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00:00Yes, baby, the old Hooch.
00:03I bet he's all minded time when you've slipped your first one.
00:06I know, I certainly do.
00:11Well, this guy minds his first drink more than anybody.
00:14One is no liable to forget.
00:17Here's the tale of the jump.
00:21Tadji was your average 16-year-old.
00:31He spat.
00:33He swore.
00:34Arsehole.
00:35And he answered back.
00:37No, I don't.
00:38Despite these things, he was sick of being treated like a child.
00:41He wanted nothing more than to get a bottle of booze and get steaming.
00:45But no one was giving him a jump in.
00:48And his pal Gimpy Gary wasn't hopeful either.
00:51I'm not hopeful, Tadji.
00:52Why is he called Gimpy Gary, you ask?
00:55Britain's Got Talent's about to start.
00:57And my mum said she'd make us some eggy bread.
00:59Didn't he be a wee fanny?
01:01Right, I'm getting steamed in the night and so are you.
01:04What about this lad?
01:18You're mate?
01:25Tadji reckoned the guy was a bit off his rocker.
01:29So he thought he'd chance it but acting heavy, hadn't we?
01:33I just paid for the dentist and voted in an election.
01:37Any chance of a jump in?
01:38A young boy like yourself should be at home drinking lemonade on a lovely day like this.
01:43Or does my eye deceive me?
01:51No, no, I'm old enough honestly.
01:53It's just I can't go in because my exe's dad's working today.
01:56Old enough, are you?
01:59Maybe just leave it, Tadji.
02:01Shut the goddy!
02:02If you'd like to lace my palm with silver, I shall be most delighted to purchase a little libation on your behalf.
02:11But only, of course, if you're old enough.
02:15Oh.
02:19Good.
02:20Tadji and Gary went to the only place that...
02:24Oh hang on.
02:25I think I left my flump in there.
02:27See ya.
02:32Tadji and Gary went to the only place that dog shites and underage drinkers can live peacefully.
02:38The park.
02:50The park.
02:55Hello, ma'am.
02:57It didnae ring.
02:58It did.
02:59It didnae.
03:00What's that?
03:02Granddad has had a fall and I need to come home immediately.
03:06Sorry, Tadji.
03:07My granddad has had a fall and I need to go home immediately.
03:11I'll catch you later.
03:13No, no.
03:14Gary!
03:20Tadji loved the taste.
03:22It wasn't even the alcohol.
03:23It was the danger.
03:25The getting away with it.
03:30He felt older already.
03:34But in the morning, Tadji's ma was woken up by the sound of a blood-cuddling scream.
03:42Hey!
03:43What?
03:44What is that?
03:46I've got to be.
03:47What is going on in here?
03:50Hey, do you want?
03:51No.
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04:02Help me, ma!
04:03No!
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04:14Tadji was an old man.
04:16All he could do was scream.
04:22And then scream again.
04:27But then he realised it had to boost.
04:34He ran immediately over to Gympie Gary's house.
04:37He'd believe him.
04:38Surely.
04:46No!
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05:26So aye, that was Tadji.
05:28All for one wee sip with a D&D.
05:32So that's your lesson, folks. Don't grow up too fast.
05:44So what'll it be, Itachi?
05:48I'll just have a wee illuminated.
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