00:00I feel like you did this once, Lorraine.
00:08When I forgot my wallet and I was at the gas station.
00:11Yeah, and you needed gas.
00:13You were like on fumes.
00:14Yeah, and I didn't at that point have my cards loaded into my cell phone yet.
00:19Yeah, I know.
00:21A lot of people still don't do that.
00:23But I needed cash, and I never have cash.
00:27And I'm always jealous of people who have cash.
00:30And I was like, yeah, that's a good idea.
00:32I need to do that.
00:32But I don't carry a wallet.
00:33I carry my phone, and my phone case has my stuff in it.
00:36And there's not, like, room for cash.
00:38Yeah.
00:39You know?
00:40But I like when someone has cash, and, you know, they can tip.
00:45They can do whatever they need.
00:46And that's what I needed.
00:46I needed tip money.
00:47I took my car through the car wash.
00:49So then my car goes through the car wash, and then I get out.
00:54And I take my dog with me, and we are walking around.
00:57And I see there's not one.
00:59There's not two.
01:00There's three guys hand-drying and, like, wiping down my, you know, the inside.
01:07Not doing a detail, but just, like, you know, armor-rolling things, wiping down, vacuuming, a quick cleanup of my car.
01:12And I'm like, crap.
01:14Now, I do remember being somewhere.
01:17And in this day and age, when a lot of people are like me, who don't carry cash, there would be a QR code that you could hold your phone up to.
01:25And you can, you know, send a tip that way.
01:29This is, like, kind of, I feel like started during COVID-y times.
01:33Maybe, yeah, yeah.
01:33And I'm looking around, and then I see somebody, and I go, hey, do you guys have a QR code so I can tip the dryers?
01:39And, like, we don't, cash only.
01:40I'm like, crap.
01:42And they're working on the car for, like, a good five minutes.
01:45They have to get a tip.
01:47So I take my dog.
01:48We're walking around, and I see this guy just sitting there, and he's not on his phone or anything.
01:51And I was like, hey, you got tip money for these guys?
01:55They don't have a QR code.
01:56And I'm like, I don't have any cash.
01:58And the guy goes, yeah, I always bring cash when I come to these things.
02:01You're like, well, can I borrow some?
02:04I'm like, dad, I don't need the lecture.
02:06I just need some money.
02:07So I go, hey, weird ass, but you have a couple extra bucks, like $3, so I can tip these guys, and I'll Venmo you back.
02:17And the guy goes, I got two fives.
02:18I'm going to use one.
02:19I'll give you the other.
02:20Okay.
02:20I go, that's great.
02:21Can I Venmo you back?
02:22He goes, eh, holiday season.
02:24Don't worry about it.
02:24Don't worry about it.
02:25I go, no, no, no, no.
02:26Let me Venmo you back because I feel really bad.
02:28He's like, no, no, no.
02:29It's five bucks.
02:30You know, just take it and tip the guys.
02:32It's good for them.
02:33I want them to have it.
02:34Which makes me feel even worse because I was like, I need three bucks.
02:37And he was almost like, three bucks ain't enough, son.
02:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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