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00:00facilities than a vegan music festival. Two teams will spend a day and a night
00:04cut off entirely from the outside world. I snore really loud.
00:12Whilst competing in a series of games designed to test them to their very
00:15limits.
00:20A disgrace, absolute disgrace. Win and they can fill their side of the box with
00:25an array of luxury items. Here comes some stuff. I'm having pancakes.
00:29A xylophone. Take away at a train set. Choo choo. And more importantly they get to move the
00:36dividing wall deeper into their opponent's side. You might want to step back a couple of times now.
00:41Because the way you two are pushing it makes you look like you're actually enjoying it.
00:44I'm Jimmy Carr. Welcome to Battle in the Box.
00:51We're halfway through the battle between Ellie Taylor and Jess Knappett on the orange team.
00:55We are home. I mean it's bigger than some of the flats that I've lived in.
01:00Absolutely.
01:01And Jamie Lang and Nabil Abdul Rashid on the blue team.
01:04Dude we're going to be in this together. It's just you and I.
01:07Upgrading that.
01:09The girls took an early lead.
01:13But the boys overcame their love hate affair to win the next two games.
01:17Come on.
01:19Pushing the wall deep into enemy territory.
01:22Actually we prefer it actually.
01:25The teams have been trapped in the box for nearly 13 hours now.
01:28And Jamie and Nabil's relationship is finally starting to blossom.
01:32And I feel like morale is pretty high at the moment.
01:37Nabil and I are like this.
01:39We're getting on so well that you and I now could even almost finish other's senses.
01:45Think of a musical instrument and on three we said one two three saxophone.
01:50Yeah close enough. You blow on it.
01:52Okay let's think of a car. One two three Toyota.
01:56Think of a colour. One two three red.
02:00I was going to say black but then.
02:01You weren't sure if it was okay.
02:06Oh my god.
02:08Do you know what's so funny?
02:10It's my wedding anniversary today.
02:12Is it?
02:13And you're spending it in bed with me.
02:17Do you celebrate that stuff?
02:20I mean clearly not.
02:21Yeah true.
02:25Favourite series you ever watched?
02:27Of all time.
02:27Yeah.
02:28I love The Walking Dead.
02:30My wife's water broke for our first child during an episode of The Walking Dead.
02:35And we waited till the episode ended before.
02:41Because it was that good.
02:42Yeah before we got to move on.
02:43Salted edamame.
02:45Oh I'm all right for the men thanks.
02:49Trying to keep my glucose levels up.
02:52I just don't know what you're going to have to do next do you?
02:54OK teams please look at the screens.
03:00It's game time.
03:01OK.
03:02Uh oh.
03:02To win this next game all you've got to do is keep your eyes on the prize.
03:06Winning takes focus and concentration.
03:08Get distracted and you lose.
03:10Take a step back whilst my minion set up the torture device.
03:14Sorry I mean game.
03:15Take a step back while my minion set up the game.
03:17I said game.
03:19Uh oh.
03:20This is eyes on the prize.
03:24Jess got to win this one.
03:27I know.
03:28Here's how it works.
03:29Our celebrities take it in turns to stare at a photo of me.
03:32You're welcome.
03:34But they have to avoid being distracted by other images on the screen.
03:39Is it going to be gross?
03:40I don't know.
03:42What if it's Jimmy getting hair implants?
03:46Implants?
03:47I don't know what you're talking about.
03:48And nor does the 12 year old orphan whose hair I'm wearing.
03:52Anyway our retina tracking software can tell exactly where they're looking.
03:56And we'll detect even the faintest of eye movements away from my frankly adorable face.
04:01The team that manages to ignore the diversions and focus their gaze more fully on me.
04:05Wins the game.
04:06You have to look at Jimmy.
04:09OK.
04:10What are the rules?
04:11Look at Jimmy.
04:12There we go baby.
04:13Three, two, one, begin.
04:16Oh it's so hard.
04:17Like I'm really bad with eye contact.
04:26Oh my god.
04:26Jimmy, keep your eyes on Jimmy, keep your eyes on Jimmy, keep your eyes on Jimmy.
04:30He's nicked my pillow talk.
04:34Strong but silent.
04:36Like a fart in a lift.
04:37Just a standard Friday night then.
04:43Oh my god.
04:44Is it OK?
04:45Oh my god.
04:46I got distracted by the muscular man like a teenager.
04:53Did you actually?
04:53Yeah.
04:59Whilst my supercomputer analyses the results of the game it's finally dawning on one of my guests that she
05:05might have gone to the wrong kind of lock-in.
05:07I don't mind telling you that I'm a little bit concerned that I'm running out of red wine.
05:15And if we lose this, it's going to be pretty hard to convince Ellie Taylor, who is pregnant,
05:21that we should be purchasing more alcohol.
05:24Basically, Jess thinks she's completely fucked.
05:26I was like, because she is a horny little teenager.
05:30I've got distracted by the sexy man.
05:32Stand by.
05:33The results will appear on the screen shortly.
05:35I'll show them the results of their retina tracker,
05:38along with their percentage accuracy score.
05:40First off, let's see how the boys go on.
05:42Oh god.
05:46Come on, Jamie.
05:48All over the shop.
05:49That's not all over the shop.
05:50Oh my god.
05:51All over the shop.
05:52Oh my god.
05:54That's better.
05:56That's better.
05:58It's not bad.
06:03Oh my god, that's crazy.
06:05OK, let's see how Nabil got on.
06:07Oh god.
06:08OK, come on, Nabil.
06:10Here we go.
06:11I'm sorry, dude, I failed us.
06:12No, you didn't.
06:14What the hell?
06:18That's a bit better.
06:22What?
06:27Oh my god.
06:28Oh my god.
06:31So the boys scored a combined accuracy rate of 52%.
06:35Can the girls do any better?
06:37First up, let's see Ellie's results.
06:39Now, in my head I was laser vision, but I don't know if I would be now.
06:50Hello.
06:51Ellie.
06:54Hello.
06:54I don't believe it.
07:07I honestly don't believe that.
07:11I do, because it happened.
07:12Oh no.
07:13OK, finally, Jess.
07:17Oh, hello.
07:18Yes, very good, very good.
07:21Oh my god.
07:22What are you doing?
07:22Are you joking?
07:24Are you drunk?
07:26Nah.
07:28You're all over the place.
07:31Oh.
07:32Oh, actually, all right.
07:33Oh.
07:34Oh.
07:34That's great.
07:37Well, I've no idea who won that then.
07:39Let's be frank.
07:40No one was very good at that.
07:42But one team was marginally less shit than the other.
07:46The girls managed an accuracy score of 59%, just beating the boys 52.
07:51Well, that's a win for the orange team.
07:55Oh my god!
07:58Yes!
07:58Yes!
08:00I did like how I looked at the cat's arse a lot.
08:02You did, didn't you?
08:03You went straight in for the...
08:04Do you recollect doing that?
08:06No, in my head, I'm like, I looked at his left eye and just went, oh, well, the bed's safe.
08:12As winners, the girls get to push the wall and steal back some precious living space from the boys.
08:21Press the play.
08:22Orange team, when you're ready, tap the button and find out how far the wall is moving.
08:27Come on, let it be a five.
08:31Inshallah, it's going to be like a two.
08:34It's not going to be a five.
08:36It's going to be a five!
08:42That's a complete and after joke.
08:47You shouldn't have been so focused on those cat's anuses, should you?
08:58Push the wall.
08:59Go on, guys.
09:01Bye.
09:02Sorry.
09:06Yeah!
09:08Oh!
09:10Oh, look.
09:11Look at this.
09:12Oh!
09:12Oh!
09:24As well as the extra space, they also win some of the local currency, which in these parts is called box coin.
09:30All they have to do is pick a box.
09:32I'm going to pick A.
09:37Oh!
09:38Well, that is not as much as I was hoping to spend on red wine.
09:44Grab your tablet, buy some stuff.
09:46Geese to look.
09:47The girls get to pick which items to buy with their winnings.
09:51They choose chocolates, a juicer, a toasty maker and a second bottle of wine for Jess.
09:58And the mystery item.
09:59And the mystery item.
10:00And the mystery item.
10:01Ah, yes.
10:01And a mystery item.
10:04Imagine they're hoping for more wine.
10:06Whilst the orange team wait for their prizes to arrive, the blue team tuck into, well, whatever the hell that is.
10:13This is great.
10:13Thank you so much, my friend.
10:19What?
10:21Oh, my God.
10:21Here comes your stuff, guys.
10:23Orange team, your purchases are at the door.
10:25Please collect them now.
10:27Oh, my goodness!
10:29Is it Christmas?
10:30Something very exciting has arrived.
10:34What is it?
10:35For the lady.
10:37Oh, it's too fancy.
10:39I think we know what the mystery prize is.
10:42I get to punch a pregnant lady.
10:50And that's television.
10:54Join us after the break when one of these celebrities will be chosen as a blood sacrifice
10:59to his satanic majesty. Stay tuned. It's going to be a lot of fun.
11:02Welcome back to Battle in the Box.
11:13Don't worry, everyone's still alive.
11:15And frankly, even if they weren't, the box doubles up as a casket, so it's a win-win.
11:20Let's see what they're up to.
11:21We're over 14 hours into this battle, and the blue team are licking their wounds after losing
11:27the last game. The orange team, though, are very much up for the fight.
11:31I went to kickboxing once, and I loved it, and I bought all the kit on the day.
11:37Right.
11:38And then I never went back.
11:39Aww.
11:42But this is quite good.
11:45Do you need some kickboxing? Do a kick bit?
11:47It was like, one, two, like that.
11:52Where's the kicking?
11:53Yeah. Maybe it wasn't kickboxing.
12:00It's game time, people. Stand by for an important message.
12:03Good news, everyone. I'm about to put on a spot of afternoon tea.
12:07The first team to prepare and feed a cream tea to each other wins.
12:11Peckish or not, this is Going Going Scone.
12:16I love scones. This is handy. I do too.
12:20Do you like a scone?
12:21Do I look like someone that likes scone?
12:26What am I going to sit down here with a scone for when I can have real food?
12:30Afternoon tea. I mean, no offence.
12:33Awkward. Jamie's family practically invented afternoon tea.
12:38Here's how it works. Players have to cream and jam a scone and feed it to their teammate.
12:43Oh, my God. I would rather lose this.
12:45You would rather sleep in the bathroom.
12:47The first pair to finish eating their scones wins.
12:51Sounds simple. Well, it would be if they didn't have to wear absurdly long fake arms the whole time.
12:57Think Bake Off meets Mr Tickle, but set in a category A prison.
13:01To be honest, for you, it's probably just going to look like normal-sized arms.
13:06How rude.
13:08I would say use both hands and from that distance just cream and thingy, all of them.
13:12Yeah, but I think we should...
13:14And then...
13:14But you can touch the ground. I think we should just, I think we should put...
13:18Bro, you ain't even letting me finish my idea.
13:20Oh, yeah, you tell me your idea again.
13:21Stop doing that, fuck's sake.
13:23Just cream and jam, all of them at once.
13:26And then from there, the game becomes trying to get one to the other person to eat.
13:31But why don't we just cream one?
13:32Because if that goes to waste, you have to start from the beginning again.
13:35Why not... Listen to our... Bro, just please, please.
13:39I have a bad back. I don't want to sleep in the corner of the room, OK?
13:44OK.
13:44This is the guy that said he'd be happy sleeping on the floor when he first arrived.
13:49Changed his tune, hasn't he?
13:50I think we can do it way quicker by you doing one and me doing one.
13:55OK, fine, you know what? Let's do it your way.
13:56Just keep...
13:57No, no, no, we'll do it your way. We'll do it your way.
14:00No problem.
14:03Looks like the honeymoon period is over for these two.
14:05Begs the question, why have they come here on their honeymoon?
14:08Anyway, time for our players to don their ridiculous equipment,
14:11assume their positions and begin the game.
14:15I don't want to sleep in a tight space tonight.
14:17We've got this easy-peasy, trust me.
14:19No, it's not easy. It looks easy, but it's not.
14:22Good luck. Good luck.
14:31Three, two, one, begin.
14:34Here we go.
14:36So I'll flip... OK, you're going to put it on and I'm going to flip this on top.
14:38Yeah.
14:39OK, you just tell me when.
14:40You've got two.
14:44Yeah, I've got two, thank you.
14:45Have you?
14:46OK.
14:46You don't do it like that. That's a good idea.
14:49It's jam. Is that jam on it?
14:50Yeah.
14:51Nabil there, opting to use invisible jam.
14:54OK. There you go.
14:57Now chuck it into the rack.
14:59Fine dining at its best. Maybe the girls' team are more civilised.
15:03I got chucked out of the Ritz for doing that.
15:09That's not enough jam.
15:11Don't give me too much.
15:12Don't try and lift the whole thing.
15:15Wait, wait, wait.
15:16First date is going a bit weird, isn't it?
15:18Good.
15:20Stop fucking laughing. Let's eat.
15:23Just eat, just eat, just eat quick. Come on.
15:25I'm fucking trying.
15:27How are we going to eat that?
15:28One bite.
15:29Just have one bite and then just get that down in and then we'll go for the second bite.
15:38OK?
15:38Have it dry.
15:41Talking of dry, how's our jamless, creamless scone getting on?
15:47Back off.
15:48Just keep going, keep going, keep going.
15:51Oh, good effort.
15:54Really good.
15:56Good girl.
16:00You will eat the top half first.
16:07There's water by the side once you're finished, but for now you have to just soldier through it.
16:11Both teams, one scone down, and at the halfway point it's neck and jam-smeared neck.
16:24But while the girls are already onto their second scone, the boys are only just preparing theirs.
16:29Jam.
16:31Cream.
16:34Here you go.
16:37Jess, I'm laughing.
16:40Mmmmm.
16:41It's so right.
16:45Get it in there.
16:45Oh yeah.
16:46Get a move on, boys. The girls are halfway through their final scone.
16:55Oh my God.
16:58Last pick.
16:58Come on.
16:59Fucking come on.
17:01Come on.
17:02Come on.
17:02We're so close.
17:03Eat it, baby.
17:04Ew.
17:05Shut up.
17:08Muppet.
17:09Aw, you guys are so sweet together.
17:17That's the last bite. And if she can swallow it in time, they've won.
17:20It's in.
17:27Yes.
17:28Jamie thinks they've won it.
17:30But Nappet steals it.
17:32Yes!
17:33Well, that's a win for the orange team.
17:39Oh, that's hard to swallow for the blue team, which is appropriate.
17:42How on earth did we lose that? It was quicker than anything.
17:44Spent too much time deliberating.
17:46There's no ways.
17:47Don't worry, boys.
17:48The only real winner here is Gaviscon.
17:51What was your technique?
17:52It's going really quickly.
17:55I want to see an action replay on that.
17:58There's no way we lost that.
18:00We just did.
18:01I don't think we could have lost.
18:05My way would have been quicker, man.
18:06You can't get quicker than that. We put it on and on.
18:08My way would have been quicker.
18:12When you're ready, tap the button and see how fun on the wall will move.
18:17Bye!
18:29Yeah!
18:32You happy?
18:32No, I'm not happy.
18:33OK.
18:34We lost because of your bullshit.
18:35We didn't lose.
18:36We frickin' won.
18:38Why are you so confident that you won when we won?
18:41Because you cheered off.
18:43We finished eating long before you...
18:44No, we had finished before. You didn't even see it.
18:46Naveel and I had our first argument.
18:49About scones?
18:50About scones.
18:51Are you getting tired and grumpy now?
18:54No.
18:55No.
19:03Push the wall.
19:06They might have claimed more space, but the orange team only won 500 box coin.
19:21Five turn.
19:27Oh, OK.
19:31I hate losing at anything.
19:32If we lose the next one, we're stuck in the kitchen.
19:34Oh, now it's dawning on you.
19:38If we lose another one, someone's sleeping in the bathroom.
19:41Grab your tablets, treat yourself.
19:42Whilst the girls choose their latest prizes, the boys are getting to know each other a little bit better.
19:48You were on Big Brother, weren't you?
19:54What?
19:54You dated that girl that's like a Posh Spice lookalike on Big Brother.
19:59Who's that?
20:00You kept on talking about how you looked like David Beckham.
20:03No, I didn't.
20:04Why are you lying?
20:05I've never done it.
20:06Is it embarrassing or something?
20:07I've never done it.
20:09Oh, my God.
20:12It's so good.
20:14If I'm overhearing it correctly, Nabeel thought that Jamie was like married to Posh Spice or something.
20:25I think even before you did Made in Chelsea.
20:28What?
20:29Yeah, but back then they used to call you Ziggy, innit?
20:32You're joking.
20:33No.
20:34You're talking shit.
20:35I don't know who the fuck Ziggy is.
20:36Ask them.
20:37You did Big Brother.
20:38Nabeel thinks I was in Big Brother.
20:42What?
20:43Yeah, he was.
20:43I was never...
20:44You didn't tell people his real name.
20:47He thought I was called Ziggy.
20:49Ziggy?
20:50I remember Ziggy being on Big Brother.
20:52See?
20:52You are Big Brother.
20:53No, he's not Ziggy.
20:55Yes, he is.
20:56Does Ziggy look like me?
20:57No.
20:58Yes, he does.
20:59No, he doesn't at all.
21:00He's just a man who has slightly blonde hair.
21:01Do you wear glasses?
21:04No.
21:05Maybe you should because this is Ziggy.
21:08Oh, hello.
21:12The Orange team's prizes have arrived and they've gone for all the essentials.
21:16A couple of plants, a lamp and a weird silver dog.
21:20Wow, we're really going to ramp up the decor in here.
21:29Our celebrities have been in the box now for 15 hours and Nabeel is still drilling down into their CVs.
21:36Jess?
21:37Yes?
21:37Were you in Star Wars?
21:40No, I'm not Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
21:44Jess, do you get that a lot?
21:45Just a bit.
21:50Jess, I loved you in Fleabag.
21:52Shut up.
21:56Oh, they're letting us see one another.
21:58Oh, hiya.
22:00Oh, Nabeel's having a breakdown.
22:04Hey guys, guess what?
22:06You're not going to sleep.
22:08Is that a threat?
22:09No, it's a prediction.
22:12Why?
22:13I snore really loud.
22:15We've both bought earplugs.
22:17Those would help you.
22:24Right, I'm going to dim the lights now.
22:26Time for you to get some beauty sleep.
22:28I'm talking to you, Blue Team.
22:29What?
22:32Night, Jimmy.
22:33Thanks for the opportunity to sleep in a box.
22:37This is much better than my anniversary.
22:41Night.
22:42Night, night, mate.
22:43And as the team settle down for the night, silence descends on the box.
22:47Sort of.
22:57Sweet dreams, and Nabeel, enjoy the count she didn't want.
23:10Welcome back to Battle in the Box, the show that takes four famous people and locks them up in a box.
23:15Finally, it's like pointless celebrities meets Squid Game.
23:19Jess, Ellie, Jamie and Nabeel have been locked inside the box for just over 18 hours,
23:24and they've been sleeping for the last two of them.
23:26That's enough sleep for anyone, isn't it?
23:34Morning, everybody.
23:35Did you sleep well?
23:37Did I wake you?
23:38It's time to play a game.
23:39Hey, Siri, show me gaslighting.
23:44You snort, too.
23:46No ways.
23:47Get out of here.
23:48Yeah.
23:49Is that ready?
23:51Yeah.
23:52Yours was the loudest thing I've ever heard.
23:57I warned you.
24:00Do you want a cup of tea?
24:00Yes, please.
24:07This is a horrible reminder of what it's like when you've got a baby.
24:14Oh, horrific.
24:15Who would do that?
24:18Morning, guys.
24:19Morning.
24:20What's he doing saying morning?
24:22Yeah.
24:23Oh, morning, like we've been asleep all night.
24:26We've been asleep for an hour.
24:29Did you sleep on the floor, Jamie?
24:31Yeah.
24:31Is that the first time you've ever slept on a floor?
24:33No, I've slept on the floor many a time.
24:37Yeah, but, like, without the butlers coming,
24:39picking you up and tucking you into a bed.
24:42Here we go.
24:43Come on, then.
24:43Let's get on with this.
24:45What batshit game are we going to have to do now?
24:52OK, teams, please pay attention to the screen.
24:55It's game time.
24:56Jess is having a wee action, Jimmy.
24:58This game is my own twist on ping-pong.
25:01As my mother always said,
25:02why limit yourself to one ball when you can have hundreds?
25:05Hit as many balls as you can into your opponent's half
25:08before the klaxon sounds and you win.
25:10I'll join you in a bit just as soon as my minions have set this up.
25:14This is Shot in the Dark.
25:18Here's how it works.
25:19Both teams have a tube of ping-pong balls.
25:22All they have to do is bat them through the hatch.
25:25The only problem is,
25:26their opponents will be trying to bat them straight back.
25:29The team with the fewest balls on their side at the end wins the game.
25:33Will you be OK?
25:34Yeah, I'm going to nail it.
25:35Oh, and one other thing.
25:37They'll be doing it in complete darkness.
25:39Yeah, I'm nice like that.
25:43I bet you're good at tennis, aren't you, Jamie?
25:45Yeah, I bet you are.
25:46I bet you're right.
25:47Have you got a tennis court?
25:49Uh, no, I don't.
25:50Oh, you poor thing.
25:52I do have one.
25:56When I say go, the balls will be released and this game will start.
26:00OK, teams, you ready?
26:02Paddles in hand.
26:02On your marks.
26:04Gate set.
26:11Oh, God.
26:12Is he going to appear?
26:14Like in a horror movie against the glass.
26:16Oh.
26:21Go.
26:26Oh, my God.
26:27This is awful.
26:28This is so much harder than I thought.
26:32Probably doesn't help that you've only had a couple of hours sleep.
26:34Yeah, sorry about that.
26:36OK, pick up a few.
26:37Yes.
26:38We're at the halfway point and this is anyone's game.
26:41This should be an Olympic sport.
26:43Not the game, obviously.
26:44That's dog shit.
26:45I mean sleep deprivation.
26:48Oh, shit.
26:50Interesting fact.
26:50This is exactly what Cliff Richard sees at Wimbledon when he forgets his meds.
26:58Oh, my God.
26:59That was awful.
27:01OK, it's time for us to count the balls.
27:03Please return them to their original tube.
27:05Oh, can we have a minion?
27:10One of them was really good.
27:11Yeah.
27:12I felt bad barking quick, quick, hurry up to a pregnant lady.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Well, I don't think it was anything to do with being pregnant.
27:19I think I'm just inept at ball sports.
27:21Well, that's a win for the orange team.
27:27I'll be honest, I didn't think you had it in you.
27:29Yeah!
27:30God, smashed it.
27:33That's just a joke.
27:34Victory.
27:35It's not a joke.
27:36It's a complete joke.
27:37Victory.
27:38Yes, the boys' balls are almost bursting out there, whereas the girls have just got a handful.
27:46Oh, God, Jess, we're going to have to buy more things.
27:49Isn't it hard living in a capitalist society?
27:54Well, it's trash compactor time now.
27:56Spin the wheel, move that wall.
27:57Oh, I feel mean doing it now.
28:00It's OK.
28:01They deserve it.
28:03It can only move a maximum of three spaces.
28:06But how far will it go?
28:07Will it be a magic number?
28:10Will it land?
28:11Oh!
28:11Ooh!
28:14Not what I would have wanted for them.
28:16What would you want?
28:17Something a bit higher than that, probably.
28:19Five.
28:20I think they'd be in the sink.
28:21Yeah.
28:22How do you feel about losing two spaces?
28:24Shit.
28:30I don't care what health and safety say.
28:32Push the wall.
28:33Off she goes.
28:35We're literally being colonised, Rob.
28:41Oh, hello.
28:44Lovely and roomy.
28:49The girls also won 500 box coin.
28:51And treated themselves to a coffee machine and a spot of brekkie.
28:57Ellie's just going to watch me enjoy that.
29:00This is very strange.
29:03You're used to stuff like this.
29:04You big brother.
29:05We're going to have a victory juice!
29:07Oh, yeah!
29:10We're juicing!
29:12We're winning, we're juicing.
29:13Oranges, juice it.
29:14Apples, juice it.
29:16Cheese, bread.
29:17Juice it.
29:18Juice it.
29:20Granola, juice it.
29:21Butter, juice it.
29:23This is fun.
29:26You've got to keep the morale up.
29:31We're back in.
29:33I'm feeling more energised.
29:36Go on, energise yourself outside.
29:40Great job keeping morale up, Jamie.
29:42This is bound to help too.
29:43The Minions are arriving with the Orange Team's prizes.
29:46Orange Team, your purchases are at the door.
29:51Please collect them right now.
29:53Jesus, you've got nothing else on.
29:56It's just so much stuff.
29:58We've just got...
30:00We've just won so much stuff.
30:03I could do this all day.
30:05I know.
30:11Hey, camera.
30:13Let's make the room even smaller.
30:17Let's have no more food.
30:19I could do this for another 20 hours with Nabil, and he could do it with me.
30:21Say the truth.
30:25No.
30:25Why not?
30:28Because then I'd have to go to jail.
30:30We've got to take a break now, but join us afterwards when our very own inmates go
30:34head-to-head one final time for the chance to escape.
30:44Welcome back to Battle in the Box.
30:46Our celebrities have been in the box for almost 20 hours,
30:50and the girls have won so much food, they can't even eat it all themselves.
30:54Do you think I should make them a toasty?
30:56Yeah, to be nice.
30:59Guys?
31:00Yeah?
31:01Do you want a cheese toasty?
31:03Oh, my God, you sweet thing.
31:06No, I don't, I'm...
31:07No, do you want a cheese toasty?
31:08I wouldn't want to inconvenience, sir.
31:10He would love one.
31:12He's being too polite.
31:17Oh, my God.
31:18What?
31:19Toasty time!
31:21Are you serious?
31:26Oh!
31:28Does it fit through?
31:29Oh, thank you.
31:30Thank you so much.
31:31Can I make you something?
31:33No, thanks.
31:34You're just turning down all our offers.
31:36We've honestly got, we've got too much.
31:39You've got so much money that you even bought a dog.
31:42Yeah.
31:43Yeah, we did.
31:47We're coming towards the end of the show, but there's just time for one more embarrassing
31:50live humiliation or game.
31:53This is it, the grand finale.
31:55For a day and a night, you've been confined to the box, and right now, broken and disoriented.
32:00The only way out is through this mental challenge.
32:02Orange team, blue team, it's time to play.
32:05The only way out is through booby boxes.
32:08We've got three booby boxes.
32:10Two teams have six boxes with six statements.
32:12Three of them are true and contain keys, but three of them are totally made up and contain booby traps.
32:19The first team to collect all three keys can escape the box, but they have to beware,
32:28because if they set off three booby traps, it's an automatic loss, and the other team goes free.
32:34Orange team, as you're currently in the lead with the biggest box, you get to pick first.
32:38In 2022, there was only one Karen born in the UK.
32:42You're not calling someone Karen, are you?
32:45No, but one in 2022.
32:48Also, pretty likely.
32:50Humans spend over a year of their life pooing.
32:55Sounds absolutely plausible.
32:59Yeah.
33:00I mean, sometimes it can feel like that.
33:02Orange team, pick a box.
33:04We're going to go for humans spend over a year of their life pooing.
33:07Ready?
33:12That was horrible.
33:15I think I've got into labour.
33:16No, we don't spend a year of our lives pooing.
33:19Jess, you might need some more fibre in your diet.
33:22Over to you, blue team.
33:24Okay, let's go through this.
33:25The first advert on Channel 5 was for Chanel No. 5.
33:29I think Chanel No. 5 is way more recent.
33:32Centre partings are not permitted by the British military.
33:34I think we're going for that.
33:35The military has so many rules.
33:37Arcade rules, but then they're changing a lot as well.
33:40Blue team, pick a box.
33:43Sure.
33:47Centre partings are not permitted by the British military.
33:51Oh, my God.
33:56That is so sketch.
33:58What is that?
33:59Um, it's a booby trap.
34:01Have you not been paying attention?
34:03So that's one wrong answer each.
34:05Can the girls turn things around?
34:08Charlie Chaplin and 50 Cent were alive at the same time.
34:10No.
34:11It would be ridiculous if Charlie Chaplin and 50 Cent were alive.
34:13Of course not.
34:14That's an absolute chock full of boobies, that one.
34:17Now, hang on, hang on.
34:17No, listen, though.
34:18Well, he could have been 100 and the 50 Cent could have been born.
34:21Charlie Chaplin was in, like, the first talkies in the 1920s.
34:26But he lived for ages and had...
34:28OK, so let's say he was 20 in the 20s.
34:31He's 90 in the 90s.
34:31So he could have been 70 in the 70s.
34:34That's true, actually.
34:34And then 50 Cent's probably...
34:3650 Cent was probably born in the 70s or the 80s.
34:38Yeah, so that could be true.
34:39I thought that actually could be true.
34:42Orange team, pick a box.
34:44OK. You open it.
34:45Charlie Chaplin and 50 Cent were alive at the same time.
34:51Oh!
34:52Yes!
34:53Well done.
34:55I'm sorry for doubting you.
34:57That's OK. It made us talk it through.
34:59It's first blood to the orange team.
35:01Blue team, what have you got?
35:03Oh, no, I just don't know any of these.
35:06An uncoiled slinky is up to...
35:08Two feet.
35:09It's 82 feet long.
35:11They use that much resources to make your kids toy.
35:13OK, let's not go for that, then.
35:16Which one?
35:19I think about the chimpanzee punching a cake.
35:23Why would it be a chimpanzee?
35:24It was very random.
35:25They were just testing our videos when we first made YouTube.
35:28All right.
35:29We're going to go for it.
35:30OK.
35:31If we get it wrong, then my bad.
35:34Blue team, your turn to pick a box.
35:37The first YouTube video featured a chimpanzee punching a cake.
35:40Oh, my God, dude.
35:45I knew it.
35:45Oh, mate.
35:47He didn't know it because he got it wrong, actually.
35:48No.
35:50Shit.
35:52Why was it going to be a chimpanzee punching a cake?
35:55It might be a trick question.
35:57What's really an orangutan?
35:58The first YouTube video was actually a young man visiting an elephant in the zoo.
36:03David Attenborough has come a long way since then, hasn't he?
36:05So that's two booby traps for the boys.
36:07They can't afford to make any more mistakes.
36:10What about this one?
36:12Only fools and horses were originally called Pope.
36:13I feel like the totes are the truth.
36:16Do you?
36:16Yeah.
36:17The Pope used to be a bouncer.
36:18He's so good.
36:20So that means he has to have worked at, like, a Wetherspoon.
36:24Unless he was a late convert to Jesus.
36:27Well, then he's climbed up the ladder pretty quickly, if that's the case.
36:30This is very feasible.
36:35Orange team, your turn to pick a box.
36:38Let's do it.
36:39We're doubtfully going for only fools and horses was originally called Peck and Plonkers.
36:48No!
36:50We're the bloody Peck and Plonkers.
36:52OK, come on.
36:55Come on, we've got this.
36:57That's their second booby trap.
36:59But if the boys get this wrong, the girls win.
37:02I just think we go for the one that we don't even know who she is.
37:04Moira Stewart is Danny Dyer's godmother.
37:07You don't know who Moira Stewart is?
37:09Oh, who is she then, Jess?
37:11You deserve to stay in your box.
37:13She's an incredibly well-known.
37:15She's an icon of news reading.
37:17Yeah.
37:17I think that's how we got into TV and movies.
37:21Moira Stewart.
37:22Fuckin' hell.
37:23Let's go for a big guy.
37:25Hope it's not wrong, because if it is, we're out of here, baby.
37:29Bye, lizards.
37:30Bye.
37:31Baby.
37:33OK, remember, if this is another booby trap,
37:36I'm afraid you're locked in and the other team wins.
37:39I think a slinky, an uncalled slinky is up to 82 feet long.
37:42I've thought that for a while.
37:44Blue team, pick a box.
37:46An uncalled slinky is up to 82 feet long.
37:49And we won.
37:51Yes, I told you.
37:52I told you.
37:54Told you.
37:56I think you told them.
37:56Oh, no.
37:58Ow.
37:59Sorry.
38:00That's huge from us.
38:01That is huge from us.
38:02How many have you got now?
38:04We've got two dud.
38:05Oh, they've got one key.
38:06Same as us.
38:07Two dud, one key.
38:08Same as us then.
38:08We're even Stevens.
38:09Oh, come on.
38:10Right, is that our turn now?
38:11Yeah.
38:13I still think that one's true.
38:15Do you?
38:15Yeah.
38:15OK.
38:19All right, then.
38:20Oh, God.
38:21But I've got really bad instincts.
38:22Oh, shit, yeah.
38:24Shame, guys.
38:25Oh, shut up.
38:26Here we go.
38:28OK, I'm going to go.
38:28John Major is a member of the Magic Circle.
38:32If this is another booby trap, the other team automatically win.
38:36Oh, no.
38:37Oh, shit.
38:40OK, go on.
38:40Oh, God, I'm sorry.
38:45Oh, no.
38:52Come on.
38:55We won.
38:56We won.
38:58Yes, you've won.
39:00What did you think you were celebrating?
39:03So, for fact fans, the first advert on Channel 5 was indeed for Chanel No. 5.
39:08Turtles can breathe out of their bums.
39:10The Pope did used to be a bouncer and there really was only one baby named Karen in 2022.
39:17That is absolutely incredible, isn't it?
39:20That poor Karen.
39:22Oh, goodness.
39:24Bad guys do win in the end.
39:26Congratulations, you are the winners.
39:28You're now free to loot the box for all it's worth and make your way out into freedom.
39:33Well done.
39:34I'll tell you what I'm going to take.
39:40Think outside the box.
39:42Before they leave, the boys get to exercise winner's rights and push the wall all the way
39:47into the loser's half of the box.
39:48Oh, quick, quick, quick.
39:53This is how much space they had.
39:56Wow.
39:56It's hot.
39:57It's too quick.
39:59This is wild.
40:00Bless Amya.
40:02We're not even bothered.
40:03We like a small box.
40:07Oh my God.
40:08How are you guys in there?
40:08You all right?
40:09Yeah.
40:10Yeah, fine.
40:10All right.
40:11We're looking at all our things.
40:12It's just cosy.
40:13We like it.
40:15Give me a hug.
40:16That was an experience, right?
40:19You love that.
40:20You love that.
40:20Yeah, let's do it again.
40:21I know.
40:22Let's do it again.
40:24Absolutely undeserved.
40:26Do you want to moon them as they go past?
40:29Sure.
40:29I mean, I'm not.
40:31Too many layers.
40:32Are you ready for this?
40:33Yeah, let's go.
40:34Okay, here we go.
40:38And we're free.
40:38Oh my Lord.
40:43Hey, guys.
40:46Oh, whatever.
40:47Don't worry about it.
40:48Just remember that, all right?
40:50It's been an honour.
40:51It's been a pleasure.
40:53You guys just always, just always think outside the box, all right?
40:57Bye, guys.
40:57See you later.
40:58Bye.
40:59Oh, bye.
41:01Yes.
41:04Did you just moonwalk out of that?
41:06Just moonwalk.
41:06That's the way to do it.
41:09As morning begins to break, Jamie and Nabil finally leave the box,
41:13ready to share their newfound love with the world.
41:15Yes.
41:16Are we going to argue about who comes out first?
41:19You've been itching to come out for a while.
41:21You might as well.
41:24Victory and fresh air.
41:27Now, be honest.
41:28Tell everyone that you actually love me.
41:30Just go on.
41:31I can't wait to get home and not wait.
41:36I don't want to do it again with anyone else, Jess.
41:40Oh, me neither.
41:42But next time, it would be good if you could not be pregnant.
41:48Yeah, I won't do that again.
41:49What was our high point in the box?
41:52Leaving the box, I think, was my high point in the box.
41:55Actually, I'll tell you that.
41:56My highest point was being as annoying to you in sleep as you are to me when you're awake.
42:01I love the fact that at least I got to disturb you somehow eventually.
42:05We're going to go and spoon.
42:06Come on.
42:06Come on, big guy.
42:07Let's get you out of these clothes and into bed.
42:09Come on.
42:10Help!
42:13This patch is sweet, bro.
42:14It's like moving and warm.
42:15Honestly, it's impossible.
42:16You've had all that practice.
42:18Right, I'll get into bed first, I'll see you in a bit.
42:21Seriously, keep that guy the fuck away from me.
42:24I'm never going near Chelsea.
42:28Right.
42:28I mean, it's at this point that you think you wonder if you did need the Greyhound, isn't it?
42:34Well, it's going to keep us company.
42:36It's true.
42:39After a day and a night, the battle is over.
42:44Jamie and Nabil have left victorious.
42:46And as for Jess and Ellie, well, they're dead to me.
42:49And to everyone else, unless they break free before they run out of food.
42:52Good night.
43:09We'll do it.
43:17And there you are.
43:18I'll see you next time.
43:19Here you are.
43:21Let's go.
43:23I'll see you next time, guys.
43:24Bye-bye.
43:26Bye-bye.
43:28Bye-bye.
43:28Bye-bye.
43:29Bye-bye.
43:30Bye-bye.
43:30Bye-bye.
43:32Bye-bye.
43:32Bye-bye.
43:34Bye-bye.
43:34Bye-bye.
43:35Bye-bye.
43:36Bye-bye.
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