Curb Your Enthusiasm S00E14 Gag Reel Remux DD2

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00:01Hello? Hello? You know, something like that.

00:05Hello? Hello?

00:07How do you feel, Mr. David?

00:10How do you feel, Mr. Eric?

00:22Start acting!

00:24I'll tell you what, you...

00:26How'd you get that sandwich at the deli?

00:29How'd you get that sandwich?

00:31What do you mean, how'd I get the sandwich?

00:33Oh, yeah, I bribed him.

00:37It's not me. It's Larry David.

00:41Sorry, sorry, everyone. I'm getting it together right now.

00:45Don't get involved. Don't talk. Don't participate.

00:49No dialogue, okay?

00:51Don't participate. Don't get involved.

00:55Is there something wrong with you?

00:58What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing in my bed, Larry?

01:04What the fuck are you doing in my bed?

01:06I got it!

01:17That's so unfair.

01:35He goes like this with his eyes.

01:37That's all?

01:37He goes like this with his eyes.

01:38Don't do that.

01:39OK, fine.

01:40I'm not so sure.

01:47That's very difficult to work with you people.

02:10This is how we do this.

02:12All right, let's do this, baby.

02:14What kind of stain was it?

02:15Ejaculate?

02:19The what?

02:25Ejaculate.

02:31Not ejaculate.

02:34That's all I'm hearing.

02:35I'm hearing ejaculate.

02:45Spell it.

02:51OK, I brings it with the rockets.

02:54Ain't no shorter than ladies in my stable.

02:56You know what I mean?

02:57That's all I've done.

02:58I was late in bed and gossiped all day.

02:59I held it as long as I could.

03:01I held it as long as I could.

03:05Get your shit together.

03:06Are you experiencing discomfort?

03:07I...

03:08I...

03:09I...

03:10I...

03:11So what, what, you're getting a lot of pussy from me?

03:16What, what, you're getting a lot of pussy from me?

03:20Um, I think, yeah, I, I, I got a little bit.

03:21You're getting a lot of pussy from me?

03:22Not an amount that is not manageable.

03:24So you're getting a lot of pussy from me?

03:26Um, I think, yeah, I, I, I got a little bit.

03:29You're getting a lot of pussy from me?

03:34Not an amount that is not manageable.

03:37So you're getting a lot of pussy?

03:41It is true, however, that I do have a tickle in my anus.

03:47Um, that has, um, that has nothing to...

03:52I'll try it again.

03:55Okay.

03:56Okay.

03:57Hey, hey.

03:58Can I actually say this at a bar mitzvah?

04:00Come stay with us.

04:01Right.

04:02You gotta stay with a decent family.

04:03Thank you, baby.

04:04Where the kids at?

04:05Where the kids at?

04:06Find the kids.

04:07Get the hell out of here.

04:08We are...

04:09Kinsha!

04:10Come on, you man.

04:11Where y'all?

04:12Come on now, y'all.

04:13Get them babies.

04:14I get my stuff.

04:15All right, Leon.

04:16Do your thing.

04:17What the hell?

04:20My testicles were ensnared by my fly and it acted like a noose.

04:25So the doctor said I couldn't have sex.

04:30I'm sorry.

04:31I'm sorry.

04:32First of all, Lair, you're my best friend.

04:35I'm not your best friend, really.

04:37And right now, I'm just...

04:39I'm a...

04:40I'm a...

04:47A table full of assholes.

04:49This pasty motherfucker got you in it?

04:52Let him get your ass out of it.

04:54Stop, LD.

04:56I'm sorry.

04:57It never seems like we're really rolling.

05:01Take three, dawg.

05:03Take care, ladle.

05:04See you next time.

05:05Take care, ladle.

05:06Take care, ladle.

05:07Take care, ladle.

05:09Please go.

05:11Till the time.

05:12See you soon.

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