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00:00This is the box, 16 metres long, 3 metres wide.
00:04It looks like as if IKEA got the job of zhuzhing up Guantanamo Bay.
00:08Two teams will spend a day and a night cut off entirely from the outside world.
00:12I snore really loud.
00:18Whilst competing in a series of games designed to test them to their very limits.
00:26You're a disgrace, absolute disgrace.
00:28Win and they can fill their side of the box with an array of luxury items.
00:32Here comes some stuff.
00:34I'm having pancakes.
00:35A xylophone.
00:36Pick away at a train set.
00:38Choo choo.
00:39And more importantly, they get to move the dividing wall deeper into their opponent's side.
00:44You might want to step back a couple of times now.
00:47But the way you two are pushing it makes you look like you're actually enjoying it.
00:50I'm Jimmy Carr. Welcome to Battle in the Box.
00:58Currently occupying the box are Joe Swash and Sean Walsh in the orange team.
01:02Oh, very nice.
01:04OK, it's a fixer-upper.
01:06And Harriet Kemsley and Laura Rakote in the blue team.
01:09I really thought there was going to be furniture.
01:11No, that's what we have to win.
01:13They're halfway through the battle that started well for the boys.
01:16Woo-hoo!
01:18But the girls fought back hard, forcing Joe and Sean into a space barely big enough to fit their bunk bed.
01:25Oh, give it a break.
01:27It's well into the evening, and after their latest win, Harriet and Laura are about to find out how much box coin they get to spend on stuff.
01:35B.
01:37Values in each box can be anything up to 5,000 box coin.
01:42Shut up.
01:44Oh, that's rough.
01:47Oh, my God.
01:49Oh, my God.
01:51Of the hundreds of items available to buy, blue team could only afford a foot spa and some biscuits.
01:56But they also received the takeaway they ordered from the last game.
01:59And the boys couldn't be happier for them.
02:02Bastards.
02:03Why are they walking past our fucking window?
02:06Did they do that on purpose?
02:07Yeah.
02:08Hey, neighbours.
02:09Hello.
02:10So, are you comfortable with getting your feet out?
02:13Yeah, why?
02:14I think men are a bit more uncomfortable with pedicures.
02:18No, but that's bullshit because every man has disgusting feet and they don't give a shit.
02:22Well, we're telling you we do.
02:24But do you wear, like, flip-flops?
02:27Absolutely not.
02:28Oh, on holiday I do.
02:29Yeah, see, even though your feet are disgusting and you do nothing to care for them, you still impose them on people.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yeah, he goes...
02:38Yeah.
02:39I think it's actually that they're self-conscious about their feet.
02:43I think it's lovely that you feel that way.
02:46I don't think they care or think about it.
02:49I'm telling you how I feel.
02:51Well, I'm saying you're an anomaly.
02:53Oh, okay.
02:54I quite like that.
02:56You're special.
02:58Do you feel special?
03:00I do.
03:02You are special.
03:04Oh, here we go.
03:07Okay, teams, please pay attention to the screen.
03:10This is the World Series of Everything.
03:13This next game is a series of mini-games.
03:16Do the thing before your opponents do the thing.
03:18And when the clacks and sounds, whoever's done the most things wins the thing.
03:22Got that?
03:23But I don't really care because it's time to begin.
03:25Charming as ever.
03:26Come on, let's get into gear.
03:27Oh, what?
03:28What?
03:29Oh, my God.
03:30Unfurl an entire loo roll.
03:32Go, go, go.
03:33What?
03:34I'm doing the whole thing.
03:35What do you mean, unfurl?
03:36Unfurl?
03:37What kind of word is that?
03:39As well as the loo roll, the girls have found a hidden gift.
03:42That'll be important later.
03:43Have you heard the word unfurl?
03:45You don't know the word unfurl, do you?
03:47Perhaps for the first time, it seems Joe is not the most stupid person in the room.
03:59And blue team have unfurled themselves off the mark.
04:03Strike a pose towards five different cameras.
04:05Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:08Hey!
04:09We did it!
04:14Make your partner disappear.
04:16What?
04:17What does that mean?
04:18Get this!
04:19Get this!
04:20Get this!
04:21Oh, Lynn!
04:22Yes!
04:23Yeah!
04:28Do something lawyers force us to censor?
04:31What?
04:32Erm, what?
04:33Yeah, I think...
04:34Ha!
04:41Find and unwrap the parcel.
04:43What parcel are?
04:44There.
04:45Before the game, my minions stashed a gift in their toilets.
04:48Lara already found theirs, but the orange team are still searching.
04:58Oh, no.
05:00Ah!
05:01Refurl the entire door!
05:02No!
05:03That's right!
05:04That's right.
05:05If you're wondering how Sean's gonna know what refill means, don't worry.
05:06They still think it's the parcel round.
05:07What parcel?
05:08Hey, I've got it!
05:09Move on, Joe.
05:10We're on to the next one.
05:11Yep!
05:12Yep!
05:13Wow!
05:14Joe really wants that gap.
05:15Next one!
05:16Okay, go, go, go.
05:17But how?
05:18Oh, yeah, you can't until I've done this, okay?
05:19Right.
05:20What's that?
05:21I've got the...
05:22Refurl.
05:23Refurl.
05:24The refurl!
05:25Yeah, take it out.
05:26The ref...
05:27Refurl.
05:28Take it out.
05:29This is excruciating.
05:30Okay, okay, okay.
05:31I'm refurling, I'm refurling, I'm refurling.
05:32Go my way to make the space for me.
05:35And that's it.
05:36Why are we walking in circles?
05:37You're doing really well.
05:38No, Sean.
05:39No, he's not.
05:40Hey!
05:41Hey!
05:42Hey!
05:43Hey!
05:44Hey!
05:45Hey!
05:46Hey!
05:47Hey!
05:48Hey!
05:49Hey!
05:50Hey!
05:51Hey!
05:52Hey!
05:53Hey!
05:54Hey!
05:55Hey!
05:56Hey!
05:57Hey!
05:58Hey!
05:59Hey!
06:00Hey!
06:01I don't know what that meant.
06:02And the winners are the blue team.
06:04Hey!
06:05Hey!
06:06How the fuck?
06:08What did we do wrong there?
06:11I can't believe we won again.
06:13Yeah, and we were quick as hell.
06:15Did you go in there looking for the parcel?
06:16I did, yeah.
06:17Where was it?
06:18Did you see the big present on the floor?
06:19No, it wasn't...
06:20It wasn't there.
06:21There's no way that present would have got in there.
06:23Was it?
06:24Where was it?
06:25There was a big fucking present on the floor there.
06:26Oh, maybe.
06:27Maybe.
06:28Yes, that's three games you've done us.
06:30Because they won the game, Harriet and Lara now get to move the wall even deeper into
06:35the boys' side of the box.
06:36When you're ready, tap the button and see how far the wall will move.
06:42It can move anything from two to four spaces, which, by the way, would put the wall at the
06:47furthest point of the orange side.
06:49This should be fun.
06:51I hope it's only small, guys.
06:52Well, that's very kind.
06:53Please be two.
06:54Come on!
06:55Four.
06:56Three.
06:57Where does that take us?
06:58Do you have enough space?
06:59I don't know what we're going to do with the beds.
07:00Well, I'll start by moving the potatoes.
07:01That's the spirit, Sean.
07:02Push that wall.
07:03Get ready, guys.
07:04We're coming.
07:05Oh, no.
07:06Just one more.
07:07Oh, no.
07:08Oh, and we got your camera.
07:10Oh, God.
07:12Oh, God.
07:13As we have a camera, that's the real thing.
07:14Oh, no.
07:16Oh, no.
07:17So we're going to have enough space.
07:18I don't know what we're going to do with the beds.
07:19I don't know what we're going to do with the beds.
07:20Well, I'll start by moving the potatoes.
07:21That's the spirit, Sean.
07:23Push that wall.
07:25Get ready, guys.
07:26We're coming.
07:28Oh, no.
07:31Oh, no.
07:34Just one more.
07:35Oh, no.
07:36what are we gonna do oh man this has become quite depressing this is now prison i'm in prison with
07:48joe swash blue team have also won some box going to spend on luxury items i know you're in a box
07:55but pick another box to see how much money you've got to spend in the box off jimmy a please
08:06damn it oh that's pleasing at least there's that so they didn't win a lot of box coin but on the
08:12bright side it's making their purchasing decision a lot simpler massage gun sports drink mystery item
08:19fairy lights great everything they order is hand delivered by my minions including their mystery
08:25item a freestanding hammock best of luck with that i'm just gonna jump do it do you just how does
08:34it work you just how does a hammock work you get in it i haven't been in a hammock in so long oh
08:40really get in there oh yeah you gotta open it we won one game and lost three look if we lose another
08:50game i don't think we'll have a bed tonight no joe losing the bed is not an option we've got no more
08:57space to lose otherwise we are just going to be in the toilet as we approach the 14-hour mark joe is
09:03determined to boost morale with bangers and mash a la swash what do you think i should just put my
09:09sausages in the toasting machine what put me in the toasting machine that would work wouldn't it
09:16yeah try that that'll be great well how do i make this instance is it just water i've had this for ages
09:22you had this before it's a smash i'm i'm not sure i've ever had it how'd you make it you just add
09:30hot water to make potato yeah amazing whatever will they come up with next ah i've always wanted
09:37one of these that's amazing where do you do it it's super intense i'm just giving myself a tip massage
09:45oh my god oh my god okay that's gonna be great where are you going to do it like on your neck
09:54you put one of these on your vagina
09:55for a lot of time oh look at this look this one oh that looks quite nice
10:09that's not a bad taste that is that all right actually tastes like buttery
10:23no that is that is awful that's like mashed foot don't you like that no that is horrific
10:33well that's it for this part i'm going to take a short break and contemplate
10:39whether it's morally acceptable to lock people up for my entertainment
10:43yeah give it some thought i'm fine with it see you in five
10:53welcome back to celebrity kidnap sorry welcome back to battle in the box celebrity kidnap was the
10:58working title right since we last saw them joe's been putting the finishing
11:03touches to dinner which reckon's that done yeah that's done to perfection you've done you've
11:09done really well there hey this is going to be freaking lovely moan out joe swash is doing his
11:15bit for the environment here putting us all off meat for the foreseeable future
11:20hey do you want one of these get in there bless you thank you
11:23oh it's lovely hmm a meal fit for a bin oh
11:29oh not bad hey what's a goal well everyone seems to be having a lovely time so let's put a stop to
11:38that with some big news in the form of our next game boom box
11:42attention teams we've just received word of a credible bomb threat in the box please seek
11:51refuge in the toilets and await further instruction move move there's a bomb
11:57i honestly feel a bit sick from them sausages
12:00yeah you've really done me in do you feel them yes thanks joe orange team blue team you may leave
12:10the toilets is there a bar on what what inside each box is a rigged explosive and a remote operated
12:18disposal device that may or may not be a toy forklift truck i stole from a children's hospital i've got to
12:24put it in there look one person operates the controls from the safety of the toilet whilst
12:29their teammate guides them i feel like i'm gonna be really bad at this okay i think i'd probably be
12:34fine at it i'm gonna direct you yeah that's what we're doing you're gonna have to wear them i'm in
12:39there yeah i'm good calm it did you hear that yes i did hear it we all heard that ready teams first one
12:50to take the detonator from the bomb and deliver it to the container outside wins only you can stop
12:57this box from exploding three two one jimmy have i got five minutes i really need to go toilet badly
13:10which one number two is really we've got we've used all our toilet roll no there's spares in the
13:19basket oh is that oh yeah yeah that's the way to do it yeah just chuck the kitchen towel back on the
13:26floor yeah why not what we've learned so far is that luckily we're up against some real morons and
13:33that's really making it easier for us actually joe yeah the silver bits yeah yeah i've got the
13:45control for that jesus it's all right it's not bad it is that bad oh my god it's like being punched in
13:53the face with all right okay well if you're lucky the only thing exploding in the box will be joe's bum
14:03get into position the game will begin in three two one go okay right yes very good now a bit to the
14:13left a bit to the left please keep it going forward to the left yes very good yeah keep going keep going
14:19well don't keep going you're at the bed now turn to the right please more right right right keep going
14:27and we're turning we're turning we're turning backwards backwards to the left okay now right
14:32turn turn turn well done yes yes keep going keep going keep going well both teams have started
14:39better than i predicted joe yeah you just need to center by turning left you tend to expect the
14:45worst when dealing with adults who don't know what unfurl means one more of those right now go straight
14:50straight straight straight straight right lower the silver things lower the silver things they're
14:57called forks sean it's a forklift truck great now go forward you've got it they've got the thing
15:04ready this is the problem with having such a big room okay back back lift it up lift it up oh my god
15:11you've got it reverse no you haven't got it you haven't got it sorry you haven't got it you
15:15fucking idiot boredom right okay if you could just go straight as now yes lower the silver things
15:25forks sean forks for forks sake right move forward keep moving you piece of shit joe we're close
15:36yes come on baby yes right pick it up pick it up up up up up forward all the way up but reverse reverse
15:49yes you've got it you've got it reverse reverse the orange team have the detonator they just need
15:57to deliver it safely outside the box yeah forward yes yes up up up up yes yeah right turn turn right
16:09turn turn left no turn left turn left turn left what forward and left forward left we've got it
16:15yes you did it blue team have their detonator you better be quick boys yes that's it joe that's it
16:25again again get off yes okay oh my god reverse reverse reverse reverse no
16:35forward forward forward forward forward it won't go anymore okay backwards back again back again back
16:44forward forward forward forward forward forward forward lower the silver thing
16:52forward forward forward lower the silver thing oh my god did we do it we did it yeah
17:14what the bomb just went on but it was a really pretty bomb we've done it
17:32so it's a win for the orange team and as the fallout from joe's own dirty bomb starts to spread
17:37this wall this wall can't move soon enough
17:45oh we've got one we've got one
17:49yes
17:54it's not that bad do you know what that's going to help with
17:57fucking space yeah but it's not going to be stuffy that's going to help the temperature come on
18:09push that wall
18:14why not reclaiming it we're reclaiming our space
18:18oh the hair oh this is much better we've actually still got a lot of space oh
18:26oh it's lovely let's put our rug back up oh let's make this place home again you win some you lose
18:34some what are they gonna buy i'm gonna be really jealous whatever they buy also how much money they'll
18:39probably get a good number well that was a lot of effort let's see what it got you pick a box
18:48a just a a please come on that's a good bit of dough oh one thousand box
18:59oh we got the lowest animal
19:02typical well that's how much box coin you've won grab your tablet and spend it jimmy stop stop adding
19:10bits of plastic to your face and listen to me i'll stop adding plastic as soon as sean learns the meaning
19:15of the word unfurl wow they're really going for jimmy yeah but it's going to backfine
19:22because he'll turn he won't put up with this for just being himself yeah just for keeping four
19:28people in a box they're really going after him we want a tea set decaf tea otherwise i won't sleep
19:34uh diffuser lavender please nice scent to knock us out before bed come on
19:40all right and uh joe's been kind enough to let me go solo with a sheet face mask
19:49merry christmas imagine if you read it wrong it was like a shit face mask that's just no
19:54oh oh yes wow look at that look how much shit we're bringing in this is wonderful there's an army
20:04of people we can't have everything you know we've got a hammock what more do we need instructions for
20:09the hammock i just like some kind of tea like be nice oh that's so so civilized so civilized
20:24well that is splendid
20:33both teams have been in the box now for over 15 hours and they're about to wind down for the night
20:40you look like i'm gonna get a silence of the lamps oh i think i'm gonna have to go to work again
20:45oh
20:57right time now to turn down the lights nothing says bedtime like lying in a dark claustrophobic box
21:03with someone you vaguely know from work good night good night sleep well
21:08i'm now awake oh this is a mad place to go to sleep good night jimmy
21:23pandering gets you nothing on this show find out what cruelty awaits them after the break
21:28welcome back to battle in the box the show that finds the fun in claustrophobia not a word it's the
21:43early hours of the morning and after a stressful 18 hours inside the box joe sean lara and harriet
21:50are finally getting a much needed rest which is actually quite boring to watch so let's wake them up
22:02morning teams it's game time stand by for instructions
22:09oh this is hell
22:12this feels bad no i don't feel good how would you like to wipe the smiles off the other team's faces
22:19and win some of their stuff well now's your chance as you're about to play stuffle board
22:27slide your pucks score some points and maybe you could steal the other team's bog roll
22:33both teams get six pucks to slide across the board and into the other side of the box
22:38each puck can score anything from one to five points and if one lands in a prize zone they also
22:44get to steal something from the other team what would you be sad about if they took the couch of
22:53the bed yeah they might take the couch
22:59orange team decide three things you want to steal from blue team's side of the box
23:03let's go for that the sofa yeah and a coffee machine yes because i could do with another coffee your
23:12turn now blue team decide three things you want to steal from the orange side of the box i am not
23:18worried about anything that they want to steal off of us quite like the chair actually you look like
23:23you're in prison this is so sad like what happened we lived here what have you decided we're going to
23:30take that chair what what well you've got loads of chairs we're going to take the armchair the tea set
23:37and the toast okay first up it's joe and sean playing for points but also blue team's massage gun
23:45coffee machine and sofa orange team when you're ready you may begin what'd i get that puck is just
23:58in the scoring zone he's won the massage gun and also one point let's see if sean can keep this up
24:04get there get myself a coffee oh ow fucking idiot get out of here no no he can't here comes puck number
24:15three oh wow and four and he's lost the massage gun oh yes yes but they've now got themselves three
24:24points and blue team's coffee machine oh no that's sad you have you get the coffee machine it's coffee
24:30machine two pucks left here we go that's another three points with one puck remaining are you ready
24:42don't knock the coffee oh yeah so orange team finished with a score of six they've also won blue
24:49team's coffee machine although it looks like joe should have taken my suggestion and gone for the
24:53bog roll i think i got the trots boy don't tell me you've given us food poisoning i've got to go to
24:59toilet again in a minute i don't believe this are you winding me up please what have you got i think
25:06i might give us both a little bit of food poisoning if that's happened i'm going well i'm going to
25:11crack that's what i'm going to do oh we had to cook some sausages and you didn't cook them i put them
25:15in the toasting machine do you feel really sick i need to go like toilet toilet you're shitting yourself
25:22they ain't more sausage blue team when you're ready slide your first puck
25:26watch out because we can smack you joe what are you doing i'm ready i mean you're mad as well as
25:33trying to beat a score of six the girls could also steal sean and joe's bread tea set and armchair
25:40no that's bread no it doesn't look like you're getting bread bread that's bread
25:49hmm no no no you can't push it you can't just push yeah you got bread okay we got some red go
26:01oh if it's too hard it will definitely fall off so don't do too hard that's that's it oh now
26:12double bread they're blocking themselves but those pucks are scoring one point each
26:15oh shit oh what did we get nothing you're so close to our armchair they've missed the armchair
26:25but that scores them four points taking their score to five with one puck to go
26:37all done girls you got a bit of bread off us that's it they've obliterated their own puck and
26:41finished with a score of one and the winners are the orange team we get a bit of your wall don't we
26:51you get coins oh i'll go back to the toilet you go to the toilet again yeah i don't believe this
26:58something happened in my belly boy i don't believe this god
27:04he's just gone to the toilet again yes sean have you got it yet
27:09what the the disease no i'm actually constipated it might be useful for you maybe it's a thing i
27:17get when i'm stressed
27:23so blue team have stolen orange team's bread and in return they've stolen their coffee machine
27:29oh your coffee machine oh that's good news but more importantly they also get to push the wall
27:35the wall when you're ready tap the button and see how far the wall will move god just give us a
27:41two jesus christ if it's five everything's over let's just make their lives hell for the last couple of hours
27:50two two two two two two god damn it that's all right i'll take that orange team when you're ready
28:02push the wall we're gonna have to just shrink your home for a bit yeah okay there we go this just feels
28:11so good it feels fine oh you wait this feels really bad we're sending you mad whoa whoa chill chill
28:21are you feeling in there guys it feels really bad actually oh that's better we will get it back
28:29yeah so the boys have gained another four spaces of the box but right now there's only one prize sean
28:35is interested in coffee for me coffee for you coffee for me coffee for you you still got the old moves
28:46don't you hey it never leaves you does it no oh my god it's overflowing what's going on you did you
28:56didn't tell me that you have to stop it yeah i always forget you have to stop it oh the the mess
29:05sabotage oh fuck off well if you want to know how much money you've won pick a box i just want a
29:15coffee oh sure what are we going for right all right big big boy money big boy money
29:31that's good so it's middle amount yeah that's fine we want house plants house plant buddha statue
29:39buddha statue water feature water feature jade roller jade roller i want a model skeleton model
29:48skeleton they're just around they don't even what are they going to do with that i tell you who doesn't
29:52around my minions they've all been chemically castrated off look at those plants every item is
30:01diligently delivered including the boys jade roller and model skeleton be honest with me be honest with me
30:07do i look all right there's only a few hours left in this battle and as the final game approaches
30:16delirium is setting in for sean guys yeah do you think this is a good slogan if i was running for
30:22prime minister vote for me i've got enough on my own plate
30:29i think he's losing his mind he's losing his mind this is good for our next channel because he's
30:37like what is he saying
30:41he's just laughing to himself in the corner don't vote for me don't vote for me i've got enough
30:47shit on my own plate and as if sean doesn't have enough shit on his plate already coming up is the
30:55final game of the battle which team will escape the box find out after the break
31:00welcome back to battle in the box morning has broken in the box and since we last saw him sean walsh
31:14has fully lost it i mean does this place send you a bit mad what you saying what you say to me
31:30couldn't get used to this it's just me and you fella
31:33look at the state of me p-a-r-t-y because i gonna
31:49you're just a freak like me let's put him out of his misery and let him know the final game is on its way
31:56hello teams it's almost time for our finale sadly we're not playing give myself the shits on national
32:05tv because that'd be just too easy for you joe we've got to win this last game right yeah i feel
32:13like you're on a slump i feel like i need to gee you i'm on a slump are you having a laugh you're
32:19just lying in bed we didn't fight that's awesome we didn't fight you've been the dream it's really
32:30been really really nice these seem so stressful and toxic and they're just like pooping i did
32:34fart once and i'm so sorry you gave me a heads up like i moved away and like it was all like really
32:40respectful i'm sorry i don't know what happened could the harmony inside blue box give them the edge in
32:45our final game or will the orange team win through sheer desperation the time has come to find out
32:53this is it for a day and a night you've been confined to the box right now the only way out
32:57is through a test of your mental fortitude stand back and get ready to play booby boxes
33:07in front of each of our teams are six boxes with six statements three of them are true and contain
33:13keys the other three are false and contain booby traps the first team to find all three keys can
33:21unlock the door and escape however if they open three booby traps it's an automatic loss and the
33:27other team go free orange team as you're currently in the lead with the biggest box you get to pick
33:34first this one i've heard before you know this well i've heard i trust that's brilliant only 50
33:42percent of people can hum what's holding their nose we can put that thing no one can hum holding their
33:46nose i think that's that's false false false because we just did it there's 100 exactly brilliant orange
33:53team pick a box i think freddie mercury for extra teeth because you know this well i think this is true
33:59okay god damn it i can't handle this press one two three key cards key cards they picked it right
34:08yeah that's one key down blue team your turn to pick this is just really the time when you think
34:13i just wish i knew more facts like i just wish that i was the person that like knew facts we can't change
34:18that type of i can't change the person i am right now not right now for hours this is not the time it's
34:23not the time salvador delhi it designed the chupa chupa chupa chupa chups chupa chups logo true
34:30see i was confident but then you can't even say it orange smarties don't taste of orange i think
34:35they do taste of orange like i'm not like a taste expert but i think they taste of orange
34:40okay then we don't go for that blue team pick a box i think we go for this i'm backing you
34:46salvador delhi designed the chupa chups chop chop chop yes oh my god sorry sorry i just heard that noise
35:01it scared the shit out of me so that's one key each orange team your turn to pick i've done a bit of
35:08filming at the olympic stadium brilliant back in the day brilliant i think it's the biker drone the cycling
35:13done yeah yeah i remember the pringle the pink pringle shape and i don't know about the hyperbolic
35:17paraboloid but i know it's it sounded a lot like that okay orange team pick a box the shape of a
35:23pringle is a hyperbolic paraboloid i'm 80 percent confident okay ready
35:31oh come on baby the relief blue team your turn to pick a box okay are there any of these that you
35:40know to be true for definite no brilliant did you hear that they don't know any for definite
35:47whereas we've got you i think australia is wider than the moon like you think it is i don't know
35:54i've never seen them next to each other only four words in the english language and deuce it'll take
36:00a tremendous effort to get this could that be him do and deuce horrendous if it blows up in their face
36:08can you think of a single word that ends in deuce it's been a stupendous performance so far okay
36:13we're going for only four words in the english language and do it's a jeopardous game this
36:26and opening it has proved hazardous yes i'm so upset orange team your turn to pick a box
36:33right okay so only 50 of people i'll remind you if this one's a key you've won the game okay but
36:39they're gonna get it wrong go like this and i think danny devito is definitely about four foot
36:46something how big could a penguin be how big can a penguin be i can imagine how quite big don't you
36:53about it but is it bigger than a human being orange team pick a box very unique human being oh no don't
37:04i i i if this one's a key you win the game let's just go with this one all right then come on then
37:12ready yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you ninker poop blue team your turn to pick a box
37:22last stuff what do you know so i did mastermind on sloths i studied sloths for like months okay
37:29there's something about their breath i feel like it's true blue team pick a box a sloth can hold
37:34its breath longer than a dolphin yes yes we got it that's really good that's really good we're back
37:44in the game we're back in the game orange team your turn to pick okay so we've got two keys we've got
37:50one wrong let's just get this key the lighter was invented before the match right yeah cowboy and
37:55ending films western movies it's just matches it's all matches no one's giving anyone a light any cowboy
38:00film so let's go for this one then think about it yeah i don't think they get any sun in the winter
38:05or certain parts of the year okay so the only light that's coming off that wherever i think and if
38:09you just stayed there in the same spot you could potentially get burnt i'm up there like there's
38:14stupidity as good as this far we just need it to get us a bit further orange team pick a box right
38:20people in greenland can suffer moon burn in winter yes they can yes they can okay yes they can
38:30you're convincing you give me the whole spill about the cowboys that astonishing bit of stupidity
38:39has thrown a lifeline to the blue team can they find their last key and escape the box between this
38:46is bullshit this probably not so probably this one moon burn what the hell are we thinking
38:57i'll remind you if this one's a key you've won the game yes thank you jimmy thank you jimmy go
39:04australia is wider than the moon pick it up together
39:17blue team wins yay they're trapped in here and if you're wondering where orange team's final key was
39:26hiding it was here bright spark the lighter was invented before the match what happens to us jimmy
39:33just let us know what happens to us i know what happens to us i sulk
39:39as a further punishment for losing harriet and lara now get to push the wall all the way into orange
39:44teams half of the box okay you ready you're ready to get squished boys i blame you for this mate you
39:55thought daddy devito was shorter than the penguin it's coming oh okay bring on the wall
40:03oh this is one way of tidying up this is so good
40:17joe what are you doing really killed joe it's beautiful yeah it's amazing congratulations blue
40:25team you are the winners grab what you can and leave the box biscuit cat you'll miss me
40:31but that's stockholm syndrome for you yes yes yes we're both gonna need therapy i think yeah
40:37we needed it anyway so oh great great so i'm stuck in a i'm stuck in a tiny room with a man who's got
40:46severe adhd and the flu brilliant thanks everyone i'm ill and going insane do you honestly think it's
40:54been a fucking barrel of laughs for me stuck in here with you thanks jimmy thank you jimmy never again
41:05and we'll go now yeah bye box
41:10it's green
41:11wow wow yeah this like air is so fresh like i can actually like breathe i forgot what air was like
41:27i can't believe how oh now we get to see how tiny their room is so disgusting
41:32are you going yeah are you taking the massage gun what is this and we wish you the best of luck
41:40you should be quarantined together there's something disgusting there's something bad
41:44happening in here bye stay man and the best of luck stay
41:50see i should have been partnered with one of them instead of you
41:53well now what they've got to let us out sooner or later i've got to do the school run
42:04after a day and a night locked inside the box harry and lara get their first taste of freedom
42:10i just can't believe we won it just like when we saw that we were up against those morons i was like
42:14we we've got to win this like if we don't like what does that say about us it was so endlessly long
42:20it was psychologically and emotionally and physically damaging what words end in dues do you know
42:26horrendous horrendous but there's so many words that i didn't do horrendous horrendous
42:32splendous no that's splendid for example splendid ten green bottles sitting on the wall ten green
42:43bottles sitting on the wall and if one green bottle should accidentally fall there'll be nine green
42:52balls sitting on the wall help me
42:59well after a day and a night the battle is over aria and lara will return to their homes victorious and as
43:05for the losers well next time you're outside a big yellow storage center and you hear distant screaming
43:11spare of thought for sean and joe i'll see you next time for more battle in the box
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