- 7 weeks ago
jordan matter, parenting, challenge, mark rober, crunch labs
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00:00This is my daughter, Salish, and she thinks parenting is super easy.
00:03I'm going to be the best parent ever.
00:05So today, Salish will raise a child and watch them grow up from a baby all the way to an adult.
00:11She'll face a challenge at every age.
00:13Sleepless nights, tantrums, teenage drama, and even a new boyfriend.
00:20Have you ever cheated on a girl?
00:23What? Mom, what are you doing? Seriously?
00:26Everything real parents have to deal with.
00:28Every time she fails a challenge, she gets a strike.
00:31I can't run anymore.
00:32If she gets three strikes total, she loses the challenge and she'll have to parent the world's meanest kiss.
00:38Get me out of my mouth!
00:42Salish, we are about to do the gender reveal to find out if you're raising a boy or a girl today.
00:47Are you hoping for one or the other?
00:48I mean, obviously a girl. Boys are so weird. Ugh.
00:51Actually, no, I like to be a girl.
00:52Don't face that anemia.
00:54Oh, jeez!
00:55Yay! It's a girl!
00:56Now that you're going to be a mom, you can't really dress like a teen anymore, so...
01:00Ew!
01:02There you go!
01:02You look just like a mom. That's awesome.
01:05All I can think about is how your, like, no eyebrows that are bright orange match your skin color
01:10because of that stupid hand or stuff, and how the orange stuff is caught in your eyebrows.
01:14So all I'm looking at is your eyebrows and thinking, what the heck do you think she looks so good?
01:18I put on sunscreen that had some toner in it, and now all she can think about is the fact that I'm wearing makeup.
01:23It's not makeup, it's toner. Can you even tell?
01:25Your new baby is right here, but before you meet her, you have to pick a name.
01:28Wait, wait. Let me look at my baby name.
01:30So you already have baby names, like actual 15-year-old Salish?
01:32Obviously.
01:33Okay, I have my baby name.
01:34What is it?
01:35Oakley.
01:35Oakley! Okay, meet your new baby, Oakley.
01:40She is so cute.
01:42That's my granddaughter.
01:43Okay, not really, but one day I'm going to maybe have a granddaughter.
01:46Remember the dad-o-meter? Well, now we've got a mom-o-meter.
01:50And now we'll know how she's feeling all day.
01:52Okay, Salish, this is Oakley, and she's super cute, but she's also about to be super tired.
01:56So you have 30 minutes to get her down for her nap.
01:58I'm going to give you one challenge.
01:59You just ran out of diapers.
02:00So before you put her down for her nap, you've got to go get diapers.
02:02Good luck.
02:05Oh, my baby.
02:07Can I pick you up?
02:09Aw, come on.
02:10Salish is going to realize how hard parenting is by the end of the day.
02:12This is going to be a fun day.
02:15Salish, you're going pretty slow.
02:16You have 20 minutes left because Oakley is going to need a nap any minute.
02:19If she starts going crazy, you're going to lose this challenge and immediately get a strike.
02:22So what you've got to figure out right now is where the diapers...
02:25Baby stuff.
02:26The fun thing about today is I can change anything I want at any time to make it more difficult for Salish.
02:32For example, I can turn little Oakley into twins.
02:35Twins?
02:36Twins.
02:36I can do this at any time today, but right now I'm going to keep it with just one Oakley.
02:41Just remember, I can do this any time.
02:44Okay.
02:45I'll be over here.
02:45Good luck.
02:46Why are there so many?
02:47All right, let's show her two options and we'll let her back.
02:49Oakley, which ones do you want?
02:51Touch one.
02:52Can I have a high five?
02:53Aw.
02:54Tickle, tickle, tickle.
02:55Aw, you're so cute.
02:56Parenting is easy.
02:57They're just chilling.
02:58Okay, this actually makes me super happy.
03:00Guys, I think she likes my hand.
03:01I think she does too.
03:02You know, this is really sweet.
03:03You're running out of time, but I'm going to give you an extra minute because you're bonding
03:05with your daughter.
03:06Yay.
03:06Tickle, tickle, tickle.
03:08Oh, okay.
03:09Guys, I'm going to get this one.
03:10She likes that one.
03:11Good job.
03:12Yay.
03:13But getting the diapers was the easy part.
03:15I want to see now if Salish is finally able to change a diaper because we all know how that
03:20ended last time.
03:20Right here.
03:21Ah.
03:22Ah.
03:23Ew.
03:23Don't show that on camera.
03:25Ew.
03:25I want to hurry.
03:27I think she's getting tired.
03:28You've got to get her in that crib.
03:29Okay, where is the crib?
03:30I think there's a nursery upstairs.
03:32Here's the thing with baby Salish.
03:33If she gets too tired, she can get cranky and she won't be able to sleep.
03:36If she can't sleep, she cries.
03:37If she cries, you lose the challenge and you get an X in the first round.
03:39Okay.
03:40Okay, so first you've got to get her out.
03:41How do I do it?
03:42You've got to figure it out.
03:43There's no manual.
03:43Isn't this hard parenting?
03:45Just admit it.
03:45No.
03:46Okay, but I'm crazy about my granddaughter.
03:48Can I have your arm, please?
03:49You want to be gentle, but fast.
03:51I got that.
03:52Come here, ready?
03:53I won't let you drop, I promise.
03:55Let's go.
03:56Be nice and careful, say.
03:57I know.
03:58All right, come on.
03:58Let's go.
03:59Okay, come on.
03:59This is really sweet.
04:00She's going to be a great mom one day, but she's not admitting that it's hard.
04:03Don't worry.
04:03It's only round one and every age is going to get harder.
04:06So if Salish thinks this is easy, just wait.
04:10Rockabye, baby.
04:12Rockabye, baby.
04:14What?
04:14I'm watching everything on the baby monitor.
04:16This is so cute.
04:17This is looking good for you, but she's not in the crib.
04:20So you've got to change her diaper and then put her down for her nap.
04:23And if she doesn't fall asleep, you lose this challenge.
04:25You're one step closer to parenting the meanest kid.
04:28Okay, we got this.
04:28Right?
04:29We got this.
04:30You want to lie down?
04:31Ready?
04:31Yay.
04:32Because if you don't change the diaper now, if she wakes up with a wet diaper, she's going
04:35to be really upset.
04:36She's already getting a little cranky.
04:37Say, it's time to get her napping now.
04:39It's okay.
04:40It's okay.
04:42It's okay.
04:43Salish is definitely going to want to get Oakley down for a nap as soon as possible because
04:46she does not want to deal with the world's meanest kid.
04:49Okay, guys, now that my dad's gone, I don't need to change the diaper.
04:52I'll do it when she wakes up or something.
04:53She seems sad and I want to make her happy.
04:55Do you want to go to sleep?
04:56Come here.
04:57Ready?
04:57Be sad.
04:58Did she do the diaper that fast?
05:00Wait, how did she?
05:01That was so fast.
05:02That's crazy.
05:04Yeah, it's okay.
05:06No, no, no, no.
05:07No, no, no.
05:07Don't cry.
05:08It's okay.
05:10Yeah, it's fine.
05:11They're so sweet together.
05:12This is crazy.
05:13Why is she crying, Sandy?
05:14What did I do?
05:16She needs her nap.
05:17Okay, well, whenever she goes to bed, she starts crying.
05:19Let's try this again, okay?
05:20Ready?
05:21Whee!
05:22Oh, no.
05:23Okay, come on, come on, come on.
05:25Walk in.
05:25Walk in.
05:26Wait, she's being so sweet with Oakley.
05:28Maybe you're just playing because you're so tired, okay?
05:30So sorry, I'll close the door.
05:32Fall safe.
05:33You can...
05:33Oh, my gosh.
05:35I think she's the cutest baby I've ever seen.
05:37She's adorable.
05:37Look how cute she is.
05:39Do you think you missed a nap?
05:40I mean, no.
05:40Wait, I have an idea.
05:42What?
05:43Where's she going?
05:44Where's she going?
05:45I don't agree.
05:47Did you see that smile?
05:49A meaty, smoothy smile when I go here.
05:51Do you want this?
05:51Okay, okay, okay, okay.
05:52Do you want it?
05:53I'm going to throw it this.
05:55And...
05:56Aw.
05:58I think I might be a genius.
06:00That was such a good idea.
06:01Look how cute she is.
06:02Okay, bye, good night.
06:05Wait, she's...
06:06She's falling asleep.
06:06Are you kidding?
06:07I don't know.
06:08She's almost asleep.
06:09Wait, she looks tired.
06:10That worked.
06:10The bottle was smart.
06:12I know.
06:12Well, you kind of know what you're doing.
06:13But still, if she doesn't fall asleep in the next kind of minute, I think you're going
06:17to lose the challenge.
06:18You can speak to her through this baby monitor.
06:20Go to sleep.
06:22That's it?
06:24Sleep, sleep, go, go, go.
06:26Go sleep, sleep, go, go, go.
06:29Go to bed.
06:30Time.
06:30Let's see.
06:32What?
06:33She's asleep.
06:34What?
06:34It worked.
06:35That worked.
06:36That's crazy.
06:37Yeah.
06:37Okay, you passed that challenge.
06:39I know.
06:39Let's meet Oakley as a toddler.
06:46If she was a real mom, the last three years would have been truly exhausting.
06:50You tired?
06:50No, I'm not tired at all.
06:51You're exhausted?
06:52I saw it in your face.
06:53Sandy, replay.
06:57You see that face?
06:58She was tired.
06:59I was just like acting.
06:59Love you, mommy.
07:01Oh, she talks now?
07:03Yeah.
07:03I love you too.
07:05You know what?
07:05This is kind of tiring.
07:06Do I have like a husband or something to help me and do this?
07:09Funny you should mention that because actually that is your next challenge.
07:13That's your husband.
07:14Uh, what do I call him?
07:15You call me honey, I guess.
07:16What?
07:17No, I'm not going to call you honey.
07:18You're not even actually my husband.
07:20This is the first time I meet you.
07:21I'll call you.
07:23Logan?
07:24Yeah.
07:26Nothing awkward about this.
07:27For this challenge, only Salish can hear me.
07:30To everyone else, she's just arguing with herself.
07:32Which, let's be honest, is pretty typical for Salish.
07:35For your next challenge, you and Logan have been arguing about
07:38who is going to work and who's going to stay home with Oakley.
07:40You now have five minutes to resolve that argument.
07:43If you can't resolve it, you get a strike and you're one step closer
07:45to having to parent the world's meanest kid.
07:48I got that.
07:49That's easy.
07:49So, I kind of want to work.
07:51So, do you want to just chill with her?
07:53I mean, I've been working for 10 years.
07:54I bring in all the money.
07:55You don't even have a job yet.
07:56Okay, so then ask your boss to keep on paying.
07:59What?
07:59You got to work to get paid, say?
08:00I could probably ask him to get me a remote job
08:02where I work from home and he pays me.
08:04No!
08:04I want to see Oakley.
08:05Well, we can both see Oakley.
08:07But I don't want to be with you all day.
08:09Well...
08:09He's your husband!
08:10Can you believe all I'm in there, say?
08:12Salish, you got four minutes to resolve this.
08:14You're not really resolving it.
08:14I think I've resolved it.
08:16Okay, well, what's the solution?
08:17The solution is he asks his boss to pay him.
08:19Well, let's see if he finds that a good solution.
08:21I mean, I can ask.
08:22What if he fires me when I ask?
08:23Then we have no money.
08:24Salish, you're losing it.
08:25You got two minutes left.
08:26Okay, okay.
08:26You want to work.
08:27I want to work.
08:28I want to watch Oakley.
08:29So how about I just find a remote job?
08:31Well, okay, great.
08:33Easy.
08:34All right.
08:34Wow, that was easy.
08:35That was the easiest challenge ever.
08:37Salish is about to find out it's very hard to have a kid and a remote job.
08:40Especially when you consider Oakley is now five years old.
08:44Salish, are you ready to meet your five-year-old daughter?
08:47Oh, my gosh.
08:48Five-year-old Oakley has so much energy.
08:50Yes, she has a lot of energy.
08:51She is about to make life very difficult for you because you have an interview with Mark Rober
08:56at Crunch Lab.
08:57If you get the job, you pass this challenge.
08:59If you don't get the job, you get your first strike.
09:02If you get three strikes, you know what happens.
09:03Yeah, I know.
09:04What happens?
09:05Then I know.
09:06The world's meanest kid.
09:08Are you ready?
09:11Yeah.
09:11Time for your interview.
09:12All right.
09:13And Mark, this is Salish Matters.
09:15She's going to interview for the job.
09:17By the way, congrats on your nomination.
09:19Oh, the Kids' Choice Awards.
09:20Congrats to you, Salish.
09:22I already voted for you.
09:23I for sure voted for you.
09:24And I voted for your dad, too.
09:26Oh, wait.
09:27He wasn't nominated, was he?
09:28Yeah.
09:29Yeah, I wasn't nominated.
09:30Anyway, link in description.
09:32Vote for Mark.
09:32Vote for Salish.
09:33And let's move on with the interview.
09:34My name is Salish Matter.
09:37And I'm 15.
09:38Yeah.
09:39You're not 15.
09:39You're a grown adult with kids.
09:40I'm a 30.
09:41I thought you said 15.
09:43Yeah, I said 30, 15.
09:45So I got 30 years and 15 seconds.
09:49Today, you will be interviewing as a product designer for the Crunch Labs Toys.
09:53A lot of kids rely on these not only be fun, but educational.
09:57I love education.
09:59I just got a couple questions to test that.
10:01Okay.
10:02You ready?
10:02She's got to make sure Oakley is safe.
10:03I'm going to be honest.
10:04I noticed out of the gate you're chewing gum.
10:06Oh, no.
10:07I wasn't chewing gum.
10:07What are you talking about?
10:08Oh, I thought I saw something green in your mouth.
10:11I don't chew gum.
10:11Salish, Salish.
10:12Oakley's going to...
10:13Oh, my gosh.
10:14Oakley, don't jump on the couch.
10:15Let's just start out with an easy one.
10:16Sir Isaac Newton has three different laws.
10:19Which one is your favorite and why?
10:20The law of physics.
10:22What's that?
10:22Oh, no.
10:22Law number one.
10:23When an object is in motion, it stays in motion.
10:26Like, do you see Oakley?
10:27She's jumping on the couch in motion.
10:29I mean, she's staying in motion.
10:31Oakley, get off of the couch.
10:32Hold on, Mark.
10:33Do you want to reschedule this for another time?
10:35No, no, no.
10:35Right now it's perfect.
10:36I'm about to make this even more difficult for Salish.
10:38I'm about to turn Oakley into twins.
10:43Salish, look over to your left.
10:45Oh, my gosh.
10:46Why are there two of them?
10:47You have twins now.
10:49Salish, tell me why do you think you're qualified for this job?
10:52Well, I go to school, so I feel like that kind of automatically makes me qualified.
10:56I take a physics and a chemistry class, so I feel like that also helps.
11:01Helps.
11:01But what's your grade in those classes?
11:03I have an IU3.
11:04Salish, Salish.
11:05I think it could get up to a hockey.
11:06Hold on, Mark.
11:11Oh, my gosh.
11:12Not everybody only parents one kid.
11:14Now you know how mom and I felt.
11:15Bro, all right, all right.
11:17Salish, you're losing your opportunity.
11:19Get back there.
11:19I'm back, Mark.
11:20Don't worry.
11:20We can reschedule, honestly.
11:22It's okay.
11:23Tell me about a time where you had to balance a lot of priorities.
11:27Well, right now I'm balancing a lot of priorities.
11:29Like, I need this job.
11:30I have a lot of kids.
11:32I just got another one.
11:33And then, but then how do you feel like this interview is going?
11:35I think it's going amazing.
11:37Okay, well, you're certainly an optimist.
11:39Yeah.
11:39I like that.
11:40You have a very positive outlook on the world and yourself.
11:43Hold on, Mark.
11:44I'm so sorry.
11:44Wait, one second.
11:45Dad, wait.
11:46Which one's Oakley?
11:47You've got two Oakleys.
11:48Okay.
11:48We're hungry.
11:49On a typical work day, is this what it would look like?
11:52No, never.
11:53This is what you do just for interviews?
11:55Make a good impression?
11:56Exactly.
11:57Salish, I'm running late.
11:58I got one more question.
12:00She did not get this job.
12:01This is what it's like parenting and trying to work from home.
12:03Are you chewing gum?
12:04No.
12:05Salish, roll the tape.
12:07I'm chewing gum.
12:08I'm pretty sure you're chewing gum.
12:11Honesty and integrity are a big part of working at Crunch Lab.
12:15So, look, I have my decision.
12:16All right, well, email me how much money I'll get.
12:19A lot.
12:20But unfortunately, it won't be yours because we're going to have to give the job to someone else who's a little more focused.
12:26And she doesn't lie about their gum chewing happens.
12:28What if I take my gum out?
12:30That ship has sailed 20 minutes ago.
12:32You're still chewing gum.
12:33This interview's over.
12:35You didn't get the job.
12:36Go apply to Feastables or something.
12:38Feastables out!
12:40The one apparent the meanest kid!
12:42Looks like you're going to because you just got your first strike, say.
12:45No!
12:45That was almost too much fun.
12:47Now, let's see how Salish does with 10 years old.
12:49She looks tired, right?
12:50I think it's starting to catch up to you.
12:51This parenting thing.
12:51It's a little hard, isn't it?
12:52You know what?
12:53You can just quit this challenge right now and admit.
12:54No, okay.
12:54Let's just go.
12:55Okay, this is your 10-year-old daughter, Oakley.
12:58She's having her very first sleepover ever with her very best friend, Emma.
13:02Oakley!
13:03Emma!
13:05And you are the parent that gets to watch to make sure they're okay.
13:08But guess what?
13:08There's one big challenge.
13:09What?
13:10Because Emma's mother is a little intense and she has some rules you have to follow.
13:14This is makeup.
13:15She's way too young for all this stuff.
13:16I'm her mom and I've allowed her to use skincare.
13:19Are you sure this is skincare?
13:20Guarantee you.
13:20I guarantee you.
13:21Okay.
13:22As mom to mom.
13:23I don't want them eating sweets because they get too hyper.
13:26No spending money.
13:26No makeup.
13:27I just want to make sure that everything goes perfectly well.
13:29Yeah, she must have a fun time with you.
13:31She does.
13:31Yeah, I'll do all that stuff.
13:33Come on.
13:33I can care of them, okay?
13:34Okay, yeah, okay.
13:35Yeah, I'm not doing that.
13:36You have to do what she just said.
13:38If you don't follow all three of those rules and the mother finds out, you get a strike.
13:42Okay, I know.
13:42Okay.
13:43Do you guys want to go to the mall?
13:44Yeah!
13:45I do want to go to the mall.
13:46Interesting choice.
13:47Sweets, makeup, and lots of money to be spent at the mall.
13:50She might regret this.
13:51Let's go shopping!
13:53Oh my gosh, I'm only saying this because my dad's not here, but I'm starting to get a little
13:56tight.
13:56Oh, oh, I'm losing them.
13:57I'm going to stay away from Salish and watch everything she does from here because I want
14:01to make it super hard for her.
14:03Let's go to Sephora!
14:04Yeah!
14:04Let's go to Sephora!
14:05Sephora has makeup.
14:06Oh no.
14:08Salish is not a rule follower as a kid, and I'll bet she won't be a rule follower as a
14:12mom either.
14:12They're putting makeup on.
14:13I'm totally going to get a strike.
14:15I need to go get them.
14:15No, guys, let's like not try anything.
14:17But we want makeup!
14:18Let's go to skincare.
14:20I already have a ton of that stuff.
14:21Yeah, me too.
14:22Okay, okay, over here.
14:23Whoa, look at this.
14:24This is so cheap.
14:24Pretty color.
14:25Guys, this is going to be the most fun section you'll ever see.
14:28Sunscreen section!
14:30Sunscreen!
14:30Oh, what about...
14:31Don't put that on.
14:32You don't need foundation.
14:33We have a pimple!
14:34You guys are 10!
14:35We have pimples!
14:36You don't get us!
14:39Yeah, you don't get us!
14:40I was actually 10 and we're down to you.
14:42Back in the olden days, I was frolicking in those feet.
14:45Where did they go?
14:46My story was interesting!
14:47Wait, actually, where did they go?
14:49If Salish thinks this is hard, wait until she has to teach an older Oakley how to drive because
14:53Salish doesn't know how to drive by herself.
14:55Come on, we want make-up!
14:56No, you can get make-up today!
14:58Make-up! Make-up! Make-up! Make-up!
15:01Okay, okay, okay. Skin care, skin care!
15:03Guys, let's just go to the next door. Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
15:06Alright guys, this is hard, so I can't even imagine what the meanest kid would be like.
15:10I'm about to make life much more difficult for Salish.
15:13I don't think she's gonna make it through this round without a strike.
15:15I'm so excited! Let's go! Yeah!
15:18My girl, are you serious?
15:19Can we please get a holster?
15:20Okay, you have to turn. We can go to holster.
15:23I'll watch them from afar.
15:24This is awesome! Oh my gosh!
15:26Can we please get this?
15:27That, that's way too short, no!
15:29Mom!
15:30That's not even gonna fit you.
15:31Look how cool this is!
15:32Look at the San Francisco!
15:32San Francisco!
15:33San Francisco!
15:35Come on, come on!
15:36Okay, look over here!
15:36Oh my gosh!
15:38Get!
15:39Look how cute this is!
15:40Salish, how are you feeling about parenting?
15:41Amazing!
15:42Oh my god, I love this one! We have to get it!
15:44Salish, I thought there was a rule, no money.
15:46Does this cost money?
15:47Okay, okay, okay.
15:47I'm about to make it way more challenging.
15:49I left a credit card hanging out of her back pocket and then told the girls.
15:53Is that grandma?
15:55Grandma?
15:56Grandma.
15:57I don't see...
15:58Salish, what happened to your kids?
16:00I don't know where they go.
16:01I don't know.
16:02Dad, I gotta find the kids.
16:03I don't know if she's gonna find them, but I think she's about to get strike number
16:06two.
16:07I'm pretty sure you weren't allowed to lose the kids.
16:08Has your daughter ever done this before?
16:10No!
16:11No, this is nothing you would have ever done.
16:12Find us when they were babies.
16:13You know, that's how parents feel all the time.
16:15Before you know it, you blink and they're 10.
16:16Or 15.
16:17No, I was with them for like...
16:18Oh, okay.
16:19Maybe they're in Ulta.
16:20Yeah, maybe they're in Ulta.
16:21What if they're doing makeup?
16:22Okay, yeah, let's go to Ulta.
16:23They could be anywhere.
16:24I feel like they would like makeup and stuff.
16:25This is crazy.
16:26Oh no, say that.
16:27Where is Emma?
16:28I searched for her on my phone.
16:29She's in the mall.
16:30Where is she?
16:31You're supposed to be with her.
16:32I think we really need to just find your daughter and you can get mad at me later.
16:33You lost my daughter?
16:35I mean, I know she's in the mall, so...
16:37My God, I can't believe this.
16:38I gotta find her and find a friend.
16:39This is ridiculous.
16:40To admit, I feel bad, but parents have to watch their kids no matter what, and there's consequences
16:46if you don't.
16:47Where is she?
16:48You need to help me find her.
16:49I think it says she's in Target.
16:50How did you lose her?
16:51She's supposed to be with you.
16:52It says she's in the Target.
16:53She's going down.
16:54Let me see it.
16:55Let me see it.
16:56Okay, let's do pink treats.
16:57It says they're right here.
16:58Okay, well, where are they?
16:59You're asking me where they are?
17:00They are 10 years old.
17:01I'm so excited we got our favorite drink.
17:04Ooh.
17:05Let's put them out.
17:06Nice.
17:07There.
17:08Here, put that in the cart.
17:10I'm doing my makeup from Target.
17:12What are ya?
17:15Look, it says she's right here.
17:16Okay, okay.
17:17Where have you guys been?
17:18Uh-uh.
17:19What is that on your face?
17:20Is that sugar?
17:21She's putting on a lipstick, and she's got a sweet drink.
17:23Emma is never sleeping over at your place ever again.
17:25Okay.
17:26Did I lose?
17:27Or like, I mean, I was a great parent, knock him off.
17:29I think he kind of got a strike on that one.
17:31Do you want to give Oakley a little lecture about running off?
17:33No, she's a perfect kid.
17:34I would give you such a lecture.
17:36Yeah, I know.
17:37And do I listen?
17:38No.
17:39How did I end up alone here?
17:41Okay, let's see Oakley at the next stage.
17:43This is 15-year-old Oakley.
17:46Wait, what?
17:49Yeah, that look familiar to you?
17:50No.
17:51Coming home, moody, hood on, storming up to your room.
17:53I've never seen anything like that.
17:55Well, I see it every day.
17:56Okay.
17:57That's your daughter today.
17:58A lot.
17:59Good luck.
18:00Abby is an actress, and she actually played Salish in a video about me and Salish on Darman's channel,
18:05and now she's playing Salish's daughter Oakley.
18:07Your challenge is to get Oakley to tell you one thing about her day.
18:11And good luck with that, because I haven't been able to do it, and I've known you for 15 years.
18:14That's easy, bro.
18:15Getting a teenager to talk about their day?
18:17Impossible.
18:18Parents, you know what I'm talking about, right?
18:19When you go in there, you're going to have exactly five minutes to get her to tell you one thing about her day.
18:23Easy.
18:24No, it's not.
18:25I think it should be easy, right?
18:26That is easy, bro.
18:27What are you yapping about?
18:28So, I got the new Rode lip gloss, and I'm thinking that it would be perfect for you-know-who.
18:33Don't come in!
18:34Does that sound familiar?
18:35That doesn't sound familiar at all.
18:37It should sound familiar.
18:38I always let you in.
18:39Oh my God, no, Kat!
18:40You say, don't come in always.
18:42This isn't even about us right now.
18:43You need to get one piece of information.
18:44Mom, stop!
18:45Well, why don't you go in?
18:46Just open the door.
18:47You're the mother.
18:48Okay.
18:49I take your shoes off!
18:50No, this is my house.
18:51Mom, this is my room.
18:52But you have your shoes on.
18:53Yeah, but at least my shoes are cute.
18:54I don't feel like taking my shoes off.
18:56That was a real parenting moment.
18:58I always step out and take my shoes off and go back into a room.
19:01Am I allowed to do that?
19:02You can't do that, bro.
19:03Bro, you cannot do that.
19:04Let me just deal with this, okay?
19:06It's cool.
19:07Ever heard of personal space?
19:08Anyways, how was your day today?
19:10Fine.
19:11So far, Salish hasn't admitted that parenting is hard, but I don't think it's possible
19:14for a parent to get a kid to talk about their day in five minutes.
19:17Oh, is that-
19:18Hi, friends!
19:19How's your day going?
19:20She's already wasting one minute.
19:21If Salish can't get Oakley to open up, it will be her third strike, and she'll have
19:25to parent the world's meanest kid.
19:27Is that a new friend you made recently?
19:29I have a lot of friends, actually.
19:30It's okay.
19:31We all start somewhere.
19:32How was your day?
19:33You already asked her that?
19:34I know.
19:35Three minutes, eh?
19:36She's gonna run out of time.
19:37How was your day?
19:38Fine.
19:39You've asked her that three times.
19:40Might want to try different questions.
19:41Anything you want to eat?
19:42Not really.
19:43That sound familiar to you at all?
19:44Did you learn anything today?
19:45I know it well.
19:46If Salish can't get Oakley to say one thing about her day, then she is going to be one
19:50step closer to parenting the world's meanest kid.
19:52Are you still FaceTiming?
19:54I'm on mute.
19:55All you gotta do is get her to say one thing about her day.
19:57I know!
19:58You want me to help you clean your room?
19:59Absolutely not.
20:00Got a little bit away from you.
20:01Not gonna lie.
20:02You got 30 seconds, Salish.
20:03I don't know.
20:04She's not even gonna talk to me.
20:05Yeah.
20:06You're probably gonna lose.
20:07Parent getting a teen to talk?
20:08Impossible.
20:09I don't know what I'm talking about.
20:10I don't know.
20:11I need cute boys at school.
20:12Oh my gosh, mom.
20:13There is.
20:14He's in my science class.
20:15We started talking and he sits behind me in the desk.
20:16And so today I just decided, well, might as well just ask.
20:18And I asked for a snap and he said yes and he gave it to me.
20:20And so we've been talking and he actually asked me on a date.
20:23I'm so excited.
20:24I'm gonna go to the end.
20:25A date?
20:26Yeah, he's gonna be here in like five minutes.
20:27Wait.
20:28This is your first date?
20:29I know.
20:30It's so exciting.
20:31I'm so excited.
20:32Okay, bye.
20:33I have to get ready for my date.
20:34This is Salish's next challenge.
20:35Go.
20:36I have five minutes.
20:39I'm getting ready for the date now, but I don't know what I should do with like my hair and makeup.
20:42Do you think like this is Brady Carpenter look?
20:44Oh my gosh, yes.
20:45Cause he's like so popular and she's really popular.
20:47So I feel like that would be the vibe.
20:48Oakley's first date ever is about to arrive, but I'm gonna tell you something.
20:52He is hiding something and you have to figure out what it is before they go on their date.
20:56Okay.
20:57She's going on a date.
20:58Okay.
20:59She's 15.
21:00Okay.
21:01You have raised Oakley from a baby through 15 years of experiences.
21:03She's gonna go on her first date and watch your baby girl go out on a date.
21:05That's hard, right?
21:06Nope.
21:07Well, just wait until you see who she's dating.
21:08If you don't figure out what he's hiding, you're gonna get a strike.
21:10And if you get three strikes, you know what happens.
21:11You have to raise the world's meanest kid for 24 hours.
21:15Hi.
21:16Yo.
21:17Is Oakley here?
21:18Um, you can come in.
21:19Like it.
21:20Wearing a hood on the first date.
21:22What are you wearing?
21:23My mom didn't do my laundry, so my options are pretty limited.
21:26Casual, but like still cute, you know?
21:29So how do you know Oakley?
21:31She's in my English class.
21:32Salish, remember he's hiding something.
21:33Yeah.
21:34I'm aware.
21:35Can you put your phone down while you're talking?
21:36It's kind of rude.
21:37Maybe on the table would work.
21:40You're gonna have to be sassy.
21:42Is she here?
21:43I'm not done with my questions yet.
21:44Came for a date, not an interrogation.
21:45Oh, wow.
21:46So when you go on dates, you normally pay.
21:49I'm a dude.
21:50It's kind of what you do.
21:51Wait, are you like saying that you go on a lot of dates?
21:53I mean, just like when I have here and there.
21:56You got three minutes until Oakley comes down.
21:57I better hurry up.
21:58Oh, my hair's a mess too.
22:00Let me just brush it out.
22:01So where are you guys going?
22:02I'm just gonna take her and get some ice cream.
22:05Why are you checking your phone so much?
22:07Who are you texting?
22:08Just friends and stuff.
22:09You have not figured out what he's hiding,
22:10but he's hiding something big.
22:11Do you think I'm good?
22:12I think you're perfect.
22:13Okay, okay.
22:14Wish me luck.
22:15Well, are you a good shooter?
22:16Is she here?
22:17Have you ever cheated on a test?
22:19I don't want a test.
22:20No.
22:21What have you cheated on?
22:22Nothing.
22:23Have you cheated on a girl?
22:25No.
22:26She's coming down in 30 seconds.
22:28Why do you get on checking your phone?
22:30What?
22:31Mom, what are you doing?
22:32Seriously?
22:33If they walk out the door and you didn't figure out what he's hiding,
22:35you get a strike.
22:36Hey.
22:37Teenagers are so awkward.
22:39Why?
22:40Who's this?
22:41Are we still on for tonight?
22:43Mom, stop.
22:44You're embarrassing me.
22:45He's allowed to have friends.
22:46It's not like that.
22:47It's Ava.
22:48That's a girl's name.
22:49Wait, Ava like from class?
22:50No, different Ava.
22:51Do you need to give you my hoodie back?
22:52Okay, that sounds bad.
22:53I miss you.
22:54Wait, what?
22:55Who is Ava?
22:56No, it's just like my cousin.
22:58She's my cousin.
22:59Three kissing emojis?
23:04Get out.
23:05Yeah, get out.
23:06I don't want to hear it.
23:08Okay.
23:09Faster, please.
23:10Your mom's crazy anyway.
23:11I'm crazy?
23:12No, hey mom, just let him go.
23:13No, no, he's the crazy one.
23:16Can you believe him, Mom?
23:17Say, give her a hug.
23:18She must be sacking.
23:19It's gonna be okay.
23:20Thanks.
23:21A real hug.
23:22A parent hug.
23:23It's gonna be okay.
23:24Salish figured it out.
23:25She won the challenge.
23:26Thanks, Mom.
23:27I feel a lot better.
23:28After a rough first date, Salish is doing what parents do best, helping Oakley move on.
23:32But 18-year-old Oakley is moving out for college and has to say goodbye.
23:36Since you're going off to college, I got you something, but you gotta keep your eyes closed,
23:40okay?
23:41Keep them closed.
23:42Keep your eyes closed.
23:43Okay.
23:44All right, ready?
23:45No way.
23:46No way.
23:47Yeah?
23:48Can I open my eyes?
23:49Yeah, you can open your eyes.
23:50A car.
23:51I mean, this was my mom's car, then it was my brother's car, then it was my car, now it's
23:54your car.
23:55It's a car.
23:56Thanks, Mom.
23:57Of course.
23:58You're driving, so let's go.
23:59Okay.
24:00Okay.
24:01Now Oakley is 18 years old, and today she's moving out of the house to go to college.
24:06I taught you how to drive, so I'm a really good driver, so I mean, you got this.
24:10I taught you how to do this.
24:12There we go.
24:13Put it in drive.
24:14Salish taught Oakley how to drive?
24:17That's a scary thought to me.
24:18Do you remember how to turn it on?
24:20Press the exit.
24:21Salish's job is to take Oakley to college, and if she gets emotional at any point, she
24:25loses the challenge.
24:26Well, I'm doing it.
24:27I'll be in the car from a distance listening to everything they're talking about.
24:31I can't believe you're already going to college.
24:32It's kind of crazy.
24:33It's all happening pretty fast, right?
24:35I can't help but think about this is going to be me and Lauren, and it's going to be
24:38super hard to watch Salish go to college.
24:39It's going to be my first time living without you, and I kind of wonder if I'm ready.
24:43The actress playing Oakley has one job.
24:45Get emotional and make Salish get emotional, too.
24:48Could you make me a promise?
24:50For sure.
24:51Can you at least not redecorate my room?
24:54Yeah, I will.
24:55Okay, cool.
24:56We are not going to redecorate Salish's room, that's for sure.
24:59I'm actually going to get emotional listening to this.
25:01Well, I was kind of thinking I would use your room as like a spa room, sauna, some hot yoga,
25:06you know?
25:07But it means that much to you.
25:08Yeah, I guess I'll just keep it the same.
25:10Are you kidding me?
25:11It's your daughter's room.
25:12You leave it exactly as it is forever and ever.
25:15It's nice to know that I'll still have a place to come back home.
25:18There's my gym!
25:21Salish, at least be supportive.
25:23You don't want to act like you don't care that they're leaving.
25:25I don't know, I'm kind of nervous.
25:27It feels like it's the end of everything I've ever known, really.
25:31I'm kind of scared to do it all without you, Mom.
25:33Um, I think they're turning right here.
25:35But yeah, yeah.
25:36Well, that's nice.
25:37Salish has no idea about this, but Oakley is going to get more and more emotional as this
25:40car ride continues.
25:41I just can't believe it all went by so fast.
25:44Ever since I was born, you've been my best friend.
25:47I'm so sad.
25:48Tickle, tickle, tickle.
25:49I won't see you every day.
25:50Love you.
25:51I'll miss you so much.
25:53It's going to be okay.
25:54We're there for all of it.
25:56I guess it's just a really big day and I want to say thanks for all the times for being
26:03there for me, Mom.
26:04That was really sad.
26:06Let's see if Salish gets emotional, too.
26:08I'm going to miss you so much.
26:12Yeah, I'm going to miss you, too.
26:14Nope.
26:15I love you so much, Mom.
26:17I love you, too.
26:18Oh, look, we're here!
26:19Oh, great.
26:20Oh, go college!
26:22Yeah!
26:23Not a tear.
26:24She wasn't emotional at all.
26:26Salish was a little too casual in that drive, but she didn't get emotional, so so far she's
26:30passing this challenge.
26:31But the challenge doesn't stop here.
26:33Salish has to keep it together as she drops Oakley off at her very first day of college.
26:38Salish is challenged to let her daughter go to college without getting emotional.
26:41I don't know if I can do this.
26:42I'm feeling really nervous.
26:43You'll be fine, but these books are getting kind of heavy, so let's go.
26:46Oh, my God.
26:47Are you Oakley?
26:48I'm your roommate.
26:49Here, let me help with the book.
26:50Yes!
26:51It's so good to finally meet you.
26:52It's such a good time in college.
26:53If you go to college, just know your parents are crying behind closed doors.
26:56Actually, in four years, this is going to be salish.
26:58I know you're nervous, but we're going to have a great first year.
27:01First year of college.
27:04It's going to be a good, good time.
27:07That's awesome.
27:08All righty.
27:09See you in like a couple months.
27:11Let's go write another song.
27:12Okay.
27:13Your challenge for this round is to hold it together while you watch your daughter go off to college.
27:17You've raised her for 18 years, but if you get emotional, she's going to see you and then she's going to feel emotion too.
27:22She'll feel guilt and then she won't want to go.
27:24So you have to let her go.
27:27Cool.
27:28I'm going to lose that challenge.
27:29One more challenge.
27:30Here we go.
27:31You have two strikes.
27:32So you have to pass this last challenge.
27:33I do.
27:34It's 10 years later and Oakley is now 28.
27:35Take a guess.
27:36What do you think she's doing?
27:37Maybe she's like a barista, a teacher.
27:40I don't know.
27:41Actually, she and her college roommate became best friends.
27:44They started a band together and now Oakley is a pop star.
27:49Oh my gosh, Oakley, what's up?
27:51Hey.
27:52I've always wanted to officially meet you.
27:54That's Will Roberts, the paparazzi guy.
27:56How's it going?
27:58Are you on like tour right now?
28:00Oh my gosh, Oakley Oakley.
28:01Can I get a selfie?
28:02I've seen you on tour so much time.
28:04Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
28:05Nice to meet you.
28:06Oh.
28:07Wow.
28:08I got a quick question.
28:09I know you're busy.
28:10How'd you get here?
28:11How'd this happen?
28:12You know what?
28:13I think I owe everything to my mom.
28:14But you know what?
28:15I'm going to go see her right now.
28:16Okay.
28:17Hey, so nice to see you.
28:18Nice to see you too.
28:19See you later.
28:20She's going to ask you a very important question and the answer you give her will determine whether
28:22or not you've passed the entire day.
28:23Okay.
28:24If you get your third strike, you have to parent the world's meanest kid.
28:27Oh my gosh, my album.
28:30You're so famous.
28:31Oh my gosh, you're so pretty and you're my daughter?
28:33Yeah.
28:34Thank you for everything.
28:35All of our shows are sold out and I'm super excited because we actually are extending it by two more weeks.
28:39Which is amazing.
28:40But I do have a huge favor to ask from you.
28:43Do you think you could watch my son for a couple more weeks?
28:45This is your final challenge.
28:47Will you say yes, give up your free time and take care of your grandson or will you keep your free time and say no?
28:52Your decision determines whether or not you passed this entire day.
28:55Um...
28:56Yeah, of course.
28:58Yay!
29:00Did I win?
29:01Yes, you won.
29:02Good work.
29:03Yeah, that was the right decision.
29:04Mom, thank you.
29:05I appreciate it.
29:06Honey, come here.
29:07Grammy's going to take care of you for the week.
29:09Grammy?
29:10What, Mom?
29:11Wait, the world's meanest kid is my grandson?
29:13I don't want to live with stupid Granny!
29:14Look, Grandma, I don't have a bedtime, I eat what I want, and quite frankly, I hate you!
29:23We're working on it.
29:24Okay?
29:25Thank you so much.
29:27Dad, I won the challenge.
29:28I shouldn't have to put up with this.
29:30If she had lost the challenge, she had to parent the meanest kid for 24 hours, now she has to do it for two weeks.
29:35Oakley!
29:36Oh, wait, you know what?
29:37Actually, I'm going to go because I want to watch the tour.
29:38Have fun!
29:39Bye!
29:40Oakley, wait!
29:41Wait, Oakley!
29:42You got this!
29:45I got this.
29:46Where's my pizza?
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