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00:00You
00:24Pizza sounds like a plan
00:30I
00:36Hi, I'd like a veggie pizza. I have a coupon for a free soda. We'll be there in the 30 seconds or your pizza is a free
00:44Don't you mean 30 min
00:47Pizza delivery
00:56Joker
01:00Here's your pizza
01:04And as promised the soda is free
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03:52Oh my
03:54So Joker let's get out of here
03:56Just what I've always wanted
04:00Fancy Pants
04:04An escape patient on the loose
04:06Doc
04:08I'm a tad embarrassed Bruce
04:10Bruce
04:12Bruce
04:14Well what a coink eating
04:16I've been wanting to discuss the Arkham diet with you
04:20Too many nuts
04:22Oh
04:24Oh
04:42Fascinating like watching two sides of the same coin
04:46I never pegged you for an opera buff Joker
04:50As any opera buff will tell you
04:52It ain't over till the fat lady sings
04:54Or
04:56In this case
04:57My lovely diva
04:58Detective Yin
05:04Yin do you read me
05:06Detective Yin
05:08Where am I?
05:18Where am I?
05:20What?
05:22Joker!
05:24Let me out!
05:26Joker!
05:28Joker!
05:30Joker!
05:32You see
05:34I've always wanted to stage my own opera
05:36All I needed was the right suit
05:38And a leading lady
05:40You look like you could really hit the low notes
05:42Wanna sing back up?
05:44Where is she?
05:46Somewhere
05:48In a box
05:50Set to spring free in eight hours
05:52With a really big pop
05:54That is unless you let me waltz out of here
06:04I don't negotiate with psychos
06:06As I tried to explain Chief Rojas
06:08Joker will never voluntarily divulge Detective Yin's whereabouts
06:10Never!
06:12At least not in time
06:14To save her
06:16Ooh!
06:18Head shrinker in the house!
06:20So what do you suggest, Professor?
06:22I have developed a device that allows its user to tap directly into a patient's mind
06:28Like a two-way radio transmission
06:32You gotta be kidding me
06:34Hardly
06:36The technology is untested and therefore risky
06:38But I am willing to volunteer
06:40The technology is untested and therefore risky
06:42But I am willing to volunteer
06:44What makes you so sure Joker will be willing to cooperate?
06:48Another voice in my head?
06:50The more the barrier!
06:52If Clownboy likes it, I don't
06:55What alternative do we have to save Detective Yin?
07:00Set it up
07:04Set it up
07:14Sir
07:16It's the Wayne Industries prototype of Strange's device
07:20Fully operational I take it?
07:23Professor Strange may mean well
07:25But I think the Batmans had more field experience with Joker
07:28We use Batwave to jack into Arkham server
07:30Where we can piggyback Strange's frequency
07:32And enter Joker's crazed cranium
07:34Where you shall somehow uncover Yin's location
07:37Somehow
07:39If I may say sir
07:41This is positively daft
07:43You could be risking your own sanity
07:46Systems ready
07:49You may begin
08:03Proceed
08:18I already have professor
08:21Well then you've done something wrong
08:23I'll check it myself
08:25Well this isn't my machine
08:29Welcome to my head
08:34It works
08:39I'm inside your mind
08:42That's right Egghead
08:44And if you think you can find where I'm hiding Detective Yin
08:47Step right up and explore the insanity
08:50Three shows nightly
08:52Joker's childhood
09:08The inevitable key to his mental state
09:11Little boy
09:14Come here
09:15I have questions to ask of you
09:17He didn't even ask about Yin in the box
09:19What's with that?
09:20Oh I've captured the frequency, Master Bruce
09:28Send me in
09:50Gotham?
10:11Joker's Gotham.
10:13He can't!
10:14A Batman in my belfry!
10:16Where are you keeping in?
10:18Howling at the moon, eh?
10:20I thought I was the crazy one.
10:22Tell me where she is, Joker,
10:24or I'll see to it you never leave Arkham.
10:27Make yourself at home, Batty.
10:29Just watch out for the loose screws.
10:45You better bolt!
10:48Help!
10:52Help!
10:56Psych!
10:57What Ma said?
10:58Enough mind games, Joker.
11:00Tell me where you have Yin hidden.
11:02Now!
11:03I'll never talk!
11:10Joker won't consciously talk.
11:12I need to ply his subconscious mind for clues.
11:15But where?
11:24Joker's Idea Factory.
11:26Why for Yin?
11:40Why for Yin?
11:41No, why for yucks?
11:52Let me guess, you're looking for the detective.
11:54You're?
11:55The only shadow of his former self left in this crazy place?
11:59It's my day job.
12:01What I really want is to make people laugh.
12:05Where is she?
12:07That's top secret.
12:09You don't know what he'd do to me.
12:10Her life depends on it.
12:13Wrong department.
12:15You want current schemes around the corner to your...
12:17Now, why didn't we discuss about giving away family secrets?
12:31Water's warm, Batman.
12:34Dive in.
12:40Current schemes.
12:47You better hurry, Batman.
12:50Yin's running out of time.
12:51And how did you cope with this lack of attention from your parents?
13:07The Batman?
13:09How did you manage to get here?
13:14I'm the only one with the means of...
13:16I'm searching for Detective Yin, like yourself.
13:20You're putting yourself at great risk.
13:23Clearly, you possess a deep-rooted need to rescue.
13:26Focus, Professor.
13:27Yin's running out of time.
13:29A very strong need.
13:31Could it stem from a past trauma?
13:33Perhaps someone you once failed to rescue.
13:38This is an outrage!
13:39In my head, I'm the headliner.
13:42I demand to be center stage.
13:45So analyze this!
13:50So you're a shrink.
13:53Tell me, why do I cross the road?
13:56Joker's setting one of the stage's own opera.
14:07Joker's setting one of the stage's own opera.
14:21Oh, Batman!
14:23Help me!
14:24Help me!
14:26I'm trapped, but I don't know where.
14:30And my time's running out.
14:32Duh.
14:34I'm coming, Yin-Yin.
14:46That's gotta hurt.
14:47Your need to rescue is so dominant, Batman, that failure is bound to make you cuckoo.
15:04Boop!
15:05Boop!
15:06Boop!
15:13Enough, Joker.
15:14Where's Yin?
15:18I said, where's Yin?
15:21You're dancing in a hornet's nest, fella.
15:28How many jokers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
15:40Wouldn't know.
15:41Wouldn't know.
15:41They're too busy loosening Batman's screws!
15:44Save me, Batman.
15:46Save me, Batman.
15:59Batman.
15:59His brainwave activity is growing frenetic.
16:08Oh, dear.
16:09He's going mad.
16:11Oh, dear.
16:13He's going mad.
16:15Master Bruce.
16:28Master Bruce!
16:31Master Bruce!
16:32Please snap out of it.
16:38You must come out of there at once.
16:39There's no point in resisting, Batman.
16:52In my brain, I pull the strings.
16:56You may control your mind, Joker, but I won't let you control mine.
17:01Tell me where you're keeping her.
17:06Nope!
17:06I'm not singing.
17:08Tenningmi.
17:09I'll make you sing if I have to turn your mind inside out.
17:14If you really want to get inside my head, Batman, I'll take you so far in, you'll never
17:23fight your way out.
17:29Batman, is that you?
17:33Detective Yen.
17:34Why didn't you save me, Batman?
17:36Welcome to my world.
17:40You're finally where you belong.
17:43Arkham!
17:49A pity you went through all that trouble to get here, Batman, because now you're in deep,
17:54and there's no way out.
17:55And there's no way out.
17:56Strange referred to this as a two-way transmission.
18:05Just need to find...
18:06The way out.
18:10The way out.
18:12The way out.
18:13The way out.
18:14The way out.
18:16The way out.
18:17It's over?
18:18I hate abrupt endings.
18:20Was she there?
18:22Yes.
18:23She certainly was.
18:24No.
18:26It can't be.
18:30Thank you, Professor. I understand you saved my life.
18:33No! You couldn't have found her. I did not sing!
18:38No, not consciously. But while your mind was preoccupied with the Batman,
18:43I was able to glean the truth from your subconscious.
18:48All you did was sing. All those sad clowns, the Arias.
18:53You had opera on the brain.
18:57Well, duh!
18:58Huh? You pulled in out from under the Gotham Symphony Hall stage, didn't you?
19:05Wait a minute.
19:16Thanks for that.
19:22What? Where are we?
19:25In my mind.
19:34Master Bruce.
19:36Are you of sound mind?
19:40I know where he's keeping you in.
19:41It's showtime!
19:49Ten, five, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two!
20:04So what took you?
20:09It's been a crazy night.
20:21The tears of a clown.
20:24The rage behind the Leer.
20:28Tonight, I merely glimpse Joker's peculiar form of madness.
20:32There's so many more roads to cross before I can get to the other side.
20:41Batman.
20:50Batman.
21:08Batman.
21:08Batman.
21:09Amen.
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