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01:36Many people, if asked, would tell you that great fortunes are built from luck.
01:45Uncle Beauregard!
01:46But I can personally attest that great fortunes come from misfortune.
01:54Somebody help!
01:55After each untimely Delacorte death, my stake in the family fortune grew.
02:03And grew and grew.
02:11And contrary to current mythology, which has me collecting trophies from my victims, what
02:19I was actually doing was collecting keepsakes of those I loved.
02:25Tokens of gratitude to those whose misfortune made my fortunate life possible.
02:31Why me?
02:32I would ask no one in particular.
02:35Why are some chosen to live a lucky life while others' lives are cut so short?
02:41I stopped asking these questions once I learned good fortune doesn't protect a woman from the
02:51world's condemnation.
02:53One pays with the currency of one's very soul.
03:00Course as one gathers life experience, one also realizes, once gained, a fortune must be protected.
03:08No matter the person, no matter how meek, moral, or magnanimous, all eventually learn the art of safeguarding our luck.
03:33Oh my god!
03:34Maxine!
03:35What have I done?
03:37He was an inch away from snapping my neck.
03:41You saved my life.
03:44No.
03:46What are we gonna do?
03:49Okay.
03:50Maybe we should be asking the time-worn question, what would Norma do?
03:55Maxine!
03:56Snap out of it.
03:58This is a moment for action.
04:00What would Norma do?
04:02She would get rid of the body before Douglas' wedding tonight.
04:06Yeah.
04:07Atta girl.
04:08That's good.
04:09Okay, let me, let me lock the door.
04:11Maxine, stay with me.
04:13Two things are clear.
04:15Mitzi can never know this happened, and Douglas can never know that baby wasn't his.
04:19Because if either one of them finds out either one of those things, they will call the wedding off.
04:23Maxine!
04:24Yes.
04:25Okay.
04:26I'm here.
04:27I'm here.
04:28Roger Dodger.
04:29Okay.
04:30That's my girl.
04:31Okay.
04:32Okay.
04:33Let's get this pig in a blanket.
04:34Okay.
04:35Okay.
04:36Okay.
04:37Here, I'll roll into you.
04:38Okay.
04:39Here.
04:40Okay.
04:41Okay.
04:42So I just, I do.
04:43I just, I just plead self-defense.
04:45No.
04:46Oh, Evelyn.
04:47Maxine.
04:48Yes.
04:49You are absolutely not a murderer.
04:51There is no stain on your soul.
04:53But as witness to what happened to Linda, we should all know better how the legal system
04:57treats women in this town, or anywhere really.
05:00Okay?
05:01Right.
05:02Right.
05:03Okay.
05:04Here, I'll cover his head and you get his feet.
05:05Okay.
05:06Okay.
05:07Okay.
05:08I just, yeah.
05:11Oh!
05:12Are you okay?
05:13Yes, I'm good.
05:14I'm okay.
05:15Be careful.
05:16Swing him around.
05:17Swing him?
05:18Okay.
05:19I'll lift him.
05:20Okay.
05:21Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:23Where are we gonna hide him?
05:25I don't know.
05:26No one can find him.
05:27Gee.
05:28Wait a second.
05:29He was a, um, an alligator sommelier, right?
05:32Fang and tail.
05:33They've got a gator pond.
05:35Yes.
05:36They'll gobble him down, but good.
05:37Oh!
05:38They'll love that revenge.
05:39Okay.
05:40Okay.
05:41Okay.
05:42Okay.
05:43Okay.
05:44Okay.
05:45Okay.
05:46Oh!
05:47Oh!
05:51Let's stuff him in the dumbwaiter and drag him to my car.
05:53Oh, great.
05:54And then to the fang.
05:55Perfect.
05:56Oh, but wait.
05:58Evelyn, you drive a Corvette.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01That's right.
06:02That's way too small.
06:03Um...
06:04Through the tunnel.
06:05Norma's Rolls Royce at the Dillacourt.
06:07It's got a trunk as big as a Frigidaire.
06:08Brilliant.
06:09Let's go.
06:10Okay.
06:11Oh, God.
06:12Help me pull on this side.
06:13Okay.
06:14Okay.
06:15One, two, three.
06:16Oh!
06:17Oh!
06:18Oh!
06:19Oh!
06:20Okay.
06:21Oh!
06:22Okay.
06:23Okay.
06:24One, two, three.
06:25And heave!
06:26And ho!
06:27Evelyn!
06:28Why is the door locked?
06:29It's Evie.
06:30What are we gonna do?
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32Hide.
06:33I gotta hide somewhere.
06:34What?
06:35Get in here.
06:36Go.
06:37Get in.
06:38Get in.
06:39Oh!
06:40Oh!
06:41Oh!
06:42Oh!
06:43Oh!
06:44Oh!
06:45Oh!
06:46Oh!
06:52Why was the door locked?
06:53Because...
06:55I'm...
06:57alone.
06:58Evelyn.
07:01I may have judged you too harshly
07:03and, um,
07:06I'm willing to work things out with you
07:09if you swear to me that things are over with Jed.
07:12Oh, it's over, all right.
07:16I can guarantee you that nothing will ever happen ever again.
07:23She's not wrong.
07:25He's here now, isn't he?
07:26Don't be irrational.
07:28Where are you?
07:29Huh?
07:30He is not here, and he will never be here again.
07:34That's not a lie.
07:35Sorry.
07:35Evelyn, this relationship, it makes me feel insecure.
07:42You know so much more about the world.
07:45You're so much more sophisticated.
07:47You're...
07:47She's older.
07:48You're...
07:49Say it.
07:50Older.
07:51Say it.
07:52It's clear.
07:52You and I are due a larger conversation,
07:55but at the moment, I have so much to do before the wedding.
07:59Black, get rid of a dead body.
08:00If you could just go now, and we will talk about this later.
08:04I've got so much to do.
08:06Please, please, believe me, we'll talk later.
08:12You had sex with the waiter and the dumb waiter?
08:17We had Italians.
08:18A what?
08:19We fucked.
08:20Oh.
08:21All right, let's get him down to the...
08:22Let's get him down.
08:23Okay, and then we'll run down to the...
08:25Basically, meet him there.
08:28Well, here goes nothing.
08:30This is probably the last time I can show my face in public
08:33before that deranged egg maniac match post
08:36brands me as Nixon's whore forever.
08:38What are you doing?
08:40Well, I'm sharpening my antlers.
08:42Happy to talk to her if you want.
08:44No.
08:45Are you coming?
08:46I have to get the groom's cake to the caterers,
08:48and then you have to drop me off at the Jellicourt
08:50so I can help Mitzi dress.
08:51No can do, babe.
08:53You're on your own.
08:55I got the golden ticket.
08:58The international order of the stag is giving me an award.
09:02Yeah, I have to show up today at 4 o'clock at the shining seat.
09:05I'm going to take my picture.
09:06You're missing your best friend's wedding
09:08so you can have your photo taken?
09:11Dugaboo would want this for me.
09:14Why can't I have anything for myself?
09:17Dinah, do you even love me anymore?
09:25I have to get the cake to the Palm.
09:31Blind Idol.
09:32Which Palm Beach socialite is rumored to be a mall for the Soviet government?
09:38We've seen it, too.
09:39Rumor has it, old J. Edgar is none too happy.
09:42Someone could help him if he returns the favor.
09:45Just what are we talking about here?
09:47Our boss.
09:49Yes, the rumors are true.
09:51We moonlight with the Russians when our interests align.
09:54A mall wants a meeting.
09:56Where?
09:58Not so fast.
09:59We only spill our Cuban beans if we get immunity.
10:05That could be arranged.
10:07Lamont wants to meet star reporter Ann Holiday at the shiny sheet today.
10:124 p.m. sharp.
10:13He wants to tell his side of the story.
10:16Instead, we are telling you.
10:20Gracias.
10:20Our blind idol worked beyond our wildest dreams.
10:26And now, I am going to get the scoop of a lifetime.
10:28No, you are not.
10:30Look, I'm going to meet this mole by myself.
10:32I promise you'll get your interview from his jail cell.
10:36But I'm sorry, Aya.
10:37I can't let you know where near the shiny sheet today.
10:39As I recall, I did, in fact, mention there was a dalliance.
10:45I just didn't specify who it was.
10:47Well, I can't say that I'm happy that one of my best gal pals would hold such a secret.
10:53Oh, hello?
10:54What is it?
10:55There's someone there.
10:56What?
10:56Oh, here, quick.
10:58Uh, put some, put some of this stuff on it.
11:00Cover up the body.
11:01Quick.
11:02Down here.
11:04This isn't really big enough.
11:06Okay, good.
11:06Looks like we're setting a table.
11:08Oh, it wasn't me.
11:11Mary.
11:13What?
11:14What wasn't you?
11:15I heard kerfuffling and gunshots.
11:19What are you talking about?
11:20I didn't hear anyone get shot in the back.
11:24I, uh, I fear that I've lost my bootlegger.
11:30I broke the David's Soul orb over his skull, and so he abandoned me.
11:35And if I find him, I'm going to kill him.
11:39I'm furious.
11:40And furiously in love.
11:43I have an idea.
11:44Why don't you just hand this over to me, and maybe instead you can just yell at him, your boyfriend.
11:51Maybe that's my fate, to wander these hallowed hallways forever in search of my lost love.
11:59I've become a Bronte novel.
12:04What a fate.
12:05Gosh, that may be, Mary, but in a few days, when you decide that's actually not the case,
12:09God willing, the pool will soon be open at the Pomeria, and you can take in some vitamin D, which you need.
12:16Oh, bootlegger.
12:26Bootlegger.
12:29It worked.
12:30She didn't notice a thing.
12:32Perfect.
12:33Great.
12:33Cover him.
12:34This way.
12:34This way?
12:35Yep.
12:35Feet first?
12:36Feet first.
12:39Okay.
12:39Okay.
12:40I'll be right back.
12:42Wait a second.
12:42What?
12:46Did Mary say she hit the bootlegger over the head with the orb?
12:49Yes, she said that.
12:51Why?
12:56Jed is the bootlegger.
13:00He's been buying all this.
13:02Running around these tunnels, fooling Mary.
13:05Working all the women in town.
13:06Sending messages to Mitzi.
13:08Oh my gosh, it all makes sense.
13:10No, no, no, no.
13:12What is it?
13:13I think I just realized I shared a lover with Mitzi and Mary.
13:19Oh.
13:21You know what that means.
13:22What?
13:23You three are Eskimo sisters.
13:25For life.
13:26I've never heard that expression before, but I can intuit what it means, and I feel like throwing up.
13:31I believe the word is Inuit.
13:33Oh.
13:33I know Eddie's upset with you, and that's got to be hard.
13:45But I really think he'll forgive you, because I really believe he loves you, and that is rare in this town, believe me.
13:56So no matter what happens, consider yourself one of the lucky ones.
14:01I know it's funny, Maxine, and frankly, very telling.
14:08No one ever said Eddie was the lucky one.
14:12Not once.
14:12I was so caught up in all the things I thought I needed to do to hold on to him, as if I were unworthy.
14:21And the more I think about it, the more my, if I believed in psychology, the more my subconscious motivations for sleeping with Jed are becoming very clear.
14:32Clear how?
14:33Just go upstairs and get the keys to the roll so we can get this over with.
14:36Yes.
14:37Go.
14:38Not to process.
14:38Yes.
14:38Okay, the coast is clear.
14:46Never mind.
14:53Can I come in?
14:58The FBI is here.
15:00What?
15:01How could he have found out already?
15:02Shh, shh.
15:04He disappeared.
15:05I'm sorry.
15:05I had to save my marriage.
15:08But why are you here now?
15:11Hoover had the offices bugged and got us both on tape.
15:13Oh.
15:14Well, look.
15:15In the act.
15:16I'm to do as they say, or I'll be exposed.
15:19As they say?
15:20What do you mean?
15:21To what?
15:21I have orders to show up today at the shiny sheet at four.
15:27They're...
15:28They're shoot-to-kill orders.
15:31Okay, good news.
15:32It's not about us.
15:33Come here.
15:34Bad news is Tom has to kill someone.
15:36There is another way.
15:39Be free.
15:41My kids.
15:42And we'll love you as you are.
15:45I guarantee that.
15:49Kiss me.
15:49Who the hell is going to get killed today?
15:59I think the question is who else is going to get killed.
16:02Remember?
16:02Mm-hmm.
16:06I have to go.
16:07I have to go.
16:15Raphael?
16:16Are you ready?
16:17We're going to be late.
16:17Who the hell is Raphael?
16:20It's Robert's son.
16:23He reached out.
16:25Robert has a son?
16:26Yes, I'll explain.
16:26Come on.
16:28Raphael?
16:31So, before Robert embraced being a momo,
16:34he had a kid in Puerto Rico.
16:36Gosh.
16:36Yeah, he left there and came here for reasons.
16:40And a big story came out,
16:42and Robert's face is all over the papers.
16:44Raphael tracked him down,
16:46and then they became reunited.
16:47That's so touching.
16:48Oh.
16:49Raphael, we've got to go.
16:50We're late.
16:52The bar.
16:52The bar.
16:52The bar.
16:53Okay.
16:58A classic peanut, cashew,
17:00and this, my friend, is a filbert.
17:02That is so interesting.
17:03Thank you, Evelyn.
17:04Hello.
17:05Hi, ladies.
17:06What are you up to?
17:07Nothing.
17:08And we just came back to borrow the rolls
17:11to decorate it for the happy couple.
17:16No problem.
17:17I can take Raphael to court of my Vespa.
17:20He's here.
17:23Hi, there you are.
17:24Oh, my goodness.
17:25Here he is.
17:27Oh, my goodness.
17:28He's just like you.
17:29Oh, my goodness.
17:30Oh, my goodness.
17:31Welcome.
17:32I'm Maxine.
17:33Hi.
17:34Oh, this is Evelyn.
17:35Charmed.
17:36I'm so sorry.
17:37You said you're going to court?
17:39Yep.
17:39To ask that I get custody
17:41so he can move to Palm Beach,
17:43finish high school here,
17:44spend some time with me
17:44so we can get to know each other a little better.
17:47My mother will be upset,
17:48but I hate the man she married.
17:51He's always screaming at me,
17:53be a man, Raphael.
17:55Toughen up, Raphael.
17:57Well, I think it is wonderful
17:59that you are here,
17:59getting to know your dad.
18:01You know, I never had the opportunity
18:02to get to know my alcoholic Eskimo sister.
18:10Do you happen to know what an Eskimo...
18:11Maxine, they have to get going,
18:13and we have things to do, too, don't we?
18:15Yes.
18:15Have you ever written a Vespa?
18:18No.
18:18It's so cool.
18:19We're going to have so much fun.
18:20And the day's perfect.
18:21Come on, let's go.
18:22Bye, ladies.
18:22Bye-bye.
18:24Oh, cute.
18:26So cute.
18:28Okay, listen.
18:29Will you tell me what's become clear
18:31or why you, ahem, with a him?
18:35I will tell you
18:36while we get this body to the roles
18:38because we've got to multitask.
18:39Okay, okay.
18:40Even though my time with Eddie
18:42was fulfilling and affirming in many ways,
18:45I may not need him.
18:47Are you saying you can conceive of existing
18:49without having a husband
18:50or being in pursuit?
18:52of a husband?
18:53I hate to admit it,
18:54but apparently I have feelings
18:55that just happen to align themselves
18:57with the thing they call...
18:59Oh, feminism.
19:01Oh.
19:01And if you tell anyone I use that word...
19:03Your secret is safe with me.
19:04All right, let's feed this fucker
19:06to the alligators.
19:07Okay.
19:10Nancy.
19:10Oh, for God's sake.
19:12Over here.
19:13Yes.
19:21Evelyn.
19:21You're okay.
19:22Oh, thank God.
19:24I was so sure Jed was going to hurt you.
19:27What?
19:28No.
19:28I'm alive, and we all are alive.
19:31For now.
19:32But he could do anything.
19:33He won't.
19:34You don't know that.
19:36I do.
19:37Because we reached out to our friend Virginia
19:40at the FBI
19:41and told her we think that Jed was the killer
19:46of my twin sister,
19:48and so she put out an APB on him,
19:50and apparently he found out
19:52and fled town forever.
19:53Right, so you never have to worry
19:54about seeing Jed ever again.
19:58Hello.
19:59Maid of Honor calling.
20:01Oh, good.
20:06Tears.
20:07It is not a real wedding
20:08if you are not sobbing
20:09with regret and loathing
20:10on the big day, my darling.
20:12Shh.
20:13Does it smell like dead body?
20:15No.
20:16Uh, would you mind
20:18taking Mitzi upstairs
20:19and helping her get ready?
20:21Are you ready?
20:21Come on.
20:22Come on.
20:23No.
20:24Let's get you poured
20:25into a wedding dress.
20:26Come on.
20:28Turn that frown
20:29upside down.
20:32Okay.
20:32We've got to hurry, Maxine.
20:33The wedding's at five.
20:34Okay.
20:35Nope, I'm driving.
20:35You're a wreck.
20:36Oh, hi, ladies.
20:37Hi, Douglas.
20:38Goodbye, Douglas.
20:40Wow.
20:42You're looking awfully...
20:43well.
20:44Feeling surprisingly great,
20:46except for this...
20:47this annoying rash.
20:50Oh, Max,
20:51remember how I always used to tell you
20:52that whenever I took aspirin,
20:53I'd get this rash?
20:54Yeah, we don't have time
20:55for a shaggy dog story.
20:56We have to get going.
20:56Well, apparently,
20:57I am allergic.
20:58Here's the irony
21:00that I'm supposed to take
21:01large quantities of aspirin
21:03in order to counteract
21:05this heart condition
21:06that I have,
21:07which is genetic.
21:08It's killed all the
21:09Delacorte men early.
21:10Isn't that amazing?
21:11Fascinating.
21:12Listen, we'll see you
21:13at your wedding, okay?
21:14Yeah, Max.
21:17Look, I've been meaning
21:18to talk to you about that.
21:19Douglas, honey,
21:19can it wait?
21:21Look, I've just survived
21:22a near-death experience.
21:26Yes.
21:28And I've made a life
21:30with Mitzi.
21:31A life.
21:33And that life
21:34needs to be honored.
21:35It can't just be tossed away
21:36like some piece of garbage.
21:39A child, my child,
21:41deserves to have
21:42both of its parents,
21:43and I think that...
21:44God, I think that you,
21:46as an orphan,
21:46would understand that
21:47as much as anybody.
21:48So, listen, I've, uh...
21:52I've changed the plan.
21:56Mitzi will get married,
21:57we'll have the baby,
21:59then we'll get the money,
21:59you'll get your share,
22:00of course.
22:01Then, you and I
22:02can officially reconcile
22:04when the kid is 18.
22:06Doesn't that make
22:07a lot of sense?
22:08God, I'm gonna be
22:09the first Delacorte man
22:11to see his child
22:12all the way to adulthood.
22:14Maxine?
22:1518?
22:16Yeah.
22:1618 years from now.
22:19Just...
22:19change the plan.
22:22Uh-huh.
22:23Yeah.
22:24Did you take your, uh,
22:25your aspirin today?
22:26Yeah, every 12 hours,
22:27like clockwork.
22:28Don't do it, Maxine.
22:30Please.
22:30The baby
22:31isn't even yours,
22:33you dum-dum!
22:36Come again?
22:38Mitzi's baby
22:39is not
22:40yours!
22:44Now can we go?
22:45Yes.
22:46Let's go.
22:46I will see you
22:49at your wedding,
22:50and you better be there,
22:50or I will kill you.
22:56No.
22:57Aren't you
22:58just the most glorious?
23:02Glowing.
23:05Mitzi,
23:06what is it?
23:07I've always
23:13had a boyfriend,
23:16and now
23:18I'm going to have a husband
23:21and promise to
23:24love and obey him forever.
23:28and I'm tired of obeying,
23:31and I'm tired of obeying,
23:31I think.
23:34Husbands
23:35are as useful
23:37as you make them.
23:39But what about me?
23:41Like,
23:43actually,
23:44me?
23:45the way I looked at it
23:48when I was your age
23:49was that it was much better
23:53to feel safe
23:55and secure
23:56and without
23:58any want
23:59while deciding
24:00on all that hope
24:01and dream stuff.
24:03It's not like
24:04I was cut out
24:05to be a starving artist
24:06or something,
24:07because I'm definitely
24:07not an artist,
24:08so
24:09why bother starving?
24:14It's not easy
24:16to be a woman alone.
24:19Just look at Maxine.
24:23Sometimes
24:24someone else's desire
24:26is a woman's
24:28best path to power.
24:38Dinah?
24:45What's wrong?
25:06Oh,
25:06my dear Norma,
25:08the less you give me,
25:10the more I want
25:11to give you.
25:14Here is my
25:15most prized possession,
25:17the last
25:17uncollected
25:18Faberge.
25:20Imperial egg,
25:22yours always, Axel.
25:23I will see you
25:24at the wedding.
25:27Here we are.
25:29Thank God,
25:29this is almost over.
25:30So what do you think?
25:31They just
25:32eat him up,
25:33close and all?
25:34I hope so.
25:34I have no desire
25:35to see him undressed again,
25:37although he did
25:38have a
25:38dick like a
25:39an unsliced
25:41bourgeois.
25:42Oh,
25:43Lord,
25:44here we are.
25:46What?
25:48Where's the water?
25:49More importantly,
25:50where are all
25:50the alligators?
25:53Oh,
25:53that's a three-hour drive.
25:55We'll never make it
25:55back in time.
25:56Oh,
25:57now we've got to think
25:57of another place
25:58to sash the body
25:58until tonight.
26:02The freezer.
26:03The freezer.
26:19Ah!
26:20Dinah!
26:21How the devil
26:23did you get past
26:24Fritz and Jorgen?
26:25Someone's going to pay.
26:26I don't care
26:27who pays.
26:28So long as
26:29it's not me,
26:31and it is not
26:35my husband.
26:36Oh, my God.
26:37The 12th Imperial egg.
26:39Oh!
26:40Never
26:41underestimate me again.
26:44Repeat after me.
26:46You are a
26:46formidable person,
26:48Mrs. Dinah Donahue.
26:50You are a
26:51formidable person,
26:52Mrs. Dinah Donahue?
26:54You are standing,
26:56Mrs. Dinah Donahue.
26:57Standing is
26:58practically your
26:59middle name.
27:00You don't need
27:01to be scared anymore.
27:02Okay,
27:02then no one can
27:03promise you that.
27:04Say it.
27:06As God is my witness,
27:08you'll never
27:08be scared again.
27:10Those words
27:11mean something
27:12coming from you.
27:13Of course.
27:14Of course they do.
27:15It's
27:16It's where you live.
27:20It's how you live.
27:21It's someone
27:22someone like you
27:26living in a big,
27:28beautiful place
27:29like this
27:30telling me
27:30it's all
27:31going to be okay.
27:32Hell,
27:33even if you're
27:33lying to me,
27:34it makes me feel
27:35a little bit
27:35better about myself.
27:38So thanks.
27:40Don't mention it.
27:41I'm not as rich
27:42as you,
27:43but I am
27:44pretty fucking rich.
27:45What is it
27:46you want for the egg?
27:46I will give you
27:47anything.
27:48If you really
27:49are as electorally
27:50powerful as you
27:51say you are,
27:54Perry Donahue
27:55will be the next
27:56mayor of Palm Beach.
28:02Every ballot box
28:03will be stuffed
28:04with one name.
28:06Perry Donahue.
28:07Cross my heart.
28:08What else?
28:10Nothing else.
28:12You must really
28:13love him.
28:14enjoy your egg.
28:33I would have
28:34given you more.
28:37Yes.
28:38I'm getting
28:39that distinct
28:40impression.
28:41your winter
28:45White House
28:46dream.
28:46I hope you get it.
28:48No one should
28:49ever deny
28:49a woman
28:49her most
28:50heartfelt desire.
28:53Word of advice?
28:56Never settle
28:56when you've
28:57got the goods.
29:02Oh.
29:02Oh.
29:02Oh.
29:02Oh.
29:02Oh.
29:02Oh.
29:02Oh.
29:03Oh.
29:03Oh.
29:03Oh.
29:04Oh.
29:04Oh.
29:04Oh.
29:05Oh.
29:05Oh.
29:06Oh.
29:06Oh.
29:07Oh.
29:07Oh.
29:07Oh.
29:08Oh.
29:08Oh.
29:08Oh.
29:09Oh.
29:09Oh.
29:09Oh.
29:10Oh.
29:10Oh.
29:10Oh.
29:11Oh.
29:29Gosh.
29:30Do you think
29:30he's cold in there?
29:32Yes, Maxine.
29:34Do you think
29:35he can breathe?
29:36No, Maxine.
29:38Oh, God.
29:40Evelyn.
29:40I took a life.
29:44Maxine, slap yourself.
29:48Wow.
29:50Oh.
29:51Now focus on the many fruits
29:53that Jed's dastardly actions
29:54and subsequent misfortune
29:56have labored.
29:57Okay.
29:57Now let's go get
29:58your ex-husband married.
29:59Okay.
30:06Maxine,
30:07how are you holding up
30:08in all this?
30:09Well, that depends.
30:10Are you asking me
30:10strictly as a friend
30:11or as a society reporter?
30:13Strictly as your friend.
30:16Strictly as a friend.
30:18It's probably been
30:18the worst day of my life.
30:20Okay.
30:21Where do you want this?
30:22Oh, Donna,
30:23I need a favor.
30:24Can you please have Perry
30:25go check on Douglas?
30:26Make sure he's all right?
30:27I would,
30:28but he's too busy
30:29doing some stupid
30:29stag photo shoot
30:30at the shiny sheet.
30:31He's going to the shiny sheet?
30:33That's what the telegram
30:34he showed me said.
30:34Why?
30:35That's where Tom said
30:36he was going
30:37in order to shoot someone.
30:38Who's Tom?
30:40Robert's secret lover,
30:41FBI.
30:42Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
30:44Well, the FBI
30:45was given a tip just today
30:46that the Palm Beach mole
30:48wanted to meet with me
30:49at the shiny sheet
30:49today at four
30:50to give their side
30:51of the story.
30:52Well, Dinah,
30:53you say Perry's heading there.
30:54At four.
30:55Well, that's exactly
30:56when and where
30:57Tom is going
30:58to shoot someone.
30:59Perry is not
30:59some Sylviet mole.
31:01No,
31:02but he's being made
31:02to look like one.
31:04Well, my blind item
31:05said that the mole
31:06was the Palm Beach
31:07socialite.
31:08Perry fits that bill
31:09perfectly.
31:11Plus, he's a former
31:11ambassador,
31:12close to Nixon.
31:13Wait, but so you're
31:14saying that the actual
31:15mole has arranged it
31:16so Tom will shoot Perry
31:18so it looks like
31:19Perry is the mole.
31:21And the shiny sheet
31:21is the perfect place.
31:23It's closed on Fridays
31:24in the off-season.
31:26Perfect,
31:27Patsy,
31:28Perry.
31:29Perry.
31:29Yet again.
31:31Sounds to me like
31:32who's ever behind
31:32all of this
31:33just needs a body.
31:37What would Norma do?
31:39Hey, well,
31:54I'm the friendly stranger
31:55in the black sedan.
31:57Won't you hop
31:58inside my car?
32:00I got pictures,
32:01got candy,
32:01I'm a lovable gal
32:03and I can take you
32:04to the nearest star.
32:05No!
32:06I'm not the apple woman.
32:07No!
32:09No!
32:11Hi.
32:12This is not happening.
32:13I fear it is indeed
32:14happening.
32:15What the hell
32:16are y'all doing here?
32:17Your sting is a setup.
32:18Your real mole
32:19is not gonna show.
32:21Then who the hell is?
32:23Well, if you want
32:36to be a movie star
32:38I'm ready for my picture.
32:41But if you want
32:42to stay just like you are
32:44You know I think
32:45you really should.
32:47Ha, ha, ha!
32:48I'll take you
32:50anywhere you want
32:51to go
32:52By now I'm sure
32:54you know
32:55That I love
32:56Chloroform
32:57from my gap
32:58here in Edinburgh.
32:59Ha, ha!
33:00I love you
33:11I need you
33:12I want you
33:15Gotta have you
33:17Great God in heaven
33:32You know
33:32That I love you
33:35God forgive me
33:39Why is he
34:02Frozen
34:04I need you
34:06I'll watch you
34:07Congrats, Asia
34:09Looks like you
34:10bagged the mole
34:11of Palm Beach
34:12Now when you
34:12know that I
34:13love you
34:17Where the hell
34:27is everybody?
34:28Mayor Barnhill
34:29Mitzi
34:31What happened?
34:34Is it over?
34:35Douglas called
34:36the whole thing off
34:36because someone
34:37told him it
34:38wasn't his baby
34:39It's almost
34:40as if I
34:41predicted the future
34:42Where is Douglas?
34:44In the bar
34:45Also could have
34:46predicted that
34:47Benny
34:49Don't pack up yet
34:50You stay put
34:51Wait, where are we
34:53going?
34:53No, no, no
34:53You stay here
34:54This is me
34:55I need you to get up
35:04off that chair
35:04and go marry that girl
35:05I need you to get in there
35:13and marry Mitzi
35:15or so help me
35:16to sweep baby Jesus
35:17and back
35:17I will shoot you myself
35:18Go ahead
35:20Probably shoot blanks
35:21just like me
35:22God, you used to get me
35:26with that
35:26I don't feel sorry
35:28for you
35:28God, your ego
35:34Do you realize
35:41that I have given you
35:42I have given
35:44and given
35:46and given you
35:47as much as a person
35:49can give another person
35:50since the day
35:51I laid eyes on you
35:52and in return
35:54I'm asking you
35:55to do this little thing
35:56and not just for me
35:59but for Mitzi too
36:01I owe her this
36:05I owe Evelyn this
36:08Please, Douglas
36:11just
36:11do it for the girls
36:14I need to tell you something
36:19Marriage
36:20is not some
36:21little thing
36:22Maxine
36:23Then why did you
36:25throw ours away
36:26like it was?
36:27I don't
36:27Why, Douglas?
36:30You do not lecture me
36:32about marriage
36:33Are you happy?
36:49Ever since we came
36:51to this town
36:51we've been so unhappy
36:55and I recall
36:57that before we came here
36:58we were happy
36:59like
37:00like
37:00truly happy
37:02Maxine
37:02You may have been miserable
37:12but
37:12I'm having
37:15the greatest adventure
37:16I've ever had
37:17in my entire life
37:18I've made some calls
37:21and I want to go back
37:24to flying
37:24that is the place
37:25that I was truly happiest
37:27ferrying
37:28sleeping families
37:30across the globe
37:30by starlight
37:31and then
37:32and then coming home
37:33to find you
37:34waiting for me
37:35that's
37:35that's what I want
37:37Max
37:37I want to go back
37:38to that
37:39You don't decide
37:41what we go back to
37:42You're not hearing me
37:45that's what I want
37:48I do hear you
37:51and I don't care
37:54what you want
37:55Wow
38:00Yeah, you are making that
38:05very clear, aren't you?
38:06Douglas
38:07I need you to get up
38:09I need you to put on that tie
38:11put on that jacket
38:12stop drinking this booze
38:13I need you to marry Mitzi
38:14or whatever
38:16love we have had between us
38:20it will be over
38:23forever
38:26You and I
38:29will never be over
38:32ever
38:33You have a funny way
38:35of making that sound
38:36like a threat
38:36Yeah
38:37Well, maybe it is, Max
38:39because you and I
38:42are forever
38:43and I think you know that
38:44that is the truth
38:46Come on
38:47Come with me
38:48Come with me
38:50Come with me
38:51You're going to regret this
39:13You're going to regret this
39:18Well
39:23There's a late arrival
39:29in there
39:30you might want to attend to
39:32Late arrival
39:35You know
39:37Why do you keep throwing parties
39:58that are a bust?
40:02I came for a wedding
40:03and to make one final move
40:06to appeal to your
40:07better nature
40:09Well, I'm not sure
40:13I have a better nature anymore
40:14but
40:15shoot
40:17Well, since none of us
40:19has a claim
40:20on the money
40:21I thought maybe
40:22you might be inclined
40:24to share it
40:25with a wayward soul
40:27and her wayward daughter
40:28It's over
40:34We all lost
40:37Well
40:39I had quite a run
40:42in any event
40:43I have to say
40:45it was kind of fun
40:46I'm sorry
40:49I thought you killed
40:49a bunch of people
40:50You know
40:51we're exactly alike
40:54in many ways
40:54don't you think?
40:55Willing to do
40:57almost anything
40:59to continue
40:59to be someone
41:00we're not
41:01Do you think
41:05someone can do
41:05the wrong thing
41:06but for the right reason?
41:09Well, darling
41:09you do your best
41:10and sometimes
41:11your best
41:12falls short
41:13and when it does
41:15you find a way
41:15to do good
41:16How come
41:22we weren't friends
41:22through all this?
41:23When Douglas
41:25left my daughter
41:27on her wedding day
41:28for you
41:28my
41:30resentment
41:32clouded
41:33my better judgment
41:34I
41:34I hope
41:37you'll forgive me
41:39I never thought
41:44I'd see this day
41:45the two of you
41:47getting along
41:47Well, how did it go?
41:49Do we have a new member
41:50on our Palm Beach
41:51social scene?
41:51I need some good news
41:53Well, the judge
41:54wouldn't give custody
41:55to a single man
41:56over a married couple
41:57so I have to
41:58send
41:59Rafi back home
42:01tomorrow morning
42:01Oh
42:02sweetie
42:03I'm so sorry
42:05I'm sorry too
42:07for the things
42:09I said to you
42:10in Switzerland
42:10You didn't know
42:12because
42:12I didn't let you know
42:13I love you, son
42:16Rafi
42:18Come here
42:20I want you to meet
42:21your grandmother
42:22Norma
42:23This is my son
42:24Rafael
42:25We're family
42:26How'd that happen?
42:29Oh
42:29It's a good story
42:32Something good
42:33came out of this
42:33after all
42:34Something
42:39good
42:41Rafi, honey
42:44Will you go see
42:45if Benny Barnhill
42:46is still here
42:47white hair
42:47tuxedo
42:48probably drunk
42:49Thanks, sweetie
42:52Maxine
42:54If a judge
42:56needs you
42:57to
42:57be married
42:58in order to get custody
43:00well then
43:00let's get you married
43:01Listen, Maxine
43:09don't start
43:10with your things
43:10because you're
43:11it's crazy
43:11Robert
43:11I will finally
43:15be able to do
43:16the one thing
43:17I could never do
43:18which would be
43:21to give the man
43:22I love
43:22a child
43:25Maxine
43:27we're talking
43:27about marriage
43:28here
43:28and that is
43:29stupid
43:30It's a contract
43:33Have you looked
43:35at Palm Beach?
43:36No one here
43:37marries for love
43:38anyway
43:38which
43:40would make us
43:42special
43:43because
43:43I happen to
43:46love you
43:46very, very much
43:47I don't have a ring
43:52Wait
43:58Come here
44:00This bride
44:03should have
44:04something more
44:05befitting
44:05I'll trade you
44:07this ring
44:15the one thing
44:17in all of Palm Beach
44:18that's truly mine
44:20should go to my
44:22daughter Penelope
44:22which is what I
44:26attended on her
44:27wedding day
44:27which never came to
44:28pass
44:2920 years ago
44:31thank you
44:32thank you
44:37thank you
44:39thank you
44:40thank you
44:41thank you
44:42here we are
44:47gathered together
44:48today
44:49Perhaps I had a wicked childhood
45:10Perhaps I had a miserable youth
45:19But somewhere in my wicked, miserable past
45:26There must have been a moment of truth
45:33For here you are, standing there, loving me
45:40Whether or not you should
45:47So somewhere in my youth or childhood
45:54I must have done something good
46:01Nothing comes from nothing
46:05Nothing, nothing ever could
46:12So somewhere in my youth or childhood
46:20I must have done something good
46:35I can't be Maxine
46:38I can't spend the rest of my life hung up on the ins and outs
46:42Of does he or doesn't he or do I or don't I
46:45I see the way you look at her
46:55I can't give you that
46:57What do you want, Evelyn?
47:02I think at this point in my life
47:09The thing I want most is something you can't give me
47:15My independence
47:21Are you sure?
47:24I've never been more sure, honey
47:40I need you to understand I am too good for you
47:45I do understand that
47:47Sometimes I wonder if you do
47:52Are we gonna make it, babe?
47:56I hope so, I really do
48:02Eddie, wait
48:08Are you getting out of here?
48:13Yeah
48:14Can I hitch a ride?
48:16Oh, for here you are
48:19Standing there
48:21Loving me
48:26Whether or not you should
48:33So somewhere in my youth or childhood
48:40I must have done something good
48:50Nothing comes from nothing
48:54Nothing ever could
48:58So somewhere in my youth or childhood
49:05So somewhere in my youth or childhood
49:09I must have done something good
49:23I must have done something good
49:27Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
49:36Mr. and Mrs. Delacorte
49:44Where'd she go?
49:57I played my part
50:03Gotta run now
50:16Wow
50:17Another glass salad bowl
50:19Huh
50:20That's funny
50:22We took his house, his name, his wedding
50:28And now his wedding gifts
50:31I kind of feel bad for Douglas
50:34I don't
50:41You know, I just had a thought
50:44Does it involve a scheme?
50:47No, it does not involve a scheme
50:49It's just a rumination
50:52That I can't help but having
50:56Go ahead
50:57Now that you're officially a Delacorte
51:00Technically, if you had Rafi
51:05During a legitimate marriage
51:08That would have unlocked the baby trust
51:11It's wild
51:12I was
51:16Married to his mother when he was born
51:20Well that sounds legitimate to me
51:26Do you see that cloud up there with the number nine?
51:35It's mine
51:36It's mine
51:37It's mine
51:38It's mine
51:39It's mine
51:40It's mine
51:41Okay boys, bring in the money
51:47Love was hiding around the corner
51:53This lonely mourner heard the call
52:00Then love found me and put his arms around me
52:06Beat the drum
52:07Sound the brass
52:09What a groove
52:10What a gas
52:11Here I come
52:13Let me pass
52:15Pottage small
52:16A wall to wall
52:18Enchanted bliss fill
52:21In old new kiss fill
52:24The greenest, brandest, brightest date of them all
52:30If it lasts forever
52:32If it lasts forever
52:33For life
52:36If it's one short lifetime
52:40What of it?
52:43One short lifetime
52:45His long end act for singing
52:47Listen, love
52:49I hate him
52:51Pull
52:52D-I-T.
53:09Maxine did it.
53:12What do you mean?
53:14Maxine did it, yay?
53:16Or Maxine did it?
53:22The only complication was that the mole wasn't actually the body you said it'd be.
53:35Does the FBI think they have their mole?
53:37They most certainly do, or we wouldn't have immunity.
53:40Then who cares what the body is?
53:42Even better the way the cards lay now.
53:45The Palm Beach Mole's got herself a well-placed patsy.
53:52All right, man.
53:59They bought it.
54:01I'm in.
54:02Call me lover and call me shameless.
54:10Love, you aren't exactly blameless.
54:13Love, my life is no longer endless now.
54:19I'm delirious, I'm ecstatic.
54:22Music maestro and be emphatic.
54:26Beat the drum, sound the brass.
54:28What a broom, what a gasp.
54:32Here I come, let me pass.
54:35Cottage small, or wall-to-wall.
54:38Enchanted blissville, in old, new Kissville.
54:44The greenest, reddest, greatest made of them all.
54:48Oh, if it's my long stinger, I love it.
54:56If it's one short stinger.
55:00Oh, what a win.
55:03One short lifetime is long enough for singing.
55:08What a gasp.
55:10What a smash.
55:12What a blast.
55:13What a bash.
55:24What a fall.
55:27Senator, welcome to the grand reopening.
55:38Oh, Countess.
55:40Hi, ladies.
55:43We started the season saying we were going to take this town.
55:47And it looks like we've pretty much taken it.
55:50Thanks for paying off the tax bill.
55:53Don't mention it, partner.
55:54Golly, being here with you, running the center of the town that runs the world.
56:05Hey, we might be the most powerful women in the most powerful place on Earth.
56:08Easy, tiger.
56:10If we've taken over Palm Beach, what's next?
56:13The world.
56:17What a gasp.
56:19What a smash.
56:22What a blast.
56:24What a blast.
56:28What a blast.
56:35What a blast.
56:42What a blast.
56:43Oh, wow.
56:45Dear Maxine, greetings from the City of Light.
56:57Paris is beautiful this time of year.
57:00Thank you for wiring such a hefty chunk of the baby money.
57:04I know how hard you worked for it.
57:07It allows me to be free.
57:10I can be anyone I want to be, anywhere I want to be.
57:13So thank you.
57:16Thank you for helping me become truly lost.
57:28So I could finally be found.
57:34Maxine, I found love.
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