- 7 months ago
salish matter, saysay matter, kaido roberts, james stell, hudson matter, jordan matter, date, prank, fake date, smurfs
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00:00Guys, I'm going on a date today, and I know my dad's gonna follow me.
00:03And at the end of the day, we're going public with our relationship.
00:07We just promised that we would get married forever.
00:10And that's gonna drive my dad crazy.
00:12No freaking way he has a Salish tattoo on his arm.
00:15Things are gonna get really out of hand.
00:17Dude, she's my girl.
00:18No, she's my girl.
00:19Bro, come on.
00:20Hey, we're doing this, huh?
00:21He'll definitely stop the date after that.
00:23Are you guys officially a couple?
00:28Colin, Colin, come here, come here, come here.
00:30Somebody's at the door.
00:31Are you expecting anyone?
00:33I think he's here.
00:34Hello, Mr. Matter.
00:36James!
00:37Hey, what are you doing here?
00:39I'm taking Salish out on a date.
00:40Last week, this boy named James asked me out, but my dad interrupted before I could answer.
00:46You know what?
00:46I'm actually done with this whole video.
00:48Just cut this video right now.
00:49Cut it.
00:49So today, we're going out so that we can prank my dad.
00:52Salish!
00:53Hi!
00:54How are you?
00:55I missed you so much.
00:55Good, I missed you.
00:56I brought you so much.
00:58Oh, thank you so much.
00:59Wow, these are very big.
01:00Wait, wait, hold on.
01:01I'm so sorry.
01:02You guys are going on a date?
01:03Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
01:04Sorry.
01:05What?
01:06I'm sorry, Dad.
01:07I gotta go finish getting ready, but you can hold these.
01:09Just talk to James.
01:10Wait, what?
01:11See you soon, sweetie.
01:12Sweetie?
01:13What?
01:13I love you, Jaylish?
01:15That's our couple name.
01:17My dad has been pranking me for years and always putting me in weird situations to test me.
01:22So finally, I'm going to test him with really awkward first date moments.
01:28Should I just use the restroom real quick?
01:29Sure.
01:30How did you know where it was?
01:31Oh, I'll watch all your videos.
01:33Come on.
01:35This is weird, right?
01:36They've got a ship name.
01:37He bought 10 million flowers.
01:39It's just super nice.
01:40Like, that's a lot of roses.
01:41Like, I think he really likes her.
01:42James is going to act so obsessed with me so that my dad, like, freaks out.
01:47This is going to be fun.
01:48Oh, I got you this, by the way.
01:53Oh, that's for me?
01:54Yeah, of course.
01:58This is for me?
02:00What am I supposed to do with this?
02:01Oh, I have a place for it.
02:08As soon as James is done messing with my dad here, we're going to get into a car with Ari
02:14disguised so my dad doesn't know.
02:17What's up, bud?
02:18You need something?
02:19James, this is Hudson.
02:20Hudson's Salish's brother.
02:21Nice to meet you, man.
02:23What's he doing here?
02:24He's a little bit overprotective with his sister.
02:26It's all good.
02:27He's a real chill guy.
02:28Hudson, he's good.
02:29He's a good guy.
02:30Nice, chill kid.
02:31Really nice.
02:32I met him.
02:34It was nice meeting you.
02:35My dad recently said it's okay if I date as long as it's not an adult.
02:39I'm okay with her dating.
02:41Maybe just not an adult.
02:42So let's see if he still feels like that at the end of the day because after this, he's going
02:46to wish I was dating an adult.
02:47This is the plumping kind.
02:49Okay, okay.
02:51Wow.
02:56She's beautiful.
02:58That's so cute.
02:59We were supposed to make a video today.
03:01That's why Colin's here.
03:02So are we canceling that?
03:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
03:04Okay, and we're just, you're going to go on a date?
03:07Yeah.
03:07So where are you guys going to go then?
03:09We don't know.
03:10Somewhere.
03:11You're really dressed up, right?
03:12She's really dressed up.
03:14Say, can I talk to you real quick?
03:15Sorry.
03:15One second.
03:15She'll be here in one second.
03:17What is going on?
03:18Like, you didn't tell me you were dating this kid.
03:19I'm not dating him.
03:20I'm just going on a date.
03:21But you didn't tell me that you were going to do it.
03:23Like, what?
03:23Why are you so dressed up?
03:24Don't follow me.
03:25Why would I follow you?
03:26That's weird.
03:27Like, you haven't before?
03:27Okay, bye.
03:28Where are you guys even going?
03:29Don't even worry about it.
03:30What was...
03:32Look at them.
03:34Say, how do you know your dad's going to follow us?
03:36My dad always follows me, but to make sure he does it today, I have Hudson in on the prank.
03:41Because what my dad doesn't know is that we're actually throwing him a massive 30 million subscriber party.
03:47And Hudson's job is to make sure that my dad follows us out of the house.
03:52I'm going to turn off my location.
03:53He's going to call me and freak out.
03:55Okay, Saylis just completed the first part of the plan, which is turning off her fine friends.
03:59Let's get my dad to follow them on this date.
04:01Okay, this is not happening.
04:02She turned off her fine friends.
04:04I'm being dead serious.
04:04I'm calling her right now.
04:05This is...
04:06Wait, what?
04:06I'm not going to allow this.
04:07You know me.
04:08Wait, my brother's calling.
04:09Yo, let's go.
04:09Why'd you turn off your fine friends?
04:11Why are you checking?
04:12Because you're on a date.
04:13I'm not allowing this.
04:14What are you going to do about it?
04:16This isn't happening right now.
04:17Bye.
04:18Dude, you don't have to call her on a date.
04:20This is so awkward, man.
04:21Are you kidding?
04:21James is a nice guy.
04:23I don't think so.
04:23He's just overly excited.
04:25He's a fluffy hair.
04:26He's going to touch.
04:29Hudson, stop, stop, stop, stop.
04:30I just promised her I wouldn't follow her.
04:33I can't let you go alone because you'll do something crazy.
04:35Come on, come on, Colin.
04:36You're coming with me.
04:37Hold on.
04:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:38I'm not breaking my promise because I said I wouldn't.
04:41I'm just going to protect Salish from Hudson.
04:43You're coming with me.
04:44Come on.
04:45Hudson, this is so weird.
04:47Let's go.
04:47Come now.
04:48Hudson is determined to keep an eye on Salish,
04:50so I have no choice but to follow my daughter and her date.
04:53We better not get caught.
04:55We need to hurry up.
04:55Hudson, dude, this is ridiculous.
04:57Why are we following Salish on a date?
05:00He's a nice kid.
05:01Colin is in on the prank,
05:02and he's going to be filming everything that my dad does.
05:06Now I'm going to turn my location back on so they can follow us.
05:09Dang, you're really good at this.
05:11Wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:12She turned it back on again.
05:13She did?
05:13Okay.
05:13Okay.
05:14Where is she?
05:14I think you guys are overreacting.
05:16He's a cool guy.
05:17He's the nicest kid ever.
05:18She's one of those fluffy hair TikTok boys that I see on my op.
05:21I'm saying this is weird,
05:22and the only reason I'm here is to stop you from doing something really stupid.
05:25Let her have a fun date.
05:26I wouldn't do anything stupid.
05:28Oh, yeah, you would.
05:33You're an idiot.
05:35We made it.
05:35This is the first part of our plan.
05:37Have you ever danced?
05:38Yes.
05:38Like, what kind of dances?
05:39A little hip-hop, a little tango, salsa.
05:42Okay, if we do this right,
05:43my dad honestly might quit,
05:44but this is the first part of the prank,
05:46so let's go in.
05:46I chose a dance studio first
05:48because I wanted to break the ice with James immediately,
05:50and a dance class is going to put us super close to each other.
05:54That's definitely going to freak out my dad,
05:56but we need a little practice first
05:57because he's going to arrive at any minute.
05:59Salish knows my car.
06:00How many red Teslas do you think there are in LA?
06:02Yeah, there's a lot of them.
06:03How many beat-down 2008 minivans are there,
06:05which is my car?
06:06Oh.
06:07Ladies actually drive a Bugatti.
06:08Yeah, okay.
06:09After all those times my dad pranked me,
06:12now it's my turn to get him back.
06:13The moment he sees us together,
06:15he's definitely going to walk in and stop this date.
06:18You guys look like such a cute couple.
06:20Oh, we're not a couple.
06:22Okay, yeah, come on.
06:23Go straight.
06:24It looks like we're getting very close now.
06:25Can we not do this?
06:26This is weird.
06:27I'm not allowing Salish to date until she's 35.
06:29I'm not allow-
06:3035?
06:3135.
06:32This is just a random date,
06:33and I'm not the guy that's going to follow her around LA on a date.
06:36I trust her.
06:37Let's learn a bit of salsa.
06:38Okay, so we go one, two, three, five, six, seven.
06:43We just passed a dance studio,
06:46and I think that's where they are.
06:47Spinner in, and dip.
06:50Very nice.
06:51Okay, you know what?
06:52I'm going to go check my dad's location.
06:53Okay, okay, great.
06:55We can't run in there because they could see us,
06:57so we need to be chill, okay?
06:58This is so ridiculous.
06:59They're going to see us.
07:00All right, guys, he's actually, like, about to be here.
07:02He's basically here, so let's go.
07:03Okay, let's do that sequence one more time.
07:05Ready?
07:06Hudson, listen.
07:06You cannot let me get caught doing this.
07:08My dad is about to be here.
07:09Corey, go hide behind the plant.
07:10Corey, I will be so mad.
07:12You owe me $100 if you get caught, guys.
07:14Five, six, seven, and out.
07:17Out, spin her in, dip.
07:20Very nice.
07:21You guys are naturals.
07:22Are you sure you guys aren't a couple?
07:24Oh, we're sure.
07:26Oh, I see him.
07:26I see him in the interview.
07:27Get down.
07:27Get down.
07:28I see him through the window.
07:28Get behind this car.
07:29Get behind this car.
07:29Open and spin her in.
07:33Nice eye contact.
07:34Look down.
07:35Nice.
07:36Very nice.
07:37How do I feel?
07:38Good.
07:40I'm not comfortable watching this.
07:42Can we just leave?
07:42No, no, I know.
07:43This kid is not okay.
07:45Shh.
07:45You dragged me out here.
07:46That does not mean that you're going to get me caught.
07:48Just chill.
07:48Will you do me a favor?
07:49Just take your scooter and see what's going on in that dance studio.
07:52And please be safe.
07:52Glad you wear your helmet.
07:54What was happening?
07:55They're holding each other like this.
07:57Okay.
07:57Okay, so that's not that big a deal.
07:58It's just shoulders.
07:59Okay, maybe we can get a little closer.
08:00Come on.
08:01He's like in a suit.
08:02Yeah, he's in a suit.
08:02If you want on a first date, would you wear a suit?
08:04No.
08:04For Salish, yeah.
08:06Oh, get out.
08:08Get out.
08:09My dad's not falling for the prank.
08:11We need another solution right now.
08:14All right.
08:15Is he coming over?
08:16Let's make a plan, but let's act like we're dancing.
08:19We're dancing?
08:19Okay.
08:20Okay.
08:20What if you like stole something?
08:22Okay, yeah.
08:23Yeah, yeah.
08:23Okay, so don't look suspicious.
08:25Okay, yeah, yeah.
08:25Go to the bathroom.
08:27Okay.
08:27Put your purse over on that seat, and then I'll act like I'm going through it.
08:30Okay.
08:31James, you have to be super suspicious.
08:33Okay, I will.
08:34I will.
08:37Wait, he's looking through her purse, man.
08:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:40Wait, why is he looking through her purse?
08:42I don't know why he's looking through her purse.
08:46Wait, wait, wait.
08:46He's looking at her phone.
08:47Why is he looking at her phone?
08:48Oh.
08:49I told you.
08:49I told you he was back.
08:50I know, I know.
08:51That's not good.
08:51Maybe she said, can you grab some gum for me or something?
08:54She loves gum.
08:54She's got just me.
08:55Why would he be looking at her phone if he wanted gum?
08:57I don't know.
08:57Is he coming?
08:58Uh, no, I don't think so.
09:00You know what?
09:01This isn't working.
09:02James, can you grab my bag?
09:03Let's go out and go into the car.
09:05Ari, stay there until we get to the car so we scare them away, okay?
09:08Thank you, James.
09:09The dance didn't work out as I planned, but if James and I slow dancing freaked him out,
09:28he will not be able to handle what I have prepared for him later.
09:31What are they doing?
09:32Dude, she's my girl.
09:33No, she's my girl.
09:34Yo, don't chill.
09:34Come on.
09:35Okay, we're doing this.
09:35All right.
09:36They're fighting.
09:37What?
09:37We gotta go back to our car.
09:38Let's go.
09:38Come on.
09:39I cannot believe I just did that.
09:41Why was he going through her purse?
09:42I have no idea.
09:43That is so weird.
09:44Okay, wait.
09:44I think there's probably an explanation.
09:45Let's just get in the car.
09:46There's no explanation for that.
09:47We're getting in the car.
09:48I'm driving.
09:48Wait.
09:48Come on.
09:49Hurry, hurry, hurry.
09:51Okay.
09:52I need to see if my dad is freaking out or not, so I'm going to text Hudson and ask him.
10:00Huds.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Why would he be searching through her purse and get her phone?
10:03Why?
10:03My guess is because he was looking through her phone to see if she was talking to any other boys.
10:07I do feel weird about doing this.
10:09I'm following her.
10:10Why?
10:10I'm a little concerned about the looking through the purse thing, so I do think we should
10:13see what they're doing next.
10:14You need to.
10:15I really want to be done with this as soon as possible.
10:16No.
10:16He's given a bunch of red flags.
10:18All right, you're taking a right up here.
10:19Hudson just texted me back.
10:20Yeah, but we need him freaking out more.
10:23I actually can't believe that that dance didn't work.
10:25I know.
10:26I thought that was going to work perfectly.
10:27Can you think of something?
10:29Okay, maybe ice skating?
10:30No, I would fall over, bro.
10:31Okay, a movie then.
10:32No, we're already going to a movie premiere at the X.
10:34Okay, what about the mall?
10:35The mall?
10:36That's actually a good idea.
10:37There's a lot of stuff that we could do there.
10:39Okay, perfect.
10:39Driver to the mall.
10:41Yes, sir.
10:43All right, it looks like they're pulled over here.
10:44It looks like some kind of mall or something.
10:46Makes sense for a date location.
10:47My dad is getting here soon, so we need to get inside before he sees us filming.
10:51I do not feel good about this boy at all.
10:53I feel like I'm so dressed up, and you're like, Cash.
10:55I'm so lucky.
10:56She's 15 now, and you've got to admit it, she's going to date.
10:59No, I'm not okay with it.
11:01I know what boys do nowadays.
11:02I'm a little fluffy here, TikTok boys with the little dances.
11:05I never liked the idea of Salish dating.
11:06The fact is, she's old enough to date.
11:08I would never stop her, and I think it's super weird that I'm following them and watching
11:11her on a date.
11:12Wait, I wonder what car they're driving.
11:13Do you know what James' car looks like?
11:15James is not driving.
11:16No, James is not driving.
11:17I don't think...
11:18Wait.
11:18Wait.
11:18Wait.
11:19Is he driving?
11:20No, no.
11:21Wait.
11:21Well, obviously, they must be Ubering.
11:22He's 15.
11:23They're not driving.
11:24I would actually stop the date if they're driving.
11:25All right.
11:26Let's just go.
11:26Let's go.
11:26Why am I getting so into this now?
11:28You shouldn't be.
11:28Let's go.
11:29Since my dad was super close to us, we have no time to lose.
11:32I was immediately putting my plan into motion.
11:35We found the first person we saw, and we asked him to tell my dad that he saw us both
11:41together, and to point him in our direction.
11:43Okay, sure.
11:44Why not?
11:44Because right when he gets there, James is preparing this for him.
11:48This is so awkward.
11:49We're literally in public right now.
11:51Are you like a singer?
11:52I don't sing alone.
11:53I sing with people.
11:53Just say verse one.
11:56I saw you smile, and the world stood still.
11:59I know this is awkward, but it isn't as bad as what I have planned for later.
12:03The love of my life, I just wanted to give you this.
12:05Wait, really?
12:06She beat me.
12:08But believe me, I'm pranking my dad for a good cause.
12:10Let's go, man.
12:11Why would they be in Nordstrom for a date?
12:13Excuse me.
12:13Are you Jordan?
12:14What matters?
12:15Yeah.
12:15Man, nice to meet you, man.
12:16My niece loves you.
12:17You should watch all your videos.
12:19Thank you so much.
12:20I just saw your daughter in here with some guy.
12:21Really cute couple, man.
12:22It looks like they've been together for a while.
12:24I mean, they were just kind of close.
12:25Yo, whoa, whoa.
12:26What do you mean by close?
12:27Wait, wait.
12:28Very hugged up.
12:28Very light.
12:29This is their first date.
12:30Maybe I said too much.
12:31Wait, hold on.
12:32Hold on.
12:32You're saying that they're all snuggling?
12:33It's their first date?
12:34Do you know where they're in there?
12:35They should be at the E-bar.
12:36Of course.
12:37This is a nightmare.
12:37Yeah, of course.
12:38Okay, bye.
12:38Did you hear that?
12:40You're saying they're snuggling?
12:41Oh, snuggle.
12:42What happened?
12:42I'm beating this kid to a pulp.
12:44It looks like they're...
12:46Let's try the second floor because they're right here somewhere.
12:48Okay, well, my dad's about to be here in like any second.
12:50Go hide.
12:53Go, go, go.
12:54It's like somewhere right here.
12:56Okay, so I'm about to start singing.
12:59They're right there.
13:00They're right there.
13:01Look, look, look, look.
13:02They're right there.
13:03He's here.
13:04He's here.
13:04Go, go, go, go, go.
13:05You have to be really loud.
13:06I saw you smile.
13:08Time froze in place.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:10He's singing to her.
13:11No, he's not.
13:12Dude, he's singing to her.
13:13He is not.
13:13Salish and James, two hearts and a rhyme.
13:16Okay, dancing through the days, one giggle at a time.
13:19This is too much, actually.
13:21What is he doing?
13:21This is a little too much.
13:22Louder.
13:23We don't need forever, just a hand to hold.
13:26Love so innocent, pure and bold.
13:28I can't hear you.
13:29You can't.
13:29I'm going so loud.
13:31Louder.
13:31I'd write your name in every song.
13:33This guy's a little like off his mind.
13:36Let the world spin fast.
13:38Oh, my gosh.
13:38This is too much.
13:39I've got your smile.
13:40I've got it made.
13:42Okay, we're done.
13:42Okay, okay.
13:43That was so embarrassing, James.
13:45Fine.
13:45That was so awkward.
13:46No, wait.
13:47Get up.
13:47Get up.
13:47No way.
13:48What is that?
13:49What was that?
13:49He embarrassed her.
13:50She walked away.
13:51Did you see that?
13:52Well, okay.
13:52Maybe that's a good sign.
13:53I think he might be a little too obsessed.
13:55You know what?
13:55I've got it.
13:55I need to know for sure exactly how he feels about her and how she feels about him.
13:59At this point, I've got an idea.
14:00I've got a plan.
14:01I'm going to make a call.
14:02Okay.
14:02I'm going to go to the bathroom while you do that.
14:03Hey, are you by any chance with f***ing you?
14:07Guys, guys, guys.
14:08Oh, Ads.
14:09Okay, I just snuck away.
14:10You guys are doing a great job.
14:11It's not working, though, because he hasn't stopped you, so you need to make this bigger.
14:14Okay, okay, all right.
14:15Stop putting your hands on my sister.
14:16I haven't even touched her.
14:17Well, I saw the dance.
14:18You have freaking hands on her shoulders.
14:20That's not okay.
14:21Deal?
14:21Yeah, deal, deal.
14:22Don't worry, Ads.
14:22And if this mall thing doesn't work out, we're going to announce our relationship to the world.
14:27Okay, good luck.
14:28Meet me by Lululemon at the Delamo Fashion Center, okay?
14:33All right.
14:34Oh, my way, pal.
14:34Oh, you big.
14:36Oh, you huge.
14:37Thank you so much.
14:38All right.
14:39See you there.
14:39This is going to be awesome.
14:40I've got a great, great plan.
14:42I've got 30 minutes.
14:43I've got to find Salish again.
14:44I've got to find Hudson.
14:45I don't know where.
14:45Do you know where the bathroom is, Colin?
14:46Yeah, it's like over there.
14:47A cute couple so far.
14:48He's singing to her, though.
14:50That's weak.
14:50Yeah.
14:51I found her.
14:51Okay, where were you?
14:53Bathroom.
14:53Okay, all right.
14:54In about 30 minutes, I'm going to figure out exactly how much they like each other.
14:56I've got a secret plan, so it's going to be awesome.
14:59This is not a good idea.
14:59It's so good.
15:00It's not a good idea, dude.
15:00It's so good.
15:01It's crazy, but it's good.
15:02This is not good.
15:03The dance class was less weird to me, actually, than the singing in public thing.
15:06You were right.
15:07This guy's a little suspicious.
15:08Let's go.
15:08Yeah, what did I tell you?
15:09I'm getting too overinvested in this.
15:11I have no idea how that didn't work, but Hudson's right.
15:14We need a bigger idea.
15:15What could that be?
15:16Photo booth.
15:17I have something for that.
15:17Just trust me.
15:18Okay, okay.
15:18Let's go.
15:19All right.
15:20What are we doing?
15:21Come on.
15:21Just trust me.
15:22That girl just said Salish.
15:25Where's Salish?
15:28Is she in that photo booth?
15:31Don't tell her you saw me, okay?
15:32Wait, where is she?
15:33What's the girl saying?
15:34The girl says she's in the photo booth.
15:35Oh, you need to go in there.
15:36Are you kidding?
15:37What?
15:37He just sang to her, and now they're alone in a photo booth.
15:39That is not going to happen.
15:41You need to go in there right now.
15:42I'm being completely serious.
15:43Why are we here?
15:43Okay, I have something to show you.
15:44Okay, show me.
15:45All right, all right.
15:45Why are you taking your jacket off?
15:47Don't freak out.
15:48I knew we were going to prank your dad, all right?
15:49So I got this freaking mouth.
15:51Okay, okay.
15:51So what is it?
15:52You want me to walk in there and stop them, because they're alone in a photo booth.
15:55You know what?
15:56No, I can't do it.
15:57All right, then I'm going.
15:59Actually, don't go.
15:59No.
16:00Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
16:01Actually, go.
16:01If she comes out, we're busted.
16:04That better not be real.
16:05It's not.
16:05Trust me.
16:06Okay.
16:06When we take the pictures, we're going to get two copies.
16:09Yeah?
16:09We take one, and then we're going to leave the other one.
16:12Okay, okay, okay.
16:13I got you.
16:13Okay, all right.
16:14Let's take him.
16:14Okay.
16:16How long are they going to be in there?
16:17They're doing so many photos, right?
16:18You got two tattoos?
16:19Yeah.
16:21I'm going to sell it.
16:22Let's just go.
16:27How long are you okay with her being in this photo booth?
16:29The guy at Nordstrom was saying how cuddly they were.
16:32Now they're alone in a photo booth that happened for like 10 minutes.
16:34Okay, I know what you're saying.
16:36That's not sailing, but it's just like a lot of photos.
16:38Okay, grab the picture.
16:39Okay, let's go.
16:39He must be right outside.
16:41We got to go.
16:42Okay, let's go.
16:42Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:43If he's outside, should we just hold hands?
16:45Okay, sure, sure.
16:45Let's leave the photos on those massage chairs.
16:48All right, let's go.
16:50Let's go.
16:51Oh, what?
16:52What?
16:52What?
16:52What?
16:53Stop.
16:53Just stop.
16:54Stop.
16:54Come back.
16:54Colin, Colin, dude.
16:55Colin, actually.
16:56Go, go, go, go.
16:58Oh, my God.
16:58That was...
16:59Oh, my God.
17:03That was way too close.
17:05I mean, they just walked out of that photo booth like a full-on couple.
17:08They're just holding hands now.
17:10Like, it's no big deal.
17:11It's not that they're holding hands.
17:12It's how easy they were holding hands that kind of weirded me out.
17:14Because it's like, if you and I are holding hands, it's like, we've built up.
17:17Okay.
17:17Okay, not gonna lie.
17:19I thought the photo booth would totally freak him out.
17:21Why are we going the other way?
17:22I just need to regroup.
17:23Come on.
17:24At least they didn't go here.
17:25That would have been scary.
17:26Good news.
17:27The people I panic called earlier, they're almost here.
17:29Okay, they're five minutes away.
17:31They're five minutes away.
17:31Are you gonna tell me who this is?
17:32You're about to find out.
17:33We gotta meet them by Lululemon.
17:34I thought the hand-holding would be enough, but maybe the picture, if that isn't enough,
17:39I don't know what will.
17:41You're gonna see that and flip out.
17:42Did you see the massage chairs by them?
17:44Yeah.
17:45Should we?
17:46Yeah, yeah.
17:46Okay, so we'll chill at the massage chairs for a minute.
17:49Then once we're sure they're watching, we'll leave the photo strip behind.
17:52My dad seeing James' tattoo will freak him out for sure.
17:56Okay, we still have some time before the movie premiere starts.
17:58What should we do?
17:59Why don't we just do the things that you've done on the other day?
18:00What do you have in mind?
18:01Uh...
18:03Hold on.
18:04Hey.
18:05Good, what's this guy here?
18:06Yes, okay, good, good.
18:06We're here.
18:07Look at me.
18:07Do you see me?
18:08Guys, come this way.
18:09I brought in Familia Diamond, specifically Tsunami, because if anyone can get close to
18:13Salish and figure out what's really going on, it's her.
18:16Hurry.
18:16Come here, come here, come here, come here.
18:17Okay.
18:18Sorry about that.
18:18Apparently, Hudson decided he wanted us to follow Salish.
18:21She's on a date.
18:22Okay.
18:22I want to hear them talk, so I'm going to give you a mic.
18:25A mic?
18:26Yeah.
18:26I want to know if this is real.
18:27It could be a prank.
18:28If you could go give her a hug and then just slip the mic into her.
18:31Oh.
18:31Um, okay.
18:33All right, Colin, I need a mic.
18:34Thank you so much.
18:35Okay, so I admit this is weird.
18:36Terrible idea.
18:37All right.
18:38Make sure she doesn't notice.
18:39Wait, wait, just stay here.
18:40I'm going to go make sure no one's here.
18:41You need to make sure Salish knows you have the mic.
18:43Okay?
18:43Oh, my gosh, yeah, of course.
18:44I'm not going to sell her out.
18:45She's my friend.
18:45My dad gave Salish a mic thinking he'd get answers.
18:48Instead, she's just going to troll him.
18:50I think something with a big diamond.
18:53Have you ever kissed a girl?
18:55Yeah.
18:55When was the last time you kissed a guy?
18:57I can't say that on camera.
18:58Camer, man, cut this.
18:59Okay, they're right there.
19:00Get the mic in there.
19:01Don't let her know and find out if he's into her.
19:03She's right over there.
19:06Keep your head back.
19:07What are you guys doing here?
19:08I saw you in last week's video.
19:10Oh, yeah.
19:10You were my favorite.
19:11I was rooting for you the entire time.
19:13Is this a date?
19:14No.
19:15Man, I really wish I could hear what they're saying.
19:17What are you guys talking about?
19:21Dates.
19:21Dates?
19:22So you do like her?
19:23No.
19:24You're a little defensive.
19:25It feels like you do.
19:26Oh, gosh.
19:26Okay.
19:27Should we just explain?
19:28Go for it.
19:29We are trying to prank her dad into thinking that we're together.
19:33I know.
19:34Well, I mean, it was so good to see you.
19:35Nice to see you.
19:36Oh, gosh.
19:37They just hugged.
19:38Your dad gave me a mic.
19:40Don't say anything you don't want him to hear.
19:42Okay.
19:42Where's your pocket?
19:44She just put it in the pocket and Salish didn't know.
19:46Oh, my God.
19:46That was brilliant.
19:47Enjoy your non-dates.
19:49Yeah.
19:49Have fun.
19:50Bye.
19:51Now Tsunami is going to act like James and I are really into each other.
19:55Did it work?
19:55What happened?
19:56They just couldn't get their eyes off each other.
19:58Salish was like blushing the whole time.
20:00No.
20:00I really do think it's a real date.
20:02Could we actually need the headphones?
20:03I need the headphones right now.
20:04Right now.
20:05Okay.
20:05So I got these for you guys and then this is the audience.
20:07Let's go.
20:08What is this?
20:08This is going to look really nice.
20:09So you guys both take the headphones and then you can listen.
20:10It's like a drone.
20:11I'm out.
20:12What?
20:12Wait.
20:13They're going to kick us out of here.
20:14Wait.
20:14Wait.
20:14I hear them talking.
20:15This date is so much fun.
20:17We literally make such a good couple.
20:19Wait.
20:19Couple?
20:20It's a first date.
20:21We should get up and go somewhere.
20:23Okay.
20:23Let's go.
20:23Do you want to like skip away?
20:25Yeah.
20:25Skip away?
20:26What?
20:26I left the photos on one of the massage chairs for my dad to find.
20:30Consider this payback for all those times you pranked me.
20:33This is so awkward.
20:35Like how are we going to be able to like just get one.
20:37If she sees us right now.
20:38This is so weird.
20:39This is like state of the art.
20:42No.
20:43That's cute.
20:44What's with the tattoo?
20:45Tattoo?
20:46It literally says Salish.
20:48Wait.
20:48Dude.
20:48No freaking way.
20:49He has a Salish tattoo on his arm.
20:51Wait.
20:51Hold on.
20:51They must make temporary tattoos in there.
20:53Just give me one second.
20:54I got to go ask one question.
20:55Yep.
20:55They left the pics and my dad, he's spiraling right on cue.
20:58Do they make temporary tattoos here?
21:00I don't think so.
21:01No, right?
21:02No, I don't think so.
21:03Are you sure?
21:04I don't think so.
21:05This is why I want to listen to them right now because it's super weird that he has a
21:08tattoo of her name on his arm.
21:10All right.
21:10This is the first time that I've turned this mic off.
21:13But basically what we're going to do is we're going to go into a jewelry store and we're
21:17going to get a ring.
21:18And you just have to act super in love and pretend like you want to propose to me, okay?
21:22So let's turn this back on.
21:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:24Stop.
21:24There they are.
21:25Where are they going?
21:26No!
21:26Okay.
21:27Which one do you like, sweetie?
21:28I feel like all of them are so cute.
21:31I think something with a big diamond.
21:33Are they buying rings?
21:34This is literally a promise ring.
21:36Yeah, we're going to be promising our lives away.
21:38Promise my life away?
21:39That one's really cute.
21:40I feel like that's a really good ring.
21:42This dude is literally a spinning wheel right now.
21:44I won't win.
21:44You're going to go stop this.
21:45What does promise my life away mean when you're in a ring store?
21:48I don't, Colin.
21:49That's serious, Jordan.
21:50You're delusional.
21:51All right, well now we just promised we would get married forever.
21:54You need to go in there right now.
21:55Now that James and I have had our fun, it's time to ditch the mic and leave them in the
21:59dark again.
22:00Wait, what's this?
22:01Why do we have a mic?
22:03What?
22:03Well, I guess I don't need that.
22:04Let's throw it away.
22:06Wait, wait, wait.
22:07What happened?
22:08I can't hear anymore.
22:09Hold on.
22:09Just, just tell this.
22:11No, no, no, no, no.
22:12Don't do this.
22:12Oh, okay.
22:13Now it's time to go to the movie premiere.
22:14And that's going to be our final chance to make my dad quit.
22:17She did not throw the mic away.
22:19The mic is so expensive.
22:21Colin, come here.
22:21You see it?
22:22Do you want to get it?
22:23Gross, dude.
22:23I don't want that.
22:24Oh my God.
22:25Ew.
22:25Yeah.
22:27Oh.
22:29Is that bad?
22:30Oh God, could you hold it?
22:31No, I don't want to.
22:31No, dude, actually take it.
22:32We've tried everything.
22:34I cannot believe my dad hasn't stopped us yet.
22:36But we still have the movie premiere.
22:37That will be the thing.
22:39I'm calling Hudson.
22:40Meet me in the car.
22:40They're leaving.
22:41Okay, this is super weird.
22:42Everybody's acting suspicious.
22:43I don't know if this date is real or fake, but I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
22:46But you know what?
22:47Hudson might be in on it too.
22:49Hurry, hurry.
22:49Come on.
22:50Hudson's the most chill dude.
22:51Come on, let's go.
22:52Okay, let's play a game.
22:53What would you do if he proposed?
22:54You don't propose on a first date.
22:55That's ridiculous.
22:56I don't know.
22:56It could happen.
22:57It happened to one of my friend's parents.
22:58You know what?
22:59Before we got to the mall, I thought he was just like nice.
23:01A tattoo?
23:02That's what I've been telling you.
23:03Okay, I don't know what's going on anymore.
23:05But if there's a ring involved, that's where I draw the line.
23:07All right, it says he's about two minutes away.
23:09Let's go.
23:10Whoa, is this the Paramount lap?
23:12This date has gone in so many directions, I feel like I need a GPS just to keep up.
23:15Are they going to let us in?
23:16Just keep going and just say, hey, I'm here for Salish Matter.
23:19Hi.
23:19Here for Smurfs?
23:20Yes.
23:21Great.
23:21I just need to see that parking pass email.
23:23Okay.
23:23Can I pull over and look for it?
23:25Are you guys press?
23:26We're with Salish Matter.
23:29I can type in a name.
23:30Okay, Salish, S-A-L-I-S-H.
23:35Yeah, I see you here.
23:36Great.
23:37So, that stop sign there, you'll just head right past it into the parking lot, and then
23:42we'll call with the white umbrellas to the right.
23:44Thank you so much.
23:44Wait, I just randomly said my daughter's name in Paramount Studios just let us come in?
23:49Look over here.
23:50There's somebody painted blue.
23:51They said, are you here for Smurfs?
23:53Didn't the Smurf movie just come out?
23:54Let's just go see what is happening.
23:57All right, behind us is the red carpet, and we're about to walk it together.
24:00So, that means there's going to be pictures of us, and that's probably going to dive my
24:03dad crazy.
24:04So, this, I think I hear music.
24:07Look at me, she's right there.
24:08You're going to go that way.
24:08I'm going to go this way.
24:09We'll have a better chance that way of not getting caught, okay?
24:12No, actually, that's a terrible idea.
24:13No, no, no.
24:13If my dad's just starting to think it's fake, I've got to find Salish first so I can tell
24:17her to go bigger and better, because we don't have a lot of time for this.
24:20They're right there.
24:21They're right there.
24:22They're on the carpet together.
24:23Are you kidding?
24:26They're actually doing photos together?
24:28You know those photos will be everywhere, Colin.
24:29One date, and they're going public?
24:31No.
24:31Hi, I'm Taylin Biggs, and I am here on Instagram live.
24:35It just looks like they're doing an interview with Taylin Biggs.
24:37Are you guys officially a couple?
24:39Yes.
24:40Yeah.
24:41Okay, well, here, there you go.
24:44Like, actually, it doesn't make any sense to me at all.
24:45So now what I think we should do is we can post, like, the photos that we took together on
24:50the, like, blue carpet, announcing our relationship or whatever.
24:53Guys, we're not actually together.
24:54I promise.
24:55They're just chilling on their phone.
24:56Like, other than them being at the red carpet, this isn't that weird.
24:58Okay, that one looks like we're dating at you.
25:00Oh, my God.
25:01I want to check her Instagram.
25:02Okay.
25:03I know her body language, but she's posting something.
25:05Okay, post it.
25:06All right.
25:07What?
25:08She just posted a photo of them together saying they're dating.
25:10Stop.
25:10Salish is not the kind of kid that would just be like, I'm dating on the first date.
25:13They say, yo, say, what is Kato doing here?
25:16Like, why is this kid everywhere?
25:17What's going on here?
25:18We're on a date.
25:19You didn't know?
25:20I got to get close.
25:20I need to hear what they're saying.
25:21Wait, I thought you wanted to go on a date with me.
25:23Hey, hey, hey.
25:23Hey, be respectful.
25:24Dude, she's my girl.
25:25No, she's my girl.
25:26Bro, come on.
25:27Stop laughing.
25:27I'm the better looking dude here.
25:29I'm neither of you, girl.
25:30I'm on a fake date, bro.
25:31Yeah, just help.
25:32Actually, actually, you can help us with this.
25:34We're basically pranking my dad.
25:36He said that I could date anybody except for Nidale, so he's acting overly obsessive with me to see if that's actually true.
25:44Wait, so how can I actually help you?
25:46I can't hear what they're saying, though.
25:47Come on, guys.
25:48He's looking.
25:48Come on.
25:49Just walk with me.
25:49What if, Kato, you record me talking about how I'm using Salis for Claw?
25:57Because I just got the blue carpet and the photo for Instagram.
25:59I could just say that I'm using her for Claw.
26:01That's actually a good idea.
26:02But I can't be with you when you do it, so you've got to go over there.
26:04Hi.
26:05You got besties.
26:07James and Kato, come out.
26:08They're coming right here.
26:10All right.
26:11Don't look, but Jordan's right over there.
26:13Salis.
26:13Hudson.
26:13I just snuck away.
26:14You need to do something with Kato because he's not freaking out enough.
26:17Also, can you please stop touching this dude?
26:18Get your hand off his shoulders.
26:21Get your hands off his thighs.
26:22I don't care what it's for.
26:23Just stop touching the guy, okay?
26:24Can you do something big?
26:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
26:26You need to freak him out.
26:27You're not praying him enough.
26:28You need to freak him out.
26:28Okay, okay, okay, I got it.
26:29You got it?
26:29Yeah.
26:29Okay, I got to go to Shaq.
26:30Okay, okay, okay.
26:31Here's the plan.
26:32Kato is going to take a video of James saying that this entire date is just for clout.
26:37Then my dad is going to see it, and he is going to absolutely freak out.
26:40There is no way he doesn't quit right now, right?
26:43How on earth would he not quit?
26:44I'm going to start rolling.
26:45Make it as believable as possible.
26:46Bro, what the heck is going on with you and Salish?
26:49I'm literally just dating her for the clout.
26:51This is all for clout.
26:52This is all for famous.
26:52This is fabricated.
26:54What are they doing?
26:56Well, I don't know.
26:56Maybe have you thought about her feelings?
26:57This is going to blow up.
26:58I'm going to be famous.
26:59It's over, bud.
27:00Bro, you're so wrong for that.
27:01You should...
27:02Yo, chill.
27:03Come on.
27:03Okay, we're doing this.
27:04Stop.
27:05Whoa.
27:05Okay, whoa.
27:07Whoa.
27:07They're fighting.
27:08What?
27:09Stop.
27:10They're fighting.
27:14They're fighting.
27:15I got to...
27:16Back up.
27:16Back up.
27:17It's a party for kids.
27:18Chill.
27:20All right.
27:21What was that?
27:22That was so weird.
27:23That woman broke him up.
27:24I'm going to go give this to him.
27:25All right.
27:25You got this.
27:25All right.
27:26Let's do this.
27:27Wait, Kayla's coming.
27:28Kayla's coming.
27:28He's walking this way.
27:28Hey, Jordan.
27:29Jordan, what are you doing?
27:30Oh, uh...
27:31That doesn't matter.
27:31I got something to show you.
27:32Listen to what he says about Salish.
27:33I'm literally only just doing this for the clout.
27:35And Salish doesn't even know this.
27:38That is so messed up.
27:39I know.
27:39That is so messed up.
27:40He's using your daughter, Jordan.
27:42Why don't you stick around with me?
27:43Maybe I could use you to help me out.
27:44Okay.
27:45By the way, I've been seeing, like, way too many TikToks of the two of you together.
27:48So just, would you guys stop with that?
27:49It's like, we're done with those.
27:50Okay?
27:50I don't want to see Nailish.
27:51I don't want to see Kalish.
27:52I don't want to see Jaylish.
27:53I got to go find Hudson.
27:54Kalish all the way, baby.
27:56Yeah, I just heard that.
27:59Okay, okay.
27:59It didn't work.
28:00Take Salish into the open theater.
28:01Sneak her in.
28:02I don't know.
28:02Do something crazy.
28:03Perfect, perfect.
28:03I have an idea.
28:04Okay, go.
28:05All right, all right.
28:05I think you need Salish.
28:07Oh, crap.
28:09Okay, okay.
28:10I told James to take Salish into the open theater.
28:13There's nobody in there.
28:14We got to get Hudson.
28:14Okay, let's go find Hudson.
28:15Hudson, listen.
28:16James is using Salish just for clout, okay?
28:19I just found that from Kato.
28:20We're meeting Kato in the theater.
28:21Come here.
28:21Okay, James.
28:22For the final prank, I need you to give me the promise ring that we got at the mall.
28:27There's no way that he's not going to, like, object to this.
28:34Or sit down, because he's going to see you.
28:36Go, go, go, go, go.
28:37Go, go.
28:38Stop.
28:39Okay, he just came and do it now.
28:42I'm down.
28:42After this whole day, I thank you for the love of my life, and I just wanted to give you this.
28:49Hudson, baby.
28:50No way.
28:50Wait, really?
28:51Yeah.
28:53Okay, well, I guess I'm putting the promise ring on and promising you, well, the promise
29:00ring's on, so...
29:02Dude, you gotta go.
29:03Should we hug?
29:05Should we hug?
29:06Okay.
29:11We're locked in for life.
29:13Locked in.
29:13Anyone want to object?
29:15I haven't objected.
29:16Anyone at all?
29:19I'm just kidding.
29:20I knew it was a prank.
29:22Forget it.
29:22Dad, I know you're here.
29:24Jordan, come out.
29:25Dad.
29:26But I got them.
29:27I knew it all along.
29:29I know that everybody was in on it.
29:31Colin, you were in on it, too.
29:32Come on.
29:33Yeah, I was.
29:33I knew it.
29:34Everybody knew it was a prank.
29:35No, there's no killer.
29:35You had me for a while, but I figured it out when I saw Ari in that ridiculous costume.
29:41Salish, I saw your mic pack on your belt, and Hudson kept disappearing.
29:45What kid brings 6,000 roses and a picture?
29:48Come on, it was so obvious.
29:49You gotta get better at your pranks.
29:50You gotta be like me.
29:51I just wanted to get you out of the house.
29:53Why?
29:54All right, Dad, are you ready?
29:55Yeah, I want to know.
29:56Go.
29:57Okay.
29:57Three.
29:58Okay.
29:58Two.
29:59One.
29:59One.
30:00I hear people in there.
30:01Here we go.
30:01All right.
30:03All right.
30:03Okay.
30:04Okay.
30:05All right.
30:08Okay.
30:09Whoa, whoa.
30:09The cake.
30:09Oh.
30:10This is so cool.
30:12Look at this.
30:13Whoa, whoa.
30:15Dad!
30:16oh my god I'm so sorry wait that was so I wish I'm so happy I'm actually that was
30:26terrible I'm so sorry I just want to thank all of you for 30 million
30:32subscribers absolutely beyond you guys put an incredible amount of effort of
30:35course my wife I love you so much okay never mind guys I love you guys
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