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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas | Full Christmas Drama Short 2025
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00:00:00Find the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out.
00:00:03All right, it's about that time.
00:00:05So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:08Uh, uh...
00:00:15Yeah, him.
00:00:17Hi!
00:00:18Just play along.
00:00:19Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:25Happy New Year!
00:00:30You have a cute scar.
00:00:50It's just my birthmark.
00:00:52If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:00:55I don't want you to stop.
00:01:00I don't want you to stop.
00:01:14And you'll see for a minute at the first time.
00:01:23I was so drunk last night.
00:01:32I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:37I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:45Happy New Year.
00:01:46Sam, it's me.
00:01:48Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:50I don't care how.
00:01:51Just do it.
00:01:53I will find you.
00:01:59Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:03Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:06I need grandkids.
00:02:07I need you to...
00:02:08Message received, Mom.
00:02:10I need to go now.
00:02:11I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:21Seven years.
00:02:22Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:25Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:34Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:35Well, boss, it's been years.
00:02:37I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:43Your vest, sir?
00:02:45But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:47She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:48Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:50And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:53We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:02:56Good.
00:02:57But finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:02Hi.
00:03:03One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:05And one hot chocolate.
00:03:06I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:10Now, Auntie Devin and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:16Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:18It's just for Christmas.
00:03:20But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:23Where's my real one?
00:03:24Uh, I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:33Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:43Danny!
00:03:44Yo!
00:03:45What?
00:03:52Danny!
00:03:52Yo!
00:03:53I'm sorry.
00:03:55I'm not your dad.
00:03:57No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:00Oh.
00:04:01Mommy, hurry!
00:04:02Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:12I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:15He's gorgeous.
00:04:16Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:23Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:25She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:27Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:29You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:31So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:34See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:36Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:37What's your name?
00:04:38Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:41Max, Aurelius.
00:04:43Eva.
00:04:45I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:48I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:52I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:04:55So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:01$1,000 an hour?
00:05:02Well, yeah.
00:05:04It's $500 a day.
00:05:06Is that enough?
00:05:08That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:09Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:11That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:13You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:15Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:17Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:20and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:22And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:25so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:27So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:32Fine.
00:05:33But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39Deal.
00:05:42Ready to go get married?
00:05:43Wow.
00:05:58Clean up nice.
00:06:00It's my wedding day, after all.
00:06:02Pictures.
00:06:06Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:34Watching.
00:06:34Okay, uh, well, I think we got it.
00:06:38Ooh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:41to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:44and have a happy family.
00:06:45Yeah, of course.
00:06:57Happy holidays, Mom.
00:06:59From my family to you.
00:07:00Bad news, boss.
00:07:10The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:12to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:14Wait, she bailed?
00:07:16Then who is...
00:07:17Who is she?
00:07:21Whatever.
00:07:23It doesn't matter.
00:07:23I've got what I need.
00:07:28Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:30I already found someone.
00:07:30Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:39Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:41Christmas shopping?
00:07:42I should come.
00:07:44Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:46in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:47I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:50It will make it more believable.
00:07:51Fine.
00:07:56Yeah, fine.
00:07:56Okay.
00:07:57You can come.
00:08:05Let's go.
00:08:06Which mall are we going to?
00:08:08Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:10No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:15Oh!
00:08:16What the actual fuck?
00:08:21Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:08:25of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:27Get me a DNA test for that little girl
00:08:30that he's with.
00:08:34She does kind of look like him.
00:08:38So when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:41we will say they're from you.
00:08:44Here, let me get this.
00:08:46I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:48Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:08:55we should probably kiss once or twice
00:08:59in front of them.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Should we use our tongues or...?
00:09:04No, no, definitely not.
00:09:06And absolutely no...
00:09:07Sex?
00:09:08Yes.
00:09:09It's strictly business.
00:09:12Anything physical outside of that
00:09:13does not have any.
00:09:15What?
00:09:16Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:20I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:22getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:26Let's go.
00:09:33Here.
00:09:34What are you doing?
00:09:35I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:39Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:40and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:42and I don't want your money.
00:09:43Attention shoppers,
00:09:46all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:4850% off pies?
00:09:50Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5212 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:53They're the best kind.
00:09:55Hurry up and go.
00:09:56Go.
00:09:56What are you standing here for?
00:09:59Hello there.
00:10:00Hi.
00:10:01You ready?
00:10:01Yes, yeah.
00:10:02Just these things.
00:10:03Okay, great.
00:10:04We have a holiday special today.
00:10:06Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:08and you are just short $15
00:10:10if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:11Oh, great.
00:10:13Yeah, uh, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:15Well, you get a move on.
00:10:17I just got here.
00:10:19Relax.
00:10:20Yeah, yeah.
00:10:23Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:25Okay, thank you.
00:10:28Hurry up and pay.
00:10:32I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:34You can wait your turn.
00:10:40Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:48Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:49Not the pies.
00:10:50Not the pies.
00:10:51You can just set those on top.
00:10:57Hi, guys.
00:10:59I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:05Of course.
00:11:06Thank you so much.
00:11:07Of course.
00:11:08I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:10She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:12Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:14Just to give it away.
00:11:16Merry Christmas.
00:11:17Merry Christmas.
00:11:23What?
00:11:24You do that often?
00:11:26As often as I can.
00:11:27We should go.
00:11:33We got to pick up paper.
00:11:37Watch out.
00:11:38You done feeling me up?
00:12:00Shut up.
00:12:00Oh, sorry.
00:12:01I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:03Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:05Christmas.
00:12:08And don't be late.
00:12:23Harrison Group?
00:12:24Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:27Sort of.
00:12:28Not that I'm judging.
00:12:30I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:34Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:38I think that's respectable.
00:12:40Can we pick another company?
00:12:42No.
00:12:43Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:45And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:46My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:48So, it's perfect.
00:12:54Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:12:57Don't worry.
00:12:58Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:00I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:01Too much.
00:13:24Let's go, Sam.
00:13:25It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:28Hold on.
00:13:28You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:33It's my daughter's.
00:13:35Daughter's?
00:13:37Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:40Hey, there they are!
00:13:56Hey!
00:13:57That's Megan!
00:13:59Oh, Dad.
00:14:00So glad you made it.
00:14:02Oh, I missed you.
00:14:03So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:08He's coming.
00:14:09Please don't tell me Maximus failed.
00:14:11Good, good, good.
00:14:13So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:17When's he arriving?
00:14:18Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:23Poor thing.
00:14:24Not surprising.
00:14:25I mean, she's 30.
00:14:26Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:30Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:36This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:40Auntie Pamela?
00:14:41Debbie?
00:14:42My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:45We're only worried about you.
00:14:47All these years without a husband.
00:14:49Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:51You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:54And look what happened.
00:14:55She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:14:59I'm not alone.
00:15:01Mm-hmm.
00:15:02And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:07He's a manager.
00:15:09Manager of what?
00:15:11Trash.
00:15:13Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:18You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:20Actually, he's right here.
00:15:25Oh, wow.
00:15:29Wow.
00:15:29He is really good looking.
00:15:32Oh, must be AI.
00:15:34Mm-hmm.
00:15:35Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:38Fake.
00:15:39That's enough.
00:15:40She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:42Show some respect.
00:15:44Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William,
00:15:48and you turned him down?
00:15:51Well, guess what?
00:15:52William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:55Makes 500 grand a year.
00:15:58That's half a million.
00:16:00Half a million.
00:16:01Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:05And speak of the devil.
00:16:07Oh, Willie, you've made it.
00:16:22There you are.
00:16:24Oh, look at you now.
00:16:27Living the dream.
00:16:28Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:30Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:33had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:36So married, huh?
00:16:38Is it serious?
00:16:40That's what marriage is.
00:16:41It's pretty serious.
00:16:43Wow.
00:16:44You must have rushed the tithing out, huh?
00:16:47Makes sense, though.
00:16:48You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:52Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:54A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:57Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:00That's right.
00:17:02Just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:06Women love a man in red.
00:17:08Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:11When I sit on my lap...
00:17:13Don't touch me.
00:17:14Oh, so entitled.
00:17:17Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:20And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:25I mean, look at that car.
00:17:26Or could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:30Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:32with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:34Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:38I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:46My mom would never marry.
00:17:47She already has a husband.
00:17:49He's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:50Is that so?
00:17:55Well, then, where is he?
00:17:58Because I don't see him.
00:18:00Does anyone see him?
00:18:03Now, just like I thought,
00:18:06telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:09That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:12And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:14Hey.
00:18:18Mommy.
00:18:19Hey.
00:18:19Are you okay?
00:18:20I see your hands.
00:18:21Oh, my God.
00:18:23I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:25Come on, honey.
00:18:25Let's go.
00:18:28What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:30How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:34Let me go.
00:18:35Now, why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:38when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Touch my wife again,
00:18:57and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:03Max, you came.
00:19:05Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:08Where's Piper?
00:19:10William Hitter.
00:19:12Mom and Dad have to take her inside.
00:19:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:17Well, well, well.
00:19:18If it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:20or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:22That's right.
00:19:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:30It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:32I'm Max.
00:19:33Eva told us all about you.
00:19:34From New York.
00:19:35Polite.
00:19:36Handsome.
00:19:37Just like she said.
00:19:39Wow.
00:19:40He was an AI.
00:19:42See?
00:19:43He's real.
00:19:44And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:47You son of a bitch.
00:19:49You just ruined my suit.
00:19:50And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:52That pristine automobile.
00:19:54That car?
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57That's worth more than a house.
00:20:00That car?
00:20:01It was all over the news
00:20:02when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:05Wait.
00:20:07Are you?
00:20:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:21You stole it.
00:20:22That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:25Jesus.
00:20:26How did he get away with it?
00:20:27That's what I want to know.
00:20:29Enough!
00:20:30Please!
00:20:32I trust my daughter.
00:20:34She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:38Max, be honest with me.
00:20:40Where did that car come from?
00:20:42How much did you want for it?
00:20:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:48So?
00:20:49You need a breath, man.
00:20:53All right, that's it!
00:20:54I'm calling the cops!
00:20:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:57Wait.
00:20:58What?
00:20:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:02Oh, well.
00:21:03Too late.
00:21:10Listen, hon.
00:21:11I believe you.
00:21:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:18It's my car, okay?
00:21:20It's not stolen.
00:21:21Yeah?
00:21:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:25Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:30I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:31But then you have to get lost.
00:21:33And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:36Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:40Loser!
00:21:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:46Jesus.
00:21:47Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:53Here.
00:21:54Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:03Mr. Harrison?
00:22:06Mr. Harrison?
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Just play alone.
00:22:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:17Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:18before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:21Yes, sir!
00:22:22I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:24Please, accept my serious apologies.
00:22:26Please.
00:22:36Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:41He fooled me.
00:22:42What can I say?
00:22:43Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:47Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:49Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:50We were just looking out for you.
00:22:52Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:55You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:57Soon.
00:22:57Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:01A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:06We are family, aren't we?
00:23:08Family takes care of each other.
00:23:11If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:23:13you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:15Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:19Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:23I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:25My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:28Your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:31Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:33Welcome to the family.
00:23:36Welcome.
00:23:38Come on in.
00:23:39Come on in.
00:23:42This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:45You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:48My fault?
00:23:49You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:52Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:05And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:07And how do you...
00:24:08I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:10I have a friend in high places.
00:24:13A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:18Yes.
00:24:19It's the season of giving.
00:24:20He knows people.
00:24:22Has connections.
00:24:23He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:26You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:27Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:29Capisce?
00:24:29Oh, my God.
00:24:30Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:31Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:38Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:45I think they get it, hon.
00:24:49How's Piper?
00:24:50Oh, she's fine.
00:24:52One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:24:55And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:00Great.
00:25:01See you in a bit.
00:25:02Joey?
00:25:03What are you doing?
00:25:06Okay.
00:25:08Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:13Relax.
00:25:14It was just a hug.
00:25:17Ugh.
00:25:19We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:21You'll be okay.
00:25:23It's just one week.
00:25:24Kill me now.
00:25:25Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:27What are you doing?
00:25:34That's weird.
00:25:36They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:25:38I don't know.
00:25:39Something just falls off.
00:25:40Come on.
00:25:40That's ridiculous.
00:25:42I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:44Make him a promise to prove him?
00:25:47I don't like this.
00:25:48Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:25:49Later.
00:25:52Let's go.
00:25:56Here we go.
00:25:59Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:01Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:03To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:07Aw.
00:26:08Welcome.
00:26:09Cheers.
00:26:10Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:11Looks great.
00:26:12Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:14I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:19But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:22Mm.
00:26:23Oh, no.
00:26:24Mom's testing him.
00:26:25She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:27You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:34Ow.
00:26:35Eva, sweetie.
00:26:37Kicking my foot.
00:26:38Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:39Oh, jeez.
00:26:42It's okay.
00:26:43Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:45I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:4912 pumpkin pies.
00:27:01Did I hear this right?
00:27:02They're the best kind.
00:27:05Well, of course.
00:27:06It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:08See?
00:27:09Are you happy now?
00:27:11That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:13Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:16We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:22But our marriage is real.
00:27:24I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:28Ah.
00:27:28Now those are quality.
00:27:32Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:38Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:42I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:45Well, um, it's...
00:27:47Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:51Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:56I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:58Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:00Those blazers.
00:28:02It's nice.
00:28:04You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:06Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:10And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:12I'll drink to that.
00:28:14I agree with you there.
00:28:16So, come on, guys.
00:28:17Let's eat.
00:28:18Come on.
00:28:28And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:33I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:36Nice and festive for you.
00:28:38No complications, right?
00:28:40Sorry, honey.
00:28:42Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:43I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:45Oh, honey.
00:28:46Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:49Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:51The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:53Something about water conservation.
00:28:55That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:5715 minutes?
00:28:59Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:01Just shower together.
00:29:03Shower together?
00:29:04Just shower together.
00:29:09Okay, you guys.
00:29:10Have a good night, okay?
00:29:15You heard her.
00:29:16Oh, wow.
00:29:38Why are you stripping?
00:29:40Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:43Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:44You have 15 minutes.
00:29:45Nice try.
00:29:46I am not showering with you.
00:29:48All right, suit yourself.
00:29:50More room for getting in there.
00:29:51Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:53Come on, Max.
00:30:11Get out of the way.
00:30:13We agreed.
00:30:13Nothing physical.
00:30:14You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:17Relax.
00:30:17I won't touch you.
00:30:19Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:21But that'll cost extra.
00:30:34In your dreams.
00:30:37Free to join me.
00:30:37You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:01You wish.
00:31:02Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:04Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:05It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:09Oh, yeah?
00:31:10Proof.
00:31:10Holy shit.
00:31:15This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:30I'll say.
00:31:33What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:36Still think you can lose this?
00:31:39Baby.
00:31:40I don't think I want you.
00:31:46Max, I shut it up.
00:31:51Or maybe we should.
00:31:52God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:55Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:04Oh, we're so sexy.
00:32:11Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:17What?
00:32:18I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:20It's not you, Max.
00:32:21It's us.
00:32:21It's this.
00:32:22This is all an act.
00:32:23Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:26You're right.
00:32:28I'm sorry.
00:32:30I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:31Just...
00:32:32That birthmark.
00:32:46What is that?
00:32:49It's him.
00:32:49The man from New Year's.
00:32:51Is he Piper's father?
00:32:56Why are you acting?
00:32:59Oh, my God.
00:33:00Max is Piper's father.
00:33:03Are you okay?
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:06I just, um...
00:33:07I just got lightheaded.
00:33:09I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:11Alone.
00:33:13Of course.
00:33:17We have a daughter together.
00:33:19Oh, my God.
00:33:20What do I do?
00:33:27I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:29You can take the bed.
00:33:31Thanks.
00:33:34Hey.
00:33:35Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:37Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:39I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:41So if there's something you need,
00:33:43I can help.
00:33:44I want to help.
00:33:46He's Piper's father.
00:33:47He has a right to know.
00:33:50Um, Max...
00:33:52How would you feel
00:33:54if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:56A child?
00:34:00No, no, no.
00:34:02That's impossible.
00:34:03I'm very careful.
00:34:06Mostly.
00:34:09I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:11Family to me is a big commitment,
00:34:13and I don't want any loose ends,
00:34:16you know?
00:34:17Right.
00:34:19He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:21I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:24Why do you ask?
00:34:26No reason.
00:34:27Just...
00:34:27Just curious.
00:34:29No, I feel like you're
00:34:31going somewhere with this.
00:34:32What?
00:34:34No.
00:34:35Well, then,
00:34:36can I ask you a question?
00:34:38Shoot.
00:34:44Where did you get these?
00:34:46And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:48I did not get those.
00:34:50I don't know where those came from.
00:34:51Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:34:54break the contract?
00:34:57Give me that past.
00:34:58Give me the...
00:34:59Give me the...
00:35:00Give me the...
00:35:00Woo!
00:35:12Elon,
00:35:13the truth is...
00:35:14is that I...
00:35:17Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:20Just a second.
00:35:21Come in.
00:35:23Hey, hon.
00:35:24Oh!
00:35:26Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:27but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:30before I tuck her in.
00:35:31Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:32We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:35I can see that.
00:35:37Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:39I mean, if you don't...
00:35:40If you don't mind.
00:35:41Well, that a boy.
00:35:43You know what?
00:35:43Just put a shirt on.
00:35:44I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:46Piper!
00:35:47Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:51He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:52to his team gave a whistle,
00:35:54and away they all flew,
00:35:56like the down of a thistle.
00:35:58But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:00as he drove out of sight,
00:36:02Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:04and to all,
00:36:05a good night.
00:36:06If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:11she'd be over the moon.
00:36:13Good night, Piper.
00:36:18Is her dad still around?
00:36:20Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:22because you're her dad.
00:36:24Uh, no.
00:36:25That man has no idea
00:36:28what a treasure
00:36:29he's missing out on.
00:36:34Do you really think so?
00:36:36From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:38Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:40He deserves to know.
00:36:48Max.
00:36:48You're Piper's father.
00:37:00I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:02I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:18Where's Piper?
00:37:28She must have snuck off
00:37:30while we were asleep.
00:37:30God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:57Just gonna kiss and run?
00:37:59Not on my watch.
00:38:00Yeah, this.
00:38:06I remember this.
00:38:17Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:20How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:23Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:24It was great.
00:38:26Wonderful.
00:38:27Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:28Oh, no.
00:38:32What is that?
00:38:33Sardines and saltines.
00:38:35It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:37It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:38during wartime.
00:38:40Don't be shy.
00:38:40Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:43Max, you don't have to.
00:38:45No, no.
00:38:45It's okay.
00:38:46It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:49There we go.
00:38:50There we go.
00:38:59Good?
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:08Good?
00:39:09Mm.
00:39:10Good?
00:39:11It's grumpy.
00:39:13Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:15You got to go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:19Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:21That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:23in her brood this year.
00:39:25What's the deal with them?
00:39:27Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:29Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm.
00:39:34Hey, don't worry.
00:39:35I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:39Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:43Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:57Wait, that earring.
00:39:59You like it?
00:40:00I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:02Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:04I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:10Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:40:11Anyone could have it.
00:40:12Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:13She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:15So Ava and Piper still aren't here, but Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:31What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:36An aging single mom.
00:40:38Slim pickings.
00:40:40I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:42That explains it.
00:40:44She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:46Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:48Look, Ava is your niece.
00:40:50Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:52Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand.
00:40:56Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:57Exactly.
00:40:58Not like my Sierra, married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:03Oh, they're here.
00:41:08Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:15Merry Christmas.
00:41:18You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:19I am.
00:41:20I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:22Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:23Welcome.
00:41:24You're Ava's husband.
00:41:25But you're gorgeous.
00:41:28But what is handsome is you?
00:41:32Look at you two.
00:41:34You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:36Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:37Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:39This is from Max and I.
00:41:40Oh, my goodness.
00:41:41Thank you, Eva.
00:41:42Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:45Oops.
00:41:46Oh, my bad.
00:41:47Ooh, a homemade gift.
00:41:50How thrifty.
00:41:51Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:54Mommy's right.
00:41:55You mean all high?
00:41:56You little.
00:41:59You will not lay a hand on my daughter,
00:42:02or you will lose yours.
00:42:03Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:07Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:09My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:12He could ruin your life.
00:42:26Mommy, are you OK?
00:42:27I'm fine.
00:42:28I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30It's OK.
00:42:30It's OK.
00:42:33What are you?
00:42:36Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:39Did you just slap me?
00:42:41Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:42You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:44You know what, Sierra?
00:42:45I can take your little insults,
00:42:46but leave my family out of this.
00:42:50Her family.
00:42:52She means me.
00:42:57You OK, honey?
00:42:59Do I look OK to you, dumbass?
00:43:01Do something.
00:43:03You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:04I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:07Oh, wow.
00:43:08I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using
00:43:11his company's name to bully people.
00:43:13Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:16Let's call him.
00:43:17I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:20Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:23Enough.
00:43:26There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:29Fine, Dad.
00:43:30Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:32They're just jealous.
00:43:35For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:37I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:41I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:45Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:46All right, that's enough.
00:43:48Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:11Is this a joke?
00:44:13Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:15Hold it.
00:44:15Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:18My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:27King crab, fresh crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:33Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:37And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:39It's just petty.
00:44:40Maybe so.
00:44:41But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:45Fine.
00:44:47Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:49Come on, let's go.
00:44:50No, no.
00:44:51Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:55Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:44:57I know, dear.
00:44:59I just want to have our family together.
00:45:01Fine.
00:45:02We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:05Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:11I just want to have our family together.
00:45:14Fine.
00:45:15We'll stay.
00:45:16Can I have a little navel?
00:45:18It's OK, sweetie.
00:45:20We'll get something right after.
00:45:21Like drive-through?
00:45:24I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:26That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:31No strays.
00:45:32Ow.
00:45:33Please, sweetie, are you OK?
00:45:34Yes, please.
00:45:36You hit my child.
00:45:37You're fucking crazy.
00:45:38Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:46Don't worry, baby.
00:45:47I'll handle it.
00:45:51Don't worry, baby.
00:45:52I'll handle it.
00:45:56Piper.
00:45:57Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:04OK, sweetheart.
00:46:05Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:07As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:10Actually, I do.
00:46:12He's such a liar.
00:46:14This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:15Oh, it will be.
00:46:19Sam.
00:46:21Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:24I'm already on my way.
00:46:30Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:32I'm already on my way.
00:46:35You hear this guy?
00:46:37He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:46:42Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:44His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:47Max, what are you doing?
00:46:49Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:50Santa's already on his way.
00:46:52Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:02A helicopter?
00:47:03There's no way.
00:47:12How did you pull this off?
00:47:18Sam is like family.
00:47:19I thought I'd introduce you two.
00:47:20Thanks, boss.
00:47:21Boss?
00:47:22Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:23Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:25Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:29I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:30You're the CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:47:34Mm-hmm.
00:47:35Come on.
00:47:36You can stop kidding around.
00:47:37Because if you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:42No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:43Come on.
00:47:44You can stop the charade, okay?
00:47:46This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:47Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:00Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic King Crab, as you requested.
00:48:06How is this possible?
00:48:16This loser brings Antarctic King Crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:22Who are you?
00:48:24I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:26That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:29Wait, no, hold on.
00:48:32You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:36You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:39Hmm, some of the small ones.
00:48:42I mean, you know that.
00:48:44You work for me.
00:48:45Oh, God, I insulted my own boss.
00:48:48I'm finished.
00:48:50Oh, God, I insulted my own boss.
00:48:57I'm finished.
00:48:58Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:01Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:03Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:05For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:07And with that, your career.
00:49:10You're fired.
00:49:11Fired?
00:49:12Sam.
00:49:17Fired?
00:49:18God, I can't be fired.
00:49:21What?
00:49:23Mr. Harrison, please, you can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:26Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:29Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:37And you.
00:49:38Oh, me?
00:49:40Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:42That was a Christmas joke, a family tradition.
00:49:45Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:48Sam?
00:49:49Will you do me the honors?
00:49:54Glad to have you.
00:49:56Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:50:01Father, do something.
00:50:05Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:07I'm leaving.
00:50:08Mm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:11My favorite.
00:50:20Come on, sweetie.
00:50:21Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:24Eat as much as you want.
00:50:25Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:29I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:31I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:33Honestly?
00:50:35This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:37Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:39Just like this.
00:50:41Does he really mean that?
00:50:43Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:45I can't tell.
00:50:46And that terrifies me.
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:54I brought you a gift.
00:50:55Here's the paternity test between the boss
00:50:57and that little girl.
00:50:58Oh.
00:51:03Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:09Tell me everything.
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal,
00:51:14didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:17Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:21A high school dropout?
00:51:23In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance.
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:33Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:34Silence.
00:51:35Get me the address where she works.
00:51:37It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:39That's nice.
00:51:41We own that one.
00:51:42Good work.
00:51:43But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:55Thanks.
00:51:56So your dad insisted that I try this wine
00:51:58that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:04And how about you?
00:52:09Me?
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:12Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva.
00:52:18That birthmark.
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment,
00:52:33and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:41Ugh.
00:52:43No feelings, no complications.
00:52:45That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:46Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:49Max.
00:52:50Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:53Well, it's cold.
00:52:55Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:58Max.
00:53:01I need to tell you something.
00:53:04Something important.
00:53:06What's gotten into her?
00:53:08Is she hiding something?
00:53:10Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:13I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:17Piper is...
00:53:22Piper is...
00:53:23Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:26Sweetie.
00:53:27Oh, my gosh.
00:53:28I'm swollen.
00:53:29Must have been when that witch smacked her
00:53:30with the fork earlier.
00:53:31Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:32Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:37Come on, Piper.
00:53:41Okay, let me see.
00:53:43I promise, I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:49But that's not true.
00:53:50You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:54Uh...
00:53:55Daddy!
00:53:56No!
00:53:57Well...
00:53:58Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:06Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:10Really?
00:54:11Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:12You think you will scar?
00:54:13Hmm...
00:54:14I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:15Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:16I have one, too.
00:54:17Dad...
00:54:18I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:19Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:21Really?
00:54:22No way.
00:54:22No.
00:54:23It was actually a cactus.
00:54:23But it's still cool.
00:54:24I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:27Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:29My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:58And how old are you?
00:55:02Six.
00:55:03Six?
00:55:04That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:07Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:09Hey, Laura, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:12What do I even say?
00:55:15And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:17Sorry, honey.
00:55:18This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:21Um, yeah.
00:55:22Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:24Eva.
00:55:25Okay, look.
00:55:28Piper is...
00:55:33Go on.
00:55:38It must be an emergency.
00:55:51Excuse me.
00:55:52Sorry.
00:55:53I'll take this.
00:55:54Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:55Yeah.
00:55:56Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:55:57I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:01Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:03I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:07She's a high school dropout, doesn't even have a decent job, and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:26I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:56:28That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:36I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:38You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:40Your mother would take her away.
00:56:42After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:46Eva?
00:56:47Maximus?
00:56:48Are you even listening to me?
00:56:50No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:52I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:53Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:55I'm not leaving her.
00:56:58Eva?
00:56:59Oh, thank you.
00:57:01Oh, thank you.
00:57:02This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:03Oh, wow.
00:57:04That's so cool.
00:57:05What did you make?
00:57:06Derek, this is from Eva, right?
00:57:07Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:08Just glad you're here.
00:57:09Thanks, guys.
00:57:10Oh, wow.
00:57:11That's so cool.
00:57:12What did you make?
00:57:13Derek, this is from Eva, right?
00:57:14Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:15Thanks, guys.
00:57:16Just glad you're here.
00:57:17Oh, wow.
00:57:18Damn, these are nice.
00:57:19Grandpa, language.
00:57:20Little ears.
00:57:22Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:26It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:28Here I'll go with you.
00:57:29Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:30Okay, ready?
00:57:31Oh!
00:57:32Wow!
00:57:33Damn!
00:57:34These are nice!
00:57:35Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:42Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:44It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:46Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:47Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:49Ready?
00:57:50Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:52What have we got, guys?
00:57:53Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve!
00:57:56You never told me.
00:58:03Have we met before?
00:58:08Have we met before?
00:58:11She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:16I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:19Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:31Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:32They're very common.
00:58:34I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:37No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:41Maybe.
00:58:45Are you okay?
00:58:48Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:51No.
00:58:52I'm fine.
00:58:54Um...
00:58:56Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:00I got you this.
00:59:01You got me a gift, too?
00:59:03Tis the season.
00:59:05Open it.
00:59:23Gloves.
00:59:25Did you make these?
00:59:27Yeah.
00:59:29I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:33You've already done so much for me.
00:59:34I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:37How did I feel?
00:59:39Warm, right?
00:59:40Yeah.
00:59:42Warm.
00:59:44Soft.
00:59:45Perfect.
00:59:46Thank you, Eva.
00:59:59I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:03Really?
01:00:05Yeah, my mom.
01:00:06She partied all the time.
01:00:08And I got gifts.
01:00:10Plenty of them, but...
01:00:12I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:15Nothing personal.
01:00:18Well, you deserve it.
01:00:20You're a good guy.
01:00:22And...
01:00:23Someday you'll...
01:00:24Find...
01:00:25Someone special...
01:00:26To...
01:00:27Spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:30What if that day's today?
01:00:34What if I already found someone special?
01:00:38Right here.
01:00:53Max, we can't...
01:01:07If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:14Come on.
01:01:16I don't want you to stop.
01:01:23No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:41I don't want you.
01:01:42I don't want you to stop.
01:01:43I don't want you to stop.
01:01:44I don't want you to stop.
01:01:45I don't want you to stop.
01:01:50Oh, God.
01:01:51You are driving.
01:01:52You are fucking insane.
01:01:54I don't want you to stop.
01:01:56Piper!
01:02:06Piper?
01:02:08She can't see us.
01:02:12Sun.
01:02:26Viva!
01:02:31Grandma!
01:02:32I'm up here!
01:02:42that was way too close
01:02:46yeah
01:02:47we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:02:50sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:02:55can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:02you still haven't given me mine
01:03:04let me give it to you
01:03:10I would have chosen you
01:03:12though I'm not gonna die
01:03:14no, no, no, no, no
01:03:17no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:03:22no
01:03:30no
01:03:31I miss you
01:03:32I miss you
01:03:34that'll be done
01:03:35it's good
01:03:36I'm
01:03:37I miss you
01:03:37I miss you
01:03:38I miss you
01:03:39thatgef pets
01:03:40Why are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:52Hello?
01:03:53Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:55I'm Max's mother.
01:03:57Name your price.
01:03:58What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:01What?
01:04:02We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:06Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us,
01:04:09and go.
01:04:10My son will find a better wife
01:04:12and a better mother for his child.
01:04:14Piper is my daughter,
01:04:15and no amount of money you offer
01:04:17could ever make me give her up.
01:04:18So you keep your money,
01:04:20and I'll leave on my own,
01:04:21but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:26Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:32You okay?
01:04:36Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:39So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:44What are you talking about?
01:04:46It's over.
01:04:47It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:52Eva, wait!
01:04:57So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:58Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:05None of it was real.
01:05:07So this is just a goodbye?
01:05:09Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:13Look.
01:05:15Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:19I let my guard down.
01:05:21But I'm a mother,
01:05:22and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:24And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:26Just tell me what you need.
01:05:29I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:32a good father.
01:05:34Just say the word.
01:05:35You don't get it.
01:05:40You don't get it.
01:05:42You don't get it.
01:05:50I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:52I won't give up on this.
01:06:14Are we here?
01:06:16Yes.
01:06:18As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:20we're back.
01:06:23Piper.
01:06:25Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:26We're home.
01:06:31How can she just walk away?
01:06:40Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:42It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:44Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:47You promised.
01:06:49Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:50Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:54All right, fine.
01:06:56When?
01:06:58Two days.
01:06:59I'll come pick you up.
01:07:01No need.
01:07:02Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:04I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:15So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:17Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:19If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:21I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:22If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:23I'll fight for the ones I love.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:25I'll fight for the ones I love.
01:07:26OK.
01:07:43Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:45Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:47boss boss lady and gentlemen I am so sorry I need to win back my family family
01:07:59boss you okay never better go get her max
01:08:07smile ah there he is Maximus darling I have some prospects for you nice high society girls from
01:08:20the city oh I told you I already found the woman I love
01:08:28Maximus stop this that Eva woman is scamming your son tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll
01:08:43find you another you are heir to the Harrison dynasty no I'm not oh I work in waste management
01:08:52and I'm a secret crime boss I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father what
01:09:00oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:19hi welcome in can I help you find something I want to try those
01:09:25awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:09:30are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:35no no no I know what I want size seven
01:09:41oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:46come on she wants the white shoes
01:09:49ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:57um here let me help you
01:09:58come on
01:09:59she seems kind
01:10:05I shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:10:14how do they feel well I love the style but it's too small I think I need a size up
01:10:22maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:24right away I'll be right back
01:10:29she's not only kind she's patient was I wrong about her
01:10:34are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:51well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:10:56that's just pure evil
01:11:01oh come on St. Eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair I get paid commission
01:11:11I'm not doing that Vanessa
01:11:19see
01:11:20this is your whole problem
01:11:24this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:27I don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:31I'm not selling her junk
01:11:33she has to deal with people like this
01:11:36people who insult her all day
01:11:39I'm your manager
01:11:41sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:47or you're fired
01:11:48did I stutter
01:11:56you don't have to fire me
01:12:01I quit
01:12:04I don't work here anymore
01:12:11listen
01:12:13don't buy the shoes
01:12:14they're broken
01:12:16spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:12:17you're a good person after all
01:12:20looks like I misjudged you
01:12:23I'm sorry
01:12:25why are you still here Eva
01:12:29get out
01:12:30you're not disabled
01:12:37selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:41absolutely shameful
01:12:43who are you
01:12:45I am the chairwoman
01:12:47of the Harrison group
01:12:49and the owner of this store
01:12:51you're Eleanor Harrison
01:12:54mother of the CEO
01:12:56I am
01:12:57and you my dear
01:12:59are fired
01:13:00what did I do
01:13:02you are a good person
01:13:06from now on
01:13:08this store is yours to run
01:13:10are you serious
01:13:15that's right
01:13:18don't be nervous child
01:13:21you are professional
01:13:23responsible
01:13:23far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:27you
01:13:31out
01:13:32I'll leave
01:13:33I'm leaving
01:13:37I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:42no
01:13:44don't worry
01:13:45you're getting a promotion
01:13:47you deserve it my dear
01:13:49thank you
01:13:52first assignment
01:13:53I want that row
01:13:56and that row
01:13:57and the entire display case
01:14:00pack it all up
01:14:02and bring it to my house
01:14:03okay
01:14:04once we're home
01:14:08I'll tell her
01:14:09I'm her mother-in-law
01:14:10I can't wait
01:14:12to finally meet
01:14:12my granddaughter
01:14:13she's the mother of a CEO
01:14:21of course she lives like this
01:14:24Mrs. Harrison
01:14:34I'm here with your delivery
01:14:36Max?
01:14:40Eva
01:14:41what are you doing here?
01:14:45I uh
01:14:45there you are Eva
01:14:47wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:51my new daughter-in-law
01:14:54what are you
01:14:55that means you really are
01:15:00the CEO of Harrison Group
01:15:01well I tried to tell you but
01:15:05stop
01:15:06and you
01:15:08you lied to me at the store
01:15:10you were both just testing me
01:15:13is this some sick game rich people play
01:15:15I'm sorry Eva
01:15:16I thought you might be using my son
01:15:19just after his money
01:15:20but I was wrong
01:15:22Eva please
01:15:23I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:25not every working class girl
01:15:26is after your money
01:15:27how could you think that of me?
01:15:30it's not like that dear
01:15:32Eva what are you talking about?
01:15:35mom
01:15:35what did you do?
01:15:37I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:40we're not together
01:15:41and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:44I made a horrible mistake
01:15:50what are you waiting for son?
01:15:53go after her
01:15:54Eva
01:15:58let me go
01:16:00I swear it's not what you think
01:16:01we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:03stop pretending like you care
01:16:05I'm not pretending
01:16:06okay I can't fake what we have
01:16:08and everything I've done for you
01:16:10and Piper
01:16:10this is real
01:16:12touch my wife again
01:16:17and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:20Max you came
01:16:21god you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:25I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:28a good father
01:16:30just say the word
01:16:31see
01:16:35stop fighting
01:16:38we belong together
01:16:41you're wrong
01:16:43wrong about what?
01:16:46that you care?
01:16:48or we belong together?
01:16:49look I already told you
01:16:51we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:53now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:55and I met your mother
01:16:55like we discussed
01:16:57now I want a fake divorce from my fake husband
01:16:59Eva
01:17:03Eva
01:17:07I'm sorry Maximus
01:17:10walking away is the only choice I have
01:17:13ow
01:17:20are you okay mommy?
01:17:23yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:24come here
01:17:26no you're not fine
01:17:35you're sad
01:17:36I'm okay sweetie
01:17:39I miss daddy too
01:17:43I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:49don't you want to be with him?
01:17:53love bug
01:17:56you're right
01:17:57what am I doing?
01:17:59running like a coward?
01:18:02I've always taught you to be brave
01:18:04now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:07I believe in you
01:18:10what are you gonna do mommy?
01:18:11I know exactly what to say to him
01:18:14Maximus deserves to know
01:18:19Piper is his daughter
01:18:21enough sulking
01:18:28go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:18:32don't you think I want to?
01:18:35she doesn't want me
01:18:36I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:38your daughter is still out there
01:18:40you can't abandon her
01:18:41mom you don't get it
01:18:43I made a deal with Eva
01:18:45to play my wife
01:18:46and Piper she was
01:18:48an added bonus
01:18:50what are you talking about?
01:18:52I already ran a DNA test
01:18:54Piper is your daughter
01:18:57what?
01:18:59see for yourself
01:19:00I was right
01:19:07seven years ago
01:19:08New Year's
01:19:10that woman was Eva
01:19:11Eva?
01:19:22hey
01:19:24daddy
01:19:26daddy
01:19:28Piper
01:19:29I missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:34you came back
01:19:41I uh
01:19:45don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:49I uh
01:19:55I was scared
01:19:57but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:00because what we have is real
01:20:02and it's worth fighting for
01:20:03sweetheart
01:20:05sweetheart
01:20:06I have
01:20:06something to tell you
01:20:08I have something to tell you too
01:20:10Piper is your daughter
01:20:14you knew
01:20:15my sweet granddaughter
01:20:18mama
01:20:19oh
01:20:19I just found out for sure
01:20:24a few minutes ago
01:20:25but you've known this whole time
01:20:26I was scared
01:20:27okay
01:20:28I didn't know
01:20:29if you were going to take her from me
01:20:30I didn't know
01:20:31how you were feeling
01:20:32how could you not know
01:20:34how I felt
01:20:35I love you Eva
01:20:47I love you too
01:20:51I promise
01:20:53for the rest of my life
01:20:54I'm going to make it up to you
01:20:56as long as we're together
01:20:58it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:01will you marry me Eva
01:21:12for real this time
01:21:14yes
01:21:15yes of course
01:21:17yes I'll marry you
01:21:18yes
01:21:22hi
01:21:24looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:32the next Christmas
01:21:33and the Christmas after that
01:21:34and forever
01:21:35I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:40who's that
01:21:45Eva
01:21:47take me back
01:21:51I'm sorry
01:21:53I'm sorry
01:21:54I'm sorry
01:21:54you're tired
01:21:55looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:00again
01:22:01no
01:22:04not funny
01:22:05no
01:22:05not funny
01:22:05no
01:22:05not funny
01:22:06no
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