hate this time of year.
08:55It's okay now.
09:11I'm here.
09:12And what are you supposed to be?
09:17Don't cross my path.
09:19Oh!
09:23Wait, how about this one?
09:25Oh!
09:27Oh, you know,
09:28I'm just not feeling it today.
09:30Ah!
09:34What?
09:35I don't look like a princess?
09:39I've got a bone to pick with you.
09:41Aren't you a bit old to be trick-or-treating?
09:48Don't play in fact.
09:53I love a plastic.
09:57Happy Halloween!
09:59It's time of rush!
10:04It's time of rush!
10:05Fart!
10:06APPLAUSE
10:07Fart!
10:12Fart!
10:15Fart!
10:16Fart!
10:17Fart!
10:19Fart!
10:20Fart!
10:21Fart!
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