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Rubber reptiles. Radioactive swamps. Glorious trash cinema.
This is Killer Crocodile 2 β€” edited down to 5 minutes of pure cult horror chaos.
If you love MST3K, RiffTrax, Joe Bob Briggs, or just laughing at bad movies, this one’s for you.

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Transcript
00:00You done with this shit, man?
00:13Yeah, this is the last fucking barrel in this fucking swamp.
00:17I have very important information.
00:19A scoop.
00:19Are you sure?
00:20Get the documentation, Russell.
00:22On the quiet.
00:26No!
00:28It's the boss man.
00:29He wants to see you in his office.
00:31I'm wondering just how he wants you.
00:33I've got some ideas on that.
00:35Don't move.
00:36Did you get dropped?
00:37I've got a special story to cover.
00:40Oh, shit.
00:41I don't like the thought of a girl being down there all on the way.
00:44Lisa's the best.
00:57The swamp and the river have been cleaned up.
00:59Does this include the radioactive barrels?
01:01All the barrels and all the harmful things they contain.
01:04Construction has begun for the greatest, largest resort of the Americas.
01:07I hate this fucking place.
01:08I hate it.
01:09No radioactivity.
01:10Nothing.
01:10I hate it.
01:11I hate it.
01:16How do you finish being an asshole?
01:19A big crocodile.
01:20It's 40 feet long.
01:22Maybe 50.
01:22How many inches?
01:23I tell you like that.
01:24What's that?
01:36Those radioactive barrels are still in the swamp.
01:38So that son of a bitch is sending people to live in a contaminated area and has that goo.
01:43Still hidden out there somewhere?
01:44You finally got it.
01:46I'll send someone to help you out.
01:47Kevin Jones.
01:48You know him.
01:48Shit.
01:49I want to hire a boat.
01:51She was nosing around the warehouse where we keep the barrels.
02:02Look.
02:03You can't scare me.
02:04I mean, I come from New York.
02:05You can get back in the boat if you promise to be a good little boy.
02:27You're back, kid, huh?
02:30You're just in time to sample the newest batch.
02:32Here is a mountain stream.
02:34Go on.
02:35Not bad at all.
02:37I was supposed to meet a girl at the hotel.
02:39Only instead of waiting for me, she went out into the swamp.
02:42Joe, she's disappeared.
02:43I found what was left of her boat.
02:44What the hell are you trying to tell me?
02:45There's another one, Joe.
02:47Another son of a bitch.
02:48There just aren't any more like that one.
02:50I know it exists.
02:52You've come to drive out your fears.
02:53You have to find her.
02:56Wait!
03:01What's wrong?
03:02I feel something.
03:02I feel something.
03:05Give me your hand, Joe.
03:10Joe!
03:10Joe!
03:12You have to kill that bastard dog.
03:14Miss.
03:20Lisa!
03:21Is that really all you have to say?
03:23That is your name, isn't it?
03:24Jesus, I've even tracked your attention.
03:26Two days I've been in this swamp looking for you everywhere.
03:28And you have the nerve to be furious.
03:30What'd you get in the boat?
03:33Jeff!
03:33Bob!
03:34The place is red.
03:35What the hell happened around here?
03:36A tornado?
03:36That asshole fisherman has disappeared.
03:39And the girl?
03:39She's still in the swamp.
03:41Good.
03:41Let's clean it up for good this time.
03:43Jesus, what is it?
03:44Joe's specialty.
03:46Let's go.
03:46Beautiful.
03:49Ah!
03:49What the hell is that?
03:51I see you met.
03:51Feel it.
03:53Move!
03:54We've got to get a bigger boat.
03:58Ah!
03:59Ah!
03:59Ah!
03:59Ah!
03:59Ah!
03:59Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:00Ah!
04:01Ah!
04:01Ah!
04:02Ah!
04:02Ah!
04:03Ah!
04:03Ah!
04:04Ah!
04:04Ah!
04:05Ah!
04:05Ah!
04:08Jesus.
04:11It's a crocodile!
04:12Shit!
04:14Hold tight.
04:16Watch out!
04:17Stop!
04:17Stay there!
04:18Ah!
04:19Ah!
04:19Oh!
04:21Ah!
04:22Ah!
04:26Grab it!
04:27Ah!
04:30Joey!
04:34Go get the dog!
04:35High, high.
04:36High!
04:38Look!
04:39Please, I get going!
04:41Ruff!
04:42Ruff!
04:43Ruff!
04:45Ruff!
04:47Ruff!
04:52Ruff!
04:53Ruff!
04:54All right!
04:55Ruff!
04:56Ruff!
04:59Ruff!
05:03I can't wait to write something serious.
05:07Oh, you want to win yourself a Pulitzer Prize now.
05:11That's a good idea.
05:12Look what I found.
05:13Put it in his blood.
05:16Shit.
05:18I hate this fucking place.
05:20I hate it.
05:20You think us help?
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