Who Needs a Boyfriend When You Have Boy Cat?

The Dodo

He has a very direct approach to his mom's relationship questions ❤️ Sophie told us how her cat, Merlot is the best listener ever, and has stuck with her through all of life's ups and downs!

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00:00Why do you only want to come over when it's late at night?

00:04I've been trying to call you all week.

00:06All your friends are like, oh my god, you should date that girl Sophie.

00:09But then it's like, you haven't asked me to be your girlfriend yet.

00:12Why do you want me to introduce you to my family when all we do is Netflix and chill?

00:17And that's about the extent of our relationship.

00:21My cat Merlot has basically turned into my therapist.

00:25I found him as a stray kitten in my parents' driveway.

00:29He was in the hood of my car, and I was thinking, I have to take him in and be a mother.

00:35Moshi. Moshi.

00:38He always felt right at home with me. He always wanted to be held.

00:41We've just been like this ever since.

00:43Are you making muffins in the air?

00:45I've always talked to him, and he's always responded.

00:48Aw, he's very handsome.

00:50How do you feel?

00:52Okay.

00:53We moved together to New York three and a half years ago.

00:56I started talking to him about life and relationship issues, and I just realized he loved to be a part of it.

01:02You never want to put your car down.

01:05So it's like, what are we?

01:07And these men are blowing up my phone, wanting a piece of this.

01:13No, no.

01:14His dating advice is very simple.

01:17I don't know how much longer I can keep doing this and acting like I don't have feelings for you.

01:21Meow.

01:22I know.

01:22Meow.

01:23Meow.

01:23But I think he feels like he's being very helpful.

01:26Hello?

01:27If you pet him, he'll be attached to you instantly.

01:30In everything I do, he's just right there.

01:34Do you think that maybe I could just enjoy this?

01:37Like, without being stared at?

01:40He's been there with me through every breakup, every new job.

01:44It never wavers with him.

01:46Cheers.

01:48Yeah.

01:49That's what they all say.

01:50Cats are always better than men, even if it's a boy cat.

01:54Men probably wouldn't be there for me the way that Merlot is.

01:58We can say that.

01:59I know, but, like, we keep going on and on about this, and you keep eating off my plate

02:09and, like, eating my food.

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