00:00All righty, a joke won't tell itself.
00:20Mekluha discovers a stack of...
00:22You wanna hear a joke, man?
00:24...only to find a million dollars inside.
00:26Frustrated...
00:27I'm all ears.
00:28What the hell is this?
00:29All right, so there's two stalkers.
00:33One vet.
00:35One rookie.
00:37Uh...
00:38How does it go again?
00:40Oh, yeah!
00:41The vet turns to the rookie and says,
00:44You see that tree?
00:45Go over there, but real slow.
00:48The rookie's all jittery as he walks there,
00:51and then the vet yells...
00:53Wait!
00:54What does he say?
00:56Hold on, I got this.
00:58I don't have time for this.
01:06You can save the ending for some other time.
01:09Aw, man.
01:10Look, stalker.
01:13I'm trying to get in good with this group,
01:15but we just ain't clicking.
01:17I'm sure you figured out why.
01:19Give me a hand, would ya?
01:21How about this?
01:22I'll go over to the guys, and you'll whisper a joke to me over the radio.
01:26You seem like you've been around the block.
01:28You probably know a ton of them.
01:33I've seen it for that matter.
01:37You know, that's the last thing I expected to hear.
01:40You really think a joke's gonna make a difference?
01:44Well, humor's a good way to break the ice with folks.
01:47It's not everything, sure, but one thing leads to another,
01:50and then I just might find someone to team up with.
01:53I'd rather have an awkward moment than end up dead in an anomaly
01:57because there was no one to get me out.
01:59That's my take on it anyway.
02:07Sure.
02:08I got a couple of jokes up my sleeve.
02:11Let's give it a shot.
02:13Great!
02:14Here's the plan.
02:15I'll go join the guys, and you head up to the attic by the fire.
02:19Once you're up there, we'll get in touch over the radio.
02:22Let's do this.
02:27How did I manage to break the detector?
02:51Where you at, buddy?
02:52Get up to the attic.
02:53It's right over here, up this ladder.
02:57Cool.
02:59Let's go.
03:29Well, well, just like old times, the zone's freaking out, the monolithians shoot whatever they see, and stalkers are jumping at their own shadows.
03:44But none of it affects business. It just keeps getting better and better.
03:59Tell me about the rookie village.
04:06Well, it's a village. Nice and quiet.
04:11Everyone knows each other inside out. We know who's good at what, who's up for the job, and who's useless.
04:18Everyone keeps an eye on strangers, mind you. If you steal something or hurt someone, you'll get your ass kicked on the spot by our war and supportive community.
04:31And no one's going hungry here, you know. This place ain't exactly Tiffany's, but it ain't the Pripyat grocery store either.
04:42You see, fool yourself. I won't charge you for the first half hour.
04:46Do you have any special jobs for me? With the appropriate remuneration, of course.
05:04As a matter of fact, I do. There's one cocky bastard. Goes by Wisp. Apparently he thinks he is the boss here.
05:17Poaching my rookies, trying to contact my suppliers.
05:20Right under my nose, too, as if I'm a goddamn statue or something.
05:26This rat is too clever for his own good. He'll end up with his hat, smashed, like all rats do.
05:32I want you to see to it.
05:42I'm in. Where do I find this wisp?
05:46Start at the pig farm. They say he hangs out there.
05:52Find out what he's up to, and then smush him.
05:56Sounds right? Off you go.
06:01You are large, you lucky dog.
06:10Tell me about the rookie village.
06:11Well, it's a village.
06:15Have a...
06:16And...
06:20So...
06:23Good hunting, stalker.
06:41With the horse.
06:46That's a job.
06:49I'm going to kill you.
06:55I'm going to kill you.
07:05I'm going to kill you.
07:05And I'm going to kill you.
07:06I'm going to kill you.
07:07Because you're little children.
07:08You're near me.
07:10You are large, you lucky dog.
07:25Straight to the point.
07:27I respect her.
07:40Seen of the ashes of the world.
07:44I'm with all the stars.
07:48Heavenly feelings flow into my face.
07:52Raising up the dust.
07:56Buried with the desperate tools of dark stars.
08:02Straight to shame.
08:04Still remember me.
08:07We can't hear this time.
08:10We can't hear this time.
08:37We can't hear this time.
08:40We can't hear this time.
08:42We can't hear this time.
09:47Good hunting, stalker.
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