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A rag-tag group of children at a sleep-away camp help their counselor overcome a personal crisis.
Morgan Roberts, a middle-aged adult in crisis, reunites with his best friend when he returns to the summer camp of his youth in Northern Minnesota. His troubles seem to magnify when he is joined by a rag-tag group of 10-year-old campers. Through their struggles they collectively overcome their personal problems and exchange them for one of the best summers of their lives.
Director: Christopher R. Watson
Writer: Daniel Frisch
Stars: David James Elliott, Grayson Russell, Ed Quinn
For anyone who has ever been in danger... of growing up.
Morgan Roberts, a middle-aged adult in crisis, reunites with his best friend when he returns to the summer camp of his youth in Northern Minnesota. His troubles seem to magnify when he is joined by a rag-tag group of 10-year-old campers. Through their struggles they collectively overcome their personal problems and exchange them for one of the best summers of their lives.
Director: Christopher R. Watson
Writer: Daniel Frisch
Stars: David James Elliott, Grayson Russell, Ed Quinn
For anyone who has ever been in danger... of growing up.
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00:00:00The Aurora Borealis, also known as the Northern Lights.
00:00:28It's one of Mother Nature's most spectacular phenomena.
00:00:34While there is no promise of a pot of gold, I can tell you that if you search hard enough,
00:00:41you might just find yourself a miracle.
00:00:58The Aurora Borealis, also known as the Northern Lights.
00:01:26Angel cake with a cherry on top, just got to take a moment to stop, from my favorite confection,
00:01:37your heaven's perfection.
00:01:44Peaches and cream, my darling boy, just got to say how much I enjoy your every feature.
00:01:55I just want to eat ya.
00:02:02Moon, beam, dream, light on my face.
00:02:07Thanks a picture of peace and grace.
00:02:11But the nose and all those curls, your mom and dad's little gift to the world.
00:02:22Calvin, if you miss the bus, you're walking to school.
00:02:27Ow, mouse!
00:02:29Shit!
00:02:31Get off of me, dragon breath!
00:02:35Incoming!
00:02:40How's that taste, you little monkey?
00:02:43Help a cat breath!
00:02:44I'm dying, mom!
00:02:45Another big shower, stink pot?
00:02:46Guess again.
00:02:47It's swirly time, bro!
00:02:48Calvin!
00:02:49He loves that.
00:02:50No, I don't, jerk!
00:02:51That's it.
00:02:52No more Xbox, no Game Boy, no internet.
00:02:53Hey, darling.
00:02:54Did you get the cereal with the little marshmallows?
00:02:55Oh, come on.
00:02:56Be good, Calvin.
00:02:57I know, mama.
00:02:58No tevo, no iPod, no sleepovers, no desserts, and no cow tipping.
00:03:17Tevo, no iPod, no sleepovers, no desserts, and no cow tipping.
00:03:24There has to be another way.
00:03:27I'm sure there is, Mama. I'm sure there is.
00:03:30Too bad for you, sweet cheeks.
00:03:39Don't mess with a kid.
00:03:47Honey.
00:04:05Honey.
00:04:11Oh my god.
00:04:15Morgan.
00:04:19Morgan.
00:04:30Emergency services.
00:04:32Please hurry, it's Morgan.
00:04:45Run.
00:04:47Run.
00:04:48Run.
00:04:57Run, stupid, run!
00:05:00Hey, stop!
00:05:02Fred, wait up!
00:05:04Wait up!
00:05:05Oh!
00:05:18Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha open!
00:05:20Oh!
00:05:21Oh!
00:05:22Deb?
00:05:23Oh, tell your mama!
00:05:25Mr.
00:05:27C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, you kids a sword and molasses!
00:05:57Oh, boosted!
00:06:04Hmm, Calvin.
00:06:07Open this door, I said, Calvin!
00:06:12Up on this door, Calvin!
00:06:15You're on your door, son, right there!
00:06:20Okay, Calvin.
00:06:23You win this time.
00:06:29Don't mess with the kid.
00:06:34Calvin?
00:06:36Yes, Miss Crapple?
00:06:39What did I tell you about writing on top of the desk?
00:06:45Is this a pop quiz?
00:06:47The answer to the question is, you will clean the desktops during recess.
00:06:56Now, you will all rise and recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
00:07:04Calvin, begin!
00:07:06Why do I always have to do it?
00:07:08Because I...
00:07:09You said so.
00:07:14This is for the Republicans.
00:07:19Oh, say, can you see?
00:07:25I'm just gonna come right out and say this.
00:07:33I think Calvin is becoming more than this school can handle.
00:07:38Believe me.
00:07:39We know.
00:07:40Sometimes Calvin's more than I can...
00:07:43She...
00:07:44We can handle.
00:07:46Yeah.
00:07:47There's only so much we can discipline the child.
00:07:50We just don't know what else to do.
00:07:52All right, baby.
00:07:53Well, I've been thinking a lot about this lately, which is why I called you in here today.
00:08:01Maybe.
00:08:02Maybe.
00:08:04All Calvin needs is a change of scenery.
00:08:10You know, some place where he can just run wild and get all that bad behavior out of his system.
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:18Well, with summer break beginning next week, I was thinking maybe you two want to consider sending Calvin to sleepaway camp.
00:08:29Sleepaway camp gives kids an environment to take on responsibility that otherwise they might rebel against at home or at school.
00:08:37You know, believe it or not, sometimes it's the kids that need time and space away from their parents.
00:08:45So, would you be able to spend an entire summer without Calvin?
00:08:53See you later, sucker!
00:08:54I'll get you.
00:08:55I'm sorry, Morgan.
00:08:56There's been a relapse.
00:08:57Now, there's...
00:08:58There's no imminent danger.
00:08:59But eventually, like it did before, the tumor can grow and the seizures may become more frequent.
00:09:08I know how you feel about chemo.
00:09:09But it's our only way out of this.
00:09:10You're gonna have to do better than that, Michael.
00:09:11Because I'm not going through chemo again.
00:09:12I'm sorry, Morgan.
00:09:13I'm sorry, Morgan.
00:09:14There's been a relapse.
00:09:15Now, there's...
00:09:16There's no imminent danger.
00:09:17But eventually, like it did before, the tumor can grow and the...
00:09:18The seizures may become more frequent.
00:09:19I know how you feel about chemo.
00:09:20But it's our only way out of this.
00:09:21You're gonna have to do better than that, Michael.
00:09:22Cause I'm not going through chemo again.
00:09:23I'm right back where we're still in.
00:09:24No we're not.
00:09:25It brought us five more years.
00:09:29And...
00:09:30And it's better now.
00:09:31How is it better?
00:09:32You didn't cure me.
00:09:33All you did was prolong the inevitable.
00:09:34The science is better.
00:09:35You know...
00:09:36Big help.
00:09:37Big help.
00:09:38Big help.
00:09:39Big help.
00:09:40Big help.
00:09:41Big help.
00:09:42Big help.
00:09:43Big help.
00:09:44Big help.
00:09:45Big help.
00:09:46Big help.
00:09:47Big help.
00:09:49Big help.
00:09:50Big help.
00:09:51Big help.
00:09:52The treatments are better.
00:09:54Look, it's still a long, difficult road, yes,
00:09:57but the alternatives are far more grave.
00:10:12All their dreams.
00:10:14Still ahead of them.
00:10:19Morgan, you're not just a patient.
00:10:23You're my friend.
00:10:25I want you to be well.
00:10:26And don't talk to me about chemo.
00:10:30Talk to me about hope.
00:10:32And miracles.
00:10:36What's the matter, Michael?
00:10:38You don't believe in miracles?
00:10:41I believe in medicine.
00:10:43And I need you to believe in it, too.
00:10:52I can't possibly know what you're feeling, Morgan.
00:10:58I don't know what you're thinking about.
00:11:00I...
00:11:07There's one thing I do know.
00:11:10I'm sure that...
00:11:13No matter what you decide to do...
00:11:17I'm with you all the way.
00:11:19I'm a man.
00:11:24I'm a man.
00:11:27I'm a man.
00:11:28All right.
00:11:29It takes a while to discover
00:11:44But you know he's always there
00:11:52Any pictures of him come
00:11:56To build the castles in the air
00:12:04Though I know the dream of the wrong tries
00:12:11With a round peg in the sky
00:12:17It's less than a time
00:12:23Michael, I just wanted to tell you that
00:12:31Morgan's decided to go away for a while
00:12:33And I completely support his decision
00:12:35So how long does he expect to be away?
00:12:38A couple of months
00:12:41Time and cancer are not friends, you know that, Lauren
00:12:45I know, I know, but, look, he left this morning
00:12:49He didn't, he wanted me to tell you because he didn't want you to talk him out of it
00:12:53Well, of course I would have talked him out of it
00:12:55Look, I don't care where he's going or what he's doing
00:12:58I know what's best for him, Lauren
00:13:01Really, I don't understand how he could possibly make a decision
00:13:03That's just it, Michael, he's not asking us to understand
00:13:05He doesn't, he doesn't need us to understand
00:13:09He obviously doesn't know what he needs
00:13:11I do
00:13:15What he needs
00:13:21Is for us to be here for him when he gets back
00:13:25I'm sorry, I'm, I
00:13:29No, no, no, it's not, it's not just that, it's
00:13:31I'm pregnant
00:13:37I, I was gonna tell him the morning that all of this happened, but I
00:13:45I couldn't tell him
00:13:51Speak of the devil, he just walked in the door
00:13:57It's Lauren
00:14:01Hi, honey
00:14:07You never grew up, did you, Sonny?
00:14:11I never made that mistake
00:14:15We apologize for any inconvenience our delay may cause you
00:14:31And on behalf of our flight deck, we wish you a pleasant stay
00:14:35Here in Minnesota's Land and Lakes, or wherever your final destination may be
00:14:39Calvin, you missed the bus, you are walking to camp
00:14:43Here's a file on all the campers in your cabin
00:14:47You got a real special group of kids
00:14:51Good, the last thing I need are a bunch of troublemakers
00:14:55You say, what, what you doing there, fella?
00:14:59Hey!
00:15:00Just wait and see her in, Ma
00:15:03Oh, hey, you blind?
00:15:05Oh, Lord
00:15:07Get back here with my cart now!
00:15:09You little red-headed pumpkin head, get back here!
00:15:11Oh my-oh my-oh my goodness
00:15:13Hey!
00:15:14Get back here, you little
00:15:15Oh, Lord
00:15:17Oh, jeez
00:15:19Oh, my goodness
00:15:21Freckle face, I'll hit you so much
00:15:23AHHHHH
00:15:24you leave that nice sweet boy alone you leave him alone thanks lady enjoy the ride kid
00:15:36one of your kids is a mute boo summers parents were drowned caught in a rip down off the coast
00:15:45of maine yeah found him two days later still waiting for him to come back it's over a year
00:15:50ago doesn't said a word since the aurora borealis remember that night been thinking a lot about
00:16:09it lately why am i suddenly incredibly nervous
00:16:18because you haven't done anything like this in 30 years you think i'm crazy yeah join the club
00:16:28so
00:16:36so
00:16:38so
00:16:47so
00:16:59new hops
00:17:18they were sorry about that i'm ryan tucker
00:17:23hello ryan tucker i'm your counselor this summer you're the counselor of apache that's right
00:17:35well big guy my mom wanted me to tell you that i'm not gonna get into any fights this summer or throw
00:17:42any temper tantrums and that i will not say one cuss word the entire summer look zyker's back
00:17:50up yours butt face
00:17:57because if if i'm good this summer my dad says i could have a water bed
00:18:04a ride
00:18:13oops sorry mister are you okay yeah i'm fine well that's good have a nice day
00:18:24cabin apache
00:18:24Hi, Ms. Matic.
00:18:39Get out!
00:18:41Announce me!
00:18:43I will not.
00:18:45I'll tell my father.
00:18:49Sir Charles Winthrop, the turd!
00:18:53Sorry, moron!
00:19:00Ow!
00:19:02Yeah!
00:19:05Have a great summer, kid!
00:19:09Yee-haw!
00:19:11Hey, careful backing up!
00:19:20You got a problem, Peaches?
00:19:23Yeah, your face!
00:19:25Or is that your tush?
00:19:29Oh!
00:19:33Oh!
00:19:34Oh!
00:19:47What's your name?
00:19:48What happened to Charles?
00:19:49I was provoked!
00:19:50Mom!
00:19:51I'm home!
00:19:52I'm home!
00:19:56Hello, Pooh!
00:19:57Mom!
00:19:58What happened to Charles?
00:19:59I was provoked!
00:20:03Mom!
00:20:04I'm home!
00:20:05Mom!
00:20:06Mom!
00:20:07I'm home!
00:20:11Mom!
00:20:12Mom!
00:20:13Well, you're a little old to be a counselor.
00:20:14You do that at home?
00:20:15Yep!
00:20:16And at school, too!
00:20:17Well, the next time you act like a dog, I'm going to rub your nose in it.
00:20:20Mom!
00:20:21Mom!
00:20:22Mom!
00:20:23Well, you're a little old to be a counselor.
00:20:26Mom!
00:20:27Mom!
00:20:28You do that at home?
00:20:29Yep!
00:20:30And at school, too!
00:20:31Well, the next time you act like a dog, I'm going to rub your nose in it.
00:20:45Oh, my bump, Pooh!
00:20:46What the heck?
00:20:47Who does this kid think he is?
00:20:48Hey!
00:20:49Need some help?
00:20:50Hey, I gotta drop a deuce.
00:20:51Your mama's a deuce.
00:20:52Hey!
00:20:53I'm going to find Charles, so you guys get this stuff unpacked and get your beds made,
00:21:10alright?
00:21:11What's a deuce?
00:21:12A deuce, Samson, is a nice way of saying poop.
00:21:14Sonny!
00:21:15Yo!
00:21:16Hey, uh, you seen one of my campers crying around?
00:21:17Let me tell you how we play hide-and-go-seek around here, Chief.
00:21:18You stop seeking, I'll stop hiding.
00:21:19That's no fun.
00:21:20Yeah, well, here's another hint.
00:21:21Get him salad in before dinner.
00:21:22Otherwise, you're going to be in for a long night.
00:21:23Don't worry, I got it all under control.
00:21:25Ugh!
00:21:26Ugh!
00:21:27Ugh!
00:21:28Ugh!
00:21:29Ugh!
00:21:30Ugh!
00:21:31Ugh!
00:21:32Ugh!
00:21:33Ugh!
00:21:34Ugh!
00:21:35Ugh!
00:21:36Ugh!
00:21:37Ugh!
00:21:38Ugh!
00:21:39Ugh!
00:21:40Ugh!
00:21:41Ugh!
00:21:42Ugh!
00:21:43Ugh!
00:21:44Time out!
00:21:45Time out!
00:21:46Ugh!
00:21:47Has anyone seen my Pepto-Bismol?
00:21:49Time in!
00:21:51Ugh!
00:21:52Hey!
00:21:55Are you okay?
00:21:56He's asthmatic.
00:21:57On the deck, Shrek.
00:21:58On the deck, Shrek.
00:21:59You too, Weezy.
00:22:02Now listen up.
00:22:04My nickname is Chief.
00:22:05I am your counselor this summer.
00:22:08And when I call your name, raise your hand.
00:22:12Ryan Tucker.
00:22:14Josh Plimpton.
00:22:17Calvin Murray.
00:22:19Boo Summers.
00:22:20Samson Hayes.
00:22:21Charles Winthrop is missing in action.
00:22:22This place is a pigsty.
00:22:23And I want this stuff picked up and put away immediately.
00:22:25And the next time I tell you something...
00:22:26Yeah!
00:22:27Yeah!
00:22:28Yeah!
00:22:29Come on!
00:22:30Whoa!
00:22:31Come on!
00:22:32Move it!
00:22:33It's going to be a long summer, Chief.
00:22:34Okay, gentlemen.
00:22:35This is where Crow Village will line up before each meal.
00:22:36The name of the game is very simple.
00:22:37I'm going to go away immediately.
00:22:38And the next time I tell you something...
00:22:39Yeah!
00:22:40Yeah!
00:22:41Yeah!
00:22:42Yeah!
00:22:43Come on!
00:22:44Come on!
00:22:45Come on!
00:22:46Move it!
00:22:48It's going to be a long summer, Chief.
00:22:51Okay, gentlemen.
00:22:53This is where Crow Village will line up before each meal.
00:22:56The name of the game is very simple.
00:23:03Neatness counts.
00:23:06You will be chosen in the order of how presentable you make yourself.
00:23:13Last cabin chosen will be the last cabin served a meal.
00:23:20What are those, Ryan?
00:23:23These make your hands stronger.
00:23:26Can I try?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28They're really hard.
00:23:30Okay.
00:23:35Like that?
00:23:40What the?
00:23:41Whoa!
00:23:42You little punk!
00:23:44Let's go!
00:23:45Let's go!
00:23:46Let's go!
00:23:47Let's go!
00:23:48Let's go!
00:23:49Let's go!
00:23:50Let's go!
00:23:51Let's go!
00:23:52Let's go!
00:23:53Okay!
00:23:54Okay!
00:23:55Settle down!
00:24:00Calvin Murray from Cabin Apache has grace.
00:24:05Go on.
00:24:08M-Y-A.
00:24:11Move your butt!
00:24:13This bite's the big one.
00:24:17I'd like to read from one of these.
00:24:20That's okay.
00:24:21This is alright if I say one of my own.
00:24:23It's my dad's favorite.
00:24:25I guess.
00:24:30Chew your food and chew it well, because if you do, your farts won't smell.
00:24:40Tough crowd.
00:24:42Calvin, that was totally inappropriate.
00:24:46You're so old school, Chief.
00:24:47That was awesome.
00:24:49Hey, there are a lot of people starving in this world, guys.
00:24:53And grace is a time we give thanks if we aren't one of them.
00:24:57Well, I'm one of them!
00:24:58Where's the freaking food?
00:24:59You!
00:25:00Watch your language.
00:25:02Here you go, girls.
00:25:04Yo, mama!
00:25:06Nimrod?
00:25:07Which one of you zits is gonna get popped?
00:25:12Cool it.
00:25:16Next time you're on your own, Calvin.
00:25:18Who ran over the dog?
00:25:20What is it, Chief?
00:25:21Hmm.
00:25:22Looks like chop suey, guys.
00:25:23Chopped sewage?
00:25:24Ah!
00:25:25Almost off the table, pal!
00:25:26It's bad manners!
00:25:27You do that one more time!
00:25:29No water, baby.
00:25:30What?!
00:25:31I was just teaching you guys some table manners!
00:25:32What?!
00:25:33I was just teaching you guys some table manners!
00:25:36Oh!
00:25:37Oh!
00:25:38Almost off the table, pal!
00:25:39It's bad manners!
00:25:40You do that one more time!
00:25:44No water, baby.
00:25:45What?!
00:25:46I was just teaching you guys some table manners!
00:25:55Hey!
00:25:57Guys!
00:25:59Outside, right now!
00:26:01What's the deal, Calvin?
00:26:02March!
00:26:03March!
00:26:05You stay here, boo.
00:26:07Oh, like, is it made of rubber or something?
00:26:09Oh!
00:26:10What now?
00:26:13There is such thing as a rubber tree.
00:26:17Listen up.
00:26:21Hey.
00:26:23We are a team.
00:26:25Cab and Apache.
00:26:27When one of us gets dumped on, we all get dumped on.
00:26:30Think of yourselves as six musketeers.
00:26:33All for one.
00:26:35And one for all.
00:26:38Got it?
00:26:41Yeah.
00:26:42Now just think about if you were boo right now.
00:26:44Cut it out, Ryan.
00:26:45Give it up, Chucky boy.
00:26:46You said I could play.
00:26:47Play with yourself, Cookie.
00:26:48Josh, what is it?
00:26:49That's a tick.
00:26:50That's a tick.
00:26:51He's cute.
00:26:52He's a blonde sucker, Bobby.
00:26:53Cool.
00:26:54I'm cool.
00:26:55Why is that?
00:26:56I'm cool.
00:26:57I'm cool.
00:26:58I'm cool.
00:26:59I'm cool.
00:27:00Why is that?
00:27:02Ticks have been known to harbor many diseases. Lyme disease, SARS, bird flu, meningitis, hepatitis,
00:27:14elephantitis, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea.
00:27:15Hemorrhoids!
00:27:16Believe me, you don't want to find one.
00:27:17There.
00:27:18Wow.
00:27:19This little guy can do all of that?
00:27:20Kill the beast!
00:27:21Galmen!
00:27:22Quiet down.
00:27:23Dang it, Ryan!
00:27:24Water pit.
00:27:26A new water pit.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28What?
00:27:29There are many diseases.
00:27:30Lyme disease, SARS, bird flu, meningitis, hepatitis, elephantitis, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea.
00:27:33Theroids!
00:27:34Believe me, you don't want to find one.
00:27:36There.
00:27:37Wow.
00:27:38This little guy can do all of that?
00:27:40Kill the beast!
00:27:41Galmen!
00:27:42Quiet down!
00:27:44Dang it, Ryan!
00:27:46Water pit.
00:27:50Thanks, Chief.
00:27:52And, uh, by the way,
00:27:55when are the maids coming in the morning?
00:27:58You're the maid in the morning, Charles.
00:28:00What?
00:28:01Every day, you're gonna have to make your bed
00:28:03and help keep this cabin clean.
00:28:05That goes for everybody.
00:28:06I don't know how to make a bed.
00:28:08Well, it's about time you learned.
00:28:10I'm not one of you.
00:28:12All for one and one for all, Charles.
00:28:15Hey, Chief, why doesn't this kid say anything?
00:28:18I don't know, Calvin.
00:28:20Maybe one day he'll tell us.
00:28:22In the meantime,
00:28:24no more video games,
00:28:25no more flashlights,
00:28:27and no more talking.
00:28:28You guys have a big day tomorrow.
00:28:30Now, everybody in bed, all right?
00:28:31Come on.
00:28:32Chop, chop.
00:28:35Good night, boys.
00:28:37Good night, Chief.
00:28:40Hey, Boo.
00:28:43Why don't you say anything?
00:28:48Help him.
00:29:10Help him.
00:29:12Help him.
00:29:14What a bed, what a bed, what a bed.
00:29:21What a bed, what a bed, what a bed.
00:29:23What a bed, what a bed, what a bed.
00:29:30Shut the heck up!
00:29:32Shut the heck up!
00:29:33Shut the what?
00:29:36What did I tell you about hurting people?
00:29:38Outside now,
00:29:39until I tell you to come back.
00:29:41You want to go to the infirmary?
00:29:48Let's go.
00:29:55I'm getting eaten alive out here!
00:29:58You stay put till I get back.
00:30:00Little faker!
00:30:16You're supposed to be outside.
00:30:18Eat me!
00:30:19I'm getting my bug repeller!
00:30:22Starting with you!
00:30:23Ah!
00:30:28Twerp.
00:30:28This is Josh's fall from last year.
00:30:44Hypochondria?
00:30:45Huh?!
00:30:46Ugh!
00:31:01Da-na-da-na-da-na-da-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
00:31:06Batman!
00:31:11What are you doing?!
00:31:12What are you doing?!
00:31:13I hate Chal!
00:31:15Explain that!
00:31:17That's what I'm gonna do to him!
00:31:19Well, that's what I'm gonna do to you.
00:31:21You better straighten up, Ryan,
00:31:23or I will swatch you all the way back to your parents.
00:31:43Come here.
00:31:44What?
00:31:45I wanna show you something.
00:31:53That is a fruit bat, Ryan.
00:31:57She isn't harmful to human beings.
00:31:59In fact, when you complain about mosquitoes,
00:32:01that little girl is the best friend you've got.
00:32:03She eats thousands of mosquitoes every night.
00:32:06She's also a mammal and a vertebrate,
00:32:09which means that she can feel pain.
00:32:12And just like when you were a baby,
00:32:18her babies need their mother in order to survive.
00:32:21All of nature has its place in this world, Ryan.
00:32:24Well, just think about what your anger can do.
00:32:29Hey, Chief.
00:32:30How can I help her?
00:32:34You can help her by never doing anything like that again.
00:32:49Sorry, Chief.
00:32:50Good night.
00:32:51Good night.
00:32:52Good night.
00:32:56Good night.
00:32:57Good night.
00:33:02Good night.
00:33:09Good night.
00:33:40Hey, brother.
00:33:46They're horrible.
00:33:49Yeah, they'll grow on you.
00:33:54Like warts.
00:33:58Are we any different?
00:34:08It's nice to have you back, Chief.
00:34:10Yeah, we had some great times here at Camp Thunderhawk, didn't we, Sonny?
00:34:17It's a shame we can't stay kids forever.
00:34:22That's part of my problem.
00:34:26Big part of me, which is I was a little kid again, you know?
00:34:30When I used to believe in forever.
00:34:31So that's what this is all about, huh, Chief?
00:34:39The Aurora Borealis.
00:34:43Never forgotten that night, Sonny.
00:34:46We were lost way out there in those woods.
00:34:48It's the only other time in my life I've ever been this scared.
00:35:00We were lucky they even found us.
00:35:02This may sound crazy, but, uh, I know it had something to do with the Aurora Borealis.
00:35:13I mean, when the lights came out of the sky that night, something happened to us.
00:35:20We weren't afraid anymore, remember?
00:35:22We knew we were going to be okay.
00:35:28I don't know, Chief.
00:35:32Maybe we were just a couple of frightened kids.
00:35:35Maybe it was just...
00:35:36our imagination.
00:35:44Maybe.
00:35:44But let's face it, Sonny.
00:35:53I need to feel like everything's going to be okay again.
00:35:57I need a miracle.
00:36:06Dear Lauren,
00:36:08today was a constant reminder that you can pack a lot of things when you go away,
00:36:12but your heart will never leave the one you love.
00:36:18I hope in time I find what it is I'm looking for.
00:36:22And it saddens me to wonder if you know how much you mean to me.
00:36:27The kids are asleep now, and I swear they look like six little angels.
00:36:32The thought of them waking up in the morning
00:36:34gives me the creeps.
00:36:36Herman, what have you done to me?
00:36:45Myrna, it's called pregnancy.
00:36:48Herman, you put the sperm in.
00:36:52And now it's Herman and Myrna.
00:36:54And me!
00:36:55See you later, grumpy monkey.
00:37:22Stop slamming the door!
00:37:24Good morning, Chief.
00:37:30Hey, Chief.
00:37:32Is everything okay with the bat?
00:37:34As long as you remember what we talked about.
00:37:37You can count on it, Chief.
00:37:39Thanks a lot.
00:37:40You're welcome.
00:37:42Don't slam...
00:37:43Stop slamming the door!
00:37:49Good morning, Chief.
00:37:51Whatever.
00:38:01What did you say, Chief?
00:38:02I said thank you for closing the door quietly.
00:38:06Oh, you're welcome.
00:38:06What?
00:38:22What?
00:38:22What?
00:38:43Oof.
00:38:44Wake up, little Susie. It's breakfast time.
00:38:58I'm sleeping in!
00:39:02Hello, Charles. You're not at home anymore.
00:39:06Oh, yeah.
00:39:09Now be a sport chief and fetch me some breakfast, will ya?
00:39:14There's a nice tip in it for ya.
00:39:17Here's a tip for you.
00:39:22That's what's gonna happen every time you don't get up when the bell rings.
00:39:27Now get up.
00:39:30Buster Williams from Cabin Mohawk has grace.
00:39:38Settle down.
00:39:44For health and strength and daily food, we thank you, Lord.
00:39:52Calvin, that was an appropriate grace.
00:40:00Honey, do you realize what you have Calvin signed up for?
00:40:04Oh!
00:40:12Oh!
00:40:14Oh!
00:40:16Oh!
00:40:18Oh!
00:40:22Oh!
00:40:22Ah!
00:40:25Dang you!
00:40:30Dead boy running!
00:40:34Ryan!
00:40:35You just think about what your anger can do.
00:40:40You're right, Chief.
00:40:44Say cheese, you little stinker!
00:40:52Down boy! Bad horsey!
00:40:56Wait up! I'm not mad anymore!
00:40:59I said wait up, butthead!
00:41:02Help! Help!
00:41:05Isn't that Josh?
00:41:07He's pretty good.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09Cheese! How do you stop this thing?
00:41:12Josh? Is that you?
00:41:31Where's that infirmary?
00:41:33Hey!
00:41:39You wash your hair like I asked you to?
00:41:42Yep. Twice.
00:41:44Your hair looks awful dry for having washed it twice.
00:41:53You're right, Chief. Most of all, you washed it once.
00:41:56Hey, Sport. You okay?
00:42:03Not really, Chief.
00:42:09Yeah. I'm experiencing some stiffness in my neck.
00:42:16I have some swelling in and around my anterior cruciate ligament.
00:42:22What are you putting on the odorant?
00:42:23I don't got any hair under your arms.
00:42:24That has nothing to do with it.
00:42:26Then what's it got to do with?
00:42:28Puberty.
00:42:30Puberty, my butt!
00:42:31Who are you kidding?
00:42:32You haven't been through puberty!
00:42:33You haven't been through puberty!
00:42:34Have to?
00:42:35Have not.
00:42:36How do you know?
00:42:37Well, for one thing, you don't even have any hair on your pickle!
00:42:41That has nothing to do with it!
00:42:42What are you putting on the odorant?
00:42:43You haven't got any hair under your arms!
00:42:44That has nothing to do with it!
00:42:45Then what's it got to do with?
00:42:46Puberty.
00:42:48Puberty, my butt!
00:42:49Who are you kidding?
00:42:50You haven't been through puberty!
00:42:51Have to?
00:42:52Have not!
00:42:53How do you know?
00:42:54Well, for one thing, you don't even have any hair on your pickle!
00:42:59That has nothing to do with it!
00:43:01Well, then, what the heck's it got to do with?
00:43:04I can't really explain it to you.
00:43:05You'll know when you go through it.
00:43:06How do you know I haven't been through it?
00:43:07Believe me, you haven't.
00:43:08How do you know?
00:43:09Well, for one, you don't use deodorant.
00:43:11And I'm thinking I may have herniated a disc, too.
00:43:14And would you believe I have a sebaceous epidermal pore?
00:43:15A what?
00:43:16You know.
00:43:17A pimple.
00:43:18Nice zit.
00:43:19Chief, what the?!
00:43:20Chief?
00:43:21What the?!
00:43:22What the?!
00:43:23I don't know.
00:43:24I don't know.
00:43:25You don't know.
00:43:26You don't know.
00:43:27You don't know.
00:43:28You don't know what's it?
00:43:29You don't know what's it.
00:43:30I don't know.
00:43:31I don't know what's it.
00:43:32I don't know.
00:43:33I don't know what's it.
00:43:34You don't need to use deodorant.
00:43:36And I'm thinking I may have herniated a disc, too.
00:43:39And would you believe I have a sebaceous epidermal pore?
00:43:42Nice zit.
00:43:47Chief, what the fuck?
00:43:50Hey, use that word and you're sleeping outside.
00:43:53Well, what the heck is puberty?
00:43:57I'll handle this, Chief.
00:44:01Puberty, Ryan, is simply the state in an individual's development
00:44:05where he or she is capable of sexual reproduction.
00:44:08Shut up.
00:44:21All right, everybody in bed, huh?
00:44:24Flight should have been out an hour ago.
00:44:26Are you going to play as a song, Chief?
00:44:28Not just a song, Samson.
00:44:30A classic.
00:44:32But only, only if you promise to go to sleep right afterwards.
00:44:36You promised, Chief.
00:44:37You had my work.
00:44:38Look, guys, if you know the lyrics, sing along, all right?
00:44:46Biff, the plastic wagon, lost his way home.
00:44:51What are you, Barney?
00:44:53Yeah, really, Chief?
00:44:54You got any Led Zeppelin?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Something like that.
00:44:58Hey, Josh, what you gonna do with that booger
00:45:08you just picked out of your nose?
00:45:14You better not leave it on your sleeve.
00:45:17It doesn't match your clothes.
00:45:22Booger.
00:45:24Booger.
00:45:26Booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger.
00:45:30What you gonna do with that booger?
00:45:35Let's sit down the terms.
00:45:37Booger.
00:45:38Booger.
00:45:38Booger.
00:45:39Better not eat it, though it's sweet.
00:45:42It's full of drum.
00:45:46Booger.
00:45:47Booger.
00:45:48Booger.
00:45:48Booger.
00:45:49Booger, booger, booger.
00:45:50Booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger.
00:45:53What you gonna do with that booger?
00:45:56Juicy, ripe, and green
00:46:00You'd better not flick it
00:46:03That would be wicked
00:46:05Just because of the scene
00:46:08Booger, booger, booger
00:46:12Booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger
00:46:16Booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger, booger
00:46:26Booger!
00:46:27Good night, gentlemen.
00:46:33No, it's not cheating!
00:46:40Good night, boogers.
00:48:26No need to hold on to this feeling, this feeling's all contagious.
00:48:32I thought I'd lost those summer days, like a bookmark without pages.
00:48:41But they came to track me down, I'm gonna spread this love around.
00:48:52I'm gonna smile at everyone for another day the sun will shine in you.
00:49:00And I didn't come this far, not to wish you all a star.
00:49:21I'm gonna smile at everyone, cause mama everywhere the sun will shine in.
00:49:28Hey Liz.
00:49:41Hey.
00:49:43Anything for me?
00:49:44Really Chief, do you even have to ask?
00:49:47You get more care packages than the campers.
00:49:51Mm-hmm.
00:49:52Hi Chief.
00:49:54Just a little something to let you know I'm thinking about you guys.
00:49:57Tell Josh not to worry, there are no nuts in them.
00:49:59Can't wait to have you home next week.
00:50:02I love you.
00:50:03Lauren.
00:50:07What is it, Calvin?
00:50:08When you're feeling something squishy and it's coming from your touchey...
00:50:13That's it, no dessert.
00:50:17Wait, come on Chief.
00:50:20I can't sleep without dessert.
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:22Alright.
00:50:25We'll see how you guys do the rest of the meal.
00:50:27Yeah, please.
00:50:28Go Chief.
00:50:29We'll be good.
00:50:30I'll be right back.
00:50:43Enjoy, fairies.
00:50:59Hey, you punk-faced sissy!
00:51:04Don't mess me up, you're a genius!
00:51:13Hopefully it's the last time we kicks the party!
00:51:16Ahhhh!!
00:51:17Thatadas are dead!
00:51:22Ahh!
00:51:24not pros
00:51:25a new
00:51:27A new
00:51:28Apachee!
00:51:29Apachee!
00:51:30Apachee!
00:51:31Apachee!!
00:51:32It's
00:51:32Apachee!
00:51:33Apachee!
00:51:35Apachee!
00:51:36Apachee!
00:51:38Apachee!
00:51:39Apachee!
00:51:41Apachee!
00:51:42Apachee!
00:51:43A pad Cheat!
00:51:57Hey, Chief!
00:51:59Hey, Chief!
00:52:05So good!
00:52:13We are a peaches!
00:52:23We are a peaches!
00:52:28Easy, easy, easy, guys!
00:52:31Come on!
00:52:33Oh, it's a gift from God!
00:52:35Cheese?
00:52:36Oh, yes!
00:52:39Yes!
00:52:40Give this pizza life!
00:52:43Pizza!
00:52:44Pizza!
00:52:59Well, the day goes by, they don't remind me of all the trouble you and I used to get into out here, you know?
00:53:04Amen, brother.
00:53:07You know, I think I'm ready to deal with it, Sonny.
00:53:11I got my mojo back.
00:53:13What do you mean?
00:53:15I knew I was running away coming here.
00:53:18You know, I just...
00:53:21I wasn't ready to face it.
00:53:26You know, the worst part of cancer is the mental part.
00:53:31It breaks your spirit.
00:53:34It's weird.
00:53:35You know, I mean, your own life isn't enough to keep you going.
00:53:41I just thank God I have Lauren in my life.
00:53:44That she talked me into coming out here.
00:53:49She knew I wasn't ready to deal with it.
00:53:51She knew I wasn't gonna find any answers sitting around feeling sorry for myself.
00:53:56So what made the difference?
00:54:00Those six little monkeys.
00:54:04And every time I look at their faces, man, I see their resilience.
00:54:10I see that life in their eyes.
00:54:12That's the carrot.
00:54:16They remind me why it's all worth it.
00:54:18I just wish I could take them all home with me next week.
00:54:21They're like family now.
00:54:23You know, Chief, you, uh...
00:54:25You can have a family of your own.
00:54:28I know.
00:54:30Lauren and I have talked a lot about it.
00:54:31I just never felt it was fair to bring a kid into the world under these circumstances, Son.
00:54:36Now...
00:54:42Who knows?
00:54:48What's so funny?
00:54:50I realize now why you're still here.
00:54:53This place makes you feel like a kid in here.
00:54:56That must be terrible for you.
00:54:58What are you talking about?
00:54:59You spent most of your time as a kid getting your ass kicked.
00:55:04Not by you I didn't.
00:55:06Come on, Chief.
00:55:07I mean, king of the dark?
00:55:08I mean...
00:55:09When were you ever king of the dark?
00:55:10I'm reigning king.
00:55:12Hey!
00:55:16Ha ha!
00:55:18Woo!
00:55:20Right here to the other side.
00:55:35Hey, Chief!
00:55:36Your biscuits are showing!
00:55:37Ha ha ha!
00:55:38Come on, guys.
00:55:39Please straighten up the line.
00:55:40Maybe Chief won't be so pissed at me if we get called in first.
00:55:41Why should we?
00:55:42I'll...
00:55:43Make your beds and clean the cabin tomorrow.
00:55:45What?
00:55:46Bye, boys.
00:55:47Oh, we need a snowy bed out.
00:55:48Oh, we need a snowy bed out.
00:55:49Oh, we need a snowy bed out.
00:55:50Come on, guys.
00:55:51We need a snowy bed.
00:55:52I'm gonna be gonna go out for a snowy bed.
00:55:53Oh, we need a snowy bed out.
00:55:54Hey, chief!
00:55:55Your biscuits are showing.
00:55:56Come on, guys.
00:55:57Please straighten up the line.
00:55:58Maybe chief won't be so pissed at me if we get called in first.
00:56:00if we get called in first.
00:56:02Why should we?
00:56:04Make your beds
00:56:05and clean the cabin tomorrow.
00:56:07All right.
00:56:08Oh, we need a maid outfit.
00:56:19It's gotten into you guys.
00:56:21You're tired of eating last.
00:56:23Hmm.
00:56:26Where's the chief?
00:56:31It's a shame he's going to miss this.
00:56:33Good job, boys.
00:56:35Yeah!
00:56:36All right, Calvin.
00:56:38That missed you.
00:56:39Yeah!
00:56:40Owned, owned, owned.
00:56:43That wasn't very nice
00:56:45what you did to chief, Calvin.
00:56:50Hey, chief.
00:56:51You missed it.
00:56:53We got called in first.
00:56:57Chief?
00:56:58Hey, chief.
00:56:59We got called in first.
00:57:01Chief?
00:57:03Chief?
00:57:04Chief?
00:57:04Is he going to be okay?
00:57:29Okay.
00:57:30He's going to be fine.
00:57:31And you know what?
00:57:34I think it's time
00:57:35I told you guys
00:57:36a little story
00:57:37about Sonny and Chief.
00:57:40A few years ago,
00:57:41more years than I care to admit,
00:57:43Chief and I went on
00:57:44a little canoe trip.
00:57:46But being the tough guys
00:57:47that we were,
00:57:48even though we went
00:57:48with a whole bunch
00:57:48of other cabins,
00:57:49we decided...
00:57:50are you okay?
00:57:58These seizures
00:57:59are nothing, really.
00:58:01They scare you
00:58:02more than anything else.
00:58:08I'm not okay.
00:58:09I'm not going to beat it,
00:58:15Sonny.
00:58:18You don't beat this.
00:58:25I think it's time
00:58:25for me to go home.
00:58:26I miss Lauren so much.
00:58:37I miss Lauren so much.
00:58:37I miss you.
00:59:07I miss you.
00:59:08I miss you.
00:59:09I miss you.
00:59:26I miss you.
00:59:28I have a collect call from Calvin Murray.
00:59:31I'm sorry, who?
00:59:33Tell her I'm in Chief's cabin.
00:59:37Yes, I'll accept.
00:59:40Miss Roberts?
00:59:43I made Chief sick today, and I'm sorry.
00:59:46I'm sorry, who?
00:59:48Tell her I'm in Chief's cabin.
00:59:51Yes, I'll accept.
00:59:53Miss Roberts?
00:59:56I made Chief sick today, and I'm sorry.
00:59:59Sonny says he's going to be okay, but it's all my fault.
01:00:04Uh, Calvin, I...
01:00:07I don't know what you did, but...
01:00:11Chief's been sick for a while.
01:00:14What's wrong with him?
01:00:17I, uh...
01:00:21You know, I can't really explain that right now, but...
01:00:25Sonny's right.
01:00:27Chief's going to be okay.
01:00:29It is not your fault, sweetie.
01:00:32In fact, I spoke to Chief earlier, and...
01:00:36he's going back to camp tonight.
01:00:38Miss Roberts?
01:00:40I found a letter Chief was writing to, and I think I know part of what's wrong.
01:00:46She's homesick, Miss Roberts.
01:00:49He wants to go home.
01:00:56What do you plan on leaving?
01:00:58After breakfast.
01:01:00I'll say goodbye to the kids in the morning.
01:01:07What about the Aurora Borealis?
01:01:09You were right, Sonny.
01:01:12We were just a couple of frightened kids.
01:01:15No, Chief.
01:01:17It was real.
01:01:19It was real.
01:01:49You were right, Sonny.
01:01:50I've been working for a little bit.
01:01:51I have out.
01:01:52My heart, Sonny.
01:01:54I'm loving him.
01:01:55Let's go.
01:01:56Oh, puppy?
01:01:58We're just a little too.
01:01:59He's gone.
01:02:00Yeah, he's gone.
01:02:01No, he's dead.
01:02:02I think he knows that.
01:02:03I am, your heart.
01:02:04Oh, the Lord, my heart.
01:02:05No, he has går.
01:02:06Oh, you're right.
01:02:07He's gone.
01:02:08He's gone.
01:02:09I was an old boy.
01:02:10No, he had to go home.
01:02:11He's gone.
01:02:12He's gone.
01:02:13No, he's gone.
01:02:14He's gone.
01:02:15Hey, Chief.
01:02:29What?
01:02:30Chief, come on.
01:02:32What time is it?
01:02:33It's time to go.
01:02:34Come on.
01:02:35Where are we going?
01:02:45What's going on here, guys?
01:02:51We're going to see the Aurora Borealis.
01:02:54And you're coming with us, Chief.
01:02:55Yeah!
01:02:57Oh, yeah.
01:02:57Sorry, guys, but, uh...
01:02:59I don't know, Chief.
01:03:01Looks like the canoes are all packed, and they're pretty much ready to go.
01:03:03Sonny, the kids are going home this weekend.
01:03:05They've got to start getting ready to go back.
01:03:07Are you over your mind?
01:03:08This was my idea, Chief.
01:03:11Besides, I don't think these guys are going to take no for an answer.
01:03:22Hey, Chief.
01:03:23All for one and one for all.
01:03:26Yeah, Chief.
01:03:27Sharing is caring.
01:03:29That's disgusting.
01:03:32See, Ryan, this is exactly what I am talking about.
01:03:35If you had been through puberty, you could handle this.
01:03:38Shut up, Charles.
01:03:45Only if you go with us.
01:03:48This is your journey.
01:03:50I'll be here when you get back.
01:03:54Hang on! Hang on! Wait!
01:03:56I forgot my dental floss!
01:03:58Go on that way, guys!
01:03:58You got it in the back!
01:03:59Ryan, put some muscle in here!
01:04:00What do you get?
01:04:01No, we're not taking it to you!
01:04:05Get out for the street!
01:04:06Oh, are we almost there yet?
01:04:09Yeah, Chief.
01:04:11Hey, you're the guys that wanted to go, remember?
01:04:14Yeah, well, where I come from, our boats have motors.
01:04:24What was that for?
01:04:27Oh.
01:04:28Thanks, man.
01:04:36Oops.
01:04:36Sorry, Chubby Chief.
01:04:37There's you.
01:04:38There's you.
01:04:40Yeah, that's it!
01:04:41Come on, baby!
01:04:42He does not know!
01:04:44Hey!
01:04:44Come on!
01:04:45Come on!
01:04:45Come on!
01:04:46Come on!
01:04:46Come on!
01:04:47Come on!
01:04:47Come on!
01:04:48Come on!
01:04:48Come on!
01:04:49Come on!
01:04:49Come on!
01:04:50Come on!
01:04:50Come on!
01:04:51Come on!
01:04:51Come on!
01:04:52Come on!
01:04:52Daddy, any ideas, Chief?
01:04:56How far can you swim?
01:04:59Are there any sharks in here?
01:05:05Sharks!
01:05:06Ah!
01:05:06No!
01:05:07No!
01:05:08No!
01:05:09I can't die now!
01:05:10Hey!
01:05:11That's not a shark!
01:05:12What the heck?
01:05:13It's a floating turd!
01:05:15What's the canoe?
01:05:16It's Sampson!
01:05:17Sampson!
01:05:18Sampson!
01:05:18Sampson!
01:05:19Sampson!
01:05:19You're the throng!
01:05:20Cool!
01:05:21Oh, Sampson!
01:05:21Sampson!
01:05:22Woo!
01:05:22Holy crap!
01:05:23Maybe he's on steroids.
01:05:25Come on, guys!
01:05:46Hey, Chief.
01:05:47Hey, Kyle.
01:05:48Everything all right?
01:05:49Chief?
01:05:50Hm?
01:05:51Are you dying?
01:05:53You know?
01:06:07Are you dying?
01:06:14You know, when my dad was dying, I asked him that same question.
01:06:22He said, nobody gets out of this world alive,
01:06:26and I don't expect to be the first.
01:06:30Was he right, Chief?
01:06:33Yeah, he was.
01:06:35I'm sorry, Chief.
01:06:39Thanks, kid.
01:06:47Are you scared?
01:06:52Sometimes.
01:06:57Don't be.
01:06:59My daddy always says there's a first time for everything.
01:07:05Wow.
01:07:10Holy cow.
01:07:11Amazing.
01:07:12Huh?
01:07:12Chief?
01:07:13Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
01:07:16You okay?
01:07:17Hey, guys.
01:07:18Wow!
01:07:19Holy cow.
01:07:20Amazing!
01:07:21Huh?
01:07:22Chief?
01:07:23Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
01:07:24You okay?
01:07:25Yeah.
01:07:26Hey, guys.
01:07:27Hey, chief.
01:07:28You must have fallen asleep up here.
01:07:29Sure is pretty up here, chief.
01:07:30Guys!
01:07:31Guys, look!
01:07:32Look!
01:07:33This is what Sonny was telling us about!
01:07:35Yeah!
01:07:36Oh!
01:07:37Oh!
01:07:38Oh!
01:07:39Oh!
01:07:40Oh!
01:07:41Oh!
01:07:42Oh!
01:07:43Oh!
01:07:44Oh!
01:07:45Oh!
01:07:46That's what Sonny was telling us about!
01:07:47Really?
01:07:48Yeah!
01:07:49Oh!
01:07:50Hey, chief!
01:07:51Come here and look!
01:07:52I don't have to, guys.
01:07:53I'm the one who carved it.
01:07:57Thirty years ago.
01:08:01You see, Sonny and I were cabin mates in Apache back in 1980.
01:08:05That's cool.
01:08:06We went on a canoe trip just like this one.
01:08:08Huh?
01:08:09Well, we fell behind the other canoes.
01:08:11Did you guys get lost?
01:08:13Yep.
01:08:14What did you do?
01:08:15Well, luckily, we had a tent and we had some food.
01:08:18And this is where we ended up.
01:08:21Weren't you scared?
01:08:22Heck yeah, we were scared.
01:08:25And that night, we're sitting out on that cliff.
01:08:30The Aurora Borealis came.
01:08:32Sonny told us about that, chief.
01:08:34He said it's like a rampart night.
01:08:36That's true.
01:08:37It is.
01:08:38But that night, something really amazing happened.
01:08:43What happened?
01:08:44Come on, chief.
01:08:45Tell us.
01:08:46It was kind of hard to explain, but we were sitting out on the cliff.
01:08:51It was really dark.
01:08:52We were scared out of our wits.
01:08:54And suddenly, out of the sky came these incredibly bright, wildly colored lights.
01:09:08You know, guys, it's something you're probably going to have to experience yourself.
01:09:13We want to do it, chief.
01:09:15Well, that's why we're here, right?
01:09:17Mm-hmm.
01:09:18Are they coming tonight, chief?
01:09:19Well, you never can tell.
01:09:21But tonight's our last night, and what if they don't come?
01:09:24Yeah.
01:09:25Yeah.
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:27Well, maybe you guys can try again next year.
01:09:31I don't want to go home, chief.
01:09:33I mean, come on.
01:09:34This has been the only time in my life that I haven't been grounded.
01:09:38Yeah.
01:09:39I mean, I don't want to go home.
01:09:40Seriously, it's so boring at my place.
01:09:44You know, guys, I think we may have to pitch those tents.
01:09:47Feels like it might rain tonight.
01:09:49My turn.
01:09:50Truth or dare?
01:09:51Truth.
01:09:52I'd see.
01:09:53Have you ever kissed a girl?
01:09:54Of course.
01:09:55Okay, my turn.
01:09:56You did?
01:09:57Yeah, so what?
01:09:58Okay, my turn.
01:09:59Truth or dare?
01:10:00Was it a French kiss?
01:10:01I don't know what kind of kiss it was.
01:10:02Did you put your tongues in each other's mouths?
01:10:03Forget this.
01:10:04Sorry, baby.
01:10:05I'm sorry.
01:10:06I'm sorry.
01:10:07I'm sorry.
01:10:08I'm sorry.
01:10:09I'm sorry.
01:10:10I'm sorry.
01:10:11I'm sorry.
01:10:12I'm sorry.
01:10:13I'm sorry.
01:10:14I'm sorry.
01:10:15I'm sorry.
01:10:16I'm sorry.
01:10:17I'm sorry.
01:10:18I'm sorry.
01:10:19I'm sorry, boo.
01:10:20I'm sorry.
01:10:21But I'm not sleeping next to that pervert.
01:10:25Safety.
01:10:30Oh, I said safety.
01:10:31Quit farting.
01:10:32I can't help it! The beanie weenies are killing me!
01:10:34Stop spitting in my face!
01:10:36Here, try this.
01:10:38What is it?
01:10:40Beano.
01:10:42Beano?
01:10:44It relieves gas.
01:10:46Oh, thanks.
01:10:52Cut it out, Ryan! You're gonna give me asthma!
01:11:02It's almost like this.
01:11:04We have to call them the smell.
01:11:06We got to call them the smell of the smell.
01:11:10Tell them to be little.
01:11:12It's the smell of the smell.
01:11:14It's the smell!
01:11:16Set them up, and scan them up.
01:11:18It's the smell.
01:11:20It's the smell!
01:11:22See you!
01:11:24Go!
01:11:26Go!
01:11:58Hey, Chief.
01:12:12We think they're here.
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:15Come on, Chief.
01:12:16Come on, Chief.
01:12:17Come on, Chief.
01:12:17I'll show you.
01:12:28I'll show you.
01:12:58I'll show you.
01:13:28I'll show you.
01:13:58I'll show you.
01:14:28That wasn't so bad, was it, Chief?
01:14:50You gave me every problem you had this summer.
01:14:55Yeah, but if I'd put them in separate cabins, none of them would have left here with a smile.
01:15:03Sad, Chief.
01:15:03This place becomes like a dumping ground for some of these kids, but I learned a long time
01:15:10ago, you got to put the colors together to find a rainbow.
01:15:15good night, Chief, good night, good night, good night, good night, good night, chicos.
01:15:29Good night, Samson.
01:15:31Good night, Boo!
01:15:36Good night.
01:15:38Whoa!
01:15:39Let's go!
01:15:40Whoa!
01:15:41Yes!
01:15:42Yes!
01:15:43Yes!
01:15:44Woo!
01:15:45Yes!
01:15:46Yes!
01:15:47Yes!
01:15:48What?
01:15:50Calvin.
01:15:51Oh, my.
01:15:52Man.
01:15:53Messing with the mute kid, man.
01:15:55I cannot believe you.
01:15:56Hey.
01:15:57Take that back.
01:15:58Good night, Boo.
01:16:02Good night, Boo.
01:16:13You gonna miss the guys?
01:16:15I will, probably.
01:16:20Well.
01:16:23This is it.
01:16:24Thanks for everything, Chief.
01:16:26It was the best summer of my life.
01:16:28Me too, kiddo.
01:16:33Hey.
01:16:34You coming back next year, aren't you?
01:16:35Yeah, of course.
01:16:36Somebody has to keep these guys out of trouble.
01:16:44Hey, Chief.
01:16:45By God, you made it.
01:16:46Hmm?
01:16:47Okay.
01:16:48See ya, Chief.
01:16:49All right, ya.
01:16:50No doubt.
01:16:51Hmm.
01:17:00Stupid.
01:17:01Pine Kong.
01:17:02No doubt.
01:17:04Hey.
01:17:07He's dead.
01:17:09Please?
01:17:12Here.
01:17:13He's dead.
01:17:14Dear Mr. and Mrs. Tucker.
01:17:17Dear Mr. and Mrs. Tucker,
01:17:21Brian did not get in any fights
01:17:25or get in any trouble.
01:17:29See you later, dirtbag!
01:17:37Or use cuss words.
01:17:41Or use
01:17:45any profanity this summer.
01:17:49So, if it's alright with you,
01:17:51it's alright with me
01:17:53if he gets
01:17:55a waterbed.
01:17:57He deserves one.
01:18:01He deserves one.
01:18:03Sincerely,
01:18:05Chief.
01:18:09Thanks, Chief.
01:18:11Ryan, wait up!
01:18:13Chief, you're worth your weight in oil.
01:18:15Thanks, Charles. You're not so bad yourself.
01:18:19Can I call you sometime?
01:18:21Write me, it's Chief.
01:18:23What are you new?
01:18:25I have my own satellite phone.
01:18:27Unlimited minutes.
01:18:29Hey! Will you call me too?
01:18:31Sure.
01:18:33We'll do a conference call with Chief.
01:18:35Cool!
01:18:37Friends.
01:18:39All.
01:18:41You betcha, man.
01:18:45Goodbye, you guys.
01:18:47Hey, Ryan!
01:18:55Thanks, man!
01:18:57Thank you!
01:19:05Thanks for putting up with me, Chief.
01:19:07Piece of cake, Charles.
01:19:09Goodbye.
01:19:11Thanks.
01:19:21Actually, Topcat.
01:19:23Could I run in front with you?
01:19:25It gets boring back here.
01:19:29It would be my pleasure, sir.
01:19:31From now on, call me Charles.
01:19:33Okay, Charles.
01:19:37Hey, this looks better on me.
01:19:51Hey, guys.
01:20:05You leaving without saying goodbye?
01:20:07Chiefy Weepy!
01:20:09Put her there.
01:20:11Ouch!
01:20:13Don't mess with the Chief.
01:20:15I've taught you well.
01:20:17I thought you will.
01:20:25Bye, boo.
01:20:47Hey, Chief!
01:20:57Hey, Chief!
01:21:03I'm going to miss you.
01:21:17Hey.
01:21:27What's you doing?
01:21:43I wanted to tell you.
01:21:45Yeah.
01:21:47Yeah.
01:21:51Hey!
01:21:52Sonny!
01:21:53I'm pregnant!
01:21:54Whoa!
01:21:55Whoa!
01:21:56Whoa!
01:22:11You okay?
01:22:12Yeah, okay.
01:22:13Can you wait a minute, Fred?
01:22:23My brother will be right out.
01:22:27It's his first day.
01:22:28Uh, nope!
01:22:30You know the rules, Calvin.
01:22:32Either you get on or you get lost.
01:22:39Well?
01:22:40Missy, Jack.
01:22:41Come on, Zach.
01:22:42We'll catch it!
01:22:44Now!
01:22:53Come on, Zach.
01:22:57We'll catch it!
01:22:58Oh!
01:22:59Oh!
01:23:00Oh!
01:23:01Oh!
01:23:02dedi
01:23:03Ha ha ha ha!
01:23:06Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:23:20The children hold the dreams of what will be
01:23:25they keep the flame alive
01:23:28They feel the love, it comes naturally
01:23:31And it's still in you and me
01:23:39And Mark!
01:23:41Set!
01:23:42Action!
01:23:43This is called, trying to give the director a wedgie.
01:23:46It's a very popular game.
01:23:55That was just a majorly atomic wedgie.
01:23:59You guys did not see my butt crack, did you?
01:24:01Each one of them have excellent acting faculties.
01:24:06What I'm saying is, should I already be in the water?
01:24:15Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
01:24:18You think I'm as funny as Will Ferrell?
01:24:20I was hoping Morgan was just going to have a good dog day.
01:24:29I was hoping he wasn't going to think I was a tree.
01:24:32It's more beautiful than you already are because you're so beautiful.
01:24:36The wire work was really great except for the, um, the harness.
01:24:46Like this, really hard.
01:24:47And like, and like this, really hard.
01:24:49Does it hurt?
01:24:50Oh yeah, because they got these things right here.
01:24:55This whole movie's just been, are we going to make it?
01:24:58Can we make it?
01:24:59Will anyone die?
01:25:00I'm going to show you basically how close I came to hitting the camera this last take.
01:25:13Okay.
01:25:18That was so much fun, the food fight.
01:25:20Just chucked Spam and Zebra Cakes and tons of little muffins at each other.
01:25:28This is the most disgusting moment of my entire life.
01:25:31I've done a lot of my own stunts.
01:25:55That was great.
01:25:56That was great.
01:25:57I walk away with some pain.
01:25:58I was in the air going, this is going to hurt.
01:26:05Are you nervous?
01:26:06Yes.
01:26:07Because what we're thinking about.
01:26:09Why is he nervous?
01:26:10I should be nervous.
01:26:11I'm sitting in the back of this thing.
01:26:16Oh, he was fabulous.
01:26:17He drives better than probably most of the people here.
01:26:21This is why you never want to work with children.
01:26:23Yeah.
01:26:24I have no osteo.
01:26:26Voice, voice, voice.
01:26:28Quiet, please.
01:26:29That hurts.
01:26:30That hurts.
01:26:31It's mine.
01:26:34You know, they're nonstop.
01:26:35Let's rock.
01:26:38And they come with a lot of energy, which is, you know, we have to watch the amount of sugar on set.
01:26:42That's it, Charlie.
01:26:44We're running.
01:26:45You are dead.
01:26:46No, we're actually like the bestest friends.
01:26:47Yeah, we are.
01:26:48Stop splashing me.
01:26:49Hello.
01:26:50Have you ever kissed a girl?
01:26:51I kissed a girl like 20 times.
01:26:52I've kissed my cousin before.
01:26:53Hold you, Willie.
01:26:54A bit more pressure.
01:26:55Let go.
01:26:56Okay, good.
01:26:56Making this shark as real and as deadly looking as possible.
01:27:08There we go.
01:27:09Dark!
01:27:10Dark!
01:27:11Dark!
01:27:12Dark!
01:27:13Dark!
01:27:14Dark!
01:27:15Dark!
01:27:16Dark!
01:27:17Dark!
01:27:18Dark!
01:27:19Dark!
01:27:20Dark!
01:27:21Dark!
01:27:22Dark!
01:27:23Dark!
01:27:24Dark!
01:27:25Dark!
01:27:26Dark!
01:27:27Oh, we can't die now!
01:27:29This is Big Papa.
01:27:30If you don't have my hamburgers, it's gonna be trouble.
01:27:35I like the bag.
01:27:36That was creative.
01:27:37Alright.
01:27:38This is where he gets his head dunked in.
01:27:41Action!
01:27:45Chris, how do you want me to get this out?
01:27:48We start with grapes and peanut butter.
01:27:51Equal snot.
01:27:52Mmm.
01:27:53Yes.
01:27:54Oh, that was awesome!
01:27:55That is so freaking nasty!
01:27:56One of your kids is a mook.
01:28:09Um, is a mook?
01:28:11That's the exterior of the set.
01:28:14Can you imagine that that's our cabin?
01:28:19I mean, that seriously is our cabin.
01:28:21Whenever you see the inside shots, that's our cabin.
01:28:24That's our cabin.
01:28:26Pretty neat, huh?
01:28:27Pretty neat, huh?
01:28:28Yeah, well, our boats have motors.
01:28:37Let's go!
01:28:42We need something to ...
01:28:45Oh!
01:28:48Ahha!
01:28:49Ha ha ha!
01:28:51Oh!
01:28:52Were you bad?
01:28:53Jet.
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