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00:00the NFL playoffs are here and two things are certain the Rams will be passing and the Bears
00:08will be rushing oh wait Kenny you forgot one more and the Falcons will be watching
00:12oh you son of a welcome to good sports the show that's half sports half comedy and half talk
00:33damn I suck at fractions ladies and gentlemen I'm Kevin Hart I'm Kenan Thompson did you have a good
00:38holiday break did I yes man I had an amazing holiday break I sat courtside with the family
00:44at a Lakers game you know we went to Aspen when asked when I did a little snowboard and skiing
00:49I celebrated my Golden Globe nominations congratulations on that yeah that was cool
00:55man a lot I had a lot going on what you do Keenan it's actually a pretty messed up yeah I saw vandalism
01:01cannibalism and even a public execution I'm sorry kid what I was like what
01:08what'd you say yeah I watched the pop-tarts bowl oh okay I'm never going to be the same got it
01:14I don't know what flavor that is but why are we grilling pop-tarts
01:16BYU I hope you guys are hungry where are you going oh no let's toast those mascots
01:26cookies and cream cherry
01:29about 400 calories in that mouthful
01:33you know if there was any time that I could get back in my life I would ask for those 20 seconds
01:44right here like what what the fuck are we watching can you imagine being in the audience
01:53and then scream in put them in the toaster
01:56and then eat some oh eat that eat that pop-tart
02:02eat that pop-tart what school is that yeah who was playing in that game
02:08oh
02:10oh
02:12got it got it got it big game big big game
02:15all right let's get into it out the gate out the gate oh my we're starting off with a bang people
02:20the Steelers had a miraculous win on Sunday night when the Ravens missed the last second field goal
02:25and this might be why this is a priest
02:28who is spreading holy water in that end zone
02:32the Catholic community of Pittsburgh is very strong
02:35and its size to the Steelers are everywhere
02:37this reminds me of a joke a priest a shaman and an asshole walk onto a field
02:42the bartender says what can I get for you Aaron Rodgers
02:45all right this week Brown's edge Russia Miles Garrett broke the single season sack record
02:55yes he did congratulations man congrats we salute you Miles and the best part is
03:00your dad was at the game to see it
03:02and there's his dad Lawrence who is a photographer himself
03:06Miles has the hobby of photography as well he's got a professional
03:09that's better than what we got I think
03:10that is a thing of beauty right there
03:11wow
03:12I guess we know what he got for Christmas
03:14yeah
03:15my son got me this
03:19I can't bring in a fanny pack or an umbrella into the stadium but this guy can come in
03:27with the Hubble telescope
03:28that ain't fair
03:30he's either taking pictures or he's looking at Saturn's rings
03:33I don't know what he's doing man
03:35he's definitely not looking at the Brown's rings
03:37because they ain't got none
03:38no no no
03:39god damn right they ain't got none
03:41all right people prepare yourselves for the worst rushing attempt by an NFL running back
03:45in over three decades
03:47journey it's been a two-time pro bowler
03:49come on
03:50nah get off
03:51come on now
03:51I got y'all
03:52nah no
03:53this is a bad idea
03:54all of this is bad
03:56I got it coach
03:57I got it coach
03:58oh my god
04:00his wife was like
04:02Emmanuel
04:02next time you need to ask for directions
04:05that's right
04:05that's what wives be saying
04:09no
04:09no I got it
04:11you know what I'm saying
04:12no I got it when you said it
04:13I got it
04:13that's what wives be saying
04:14do it again
04:15do it again
04:15all right hold on
04:15sell it again one more time
04:17yeah
04:17this one this one gonna hit
04:19watch
04:19his wife was like
04:22Emmanuel
04:23next time you need to ask for directions
04:26that's what it was
04:26that's what it was
04:28Devin Booker is one of the greatest shooting guards to play for the Phoenix Suns
04:32even when things get a little dark in the paint
04:34he finds a way to shine
04:36where the Suns don't
04:37gets the drive
04:39gets control of the ball
04:40oh wow look at that
04:42wow
04:42wow
04:43see that
04:43usually you gotta go to an airport bathroom to get this kind of action
04:47you know being a hockey goalie is one of the toughest jobs in sports
04:53let's see how two professionals prepare at the highest level
04:56includes visualization on the bench and so does Dustin Wolf
04:59Telebook has won Vezina
05:01so clearly it works for him
05:02and Wolf is the Flames present and future and goal
05:05they were both on their benches for five or six minutes
05:08that's how I look when I pretend to be reading the script
05:10yeah
05:11that's nice
05:12that's good
05:13yeah yeah yeah
05:14that's good
05:15yeah
05:16this is me
05:18this is me getting ready for a field sobriety test
05:21here you go
05:22I can't walk on that line
05:28ain't nobody ask too much of nothing
05:32look at my eyes
05:33despite beating UConn 41-16 in their bowl game
05:37the Army players struggled to dump Gatorade on their own coach
05:41see for a group that had 9-1 school games
05:43no y'all better get your ass out of here
05:44no y'all ain't gonna get me
05:46I don't fuck with the cold
05:48I told y'all that
05:48no y'all go in now
05:50y'all slow
05:51y'all slow
05:52get your hand
05:53get off me
05:53get off
05:54get off
05:55see that
05:57huh
05:58yeah
05:58this is part of the Army's
06:00don't splash
06:00don't tell policy
06:01everybody quiet
06:08everybody be quiet
06:10ain't nobody see nothing
06:12now before the Armed Forces Bo
06:15some paratroopers put on a display of American military dominance
06:19oh now wait a second
06:23I'm okay
06:24I'm okay
06:26I'm good though
06:27oh man
06:29show one more time
06:31show one more time
06:32the panic just
06:35hey hey
06:35hey
06:36move
06:36open up
06:37open up
06:39move
06:39open up
06:40yeah
06:41yeah
06:42damn it
06:44catch me
06:45catch me
06:46hey somebody
06:47somebody catch me
06:49why do they still do
06:49I don't understand why they still doing the parachute into the stadiums thing
06:53like so many of them don't work
06:54is that a thing
06:56yeah like so many of them
06:57so many of them go completely
06:59completely bad shit
07:01like
07:01how are you supposed to see that
07:03it's just bad
07:03there's like one little string that caught him
07:05and then they gotta wait for him to get the whole parachute thing after the accident
07:08excuse me
07:09excuse me
07:10excuse me
07:10I gotta get all this
07:14excuse me
07:15oh my god
07:16talk about bad field position
07:17that's horrible
07:18yeah
07:18he landed out the back of the end zone
07:20so they placed him on the 25 yard line
07:22that's alright
07:24ladies and gentlemen
07:25that is called
07:26out the gate
07:26that's out the gate
07:27our next guest is a three time Super Bowl champion with the Dallas Cowboys
07:34that's right
07:34last week his college team
07:36the Miami Hurricanes
07:37got their second win in the college playoff
07:39please welcome
07:40Michael Irvin
07:41Michael Irvin
07:43look at him
07:45yeah
07:46look at him
07:47look at him man
07:48he look good don't he
07:49hey what's up man
07:50how you doing Kevin
07:51I'm good
07:51how you guys doing man
07:53it's great to be on with you guys man
07:55Kevin I haven't seen you since I did that show with you last time in LA
07:58yeah
07:59on purpose
07:59good to see you bro
08:00on purpose man
08:01I gotta start off by telling you happy new year man
08:05wishing you and yours a very big and blessed
08:07I don't subscribe to a happy new year
08:11I subscribe to the happy you year
08:14it's the happy you year
08:16you see what I'm saying
08:18that's what I'm talking about right there
08:20cause the way this thing is going
08:22it's been a happy new year
08:24we just gotta keep it going
08:25okay
08:26real quick Mike
08:26just checking for myself
08:28is this a you
08:28that's the you
08:30right
08:30yeah
08:31that's the you
08:33that is the you
08:34I came up with this sign
08:36this to you
08:37and I did the commercial
08:38after I came up with it on ESPN
08:40a long time ago
08:41and if I ever tell you
08:42how why I came up with the you
08:44I was working with Chris Berman
08:46and Tom Jackson
08:47I just got the job
08:48right
08:49and I'm driving
08:50to my first show
08:52what time was it
08:52I always knew
08:53this was a morning show
08:55okay
08:56so it's a good drive
08:57you know what I mean
08:58it's a good drive
08:58it's an early morning show
09:00and I'm thinking about
09:01what Chris Berman
09:02is going to say
09:03because you always say
09:04to Tom Jackson
09:04where is he from
09:05where is he from
09:06and he says
09:07Louis Berman
09:07he do be doing that
09:08so I did not want to say
09:10anything
09:11had to do
09:12with cane
09:14hurricane
09:14cocaine
09:15no kind of cane
09:17so I said to you
09:18I started it right there
09:20and that's how we got it
09:21you thinking
09:21you thinking
09:22that's what you're doing
09:23right
09:24right
09:24and then the next
09:26the next time I did the commercial
09:27I came home
09:28we did a commercial
09:29we were like
09:29this is too small
09:31this is too much
09:32but this is just right
09:34always have to
09:35always feel
09:36all about you
09:38so yeah
09:39tell them about it
09:40yeah yeah
09:40Mike I'll be honest with you man
09:41I feel like we could have got to that
09:43a lot sooner man
09:44in that story
09:44no no no no no
09:46I like that
09:48after you guys beat Ohio State
09:51man you had a strange way
09:52of celebrating
09:52yeah you didn't know
09:54the belt is off
09:55hey man
09:58hey
09:58can you explain that
10:04explain the thought process
10:06well y'all know man
10:07it's all
10:08you know
10:08everybody always talking
10:09BTA
10:10belt to ass
10:12so the last couple games
10:13everybody
10:14they never give us
10:15any opportunity
10:17to win
10:17and I keep telling them
10:19y'all messing with a bunch
10:20of Florida boys
10:21and down in Florida
10:22we know how
10:23we know how to put BTA
10:25because we got BTA
10:26a lot
10:27you know
10:28when I was doing that
10:29Kenan what you said
10:31is exactly what they said
10:32to Carmen
10:33you could tell
10:34he got his ass whooped
10:35when he was a kid
10:36you know what I'm saying
10:38so
10:38hey there you think
10:39you can tell he got his ass whooped
10:41hey you can tell he whooped some ass
10:42okay
10:42yeah
10:43yeah
10:43I do both sides of it
10:45alright so
10:46what does Miami need to do
10:48to beat Ole Miss this week
10:49and Ole Miss is
10:51an incredible football team
10:53that quarterback
10:54my yard man
10:56today
10:57right
10:57he was supposed to be
10:58fixing the damn sprinklers
10:59what time was this
11:00he said
11:00that was about
11:023.30 this afternoon
11:04damn right
11:04yeah
11:04he said to me
11:06he don't know nothing
11:07about football
11:07he said Mike
11:08that Ole Miss quarterback
11:09looked like Patrick Mahone
11:11I said man
11:11fix my damn sprinklers
11:12and shit
11:13I don't want to hear that from you
11:14whoa
11:15whoa
11:16that took a laugh
11:19didn't it
11:19that man's opinion
11:20that's all
11:20whoa
11:21alright another question for you
11:23is Ole Miss better
11:23without Lane Kiffin
11:24it's hard for me to say
11:25you're better without Lane Kiffin
11:26cause Lane's a great coach
11:28but sometimes
11:29it's not just about skill
11:31it's about a collective will
11:32and when teams come together
11:34and say
11:34we'll show the world
11:35we can do it without Lane Kiffin
11:38I hope they not better
11:39come Thursday
11:40when we play
11:41when you were dominating
11:42college football
11:43they weren't paying players
11:44do you think that it's only fair
11:46that you and others like you
11:47get reparations
11:49or do you feel like
11:50you've been taken care of
11:51they all feel like
11:53y'all been taken care of
11:54they treated me
11:55they treated me
11:56I had
11:57I got $25 on the weekend
11:59I got 16 brothers and sisters
12:02they took 16 of those
12:03so I was left with $9
12:05yeah I got cheated
12:06I want my money
12:07if they got it
12:08I want my money
12:09that's not a bad
12:10we should sue
12:11that's not a bad idea
12:12well hold on Mike
12:13well wait a minute man
12:13what happened
12:14you were just doing this man
12:15go back to this man
12:17I'm talking about
12:19sue the whole thing
12:20not just the you
12:21well y'all crazy man
12:31that's what we're talking
12:32come on
12:32come on
12:33Michael hold on
12:34listen Michael
12:35you played in bowl games
12:36back when they had
12:37simple names like
12:37the orange and the sugar
12:39and the fiesta
12:39right
12:40but now there are new
12:41bowl game names
12:42every single year
12:43and it's hard to tell
12:43if they're real
12:44or they're made up
12:45so we put together
12:46a list of bowl game names
12:47and you gotta decide
12:48if they are real
12:49or just some bowl shit
12:51yeah that's right
12:52this is bowl
12:53or bowl shit
12:55let's go
12:55yes sir
12:56alright first up
12:57wasabi fenway bowl
12:59what you think
13:00bowl or bowl shit
13:01oh that's bowl shit
13:02that's bowl shit
13:03that's bowl shit
13:04I never heard about
13:05it wasabi
13:06alright let's see the answer
13:07that one is
13:08that one's actually real
13:10that one's actually real
13:12yeah army
13:13army beat connecticut
13:1541 to 16
13:17okay by the way
13:18you can tell that
13:19we didn't believe it
13:19because we checked
13:20with producers
13:21is that real
13:21is that real
13:22right
13:22real okay
13:23alright okay
13:24got it got it
13:25that actually happened
13:27I definitely thought
13:28that was bowl shit
13:28okay
13:29alright next we got
13:30oh this is good for me
13:31right look at this
13:32right here
13:32I do well with these
13:33the Yashinoya beef bowl
13:36come on man
13:37what do you think
13:38you know Yashinoya
13:39oh
13:40is that Yashinoya
13:42yeah
13:42is that what that is
13:44hold on Mike
13:45give us a second
13:45because I have a problem
13:46with pronouncing words
13:48that I've never seen
13:48let me take another
13:50crack at that
13:51okay
13:51you sure that's Yashinoya
13:53yo
13:54oh Yashinoya
13:55oh okay
13:56because I
13:57I thought it was
13:59Yashinoya
13:59that's my favorite
13:59I thought it was
14:00okay
14:01I got it
14:02I got it now
14:03you know I know it
14:04here we go
14:04you ready
14:04alright next we got
14:06the Yashinoya beef bowl
14:08yeah
14:08I do love beef
14:11balls
14:12but
14:13I'm going to show
14:14this is bowl shit
14:15alright well let's see
14:16the answer
14:16let's see the answer
14:17right now
14:17alright
14:19yep
14:20that's it
14:20that's it
14:21that man knows
14:22it's bowls
14:23he knows it's bowls
14:24alright now we got
14:25this one here
14:25the Bush's best
14:27Boca Raton
14:28bowl of beans
14:29what you think Michael
14:30Bush's best
14:32that bowl shit
14:33is Boca Raton
14:34I know about
14:36Boca Raton
14:36I don't think
14:37that that's messing
14:38with Bush's best
14:39uh huh
14:39alright
14:40let's see
14:41let's see
14:41let's see the answer
14:42oh it's real
14:45that one is real
14:47Louisville beat
14:48Toledo
14:4927 to 22
14:51yeah
14:51alright next we got
14:53the Mark Davis
14:54bowl cut bowl
14:55what do we think
14:58about that
14:59that's bullshit
15:00right there
15:01are you sure
15:02I don't know man
15:03my mom used to
15:04take me to that bowl
15:04that's the
15:05I'm familiar with
15:06that bowl
15:06you know that bowl
15:07the one they put
15:08on your head
15:08let's see what
15:09happens
15:09alright let's see
15:10the answer
15:10that one is fake
15:13yes
15:13good call Michael
15:14I got it
15:15I got it
15:16I got it
15:17alright finally
15:18it's the plan B
15:19the plan B
15:26oopsie daisy bowl
15:28alright
15:28what do you think
15:33is this a real bowl
15:35or not
15:36okay
15:37well
15:37and with all the
15:39brothers that play
15:40in football
15:41and all the plan B
15:42that need it
15:43I'm gonna call that
15:43a real bowl
15:44unfortunately
15:48unfortunately
15:49unfortunately
15:50it's fake
15:51it's fake
15:52yeah that was
15:53it's fake
15:55but I get it
15:55I get it
15:56I get what he's saying
15:57though it should be
15:58celebrated
15:58that was the one bowl
15:59that Notre Dame
16:00never pulled out on
16:01yeah I got you
16:02alright folks
16:03that was
16:04bowl or bowl shit
16:06yes yes yes
16:07thank you so much
16:08Michael
16:09yes
16:10hey man Mike
16:11listen we want to wish
16:12you and the Hurricanes
16:13good luck
16:13against the Rebels
16:14man before you go
16:15we will give you
16:16the floor to tell
16:17Ole Miss Cooler
16:18what you got coming
16:19for them okay
16:19we're gonna give you
16:20the floor right now
16:20better believe it
16:21right there
16:22talk to it
16:22right there
16:23talk to it
16:24let me let them
16:24know right now
16:25that this has been
16:26a hell of a season
16:27and you guys
16:28ought to be proud
16:28of all you have
16:29accomplished
16:30but right now
16:31come Thursday afternoon
16:33I'm gonna need you
16:33to bend over
16:34and take this belt
16:35to ass
16:36you know what I'm saying
16:38that's what I'm gonna need
16:39yeah you heard
16:40you heard what he said
16:41you gonna take that
16:42belt to ass
16:43you punk bitch
16:44yeah
16:44yeah
16:45that's what I'm saying
16:46that's it
16:46anything else Michael
16:47you good
16:47that's it
16:48no no no
16:49you can finish it up
16:50you know I'll finish it up
16:51okay well we'll deal
16:53with him when you go
16:53man get Mike up out of here
16:55that's right man
16:55thank you so much
16:56for being here
16:57Mr. Playmaker
16:57and good luck to you
16:58and the Fiesta Bowl
16:59thank you so much
17:01Michael Irvin
17:02we will be right back
17:03yes sir
17:03yes sir
17:04Michael Irvin
17:04we love you Mike
17:05thank you man
17:06this week in sports history
17:08January 6th 1994
17:11at the U.S. figure skating championship in Detroit
17:15Nancy Kerrigan was stuck with a nightstick
17:18it wasn't the first time someone was attacked by a police baton in Detroit
17:22but it was the first time it happened to a white lady
17:25and that's important
17:27that was this week in sports history
17:30the end of the NFL regular season
17:34also means the end of the NFL Red Zone
17:36shout out to Scott Hanson
17:37but for those who love non-stop scoring action
17:40don't worry
17:41the NBA is dipping their toe into the water with
17:43Kevin Hart
17:45man do you ever say no to anything?
17:47will you just hush man
17:48just watch it please
17:50welcome to NBA Splash Zone
17:52where we bring you every three-pointer
17:54dunk, block, floater
17:55up and under fadeaway jumper
17:56reverse layup
17:57from every second of every game
17:59every day of the week
18:00Splash Zone
18:01let's get wet
18:02let's get wet
18:03let's start with the Lakers and Clippers
18:04yeah
18:05now bring up the Mads and the Bulls
18:07wait
18:07wait no go
18:08go Nuggets and Pacers
18:09and OKC and Detroit
18:12okay
18:13okay both of those games in the Splash Zone
18:15okay all right
18:17now go
18:17Clippers
18:18Clippers are on a fast break
18:19and oop
18:20looks like
18:20hold on
18:21we just added some more games
18:22okay no look
18:23we got it
18:24we got it
18:24no no look
18:25we got 16 games in full quarters
18:26Splash
18:27start from center
18:28who just did that
18:29okay we back to Minnesota
18:30bottom left
18:31no that's not Minnesota
18:32that's Memphis
18:32Memphis and Minnesota
18:33I get them mixed up
18:34because of the end
18:35Splash Zone
18:35was that Cooper flag
18:36was that Cooper flag
18:38fuck it
18:38it was Cooper flag
18:39Splash Zone
18:40they're scoring over there
18:41and they're scoring over
18:42what's that
18:43comment in the chat
18:44okay look
18:45if you want to chime in
18:46then there's a chat
18:47is that Bill Wong
18:48didn't Bill Wong die
18:49who's making a toast
18:50you're doing it too much
18:51it's too much happening
18:52and I told you the idea
18:53was stupid in the first place
18:55it's stupid
18:55this has been NBA Splash Zone
18:58come on now
18:59Splash Zone baby
19:00I like that
19:01that's everything
19:02everything is happening
19:02so fast
19:03yeah man
19:04chaos
19:04alright the NFL regular season
19:06just ended
19:06and it was nothing short
19:08of entertaining
19:08mostly due to the fans
19:10yeah
19:10tonight we'd like to take a look
19:11back on some of our
19:13favorite fan moments
19:14from the season
19:15this is
19:16Fandemonium
19:17come on fans
19:18now we've all seen this clip
19:20but this young man sums up
19:21what being a Jets fan
19:23is all about
19:23take a look
19:24I hate this team
19:25I was born into this
19:27and I'm not gonna ever
19:29I'm always a Jets fan
19:31but like
19:31I just
19:33I hate this team
19:34yeah
19:34yeah
19:35yeah
19:36got it
19:36that about sums it up
19:37it's tough
19:37yeah it's tough
19:38it's tough on the Jets fans
19:38it's a hard job
19:39yeah since that interview
19:40they've only gotten worse
19:41very true
19:42very true
19:42NFL fans would do anything
19:44for their team to win
19:46but this next guy
19:47might have taken it
19:47a little too far
19:48and if you think
19:49we're talking about his outfit
19:50wait till you hear about
19:51his politics
19:52what's the craziest thing
19:54you would sacrifice
19:54for the Cowboys to win it all
19:55I don't want to say this
19:56because it's crazy
19:57but probably my family
19:58getting deported man
19:59damn
20:00that is cold
20:01ice cold
20:02oh shit
20:03come on man
20:05I know
20:05what are you doing man
20:07it was right there
20:07you couldn't leave it there
20:09I couldn't
20:09you had to go pick it up anyway
20:10oh my goodness
20:12yeah
20:12this guy's wearing a mask
20:13and a sombrero
20:14you know Chris
20:15here's my question
20:15how do you dress both like ice
20:17and the people they deport
20:18how do you do
20:19we're gonna get cancelled
20:25yup
20:25the last show
20:27thanks
20:28it's been a great ride everybody
20:29this is our last show
20:30that's crazy
20:32I just gotta point out
20:34that we've watched
20:34all these unhinged fans clips
20:36and I haven't seen
20:37one Eagles fan
20:38that's because
20:39we're only halfway
20:40through the segment
20:40why don't we take a look
20:42at this next clip
20:43what's up
20:51what's up man
20:51what's up
20:52good luck today
20:53asshole
20:54that's right
20:55that's a child
20:55yeah you know what he said
20:56he said go bird
20:57that's what he said
20:58was that you
21:00audience haven't laughed
21:05that hard all night
21:06I mean that was a group laugh
21:09at the same time
21:10no that's just how we say
21:12hello in Philly
21:13that's all that is
21:14that's all that is
21:14now Eagles fans
21:15aren't exactly
21:16the sharpest talons
21:17in the claw
21:18exhibit 8
21:19E-L-S-E-S
21:22wrong
21:23Eagles
21:24I'm not gonna let y'all tease him
21:27because I know what he spells
21:28yeah
21:29I know what he was trying to spell
21:30he just took the longer road
21:32to get there
21:33thank God this guy
21:38isn't a fan of the Buccaneers
21:39oh my God
21:40did he go to Abbott Elementary
21:48come on
21:49come on
21:51Keenan look man
21:52this whole thing really starts
21:53at the top
21:54okay
21:55check out
21:55check out Philly Mayor
21:56last year
21:57E-L-E-S-E-E-S-E-S-E-E-S-E-E-S-E-S-E-E-S
22:03E-A-G-L-E-S-E-S-E-S
22:22Ladies and gentlemen, that was Fandemonium, let's go on.
22:29All right, our next guest is an actor, a producer, a Marvel superhero, and he trains harder than
22:37most professional athletes.
22:38That's right, he does.
22:39You can watch him in the Copenhagen Tests, streaming on Peacock.
22:42Please welcome my guy, Simu Lee.
22:45Let's go.
22:46Simu, we see you.
22:47We see you.
22:48How are you, man?
22:49I'm really good, man.
22:50Good to see you.
22:51Good to see you.
22:52Good to see you as well, man.
22:53Simu, in your new show, you play an intelligence analyst whose eyes and ears get hacked, okay?
22:57I want to know what that means, and I also want to know if I can use that with my wife.
23:02Yeah, that makes sense.
23:03No, you definitely could use it with your wife.
23:05Yeah, so in our show, I play a character, he gets this nanotechnology embedded in his
23:10brain, so it broadcasts everything that he sees and everything that he hears.
23:14For example, if your wife was hacked, if you hacked your wife, and then you were in bed
23:19with your wife.
23:20Yeah.
23:21You could watch it back from her perspective.
23:22I don't want to see that.
23:23And they would just see you.
23:24Yeah, I don't understand a lot more.
23:25Yeah, I don't want to see that.
23:27Whatever face that you make, you could get a nice close-up there.
23:30I definitely don't want to see that.
23:32Yeah, I don't want that technology at all.
23:34You're a big basketball fan.
23:36Yeah.
23:37You played in the 2023 NBA Celebrity Game.
23:39Yes, sir.
23:40Let's watch you a little bit in action.
23:41This is...
23:42Everybody's shooting at the ruffle, though.
23:43I don't...
23:44Oh!
23:45Oh!
23:46What'd you say, D-Way?
23:47What'd you say?
23:48One more time.
23:49Oh, yeah.
23:50Don't give him room.
23:51Hey!
23:52Don't give him room mode.
23:53Hey!
23:54That's all right.
23:55No, you got to get that love.
23:56Thank you so much.
23:57I'll be honest, I didn't know what I was going to see, and I didn't expect to see that.
23:59Yeah, you thought you were going to...
24:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:01I did not expect to see that.
24:02It's because I'm Asian, isn't it?
24:03You just...
24:04I was a little racist.
24:05I was definitely a little racist when I was expecting to see.
24:07I was not getting the benefit of the doubt.
24:08All right.
24:09When you shot the ball, my reaction was actually really right.
24:11I was like, oh!
24:12Oh!
24:13By the way, your reaction was the exact same as D-Way's.
24:15Because D-Way, he was giving an interview when I shot it, and he...
24:18You could clearly see him being like, this motherfucker is like, why the fuck is he trying to shot?
24:22Yeah, but not everybody can say that they made a four-pointer in front of D-Way.
24:25No, I think I might be the only one, because the ruffles...
24:29One thing is, but they...
24:30I think it's only in the celebrity game.
24:31Yeah, it's only in the celebrity game.
24:32I don't think anyone else has ever shot it.
24:33No, no, no.
24:34I'm thoroughly impressed.
24:35Thoroughly impressed by that, man.
24:36Thank you so much.
24:38It might be the best thing I've ever done in my life.
24:39You being paid by ruffles?
24:40Because you didn't have to say...
24:41You could have just said four-point play.
24:42Four-point play.
24:43Yeah, no, you're right.
24:44Ruffles.
24:45What's going on?
24:46Are you getting a check from ruffles?
24:47No, I wish.
24:48I wish.
24:49Okay, all right.
24:50From the Frito-Lay company?
24:51You shouting y'all out.
24:52Give him what he deserves, now.
24:53That's right.
24:54He shot from the ring.
24:55Give him what he deserves.
24:56I did that for free.
24:57I did that for free.
24:58Not just now.
24:59I just got the check attached to it.
25:00Okay.
25:01That's what I do.
25:02Okay.
25:03Trust me when I tell you...
25:04I know you got your back.
25:06Do the right thing.
25:07Don't be racist.
25:08Okay.
25:12Just saying.
25:13You in the upcoming Avengers.
25:15Yeah, the Doomsday movie.
25:16Huge.
25:17Come on now.
25:18Huge.
25:19Huge.
25:20Huge.
25:21Huge.
25:22That's like being on an all-star team, right?
25:24Clearly, Robert Downey Jr. is like a LeBron.
25:26Yeah, I'd say so.
25:27Who might be the Draymond?
25:28Mmm.
25:30Get a little gossip.
25:31So by Draymond, you mean like...
25:33Doesn't really do a lot.
25:34Talks a lot.
25:35Enforcer, kind of.
25:36Enforcer, yeah.
25:37Who would that be?
25:38I'm sorry.
25:39No shade to Draymond.
25:40I'm pretty shady.
25:41No, I...
25:43Mackie.
25:44I'd probably say Mackie.
25:45Enforcer than Mackie.
25:46Yeah, I'd probably say Mackie.
25:47By the way.
25:48That man talks a lot.
25:49By the way, that's pretty accurate.
25:50Yeah.
25:51Mackie.
25:52Mackie.
25:53Out there.
25:54I've never played him in basketball, but he seems to...
25:55He's intense.
25:56He seems to think that, even though he's like, probably almost ten years older than me,
25:59that he could take me.
26:00And it's just not.
26:01I mean, you've seen me.
26:02You saw me hit the Ruffles.
26:03Hey, listen.
26:04You saw me hit the Ruffles four-point shot.
26:05You're not going to get nothing from me.
26:06I told you.
26:07I'm very shocked.
26:08I'll take something from Ruffles.
26:09Yes.
26:10Do the right thing.
26:11Do the right thing, Ruffles.
26:12We just name-checked Ruffles six times on this segment.
26:14Yes, but it's all going to make sense when it comes your way.
26:17Let's make some news tonight.
26:18Give us a little Avengers Doomsday spoiler, if you can.
26:21Yeah, if you can.
26:22Tell us something.
26:23I mean...
26:24How's it end?
26:25Yeah.
26:28Okay, how about this?
26:29My life is in danger, for sure.
26:30How about this?
26:31Since you can't say nothing, here's what we'll do.
26:32Okay.
26:33We'll read some potential Avengers Doomsday spoilers, and you just tell us if they're true or not.
26:38Yeah.
26:39Okay?
26:40Yeah.
26:41Can we do that?
26:42Yeah.
26:43Let's do it.
26:44First up, Avengers Doomsday is a musical, and Wolverine is singing a Neil Diamond song.
26:49We're just asking.
26:50Is that happening?
26:51Yeah.
26:52Yeah.
26:53For sure.
26:54Yes.
26:55True.
26:56All right.
26:57Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr.
26:59Uh-huh.
27:00Not Senior.
27:01Junior.
27:02They go full heated rivalry.
27:06I mean, if it makes people watch the movie, yeah.
27:08Yeah?
27:09Yeah.
27:10For sure.
27:11I don't know.
27:12I think that one might be true.
27:13He didn't...
27:14Spider-Man is in the movie, and Uncle Ben returns.
27:19But it's the one from the rice.
27:21Oh.
27:26Is he in it?
27:27It's true.
27:28Is that it?
27:29Is that true?
27:30It's all true, man.
27:31I heard Uncle Ben and Sam Jackson go at it.
27:32Oh.
27:33Hey, dude.
27:34That's what I heard.
27:35God bless you.
27:36That's what I heard.
27:37It's the best rice I've ever had.
27:38God damn it.
27:39Give me that goddamn rice, motherfucker!
27:40Sam, come on.
27:41I make rice for everybody.
27:43Terrence Howard is returning as Iron Man.
27:45Oh.
27:46He wants to be Iron Man.
27:47Man.
27:48Man.
27:49He .
27:50I own .
27:51I make rice for everybody.
27:53Terrence Howard is returning as Iron Man.
27:55Oh.
27:56I want's to be Iron Man.
27:57Be Iron Man.
27:58I own mine.
27:59Oh.
28:00Come on, man.
28:01That's a deep.
28:02Come on, man.
28:03That's a deep dive.
28:04What'd you mean I can't...
28:05What'd you mean I can't be Iron Man?
28:07I'm Iron Man.
28:08Iron Man.
28:10Iron Man.
28:16What you trying to say, I can't be Iron Man?
28:19You got to tell them, that's for the people that don't get that.
28:23That's a hustle and flow joke.
28:25It's a definitely hustle and flow joke.
28:28We can joke all day and have a lot of fun, but Simu, the one thing that I will not joke
28:32about is your career, your trajectory, man.
28:34When I talked to you last time, you were just starting and you were excited about the things
28:38that were coming your way and it's dope as hell to see you flourish and fly the way you
28:42are, man.
28:43Congrats on your new series.
28:44More importantly, congrats on another daggone Avengers, man.
28:48Things are going big and I don't plan on seeing you stop in no time soon.
28:51Okay?
28:52Give me a role in the near future, buddy.
28:54You know, I got stuff that I want to do, right?
28:56Ken, like me and you, there's no reason why we shouldn't be in these movies with you.
28:59I hear they're looking for another Ant-Man.
29:01What the fuck does Ant-Man?
29:02I'm just saying, it's the perfect...
29:04Why'd you do this?
29:05What does that mean?
29:06I'm an Ant-Man.
29:07What does that mean?
29:08Why'd you do this right here?
29:09This is the Ant-Man.
29:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:11Which Ant-Man am I?
29:12This is American Sign Language for Ant-Man.
29:13I'm the big Ant-Man.
29:14I'm the big Ant-Man.
29:15So true.
29:16Yeah, okay.
29:17We'll shoot it low.
29:18Yeah, we'll...
29:19Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to do me a favor and check out COVID Hagen Tests, which
29:23is streaming somewhere else right now.
29:25Okay?
29:26It's on Peacock.
29:27It's on Peacock.
29:28It's somewhere else.
29:29Let's do it somewhere else.
29:30This week in sports history, January 8th, 2000.
29:35The Music City Miracle.
29:36The Titans win an AFC wildcard game over the Bills on a last-second 75-yard kickoff return
29:43touchdown.
29:44Today, the Music City Miracle refers to any time a bachelorette party makes it home from
29:49Nashville with zero cracked phone screens.
29:51And that was this week in sports history.
29:56Ladies and gentlemen, that is our show.
29:58I want to say thanks so much to our guy, Michael Irvin.
30:01Simu Liu.
30:02Yes, indeed.
30:03Yes, yes.
30:04We will see you next Tuesday.
30:07Good night and good sports.
30:08Good sports.
30:09Yes.
30:10Credits.
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30:16Look at that guy.
30:19Credits.
30:20What does she do?
30:22Credits.
30:23Oh, we got Kevin and Keenan, don't you ever forget it.
30:27And there's a guy in the Bay who does all the edits.
30:30And there's a lot of other people doing other jobs, too.
30:34But I don't know what half of them are.
30:37Wait.
30:38What's the best boy?
30:40What's a key grip?
30:42Eh.
30:43Where everybody came together to put on a show.
30:46This has been good sports.
30:47Now it's time to go home.
30:49It's the credits.
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30:54Yo, yo, yo, the credits.
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