00:00Here are three weirdly specific predictions for this weekend's Premier League action.
00:04Selhurst Park under the light on a Friday night. God, I'm excited.
00:08An Adam Wharton masterclass versus Man City, including an assist for Eddie Nketiah,
00:12sparks the City players all pulling our Adam for a chat post-match.
00:16Arms round the shoulder, hands over mouths, whispering sweet nothings into his ear.
00:21City then put a record British bid in next week, which Palace rejects.
00:25That's just the food chain ads. Sorry.
00:27Iroyola versus Glasner produced a classic last season with a 3-3 draw between Palace and Bournemouth,
00:33and they face off again as Liverpool and Forest managers on Saturday lunchtime.
00:37Morgan Gibbs' white brace is matched by both Vert and Soberslay,
00:41as both midfields are totally redundant defensively in a 4-2 Liverpool win.
00:45Unai Emery, stop shirking handshakes.
00:48This has happened a few times now, most recently being when Fabian Herzler sought him out
00:52after Brighton smashed Villa on Sunday, just to find that Emery was basically already back on the coach.
00:58After a fiery game between Villa and Arsenal on Monday night,
01:01Emery tries to make the long walk back down the tunnel without a handshake.
01:05Arteta literally chases him down, and we get a Conte X2 called 2.0.
