00:00It looks like the first game, 4.30 tomorrow, is the L.A. Rams.
00:06That is correct.
00:06And it looks like they're going to be playing against the Umpa Loompas in Carolina.
00:09Yes.
00:10Yeah, this is a rematch.
00:12This game's a rematch.
00:13By the way, you know people are upset that, like, James Madison and Tulane
00:16were in the college football playoff?
00:18Uh-huh.
00:19That's like Carolina.
00:21You know, being in the NFL playoffs.
00:24With the home game.
00:25With the home game.
00:26It's like, what are they doing here?
00:27Right, with the home game.
00:28And by the way, real quick.
00:30All you Notre Dame bitches cried and complained about,
00:34what did Miami get in?
00:35Miami should be in.
00:36Miami didn't deserve to be in.
00:38Oh, you should have picked us over Miami.
00:41Miami's in the finals, my man.
00:43I said, zip your lip.
00:44That's right.
00:44They're probably going to bleep out bitches, but that's just the way that goes.
00:47Yeah.
00:48Now, you guys have bleeped out bitches many times on this show.
00:52In any event, Carolina is like the James Madison of the NFL wild card round, right?
00:58Yes.
00:58Rams are double-digit point favorites on the road against Carolina.
01:03Carolina's not a good team.
01:05Carolina had a good season.
01:07Carolina did something I've not seen a lot of teams ever do.
01:10What's that?
01:10And I think they did it, correct me if I'm wrong, over the last seven weeks of the season.
01:15It might be eight.
01:16You'll have to fact-check me on that.
01:18Uh-huh.
01:18They went win-loss, win-loss, win-loss, win-loss, win-loss.
01:23They didn't have two consecutive losses in the second half of the season, and they did not have two consecutive wins.
01:30Can you fact-check me on that?
01:31Yeah.
01:31It's unfortunately—
01:32I got that right.
01:34No.
01:34How about that?
01:35No.
01:35Once again, the master gets it right.
01:37No, no, no.
01:37That's right.
01:38It went win-loss.
01:40Bang.
01:40Win-loss.
01:41A bang.
01:42Win-loss.
01:43Bang.
01:43Win-loss.
01:44That's it.
01:45That's eight games.
01:45No, it's not.
01:46Let me finish.
01:48Win.
01:49Nine games.
01:49Loss-loss.
01:51All right, so they were nine straight games, win-loss, win-loss.
01:53All right, but the last two, they lost.
01:55Yeah, the last two.
01:55So it didn't go all the way through.
01:56The last two, they lost.
01:57What do you mean to do?
01:58I got that right.
01:58I'm looking at you, and you say fact-check me.
02:00I got that right.
02:01You didn't.
02:01I said they did it seven or eight times.
02:03They did it eight times.
02:04You said to end the season.
02:05They didn't do it to end the season because they lost it last one.
02:07They got pretty close to ending the season with it.
02:10Yeah, they were inconsistent.
02:11A million, but deal.
02:11You don't take what I say, literally.
02:12But one of the wins along that way was a win over the Rams.
02:17Yeah, that's right.
02:18In that same building.
02:18They scored like 30 points against them.
02:20Yes, 31 to 28 because he kept throwing it to the other team.
02:23That's right.
02:23Matthew Shalvin had like five interceptions.
02:25He had a record going of the longest, the number of touchdowns without an interception.
02:29And I think he had a couple interceptions in the red zone, too.
02:31He did.
02:32And one went like 90 yards back.
02:33He did.
02:34Yeah, this is a 40 to 3 blowout is what this is.
02:37Like, I know a lot of you Bryce Young supporters are all excited and you think I got proven wrong
02:42that Bryce Young's a real quarterback.
02:43He's not.
02:45Bryce Young is a little guy trying to play quarterback with men.
02:49He's a cute little story that Disney would probably, you know, do some kind of animated
02:53film about years later.
02:55Because he was the first pick in the draft.
02:57He's not an underdog.
02:59He's like Alabama was the first pick in the draft.
03:01What are we doing?
03:02But it'll be like Moana 7, the Bryce Young story.
03:07This number one high school quarterback that ended up being the number one pick, but was
03:11short.
03:12Like, that's the whole story?
03:12The Rock will be singing on the beaches.
03:14Oh, probably will.
03:15Something like that.
03:16Yeah.
03:16Look, this is a non-starter for Carolina.
03:19They're a cute little story.
03:21Yeah, they are.
03:22They're like...
03:23The coach is good.
03:23You know, like...
03:25I hate to say this, but you know like when you watch a high school game and they bring
03:32the one kid out of the court that's not really on the team, but the community's kind of
03:35rallying around them?
03:36Yeah.
03:37That's what Carolina is.
03:39It's like a cute little story.
03:41Like, you watch it on TikTok, you might even shed a tear when you see the backstory about
03:45Carolina.
03:45I think the Rams are all over Carolina.
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