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00:01Hello? Hello? You know, something like that.
00:05Hello? Hello?
00:07How do you feel, Mr. David?
00:10How do you feel, Mr. Eric?
00:22Start acting!
00:24I'll tell you what, you...
00:26How'd you get that sandwich at the deli?
00:29How'd you get that sandwich?
00:31What do you mean, how'd I get the sandwich?
00:33Oh, yeah, I bribed him.
00:37It's not me. It's Larry David.
00:41Sorry, sorry, everyone. I'm getting it together right now.
00:45Don't get involved. Don't talk. Don't participate.
00:49No dialogue, okay?
00:51Don't participate. Don't get involved.
00:55Is there something wrong with you?
00:58What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing in my bed, Larry?
01:04What the fuck are you doing in my bed?
01:06I got it!
01:17That's so unfair.
01:35He goes like this with his eyes.
01:37That's all?
01:37He goes like this with his eyes.
01:38Don't do that.
01:39OK, fine.
01:40I'm not so sure.
01:47That's very difficult to work with you people.
02:10This is how we do this.
02:12All right, let's do this, baby.
02:14What kind of stain was it?
02:15Ejaculate?
02:19The what?
02:25Ejaculate.
02:31Not ejaculate.
02:34That's all I'm hearing.
02:35I'm hearing ejaculate.
02:45Spell it.
02:51OK, I brings it with the rockets.
02:54Ain't no shorter than ladies in my stable.
02:56You know what I mean?
02:57That's all I've done.
02:58I was late in bed and gossiped all day.
02:59I held it as long as I could.
03:01I held it as long as I could.
03:05Get your shit together.
03:06Are you experiencing discomfort?
03:07I...
03:08I...
03:09I...
03:10I...
03:10I...
03:11So what, what, you're getting a lot of pussy from me?
03:16What, what, you're getting a lot of pussy from me?
03:20Um, I think, yeah, I, I, I got a little bit.
03:21You're getting a lot of pussy from me?
03:22Not an amount that is not manageable.
03:24So you're getting a lot of pussy from me?
03:26Um, I think, yeah, I, I, I got a little bit.
03:29You're getting a lot of pussy from me?
03:34Not an amount that is not manageable.
03:37So you're getting a lot of pussy?
03:41It is true, however, that I do have a tickle in my anus.
03:47Um, that has, um, that has nothing to...
03:52I'll try it again.
03:55Okay.
03:56Okay.
03:57Hey, hey.
03:58Can I actually say this at a bar mitzvah?
04:00Come stay with us.
04:01Right.
04:02You gotta stay with a decent family.
04:03Thank you, baby.
04:04Where the kids at?
04:05Where the kids at?
04:06Find the kids.
04:07Get the hell out of here.
04:08We are...
04:09Kinsha!
04:10Come on, you man.
04:11Where y'all?
04:12Come on now, y'all.
04:13Get them babies.
04:14I get my stuff.
04:15All right, Leon.
04:16Do your thing.
04:17What the hell?
04:20My testicles were ensnared by my fly and it acted like a noose.
04:25So the doctor said I couldn't have sex.
04:30I'm sorry.
04:31I'm sorry.
04:32First of all, Lair, you're my best friend.
04:35I'm not your best friend, really.
04:37And right now, I'm just...
04:39I'm a...
04:40I'm a...
04:47A table full of assholes.
04:49This pasty motherfucker got you in it?
04:52Let him get your ass out of it.
04:54Stop, LD.
04:56I'm sorry.
04:57It never seems like we're really rolling.
05:01Take three, dawg.
05:03Take care, ladle.
05:04See you next time.
05:05Take care, ladle.
05:06Take care, ladle.
05:07Take care, ladle.
05:09Please go.
05:11Till the time.
05:12See you soon.
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