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Good Sports with Kevin Hart and Kenan Thompson Season 1 Episode 5 br January 6th 2026
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00:00The NFL playoffs are here and two things are certain the Rams will be passing and the Bears
00:08will be rushing oh wait Kenny you forgot one more and the Falcons will be watching
00:12Oh you son of a
00:28Welcome to Good Sports the show that's half sports half comedy and half talk damn I suck at fractions
00:34Ladies and gentlemen I'm Kevin Hart I'm Kenan Thompson did you have a good holiday break Kev?
00:39did I yes man I had an amazing holiday break I sat courtside with the family at a Lakers game
00:45uh you know we went to Aspen went to Aspen I did a little snowboard and skiing I celebrated my
00:50Golden Globe nominations congratulations on that yeah yeah that was cool man a lot I had a lot going
00:56on what'd you do Keenan uh it's actually a pretty messed up yeah um I saw vandalism um cannibalism
01:03and even a public execution I'm sorry what I was like what what'd you say yeah I watched
01:09the pop-tarts bowl oh okay I'm never going to be the same got it I don't know what flavor
01:14that is but why are we grilling pop-tarts BYU I hope you guys are hungry where are you going
01:20wait oh no let's toast those mascots cookies and cream
01:28cherry
01:30it's about 400 calories in that mouthful
01:33uh-huh you know if there was any time that I could get back in my life
01:42I would ask for those 20 seconds right there like what what what the fuck are we watching
01:48can you imagine being in the audience and then screaming put them in the toaster
01:58and then eat some oh eat that eat that pop-tart eat that pop-tart what school was that yeah what
02:05who was playing who was playing in that game oh oh oh the mormons oh got it got it big game big
02:14big well all right let's get into it out the gate out the gate oh my we're starting off with a bang
02:20people the Steelers had a miraculous win on Sunday night when the Ravens missed the last second field
02:25goal and this might be why this is a priest who is spreading holy water in that end zone
02:32the catholic community of pittsburgh is very strong and its size to the Steelers are everywhere this
02:38reminds me of a joke a priest a shaman and an asshole walk onto a field the bartender says
02:43what can i get for you aaron rogers
02:49all right this week brown's edge russia miles garrett broke the single season sack record yes
02:55he did congratulations man congrats we salute you miles and the best part is your dad was at
03:01the game to see it and there's his dad laurence who is a photographer himself miles has the hobby of
03:07photography as well he's got a professional that's better than what we got i think thing of beauty
03:11right there wow i guess we know what he got for christmas yeah yeah yeah my son got me this
03:23i can't bring in a fanny pack or an umbrella into the stadium but this guy can come in with the
03:27hubble telescope that ain't fair he's either taking pictures or he's looking at saturn's rings i don't
03:33know what he's doing man he's definitely not looking at the brown's rings because they ain't got
03:38none no no no god damn right they ain't got none all right people prepare yourselves for the worst
03:43rushing attempt by an nfl running back in over three decades journey it's been a two-time pro bowler
03:49oh my god his wife was like emmanuel next time you need to ask for directions that's right
04:08because that's what wives be saying no no i got it you know what i'm saying no i got it when you said
04:12it i got it do it do it again do it again something again one more time yeah damn this
04:18one this one's gonna hit watch his wife was like emmanuel next time you need to ask for directions
04:28devon booker is one of the greatest shooting guards to play for the phoenix suns even when
04:33things get a little dark in the paint he finds a way to shine where the suns don't
04:37out gets the drive gets control of the ball oh wow look at that wow wow usually you got to go to
04:45an airport bathroom to get this kind of action you know being a hockey goalie is one of the toughest
04:52jobs in sports let's see how two professionals prepare at the highest level includes visualization
04:58on the bench and so does dustin wolf's helibook has won vesinus so clearly it works for him and wolf is
05:03the flames present and future and goal they were both on their benches for five or six minutes
05:08that's how i look when i pretend to be reading the script yeah yeah yeah that's good yeah yeah
05:14that's good yeah okay this is this is me this is me getting ready for a field sobriety test here you go
05:25i can't i can't walk on that line ain't nobody ask too much of nothing look at my eyes
05:34despite beating yukon 41 to 16 in their bowl game the army players struggled to dump gatorade on
05:40their own coach for a group that had nine one now y'all better get your ass out of here
05:45no you ain't gonna get me i don't with the code i told y'all that i don't with the code no y'all go ahead
05:50now y'all slow y'all slow y'all slow get your ass get off of me get off and it knock them over
05:57see that huh yeah this is part of the army's don't splash don't tell policy
06:03everybody quiet everybody be quiet ain't nobody see nothing
06:13now before the armed forces bow some paratroopers put on a display of american military dominance
06:19oh now wait a second i'm okay i'm okay i'm good though oh man show one more time
06:31show one more time like the panic just as a hey hey hey hey move open up open up open up
06:40yeah yeah damn it catch me catch me somebody who wanna catch me why are they still doing i don't
06:50understand why they still doing the parachute into the stadiums thing like it's so many of them don't
06:54work is that a thing yeah like so many of them so many of them go completely completely bad
07:01like how are you supposed to see that it's just bad like one little string that caught him and then
07:05they gotta wait for him to get the whole parachute thing after the accident excuse me excuse me
07:13i gotta get all this excuse me oh my god talk about bad field position that's horrible yeah he landed
07:19out the back of the end zone so they placed him on the 25 yard line that's all right ladies and
07:24gentlemen that is called out the gate that's our next guest is a three-time super bowl champion
07:32with the dallas cowboys that's right last week his college team the miami hurricanes got their second
07:38win in the college playoff please welcome michael irvin michael irvin look at him yeah look at him
07:47look at him man you look good hey what's up man how you doing kevin i'm good how you guys doing man
07:53it's great to be on with you guys man kevin i haven't seen you since i did that show with you
07:57last time in la yeah so good to see you bro on purpose man i gotta start off by telling you happy
08:04new year man wishing you and yours a very big and blessed i don't subscribe to a happy new year
08:11i subscribe to the happy you year it's the happy new year you see what i'm saying that's what i'm
08:19talking about right there because the way this thing is going it's been a happy new year we just
08:24got to keep it going okay real quick mike just uh checking for myself is this a you uh that's the you
08:30right yeah that's the you oh okay i came up with this sign this to you and i did the commercial
08:38after i came up with it on espn a long time ago and if i ever tell you how why i came up with the
08:43you i was working with chris berman and tom jackson i just got the job right and i'm driving to my
08:51first show what time was i always knew this was a morning show okay good drive you know what i mean
08:58it's a good drive it's an early morning show and i'm thinking about what chris berman is going
09:02to say because you always say to tom jackson where is he from where is he from and he says
09:08so i did not want to say anything had to do with cane hurricane cocaine no kind of cane so i said to
09:17you i started right there and that's how we got it you're thinking you're thinking that's my right
09:23what you're doing right right right and then the next the next time i did the commercial i came home
09:28we did a commercial we were like this is too small this is too much but this is just right
09:34oh yeah yeah yeah that's right so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah mike i'll be honest with you man i feel
09:42like we could have got to that a lot sooner man in that story no no no no no no no i like that
09:49uh after you guys beat ohio state man you had a strange way of celebrating yeah you didn't know the
09:54belt is off can you explain explain the thought process well y'all know man it's all you you know
10:08everybody always talking bta belt to ass so the last couple games everybody they never give us any
10:16opportunity to win and i keep telling them y'all messing with a bunch of florida boys and down in
10:22florida we know how we know how to put bta because we got bta a lot you know when i was doing that
10:30kenan what you said is exactly what they said to carmen you could tell he got his ass whooped when
10:36he was a kid but you know what i'm saying hey there you say you can tell he got his ass whooped and
10:41you can tell he whooped some ass okay yeah yeah all right so what does miami need to do to beat
10:48old miss this week and old miss is an incredible football team not that quarterback my my yard man
10:56today right he was supposed to be fixing the damn sprinklers what time was this he said that that was
11:02about 3 30 this afternoon damn right he said to me he don't know nothing about football i said mike
11:08that old miss quarterback looked like patrick mahone i said man fix my damn sprinklers and share
11:13all right another question for you is old miss better without lane kiffin it's hard for me to
11:25say you're better without lane kiffin because clay's a great coach but sometimes it's not just about
11:30skill it's about a collective will and when teams come together and say we'll show the world we can
11:36do it without lane kiffin i hope they're not better come thursday when we play when you were dominating
11:42college football they weren't paying players do you think that it's only fair that you and others
11:47like you get reparations or do you feel like you've been taken care of yeah no i feel like i've been
11:53taken care of they cheated me they cheated me i had i got 25 on the weekend i got 16 brothers and
12:01sisters they took 16 of those so i was left with nine dollars yeah i got cheated i want my money if they
12:08got it i want my money that's not that we should sue that's not a bad idea well hold on mike well
12:13wait a minute man what happened you're just doing this man you know go back to this man
12:19i'm talking about sue the whole thing not just to you
12:29well y'all crazy man
12:35you played in bowl games back when they had simple names like the orange and the sugar and the fiesta
12:39right but now there are new bowl game names every single year and it's hard to tell if they're real
12:44or they made up so we put together a list of bowl game names and you got to decide if they are real
12:49or just some bowl yeah that's right this is bowl or bowl shit yes let's go yes sir all right first up
12:57wasabi fenway bowl what you think bowl or bowl oh that's bullshit that's bullshit oh that's
13:04bullshit i never heard about a wasabi all right let's see the answer that one is
13:08that one's actually real that was actually real yeah army army beat connecticut 41 to 16.
13:17okay by the way you can tell that we didn't believe it because we checked with producers is that real
13:21is that real right okay okay got it got it got it that's that actually happened i definitely thought
13:27that was bullshit okay all right all right next we got oh this is good for me right look at this right
13:32here i do well with these um the yoshinoa beef bowl um what do you think you know yoshinoya oh is that
13:41yoshinoya is that what that is hold on mike give us a second because i have a problem with uh pronouncing
13:47words that i've never seen uh let me take another crack at that okay uh you sure that's yoshinoya yo
13:54oh yoshinoya oh okay because i i thought it i thought it was that's my favorite i thought it was
14:00yeah okay i got it i got it now you know i know it here we go you ready all right next we got the
14:06yoshinoya beef bowl yeah i do love beef pause but i'm going to show this is
14:14bullshit all right well let's see the answer let's see the answer right now all right yep that's it
14:22that man knows his bowls he knows his bones all right now we got this one here the bush's best
14:27boca raton bowl of beans what you think michael bush's best that's bullshit is boca
14:34raton i i know about boca raton i don't think that that's messing with bush's best
14:38uh-huh all right let's see let's see let's see let's see the answer oh it's real real that one
14:46is real louisville beat toledo 27 to 22. yeah all right next we got the mark davis bowl cut bowl
14:58what do we think about that no that's bullshit right there are you sure i don't know my mom used
15:03to take me to that bowl that's the i'm familiar with that bowl yeah the one they put on your head
15:08let's see what happens all right let's see the answer that one is fake yes yes good call michael
15:17all right finally it's the plan b
15:25the plan b oopsie daisy bowl
15:32what do you think is this a real bowl or not okay well
15:38and with all the brothers that play in football and all the plan b that's needed i'm gonna call
15:43that a real bowl
15:48unfortunately unfortunately it's fake it's fake yeah that was okay it's fake but i get it i get it i get
15:56what he's saying though it should be celebrated the one bowl that notre dame never pulled out
16:01out of him yeah i got you all right folks that was bowler bull
16:05bullshit yes yes yes yes thank you so much michael yes hey man mike listen we want to wish you and
16:12the hurricanes good luck against the rebels man before you go we will give you the floor to tell
16:17old miss cooler what you got coming for him okay we'll give you the floor right now oh you better
16:21believe it right talk to it right there talk to it let me let them know right now that this has been a
16:26hell of a season and you guys ought to be proud of all you have accomplished but right now come thursday
16:32afternoon i'm gonna need you to bitten over and take this belt to ass you know what i'm saying
16:38yeah that's what i'm gonna need yeah you heard him you heard what he said you're gonna take that belt
16:42to ass you punk bitch yeah yeah that's what i'm saying that's it anything else michael you good
16:47that's it no no no you can finish it up you know how to finish okay well we'll we'll deal with
16:53him when you go man get get mike about it that's right man thank you so much for being here mr playmaker
16:57good luck to the u and the fiesta bowl thank you so much michael ervin we will be right back yes sir
17:03yes sir mike we love you mike thank you man this week in sports history january 6 1994 at the u.s
17:13figure skating championship in detroit nancy kerrigan was stuck with a nightstick it wasn't the first time
17:20someone was attacked by a police baton in detroit but it was the first time it happened to a white lady
17:26and that's important that was this week in sports history the end of the nfl regular season also
17:34means the end of the nfl red zone shout out to scott hansen but for those who love non-stop scoring
17:39action don't worry the nba is dipping their toe into the water with kevin hart man do you ever say no to
17:47anything can you just hush man just watch it please welcome to nba splash zone where we bring you every
17:53three-pointer dunk block floater up and under fadeaway jumper reverse layup from every second of every
17:59game every day of the week let's get wet let's get wet let's start with the lakers and clippers yeah
18:05now bring up the maz and bulls wait wait no go go nuggets and pacers and okc in uh detroit okay okay both of
18:14those games in the splash zone okay all right now go clippers clippers are on a fast break and oh looks like
18:20you hold on hold on we just added some more game okay no look we got it we got it no no we got 16
18:25games in four quarters splash turn from center who just did that okay we backed the minnesota bottom
18:30left no that's not minnesota that's memphis memphis and minnesota i get them i get them mixed up because
18:34of the end was that cooper flag was that cooper flag it it was cooper flag okay they're scoring they're
18:40scoring over there and they're scoring up what's that comment in the chat okay look if you want to chime in
18:46then there's a chat then bill won't didn't bill won't die who's making a toast you're doing it too
18:51much it's too much happening and i told you the idea was stupid in the first place it's stupid this has
18:56been nba splash zone come on out splash zone baby i like that that's everything everything is happening so
19:03fast yeah man yeah all right the nfl regular season just ended and it was nothing short of entertaining
19:08mostly due to the fans yeah tonight we'd like to take a look back on some of our favorite fan moments
19:14from the season this is pandemonium come on fans now we've all seen this clip but this young man
19:21sums up what being a jets fan is all about take a look i hate this team i was born into this and i
19:28i'm not gonna ever i'm always a jets fan but like i just i hate this team yeah yeah yeah yeah got it
19:36that about sums it up it's tough yeah it's tough it's a hard job yeah since that interview they've only
19:40gotten worse very true very true nfl fans would do anything for their team to win but this next guy
19:47might have taken it a little too far and if you think we're talking about his outfit wait till you
19:51hear about his politics what's the craziest thing you would sacrifice for the cowboys to win it all i
19:55don't want to say this because it's crazy but probably my family getting getting deported man
19:59damn that is cold ice cold oh come on man i know what are you doing man right there you couldn't
20:08leave it there i could you had to go pick it up anyway oh my goodness yeah this guy's wearing a
20:13mask and a sombrero you know here's my question how do you dress both like ice and the people they
20:18deport how do you do we're gonna we're gonna get cancelled yeah the last show thanks it's been a
20:28great ride everybody that's crazy i just got to point out that we've watched all these unhinged
20:35fans clips and i haven't seen one eagles fan that's because we're only halfway through the segment
20:41why don't we take a look at this next clip
20:43oh that's right yeah yeah yeah yeah there you go what's up what's up man what's up good luck today
20:54that's right that's a child yeah you know what he said he said go bird that's what he said
20:59was that you
21:04audience haven't laughed that hard all night i mean that was a group laugh at the same time
21:10child trying to say no that's just how we say hello in philly that's all that is that's all
21:14right now eagles fans aren't exactly the sharpest talons in the claw exhibit a
21:26i'm not gonna let y'all tease him because i know what he spells yeah i know what he was trying to spell
21:31he just took the longer road to get there
21:32it's as you guys damn it thank god this guy isn't a fan of the buccaneers
21:47did he go to avid elementary come on come on kenny look man this whole thing really starts
21:53uh at the top okay check out check out philly mayor last year
22:00come on that's right that's right y'all blaming the wrong person
22:06y'all blaming the wrong person okay she must be one of the teachers at abbott elementary
22:12yeah kevin why don't you spell eagles i can spell eagles you don't think i know how to spell it come on
22:17okay e-a-g-l-e-s eagles you already know what it is philadelphia ladies and gentlemen that was
22:25fandomonium
22:31all right our next guest is an actor a producer a marvel superhero and he trains harder than most
22:37professional athletes that's right he does you can watch him in the copenhagen test streaming on
22:41peacock please welcome my guy simu lee let's go simu we see you we see you how are you guys i'm
22:50really good man it's good to see you good to see you as well man simu in your new show you play an
22:54intelligence analyst whose eyes and ears get hacked okay i want to know what that means and i also want
22:59to know if i can use that with my wife yeah that makes sense no you definitely could use it with with
23:04your wife yeah so in our show i play a character he gets this nano technology embedded in his brain
23:10so it broadcasts everything that he sees and everything that he hears for example if your wife
23:15was hacked if you hacked your wife yeah and then you were you know in bed with your wife yeah you
23:20could watch it back from her perspective i don't want to see that and you would it would just see you
23:26i don't want to see that whatever face that you make yeah yeah well i definitely don't want to see
23:30that yeah i don't want that technology at all you uh you're a big basketball fan yeah you played in
23:37that 2023 nba celebrity game let's just watch you a little bit in action this is everybody's
23:42shooting at the ruffle though i don't oh what'd you say what'd you say one more time oh yeah don't
23:50give him room hey don't give him room hey that's all right no you got to get that love thank you so
23:56much no i'll be honest i didn't know what i was going to see and i didn't expect to see that i did not
24:01expect this because i'm asian isn't it you just i was a little racist i was definitely a little
24:05racist when i was i was not getting the benefit of the doubt when you shot the ball no my reaction
24:10was actually really right oh oh by the way your reaction was the exact same as d-wade's because
24:15d-wade he was giving an interview when i shot it and he you could clearly see him being like this
24:19motherfucker's like why the is he trying yeah but not everybody can say that they made a four
24:23pointer in front of d-wait no i think i might be the only one because the ruffles the this i don't
24:27know what this ruffles four point thing is but they i think it's only in the celebrity
24:31game i don't think anyone else has ever shot it no no i'm i'm thoroughly impressed but i don't
24:35think they're really impressed by that thank you so much thank you it might be the best thing i've
24:38ever done you get paid by ruffles because you didn't have to say you could have just said four
24:42point play yeah no you're right what's going on are you getting a check from ruffles no i wish
24:47i wish okay all right well from the frito-lay company he's shouting y'all out give him what he
24:52deserves now that's right he shot from the ring that was give him what he deserves i did that for free
24:56yeah i did that for free not just now i just got the check attached to it okay that's what i do
25:00okay okay that's what i do okay all right trust me when i tell you they come i know i know i know
25:05i know you got your back do the right thing don't be racist okay
25:11just saying you in the upcoming avengers yeah the doomsday movie huge come on now
25:21that's like being on an all-star team right clearly robert downey jr is like a lebron
25:26yeah i'd say so who might be the draymond get a little gossip so by draymond you mean like
25:33doesn't don't really do a lot talks a lot the enforcer kind of enforcer yeah yeah yeah who would
25:38that be i'm sorry no shade to draymond i uh appreciate it no i uh uh mackey i'd probably say
25:44mackey yeah i'd probably say mackey that man talks a lot by the way that's pretty accurate yeah
25:49yeah yeah magic i'm not playing i've never played him in basketball but he seems to he seems to think
25:56that even though he's like probably almost 10 years older than me that he could take me and it's just
26:00not i mean you see you've seen me you saw me hit the ruffles hey listen you saw me hit the ruffles
26:04four-point shot you're not gonna get nothing from me i told you i'm very shocked i'll take ruffles
26:08ruffles yes do the right thing do the right thing we just need to check ruffles six times on this yes
26:14but it's all gonna make sense when it comes your way thank you let's make some news tonight give us
26:18a little uh avengers uh doomsday spoiler if you can yeah if you can tell us something i mean
26:23how's it end yeah
26:28okay how about this how about my life isn't about this since you can't say nothing here's what we'll do
26:32we'll read some potential avengers doomsday spoilers and you just tell us if they're true
26:37or not yeah okay yeah can we do that yeah all right yeah we can do that first up avengers doomsday is
26:44a musical and and wolverine is singing a neo-diamond song we're just asking is it is that happening
26:51yeah yeah for sure yeah okay okay all right chris evans and robert downey jr not senior junior
27:00they they go full heated rivalry i mean if it makes people watch the movie yeah yeah yeah
27:09for sure i think that one might be true he didn't right yeah yeah yeah spider-man
27:14is in the movie and uncle ben returns but it's the one from the rice
27:20is he in it it's true is that it it's all true man it's all true man i heard uncle ben and sam jackson go at it
27:31oh hey dude that's what i heard god bless you no it's the best rice i've ever had
27:44god damn it give me that goddamn rice motherfucker
27:49sam come on i make rice for everybody
27:54terrence howard is returning as iron man oh
27:58he wants to be iron man man
28:01iron mine iron man oh come on man come on man come on man what do you mean i can't come on man
28:08what you mean i can't be iron man what you're trying to say i can't be iron man
28:20you gotta tell them we're just for the people that don't get that that's a that's a hustle and flow
28:25joke it's a definitely hustle and feel good we can joke all day and have a lot of fun but simu the
28:31one thing that i will not joke about is your career your trajectory man when i talked to you last time
28:36you were just starting and you were excited about the things that were coming your way
28:39and it's dope as hell to see you flourish and fly the way you are man congrats on your new series
28:44more importantly congrats on another daggone avengers man things are going big and i don't
28:49plan on seeing you stop in no time soon okay uh give me a role in the near future buddy uh you
28:54know i got i got stuff that i want to do right ken like me and you there's no reason why we shouldn't
28:58be in these movies with i hear i hear they're looking for another ant-man what the
29:01fuck does that mean i'm just saying it's the perfect why'd you do this i just what does that
29:06mean i'm an ant-man what does that mean why'd you do this right here yeah yeah yeah which is
29:10american sign language i'm the big ant-man i'm the big one i'm the big ant-man so true yeah okay
29:16we'll shoot it low yeah not yeah ladies and gentlemen i want you to do me a favor and check out
29:21kova hagen test which is streaming somewhere else right now okay that's right somewhere else
29:28somewhere else this week in sports history january 8th 2000 the music city miracle the
29:36titans win an afc wild card game over the bills on a last second 75 yard kickoff return touchdown
29:43today the music city miracle refers to any time a bachelorette party makes it home from nashville
29:50with zero cracked phone screens and that was this week in sports history
29:55the ladies and gentlemen that is our show i want to say thanks so much to our god michael irvin
30:01simu lee you yes it did yes we will see you next tuesday good night and good sports good sports
30:09good night
30:13credits these are the credits look at that guy credits what does she do credits
30:23oh we got kevin and keenan don't you ever forget it and there's a guy in the bay who does all the edits
30:30and there's a lot of other people doing other jobs too but i don't know what half of them are
30:36like what's the best boy what's a key grip where everybody came together to put on a show
30:46this has been good sports now it's time to go home it's the credits these are the credits
30:53credits
31:00all credits
31:10you
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