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00:00where shiplap means serenity and subway tiles sparkle with timeless taste yeah this isn't that
00:07world whoa one woman will stop at nothing hey that's me to track down the ugliest houses
00:18across america who goes there oh she'll journey farther than ever before you mean like north
00:27dakota yes north dakota they thought no one would ever find them do you cry a lot i do
00:35but they were wrong let's settle down i mean they submitted their homes and the ugliest one
00:44gets a renovation from allison victoria she will come face to face with design disasters
00:50decode the dysfunctional what we have taken down thousands of dingle dangle balls every corner
01:00and journey to a milestone no one saw coming oh god our 100th ugly house
01:08you get too old for this and the ugliest of them all will be transformed by allison victoria
01:17victoria we pulled off a miracle we did it again i literally just said that
01:24so prepare yourself for the ultimate quest 15 homes five regions zero mercy hasta la vista bad taste
01:34the show has been rated h4 hideous viewer discretion is highly advised
01:39we'll always have paris wisconsin
01:42the journey to find undiscovered ugly has me heading to the great plains a land known for its
01:54vast stretches of flat grasslands first stop the region's western edge and maybe the most remote
02:01town i've ever been blanca colorado blanca colorado it is a small town with massive views
02:11i'm here to meet brie and see if her house should be considered one of the ugliest if not the ugliest in america
02:18do i let them out what is happening
02:33oh hi hello rhoda how are you um let's talk about this here house yes
02:42okay brie i'm curious what is this this is my castle
02:49it is your castle yes um you didn't build this castle no i did not this castle was here yes
02:56i'm brie i live in blanca colorado with my husband and three boys and we live in the poor man's castle
03:04my husband's a very quirky guy anything that's unconventional out of the blue is his vibe so
03:11this house was clearly right up his alley and when i walked in i was like this is more than i bargained
03:16for a little bit we're running solely off of a solar generator i have plywood walls i have carpet in the
03:23kitchen i have carpet all throughout the bathroom why do you need so much carpet
03:28watch your step
03:31dome this way
03:34watch your step
03:36what is this
03:43what is going on in here too much
03:49wait okay so what made you buy this house so my husband found it online and he was just
03:55obsessed with it the photos were awful were they i can't could you imagine why imagine
04:02because this place is mayhem do you remember what you put in the listing a lot of uniques
04:09you know a lot of artsy unique off-grid gotta come see it to believe it is priceless to me
04:17i'm scared to say what else
04:20well if you want to take a step to your right up those wonky stairs
04:25that goes somewhere it does
04:26you didn't tell me i was gonna have to hike
04:34oh my this hobbit space what
04:39it's a little steep
04:42yeah my shoes do not have a grip
04:44what in god's name is happening
04:49how am i gonna get out of here
04:51this feels like a giant hamster house
04:55can we talk about the fact that there's a shelf
04:59on a slanted wall
05:01we don't put anything up here
05:03you think
05:04i have so many questions even still after being here nine months i just have questions
05:09every day all right if we want to venture back down i don't know how i'm gonna do it
05:14that's one way to get down
05:19this is old school there's one little cabinet there
05:31one little strip of cabinet there
05:34that's the size of the sink
05:37i can't fit my forearm in that sink
05:40do you cry a lot
05:42i do
05:43i could cry right now
05:46i would be in tears
05:47every day
05:48listen if they ever start the most stressful house in america
05:51i'm putting your name in the hat
05:54so where to next
05:56the bathroom
05:58okay
06:00this is a weird
06:01i'm not sure why you would need this many mirrors
06:06he didn't want to give us a mirror
06:07at the sink
06:08just everywhere else
06:10help me
06:14the tiny cry for help
06:17please
06:19let's go upstairs and i'll show you the primary bedroom
06:24this guy
06:26and his carpeted handrails
06:29there's a doorknob on a sliding door
06:34you have a family bed
06:38yes
06:39one and a three-year-old so we co-sleep
06:40my nine-year-old is in this room here
06:42at least we have conjoining rooms but we have lack of privacy
06:47brie i don't know how you're doing it
06:49i cry every day
06:51i don't know
06:51okay well brie
06:52you are one of three semi-finalists
06:55in the great plains region
06:57you move to the next round
06:58you'll be that much closer to a renovation by alice and victoria
07:01amazing
07:02i'm going to wish you luck
07:05thank you
07:06get zen
07:06i hope i didn't traumatize you too much
07:09and make my way back down
07:10oh god
07:19that was mirrored mayhem
07:21it is
07:23madness
07:25and it's never ending
07:27appearance wise i don't know what to tell you
07:30because i went cross-eyed as soon as i walked in the door
07:34there was too much happening
07:36what was awkward about it better question what wasn't
07:39awkward about it there is no functionality
07:41anywhere the surprise was the stairless stairwell
07:46i'm surprised i survived it the great plains
07:50someone explain the plains
07:54because i don't get it
07:56the quest must go on
07:58400 miles south to be exact
08:01where i'm hoping to find some unique ugly
08:04in ransom canyon texas
08:06welcome to ransom canyon texas
08:09which sits in a completely carved out canyon
08:13with cliffs down to a man-made lake
08:16making it feel like a completely different world
08:19than the surrounding west texas plains
08:21i'm here to meet lena
08:24and see if this ugly house
08:26actually ruins this view
08:28look at it
08:31look at it
08:35interesting
08:38it looks like a digital dog
08:49is this metal looks like metal
08:56well hi lena retta how are you i'm great nice to meet you nice to meet you let's talk about this home that looks like a digital dog to me
09:06so what is it supposed to be
09:08so what is it supposed to be
09:10um
09:12robert bruno jr constructed this home he was a metal sculpture artist
09:16hi i'm lena i live in ransom canyon texas with my kids and my dog daisy
09:25the house is a living sculpture so not everything is functional
09:29there are no straight edges everything's round you see sweeping staircases down to
09:34these weird abyss like corridors
09:37i'm an artist and i want to make it an artist retreat
09:41but the house definitely gives ugly vibes
09:47oh yeah it is iron work city
09:53metal everywhere glass everywhere no straight lines whatsoever other than the floor but i tell you that's probably not even either
09:58you're safe you're perfectly safe i definitely was scared i was going to fall off this little ledge
10:08where to well i think this room first this i like to call the blue room
10:17whoa so no curtains yeah at night the light shines through the stained glass from the outside and this room turns a really amazing color of blue
10:27blue i need to be able to close my eyes and see nothing
10:31the bathroom is right up the stairway and there isn't a door so there's no privacy
10:37it's the bathroom to this room to this room to the downstairs it's very much a shared space
10:43so no those stairs are a no definitely taking taking a little tumble uh yeah at night
10:51i don't think there were plants it's a lot of just
10:56randomness what else are we gonna see you ready to see more curved windows sure yeah all right whoa
11:05okay the view i can get behind but this feels dangerous and then there's like just the littlest
11:14even this i was like oh yes yes dangerous dangerous dangerous dangerous okay where to next downstairs
11:28into one of the legs the legs holding the building up yes so this is a foot this is a foot this is a leg
11:36i would not survive this house there's no railings this is an office this is this is an office yes um
11:46robert is also with us here i know you like creepy things a little bit no i don't no i do it
11:53for the check i was like you know this is ugly it's not scary is right where's robert robert's here
11:59in this house yeah where girl where his ashes are down in this leg oh his ashes yeah that's enough
12:08of a tomb thank you very much let's head upstairs
12:17is this the snout the snout of the pig yeah or the dog the digital dog
12:22so that's the bow of the bow wow i mean it's not a lot of usable space right i do have questions
12:31about how the square footage was calculated are the legs livable i don't know if those should count
12:39okay so thank you for showing me your home and i'm gonna wish you luck do you ever slide down here
12:44i haven't tried that one no that one's a bit aggressive yeah yeah that was the man-made metal mutt
12:52overlooking the man-made lake appearance all i see is danger it looks like a death trap to me
12:58it's a death trap you want to talk about awkward a bathroom that serves all the floors were there
13:04locks on those round doors the surprise is that they try to make a room out of the leg of this building
13:11great planes that's a no for me dog
13:14there's one last house for me to see on my quest through the far reaches of the great plains so i'm
13:24heading 565 miles north to morrison colorado here you can find dinosaur ridge red rocks amphitheater
13:34and the house where kristen and mike think it was worth my trip up this scary ass winding road
13:51it is ginormous
13:55is
14:02hello hello hi rand how are you how are you yes we're doing well how are you i'm good did you make it up
14:10the driveway okay that is the scariest driveway yeah it's not fun my name is kristen this is my
14:16husband mike we live in morrison colorado in a funky house on the hill we found the house
14:21online looking for a place to live with the kids after we saw the house i'm like no way and kristen
14:30said she loved it so happy wife happy life our daughter and my son-in-law came with and when she
14:38said i can see grandchildren here i'm like done we're buying the house but just very unusual needs
14:44to be updated for safety reasons and it's just all around ugly rocky mountains pretty much yeah yeah
14:56all these rocks were from the property really yeah this seems like a lot of work went into it
15:04what's on this level because it seems like it's a very small space so i see a closet
15:10the closet we can go through that way
15:17huh okay
15:21it is not a closet just closet doors
15:29i thought it was a closet i mean then pose here so okay
15:35so this is our son's room right now oh boy
15:38oh boy oh boy oh boy yeah what's going on yeah we started doing some renovation
15:45our daughter was getting married uh-huh and after that we came to a stop a stop
15:49the wedding took that cash yeah and that was it okay what are we gonna see next the bathroom oh my god
15:56it's a saloon door it's a saloon door it is a saloon door yes
16:08what are the steps for we go we're not quite sure mike said the carpet was just when you get out you
16:13just kind of roll around on each kind of dry yourself off and then you go
16:17dry off that way i would be scared to death to use this bathroom
16:23i gotta get out of here where's our next room we're gonna head upstairs okay
16:30our kitchen
16:33what year is this piece from 1920s i think behind you you'll notice a lot of light switches
16:43and then we have a built-in toaster over there in the wall
16:50does it work we've not used it i feel like i'll hit a button and it'll go yeah and then all the lights
16:56will go
17:02were these planters it was a hydroponic room oh so we have a lot of water going through we have
17:11all the pipes six or seven thermostats just in this room alone those switches are so low
17:19we asked the owner when we first came he's like what do these do and he's like
17:24i don't know anymore he wasn't sure light switches and thermostats oh my which one controls the madness
17:31yes okay yeah next level bedroom
17:43what in god's name is this pit well it used to be a hot tub i can see the line where they filled it
17:51it don't get too close no sorry i don't know if you've seen the show i'm scared yeah yeah they
17:57said the kids used to jump off of this and like cannonball into it no hard no you want to see the
18:04bathroom i do glass door that's not private
18:09you guys this is crazy how old was the owner probably in his 80s where was he baby oh my god
18:23oh my god are you getting his feet what is happening that was matt the camera
18:33i'm stressed all right i'm gonna bid thee farewell and hope i don't slip through the cracks all the
18:44way out yes yes thank you for coming thank you for coming thanks for coming rocky mountain light
18:53switches parents it looks like the builder had a death wish my heart is actually still racing you
19:00know what's awkward 1500 light switches and thermostats to nothing i guess i was surprised by how
19:09dangerous it is to clean oneself in this house the great plains is taking great pains to give us the ugly
19:20i came to the great plains expecting to find great ugly and these three contenders blew me away
19:27but which house is ugly enough to move on to the finals great plains region your beauty stretches to
19:40the horizon but your ugly hides in plain sight and while all three contenders were ugly enough to make
19:46you run for the hills when the dust settles only one house will be left standing i would not survive this
19:55house it's between an off the grid multi-carpeted mishmash this place is mayhem a tetanus prone metal
20:04monstrosity i know those stairs are a no and a home where it's impossible to see the light at the end of
20:13the tunnel because you don't know which switch to use which one controls the madness here we are again
20:21on the road and i get to tell some lucky homeowner that they have the ugliest house in their region
20:28so here we go
20:38brie hi how are you i'm okay i just wanted to let you know that you have the ugliest house in the great
20:45plains region how do you feel oh my gosh i'm thrilled wishing you luck my friend thank you
20:54no problem bye hon bye congratulations mirrored mayhem you were a quirky castle that felt like a
21:02fun house without the fun but being crowned the ugliest house in america will be no easy feat because the
21:08quest into unexplored regions of ugly is just getting started and there's no telling what i'll
21:14see next coming up there's glitter every surface i'm afraid to touch anything because that glitters for
21:20life what is that well it's a great soaker tub i feel like you're looking for trouble the table
21:26waste a literal tongue is embedded in the floor i'm so angry right now
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