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Lorena esposa del taxista Juan Camaney, molesta por sus aventuras amorosas, acepta trabajar como modelo de un fotógrafo. Juan es implicado en delitos que en realidad cometen dos tipos que toman su taxi cuando él no está. Su esposa y dos amigos lo ayudan a salir libre pero al ver que sigue de aventurero, Lorena se casa con el fotógrafo y se va al extranjero. Juan sólo le pide que le envíe fayuca.
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00:02:02Oh!
00:02:03Oh!
00:02:04My love!
00:02:05Oh no!
00:02:06Oh no, no, no!
00:02:08Oh!
00:02:09No, no, no, no!
00:02:10Oh!
00:02:11No, no, no!
00:02:13Oh!
00:02:14Cool!
00:02:16Awesome, my love!
00:02:18My sweetheart!
00:02:19Oh, don't get so worked up, Hail!
00:02:21I fell asleep with the key, Stilson!
00:02:23That?
00:02:24Look!
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:26No, Chido!
00:02:28But come on, I have to go to work!
00:02:30I have to go roulette!
00:02:35You can't make promises you can't keep!
00:02:37How funny!
00:02:47My love, are you going to wear that shirt again?
00:02:50Yeah.
00:02:51What's wrong with it?
00:02:52I wear this so my muscles show down here.
00:02:58Oh, my love, you're beyond help.
00:03:15I'm going to wash the car.
00:03:16Well.
00:03:28It's not normal that I want his things.
00:03:29Yes, that's another one.
00:03:34They'll always be there, let's say your bouncedMAN.
00:03:38Ha, people!
00:03:40I don't know any of that anymore.
00:03:45I have to go counting one of them.
00:03:46Subscribe to the channel!
00:03:47I don't know, elf defender!
00:03:49Oh!
00:03:50What's up, cool?
00:04:15What's happening?
00:04:16What are we doing?
00:04:17He's here working hard.
00:04:19Hey, lend me a tlacoyo, okay?
00:04:23What's up, cool?
00:04:24A tlacoyazo, what's up with that?
00:04:26Stop gossiping!
00:04:29Cool!
00:04:31Don't scare me, you wretched monkey from the planet of the apes!
00:04:35Don't scare me!
00:04:36He doesn't want to get scared, cool.
00:04:39The thing is, you know I'm super cool
00:04:43for anything you want and can think of.
00:04:48I said I was craving a tlacoyo, not a meme-style street food.
00:05:03Chabel!
00:05:03Oh, what a load of rubbish, my cool guy!
00:05:06What a treat, my little Chabelita!
00:05:10What are you doing?
00:05:11Just hanging out here?
00:05:12Well, pass it on.
00:05:13And missing you.
00:05:17What do you want?
00:05:18Apart from that, what a mess.
00:05:21Nice and hot.
00:05:22Bring it to me nice and hot, however you like it, baby.
00:05:36Okay, cool!
00:05:37Okay!
00:05:37Nice and hot.
00:05:39Just the way you like it.
00:05:40Okay!
00:05:40With its little lemon and its little onion.
00:05:42I'll bring you the tortillas right now.
00:05:47Yes, yes.
00:05:47Would you like some dessert?
00:05:51I'd love to.
00:05:53A little dessert.
00:05:54A little dessert.
00:05:55Oh, give it to me on the wind!
00:06:00Oh, look at that slug!
00:06:02He just walked in and he's already giving it a hard time.
00:06:04You little taruja girl!
00:06:07You barely walked in and he's already breaking everything.
00:06:11I'm warning you that here you have to pay for everything you break.
00:06:16Don't scold him, don't scold him.
00:06:19If she's a poor girl, she just started, she's new.
00:06:22TRUE?
00:06:23Yeah.
00:06:24Is it new?
00:06:27It's new.
00:06:34Thank you very much, sir.
00:06:57No, man, there's no reason to.
00:07:00You don't know me.
00:07:02Neither do I like you.
00:07:04Where are you from?
00:07:06From Italy?
00:07:08From Scandinavian countries to the downside?
00:07:11From Holland?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14So where from?
00:07:15From Chico Cuaca.
00:07:16Ah, Italy.
00:07:17Know.
00:07:19Well, I'm Juan Camaney.
00:07:21I dance, I tango, I chew gum, I hit hard, I've got girls already on board.
00:07:25Shall we go to the movies?
00:07:27No.
00:07:28You'd better take Chabela with you.
00:07:31When I go to the movies, I just go to watch the films.
00:07:33and nothing more.
00:07:35Hey, hey, you're offending me, you jerk.
00:07:38because you are thinking badly of me.
00:07:40My intentions towards you are pure.
00:07:43Pure.
00:07:44No, all men are the same.
00:07:47Oh, old fence.
00:07:49That's how I like them.
00:07:51That's how I like them, rejera.
00:07:52Oh, dude.
00:08:04Wait, my hat.
00:08:07Oh, listen, they're blocking me.
00:08:09Oh, you wretched little brats.
00:08:11No, listen to me.
00:08:12I am the only one who scolds my children.
00:08:14Well, listen.
00:08:16Yes, they're grabbing everything.
00:08:17Don't yell at me.
00:08:19I'm going to pay for your trip.
00:08:19Oh, he's going to pay for my trip, he's going to pay for my trip.
00:08:23Oh, ma'am, ma'am.
00:08:26Wait.
00:08:28His little brat filled my cheeks with my...
00:08:30May your little lollipop fill with microbes.
00:08:32Yeah, yeah, you were never a kid.
00:08:34Well, yes, he was a child, but not a monster.
00:08:36Oh, dear.
00:08:37You must be one of those inhuman beings.
00:08:39who do not see the beauty of the innocent child.
00:08:41Woe to the innocent child.
00:08:43They're a bunch of damned devils.
00:08:45Okay, okay, leave it, Hermes.
00:08:49You're going to be furious.
00:08:50Ay, menti, pues, su incle.
00:08:52He almost ripped my ear off.
00:08:55He has a bullfighter complex.
00:08:57The good thing is he didn't try to rip my tail off.
00:09:03Lord, Lord.
00:09:04Take me to the airport quickly.
00:09:05My husband wants to kill me.
00:09:12Um, where can I take you, miss?
00:09:14To Reforma and Niza, please.
00:09:17Yeah.
00:09:22It's a beautiful morning, isn't it?
00:09:24Yes, very pretty.
00:09:27Ready to work?
00:09:29Yes, let's get to work.
00:09:35This one, well, and this one...
00:09:36So what, or what, or what, or what, what?
00:09:40That?
00:09:41So, what about what?
00:09:42Oh.
00:09:45Oh, come on, speak straight to me.
00:09:46What's up?
00:09:47So, how's it going, straight ahead?
00:09:49I'm feeling a bit horny.
00:09:51And I am Juan Camanei.
00:09:52Okay, I have a smaller one, I'll hit it,
00:09:53I already have a lot of money.
00:09:54I want to see if you and I can treat each other.
00:09:57What doble?
00:09:58Okay, here we go.
00:09:59Are you going?
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:01What?
00:10:02How much or what?
00:10:03Oh, look, it's just because the cap brings very bad luck.
00:10:07Just to cross myself, ten thousand pesos.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:11Like these.
00:10:13You go.
00:10:17You owe me a thousand pesos there, right?
00:10:18But it isn't.
00:10:20Oh, daddy.
00:10:30Let's see, what do you have here?
00:10:32There you go, there you go.
00:10:33Yes, there you go.
00:10:33Yes, there you go.
00:10:34Wait, wait.
00:10:35Wait, wait.
00:10:38You're getting close to Benjamo, just wait.
00:10:41Now it's my turn.
00:10:47Oh, dude.
00:10:48With which macho man?
00:10:50I'm cool.
00:11:07Chapis.
00:11:09Okay, so what?
00:11:09When are you going to pay me back that money you owe me?
00:11:11And I love you so much, my friend.
00:11:17I'm going to pay you, I'm going to pay you.
00:11:19When?
00:11:19Saturday.
00:11:20Already.
00:11:21Yes, you're going.
00:11:22Oh, hey, a girl was calling you, what?
00:11:23Her name is Chabela.
00:11:24Who works at the lunch counter.
00:11:26No, son, that cake is here.
00:11:28Oh my god!
00:11:29No, well, I'm letting it fall into my lap.
00:11:31Why was there no chance I could eat that cake?
00:11:33I'll soak it for you and then fasten it.
00:11:36That's messed up!
00:11:40Remove the fabric here!
00:11:48That Easter!
00:11:50Hey, cool!
00:11:51What's up, bro?
00:11:51What's up?
00:11:52And?
00:11:54So, what old lady are you hanging out with now, huh?
00:11:55With your boss.
00:11:58Don't mess with my mom, okay?
00:12:00What more could the old lady want, bro?
00:12:02Don't be a clown, cool.
00:12:04Don't mess with my mom, or you'll pay for it.
00:12:07Oh, wow.
00:12:07So how much does he charge?
00:12:09My mom doesn't get paid.
00:12:11Ah, that old hag!
00:12:13Okay, cool, don't be a clown, man.
00:12:16Look, stop sleeping around with so many women.
00:12:18If Lorenita sees you, she's going to tell you to get lost.
00:12:20I'm not stupid.
00:12:22I am Juan Camadey.
00:12:25I dance, tango, Basque, chewing gum, I stick, hard, I have...
00:12:27Let's do the lottery, bro, sell it.
00:12:30Yes indeed.
00:12:32Gentle.
00:12:33From America.
00:12:35Cruz Azul.
00:12:35America, Cruz Azul.
00:12:37What do you think?
00:12:38From America.
00:12:39Man, what do you think of Cruz Azul?
00:12:41Well, it's a tie.
00:12:42Cruz Azul is doing great, cool.
00:12:44Toluca, Puebla.
00:12:45Toluca, Puebla.
00:12:46Toluca, Toluca.
00:12:47Because of the chorizo.
00:12:48Angels.
00:12:49Angels.
00:12:50Against whom?
00:12:51You know what, bro?
00:13:08That?
00:13:09I'm going to give it to the dude.
00:13:11Dale.
00:13:18Don Chinde.
00:13:20That?
00:13:21She loves him.
00:13:23What does he want from him?
00:13:28Hello good.
00:13:30What's so great about them?
00:13:34No, well, what good thing could they possibly have?
00:13:37They are all the same.
00:13:40Seven thousand five hundred pesos.
00:13:43Don Chinde.
00:13:45The thing is...
00:13:46I'll have a chance to give it to him later, right?
00:13:48It's just that my wife...
00:13:52He got sick.
00:13:55Again?
00:13:56But your wife is always sick.
00:13:58Yes, a ball came out.
00:14:00A ball?
00:14:00A lump on the back, like a hump.
00:14:02He even sees the doctor in a flash.
00:14:04And he already said...
00:14:04No, well, it's because everything has gone up...
00:14:06Maybe they're their...
00:14:07Did he think?
00:14:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:14:10Cool, from now on it's no longer seven thousand five hundred pesos.
00:14:16The daily rent is eight thousand five hundred pesos.
00:14:19He gave you a nice car, cool.
00:14:20Eight thousand five hundred pesos?
00:14:21Eight thousand five hundred pesos.
00:14:22I'm warning you.
00:14:24Leave it or take it.
00:14:25No, with that I don't even think about drinking anymore.
00:14:27I won't even have enough for one large beer.
00:14:28Well, you already know.
00:14:30Leave it or take it.
00:14:31No, take it, it's on the tongue.
00:15:01Miss, may I accompany you?
00:15:04Please do me a favor and don't bother me.
00:15:06Miss, one moment, please.
00:15:07Don't bother me.
00:15:08Excuse me, don't get the wrong idea.
00:15:10The thing is, I have a photography studio...
00:15:14...and I need a model with her characteristics.
00:15:17But I don't...
00:15:18Let me give you my card.
00:15:20Think about it.
00:15:22And if you decide to do so, I am at your service.
00:15:31Don't you notice? Are you blind?
00:15:59I'm driving on the avenue, and the avenue has the right of way.
00:16:02The only one who gets preferential treatment is my boss.
00:16:05Deputy Pérez García.
00:16:07Well, you and Congressman Pérez García...
00:16:10...they're fine by me...
00:16:11What do you think?
00:16:14You shouldn't tell yourself that.
00:16:15The deputy for the different one.
00:16:20Look, you idiot.
00:16:22Besides the fact that you're going to pay us for the damages...
00:16:24...I'm going to give it to you inside.
00:16:25So many years of protecting my virginity...
00:16:27...to fall into the hands of a pig like you.
00:16:39Didn't you live in the Guerrero neighborhood?
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43On Rayón Street?
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:45Did you study at Ricardo Reyes school, sixth grade A?
00:16:48Yeah.
00:16:49With teacher Marín?
00:16:50Yeah.
00:16:52Come on, take a little walk.
00:16:53I recognized you!
00:17:01Cagancho!
00:17:02The Cool One!
00:17:04Oh, brother!
00:17:07How wonderful!
00:17:09Look, Jaime.
00:17:10The Cool One.
00:17:11My schoolmate.
00:17:13He was the one who gave me the accordions...
00:17:14...so that I could save the evidence.
00:17:16In addition, I looked out for the bullies at school.
00:17:19I was defending myself.
00:17:20No, right here!
00:17:21Hey, you bastard, do you remember our buddies?
00:17:22Why not?
00:17:23From the monkey, from the chinicuil.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:25From the hair, the slipper.
00:17:27But how can I forget about the hair and the slipper?
00:17:29That's so cool!
00:17:30What, what are you doing...
00:17:31We're shitting!
00:17:32How many is there?
00:17:32You bastard!
00:17:33In a change of trains and now you lend him bad hair, there goes the slipper.
00:17:37Disgusting!
00:17:37I remember.
00:17:38And do you know who I think about a lot?
00:17:40Do you remember?
00:17:40That girl, one who was really hot.
00:17:43Masochistic!
00:17:44We called her Our Lady of the Stick.
00:17:46Oh, wow!
00:17:47Who, who?
00:17:47Silvana.
00:17:48Silvana López.
00:17:49Silvana López.
00:17:50She is my wife.
00:17:53No, no, which one are you talking about?
00:17:54No, I'm not talking about that one.
00:17:57Yes, they did tell him, but...
00:17:58No, it was a chubby girl who was always following me around.
00:18:00One who used to buy me cakes and was cool, she lent them.
00:18:04And who knows what?
00:18:05Marta the charamusca.
00:18:06She's my sister.
00:18:09Look, you'd better just shut up.
00:18:10You're going to destroy my family.
00:18:11It's luck, talkative one.
00:18:16Be long!
00:18:18Here's the general!
00:18:19Be long!
00:18:20Be long!
00:18:21And you all stop messing around!
00:18:24I'll ease the situation for you right now, just wait.
00:18:30Companions.
00:18:32Citizens.
00:18:35It is a matter of special significance.
00:18:40We met with Deputy Pérez García, who has set the route.
00:18:46What?
00:18:47I gave the route.
00:18:49Which has set the course for a genuine and fair distribution of national wealth.
00:18:55Suck-up!
00:18:58Palero!
00:18:59Dad!
00:19:01Congressman Pérez García is politically like a father to us.
00:19:08Penalty!
00:19:09No, what do I say as a father?
00:19:13She's like a mother to us.
00:19:16Dragged!
00:19:19Suck-up!
00:19:20And so you can see I'm no sycophant, Congressman Pérez García...
00:19:27Dad!
00:19:40Dad!
00:19:41What did I talk about?
00:19:45Hello?
00:19:47Is the food ready yet?
00:19:48Yes my love.
00:19:52And how did my king fare at his job?
00:19:55Evil.
00:19:57Very badly.
00:19:59The situation is terrible.
00:20:02Oh, cool.
00:20:04My love.
00:20:06Well, I didn't want to tell you, but...
00:20:09What you give me is no longer enough for my expenses.
00:20:13We owe three months' rent.
00:20:15Two monthly payments for the modular equipment and electricity.
00:20:18And what do you want me to do?
00:20:20Okay, what do you want me to do?
00:20:22Will the passengers gain strength?
00:20:24No, but...
00:20:25Well, I just wanted to tell you...
00:20:28Yes, I just wanted to tell you, but...
00:20:29You come here to eat in peace and quiet and...
00:20:32Squid!
00:20:34Wasting food!
00:20:39You're the one who's doing wrong.
00:20:41Everything bothers you!
00:20:43What's more...
00:20:44You don't even pay attention to me anymore.
00:20:47I'm not listening to you!
00:20:49I'm not listening to you!
00:20:50When?
00:20:51Always.
00:20:53You don't even buy me shoes, dresses, blouses, anything anymore.
00:20:58How much are you selling them for?
00:20:59And that's to make matters worse.
00:21:02You even go to work on Sundays.
00:21:04And if not, you go play football and come back drunk.
00:21:08Now you're going to get involved in my sporting life too.
00:21:12No, no, no!
00:21:13And in my public relations...
00:21:15That can't be!
00:21:16To make matters worse.
00:21:18You only come at night.
00:21:20And you fall asleep.
00:21:22That's the last straw.
00:21:24Because?
00:21:24Forgive me, my queen.
00:21:39Forgive me.
00:21:41Well, it's just that...
00:21:42Imagine, you spend all day in a taxi...
00:21:45And then...
00:21:47Well, there are deliveries one has to make...
00:21:49Of things, of baskets, of passage...
00:21:52But...
00:21:53But what about tonight?
00:21:57That?
00:21:58So, what?
00:21:59About what?
00:22:00Aren't you going to Querétaro?
00:22:03That?
00:22:05That?
00:22:06Tururu!
00:22:07Yeah?
00:22:08Tonight?
00:22:09Go!
00:22:10No, you're not going to last, are you?
00:22:12Who knows, my love?
00:22:13You're not going to shout anymore.
00:22:14Because then...
00:22:15What is he doing to that man?
00:22:16Hey?
00:22:17Do you swear to it, cool?
00:22:19So what?
00:22:20Shall we eat?
00:22:20Yes, that's why, at night.
00:22:21No, my love, let's eat.
00:22:23Health!
00:22:24Health!
00:22:26Hey, my love.
00:22:27Who do you think came to see us yesterday?
00:22:29Who?
00:22:31My brother Beto and his wife.
00:22:33Oh, yes!
00:22:34And?
00:22:35Oh, they're doing really well.
00:22:37My brother got you a job at the company.
00:22:42Hey, what's that, cool?
00:22:43It's called Changuirongo.
00:22:47Changurongo?
00:22:48Taxi drivers' drink.
00:22:50Changuirongo.
00:22:52Changurongo?
00:22:52No.
00:22:54So, what do you think about my brother?
00:22:57Hey?
00:22:57Leave, go, let yourself go.
00:22:59I'm putting on a bad one, forget it.
00:23:01Forgive me, my love.
00:23:02No, sorry.
00:23:04So, what do you think about my brother?
00:23:07What do you think?
00:23:08I don't like depending on anyone.
00:23:11I am a taxi driver, I am free.
00:23:13Your work matters to me.
00:23:17Can I try your Changuirongo?
00:23:19No.
00:23:20No, because you'll get drunk.
00:23:24Am I getting drunk?
00:23:25The ones from the bra?
00:23:27Wanna.
00:23:29So what are we going to do, my love?
00:23:31That money was very much needed by us.
00:23:34Don't worry.
00:23:36Doña Ramona, the lady at the place where I'm going to have lunch,
00:23:39He's going to lend us the money so we can get out of all this trouble.
00:23:42And we're going out.
00:23:44And why?
00:23:45Because she's a lady...
00:23:46Chira, chira, chira!
00:23:48He's going to lend us the money and we'll get out of all the trouble we have, and that's it.
00:23:53Well.
00:23:55I'm going to the kitchen, okay?
00:23:56I'll bring you a little coffee.
00:24:02Doña Ramona swallowed the lie.
00:24:06Oh, dude.
00:24:10The knobs got smaller.
00:24:15How is my queen?
00:24:21Very well, sir.
00:24:22Thank you.
00:24:22You don't say, sir.
00:24:26What, sir?
00:24:27Tell me...
00:24:28My king, daddy, my little one, medallion.
00:24:37Shall we go to the movies?
00:24:38No, I already told him no.
00:24:42Cool.
00:24:43Your wife is speaking to you.
00:24:47What do you think?
00:24:50The one who's talking to me right now,
00:24:51She's not my wife, she's my sister.
00:24:53my sister.
00:24:55We always joke around like this.
00:24:56Hey, tell that guy your wife is talking.
00:24:58But that's not true, she's my sister.
00:24:59I?
00:25:00I?
00:25:00Do you think I'm going to get married?
00:25:01Please.
00:25:02If my joy is noticeable, please.
00:25:05I...
00:25:06Ah.
00:25:07Do you doubt me?
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:09No, no, right doubts?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12Come here.
00:25:17I'm going to prove to you that I'm not lying.
00:25:18She's my sister, I'm not married.
00:25:21Hey sister, what's up, sis?
00:25:25Why are you talking to me here, sister?
00:25:26Hey Chido, are you crazy or drunk or what?
00:25:32Hey, my love, what happened?
00:25:35Did that lady lend you the money?
00:25:37Yes, I already told you yes, sister.
00:25:39That's why I came, that's why I came.
00:25:41My love, forgive me, but the debt collectors are driving me crazy.
00:25:47Hey, my love, are you coming home early tonight?
00:25:53I've prepared a fantastic dinner for you.
00:25:56And I hope you'll bring the dessert.
00:25:59You know, sister, dessert, well, I'm here.
00:26:03Hey?
00:26:04Yeah.
00:26:05Buy a Chevez, for my boss.
00:26:08Our old lady is a real sucker.
00:26:10Yeah.
00:26:11Come on, and a touch.
00:26:14Well, those are his hobbies.
00:26:15Okay, so you can have a happy time.
00:26:17Alright, little sister.
00:26:18That's how we have to be good children.
00:26:20Goodbye, sister.
00:26:26If that didn't convince you, well, I don't know what will.
00:26:29No, of course.
00:26:31Isn't that right?
00:26:32Are we all going to the movies?
00:26:33Not today, Sofia.
00:26:35Tomorrow, yes.
00:26:35That's right!
00:26:36That's right!
00:26:37That's right!
00:26:37That's right!
00:26:39And the verse of the song, we will all dance, that great party.
00:26:57Valedores is the party, if you dance it, you're a champion.
00:27:06Valedores is the party, if you dance it, you're a champion.
00:27:15Valedores is the party, if you dance it, you're a champion.
00:27:24Valedores is the party, if you dance it, you're a champion.
00:27:54Silence, please, silence, silence, silence, please.
00:28:00Now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the poet of love, the poet of passion,
00:28:07to the poet of refined eroticism, the extraordinary Elviglio Vergara.
00:28:13They sold it to me like a cowboy.
00:28:15Ladies and gentlemen, it is a true and profound honor for me
00:28:26to address you with this poetic message
00:28:30that moves me to metaphysical levels.
00:28:35That guy is totally tripping!
00:28:39Shut your mouth!
00:28:40Shut your mouth!
00:28:41Shut your mouth!
00:28:42Shut your mouth!
00:28:44Shut up! Shut up, you damned Indians!
00:28:46They know him from culture, from intellectual culture.
00:28:50I, I, I'm going to show you what it's like to go.
00:28:52I'm going to translate what the ventriloquist monkey says there.
00:28:55Shut your mouth!
00:28:58Hello, teachers!
00:29:01Excuse me, is your last name Vergara?
00:29:07Yes sir.
00:29:08Yes, indeed.
00:29:10Vergara?
00:29:11Vergara!
00:29:12Wouldn't you like to sit down and have a drink with us?
00:29:15Go ahead, dude...
00:29:16No, no, sir, with all due respect, the gentleman is a poet.
00:29:22I am a poet.
00:29:24Which means he is also the son of a poet.
00:29:28God, no.
00:29:30Poet.
00:29:32Poetess, I'm going to make you comfortable if you don't start because I'm going to translate for you in my four hours.
00:29:36You are foam.
00:29:38I am a sea that trusts in its anger.
00:29:42You're a strawberry.
00:29:44Me here, the master of the key room.
00:29:47Are you making me cry?
00:29:49Are you making me cry?
00:29:51Well, one day I'll make you cry too.
00:29:55Are you going to make me suck?
00:29:57Are you going to make me suck?
00:29:58But one day I'll make you suck too.
00:30:01Will I make you cry?
00:30:02Will I make you suck?
00:30:03Will I make you cry?
00:30:04Ah, me too.
00:30:04And then when you too surrendered.
00:30:07When you too.
00:30:08I offer you my whole life.
00:30:10And asking forgiveness at my feet.
00:30:13Because my anger is untamable in its excesses.
00:30:16Mine too.
00:30:17Do you know what I'll do in those moments of outrage?
00:30:19Do you know what I'll do in those moments of outrage?
00:30:23To rip out your heart and eat it.
00:30:28With kisses.
00:30:29Bravo!
00:30:36Bravo!
00:30:41Good, Arnaldo.
00:30:43Bravo, my king!
00:30:44Bravo!
00:30:45You looked beautiful.
00:30:48Oh!
00:30:53Oh!
00:31:01I have so little shit!
00:31:04Why, Chirito?
00:31:06Well, it's just that...
00:31:08I'm here, having a great time, and my wife is at home...
00:31:13alone...
00:31:16the thing is...
00:31:18Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
00:31:31I got tired of begging him...
00:31:36I got tired of telling him...
00:31:40that I without her...
00:31:42We'll leave you with the...
00:31:44She refused to listen to me anymore...
00:31:49if her lips opened...
00:31:52It was bearable...
00:31:55I don't love you anymore...
00:31:56They made me...
00:31:57I understood that my life...
00:32:01I was losing a friend...
00:32:05deep and black...
00:32:06I'm not going to look at you...
00:32:09She already gave me what I needed...
00:32:13Malizo style...
00:32:16that they...
00:32:17They made me...
00:32:18They made me...
00:32:22They made me...
00:32:24They made me...
00:32:26I...
00:32:27Ahhh!
00:32:42Well.
00:32:44Sir, perhaps you don't remember me.
00:32:49But the other day I ran into him on the street,
00:32:52He gave me a card
00:32:53And he told me he had a job for me.
00:32:55Of course I remember her.
00:32:59Yes, but you need to come to my studio
00:33:01so that we can talk in person.
00:33:03What time could I expect her?
00:33:05Good.
00:33:06See you later.
00:33:10Okay, Lorena.
00:33:14Now let's see the result
00:33:15after so many months of rehearsals and work.
00:33:25Applause!
00:33:26Applause!
00:33:27Applause!
00:33:28Thanks for watching the video.
00:33:58Thanks for watching the video.
00:34:28Excuse me, how old is your kid, your baby?
00:34:33Four months.
00:34:36So what? Shall I get you a little coffee?
00:34:38If you would do me a favor.
00:34:40With or without milk?
00:34:41With milk?
00:34:45OK that's fine.
00:34:48Cool, what's up?
00:34:50No, you're not going to believe me, are you?
00:34:52But her sprinkle invited me to breakfast.
00:34:54Oh, don't be a clown.
00:34:58So what? Who is he looking for?
00:34:59To Mrs. Ramona.
00:35:01Don't be a liar, Chido.
00:35:03I've already seen you chasing after Dionisia.
00:35:05Who?
00:35:06You?
00:35:06I?
00:35:07Yes, you.
00:35:07Please.
00:35:08Oh, you'll see it later.
00:35:10Well, honestly, yes.
00:35:11Well yes.
00:35:11Talk to him, won't you?
00:35:12Well, you're going now.
00:35:13Okay.
00:35:14Oh, you know what?
00:35:15That?
00:35:15If you want good milk, buy it from Don Martín.
00:35:18The one from the dairy.
00:35:19Because?
00:35:19You are from Zacatecas.
00:35:21Bald old beggar.
00:35:22What were you looking for, sir?
00:35:28Why, sir?
00:35:30Because?
00:35:31We're going to treat each other with trust now.
00:35:35Don't bend down, please, will you?
00:35:38Chando, scratching the walls.
00:35:41A little loosening, a little loosening.
00:35:45No.
00:35:46Why not?
00:35:46I want to go out in white.
00:35:48I swear I'll wrap her in a sheet.
00:35:50Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:35:51Have you never had the right to play doctor or anything like that, like playing daddy or mommy?
00:36:02What do you think?
00:36:03I have never done it and I will never do it again.
00:36:07See?
00:36:08Let's go to the movies, shall we?
00:36:10Okay, but don't send it, okay?
00:36:13No.
00:36:13Because I stop it.
00:36:14Well, that's what I want.
00:36:16Yeah, you jerk?
00:36:19Oh, when is it?
00:36:21The green chili, memoirs of a Mexican.
00:36:25Siriano.
00:36:26No, it's better to call it suspenders.
00:36:40Yoni.
00:36:40As?
00:36:41Can I have some of your popcorn?
00:36:46Yeah, cool.
00:36:47Clear.
00:36:47Oh, Maria.
00:36:58How many things have you been through?
00:37:02Races, accidents.
00:37:04If you want, you can have some of my popcorn too, okay?
00:37:11So, I take yours and you take mine, right?
00:37:15But, isn't Emilieto perfectly round, Mom?
00:37:19Our fear.
00:37:22Our fear.
00:37:23You're such a great guy, you know?
00:37:25How much, Maria?
00:37:27My God.
00:37:30Be quiet!
00:37:31Be quiet!
00:37:32Be quiet!
00:37:32Be quiet!
00:37:32Be quiet!
00:37:33Be quiet!
00:37:35Be quiet!
00:37:37What happened?
00:37:37Your popcorn.
00:37:38My popcorn?
00:37:39That?
00:37:40It has a worm.
00:37:41A worm?
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:42You know, I already have to pay him.
00:37:53But where are we going?
00:37:55Night fell.
00:37:57Yes, it's late, but there were a ton of detours on the ring road and I had to go this way.
00:38:04But don't worry, my queen.
00:38:06We'll be there soon.
00:38:08Desmas, a little while longer, my little one.
00:38:10Just a little while longer.
00:38:34Be quiet!
00:39:12Last night you tried to make me believe that was Chapultepec Lake.
00:39:18Oh, oh, oh! Watch out!
00:39:21Oh! Dosquén, my soul!
00:39:23How beautiful the sea is! I've never seen anything like it!
00:39:28Come, Ares!
00:39:42Now then, my queen, here we are in Acapulco.
00:39:49The first thing I'm going to take you to see is the diving and the cliff.
00:39:55Then, the mud pit.
00:39:58And then let's go along the small coast, no, better yet, along the big coast.
00:40:03A walk along the Bocana.
00:40:05In short, we're going to end up in the Tres Palos lagoon.
00:40:09In other words, the lagoon of illusions.
00:40:15Oh, oh, mom! Oh, oh, oh! Something!
00:40:20No! Subscribe!
00:40:22What's wrong, my love? Where? Where did it bite you?
00:40:25A quickie! Something bit you!
00:40:26Oh no! Where! Save me!
00:40:27No, nothing! Save me!
00:40:28No, sir! Oh no! You're going to beat me!
00:40:30Oh no! Oh no! Save me!
00:40:32Save me! Something stung you! Oh, Mom!
00:40:35Did you see what stung you, dude?
00:40:42Oh, a water snake sent it to me in my lollipop!
00:40:47You don't say "he/she sent it to me", you say "it's mine".
00:40:50No, he pees on me and I'll break his...
00:40:52Let's see if you can learn how to speak in front of a lady.
00:41:00Thumb!
00:41:01Thumb!
00:41:05Tell me, Don Chente, what's up with the cool guy?
00:41:09I haven't heard from him since yesterday.
00:41:11No, Lorenita.
00:41:14I have no idea where he could be.
00:41:16Don't worry, I'm concerned too.
00:41:21Good.
00:41:29See, dude, that's what happens when you're messing around?
00:41:32What am I going to say to Doña Ramona now?
00:41:34How am I going to justify the two days I was absent?
00:41:38I know.
00:41:39That?
00:41:40I've got it now.
00:41:42We're going to tell them we were kidnapped.
00:41:44Were we kidnapped?
00:41:45Clear!
00:41:46We were grabbed by one of those bearded terrorists...
00:41:49...and they caught us...
00:41:50...and that they locked us up on bread and water for two days...
00:41:53...and that Leo and Alan apologized to us...
00:41:55...because they said...
00:41:55...oh, these aren't the ones we were looking for, kidnapped.
00:41:59That's what I like, my love!
00:42:01Is it there?
00:42:02Is it there?
00:42:02Is it there?
00:42:03No, man, Mr. Chentegruesos.
00:42:22Those guys have long beards.
00:42:24Long ones!
00:42:25No, Santa Claus.
00:42:27But no, man, it was worth more.
00:42:28Budos!
00:42:29Terrorists!
00:42:31The bugle, what?
00:42:33They dressed him up as a charro!
00:42:37No, Ricardo.
00:42:39Do you know what happened?
00:42:40That?
00:42:40I was in luck because I was on a corner, I got out, opened the door and...
00:42:45Oh, dude!
00:42:46What, what, what?
00:42:46I grabbed five.
00:42:48Five?
00:42:48Five fingers with the damn door.
00:42:50Oh no, they stayed like that!
00:42:51But then what about Dionisia?
00:42:53That?
00:42:54Dionisia, you're fantastic!
00:42:56And what about Lorenita?
00:42:57She's hot too, but she's my mom.
00:42:59No, no, no.
00:43:00I mean, he's going to be mad, cool.
00:43:01No, why would he get angry?
00:43:02I'm not going to tell her, 'Look, I picked Dionisia like some kind of Kentucky Fried Chicken,' right?
00:43:05From Apollito Kentucky?
00:43:06And how is that?
00:43:08One leg here, another leg there, and potato.
00:43:13No, don't be a liar.
00:43:15The thing is, you're acting like another old woman.
00:43:18Unfortunate.
00:43:19And you've left me here abandoned as if I were an idiot.
00:43:22It seems you don't like me as a woman.
00:43:24Turn it down, turn it down.
00:43:26It was the truth, I swear, I was kidnapped, I swear.
00:43:30No and no!
00:43:30Oh, son!
00:43:31Enough talk, Durías.
00:43:34Besides, you know what?
00:43:35That?
00:43:36I'm going to tell you to go to hell.
00:43:38Second-rate taxi driver!
00:43:41Is?
00:43:42Are you going to insult us?
00:43:43Ooh!
00:43:45Oh!
00:43:46Oh!
00:43:47It gives me!
00:43:48It gives me!
00:43:49And since I don't want him to give it to me, I'm going to suck it.
00:43:52That?
00:43:55Drunk!
00:44:02Yes, well.
00:44:12Well.
00:44:13Where can I take you, sir?
00:44:25Please take me to Paseo de la Reforma.
00:44:29To Paseo de la Reforma, of course.
00:44:30Where should I take it?
00:44:54Take it to Polanco!
00:44:56Of course, sir.
00:44:57Don't you want a drink?
00:44:59No, thank you very much.
00:45:01I don't drink when I drive.
00:45:03The car already feels kind of strange, I feel like I'm flying.
00:45:06Oh!
00:45:06Don't play dumb!
00:45:07I've seen them drive up to...
00:45:09Yes, sir, but not all of them.
00:45:13There are some of us who are affected by alcohol, and I'm not interested.
00:45:16Ah, delicious, man!
00:45:18Come on, come on!
00:45:19Well, just because it's you, let's see.
00:45:25Oh!
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:28Oh, for fuck's sake!
00:45:29Fuck off!
00:45:29What are you taking, young man?
00:45:31Look, it's a hellish cocktail.
00:45:34It has mezcal, it has tequila, it has cognac and a few drops of lemon.
00:45:39So it doesn't add up!
00:45:41Hey, so what?
00:45:43How was the costume party?
00:45:45Oh, you son of a bitch!
00:45:46What will it look like?
00:45:47There was the dark-skinned tocho, there were old women, there was alcohol, there was riding, there was cocaine.
00:45:54Coca?
00:45:55Coca-cola.
00:45:57So if it was such a lively atmosphere, why did you leave, young man?
00:46:01Those guys get really annoying when they're high.
00:46:06And then, in the raffle, I won a huge black guy.
00:46:10He looked like Sagi Jr.
00:46:13No, even my socks wrinkled just now.
00:46:18Excuse me, where did you speak?
00:46:20You're the one who spoke, right?
00:46:22Well yes.
00:46:22So, what's hell like?
00:46:24No, it's totally awesome.
00:46:26And there is no inflation, the price of gasoline isn't going up, there is no crisis.
00:46:31And our peso is on par with the dollar.
00:46:34No, well then, if you'll excuse me, it's paradise, isn't it?
00:46:37Of course, it's very good.
00:46:39The thing is, you guys think that hell and the devil are the worst.
00:46:43But that's not the case.
00:46:45Oh ok.
00:46:46Look, look, look, stop.
00:46:47I'm staying here.
00:46:49Yeah.
00:46:49No, bacchanals.
00:46:59That's for you.
00:47:03One hundred dollars?
00:47:04Well, didn't I tell you that the devil is a total jerk?
00:47:06And you know, when you die, I'll be waiting for you there.
00:47:15Oh!
00:47:16In the m...
00:47:16Please take it to Nesa, man.
00:47:28Why not?
00:47:28How much do I owe you?
00:47:49No...
00:47:50No...
00:47:51Don't be mean.
00:47:53Ah, sing!
00:47:54Double it, dude!
00:47:54That's it, you've gone too far, dude!
00:47:56Don't be mean, dude.
00:47:58Well, I'm working.
00:48:00I don't care, m...
00:48:00...loosen everything you're carrying, don't get carried away.
00:48:03Don't take the car, dude!
00:48:05What do you mean, no?
00:48:06Don Chente is going to be angry!
00:48:07No, Chente, cachente, as...
00:48:08But don't be mean, dude!
00:48:10No, don't be mean!
00:48:11Get out of here or I'll kill you!
00:48:13No, Jana, no more.
00:48:14Two slaps are enough for me, right?
00:48:15Come on, please!
00:48:16Go away!
00:48:17Okay, bro!
00:48:25Come on!
00:48:45I'm very seasick.
00:48:50I see everything in blue.
00:48:55Look at how you got yourself from being high.
00:49:01Me, high?
00:49:02Go ahead, we're going to take you to jail!
00:49:04But which drug addict?
00:49:04Alright, to the boat!
00:49:06Boss, some guys just stole my taxi, right?
00:49:09Which taxi?
00:49:10Are you a sander?
00:49:10Try it out, try it out!
00:49:11Look at the state I'm in, I was robbed.
00:49:13God's truth?
00:49:14First some people pulled my taxi out.
00:49:16And then, to finish demolishing it, just as you arrived, some guys were beating me up.
00:49:20And another guy also wanted to get the money.
00:49:22And to top it all off, you three assaults arrive on the same day.
00:49:26Check it out, buddy!
00:49:27Are you really not telling the truth?
00:49:28Is this true? My taxi was stolen.
00:49:30Look at me, because there's no way I did that to myself.
00:49:32They left me like a holy Christ.
00:49:33Well yes.
00:49:34Take.
00:49:35You know what? We're going to make things easier for you.
00:49:36We'll get your car.
00:49:37Come on!
00:49:38Right!
00:49:38Come with us!
00:49:39No, no, straight ahead!
00:49:40Okay, let's go!
00:49:41Get in!
00:49:42Right!
00:49:43Turn it up, come on!
00:49:44Do you believe that we are all equal?
00:49:46Wow!
00:49:48Let's comb the area, couple.
00:49:49Okay!
00:49:52Okay!
00:50:22One of these days they're going to kick my ass.
00:50:32Okay!
00:51:02Thank you, thank you, guys.
00:51:22Right, I don't even know what to tell you, but thank you.
00:51:26I'm leaving because I'm already really fed up.
00:51:28We would take you, bro, but you see, we have to report the facts.
00:51:32No, man, just forget it, okay?
00:51:34Thank you, okay?
00:51:35Okay.
00:51:38There are still good people out there.
00:51:39Chilo!
00:51:52Chilo!
00:51:52My love, what happened to you!
00:51:55Oh no, my God!
00:51:57Look!
00:51:58What happened to you, my love?
00:52:01They broke my...
00:52:03Oh yes, my darling, they broke her.
00:52:07My love, I am not afraid of Bacet, I will bring something to cure you.
00:52:12Oh, you poor thing.
00:52:19What happened, Chapis?
00:52:20What is it?
00:52:22What's up?
00:52:22What's up?
00:52:23Oh, that sounded awful to the poor guy.
00:52:26They left their car there.
00:52:27Pascual will come tonight to take him to the workshop.
00:52:30It turned out really bad.
00:52:31Yes, very badly affected.
00:52:33Injured?
00:52:34Hey, speaking of enchiladas, I mean, I'd like you to make me a balona, Chapis.
00:52:37Just friends, right?
00:52:39Hey, could you lend me the cool guy's car for work?
00:52:43Oh, wait!
00:52:44It's a ball of buddies.
00:52:46Get the vibe from what they compose and all that,
00:52:48Well, just to get it out of the goat and I'll bring it to you, man.
00:52:51No, Pascual, the cool guy, finds out, and why would you want that?
00:52:54But it's not going to be for life, Chapis.
00:52:57It'll only take two or three hours, just enough time for me to get some money for food and that's it.
00:53:00No, no, no, Dimas, my job is at stake.
00:53:03No, Chapis, don't be like that with Dimas, man.
00:53:07That?
00:53:07What? Are you really going to leave your children without food?
00:53:09Please.
00:53:09Thanks, hook, let it go, right?
00:53:14Now, I'm going to lend it to you.
00:53:16Just take good care of it, please.
00:53:18Liver!
00:53:18I knew you were very kind-hearted, Chapis.
00:53:21Oh, all the gasoline you burn, you put it on him, please, okay?
00:53:24And bring it to me before ten o'clock.
00:53:26Like a stopwatch, bro.
00:53:28Simon Templar.
00:53:29We already did it, gorilla, let's go.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:37Where are you going, son?
00:53:38To Polonia Narvarte, please.
00:53:39Dale.
00:53:39Wait, no, better go ahead, right?
00:53:41It's because the back is stained with oil.
00:53:43Okay, let's go.
00:53:44You know what, bro?
00:53:48Don't make a fuss and give me the money.
00:53:50Wow!
00:53:51Download it, quickly.
00:53:52Take it down, quick, gorilla.
00:53:54There's nobody here right now, take it down.
00:53:56Don't move.
00:53:59The ring, quick, get off.
00:54:00In a flash!
00:54:01Hurry up, man.
00:54:02That's it, you know what, buddy?
00:54:03Don't go snitching to the police or I'll kill you.
00:54:05Let's go, gorilla.
00:54:06Let's go.
00:54:14Let's go, gorilla!
00:54:44For some little black eyes, as black as my luck.
00:54:50They are taking my life away, they are going to cause my death.
00:54:56They are taking my life away, they are going to cause my death.
00:55:01The day you love me, with affection and without contempt, I will tell you, mountain man, how much I love you.
00:55:25I'm going to tell you, Serrano, how much I love you.
00:55:32On Camelan's day, you hear me, they don't want to see me.
00:55:38Do you want to tell me, mountain man, what it takes to love you?
00:55:43Do you want to tell me, mountain man, what it takes to love you?
00:55:49The day you love me, with affection and without contempt, I will tell you, mountain man, how much I love you.
00:56:14I'm going to tell you, Serrano, how much I love you.
00:56:20On Camelan's day, you hear me, they don't want to see me.
00:56:26Do you want to tell me, mountain man, what it takes to love you?
00:56:33Do you want to tell me, mountain man, what it takes to love you?
00:56:37Do you want to tell me, mountain man, what it takes to love you?
00:56:48Do you want to tell me, mountain man, what it takes to love you?
00:56:58Olé!
00:57:12Limes!
00:57:13Did you see it?
00:57:15The old lady from Chido is gorgeous.
00:57:19From every angle, from top to bottom, front to back, it looks amazing.
00:57:28Move it!
00:57:29Olé, carnala! Look, there were six. Six, but six, and I went for the biggest one, the big one.
00:57:36And then, completely unexpectedly, I came along and grabbed it. You know how it is, I'm done.
00:57:40I said, "cabolete!" I said, "cabolete!" Where is this taking me?
00:57:43Yes, they moved, didn't they? Then I grabbed him, and I finished him off, hey, wait a minute!
00:57:48And I applied the crusher, I turned it over, I mean, I turned it over like this, and I said, wait!
00:57:53You are, sister!
00:57:55How brave, my Chido!
00:57:56And he said, oh!
00:57:58And I, oh!
00:58:00And he, alas!
00:58:01And then I would say to myself, oh!
00:58:04And the police came and...
00:58:06Move it!
00:58:07Yeah!
00:58:08Move over here!
00:58:09With the mother's quote!
00:58:11Move it!
00:58:12Move over there!
00:58:13With me, he'll do it!
00:58:15Move it!
00:58:16Move over here!
00:58:18No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:58:26Move over here!
00:58:36Move over there!
00:58:38Get out of here, Ruiz!
00:58:46Get out of here! If you don't want Chido to talk to you.
00:58:48That's fine with me.
00:58:50Pass me the rest, mamacita.
00:58:52I want you to give me a little kiss.
00:58:54Don't play dumb!
00:58:55One in a flash! In a flash! In a flash!
00:58:58Don't be foolish, they might see us.
00:59:03No, get out! Get out! Divas, move aside!
00:59:12Chido! Chido! Chido!
00:59:17Oh, dude!
00:59:19Is my mom talking to me?
00:59:20No, no, no!
00:59:21No, no, no!
00:59:23Chido! Chido!
00:59:26Don't get involved!
00:59:27What are you looking at, dude?
00:59:47Hey?
00:59:59No, you little monkey! Because I will kill you!
01:00:01I have no family or anyone who would count!
01:00:04Hey! Walk! I'm walking!
01:00:07Path, look! Path, two, two, two...
01:00:10One, two, two!
01:00:11You too, two, two, two!
01:00:12Two, two, two, you two!
01:00:13P joyful! Freка, forever!
01:00:14Help me, two, three!
01:00:15I'm going two!
01:00:16One, two, three steps!
01:00:17I'm going two!
01:00:18One, two, three steps!
01:00:25Magic, thank you, my cool one!
01:00:26I'm not your cool guy.
01:00:28I'm not your cool guy.
01:00:29No?
01:00:30I am your tail.
01:00:32Oh, my love.
01:00:42Here you go.
01:00:45No, it's not a gift.
01:00:47It's a preview.
01:00:49You did very well.
01:00:51And you have a great future.
01:00:53And you see, I didn't let you down.
01:00:56Thanks for everything.
01:01:00Ah, Lorena.
01:01:02I want you to come early tomorrow.
01:01:04It's a very important day.
01:01:06We've already sold some photographs to an English magazine.
01:01:13Your husband is so lucky.
01:01:19For my husband...
01:01:23I am nobody.
01:01:26You will be blind.
01:01:30I don't.
01:01:34Lorenita?
01:01:36Look, a misfortune has just befallen the cool guy.
01:01:39To your husband.
01:01:41That?
01:01:42Well, I don't know.
01:01:43He was just relaxing here, having his coffee.
01:01:45Suddenly the police arrive and take him away.
01:01:49It's because he had robbed a man in his taxi.
01:01:53And that the man had taken down the taxi's license plate number.
01:01:57And that there was another thief accompanying the cool guy.
01:02:01Do you think so?
01:02:02Yeah.
01:02:03Well, to be honest...
01:02:04I don't believe it.
01:02:05But I thought it was the wisest thing to do.
01:02:07Should you notify him?
01:02:08You're welcome, Lorenita.
01:02:10Good afternoon.
01:02:11Good afternoon.
01:02:12But it's not cool, ma'am.
01:02:13It hasn't arrived.
01:02:14Yes, I know.
01:02:15The person I've come to find is Pascual.
01:02:16He arrives in a while.
01:02:17Hey, Chapis.
01:02:18Now that my husband was sick, did anyone use his taxi?
01:02:20This...
01:02:21No, nobody, ma'am.
01:02:22The cool guy is in jail.
01:02:23Because some passengers were robbed in their car.
01:02:24Do you know anything?
01:02:25This...
01:02:26No.
01:02:27No.
01:02:28No.
01:02:29No.
01:02:30No.
01:02:31No.
01:02:32No.
01:02:33No.
01:02:34No.
01:02:35No.
01:02:36No.
01:02:37No.
01:02:38No.
01:02:39No.
01:02:40No.
01:02:41No.
01:02:42No.
01:02:43No.
01:02:44No.
01:02:45No.
01:02:46No.
01:02:47Nothing, ma'am.
01:02:48Well, the truth is, Pascual took the taxi for a few hours.
01:02:52Don't lie, Chapis.
01:02:53You know that Pascual is not a thief.
01:02:56Who was it?
01:02:57Nobody, ma'am.
01:02:59Chapis, don't be silly.
01:03:01Don't become an accomplice.
01:03:02They can put you in jail too.
01:03:05Look, ma'am.
01:03:06The truth is, I just wanted to do Dimas a favor
01:03:08And I lent him the cool taxi so he could work for a while.
01:03:11That wretch again.
01:03:13So what, is he out partying or what?
01:03:15No, ma'am.
01:03:16There's his car, clutchless.
01:03:17Dimas is at home.
01:03:18Chapis, give me the address, please.
01:03:20Clear.
01:03:24Hurry up, okay?
01:03:25Yes, ma'am.
01:03:28Thanks, Chapis.
01:03:29It doesn't matter.
01:03:30It doesn't matter.
01:03:39Hey, what's wrong with you?
01:03:40Miss, excuse me, but I don't go into that neighborhood.
01:03:43There are a lot of thieves.
01:03:45If you like, you can cross over the bridge.
01:03:52OK that's fine.
01:04:00It doesn't matter.
01:04:01I have to leave.
01:04:02And I'm looking for the problem.
01:04:03It doesn't matter.
01:04:04It doesn't matter.
01:04:05Please.
01:04:06It doesn't matter.
01:04:07It doesn't matter.
01:04:08And all of that is please.
01:04:09You're welcome, girl.
01:04:10It doesn't matter.
01:04:41I lent Dimas the cool taxi
01:04:43And then Lorenita told me that the cool guy is detained for assault.
01:04:48What will you be like, dude?
01:04:50Did you give Lorena the address?
01:04:52And did he go there?
01:04:53Yes, he went there.
01:04:54So Dimas is the thief
01:04:58And what about you?
01:05:00No, I just lent him the taxi
01:05:02Ah, I'll be right back, bro.
01:05:11No, I just lent him the taxi
01:05:41Hey, gorilla!
01:06:11Hey, what's up, don't play dumb, Dimas
01:06:14I get more money.
01:06:16We agreed that we would split it equally.
01:06:19Whose idea was it?
01:06:21Mine, right?
01:06:22Who made me angry in the taxi?
01:06:22Me, right?
01:06:24Are you complaining, son?
01:06:27Thieves, you wretches!
01:06:31No no!
01:06:33No, leave me alone!
01:06:36Leave me alone!
01:06:37No!
01:06:37Go for it!
01:06:39No no!
01:06:40Yes, Tara, mamacita!
01:06:41No one can save you now.
01:06:43No no!
01:06:44No no!
01:06:47Ah!
01:06:51Ah!
01:06:51Ah!
01:06:52Okay
01:06:52Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming
01:06:57That's it, right?
01:06:58Already
01:06:58Okay, wait a minute
01:06:59I have a very pretty girlfriend.
01:07:05My girlfriend is so beautiful.
01:07:10If I say sweet things to her
01:07:17She shows me her legs.
01:07:20If I say long sentences
01:07:26He shows me the streets
01:07:28They are really alone
01:07:31One day after drinking so much
01:07:36She wanted me to go with her
01:07:40Oh, I wanted to eat her up!
01:07:43And he hit me with the bottle.
01:07:46Oh, my girlfriend is so cute
01:07:50But you'll pay me back.
01:07:52Because it's leaving me
01:07:55To return
01:07:58It makes him flinch.
01:08:01You caught me when I was tired.
01:08:04My girlfriend is so beautiful.
01:08:06Where is the other blonde?
01:08:11He caught a Mexican boatman
01:08:14Did you already get a boatman?
01:08:16Son
01:08:16And where is it?
01:08:18They are crushing flowers in the chinampa
01:08:21They're already dropping them on them.
01:08:24Mexico, Mexico
01:08:26I mean, if we go out here
01:08:27That you sell and you're in.
01:08:29Cheers then
01:08:30Right?
01:08:31Well, here
01:08:32Where do you see this Xochimilco?
01:08:34This is where
01:08:34Princess Iscatiopan was bathing
01:08:36Princess Iscatiopan
01:08:38That she was a princess
01:08:39A princess
01:08:41That he bathed in cow's milk
01:08:42All of this used to be cow's milk
01:08:44But then it started to go to waste.
01:08:46When it turned green
01:08:47And this is where it first arrived.
01:08:49This, the Aztecs
01:08:51That
01:08:52Do you know where the name Aztec came from?
01:08:56Easy
01:08:57That was when the Spaniards came to my son
01:08:59They started telling them
01:09:01Aztec
01:09:02Aztec
01:09:03And they kept the Aztec name.
01:09:05Didn't they know that?
01:09:08From Columbus
01:09:09Colon
01:09:10Christopher Columbus
01:09:12It was discovered in America in 1947
01:09:13More or less
01:09:14Because that guy's name wasn't Columbus
01:09:16His name was Cristóbal de Catepec
01:09:18But her mom
01:09:19It was the one Columbus named it.
01:09:20Because as a child he had a very big butt
01:09:22You understand?
01:09:24That guy
01:09:24He was the first to teach the Indians here how to whistle
01:09:28He?
01:09:30Did he teach the Indians how to whistle?
01:09:31He taught the Indians how to whistle
01:09:33Can't you see?
01:09:33He got off the boat
01:09:34He stepped onto the ground and said
01:09:36America!
01:09:38America!
01:09:38And all the Indians
01:09:39Health!
01:09:46Mrs. Lorena Fernández
01:09:47Yeah
01:09:48I am here to inform you that your husband is being held at the fifth precinct.
01:09:52But why? What did he do?
01:09:54Notice that he crashed into his taxi
01:09:55He was completely drunk
01:09:57Accompanied by two gringas
01:09:58Also while intoxicated?
01:10:01Well, I've already done my part.
01:10:03With your permission, I'll take my leave.
01:10:04Sir, good afternoon
01:10:06As you will see, Mr. Deputy
01:10:22We've done everything in order.
01:10:23Everything is properly cleared and signed
01:10:25Everything as you ordered
01:10:27Are you sure?
01:10:28Yes sir
01:10:28Okay, give this over here
01:10:29Yes sir
01:10:30Like doubting Thomas, I won't believe it until I see it.
01:10:31Because?
01:10:32Did everyone sign?
01:10:33Yes sir
01:10:33Please check yourself
01:10:34Was he talking to me?
01:10:39No, sir
01:10:41Taking a dump!
01:10:46No, it can't be.
01:10:50But how is this possible?
01:10:53Come on
01:10:54That?
01:10:56That?
01:10:57Cool!
01:10:59Cool!
01:11:01Cool!
01:11:02Cool!
01:11:04My cool one!
01:11:05But how is that possible, my cool guy?
01:11:07I hadn't seen you since the last time.
01:11:09Yes, from the mother's lament
01:11:11But, bro, I didn't want to
01:11:12But those men carried me away.
01:11:14I couldn't apologize to you anymore or anything.
01:11:16No worries, no worries
01:11:17But, my cool
01:11:18What a shame, my cool one!
01:11:20Listen to me!
01:11:21But, I mean, why are you here?
01:11:22Why were you arrested?
01:11:25That?
01:11:25I don't know, bro
01:11:26Well, because I crashed, but
01:11:28That's cool.
01:11:29I was out sightseeing.
01:11:30Oh, really?
01:11:31Taking some American girls
01:11:32Okay, so they can find out
01:11:33They promote tourism
01:11:34Looking for him, bro
01:11:36And then
01:11:36No, well I crashed
01:11:38But I did crash, bro?
01:11:39I didn't hurt anyone
01:11:40Correct
01:11:40I was going 60 km/h
01:11:4260 kilometers per hour?
01:11:44Yeah
01:11:44Is there a speed limit?
01:11:46On top of the sidewalk?
01:11:47Above?
01:11:47No, no, no, no, no
01:11:49No wonder they arrested you, cool.
01:11:51Well, bro, but it's unfair.
01:11:52But, brother
01:11:53I mean, brothers and friends
01:11:55Where do they recognize each other?
01:11:56In jail or in bed?
01:11:58It's great that I'm recognizing you.
01:12:00In jail
01:12:00Because in bed
01:12:02Yeah?
01:12:02Oh, dude!
01:12:03With that weight
01:12:04You can turn anyone into an omelet
01:12:06Hahaha!
01:12:08What is it, bro?
01:12:10My dear cool
01:12:10Don't worry
01:12:11I, a deputy, son
01:12:12Don't take me out, congressman
01:12:13Please
01:12:14Wow!
01:12:14I have connections with everyone
01:12:15It's more
01:12:16Quickly, you're going outside.
01:12:18I need some of your information to mobilize
01:12:19Okay, whatever you want!
01:12:20Look
01:12:20I need you to give me
01:12:22Yes, whatever you want
01:12:23Just some data
01:12:24Thanks, uh
01:12:26No, no, no
01:12:27I'm not a dagger
01:12:28Yeah, yeah, but...
01:12:29Say
01:12:29Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:12:30You're awful!
01:12:32Alright, go for it!
01:12:33Perfect
01:12:33Okay, tell me
01:12:34Where were you born?
01:12:36At my place
01:12:37No, no, no, no
01:12:38Where?
01:12:39In the kitchen
01:12:40No, no, no, no
01:12:42In what land?
01:12:44No, which land?
01:12:46In the vile cement
01:12:47That's when he grabbed my boss.
01:12:49Ice cold
01:12:49The old woman even got cramps.
01:12:51You already know
01:12:51I remember
01:12:52No, Chido, no, Chido
01:12:54In what state?
01:12:55Phew
01:12:56Wow, I enjoyed it.
01:12:58Poor
01:12:59Poor things, bro
01:13:00But poor people with hunger
01:13:02Starving
01:13:04My brothers and I
01:13:05I remember now
01:13:06Son of a...
01:13:07But they're starving, dude!
01:13:10My boss used to take us out
01:13:12Without shoes
01:13:14And naked
01:13:15Without clothes
01:13:16Everyone there was naked
01:13:17And when visitors arrived
01:13:19To the house
01:13:19Oh, dude!
01:13:20So what about us?
01:13:21Were we going to want to go out naked?
01:13:22And did I kick out the starving people?
01:13:24Let the children out
01:13:25To get to know them
01:13:26Alright, dude!
01:13:27We held on
01:13:28The five of them holding hands
01:13:28And that's it.
01:13:31And my boss was watching us.
01:13:32And, son
01:13:32I was just saying
01:13:33Cover your testicles!
01:13:36Hey, that's awesome!
01:13:37From your boss
01:13:37Tell them
01:13:38Cover your testicles!
01:13:39No, they tell us
01:13:40And we swallowed them, bro
01:13:42Starving, Nacho
01:13:43Mister
01:13:44There's a dangerous madman.
01:13:45Six months ago
01:13:46We couldn't find it.
01:13:47Frankly
01:13:49I can't imagine
01:13:49Where could it be?
01:13:50Can you describe it to me?
01:13:52Well, more or less.
01:13:53He's my height
01:13:54Thick
01:13:55There it is!
01:13:57Look at it!
01:13:57It's him!
01:13:59Man!
01:13:59While they take you out
01:14:00There's no problem.
01:14:01My dear Chido
01:14:02Enough of him
01:14:03Good afternoon
01:14:04Mister
01:14:04Good afternoon
01:14:05Ah!
01:14:06What an honor to find him here!
01:14:08Do you mean they know me?
01:14:09Oh!
01:14:10But how kind of you to accompany us!
01:14:11Of course, doctors!
01:14:13Tell me!
01:14:13Where are you taking me?
01:14:14Where are they going to take him, doctor?
01:14:16Where do you think?
01:14:17Well, I don't know.
01:14:18Where to?
01:14:19To the asylum
01:14:20To the mental asylum?
01:14:21And why?
01:14:23Because he thinks he's a congressman
01:14:24No, no, no
01:14:25No no!
01:14:25And he's totally crazy!
01:14:27Moment!
01:14:28You're the crazy ones!
01:14:29I am a member of parliament!
01:14:30He's a congressman!
01:14:31They're not worried!
01:14:32No, no, no!
01:14:32I'm going to fire them!
01:14:34I'm going to fire them!
01:14:34No no!
01:14:35They don't get wet!
01:14:36He's my representative!
01:14:39Good afternoon
01:14:39Yes, we reached you
01:14:40I've come to find Mr. Chido, please, okay?
01:14:42It is on hold
01:14:42What? Did I become a mother or what?
01:14:46Thank you, that's very kind!
01:14:50Cool!
01:14:51Cool!
01:14:53What's up, bro?
01:14:54Masgual!
01:14:55What's up?
01:14:55Son!
01:14:56I'm so glad you came!
01:14:57Excellent?
01:14:57Where is Lorena?
01:14:58I can't come, cool
01:14:59But I have two pieces of news.
01:15:01One good one and one bad one
01:15:02One good one and one bad one?
01:15:04Yeah
01:15:04Well, let's see, give me the good news quickly.
01:15:06The good news is that we got the sports predictions right.
01:15:08Will you be able to get out of here?
01:15:10Look
01:15:10The one that has the winner
01:15:11Didn't we take it out?
01:15:13Yeah
01:15:14You and I?
01:15:15You and I?
01:15:16Ten million pesos
01:15:18Is that all?
01:15:18Hey?
01:15:19Oh, dude!
01:15:21No way!
01:15:22That's awesome, bro!
01:15:23And the bad one?
01:15:24The bad one?
01:15:25The bad news is that Lorena dumped you, cool.
01:15:27She left with someone else
01:15:29What happened?
01:15:30What left?
01:15:35Did she leave with someone else?
01:15:35Did she leave with someone else?
01:15:35Did she leave with someone else?
01:15:36Did she leave with someone else?
01:15:36Did she leave with someone else?
01:15:52Sorrows turn into good things
01:15:59How much does the heart ache?
01:16:07And if they have taken root
01:16:13They are scars that will not heal.
01:16:19There are sorrows that hurt so much
01:16:26We need to help them flourish
01:16:32Water them occasionally
01:16:37With hatred poured out in tears
01:16:42May the pain never end
01:16:50I feel sorry for you.
01:16:55So deep and so vast
01:17:01Because you were good
01:17:02Because you were good
01:17:06And you will no longer be
01:17:12Sometimes I wish
01:17:15To kill you and to kill myself
01:17:21Sometimes I wish
01:17:25Can
01:17:28I'll forget you
01:17:32I now
01:17:38I am alone
01:17:41Only
01:17:44Only
01:17:47Only
01:17:48Oh man, I'm all alone now
01:17:51Long live freedom!
01:17:55Long live freedom!
01:17:57Long live freedom!
01:18:27Long live freedom!
01:18:57With another man?
01:19:00Yeah
01:19:01And is it true that
01:19:12You're leaving
01:19:13To the United States?
01:19:16Yeah
01:19:19To Los Angeles?
01:19:25To Los Angeles?
01:19:32So
01:19:33I just want to ask you a favor.
01:19:37Which?
01:19:40You'll bring me two video recorders and a TV, right?
01:19:44When I go out to work on the streets, the girls shout, "There goes a handsome man!"
01:20:06From Polanco
01:20:07From Polanco to the industrial
01:20:08All the girls go with me
01:20:11At parties, when dancing
01:20:13Everyone admires my pedaling
01:20:15I dance everything, even Guapachá
01:20:18And no one can match me.
01:20:20Chido, chido, chido, chido, chido, chido, chido, chido
01:20:22I am the king of taxi drivers.
01:20:25Chido, chido, chido, chido, chido, chido
01:20:27They call me Guajamaré
01:20:29Chido, chido, chido, chido, chido, chido
01:20:32I am the king of taxi drivers.
01:20:34Chido, chido, chido, chido, chido, chido
01:20:36No, no, no, no.
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