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00:00:00Untertitelung des ZDF für funk, 2017
00:00:30Hi, I'm Kathy from Business Life Magazine.
00:00:32So, what do you say we get right down to work here?
00:00:35Now, who is going to be telling the story?
00:00:37Well, where would you like us to start?
00:00:39Well, let's start way back at the beginning.
00:00:41Well, in the beginning, the Earth was ruled by enormous reptiles,
00:00:45trampling foliage and villagers.
00:00:48Roy, that's too far back.
00:00:50Oh, I'm sorry.
00:00:51It seemed like it would be just another summer.
00:00:54Little did I know that I would be making major decisions,
00:00:57crucial decisions,
00:00:59decisions that would affect the rest of our lives.
00:01:02Too much cardboard right up front.
00:01:03That's wrong.
00:01:04That's wrong.
00:01:06Alternate.
00:01:07You alternate.
00:01:09But suitcase.
00:01:11This goes on top.
00:01:12I know that.
00:01:13Okay.
00:01:14Come on, let's get out of here.
00:01:17Watch this.
00:01:18Watch what happens.
00:01:20That's wrong.
00:01:21You've been out here for four hours.
00:01:26Max, there's nothing on the truck.
00:01:28Hey, who's working as a professional mover this summer?
00:01:31You're working as a mover.
00:01:32Thank you.
00:01:33Who knows the difference between a reefer strap and a hump dolly?
00:01:37Or a hump?
00:01:38Who knows the difference between a hump strap and a reefer dolly?
00:01:41I know what they are.
00:01:42Max is not supposed to take this long.
00:01:44You're like packing a truck.
00:01:46It's a very delicate, it's a very complicated deal.
00:01:49You can, look, you want to do it.
00:01:51You can do it your way.
00:01:52You can rush things and get it all wrong.
00:01:54Or you can do it my way and get it rent.
00:01:57What do you want to do?
00:01:58That's a choice.
00:02:09Heads up, wood man!
00:02:15How you doing?
00:02:16Why do they call you wood man?
00:02:19I'll tell you one thing.
00:02:20It's not because of the toothpick.
00:02:22I think your tie's a little crooked.
00:02:28I can use a hand here, Byron.
00:02:35Hey, Dwight, you know, I'm thinking about this moving thing.
00:02:37We are thinking so small.
00:02:39We're not thinking big.
00:02:40The entire universe is moving, right?
00:02:42Why do we have to move within that?
00:02:44The universe, Byron?
00:02:46I'll let the universe move your stuff.
00:02:55This whole school year's gone by so fast.
00:02:57I feel like as though I've missed a great deal of it.
00:03:02That about does it.
00:03:04Let's go.
00:03:05Where's Roy?
00:03:06He said he'll be down in a second.
00:03:13I really enjoyed our little exchange.
00:03:16Here goes.
00:03:17Ah, this is exhilarating.
00:03:19Excuse me, pardon me.
00:03:20Uh, pardon me.
00:03:21Uh-oh, I didn't plan on this.
00:03:22Ow!
00:03:23Oh!
00:03:23Oh!
00:03:24Oh!
00:03:25It wasn't long before we were on the road to greatness.
00:03:42I thought we were on the interstate, Matt.
00:03:43It's just an expression, Roy.
00:03:45Well, I was stuck on the cul-de-sac of life.
00:03:47That's too many expressions, Roy.
00:03:49It was just the five of us.
00:04:02Your average bunch of normal guys.
00:04:05How's, how's, uh, therapy going?
00:04:07Good.
00:04:07Good.
00:04:08You know, I always enjoy it.
00:04:08How's yours going?
00:04:09Good.
00:04:10Do they give you drugs?
00:04:11No.
00:04:12You get drugs?
00:04:13Well, yeah.
00:04:13There were just the five of us, but working together, nothing could stop us.
00:04:26Working together, we could overcome any obstacle.
00:04:29Working together was out of the question, Matt.
00:04:31So long, Whitman.
00:04:33See you guys.
00:04:34All right.
00:04:34Only Byron and Dwight actually planned on working together.
00:04:38Then you can do anything that human beings want.
00:04:39Tells you about golf?
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:41Perfect example.
00:04:43Let's look at golf.
00:04:43What is it?
00:04:44You've got to hit that little ball in that little hole, right?
00:04:47Right.
00:04:47Very Freudian.
00:04:49Very Freudian.
00:04:50I'm telling you, Byron, being a caddy is a piece of cake.
00:04:53All you've got to do is pick up the balls and carry the bags.
00:04:56Be nice to the golfers, and they give you big tips.
00:04:59Yeah, that's good for me.
00:05:01I can, I can deal with people like that.
00:05:02How come your dad's not picking you up this year?
00:05:04Usually your dad picks you up?
00:05:06Oh, yeah.
00:05:06Well, he's working on this big military contract.
00:05:08My father's working on lawn equipment for third world nations that require armed lawn equipment.
00:05:13I don't know if they have that.
00:05:15Well, they do now, thanks to my dad.
00:05:16You get the little ball, the little hole, and you get how many holes?
00:05:1918 holes?
00:05:20Right.
00:05:20Divide that by two.
00:05:21What do you got?
00:05:21Nine.
00:05:21Nine months?
00:05:22We were all going our separate ways to our various odd jobs, but still, we remain close.
00:05:28So, how's Sally doing?
00:05:31Good.
00:05:31Do you talk to her a lot?
00:05:32No.
00:05:33Probably haven't spoken to her for two, about like two, two or five months.
00:05:39Oh, yeah?
00:05:39That's love.
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:40Because it's, you know, it's unspoken.
00:05:42I didn't talk to my father for about three months once, and he took my birth certificate
00:05:48and destroyed it.
00:05:49That's not very normal.
00:05:50Well, then again, neither is my father.
00:05:52It was the end of another long, hard year of college.
00:05:56You think it's easy spending all your parents' money?
00:05:58Yeah, but from then on, we were going to be supporting ourselves.
00:06:01Making our own living.
00:06:02Working toward that American dream, with two cars in every garage.
00:06:06Speaking of which, wasn't that the summer of the car theft crisis?
00:06:10All right, one car in every garage.
00:06:15Roy wasn't sure what he was going to be doing that summer.
00:06:18Well, my dad wanted me to do freelance work as a mercenary in South America.
00:06:22Identify yourselves.
00:06:25It's me, dad.
00:06:26Your son, Roy.
00:06:27You know, serial number one.
00:06:29So, uh, will you be kicking some commie ass?
00:06:33You idiot!
00:06:34It's nighttime!
00:06:37I'm going to the market.
00:06:39The market's, uh, not open at this hour.
00:06:44It will be.
00:06:45Now get out in the backyard and dig your dinner trench, you whip!
00:06:51K-Rush is at 2100!
00:06:52Yes, sir.
00:06:53See you around, Roy.
00:06:53Nice job.
00:06:54Nice job.
00:06:56I can dig you guys a trench if you...
00:06:59On the double!
00:07:00Move out!
00:07:00Let's go!
00:07:01Hut, hut, hut, hut!
00:07:07See you, Max.
00:07:07Take it easy.
00:07:08So long, guys.
00:07:09I'll call you tomorrow.
00:07:10Listen, Dwight, I've got to thank you.
00:07:12This thing with your parents put me up for the whole summer.
00:07:14It's great.
00:07:15I really appreciate it.
00:07:16Oh, that's no problem, man.
00:07:17I told you.
00:07:17My family's cool.
00:07:18Well, yeah, I mean, I know they're cool.
00:07:20I mean, they're black, right?
00:07:22I mean, you're black.
00:07:22They're black.
00:07:23Of course they're going to be cool.
00:07:24Just relax.
00:07:25Just relax.
00:07:27Dwight, of course I'm going to relax.
00:07:29I mean, I know how to relate to people.
00:07:30I mean, I'm a people person, right?
00:07:32We all know that.
00:07:33I'm going to relax.
00:07:34I'm going to...
00:07:34I can deal with this.
00:07:35Just be cool.
00:07:35Yeah.
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:37Well, yeah.
00:07:38I mean, it'd be cool, right?
00:07:40It'd be cool.
00:07:43Yeah.
00:07:45Wow!
00:07:46Hot pants!
00:07:49Hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:07:50Hold up, hold up.
00:07:51He didn't say, I didn't do that.
00:07:54Piper!
00:08:01Oh, my sweetheart.
00:08:03You look good.
00:08:04Dr. Lawrence, wow, what's happening?
00:08:08Oh, Mrs. Lawrence, that dress is all the way to life.
00:08:12You people got some serious crib.
00:08:15Yeah, it's fresh. I like it.
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:20He's majoring in the Black Studies program at school.
00:08:25You know, I really enjoyed living at your house, Dwight.
00:08:27Yeah, Byron, well, you almost died there, too.
00:08:31And me?
00:08:31Well, I rushed right into the arms of the woman I loved.
00:08:37It's simple. Simple. I'll just tell her.
00:08:39Sally, I know I said I wasn't ready for a serious relationship
00:08:43and that we should see other people,
00:08:45but I made a mistake because I don't want to see anybody else,
00:08:47and I know you're not seeing anybody else except maybe this guy.
00:08:50You know, Sal, I'd never have met anyone that didn't like me,
00:08:53but then what's not to like?
00:08:58Max.
00:08:59Sally.
00:08:59Hey, come on, babe.
00:09:04Nice truck, dude.
00:09:06Would you hold on a second, Spud?
00:09:08Spud? That's the guy's name? Spud?
00:09:10I've never met a person named Spud.
00:09:12Why haven't you called?
00:09:14I don't know.
00:09:15I thought I would just, you know, kind of surprise you and show up.
00:09:18So I did.
00:09:19You've got to talk, Max.
00:09:21Absolutely. I think we should talk.
00:09:22Let's talk now. I'm free.
00:09:24Hey, come on, Sal. Talk's cheap.
00:09:27Let's book.
00:09:32I don't understand.
00:09:34Dude, I just called once.
00:09:37I understand.
00:09:38Sal, you don't have to explain things to me.
00:09:39I'm a big boy, and I'm fine.
00:09:41I'm going to be busy anyway.
00:09:43I didn't tell you I got a job starting tomorrow.
00:09:44Well, I didn't stay depressed too long.
00:09:47I threw myself into my work,
00:09:49where I found myself a member of the Cabrizi Brothers' elite team of moving professionals.
00:09:57You could have served that one up for lunch, Frankie.
00:10:00They were truly a rare breed.
00:10:04I'm not sure which species, but they were definitely a rare breed.
00:10:09You been in with Dennis?
00:10:12Nicky, Nicky, please.
00:10:14No other disturbs.
00:10:15Please don't do that.
00:10:16I can't believe you actually had to work with those guys, Max.
00:10:20Right, of course, you worked for a Fortune 500 company that summer.
00:10:24Actually, it was more like a misfortune 500 company.
00:10:27If God were alive today, he would buy a Monty vacuum cleaner.
00:10:38And do you know who he'd buy it from?
00:10:42He would buy it from you.
00:10:44And you.
00:10:46And you.
00:10:47Say hallelujah.
00:10:49Hallelujah.
00:10:51Now, I want you to get out there and sell those house suckers.
00:10:55Any questions?
00:10:55How do you guys expect to work with classy people?
00:10:59Unless you're a classy guy.
00:11:02Evening.
00:11:05Whoa!
00:11:05That was a badass year.
00:11:07I think you're going to really like this.
00:11:09Yeah, or unless your Uncle Lou owns the restaurant.
00:11:12Woodrow.
00:11:12Oh.
00:11:13Yeah, thanks, Froggy.
00:11:14Yeah, I needed this.
00:11:15I think these things just, just to pop, just to pop right off.
00:11:19I think it's time to check the roast.
00:11:40Well, you had better luck with relatives than I did, Woody.
00:11:43Hey, what are you talking about?
00:11:44Right from the first day.
00:11:45I felt like part of the family.
00:11:55Yo, these are good grits, Mrs. Lawrence.
00:11:58Those are Rice Krispies, Baron.
00:12:00Oh, yeah.
00:12:02Yeah, I can see them snap, crackle, and potlocking in my bowl.
00:12:05Check it out, man.
00:12:06They're spinning on their heads.
00:12:07Yo, Brad, you see Dr. J the other night?
00:12:14Dr. J, the brother, know basketball, man.
00:12:16He know the hoops.
00:12:17He's like Ali.
00:12:18He's the Ali of basketball.
00:12:19Ali's another good one.
00:12:22Ow, man.
00:12:22Don't be kicking me, Dwight.
00:12:24Let the brother be free, man.
00:12:26Abraham Lincoln gave us all freedom.
00:12:30Mr. Lawrence, roots.
00:12:33I've seen roots.
00:12:34Two, three times in reruns, man.
00:12:36It changed my life, Mr. Lawrence.
00:12:38To see the brother fighting for the struggle against oppression.
00:12:41That's some wicked...
00:12:42Oh, man, that's some cold shit.
00:12:43They should try that shit with me.
00:12:44I'd be all in that face.
00:12:45I said, what are you talking to me about?
00:12:46That's some bullshit.
00:13:03Right from the first day,
00:13:04I learned a lot about the fine art
00:13:06of residential relocation.
00:13:12It's a very delicate thing.
00:13:16Hey, Nicky.
00:13:17I learned the lingo.
00:13:18This place is going to be a cakewalk.
00:13:20Remember this antique cardboard
00:13:21Frenchy spaggot shit.
00:13:25Hey, you're a pretty strong guy.
00:13:28You lift weights.
00:13:29I learned the moves.
00:13:31I learned the moves.
00:13:31Frankie!
00:13:34Yes!
00:13:35And it counts!
00:13:37Hey, Dickweed.
00:13:38You thirsty?
00:13:42Well, not right now.
00:13:44Later, nor now is good, too.
00:13:47I learned you should never lift something you can't lift.
00:13:50On my first day,
00:13:52I was made head sales representative for my zone.
00:13:55Yeah, the Twilight Zone.
00:13:57Yeah, I didn't see that signpost up ahead.
00:14:05Nice reception.
00:14:07You know, this is actually my favorite movie,
00:14:10but I didn't find it all that believable.
00:14:12I...
00:14:13Then again, that's just my opinion.
00:14:17Uh...
00:14:22Ah!
00:14:26Hey, Earl!
00:14:28Some guy out here wants to sell us some more crap.
00:14:35What happened?
00:14:36Fall?
00:14:36Lightning?
00:14:37No, we had some rain last week, O.
00:14:39Oh, man.
00:14:40Well, that'll happen when you don't have a roof.
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43Huh?
00:14:43Uh...
00:14:45Shoplifting a problem?
00:14:47Here.
00:14:49Hi, honey.
00:14:50God, me a ding!
00:14:55Oh, fellas, this here's Roy.
00:14:57Roy, this is Earl.
00:14:59He's my cousin and my brother and my husband.
00:15:03Now, this here's Lester.
00:15:05He's my uncle and my first husband.
00:15:08We broke up, but we're still friends.
00:15:10It's a pleasure, Roy.
00:15:20Well, I'll see y'all later.
00:15:23I still have a whole mess.
00:15:26Sheep to tend to.
00:15:30Here I come.
00:15:31Oh, boy, Lester.
00:15:35He's a real slop jockey, ain't he?
00:15:39Well, honey, can I help you?
00:15:43So, what you got in that fancy case of yours, Roy?
00:15:50Well, folks, I'd like you to meet the Monty 6,000.
00:15:53It's a nuclear vacuum cleaner.
00:15:58Oh.
00:15:59Untertitelung. BR 2018
00:16:29Well, that's the Monty 6,000 for you folks. Sort of the 44 Magnum of vacuum cleaners.
00:16:39How much you say they cost?
00:16:41Oh, I won't.
00:16:42Oh, uh, $2,500.
00:16:45How much?
00:16:48$2,500.
00:16:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:16:55I'll take it.
00:16:57Well, that was my first sale.
00:16:59It was the kind of incentive a salesman lives for.
00:17:03Hey, the first day is always the toughest.
00:17:05Singer, party of four to the first tee. Singer, party of four to the first tee.
00:17:11What did I tell you?
00:17:12Is caddy in a breeze or what?
00:17:14Oh, it's great.
00:17:15You know, I gotta tell you, I have finally figured this game out.
00:17:18Really?
00:17:19Oh, yeah.
00:17:19There's something very primitive about it.
00:17:21I mean, look at this.
00:17:22Young men with clubs trying to prove their manhood in the open field.
00:17:26It's just, uh, they're following their animalistic urges.
00:17:29Struggle for survival with nothing but a stick.
00:17:32They're beastly.
00:17:32Struggle for that.
00:17:38Watch this.
00:17:44Ooh.
00:17:45See, now he needs to work on his grip.
00:17:47Yeah, he's moving his left hand.
00:17:49Marvelous shot, J.B., marvelous.
00:17:57Great shot.
00:17:58Wonderful shot.
00:17:58You really got your shit together, J.B.
00:18:01Well, I found out pretty quick.
00:18:03The key to making tips is personality.
00:18:05Get that for you there.
00:18:06You know, that is a very lovely dresser wear.
00:18:08That's a great tie.
00:18:10Whoa.
00:18:12You.
00:18:14What do I have to do to get a fresh glass of water around here?
00:18:16What am I, your slave?
00:18:19Just kidding.
00:18:21Why don't you give me a little kiss, right?
00:18:23And in local news, the car theft crisis continues unabated.
00:18:31Mayor Brady and local insurance carriers have established a reward
00:18:35totaling $50,000 for information leading to the arrest
00:18:38and conviction of the thieves.
00:18:40And on the national scene, the Pentagon has canceled its program
00:18:43to send armed lawn equipment to third world nations
00:18:46when asked if there was a great need for such equipment.
00:18:49One high-ranking official was quoted as saying, well, yeah.
00:18:52Monkey fight.
00:18:53Ow!
00:18:54Ow!
00:18:55Come on, it really hurts.
00:18:57Come on, Nicky.
00:18:59Come on, daughter.
00:19:00This place is weird, man.
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:23I think I like it.
00:19:25I think we could, uh, I'll go for another round of drinks all around.
00:19:30Yes!
00:19:31Okay, yeah, that'll do it.
00:19:32Thank you.
00:19:33Wham, wham, wham.
00:19:35Thank you so much.
00:19:36Hey, isn't that your old boyfriend over there?
00:19:38Yeah, I've done the handle.
00:19:39Nice guy.
00:19:40So, Sal, what do you think we do later?
00:19:42Max, whenever I have this problem,
00:19:44the first thing I do is I give my love life in shape.
00:19:46Great place.
00:19:47I know, great.
00:19:47I know Max has got a problem.
00:19:49I know what you do.
00:19:50I know what you do.
00:19:50I'm not like you.
00:19:51All right, now, wait a minute.
00:19:52Wait a minute.
00:19:53Okay, now, Sally is a very sensitive girl.
00:19:56I know.
00:19:57What you've got to do is you have to be aware of her needs.
00:20:00You have to understand her desires.
00:20:02Basically, what you've got to do, Max,
00:20:04is you've got to treat her like a woman.
00:20:08How do I do that?
00:20:09Buffer.
00:20:09I don't know why I talk to you guys.
00:20:11Can I explain something?
00:20:12First of all, I don't know when I'm going to even get to talk to Sally.
00:20:15Tomorrow, they're sending me out on the road.
00:20:17I'm going out with another trucker.
00:20:18I don't even know who this guy is.
00:20:19I'm going to be gone for at least a week.
00:20:21In the meantime, she's still seeing this, this, got this spud.
00:20:26Spud.
00:20:26Oh, that's Spud.
00:20:28Yeah, that's him.
00:20:29Just want to see a little magic.
00:20:30I used to want to be a magician.
00:20:33Watch this.
00:20:35Not bad.
00:20:36Coming out your nose.
00:20:37It's green.
00:20:38Spud.
00:20:38That's disgusting.
00:20:39He's got a nice image.
00:20:40Max, I think you have to settle something over there.
00:20:44What do I do?
00:20:45Do it now.
00:20:47Max, what are you doing?
00:20:48He's got to talk to Spud.
00:20:48Let's go to Mexico.
00:20:49Go, Max, go.
00:20:53I have to talk.
00:20:54I'm sorry.
00:20:55I have to talk to you.
00:20:56All right, take a hike there, Froot Loop.
00:20:59But I don't, I don't think this is really the right place.
00:21:01I'm, I'll tell you later.
00:21:04Do you think Sally has any respect for me?
00:21:07No.
00:21:08But I bet she feels sorry for you, Max.
00:21:11Hey, pity's okay.
00:21:14I, I like pity.
00:21:14Yeah, you got to make the best of what you got.
00:21:17Max, it's not that bad.
00:21:20I mean, really, I mean, look at it like this.
00:21:22It's not just anybody that gets a week on the road with a real truck.
00:21:25You know, Max, this could be great.
00:21:26I mean, you know, the fresh air, the open road.
00:21:29Yeah, roadside sex.
00:21:30Good food.
00:21:32Here's a guy who's got his own truck.
00:21:34He's his own man.
00:21:35You know how much these guys make, the independent guys?
00:21:39Fortune, make a fortune.
00:21:40You know, Max, this could be a great education in life.
00:21:44These guys are smart.
00:21:45You know, Max, uh, truckers are the backbone of the country.
00:21:48Max, they're good people.
00:21:51Hey, you.
00:21:52Come here, boy.
00:21:53I want to give you a big sloppy kid.
00:21:56I soon came to realize that there are a lot of strange and wonderful people in this moving business.
00:22:10Hey Max, did you meet any of the wonderful ones?
00:22:13It's easy to make fun, guys. Very easy.
00:22:16What does it mean when you say this guy Wiley was an independent?
00:22:19Okay, see, the Cabrizis get more work than they can actually handle.
00:22:23So they hire guys like Wiley to do it and then they pay him less than they're getting.
00:22:27So they make money and they don't even do any of the work.
00:22:30Yeah, they make money the old-fashioned way, like slavery.
00:22:35Actually, I was hoping that the long trip would help me forget about Sally.
00:22:39But the problem is Wiley only seemed to have one thing on his mind.
00:22:44Let me tell you about my best gal, Daylene.
00:22:47And there is a God-fearing piece of ass.
00:22:51I'm talking sins of the flesh here, little buddy.
00:22:53Love to meet her someday.
00:22:57I sure do wish she's here right now.
00:22:59What a gal.
00:23:01Fully equipped.
00:23:05Yes, sir, eh?
00:23:06You know, she's classy.
00:23:09Real classy.
00:23:09Oh, I don't doubt that.
00:23:11Well, I might have a little picture of her right here.
00:23:13Would you hold real...
00:23:14Ah!
00:23:15Yeah!
00:23:15Yeah.
00:23:16Take a look at my little love.
00:23:22I have...
00:23:23Do you have the wheel?
00:23:24I got the wheel.
00:23:24I got the wheel.
00:23:26What do you think?
00:23:31Nice outfit.
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:34She's creative, too.
00:23:35You know, she made that that long time play herself.
00:23:38She made that herself?
00:23:39Yeah, it's a tee-tee.
00:23:40Miss Mobile Home.
00:23:41Proud of that, I imagine.
00:23:43Yes, she is.
00:23:43She won it last year, you know.
00:23:44This last year, she's going to win.
00:23:46Again this year.
00:23:50Lucky rabbit's foot, huh?
00:23:51It's lucky, but it ain't no foot.
00:23:53I bought that.
00:24:00Jimmy.
00:24:01It's Max.
00:24:02You're going to just love it down here in the south, Mikey.
00:24:07It's Max.
00:24:07M-A-X, Max.
00:24:09I can't say it, Mike.
00:24:12Max.
00:24:12You're going to love it down in the south.
00:24:14If it's Max.
00:24:15M-A-X, Max.
00:24:16You're going to love it down there.
00:24:18Welcome to the Dwight Lawrence International Golf Classic.
00:24:21I'm talking today with the first black golfer, Willie Johnson.
00:24:25Put it, put it.
00:24:26Put it, Willie.
00:24:27Put it.
00:24:28Put it, Willie.
00:24:29Put it.
00:24:30Put it.
00:24:30Excuse me.
00:24:32Willie, Willie.
00:24:33Put it.
00:24:35Would you please just shut up, dude?
00:24:44Look, guys.
00:24:46So I'm boffing your buddy's girl.
00:24:49It's no big deal.
00:24:51We can all be gentlemen on the golf course, right?
00:24:56So bring me my putter.
00:24:59Yes, sir, Spud.
00:25:00Coming right up.
00:25:06Putter.
00:25:09Ooh.
00:25:11Tough lie.
00:25:12All right, men.
00:25:24This one's for Sally.
00:25:26This should be good.
00:25:27He's a much better golfer than Max.
00:25:38Better looking, too.
00:25:40You can never tell what attracts women.
00:25:42That's one thing I learned from Wiley,
00:25:44that there's more to being a man than meets the eye.
00:25:46Yeah, unless you're wearing your really tight pants.
00:25:49Woody.
00:25:49Hey, come on.
00:25:50There's a lady here.
00:25:53Don't touch the chrome.
00:25:54Don't touch that chrome.
00:25:56Max, come over here.
00:25:57What the hell kind of name is Max, anyway?
00:26:04Is that some kind of twinkie name?
00:26:06No.
00:26:06I want to tell you something.
00:26:07I don't like it.
00:26:07I don't like it.
00:26:08It's just a little bit.
00:26:09It's just a little bit.
00:26:11From now on, your name is Chuck.
00:26:14Yeah, Chuck.
00:26:15That's a real man's name.
00:26:17All right, call me Chuck.
00:26:18This is nice, nice.
00:26:19What is this, shit?
00:26:20It's part of the shirt.
00:26:21It comes.
00:26:23Look at it.
00:26:24All right.
00:26:24It's, it's, it's, it looks, it's.
00:26:27Look at his hair.
00:26:29What's the matter?
00:26:29What kind of tutti-frutti haircut is this, anyway?
00:26:31It's not tutti-frutti.
00:26:32It's just, it's just what, are you going to touch me with that?
00:26:37Ow!
00:26:39Perfect, perfect.
00:26:40All right.
00:26:41All right.
00:26:42Listen, you won't be a man.
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:47Buddy?
00:26:47What?
00:26:48You want to walk?
00:26:49Don't spit on me again.
00:26:50Oh, God.
00:26:53You won't be, you won't be a man, don't you?
00:26:56Yeah, sure.
00:26:57Yeah?
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:58In order to be a man, you got to think a man's thoughts.
00:27:01Right, think a man's thoughts.
00:27:02Walk a man's walk.
00:27:04You need a man's walk.
00:27:05You got to talk a man's talk.
00:27:08Yeah, fine.
00:27:10Well, I'm listening.
00:27:11Do what I do, all right?
00:27:12Watch.
00:27:13I am.
00:27:14They good looking?
00:27:15Yeah.
00:27:15Your man's back in town.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:21Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:27:22You better get yourself together, because tonight's going to make love to you.
00:27:30I'll make you burn the way you shoot.
00:27:34I'll make you burn the way you shoot.
00:27:40I'll make you scream.
00:27:41Okay.
00:27:41But I want to do you no good.
00:27:45Hey, good-looking.
00:27:52Your man is back in town.
00:27:55You better get yourself together
00:27:56cause the man's got his love.
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:02Come here, you're embarrassing me.
00:28:04Ow, ow.
00:28:06Now remember the mayor's daughter.
00:28:08Don't promote this story.
00:28:10I'd rather enjoy that story.
00:28:11Would you leave it out of the article, please?
00:28:13So sweetheart, I said...
00:28:15I said, Dr. Garner, are you telling me
00:28:17that Cupcakes needs to have oral surgery
00:28:19when a partial or a crown would suffice just as well?
00:28:21We are talking about a dog with a nervous condition.
00:28:24We are talking about surgery.
00:28:26Major surgery.
00:28:27Give him a kiss.
00:28:28Yes, I give him a kiss.
00:28:30Mayor Brady, you are.
00:28:32Yes.
00:28:32Hi.
00:28:33It's going to be my honor to serve you tonight.
00:28:36Why, thanks.
00:28:36We appreciate it.
00:28:38Uh, let me freshen up this ashtray a little bit.
00:28:41Come on.
00:28:43What's your name?
00:28:44Amanda.
00:28:46You can call me Mandy.
00:28:47Woody.
00:28:48You can call me Woody.
00:28:49Hi, Woody.
00:28:50So what do you say, gang?
00:28:52Let's eat, huh?
00:28:53I'm starving.
00:28:53Get a little chow.
00:28:54Oh, precious.
00:29:07Oh, my God.
00:29:11Daddy went through change of life.
00:29:12Are you all right?
00:29:26Last night's total a record 17 luxury and sports cars stolen from the Bedford Park section of the city.
00:29:32As the car theft crisis continues with no end in sight, Sheriff Margaret Williams warns motorists that no car is safe.
00:29:41And the next theft could be right in your own neighborhood.
00:29:45Well, anyway, after Spud talked with the chairman of the golf club, Byron and I were out of a job, too.
00:29:50Yeah, it was a rough time, but our family really helped us through it.
00:30:04That's bad, huh?
00:30:05I'm tired.
00:30:06I was up all night, cornrowing my head.
00:30:10Packing mud in and shit.
00:30:14Byron.
00:30:17You got a daughter?
00:30:19Turn your radio on and listen to the music in the air.
00:30:24Life with Wiley wasn't getting any easier for me, either.
00:30:28Heaven's glory is there.
00:30:30There's a saying that country music speaks to the heart.
00:30:33The only trouble is it has to go through your ears to get there.
00:30:36Get in touch with God.
00:30:40Turn your radio on.
00:30:47Hey, listen, Jackie.
00:30:49What is the key word in moving?
00:30:52The key word?
00:30:55Teamwork.
00:30:56Well, don't mean what to call it.
00:30:59And two words.
00:31:01Teamwork is two words.
00:31:03Okay, what's the key word?
00:31:04The real word is chain of command.
00:31:09Oh, that's one word, chain of command?
00:31:11Yeah, get it, get it.
00:31:12I'll tell you what to move.
00:31:14And hey, no problem.
00:31:15You move it.
00:31:21Shoot, watch your back.
00:31:22Oh, watch out.
00:31:24What?
00:31:25Do you get a second control?
00:31:27Hey, Jackie, where you going?
00:31:28You can't go anywhere without no end or a sticker.
00:31:33Come here.
00:31:34I don't need a sticker.
00:31:36It's a refrigerator.
00:31:36I know where it goes.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39Oh.
00:31:43That's good.
00:31:47My spine is in my eye.
00:31:50Hey, you got to get the thing where it's going, you know.
00:31:54Hit him up.
00:31:55Hey, I developed a little back trouble myself.
00:32:09Portable vacuum cleaner, my ass.
00:32:12After two weeks, I came to the conclusion that the vacuum cleaner business, well, sucks.
00:32:18The damn thing is nuclear.
00:32:21I mean, that can't be safe.
00:32:23My children can probably come out in a Jell-O mold now.
00:32:29Well, all right.
00:32:31So long, you appliance from hell.
00:32:36You might say that that was the day my career in sales went up in smoke.
00:32:58Well, I'll tell you, there's some benefits to being unemployed.
00:33:01Yeah, so this is where a mayor lives, huh?
00:33:08It's great.
00:33:10Shh, don't say anything.
00:33:13Wait a minute.
00:33:18And I, for one, enjoyed having my nights free.
00:33:21Tried to put the time to good use.
00:33:23That's when you started to get involved in politics, wasn't it, Woody?
00:33:27Well, yeah, I dabbled a little.
00:33:31You paid the chance when you seek romance.
00:33:40Such a dangerous dance.
00:33:46Whoa.
00:33:47I think I broke my spine.
00:33:48Yeah, you did real good there today, Chucky.
00:33:51Yes, sir.
00:33:51I was real proud of you.
00:33:52So I got myself lined up a real special treat for you.
00:33:56Yeah?
00:33:57You're going to use a deodorant, no?
00:33:59Ha!
00:34:00Ha!
00:34:02Oh, I made myself this promise, you see.
00:34:05I said to myself, I said,
00:34:07Self, you can't let this little hang bone go home to his mama
00:34:10without him learning to have his self a good time.
00:34:13I don't want a good time.
00:34:14And you know, when I think of a good time,
00:34:17you know who I think about.
00:34:19Daylene, I know.
00:34:19He's riding my best gal, Daylene.
00:34:22And you know what I think about when I think about Daylene.
00:34:24Yes, I know.
00:34:25No, no, no, not that.
00:34:26Where I think to go.
00:34:28Where?
00:34:30The lion's den.
00:34:33Can't let cruisin'.
00:34:35Can't let cruisin'.
00:34:39Well, I saw my baby walkin'
00:34:43Down Melrose Avenue, I said,
00:34:46Hey there, baby, where you think you're goin' to?
00:34:48I said,
00:34:50I'm goin' to Parliament, I'm goin' to get myself a ride.
00:34:52Hey, this place make you horny or what?
00:34:55Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:55That's right.
00:34:57I'd like to be Cadillac cruisin'.
00:34:59Ooh.
00:35:00Cadillac cruisin' with you.
00:35:02Nice.
00:35:04Wiley, I was thinking if we leave, bro.
00:35:06I'll fit my cat, baby, I'll take you for a ride.
00:35:09Ooh.
00:35:10Ooh.
00:35:11Do you believe me?
00:35:12Excuse me.
00:35:15Wiley, she's got vegetables.
00:35:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:35:21Well, I'm Cadillac cruisin'.
00:35:24Cadillac cruisin' with you, yeah.
00:35:27Come on, Daylene, let's go show these homos how to shake and bake.
00:35:32Whoo!
00:35:49I actually have, uh, more chest hair.
00:35:51That's, I just brought a little bit, I didn't know.
00:35:55I like a man with a little chest hair.
00:35:57That's, that's why I just wore that much.
00:35:59It seems so easy for Wiley and Aileen to have fun together.
00:36:03I couldn't help but wonder, how come all I had with Sally was trouble?
00:36:06Max, even when you're having fun, sometimes a woman can be nothing but trouble.
00:36:11Cadillac cruisin', oh, Cadillac cruisin' with you.
00:36:16I wanna go here.
00:36:17These are my body go here.
00:36:18These are my body go here.
00:36:19These are my body go.
00:36:20Can I hold on?
00:36:21Yes.
00:36:22Can I see you there to be now?
00:36:23Take me to David Lennon.
00:36:24Oops.
00:36:25Hi.
00:36:26Going down, this is not the way that David Lennon is.
00:36:31He's my father.
00:36:33Tell him we're not done.
00:36:35He thinks I'm a virgin.
00:36:36No, get out.
00:36:37Well, sure we'll go in here.
00:36:39Daddy's coming, sweetheart.
00:36:41Daddy is going to...
00:36:43Mandy, sweetheart, what are you doing up here?
00:36:48This is most unusual.
00:36:49Dad, I just came up to look around the campaign posters.
00:36:50I guess I fell asleep.
00:36:51Well, sweetheart, when you're all done here, you take your time and I'll be downstairs.
00:37:03Have you seen big boy?
00:37:04No, not yet.
00:37:05Oh, there's precious.
00:37:06Daddy's missed you yet.
00:37:07Baby pigs, did you miss your daddy?
00:37:08I missed you so much.
00:37:09We are going straight to bed.
00:37:10The two go-bots are going to take a lay down right with you.
00:37:30I'm sorry I got a little frisky with you back there, but...
00:37:33That's okay.
00:37:34Wally really wants you to have a real good time.
00:37:36You said that?
00:37:37Yeah, he thinks you're a real nice guy.
00:37:40He said I'm a nice guy?
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:43Yeah.
00:37:44When did he...?
00:37:45That's great.
00:37:46I guess you're not going to forget somebody like Wally for a real long time, will you
00:37:51Chuck?
00:37:52No, you don't forget Wally right away.
00:38:02Wally really did turn out to be something special.
00:38:05He taught me a lot.
00:38:06He taught me how to walk a man's walk.
00:38:08How to talk a man's talk.
00:38:10Turn your radio on.
00:38:11Turn your radio on.
00:38:12The floor is there.
00:38:13The floor is there.
00:38:14Turn your lights down low.
00:38:16Turn your lights down low.
00:38:17And listen to the gospel on the radio.
00:38:20Get in touch with God.
00:38:21Turn your radio on.
00:38:23Turn your radio on.
00:38:24Turn your radio on.
00:38:25Turn your radio on.
00:38:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:32Ja, ja, ja, ja.
00:38:47Ja, hier wir sind.
00:38:50Wir sind wieder zurück.
00:38:52Ich bin glücklich hier, nicht?
00:38:54Nein, wirklich. Ich bin, ich bin.
00:38:57Ja.
00:38:58Aber nicht so als ich dachte, ich werde sein.
00:39:01Ich habe eine gute Zeit.
00:39:03Und du bist ein ganzer Mann.
00:39:08Ja, ich denke so.
00:39:11Hey, listen, ich werde, uh,
00:39:13um, zurück nachher zu diesem Zeitpunkt.
00:39:15Du hast die Wight-Lion-Fever?
00:39:18Du bist mit mir.
00:39:20Du hast es. Das ist ein Deal.
00:39:22Hier geht's.
00:39:23Was ist das für?
00:39:25Ich bin nicht das viel.
00:39:27Hey!
00:39:28Du hast es.
00:39:29Du hast es.
00:39:30Du hast es.
00:39:31Du hast es.
00:39:32Du hast es.
00:39:33Danke.
00:39:35Du hast es.
00:39:37Du hast es.
00:39:38Du hast es.
00:39:39Ich will es.
00:39:40Ich werde es.
00:39:41Ja, ich werde dich für's.
00:39:42Du hast es.
00:39:43Ja.
00:39:44Hey, Max.
00:39:45Wait a minute.
00:39:46Wability du das hier.
00:39:49Ich bin ein bisschen.
00:39:50Ich werde dir ein bisschen.
00:39:51Du hast es.
00:39:52Du hast es.
00:39:53Du hast es.
00:39:54Du hast es.
00:39:55Du hast es.
00:39:56Was im Namen?
00:39:57You take care of yourself.
00:39:59Ja, ja, go on.
00:40:00All right.
00:40:17Come on, baby. Good grouping. Good grouping.
00:40:20All right, Nicky. All right, Nicky.
00:40:23Nice and easy.
00:40:25Where am I?
00:40:28Onesies, yo-yo. Come on.
00:40:33All right. You've been practicing, Nicky. You've been practicing.
00:40:36I know. Nice. Nice and easy.
00:40:38Take your time. Take your time.
00:40:40Ah, good grouping. Good grouping. Nice. Easy.
00:40:44How you doing, fellas? How you doing? Back ahead.
00:40:46Hey, the boss wants to see you.
00:40:48All right.
00:40:50Hey, man, you want to see everybody or just you?
00:40:52You. You. You.
00:40:54Just me? You.
00:40:57Did he say what?
00:40:58Woo!
00:40:59He didn't say what?
00:41:00I didn't. He'll tell you what he wants.
00:41:01All right. All right, Nicky. Nice and easy.
00:41:04Come on, baby. Very, very close. Very close.
00:41:07Yeah. Yeah.
00:41:09All right.
00:41:10All right.
00:41:11$800.
00:41:13$900.
00:41:14$1,000.
00:41:16Not bad, kid.
00:41:18Good boy.
00:41:19It was a good week.
00:41:20Yeah. All right.
00:41:22That's $100 for you.
00:41:24$900 for me.
00:41:26Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you talking about?
00:41:28What do you mean?
00:41:29I'm not supposed to... I'm supposed to get older.
00:41:31Wiley gave me all the money and said it's mine.
00:41:33I don't care what Wiley said.
00:41:37I'm no moron.
00:41:38I built this place because I know what's going on.
00:41:41Yeah, but he told me that I get...
00:41:42He told me that I'm supposed to get it all.
00:41:44That's what he said.
00:41:45Look, kid, let me tell you something.
00:41:47Lesson number one.
00:41:48He works himself and you work for me.
00:41:53I work for you?
00:41:54Yeah.
00:41:55No.
00:41:57I used to work for you, but I don't.
00:42:00You know why?
00:42:01I quit.
00:42:20She's definitely gonna be impressed.
00:42:23I'm just gonna tell her.
00:42:24Sally, I'm learning to take a stand.
00:42:26And look, as far as the other guy is concerned,
00:42:29it doesn't even bother me anymore.
00:42:31Just because you had a drink with the guy, you know,
00:42:33it doesn't necessarily mean that...
00:42:38Oh.
00:42:43I can't believe she's kissing this guy.
00:42:47Guy is a weasel.
00:42:48I can't believe she likes this guy.
00:42:50What does he have?
00:42:51What does he have?
00:42:52What does he have?
00:42:53A nice cock.
00:42:54Spud, nice name, too.
00:42:55Fine.
00:42:56She's leaving me for a guy named after potatoes.
00:42:59That makes a lot of sense.
00:43:00Fine.
00:43:06So I decided the only way you make money
00:43:09is if you open up your own business,
00:43:10and that way you work for yourself and your own boss.
00:43:12You could be your own man.
00:43:14Uh, I'm gonna be, uh, my own man.
00:43:18Uh, I'm gonna...
00:43:19How?
00:43:20Let me show you something.
00:43:21Face your eyes on those.
00:43:24Well, uh, little white cards.
00:43:26Very clever.
00:43:27The other side of the card.
00:43:28Ah!
00:43:29You're way ahead of me.
00:43:30Maximum movie.
00:43:31Oh, Max.
00:43:32Maximum.
00:43:33Max.
00:43:34That's me.
00:43:35Maximum.
00:43:36Your own company.
00:43:37Our company.
00:43:38You and me.
00:43:42That's right.
00:43:43What do you think?
00:43:44Uh...
00:43:47Wow.
00:43:48Uh...
00:43:49You think wow?
00:43:50Uh, I...
00:43:51I think wow.
00:43:53I...
00:43:54I feel, uh...
00:43:55Gee.
00:43:58And that was the start of...
00:44:00Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
00:44:02Maximum moving!
00:44:04See, I knew from the start that our company wasn't gonna be like the others.
00:44:09I was gonna do things my way.
00:44:11Now, what is the key word in moving?
00:44:12Uh...
00:44:13A hernia.
00:44:14Come on.
00:44:15I told you before.
00:44:16Oh, uh...
00:44:17Chain of command.
00:44:18Chain of command.
00:44:19That's right.
00:44:20And there's one more thing very important.
00:44:22All right?
00:44:23Inventory stickers.
00:44:24Now, these stickers go on everything.
00:44:26Now, I have all the contents listed on the, on the, uh, the content list, which will have,
00:44:30you know, all of them for every room.
00:44:32So, make sure before you move out, check out both on, uh, the code number for the room
00:44:36and the content list, cause I'll have them both.
00:44:37All right?
00:44:38And I'll just start down here and you can work your way out that way.
00:44:40All right?
00:44:41Are you kidding me?
00:44:43No.
00:44:44You're not moving.
00:44:47No.
00:44:48I just wanted the sofa move from here to there.
00:44:59Just, just move the sofa.
00:45:02Didn't I tell you that?
00:45:04Uh, uh...
00:45:09Would you excuse us one sec?
00:45:14All right.
00:45:15It's stuck.
00:45:16It's definitely stuck.
00:45:17Uh, don't panic.
00:45:18Let me just check.
00:45:19Uh, it's probably in here.
00:45:20Stuck.
00:45:21Couch is stuck.
00:45:22No.
00:45:23No.
00:45:24Roy, Roy, Roy, Roy.
00:45:25Look.
00:45:26You're doing it all wrong.
00:45:27You have to do it.
00:45:28What?
00:45:29You have to push it and then you must.
00:45:30Yeah, it's just the amount of finding center of gravity.
00:45:32Then you lean and, yeah.
00:45:33You have to grab the corner, Roy.
00:45:35No.
00:45:36You have to grab the corner, Roy.
00:45:37No.
00:45:38No.
00:45:39No.
00:45:40No.
00:45:41No.
00:45:42No.
00:45:43No.
00:45:44No.
00:45:45No.
00:45:46No.
00:45:47No.
00:45:48No.
00:45:49No.
00:45:50No.
00:45:51No.
00:45:52No.
00:45:53No.
00:45:54No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:56No.
00:45:57No.
00:45:58No.
00:45:59No.
00:46:00No.
00:46:02No.
00:46:03No.
00:46:05I ain't gonna kill you, I ain't gonna kill you.
00:46:07Fuck him.
00:46:09I ain't gonna kill you, I ain't gonna kill you.
00:46:11Ah.
00:46:12Oh.
00:46:13Oh, good.
00:46:14Ah.
00:46:15So, how's business?
00:46:16Huh?
00:46:17How's business?
00:46:18Huh?
00:46:19How?
00:46:20How's business?
00:46:21How's business?
00:46:22It's good.
00:46:23Uh...
00:46:24It's great.
00:46:25It's great.
00:46:26Controxỉhero.
00:46:27Nein, es tut.
00:46:29Es tut.
00:46:30Was ist das Problem?
00:46:32Ich wollte nicht sagen, das zu sagen.
00:46:34Wenn wir extra manpower haben,
00:46:36würden wir wirklich in gut shape sein.
00:46:38So, wenn du aus der Arbeit bist,
00:46:40und du musst nicht sagen,
00:46:42was du denkst, was du denkst,
00:46:44um die Idee mit uns zu arbeiten?
00:46:45Das ist gut.
00:46:46Das ist gut.
00:46:48Wenn du nicht wollen,
00:46:49dann verstehe ich das.
00:46:50Das ist gut.
00:46:52Was ist gut?
00:46:53Was für Geld?
00:46:55All right, the only other thing,
00:46:57we have to figure out a way
00:47:00to get some money,
00:47:01because I have to get a truck.
00:47:02I can't keep doing it in the car,
00:47:03and we just need some money.
00:47:05Money's no problem.
00:47:07I know a guy.
00:47:09It's no problem.
00:47:10What kind of guy?
00:47:11Big guy.
00:47:12What kind of money?
00:47:13Big money.
00:47:15Don Carlucci.
00:47:16Can I call you Don?
00:47:18You know, you look great.
00:47:19You dropped a few, huh?
00:47:21It's good for the heart.
00:47:23Listen, I'm sorry to hear about your son Vinnie,
00:47:25you know, doing time.
00:47:26Kidnapping, that's a bum rap.
00:47:30Look, about the 20,000 we talked about,
00:47:32I was thinking maybe we could, uh...
00:47:34You need to borrow some money.
00:47:49We start our own business.
00:47:53A moving company.
00:47:57You know, I move people's furniture from one house to another.
00:48:02You know, expensive business.
00:48:03You got to buy a truck.
00:48:04You got to buy a thriving cabinet.
00:48:06You got to buy a phone.
00:48:07You got to start a business right in the middle.
00:48:10and I'm getting a bank.
00:48:11I am going with you.
00:48:38Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.
00:49:08Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein.
00:49:38I'm going to go out on a limb here, but that's not a gift, am I right?
00:49:45What is taking them so long in here?
00:49:46I don't know. I don't know. Maybe they killed his ass.
00:49:49You think they would?
00:49:51How are you doing, guys?
00:49:52What took you so long?
00:49:54Well, you know, we were talking. Had a little chat.
00:49:55Yeah? Yeah.
00:49:56What were you talking about?
00:49:57Uh, collateral.
00:49:59Collateral?
00:49:59Yeah.
00:50:00What collateral?
00:50:00Well, you know, your house, your car.
00:50:03Well, that's good. That's good.
00:50:05No, that's bad.
00:50:07It's your house, your car.
00:50:10What?
00:50:10I did what?
00:50:11I had to give him something.
00:50:12I don't have anything.
00:50:13What am I going to give him?
00:50:14You're the only two.
00:50:15I don't have anything to give him.
00:50:16Now you were really in business.
00:50:17Thanks to Woody's contact in the financial community, Byron's negotiating acumen, Max's management expertise, Roy's sense of strategic command.
00:50:24How could you lose, right?
00:50:25In a big way.
00:50:27We're in great shape, guys. We've got a truck. We've got an office. We've got phones. And now I've got the one thing we finally need.
00:50:34You got a job.
00:50:35You got a job?
00:50:36No. But look at this calendar. Is this great? It's got all the days and the weeks listed numerically, a month according to season, and a picture of a girl.
00:50:43Same girl each month. You don't have to readjust.
00:50:46No problem. They're the same girl. I love this calendar.
00:50:49Max, we've been here for a week. When are we going to work?
00:50:54I'll check the calendar.
00:50:56Oh, Max.
00:50:57This is a great start.
00:51:00Max, my car is on the line.
00:51:02Yeah, don't forget your parents' house, too.
00:51:04And my parents' house, too. Thank you.
00:51:06Woody, I don't know what to tell you. I had an ad on the paper every day this week. There's been something I've...
00:51:10Wait a minute.
00:51:11We're not using our heads here.
00:51:13We've got to take charge of the situation.
00:51:16It's time we played a little hard, Bob.
00:51:19Right, Roy?
00:51:23Tuesday. Fix window.
00:51:26This is going to fill up very fast.
00:51:29The Cabrizis pretty much control the moving business.
00:51:32Not because they didn't have any competition.
00:51:34No, just because they made sure the competition didn't have any kneecaps.
00:51:37So we figured Max should take a walk over while he still could.
00:51:41How you doing, Gloria?
00:51:42How are you, Max?
00:51:43Good. Could you do me a big favor?
00:51:45Could I do you a big favor?
00:51:47I had to give a little...
00:51:48I left a sweatshirt in my locker.
00:51:50You left a sweatshirt in your locker?
00:51:52In my locker.
00:51:53And I was wondering if you could...
00:51:54You probably want me to go retrieve it.
00:51:55Would you mind? You know the one, the gray one.
00:51:57Gray one.
00:51:58The writing...
00:51:59Made a cloth.
00:52:00Yeah.
00:52:00On a string.
00:52:01Yeah, phys ed.
00:52:01Yeah.
00:52:02You looked like a wimp when you were, yeah?
00:52:04The gray one with the writing, phys ed.
00:52:07I'll go get it.
00:52:07I'll wait here.
00:52:09Thank you.
00:52:26One, twelve.
00:52:27Twelve, read my drive.
00:52:28Twelve, read my drive.
00:52:29Finale.
00:52:30I'll remember that.
00:52:31Twelve, read one.
00:52:33One, twelve.
00:52:34Twelve, read my drive.
00:52:39Hey, Max.
00:52:40I couldn't find your sweatshirt.
00:52:42Oh, it's probably in my...
00:52:43Guys.
00:52:44It's probably in my car.
00:52:46No problem.
00:52:46How you doing, guys?
00:52:47Nice suits.
00:52:50Cup of coffee?
00:52:50I was going to have one.
00:52:52Okay.
00:52:54Ah!
00:52:54There's a lot of paint involved, isn't there?
00:53:08It's all okay.
00:53:12I'm okay.
00:53:13Okay, this is it, guys.
00:53:20Number twelve.
00:53:22Good morning.
00:53:23We're maximum moving.
00:53:24You must be Mrs. Finale.
00:53:26That's the...
00:53:28ex...
00:53:29Mrs. Finale.
00:53:33Mrs. Finale.
00:53:33Mrs. Finale?
00:53:33The ex, Mrs. Finale?
00:53:35I've been recently...
00:53:38divorced.
00:53:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:53:41I'm not.
00:53:44Well, anyway, Mrs. Finale.
00:53:45Uh, ex, ma'am, what I thought we would do is just start upstairs when you...
00:53:48That's a very big truck.
00:53:55Is it all yours?
00:54:02Yeah?
00:54:04112 Readmont Drive.
00:54:06How you doing?
00:54:07We're the movers from Caprese Brothers.
00:54:10So?
00:54:14We ain't moving.
00:54:18Oh, you're moving, Nancy.
00:54:31Nice place.
00:54:32Yeah, nice place.
00:54:33Now, listen to me.
00:54:34Now, swing it.
00:54:35Swing it.
00:54:36I'm swinging it.
00:54:37I'm swinging it.
00:54:38I'm swinging it.
00:54:39Break it.
00:54:40Break it to me.
00:54:41Angle, there you go.
00:54:42Angle it higher.
00:54:43Angle it higher.
00:54:46Yes, sir.
00:54:47There's a job to be done.
00:54:48Maximum moving can do it.
00:54:49Yeah, we sure worked up a sweat on that one.
00:54:51Yeah, especially Byron.
00:54:53Young man.
00:54:56Do you think you could give me a hand with this?
00:55:00Sure.
00:55:01Mrs. Trinelli, there's nothing in the room.
00:55:13That's not quite true, Byron.
00:55:16There's you.
00:55:18And me.
00:55:21And the boys.
00:55:23New friends.
00:55:24How nice.
00:55:25Max, do you know what the hell you're talking about?
00:55:26Yes.
00:55:27Now, listen to me.
00:55:28Muzzle it.
00:55:29Muzzle it.
00:55:30Muzzle it.
00:55:31Muzzle it.
00:55:32Muzzle it.
00:55:33Muzzle it.
00:55:34Muzzle it.
00:55:35All right, that's it, Nicky.
00:55:36Let's get the hell out of here.
00:55:37Hey.
00:55:38Guy looks like a big tipper.
00:55:39Let me handle this.
00:55:40That's right.
00:55:41Morning, sir.
00:55:42How you doing?
00:55:43What's going on here?
00:55:44We're moving you, sir.
00:55:45Well, why would you be doing that, you cretin?
00:55:46Ooh.
00:55:47He called you a crouton, Frankie.
00:55:48Hey, yo, wait.
00:55:49It says here, 112 Redmont Drive.
00:55:50This is Finnelli, right?
00:55:51Yeah.
00:55:52Look, you imbeciles.
00:55:53I'm giving you exactly one hour to put every single piece of furniture back in that house,
00:55:58just as you found it.
00:55:59I don't know.
00:56:00I don't know.
00:56:01I don't know.
00:56:02I don't know.
00:56:03I don't know.
00:56:04I don't know.
00:56:05I don't know.
00:56:06I don't know.
00:56:07I don't know.
00:56:08I don't know.
00:56:09I don't know.
00:56:10I don't know.
00:56:11What are you waiting for?
00:56:12Hang on a second.
00:56:13Thanks to Mrs. Finnelli.
00:56:14Maximum moving is off and running.
00:56:15And we are each $138.40 richer.
00:56:18All right.
00:56:19Let's see.
00:56:20That's Finnelli.
00:56:21Finnelli.
00:56:22Finnelli.
00:56:23Finnelli with an F.
00:56:24Great.
00:56:25More business.
00:56:26I'll get it.
00:56:27I'll get it.
00:56:29Eddie Fuller.
00:56:30I'll get up.
00:56:32Is he over me.
00:56:35He's over me.
00:56:36Oh.
00:56:37Oh, forgive me.
00:56:38Mrs. Can internationalion.
00:56:41That's $148.80 richer.
00:56:42All right.
00:56:43Let's see.
00:56:44That's…
00:56:45Finali...
00:56:46Findelli.
00:56:47announcers…
00:56:48Finelli…
00:56:49Finelli…
00:56:50Finelli with an F.
00:56:52Uh, uh, great.
00:56:53More business.
00:56:54I'll get it.
00:56:56Ha ha
00:56:56Ha ha.
00:56:56Ha ha....
00:56:57Ha ha.
00:56:58Wednesday. Fixed desk.
00:57:13So you had a little phone with Manny Caprese, huh?
00:57:18Well, I'm here to tell you what a dangerous occupation moving furniture can be.
00:57:23Things happen sometimes. Maybe your leg gets broken.
00:57:26Maybe your face gets messed up a bit. Just a little bit, huh?
00:57:32Yes, a little bit. A little bit.
00:57:36Now remember, Caprese rhymes with sleazy.
00:57:42Have a nice day.
00:58:00After our chat with Manny Caprese, we decided to stay away from their business.
00:58:04Because when Manny speaks, people listen.
00:58:06Unless, of course, they have an ice pick in their ear.
00:58:08Good morning. Maximum moving.
00:58:11Oh, the phone's definitely working.
00:58:13Thank you, operator.
00:58:15Phones are working.
00:58:19Beautiful girl. The whole team's had her. We all love her.
00:58:21Dr. D.
00:58:22Morning. Maximum moving.
00:58:24Mrs. Finnelli.
00:58:25Time out.
00:58:26You're not moving again, are you?
00:58:28Oh, just rearranging furniture.
00:58:31Just Byron?
00:58:32Oh, uh, well, then we'll send Byron over.
00:58:37No problem at all. It's our pleasure, Mrs. Finnelli.
00:58:44I like working with people.
00:58:46This is a good job.
00:58:48Yeah, well, you're doing something right, because that lady's our best customer.
00:58:51She's our only customer.
00:58:52Is it possible we're doing something wrong?
00:58:55My father says that it's a simple matter of certified demographics.
00:58:59You see, population movement reflects a realignment in socioeconomic dispositioning,
00:59:05according to demonstrated microeconomic field theory.
00:59:09What you're trying to say is people need a reason to move?
00:59:13Well, yeah, it's a short version, I suppose.
00:59:17Time for plan B.
00:59:19Wait a second. Wait a second. What is plan B?
00:59:26Oh, plan B.
00:59:27Okay, now everybody knows you're playing, right?
00:59:31Yeah!
00:59:32Okay, plan B, right?
00:59:33Yeah!
00:59:34Okay, give me the win, give me the win.
00:59:39Okay, give me the hat, give me the hat, give me the hat.
00:59:41Yeah, yeah, okay.
00:59:42Okay, that's good.
00:59:47What's up, Y.E.?
00:59:49Baby, this neighborhood is our dream.
01:00:08They got little white kids and everything.
01:00:10Squeeze your new neighbors, white.
01:00:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:14Oh, my God.
01:00:15Uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:00:17Yeah.
01:00:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:19What?
01:00:20The trick wants some more money.
01:00:21Some more money.
01:00:22Okay, okay, okay.
01:00:23Tell them, tell them it's $100 more for you.
01:00:26$50 for the bulldozer.
01:00:27$75 for the three fat chicks in the closet.
01:00:30The squirrel is $5.50.
01:00:32Uh, and, and, and the moose is going to be $38.50.
01:00:36The squirrel ripping up the floor.
01:00:37There's an agent with a hard hat blowing on the Richard said he's going to build himself
01:00:40an intercontinental missile in the hole where you want to put the swimming pool.
01:00:43It's too bad, Dad.
01:00:44Uncle Sam.
01:00:45I'll be with your white ass in a minute.
01:00:46I'm going to talk to you about this job.
01:00:48You must have heard about it on your TV set.
01:00:50No, no, put this world on the floor.
01:00:52We got to show the commies that they're up and tough.
01:00:53But this missile will prove we got the right stuff.
01:00:55Two to one have been big.
01:00:56We want to survive.
01:00:57We decided the hole's got to take the dive.
01:00:59For security's sake, someone's got to pay the price.
01:01:01And we'll all be grateful for your sacrifice.
01:01:03And when the mission stands, will your home reach the beat?
01:01:06Let it be.
01:01:22That's the first one.
01:01:23Check it out.
01:01:24I've got to tell.
01:01:25Come on.
01:01:26Come on.
01:01:27Take it no more.
01:01:29You're barbecuing it in your backyard.
01:01:31Everybody is jamming and partying hard.
01:01:33Sitting at the table passing through the ramp.
01:01:35When something starts bubbling out on the ground.
01:01:37It looks real bad.
01:01:38Smells real funny.
01:01:39It's dark.
01:01:40It's dirty.
01:01:41It's sticky.
01:01:42It's running.
01:01:43It looks like something from a horror flick.
01:01:45It turned your stomach.
01:01:46It made you sick.
01:01:47It brings over.
01:01:49If you don't go away.
01:01:50So the next day, a government ban comes to move it away.
01:01:52When he goes up in his big, white truck, he says,
01:01:54Top.
01:01:55cierge.
01:01:55You know you're at enough.
01:01:57He walks over to examine the trap on the lawn.
01:01:59He looks care, so you know something's wrong.
01:02:00He says he's got a plan in our room.
01:02:03All right, all right.
01:02:24When you're successful, it seems like everyone knows about it, and everyone wants to be a part of it.
01:02:37Especially the women.
01:02:38It's true. They start to treat you with a lot more respect.
01:02:50Roy.
01:02:54There you go.
01:03:02I'm telling you, German women, they're the best.
01:03:04Are you okay?
01:03:05Go for it.
01:03:07It did feel good to accomplish something.
01:03:11I know I may not have had everything I wanted, but I had myself, and I had friends who cared about me.
01:03:20You also had enemies who cared about you.
01:03:23That's true.
01:03:24Business is slow.
01:03:30I don't like it.
01:03:33I don't like it at all.
01:03:36I think it's time we taught these punks a little lesson.
01:03:38Right, boss.
01:03:39Huh?
01:03:40Right, boss.
01:03:41Huh, moron?
01:03:42Right, boss.
01:03:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:03:52Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
01:03:53Hold it, hold it, hold it.
01:03:54This is Mr. Handelman's concert piano.
01:03:55He told me it's $90,000 worth of piano here, so can we please be a little more careful?
01:04:02This may not be important, but there's a banana on the stairs.
01:04:03Will somebody pick it up?
01:04:04I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.
01:04:05Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:04:06whole body, gotta make it that day off, guys.
01:04:07Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
01:04:08This is Mr. Handelman's concert piano.
01:04:09Yes, sir!
01:04:10Will somebody pick it up?
01:04:13Now, I'll get it, I'll get it.
01:04:14Whoa, that asshole!
01:04:17allowed it!
01:04:17Aber da ist ein Bananer auf den Stairs.
01:04:21Will somebody pick it up?
01:04:25Ich werde es. Ich werde es.
01:04:37Das ist nicht wo er he wanted.
01:04:38Das ist 90,000 Dollar.
01:04:41Ich meine, er hat mich gesagt, er hat mich nicht gewonnen.
01:04:4590,000 Dollar.
01:04:47Oh, fine.
01:04:5095,000 Dollar.
01:04:57Also, today wasn't such a good day.
01:04:59What are we doing now?
01:05:01Uh, insurance covers the damage.
01:05:04We still got one more payment to the Don, which means we need cash.
01:05:08Well, we could clear almost three grand on the Smithtown job.
01:05:11We got Smithtown.
01:05:13This is weekend. So we're in great shape.
01:05:15We are in great shape, guys.
01:05:17I don't think you realize.
01:05:18I mean, we're fine.
01:05:21Look, if Cabriese brothers want to do that kind of stuff, that's them.
01:05:25That's the way they want to operate.
01:05:27I don't care. That's fine.
01:05:29We are professionals.
01:05:31We don't have to stoop to their level.
01:05:33We could, but we could.
01:05:36Are you sure you set that hydraulic for 6,000 pounds?
01:05:40Yes, absolutely.
01:05:41I've got it diametrically opposed to the truck's own weight.
01:05:44Boy, uh, you and Mr. Greenzian sure got a lot of crap there.
01:05:48Yeah, a lot of crap over here.
01:05:49Yeah, where do you want to dump this junk?
01:05:51I mean, I don't want to be pushy, but I want to get out here for lunch today.
01:05:55Yeah.
01:05:55Listen, you big ape.
01:05:56You're going to take good care of my furniture.
01:05:59You're going to bring each piece to the door, and then we'll show you where to put it.
01:06:02Come on.
01:06:03I'm going to take your ass and throw it out in the street and stomp on it.
01:06:07I'm going to squash it, Frankie.
01:06:07No, no, no.
01:06:08She didn't mean it.
01:06:09I could take this one, man.
01:06:10No, I don't think so.
01:06:11Maybe I should have done it myself, Missy.
01:06:17I spent eight hours under that truck last night.
01:06:19This is, uh, this is going to work.
01:06:21You'd better.
01:06:22And for heaven's sakes, be careful.
01:06:25I don't want you running around in our house breaking up things.
01:06:28And if you want to use our bathroom, you're not going to.
01:06:31Go somewhere else.
01:06:33Uh, pig.
01:06:34Hey, listen, lady.
01:06:36Why don't you and Mr. Wrinkles over there go park your butts under that tree?
01:06:40Yeah.
01:06:41Here it goes.
01:06:48Did you touch anything up there?
01:06:50I didn't touch nothing, Frankie.
01:06:51You guys wait right here.
01:06:53Here, don't move.
01:06:54Ah!
01:06:56Ah!
01:07:04Ah!
01:07:04You guys all right?
01:07:21You big gorilla!
01:07:22Yeah, they're all right.
01:07:24Uh, where did you want us to put this furniture?
01:07:27Well, we deserved a little celebration.
01:07:28We had just one last payment to make to the Don.
01:07:30And the big Smithtown job the next day.
01:07:32We were pretty much home free.
01:07:33Right.
01:07:33And through it all, we kept our dignity, our professionalism, and our kneecaps and eardrums.
01:07:38We showed the Cabrizis that they couldn't intimidate us anymore.
01:07:42Explain it to me again.
01:07:44How are the Cabrizis not gonna know that we dumped their truck?
01:07:48Max, are we back to that again?
01:07:49Well, I'm thinking about it.
01:07:50They're definitely gonna figure it out.
01:07:51Come on, Max.
01:07:51Don't bring up the Cabrizis again, man.
01:07:53I thought you thought it was a good idea.
01:07:56I did, but it was a mistake.
01:07:57Wait a minute.
01:07:57What are they gonna do?
01:07:58Blow up the building?
01:08:00They blew up the building.
01:08:01These guys have no sense of humor.
01:08:04I can't believe it.
01:08:05Truck is gone.
01:08:11Great.
01:08:18God, look at this.
01:08:31It's over.
01:08:41I gotta get laid.
01:08:47I don't know what to tell you guys.
01:08:50What about the insurance?
01:08:51The insurance?
01:08:52Covered Handelman's piano.
01:08:54That's why they canceled the policy.
01:08:56We, uh, we don't have insurance now.
01:08:59Wait a second.
01:09:00We have Smithtown.
01:09:02We can make three grand.
01:09:03We can't make three grand because we don't have a truck.
01:09:06And you can't move furniture without a truck.
01:09:12You need a man.
01:09:15Not so fast, pecker face.
01:09:19Why are we teaming?
01:09:20Chuckie!
01:09:22You little homo.
01:09:25Nice, nice.
01:09:27You get a good deal on his place?
01:09:29Must be a bitch to eat in the winter.
01:09:33Wiley, I gotta borrow your truck.
01:09:34Can I please borrow your truck?
01:09:36Do you know what you are saying to me?
01:09:41Do you?
01:09:43Yes.
01:09:43Can I please borrow your truck?
01:09:44You can borrow my truck.
01:09:48I can borrow your truck.
01:09:49Yeah.
01:09:49We got a truck.
01:09:50Yeah.
01:09:51But I ain't got a trailer.
01:09:53It's in the shop for a paint job.
01:09:56You don't got a truck.
01:09:58No.
01:10:00But the cabritses do.
01:10:03After all we'd been through, stealing a truck may not sound like much.
01:10:15But you have to understand, it was the ultimate risk.
01:10:18Before long, we knew we'd either be at the top of the heap or at the bottom of the river.
01:10:22Now, I want you to hop it again.
01:10:28Wiley, when you get up there, pull over a second.
01:10:30What?
01:10:31Pull up there.
01:10:32Where are we?
01:10:33Sally's house.
01:10:34Something the matter, Chuckie?
01:10:36I'm going to settle something.
01:10:38Oh, yeah?
01:10:38You want to talk a man's talk, eh, Chuckie?
01:10:45So there I was, going after something, regardless of the outcome, risking it all.
01:10:51It was inspirational.
01:10:54All right, Max.
01:10:55Do it, Max.
01:10:55Do it.
01:10:56On a man's walk, Chuckie.
01:10:57On a man's walk.
01:10:59You need a man to give you love.
01:11:04Well, listen here.
01:11:06You ain't got a word no more.
01:11:11Well, that's why I think that's for sure.
01:11:16Max.
01:11:17Did I ever mention that I really love you?
01:11:19A lot.
01:11:20Hey, Sal.
01:11:22What's happening, babe?
01:11:24You really mean that, don't you?
01:11:25Yes, absolutely.
01:11:27100%.
01:11:28Now, you get rid of this animal, or I will.
01:11:33Oh!
01:11:33I love that you did that.
01:11:38I did it.
01:11:41Yeah, all right.
01:11:42Woo-hoo!
01:11:42Get the man's kiss.
01:11:44Ha-ha!
01:11:50I have to go.
01:11:52Why?
01:11:52What are you going?
01:11:54We're stealing a truck.
01:11:56What?
01:11:56You didn't steal a truck.
01:11:57I know.
01:11:57We're stealing.
01:11:58That's new.
01:11:59I've never.
01:11:59I'll explain it to you.
01:12:01Don't stay there.
01:12:02Guys, don't run right in front of the window.
01:12:19Come on.
01:12:20Get out.
01:12:21Stay cool.
01:12:22All right.
01:12:23Yeah, they're inside.
01:12:24What are they doing?
01:12:24Shhh.
01:12:25Come on.
01:12:25Let's roll.
01:12:27Four.
01:12:27Four.
01:12:28Four.
01:12:29Four.
01:12:29Four.
01:12:32How many streets to radiate from the Arc de Trompey?
01:12:34Oh, God.
01:12:35That's so easy.
01:12:37Give me a break.
01:12:38It's my turn.
01:12:38Nobody ever asked me an easy question.
01:12:40Your turn will come later.
01:12:42Come on, Frankie.
01:12:43Uh, okay.
01:12:45Uh, uh, you got the Jampalizzi's.
01:12:47They're thinking.
01:12:48They could be busy for hours.
01:12:49Just break the glass.
01:12:51Break it.
01:12:51Just break the glass.
01:12:53You can't.
01:12:53Hurry up.
01:12:54You can't break this glass.
01:12:56It's high-tension security glass.
01:12:58Boy.
01:12:59Can I see something?
01:13:00I don't hear nothing.
01:13:01Get to the question, would you?
01:13:02You got, uh, Marco?
01:13:05You got that other one there.
01:13:06What is it?
01:13:07Uh, it comes in the curves around.
01:13:09You got 12.
01:13:13You're right.
01:13:15It's a switch.
01:13:16It's a box with a switch.
01:13:17This switch is right on the top.
01:13:19Here it is.
01:13:20I got it.
01:13:24Oh, holy shit.
01:13:30Look at this.
01:13:33What?
01:13:33The cars.
01:13:35They're very, very nice.
01:13:36They're very stolen.
01:13:37These are stolen cars.
01:13:38Wait a second, Max.
01:13:39Are you sure about that?
01:13:40Yeah, look at the car.
01:13:41These are the cars I heard about on the radio.
01:13:43They must be shipping them out into trucks.
01:13:45Which means Caprizzi is not just a sleaze.
01:13:49He's a criminal.
01:13:50Oh, I'm really disappointed in these guys.
01:13:52They have let me down.
01:13:53We got to do something about this.
01:13:54Yeah.
01:13:56Let's get the hell out of here.
01:13:58Right here.
01:13:59Wait a second, guys.
01:14:01There's a reward.
01:14:02$50,000.
01:14:03$50,000.
01:14:03$50,000.
01:14:04$50,000.
01:14:07What the hell was that?
01:14:10Let's go.
01:14:13Shh.
01:14:13Roy.
01:14:14Just leave those there.
01:14:15Leave them.
01:14:18It's those kids.
01:14:22I want their eyeballs.
01:14:23Don't get them, Mickey.
01:14:25Here, Frankie.
01:14:30I don't think I like that.
01:14:44Come here.
01:14:45Come here.
01:14:45Come here.
01:14:45Come here.
01:14:46Come here.
01:14:47Come here.
01:14:47Come here.
01:14:48Come here.
01:14:49Come here.
01:14:49Come here.
01:14:49Come here.
01:14:50Come here.
01:14:50Come here.
01:14:50Come here.
01:14:51Come here.
01:14:51Come here.
01:14:52Come here.
01:14:52Come here.
01:14:53Come here.
01:14:53Come here.
01:14:54Come here.
01:14:54Come here.
01:14:55Come here.
01:14:55Come here.
01:14:56.
01:14:58.
01:15:00.
01:15:03.
01:15:04.
01:15:08.
01:15:10.
01:15:11.
01:15:12.
01:15:14.
01:15:16.
01:15:17.
01:15:20.
01:15:22.
01:15:24Come on, come on!
01:15:27Here we go!
01:15:37Ah! Ah!
01:15:38Ah, wait, wait, don't hurt me.
01:15:39You don't have to hurt me.
01:15:40Look, you don't even know me.
01:15:41If you knew me, you would love me.
01:15:42I like you.
01:15:43I really loved your work in those evolution charts.
01:15:44You were terrific.
01:15:45Listen, don't...
01:15:54This was a mistake.
01:15:58This was a big mistake.
01:15:59Big mistake.
01:16:00I'm gonna die.
01:16:01You're angry at me because you hate yourself.
01:16:03That's all.
01:16:04That's all.
01:16:04There's something about you you don't like.
01:16:06Man, I said, guys, I don't know if we should steal a truck.
01:16:08That could be a big mistake.
01:16:09They said, Matt, you gotta learn to lighten up.
01:16:12And now I'm under a truck and I'm gonna die.
01:16:14You know what I learned?
01:16:16Don't listen to your friends.
01:16:22Where are you?
01:16:24Knucklepeak.
01:16:33So you're a homicidal maniac.
01:16:35The thing is, you're going to be the best homicidal maniac that you could possibly be.
01:16:39That's important.
01:16:41I'm so glad we had this chat, aren't you?
01:16:54Hey, what are you doing in there?
01:17:10Oh, you know, you look a lot better like that.
01:17:15Oh, yeah.
01:17:16Bring on a light for that cigar.
01:17:18Got a wooden match?
01:17:20Oh, yeah.
01:17:20Great.
01:17:21Good boy.
01:17:23Hey, man.
01:17:24I found the cars.
01:17:27Look, they're stolen cars.
01:17:28They're stealing.
01:17:30They're stealing cars.
01:17:32Not selling.
01:17:34They're stealing.
01:17:35Why would I call if they're selling cars?
01:17:39Okay, look.
01:17:40I'm prepared to give you $20 if you'll just turn around and forget.
01:17:43Ha-ha.
01:17:47All right.
01:17:48A protein shake.
01:17:50The superior mind always wins out over brute strength.
01:17:53You take another step, and I'll roast you like a pig.
01:17:56I swear to God, I will.
01:18:09Hey, man, you messed with the wrong dude, man.
01:18:11I just, I just escaped from a mental institution.
01:18:16Take one more step, and the brother's a dead man.
01:18:18Be serious, man.
01:18:19Put the rat down.
01:18:21Put the rat down.
01:18:23There were some, there were killers here.
01:18:25They're, they're chasing, they're after us.
01:18:27And they have, uh, they have bats and, and car parts.
01:18:30And how, I don't know how many.
01:18:33I, cause I can only, I can see shoes.
01:18:35I can only, how many shoes, hold on.
01:18:40Help me, man.
01:18:40This dude is crazy.
01:18:41This dude is crazy, man.
01:18:43I don't know what he's gonna do.
01:18:44I want to go, I'll do something.
01:18:45Shut up, bitch.
01:18:47About 24 shoes.
01:18:49So figure a dozen guys.
01:18:51Probably just had a rough childhood, that's all.
01:18:52All the other second graders make in front of his beard.
01:18:55It can't be easy going through life with no thumbs.
01:18:57He just has problems with interpersonal relationships.
01:19:01That's all.
01:19:01Just problems.
01:19:04By Beauregard.
01:19:06You didn't bring the mid-tulips, Beauregard?
01:19:08I thought I told you not to meet me here.
01:19:11Do you know the code?
01:19:13When a mouse pisses on cotton, who can hear it?
01:19:16Who can hear it?
01:19:19You know something, Frankie?
01:19:21There's more to life than this.
01:19:23Hey.
01:19:24Why do you think I'm going back and get my master's floor, wouldn't it?
01:19:27Well, come on, you.
01:19:29I ain't faint shit without a graduate degree.
01:19:32You ought to think about that.
01:19:44Oh.
01:19:45Reconnection.
01:19:46This is not the way it helps communicate.
01:19:48If my father were alive, he'd stream you up, Leroy.
01:19:52Come in there.
01:19:53Come, please.
01:19:54Please.
01:19:55Please.
01:20:01This is the end.
01:20:03I heard so much about it.
01:20:04Quite frankly, I expected more.
01:20:06White light.
01:20:06Maybe some dead relatives.
01:20:08Nick, even though you gave me a hard time like Thor,
01:20:10there was always a little something between us.
01:20:12You're nuts?
01:20:13No, not like that.
01:20:14Not like that.
01:20:15No, not a sick thing.
01:20:18That's good.
01:20:19Let that out.
01:20:19You don't want to keep that out.
01:20:20Let that out.
01:20:28Okay, you know, all right.
01:20:29Okay, you know what I'm going to do?
01:20:30I'm going to take this foot,
01:20:32and I'm going to put it on that side of your face.
01:20:34And you want to know something?
01:20:35There is not a damn thing that you can do about it.
01:20:40What do you do about it?
01:20:42Okay, evidently there is something you can do about it.
01:20:44Okay.
01:20:45Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:20:46That out.
01:20:47That's good.
01:20:51You need a therapist.
01:20:55I'll tell you something else.
01:20:57Yeah, you kind of remind me of me when I was a kid.
01:21:01Yeah.
01:21:04Hey, I'm going to think about that, Frankie.
01:21:08Take care of yourself, Woodman.
01:21:09Yeah.
01:21:12I think you guys are one man short.
01:21:17Come on, Nicky.
01:21:18I thought we could be friends, Nicky.
01:21:25Not great friends.
01:21:26Social friends.
01:21:28So, oh.
01:21:30Don't you ever pull a bat on me, sucker.
01:21:34Are you okay?
01:21:35Did he hurt you?
01:21:36Are you okay?
01:21:37Hey, what sign are you?
01:21:38Leo, you're quiet.
01:21:40Sagittarius.
01:21:41Oh, let me see that bat.
01:21:42Can I see?
01:21:52I think maybe this time you made a big mistake.
01:21:54Hey, easy, man.
01:22:00You're going to have to die, because you know too much.
01:22:04Yeah.
01:22:05You know too much about what, boss?
01:22:08The cars, Nick.
01:22:09You know about the cars.
01:22:12Hey.
01:22:13What about the cars, boss?
01:22:15Stolen, you idiot.
01:22:16They're stolen?
01:22:17Hey, Frankie.
01:22:21Did you know these cars were stolen?
01:22:24Jeez, Manny.
01:22:24We thought you just liked cars.
01:22:28Oh, Frankie.
01:22:30Want to nut you, marranna?
01:22:35Who's going to be first?
01:22:36That's nice.
01:22:43Whoo-ha!
01:22:44Whoo-ha!
01:22:45Whoo-ha!
01:23:04He's won!
01:23:06We did it!
01:23:08We did it!
01:23:10We got him!
01:23:12We got him!
01:23:14We got him!
01:23:16We got him!
01:23:18We got him!
01:23:20We got him!
01:23:22Stolen cars found. Caprice arrested.
01:23:24Reward to maximum moving $50,000.
01:23:26Mayor to honor young heroes. Till mid-eleven.
01:23:28So, you got the reward, lots of free publicity,
01:23:30an invitation to the mayor's house.
01:23:32What was going through your minds during it all?
01:23:34I remember thinking,
01:23:36we really didn't deserve all the fuss.
01:23:38You know, it's not all that difficult
01:23:40to outwit a slug like Manny Cabrizi.
01:23:42You're talking about a man with the IQ
01:23:44of a grilled cheese sandwich.
01:23:46My mind was on that circular driveway.
01:23:48Who invented that and what were they thinking?
01:23:50What would you say is the most important thing
01:23:52that you've learned from this whole experience?
01:23:54Well, you have to remember that the road to success
01:23:56has many obstacles.
01:23:58Woody, you ran over the dog!
01:24:10You know what? Let's not jump to conclusions.
01:24:12Maybe the dog was dead when we pulled in.
01:24:14Wait a minute. Does this mean we don't get the money?
01:24:18Turn around, Woody. Get the check.
01:24:20No, don't turn around. Keep going.
01:24:30Well, I guess that's about it.
01:24:32I think it should be a terrific article.
01:24:34Aren't you gonna take any pictures?
01:24:36No, I don't think that's necessary.
01:24:38Oh. Well, I'll have my secretary show you out.
01:24:42Would you come in and show the lady out, please?
01:24:44Sure, boys. Right away.
01:24:46Is that...?
01:24:48You know how tough it is to get good help?
01:24:50Never gonna look back
01:24:54Heading down the right track
01:24:56Never felt this way before
01:25:00Knowing it's the right time
01:25:04Watching for the right side
01:25:06You know I can keep the score
01:25:10Lightning never strikes twice
01:25:16Does it ready now to play dice?
01:25:19And you know we play to win
01:25:21We will steal the thunder
01:25:25Waiting for the sundown
01:25:27We gon' slip the night of this town
01:25:30And escape into a dream
01:25:33We will make together
01:25:37And now is that's the prime time
01:25:42Cause life is death but you made it
01:25:47Don't be afraid of what you might find
01:25:52This could be the time for you
01:25:58Ready for the new day
01:26:11Heading down the highway
01:26:25Now we're riding against the wind
01:26:28Now we're riding against the wind
01:26:32No one sure knows how
01:26:34And never stopping us now
01:26:37Hope this feeling never ends
01:26:43Lightning never strikes twice
01:26:45Does it ready now to play dice?
01:26:48And you know we play to win
01:26:50We will steal the thunder
01:26:52We will steal the thunder
01:26:54And now is that's the prime time
01:26:59Cause life is just what you made it
01:27:05Don't be afraid of what you might find
01:27:10This could be the time for you
01:27:15What you got to do
01:27:16What you got to do with your life
01:27:17What you got to do with your life
01:27:18What you got to do with your heart
01:27:19You know we may never find it
01:27:21And now is that's the prime time
01:27:26Cause life is just what you made
01:27:27Don't be afraid of what you might find
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