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00:00Previously on the Vanderpump Rules,
00:02what do you want permission for?
00:04I've been learning how to DJ.
00:06me. Do I need another DJ?
00:09Ah.
00:10You want something to drink?
00:12Sure.
00:13I do like Shane a lot.
00:15He's just doing everything wrong.
00:17The laugh is rough.
00:21Dodged a bullet.
00:24Do not let that spill.
00:25My vibrator's in there.
00:27Is that like all the toys?
00:35Okay, anyways.
00:36When it comes down to it, you're hot, I'm hot.
00:39He saw some girl from across the bar,
00:41and I turn around and like they're all over each other like this,
00:44like Shane a moment.
00:45Do you have a situation going on?
00:47I'm not in a relationship, but I have options.
00:50Okay, well, I'm definitely not an option.
00:52So...
00:54Venus came up to me in the kitchen.
00:56Yeah.
00:57Almost in tears over nasty text messages.
00:59So the other two haven't spoken to you?
01:00No, none of them have.
01:02You got your feelings heard from my text.
01:04I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
01:06Okay, perfect. See you later, brother.
01:09Time plays for everything, and now is not the time and place.
01:11We can't be around each other because I'm not going to be around someone
01:14that there's an issue with and ignore the issue.
01:16But at the end of the day, the high road...
01:18The high road is bull .
01:20The high road is bull .
01:22Female rage, 2025.
01:25I'm so excited.
01:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:27I'm so excited.
01:28Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:29I'm so excited.
01:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:31One, two, three.
01:32One, two, three.
01:33One, two, three.
01:34One, two, three.
01:51I'm so excited.
01:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:54One, two, three.
01:56One, two, three.
01:58One, two, three.
02:00One, two, three.
02:02One, two, three.
02:30Hey.
02:43What's up?
02:44What's up?
02:45You look happy, smiling.
02:47I know.
02:47Lots of things.
02:49Great.
02:49How are you?
02:50Good.
02:50How are you?
02:51Yeah.
02:51Great.
02:52That's it.
02:53Okay.
02:54How are all the staff?
02:55How's Chris doing behind the bar?
02:57I mean, at the beginning, he was kind of lost.
02:59But now, I think it was great.
03:01The girls loved me.
03:02Christopher.
03:03Christopher.
03:04Christopher.
03:05Only my mom gets to call me Christopher, though.
03:07I think you're a little too young for me.
03:10You also look like you're, like, 24.
03:13Somebody made a comment on social media that he was, like, a sex worker.
03:17A what?
03:18A sex worker?
03:19He's a sex worker.
03:23Well, so am I.
03:24It's a f***ing job when you've been married 42 years.
03:27What defines a sex worker?
03:31I don't know.
03:31A gigolo?
03:32Or somebody who works with his body?
03:35Somebody was making a comment that he was on OnlyFans.
03:38I have no idea.
03:38I don't even know what's OnlyFans, but...
03:40I don't know.
03:41I don't think there's nothing wrong with that.
03:43Oh, so you know what it is, do you?
03:44I hear about it.
03:44I'm completely aware.
03:45Oh, you heard about it.
03:46I hear about it.
03:47Check his phone.
03:47Look, he looks guilty.
03:48Look.
03:49What you do on your private life is none of our business.
03:51Exactly.
03:51As long as it doesn't hurt anyone.
03:53I agree.
03:53I agree.
03:53We come from Europe.
03:55Nobody wears any clothes in Europe anyway, for God's sake.
03:58So, the party.
04:00That's his big night.
04:01He produced the movie.
04:02He was unstoppable.
04:03He was like, I'm going to do this for you.
04:05Do you like it?
04:05Do you like the movie?
04:06Yes, yes, very much.
04:07We're going to have a red carpet waiting for you.
04:09I need to get a picture next to you.
04:11We're hosting the after party of the Spanish film that Guillermo is involved in.
04:15He's been actor and producer for many years.
04:18Some people even call him the South American George Clooney.
04:21Go figure.
04:22Yeah, it's a good message, and it's about second chances.
04:25I'm all about second chances.
04:27Marcus seems to be doing better.
04:30He wants to DJ alongside McKellen.
04:33I don't want to say no to anything to him right now, because I feel that he's been struggling
04:38so much.
04:39And if it's bringing a little bit of joy to his life, I think we should support it.
04:43Let's see if he's any good.
04:45What is the next step he's going to ask you for?
04:47To drive your car.
04:48No, he asked me the other day, he said, can I borrow your suit, and this and that.
04:51He said, can I borrow your suit?
04:52Yeah, I don't mind.
04:55It's just another crush when you look my way.
04:59When you say my name.
05:02Like you know what I'm saying.
05:04Hi, Full Glam.
05:04You look so cute.
05:06Don't get up.
05:07You're fine.
05:08Come here.
05:08Let me meet you.
05:09You look so amazing.
05:10I want to look cute for you.
05:17Let's go.
05:19That's what happened when you drank 15 beers the night before, bro.
05:23That's your pre-workout, bro.
05:25What are you getting?
05:27I was thinking about red.
05:28I was thinking about red too.
05:30Like it actually does give me confidence.
05:33I'm so tired of feeling sad and stressed.
05:36Like I...
05:37You've been sad.
05:38Yes, Natalie did push me at girls' night, which was not okay.
05:41You just walked into this friend group.
05:43We're having a girls' night.
05:44So pause it.
05:46No, don't push me.
05:47But then she called me the next day and apologized.
05:49So I'm just trying to give her some grace because clearly she's going through something.
05:53Let this be a lesson to everyone.
05:54If you want to invite me to a girls' night and avoid a serious conversation, don't be upset when I crash out.
06:01I really would have loved for after the girls' night for Kimberly to say, hey, I hope you're okay.
06:06Yeah.
06:07Hope you're feeling better.
06:08We'll talk when I'm ready.
06:10She sent me a receipt.
06:12What the hell?
06:12The bill from the cowboy bar and said, hey, can you Venmo me for your stuff?
06:16Girl.
06:16I was like, what?
06:18Both of you guys just need to take a break, honestly.
06:20Like take a beat.
06:21That conversation will be had when both of you are ready.
06:23I'm here for you, girl.
06:25Are you working tonight?
06:26I am.
06:27I'm low-key stressed because I have to see Jason.
06:29So what is happening?
06:36Who's that stud?
06:38The water jug?
06:38What's up, boys?
06:39He really came to work out.
06:39I know, dude.
06:40I'm dehydrated.
06:40That's a kill last night.
06:41I'm dehydrated.
06:42He just missed us on a flatbed.
06:44Really?
06:44I got half a titty, bro.
06:45I'm trying to grow that s***.
06:47Can you grow the half a tit?
06:48No.
06:48It's just like stuff.
06:49No, this s***.
06:49Honestly, it looks good, though.
06:51Let me see.
06:51Bro, my little titty's still bigger than most people.
06:54Yeah, how was the rest of the night?
06:55Did you see everybody?
06:57What, have you heard anything?
06:59No.
06:59It was...
07:00Was Angelica pissed so they didn't go?
07:03During girls' night, Jason texted me and was, like, asking me to meet up with him at TomTom.
07:08I just got a text from Jason.
07:10Hey, heard you're out with the girls.
07:12Would be good to see you.
07:13But I made it, and Chris was there, but Jason didn't show up.
07:17So I'm like...
07:18And he was texting you?
07:19He was telling me to meet him.
07:20You can tell she was scared.
07:21She was scared.
07:21She was scared.
07:22I called her last night.
07:23I was like, listen, I'm really tired.
07:25I got an hour ride home.
07:26I just worked all night.
07:28Boop, hung up.
07:29I was like, damn.
07:30Okay.
07:30Oh, s***.
07:31Like, he's called me and was nonstop texting me about how he wants to, like, take me out
07:35to dinner and, like, I guess make it up to me in a way.
07:40I don't know.
07:40It's so weird.
07:40Yeah, mixed signals.
07:41Because I don't necessarily want anything serious.
07:44Because I literally am getting out of my year and a half relationship right now.
07:47Yeah.
07:47Except we live together, so nightmare.
07:49You still live together, right?
07:50Do you guys sleep separately?
07:52He has an air mattress, so yeah.
07:54Oh, okay.
07:54But sometimes we...
07:56I'm not going to lie.
07:57Are you guys still hooking up?
07:59Yes.
08:00Yeah, it's just easier, girl.
08:01I don't want to go out there on the streets.
08:02I'm not judging.
08:02I'm just asking.
08:03Like, duh, they're still living together.
08:07Obviously, I was just going to confirm.
08:09I'm not saying it doesn't make her and Jason totally messy.
08:12It's very messy, but that's why she's going to fit in at Serge is fine.
08:16Since I'm getting it.
08:17Doing what you need to do.
08:18I'm getting it in when I can, girl.
08:20Yeah.
08:21Pull-out game has to be strong.
08:24So maybe Jason, he's like a cute little distraction in the midst of all of this.
08:27I'm all about Angelica.
08:29I want to hit her up.
08:30It's like, just let me do that.
08:31Let me take the step to be like, hey, I'm sorry for what happened the other day.
08:34It's one sorry.
08:35That's all we need.
08:36I usually date people at work, which is what I'm trying not to do anymore.
08:40Very incestuous.
08:41It's very incestuous.
08:45Coming up.
08:47Not really talking to you and not communicating has been really hard for me.
08:51I feel a little sad.
08:52Go inside.
08:53Here we go.
08:53Go inside, babe.
08:55I'm going over here.
08:57It's not the time.
09:01Mind your business.
09:03Can you see me?
09:05Walking solo.
09:07I know that you know.
09:09But mind your business.
09:12I got this new glow.
09:14Wrap around my halo.
09:16You know that they know.
09:18Buddy, buddy.
09:23I like the shades you're wearing tonight.
09:25I think I'm going to go tucked, belt, black shades, just go matrix on them.
09:30Okay.
09:31How are you?
09:32I'm fine.
09:33I'm trying to, like, plan for this event.
09:35I think nothing got done that was supposed to get done bar prep-wise.
09:40Are you kidding me right now?
09:41I know this film's great.
09:45I've heard a lot about it.
09:47And he works really hard.
09:48It's a man that every good thing that happens to him, he deserves it.
09:53Wait, how many people are at this party?
09:54They're going to take up the whole garden, so a lot.
09:57Hi, guys.
09:57It's first come, first serve.
09:59I'll show you to the bar.
10:00Right this way.
10:01Oh, Angelica's here.
10:03Let me go, like, get to the bathroom and fix my hair and shit, and I'll say what's up.
10:07That was great.
10:07No, it doesn't.
10:08It looks like shit.
10:08What does that guy have fun?
10:09All right, let me know how it goes.
10:14This goes to the middle.
10:15Yeah.
10:19All right.
10:21Hi.
10:23Yeah.
10:23I haven't seen him, like, oh, now, like a week.
10:25It's been a while, yeah.
10:26I'm not going to lie.
10:27My heart's beating so quick.
10:28Really?
10:28Yeah, a little bit.
10:30Good.
10:30Good, now you know how it feels.
10:32Do you think you can hold it down while I have a little chat with this one?
10:36Absolutely.
10:36Okay.
10:37Hi, brother.
10:37Push me live.
10:38I got you.
10:39Wait, which one?
10:41Just kidding.
10:42There's some waters over here.
10:47So first, I just want to say that I'm really sorry about everything from before.
10:53Like, the first time we, like, kind of talked outside, I wasn't ready for that.
10:58I was a little confrontational, I'm not going to lie.
10:59Because when you said what she said, it kind of, like, insults at me.
11:02Yeah.
11:02No, you just...
11:03Because at the very least, I don't want a relationship with you.
11:04Because you're being a little clingy with me right away.
11:06Like, I didn't mean to insult you.
11:08Like, clingy doesn't have to be a bad thing.
11:11I like my girls clingy.
11:12I mean, if I'm your girl, then I'll be clingy.
11:16Should I get it going?
11:18I did, like, think you're so cool.
11:24I'm not going to lie.
11:25It really affected me the whole week.
11:28Like, I was so stressed.
11:29Because, like, I don't know, I met you, and I thought that you're really sweet.
11:33You're, like, the kind of person that I actually, like, would like to get to know.
11:37Well, I would be willing to give you a second chance.
11:40Yeah?
11:40I feel so powerful.
11:41I feel so powerful.
11:43All right, cool, cool, cool.
11:45Oh, I got it right here.
11:46Boom.
11:47I know that you do taekwondo, and I do jiu-jitsu, and I was thinking we can go to jiu-jitsu together tomorrow.
11:53Are you asking me to put you in a chokehold?
11:56I would like that.
11:58Jason really tries hard to project a lot of confidence, but once you peel back a little bit of that ego,
12:03he actually can be very endearing.
12:05Like, I can't help but want to give him another chance.
12:07It's like looking at a little puppy.
12:09Like, wouldn't you want to, like, like, get that home?
12:15Yeah, you can just text me.
12:16I won't ignore your call this time.
12:18I know.
12:18Yeah, you won't ignore me.
12:19I definitely do.
12:20Okay.
12:21Oh, thanks.
12:33Oh, what's up, Kim?
12:34How are you doing?
12:35Hi.
12:36Good?
12:37Everything's good, yeah.
12:41So, I feel like everyone's staring at me, so I'm just going to go into the kitchen and pretend this isn't happening.
12:47Okay.
12:48Okay.
12:48Are you okay?
12:53I'm just so fine with her.
12:56Like, I love her.
12:58So, what just happened?
12:59I just want to move on.
13:01I want everyone to just make up and just bring peace.
13:04So, that's where I'm at in my head space.
13:06But it takes two.
13:06I told Angelica to say, friendship is a two-way street.
13:09I know.
13:09So, it's like, the fact that she's not talking to you, like, that's frustrating.
13:12That's, like, not a step in the right direction.
13:14Even if Marcus and I never repair our friendship, I don't want to lose Kim out of my life.
13:18She was just collateral damage, and she just carries such a loving energy that when I don't have that, it feels like I'm missing a piece of home.
13:29Hi, guys.
13:30Hi.
13:30I'm gorgeous.
13:31I wish I was wearing this right now.
13:33Oh, my God.
13:34I'm so glad I got to wear this.
13:35I like the red.
13:36Thanks, sir, Josh.
13:36Look, you mashed my nails.
13:38Well, I just want to talk to Kim before this party gets started.
13:41I don't want another 24 hours of this.
13:44I need to move past this.
13:46It's driving me insane.
13:47My heart is f***ing aching.
13:49I can't take another second.
13:51Yeah.
13:52I think she's over by the DJ booth with Marcus.
13:54Are you digging it or what?
13:56Maybe.
13:56Bad boy?
13:57It's not getting bad boy.
14:00McKenna, you're on ab duty.
14:07Dear God.
14:07Sandwiched.
14:09Oh, my God.
14:10I've got to prepare the hair.
14:11Yes, sir.
14:11Work.
14:14Okay, guys.
14:15I know you're living your own little world here, right?
14:19We have to read the room.
14:20Guillermo gave us a small set list to do it.
14:24So we felt like he loved all these.
14:25But you're right.
14:25We'll go dance right now.
14:26Dance is sexy.
14:27Say it again.
14:27What did he just say before?
14:29You're right.
14:30Yeah, exactly.
14:30I'm the one in need to have a good time.
14:35We out here till the sun lies.
14:38Oh, no way.
14:40Who's that superstar over there?
14:42Oh, look at this guy.
14:44I think I'm crushing it.
14:46I should be DJing here.
14:48I mean, not only here, but around the world even.
14:51If that's what the people want, I'm going to give people what they want.
14:56Pick it, pick it.
14:57All right, all right, all right.
14:59Is this chicken?
15:00Yes.
15:01Are you ready?
15:02Chicken, and this is beef.
15:04I'm going to go with the bird right now.
15:05Can we go to our uncle?
15:07Sure.
15:08See you?
15:08Yeah.
15:12Sure, it's a slider.
15:13There you go.
15:14I need to hold this cold.
15:17Oh, my God.
15:18Well, I think, let me just start with not really talking to you and not communicating
15:28has been really hard for me.
15:30I feel a little sad.
15:32Go inside.
15:33Oh, here we go.
15:34Go inside, babe.
15:35I'm going over here.
15:36Babe, go inside.
15:38It's not the time.
15:39Oh, God dang.
15:40Kimberly done laid the law.
15:42Anyways, first off, it's been really hard for me not talking to you, and I love you,
15:51and I want to move forward, and I can't imagine my life without you.
15:53Kim, you already know I've been in your corner more than anyone, and I want to make sure that
15:57everything's right with us, and that's what matters to me.
16:00I feel afraid to trust you right now, and I don't want to feel that way because you were
16:06the person I trusted the most.
16:07Like, I know that I lashed out.
16:10I just sat there.
16:11It took me two seconds to type this response.
16:12I said, I don't want to hear about your clown-ass relationship from you or Kim.
16:16Y'all just look stupid as f***.
16:17I shouldn't have talked like that.
16:19I've never talked to you like that before, and I'll never talk to you like that again.
16:26I don't want to keep crying so much the last couple weeks, but it's just like, Marcus
16:31and I both feel like you are the person that we have been the most vulnerable and open
16:35with and that we love the most out of everybody here.
16:38Like, if we all had to leave SIR today and take one person with us, for he and I was, it's
16:43you.
16:43And I feel like we felt like, as the last year of us just creating this bond and this friendship,
16:51I couldn't even believe I was lucky enough to have with you both.
16:55Was it real?
16:56Because the last year of us just creating this bond and this friendship, was it real?
17:11Venus was the plus one in me and Marcus' relationship.
17:14He was our first phone call.
17:16Anytime we got into a fight, he was our first phone call to go out.
17:20He and I were the only two people that, like, went to Marcus' house when Marcus' mom passed
17:25away.
17:25And, like, until recently, I thought that he would love us no matter what.
17:29But my thing is that I haven't done anything besides just get mad at y'all and tell you
17:34how I feel.
17:35And I feel like you and him have actually done things for me not to trust.
17:39Because now I have to be like, if I talk about someone to my best friend, how do I know
17:45you're not going to tell them eventually if we end up fighting?
17:47I haven't done that to y'all.
17:48Y'all did that to me.
17:50Me sending text messages or us talking about you to all these people who, like, then came
17:55to you days later, it wasn't right.
17:58And I shouldn't have done that.
17:59You of all people know I have trust issues with friends.
18:02So the minute that I see a red flag, which is why I'm where I'm at with Natalie.
18:06Hi.
18:07Are we okay?
18:08Yeah.
18:10It's pretty crowded, so.
18:13Sorry.
18:13Well, maybe we can continue this later.
18:16All right.
18:18Well, let's maybe try and talk again.
18:22You know, I think I'm obviously struggling with Natalie right now and your closeness with
18:25her isn't necessarily comforting, nor do I feel comfortable being super close to you
18:32right now because of that.
18:33And it's done nothing but tear me apart.
18:35Like, I felt nothing but alone here because of this whole situation.
18:41Well, I love you.
18:42Okay.
18:43I'll deal.
18:44I don't feel like Kim is fully hearing me.
18:47So at this point, it's like, I'm just going to love her where we are and just move forward
18:51because there's nothing else I can do.
18:53All right.
18:55Go past trays, I guess.
18:57Oh, okay.
18:58Pray for me.
19:16How you doing?
19:17Hey, what's up, man?
19:18How you doing?
19:18Jason, nice to meet you.
19:19Professor Harmon, nice to meet you.
19:20Nice to meet you.
19:21So you ready to train some jiu-jitsu?
19:22Absolutely.
19:23All right.
19:23So just walk to the back and go ahead and get trained.
19:25Okay, cool.
19:26All right.
19:26Sounds good.
19:27Absolutely.
19:28Angelica is a taekwondo two-time black belt.
19:31Impressive.
19:32I'm not a pro on taekwondo, but I love jiu-jitsu.
19:35It's about turning your joints the way it's not supposed to go.
19:37You have not seen what I can do.
19:39Let's go, let's go, let's go.
19:43Let's go, let's go, let's go.
19:47Oh, my gosh.
19:49What's up?
19:50I don't think you're tying your belt correctly, actually.
19:52You want to do it for me?
19:53I'm not a good jiu-jitsu guy.
19:56I am a second-degree black belt in taekwondo,
19:58and I was on the national team for three years,
20:00but I have never done jiu-jitsu.
20:03Taekwondo, you're going to be on your feet the entire time.
20:05You're kicking.
20:06Jiu-jitsu is all groundwork, like strange positions
20:08that I'm sure he's excited to put me in,
20:11which is why he probably chose his martial arts and not mine.
20:13All right, we need a fair battle.
20:15I want to learn some skills.
20:17I'll show you one real quick before you try it out.
20:19So you grab his lapel, grab his sleeve.
20:22With my left foot, I'm going to step forward.
20:23I'm going to kick my leg.
20:26All right.
20:26And then take him down.
20:27So once he's down, right,
20:28all you're going to do is lift the arm up,
20:31step over, boom, and then break his arm.
20:33Oh, yeah.
20:34Perfect.
20:35All right, so grab his lapel, grab his sleeve.
20:37So when you take him down, don't let go of his sleeve.
20:40Now step over with your left leg.
20:41Now fall.
20:43Yes, there you go.
20:44Good job.
20:45All right, Jase, you want to give it a try?
20:46Yeah.
20:47Boom, boom.
20:49Oh, is that right?
20:50No, that's perfect.
20:51Yeah, yeah.
20:52Now I'm just going to step over with your left foot.
20:54I think I got a rug burn.
20:55And then fall back.
20:56There you go.
20:56Yes.
20:57So one more time, Jase, show her one more time.
20:59Oh, my God.
21:04you.
21:06How?
21:07What the f***?
21:08What?
21:09The actual hell was that?
21:11I feel like I just felt my whole body like...
21:13Swing around.
21:13Yes.
21:14I thought this date was going to be really cute.
21:16You know, maybe he'll show me a couple of moves.
21:18But Jason is treating me like he's trying to win
21:20a wrestling state championship.
21:22Wait, I'm going to start like this.
21:23And you're going to show me like...
21:25All right, what am I going to do?
21:25I'm here.
21:26Okay.
21:26Really?
21:27Yeah.
21:28Okay.
21:32I got to be honest with you with something, though.
21:34Okay.
21:35At the time, I was like kind of talking to somebody.
21:38Okay.
21:39So I just want to let you know that that's done.
21:42Me and Angelica are starting on a new slate.
21:44I feel more vulnerable.
21:45I feel more safe with Angelica.
21:47I want to open up to her.
21:48I like wearing my heart on my sleeve
21:49and showing her truly who I am.
21:51The person I was talking to was somebody
21:53that was important to me.
21:54And time kind of just like showed me
21:57that it's not the right match.
21:59So I am like open to
22:02see what the next like step is for me with somebody.
22:06Okay.
22:09I'm sorry, but I have asked Jason several times
22:11if he was seeing another person
22:13and he just straight up lies about it every time.
22:15When was your last relationship?
22:16I was like four to five years ago.
22:21Can you be honest with me about something, though?
22:23For sure.
22:23Do you have a situation going on?
22:26I'm not in a relationship.
22:29Does Jason know about your ex?
22:31Yes.
22:32I still live with my ex.
22:34You still live with your ex?
22:35I know.
22:36Did you say you were self-sleeping with him?
22:38I may not have used those words exactly,
22:40but I feel like it's pretty obvious
22:41because I still live with him.
22:43Did you have a lot of fun today?
22:44I did.
22:44Yeah, it was fun.
22:45I did again.
22:45No!
22:46What?
22:50To swerve a kiss isn't like the biggest thing.
22:54Now you're coming off guard.
22:55Maybe she's just playing games.
22:57Who knows?
22:58I like you.
22:59I like you too.
22:59Oh, yeah, right.
23:03Coming up.
23:11Did they tell you about their job?
23:14Other job?
23:15Their OF.
23:16OnlyFans?
23:17You didn't know about that?
23:18What?
23:30What's going on, guys?
23:31How you doing?
23:32Today, we're getting a little crafty, as you can see.
23:34Mother's Day is just around the corner.
23:36I got my cousin Jason here.
23:37We're both mama's boys, and we love our moms,
23:39so we want to do a little something extra special this year.
23:42What's up, mama?
23:44How you doing, Cheech?
23:44Super excited to make a gift from mom.
23:48We've been far, far away.
23:49I haven't seen my mom in like eight months,
23:50so mom, this one is for you.
23:53So, dear mom, thank you for raising me so tough.
23:55You never gave up on all my craziness,
23:57whether it was wrestling, applying to medical school,
23:59breakups, chasing my dreams in LA.
24:01Love you, mom.
24:01Love Jason.
24:02We're not really good at cutting hearts.
24:03It's going to kind of look like a square.
24:05This journey with me and Chris moving to California
24:08was just like any typical actor story.
24:10The first five months in LA, I was grinding as a server,
24:13working at a spa,
24:15and I was also working at a club.
24:16I had three jobs.
24:17Working my ass off.
24:20First moving to LA,
24:21it was not what we really expected.
24:23We had barely anything.
24:25Remember how it was when we first lived here, bro?
24:27We lived in the f***ing cars.
24:28Dude, my Volkswagen Jetto.
24:30Thank God we had each other.
24:31All of our clothes were in trash bags.
24:33I was using the trash bags of clothes as warmth that night.
24:35And your body heat.
24:38And then honestly, bro,
24:39I was just getting sick of ramen noodle
24:40and f***ing cat food.
24:41I was trying to eat clean
24:43and like I didn't have any money to do it.
24:45So I was eating cat food, really.
24:48What does cat food taste like?
24:49Can tuna.
24:51The one you get at Ralph's.
24:52Honestly, shout out to them.
24:53That was shredded.
24:55Tripod.
24:55Yeah, we'll get a tripod.
24:56Like boxer kind of vibes or something.
24:59Something like just sexy for Instagram.
25:01Chris and I were both just trying to figure out
25:03how we're going to make money faster.
25:05I see all these social media people
25:06and I'm thinking to myself like
25:07how are they making money like this?
25:09Like, subscribe if you want to see
25:11Justin Fox's page and
25:13Like, subscribe if you want to see
25:15Axl Stone's page.
25:16Italian Stallion 3.
25:17Serving, you could make good money
25:19but we were still kind of like in the hole.
25:21All right, it's going to be for Chris's channel.
25:23All right, ready?
25:26Maybe go this way a little bit.
25:27Happy Mother's Day to all of you mothers out there.
25:29People were hitting me up on Instagram
25:31left and right saying
25:32you should do OnlyFans.
25:33And all of a sudden
25:34it was just like, Eureka.
25:37Jason started OnlyFans before me
25:38and I started seeing how much money he was making
25:41and I really just wanted to make
25:42as much money as we can.
25:43Happy Mother's Day and
25:44Wow, it's so heartwarming.
25:47See you guys Tuesday.
25:50All right, well, I got to study shakes today
25:52because I got my scene tomorrow.
25:54It's all right.
25:55I feel like I bet.
25:55Wine for the lady, fruit punch for the man.
26:14At one point in my life, it genuinely was,
26:18dude, how do we just get laid all the time?
26:21And I didn't care about the consequences of that.
26:26I don't think you cut strawberries.
26:28You just place them.
26:30Now that I'm older and have been humbled by life,
26:33it's more like,
26:34how do we tell the truth
26:37and still get our needs met?
26:41And it works.
26:43Women have sexual needs.
26:44I am here to fulfill them.
26:46Good to see you.
26:51Good to see you too.
26:53Sorry, my dogs are going to go crazy for a second.
26:55It's okay.
26:56I love dogs.
26:57Kristen is an absolute baddie that I met on set.
27:01Hello, how are you?
27:03And I'm hyped up that she's finally back in the dating pool
27:07because I think the situation with Natalie
27:09kind of made me insecure.
27:12You're like showing all your cards.
27:14It's like making me like bored.
27:16Oh, you're bored.
27:19And now I'm going to need a couple solid dates
27:21after all this confusion to get my mojo back.
27:25Thank God there's not a quark.
27:28Now I'm going to get Fruit Punch.
27:31Oh, yummy.
27:34Okay, cheers.
27:35Sorry, I started drinking without you.
27:37That's okay.
27:37I forgive you.
27:39So what have you been up to?
27:41Mostly screenwriting.
27:43I have My Life Story, which I've been working on.
27:45It's like a whole f***ing thing.
27:47I got shot when I was young.
27:48Got paralyzed.
27:49I had to learn how to walk and s***.
27:51That's great.
27:51I want to see your gunshot wounds.
27:52You want to see it?
27:53Yeah, can I?
27:54Yeah.
27:55Everywhere that I have a band-aid, I've been hit.
27:57What?
27:58Yeah.
27:59Wait, the band-aids are kind of sick though.
28:00I have a real problem trauma dumping.
28:03I got shot three times.
28:05Oh my God.
28:06This is crazy.
28:08I'm an overshare.
28:09But like, using the gunshot wounds as a lure to show off the hard work that I've put into
28:14the gym is not a bad idea.
28:16I got this one in high school.
28:18So it's the devil reaching for hope.
28:21Honestly, it's s***.
28:22I think your phone's for you.
28:27Oh, Karina.
28:28That's my f***ing sister.
28:31Okay.
28:34Okay.
28:35Like, I don't really care what I am with somebody as long as they're up front.
28:40Ethical non-monogamy is making sure up front that a woman knows that your intentions are
28:46not for exclusive commitment.
28:49Kristen is dating other people and she's cool with it.
28:54I know you have to get to a concert.
28:57I do.
28:58We're definitely seeing each other again.
28:59Okay.
29:00You want to say it?
29:01Yeah.
29:02You've seen multiple people, but you're very transparent about that.
29:05Mm-hmm.
29:05If that's the case, why didn't you tell Kristen that Karina was coming over?
29:13Yikes.
29:14I just...
29:16I f***ing can't say it.
29:20Yo, what's up?
29:22Hey.
29:22Good to see you.
29:23Thanks.
29:25Come on, come on, come on.
29:26So you've been good?
29:27Mm-hmm.
29:29What about yourself?
29:31Been all right.
29:32Yeah.
29:39You want to watch a movie?
29:40Which one?
29:42Let's watch something scary.
29:43Look, Karina loves movies.
29:45I have the best VHS collection upstairs.
29:47She really gets into, you know, the first five minutes of a movie.
29:53Up, up, up.
29:56Coming up.
29:57What's going on here?
29:59Uh-oh.
30:00What's going on here?
30:01We're just having a really nice conversation.
30:05Angelica, f*** you.
30:09Oh my gosh.
30:25I'm so much better now.
30:27Oh my God, good.
30:28I heard you hurt your back, so I brought you some-
30:31Bro, literally standing up just now, I felt it.
30:32Some feel better matcha.
30:35I got my back blown in all the worst ways by a man.
30:39A moment of silence for my vertebrae.
30:43At the end of it, he was like,
30:45oh, by the way, I want to be honest.
30:47I did cut off the girl I was talking to.
30:50I was like, okay.
30:51And then he, after telling me this, he tried to kiss me.
30:56I don't want anything to do with Jason.
30:58Nothing? Did you tell him that?
31:00I will do my best to convey those.
31:03You're going to have that conversation?
31:04Yeah. Let's go over the history with Jason.
31:06So we cleared it for a full day.
31:08That was super cute.
31:09Then he made out with another girl,
31:11invites me to a place, doesn't show up.
31:13Then we do a weird date where he injures me.
31:16Can we just move on from the situation?
31:17Like, what the bro?
31:19Did he tell you about their job?
31:23Oh, their job?
31:24Their OF?
31:25OnlyFans?
31:26You didn't know about that?
31:27What?
31:28It's like another red flag.
31:29What is the content?
31:31I don't want to know.
31:32I'm so desensitized to OnlyFans
31:35because ever since I've had a phone,
31:37I've like known what it is.
31:39I won't say I've never thought about doing OnlyFans.
31:41You can express yourself how you want,
31:44make a lot of money, and off to Europe, marry a prince.
31:48I don't know if they would want anyone who does OnlyFans,
31:50but you know what?
31:51They wouldn't have to know.
31:52Is this a really funny story?
31:54Yes.
31:56Chris and I were hanging out after our surf lesson
31:58the other day at his place.
32:00I'd kind of been drinking a little bit.
32:01He was like, you just want to stay at my place tonight?
32:02And I was like, yeah, sure.
32:03Literally very PG-13.
32:06In the morning, I was like, I would really
32:07love to take a shower.
32:08He was like, yeah, sure.
32:09Second door's the right.
32:10I was like, OK, great.
32:11I go to the shower, and there's like a this.
32:15Do you know what a penis bump is?
32:17A what?
32:18What could that even entail?
32:21That's like just to like get an erection,
32:23or like erectile dysfunction.
32:25Oh my god, poor thing.
32:29It was like staring me down.
32:31I was like mid-shampoo, and me and the penis pump locked eyes.
32:36I was like, hey.
32:38And the penis pump was like, what are you doing here?
32:40And I was like, what are you doing here?
32:43And he's like, wait, I thought you were in my bathroom.
32:45And I was like, this isn't your bathroom?
32:47He was like, no, that's Jason's bathroom.
32:49Oh my god.
32:51Everything I learned about this man.
32:54Ew.
32:55Ew.
32:56I need to like shave off my ears and grow new ones now.
33:00I wish I were a starfish.
33:01They can like regrow their like ligaments.
33:04How old am I?
33:04My knees and my back.
33:06Like it hurt.
33:07You're going out tonight, right?
33:09Yeah, I'm going to go out.
33:11into the Abbey.
33:12We're just going to be dancing, like shaking ass all night.
33:15I don't know if I can move my ass right now.
33:17You'll move it.
33:18It takes some ibuprofen.
33:19That's my vibe, that's my vibe, that's my vibe.
33:30A little bit fast, a little bit slow, a little bit of something that you want to get to.
33:33Oh.
33:34Love the view tonight.
33:35I can't wait to see Venus tonight.
33:37He's bringing his sister.
33:38Oh, that's so kind of fun.
33:40Hi.
33:41Hi.
33:42Hi, Grace.
33:43Hi.
33:44What are you doing?
33:45Thanks.
33:46You look good.
33:47For you.
33:48Party time.
33:49Hi.
33:50Cheers, you guys.
33:51Cheers.
33:52Cheers.
33:53Cheers to lovers.
33:54Cheers to lovers.
33:55This thing does love.
33:57Mmm.
33:57Woo.
33:58Oh my god.
33:59Oh my god.
34:00Oh my god.
34:05Welcome.
34:06Everyone smells and looks good.
34:08I'm on top of my game right now.
34:10I got bags to spin right now.
34:11Everybody know my name right now.
34:12Cheers to the night.
34:13Good vibes.
34:14Good times.
34:14Good times.
34:15Hi, queen.
34:16Hi.
34:17Hi.
34:17Hi.
34:18Hi.
34:18Hi.
34:19I'm about to perform a concert.
34:20You look like you're about to be in a war, too, though.
34:23You're like, I'm suited up.
34:24No, I really am.
34:25Just you wait.
34:26Hopefully tonight, we're supposed to have fun.
34:28And not deal with any drama.
34:30All right.
34:31Let me just get a paloma with a plucking rim.
34:32All right.
34:33I'm playing charcuterie.
34:34I am obsessed with people ordering for me, so.
34:37Oh, you're in good hands with me.
34:41How are you?
34:42Who is this queen?
34:43This is Savannah.
34:44Savannah is my youngest sibling.
34:47She, in my eyes, is just perfect in every way.
34:50But you want to know a little bit of dirt on Savannah?
34:53She hooked up with Peter once.
34:55Yeah.
34:56That Peter.
34:57Savannah, what the are you doing?
34:58Your hair is beautiful.
34:59All right.
35:00None of you have, like, beautiful hair.
35:02It's winning.
35:03Oh, my goodness.
35:07Yay!
35:08Yay!
35:09Yay!
35:16Yay!
35:17How are you?
35:18How are you?
35:19Good old.
35:20That's all from Jiu Jitsu?
35:21Huh?
35:22That's all from Jiu Jitsu?
35:23I know.
35:24It's like when I scan, I feel this, like, electric shock, and it shoots down my spine.
35:27It's just scary, honestly.
35:28You should go to a chiropractor.
35:29I'm getting an MRI tomorrow.
35:30I think it's a pinched nerve.
35:31It's a pinched nerve.
35:32It happens to me all the time.
35:33Oh, you ordered food.
35:34I did wrist it.
35:35Hell yeah.
35:36I'm just in pain, so.
35:37Okay.
35:38I can't really stand getting an MRI.
35:39But I can't get cheese.
35:40I'm not a cheese guy.
35:41What do you want?
35:42I'll put some on the plate for you.
35:43No, I'll get it.
35:44They need forks.
35:45I don't want to, like, tell you something now.
35:46Okay.
35:47I just feel like you and I might be better just as friends.
35:51I just, like, feel a little overwhelmed when you tried to kiss me.
35:53It made me like a pinched nerve.
35:54I'm not a pinched nerve.
35:55It happened to me all the time.
35:56Oh, you ordered food.
35:57I did wrist it.
35:58Hell yeah.
35:59I'm just in pain.
36:00So.
36:01Okay.
36:02I can't really stand getting an MRI.
36:03But I can't even have cheese.
36:04I'm not a cheese guy.
36:05What do you want?
36:06I'll put some on the plate for you.
36:07No, I'll get it.
36:08It's a pipe.
36:09They need forks.
36:10It's a little bit overwhelmed when you tried to kiss me.
36:13It made me, like, really.
36:15I don't know.
36:16I don't know.
36:17But I feel like.
36:18I'm totally cool being friends.
36:20I hope your back feels better.
36:22Deep down inside, I'm hurt about this.
36:23I could feel my ego trying to just, like, cover it up and be like, Jason, don't act hurt.
36:28But we just had a date, and I had a chance to show her who I am, and now it's just all cut off.
36:32You all like her?
36:33She was like, I just want to be friends with you.
36:34And I was like, yeah, that's where we were at.
36:36Okay.
36:37Like she's playing games.
36:38I'm leaving her inside.
36:39I don't really know Angelica too well.
36:41I do get a lot of, like, weird, fake energy from her, though.
36:44Like, I can't really tell, like, her motives.
36:47We had a jujitsu class, and apparently she can't stand up.
36:52But she walked her ass over here.
36:54She actually sent Jason a picture of her at the gym
36:57the day after the jujitsu accident.
37:00She's full of .
37:01That's what it is.
37:04What's up?
37:05Hi.
37:06How are you?
37:06You look really good tonight.
37:07Oh, damn.
37:08You look really good tonight.
37:09How's going over here?
37:11Um, I'm just-
37:12Do you want to sit down?
37:13OK.
37:13I always should see you.
37:14I don't, like, get to talk to you.
37:17I was a little worried about, like, coming at you
37:20just because at first I was like, I don't know.
37:22She was, like, feeling me.
37:23Well, why didn't you ever say hi?
37:25I just didn't want to step on Jason's toes,
37:28because I know y'all were-
37:29His little tiny toes.
37:30Ah, don't do that.
37:31You don't want to hear his tiny little feelings.
37:34I always thought Angelica was hot,
37:37but I thought she was, like, madly in love with Jason.
37:41Bro code is super important,
37:43but the chemistry is just happening right now.
37:47Sorry.
37:48I think you're hot.
37:48Like, that's-
37:49But I don't know you.
37:51You don't need another S.
37:52That's all there is to it.
37:54Very good.
37:54Well, that's all I want to know.
37:55That's fair.
37:55Well, wait, look what's happening behind us.
37:57Oh, my God.
37:58I'm pretty sure it's been about 0.5 seconds
38:01since she was talking to Jason.
38:04I mean, girl, we do not have to homie hop.
38:07We could do a homie walk.
38:09I'm in this weird space where I'm trying not
38:12to get too attached to anything.
38:15Just trying everything with a pulse?
38:17No, no, no, no, not everything.
38:19I'm like, check it, check it, check it.
38:20OK, wait, let me see.
38:22Wait, you don't have a pulse, girl.
38:25I'll do that anyway, so I'll try it.
38:28Come on, come over here.
38:30I'm going to let her do her thing tonight.
38:33She's going to hook up with somebody else.
38:34Yeah.
38:35Jimmy and Patty?
38:36What the , bro?
38:38Oh, my God.
38:40I kind of want to butt in.
38:43Oh, wow, yeah.
38:44I like that.
38:45What's going on here?
38:46Uh-oh.
38:47What's going on here?
38:50We're just having a really nice conversation.
38:55We're just two really sweet, nice people
38:58getting to know each other.
38:59It's looking like more than that.
39:00This is how you and I sit.
39:01OK.
39:03Yo, good luck.
39:03How are you?
39:04You good?
39:05Good luck.
39:06Good luck with her.
39:07What's that mean?
39:08What the does that mean?
39:09What's that mean?
39:10We're acting like we dated before.
39:12Uh-oh.
39:13All right, let's go.
39:14All right, let's go.
39:15Let's go.
39:16Let's go.
39:17Let's go.
39:18Let's go.
39:19Let's go.
39:20Let's go.
39:21Let's go.
39:22Let's go.
39:23Let's go.
39:24Let's go.
39:25Uh-oh.
39:26Uh-oh.
39:27He wishes.
39:28He wishes.
39:30Did Chris just use his penis pump so he'd walk over here
39:32and cock block me?
39:33You see, this pisses me off because obviously Jason's
39:35my best friend.
39:36I know.
39:37Shane's my boy.
39:37I know.
39:38And I'm like, is Shane going to do Jason dirty like that?
39:40But when it comes to bro code, you don't do that .
39:44You don't do that .
39:45What are you drinking?
39:46It's a wild berry martini.
39:48I don't understand what's happening with that.
39:50Yeah.
39:51It's confusing.
39:52She's all over Shane now, and I'm like, Angelico,
39:55you.
39:56Gosh, I hope I ate it out so the tequila doesn't, like,
39:58take over the situation that I'm really enjoying.
40:01And I just, like, .
40:02Let it take over.
40:03Oh, my God.
40:04It's coming out.
40:06I'm all right.
40:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
40:08You keep pulling it the out.
40:11You're pulling my tongue out.
40:12I hope your pull-out game is great.
40:16this bullshit.
40:17Let's have some fun.
40:18Let's take some ass.
40:18Let's go.
40:20Yeah.
40:20Oh.
40:21Take it off.
40:22Take it off.
40:23Woo!
40:24Woo!
40:25I only have a debit card.
40:26Pull them down.
40:27Pull them down.
40:28Pull them down.
40:29Pull my pants down.
40:30You look good.
40:31I appreciate that.
40:32I appreciate that.
40:33This is part of, like, that, like, riz that you have.
40:34No, no, no, no.
40:35Without the girls.
40:36No, no, no, no.
40:37It's not manipulative riz.
40:38It's true riz.
40:39No.
40:40Oh!
40:41Go crazy!
40:42Look at her dance.
40:43Boy, like.
40:44It's not manipulative riz.
40:45It's true riz.
40:46Oh!
40:47Oh!
40:48Oh!
40:49Oh!
40:50Oh!
40:51Oh!
40:52Oh!
40:53Oh!
40:54Oh!
40:55Oh!
40:56Oh!
40:57Oh!
40:58Oh!
40:59Oh!
41:00Oh!
41:01Let's go dance.
41:02Boy, like, let's go join them or something.
41:03I feel so bad we're not, like, in it with them.
41:04Oh!
41:05Oh!
41:06Oh!
41:07Oh!
41:08Let's go.
41:09Let's go.
41:10Very good.
41:14We're not bad people, okay?
41:16Are you all right?
41:17Are you all right?
41:18Dude, he's fine, bro.
41:20No.
41:22I don't give a .
41:25I dodged a bullet right there behind you.
41:32It just started right now.
41:34It started today.
41:42Slice out.
41:43Lay down your head.
41:44We are the monsters under your bed.
41:47Oh.
41:48We are the monsters.
41:55We are the monsters.
41:57We are the monsters.
41:58We are the monsters.
41:59She's balls and petty .
42:02What are we monsters?
42:06Next time on Vanderpump Rules.
42:09Are you going to model?
42:10Me.
42:11I am not getting undressed.
42:12Those days are over.
42:13Everybody say penis pump on three.
42:15Oh my God.
42:16And you're just being a little disrespectful.
42:18Talking all this .
42:19I know this information from your girl.
42:20You used to love each other.
42:21Yes.
42:22I love her.
42:23I would do anything for her.
42:24But you don't.
42:25No, I love her.
42:26I just don't like her.
42:27Respect, time and place.
42:29You broke my trust.
42:30What trust is theirs?
42:31I'm never going to tell you anything important ever again.
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