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00:00Previously on Vanderpump Rules...
00:02Okay, everybody.
00:04This is Angelica.
00:06And she's gonna be...
00:08I almost wanted to catch her.
00:10You ever, like, freaking out talking to me that day?
00:13Yeah, you kind of make me nervous.
00:15Do I?
00:16So I still live with my ex.
00:17You still live with your ex?
00:18I know.
00:19It just seems like a little bit of a red flag.
00:22I could get used to this.
00:23Could you?
00:24Yeah.
00:25Do you want, like, a serious thing,
00:27or are you still living your single-boy life?
00:31I'm falling out of love.
00:36Why are they being so cute right now?
00:37I'm gonna throw up.
00:38I'm sorry, but are these bitches back the together?
00:41It's like the next day you and Kim, it's like nothing happened.
00:43It's good for us. It has nothing to do with you.
00:45I've been there for Marcus a million times.
00:47And so the first time, I'm like,
00:49oh, this , I'm done.
00:51Marcus, you literally look like a dumbass,
00:53and so does Kim.
00:54The things that he said in those texts are unforgivable.
00:56Then you're gonna make me out to be the bad guy?
00:58You haven't seen me pissed yet.
00:59You don't need to say to your girlfriend,
01:01Natalie is my friend.
01:02I felt that there was a boundary crossed for me personally
01:05with the way that you were texting him.
01:07We were dumping.
01:09She sent me some stupid-ass bitch,
01:10telling me I'm a low-class bitch.
01:12Because we were talking about her to Marcus.
01:14Once me and Venus fell out,
01:15100% went to everyone to share and told them
01:17everything Venus has ever said about it.
01:19Who?
01:20Of course, Marcus.
01:21You're you.
01:22You're you.
01:23Watch your mouth.
01:24Girl, don't act like you're not always crazy.
01:26You're a fake-ass bitch.
01:27You're perfect, Michael.
01:28You're perfect, Michael.
01:29Yeah.
01:30You know it's your time.
01:31These are the best days of our lives.
01:32Just raise your glasses high.
01:33This one's for you tonight.
01:34I got my mind, got my wallet, got my peace, got my leather, got my life, got my power, you know.
01:59Cheech, take the shoes off.
02:01I'm leaving them off.
02:02Look this way.
02:03I'm cutting your feet out.
02:04Dude, you're gonna get the floor all dirty.
02:06Come on, I've been sweeping the out of that.
02:08I've been sweeping the floor.
02:12Let's change your little diapy.
02:14Come on, come on, come on.
02:17Good boy.
02:18No too tight for you.
02:24The full DJ set starts in my satchel.
02:28Just a little bit.
02:29We're not on the clock.
02:30I wish you bought tequila, though.
02:33Who?
02:34I've got electric chips tonight, but you're on the other side.
02:39You're a ghost tonight.
02:41Hello.
02:42Hello.
02:43Hello.
02:44Okay.
02:45That's not good.
02:46It's open.
02:47Hi.
02:48Hi baby.
02:49I'm singing.
02:50Obviously, you're always singing.
02:51Are you recording?
02:52I'm just trying to come up with ideas to record.
02:53A lot of people moved to LA to be actors, singers, models, etc.
02:54And a lot of people are actually really bad at those things.
02:59Real singers use this mic.
03:00But I can really sing an act.
03:01I was Millie Bobby Brown's body double.
03:02I don't know, I made friends with her brother.
03:04We've kissed a little.
03:05Best day of his life.
03:06Like each artist.
03:07Come in.
03:08Hola.
03:09Hi honey.
03:10Feel free to talk into the mic.
03:11Will I get you some coffee that I made for you?
03:12I need coffee immediately.
03:13I want to be cracked out so I can run my mouth.
03:14We're literally matching.
03:15Ryan and Natalie are my ultimate ride or dies.
03:16Like I would trust my life with them.
03:17Okay.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Well, you need to run your own eyes.
03:20Okay.
03:21Fine.
03:22I'm going to be back.
03:23This is advice to your mom.
03:24It's a good one.
03:25And a great show.
03:26I love Jake, I love you.
03:28I love you.
03:29I love you.
03:30I love you.
03:31I love you.
03:32I love you.
03:33I love you.
03:34I love you.
03:35I love you.
03:36Ryan and Natalie are my ultimate ride or dies.
03:38Like, I would trust my life with them.
03:40Okay, yeah. Well, you need to run your mouth.
03:42I need to do that immediately.
03:43Just like every human, we all have life necessities.
03:46Water, oxygen.
03:48We have a lot to discuss.
03:50Talking and there's not much else you need.
03:52You left the pool party to work at TomTom.
03:55Yeah. As soon as you left, like, it was a bloodbath.
03:58Kim got in my face and was like,
04:01you're a psychotic bitch.
04:03You're the psychotic bitch.
04:04I have so many things, but I'm a psychotic bitch.
04:08I'm scared to go to work later.
04:10Yeah, same.
04:11I'm still trying to figure out, like,
04:12what I'm going to say to Marcus
04:13because I'm ending our friendship today.
04:16That's crazy.
04:17I need to move on with my life
04:19and be around people who uplift me,
04:21not someone where every time I leave their presence,
04:24leaves me drained.
04:25Me and Marcus have been close for a little over a year now.
04:28Marcus is the closest straight male friend that I have had.
04:32As an adult, that really made me feel like he's my safe space.
04:35I can be myself.
04:36But the second that he started blasting my dirty laundry all over, sir.
04:40I just got this goddamn text from you dumbass f***ing Dabby.
04:43Like, tell me, like, how low-class I am, all this stuff.
04:45I'm like, all these f***ing people are coming against me right now.
04:49That safe space and trust was completely gone.
04:52Keep doing you.
04:53Get back to your manifesting, your writing.
04:56You're writing your raps.
04:57Thanks, I think.
04:58Mm-hmm.
04:59Which I want to hear one, please.
05:01Here's the mic.
05:02Can you do it?
05:03Bitch, I'm from Texas.
05:04Bitch, you know I'm from Texas.
05:05Sleeping on bitches like Nyquil.
05:07Dunking on bitches like O'Neal.
05:08Hair down my back to the Orangefield.
05:09Yeah, I'm cutting off bitches all year.
05:11Standing on business because I know that I got it.
05:13Everything that I do is f***ing iconic.
05:15Selling this ship like I'm some f***ing pirate.
05:17No, I'm not Peter, b***h, I'm from the revamp.
05:19Yay!
05:35How are you?
05:36Good, how are you?
05:38I'm doing good.
05:38You're warm.
05:40You're warm?
05:41No, I'm not. I'm cold.
05:42How are you feeling?
05:43I mean, just another day.
05:47Am I okay with just the bread basket for now?
05:49I think so for now.
05:50Okay, you got it.
05:51Hi, ladies.
05:52Hi, gorgeous.
05:53Hi, how are you?
05:54Hi, Orange.
05:55I'm so good.
05:56How are you?
05:57Good.
05:57I love the buns.
05:59So is tonight going to be busy?
06:00How many people do we have?
06:01160-something.
06:02Oh.
06:03We were playing this game last night,
06:05saying what everyone would be if they were a food.
06:07So why am I a hot fudge sundae?
06:09You're like a perfect dessert.
06:10I think he puts his baby backwards.
06:12I need to clean up after.
06:13Oh, no.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15How about you with Mr.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:20I literally want to throw up.
06:21Don't even say his name.
06:22Jason, you can't go behind the bar.
06:24What if I'm a bartender one day?
06:25You're not going to be a bartender one day.
06:27What happened?
06:28I thought that we were good.
06:29I had a vibe.
06:30The pool party was great.
06:31Okay, what happened?
06:32Well, we went to Barney's, and it was great.
06:34Same vibes.
06:35Like, you guys were playing pool.
06:36Right away, I kind of clocked the fact
06:38that he knew every single girl at Barney's.
06:39Like, that was kind of like a red flag.
06:41It's just like something I noticed.
06:42You know what I'm saying?
06:43And then he saw some girl from across the bar
06:46that he either worked with or recognized
06:47or had a thing with.
06:48I don't know.
06:49But he's like, oh, I'm going to go say hi.
06:50So then I just didn't follow him to go say hi to this girl
06:54because I don't know her.
06:55So like, and I turn around maybe five minutes later,
06:58and she's sitting in his lap.
06:59And like, they're all over each other like this.
07:02Like sharing a moment.
07:03And I'm like, what the ?
07:04This is some kind of hello.
07:06Jason and I spent the entire day canoodling at the pool.
07:09And then at the end of the day, he's canoodling another girl.
07:11This man is a serial canoodler.
07:14Watch out for him.
07:14I'm like internally screaming.
07:16My heart's beating fast as .
07:18Really?
07:19I just feel a little bit like weird
07:21at what happened at the bar, I guess.
07:23Yeah.
07:24She saw the other girl like kind of kissing on me and stuff.
07:28Then she laughed upset.
07:30And this man unfollowed me on Instagram.
07:32Wait, what?
07:33And I asked him, like, why did you unfollow me?
07:34It's like, long story.
07:35Don't think about it.
07:36And then I also unfollowed her on Instagram.
07:39I think she could handle the situation differently.
07:41It would have been really cool if Angelica came up to me
07:44and just grabbed me by the shirt
07:45and start making out with me.
07:46I'd be like, yeah, that's mommy.
07:48Yeah, the unfollow thing is not a big deal.
07:50But she just kind of got really emotional with me.
07:52It scared me.
07:53Yeah, just, dude, I wouldn't even stress about it.
07:56And that's how I dealt with it.
07:57Click of the button, boom.
07:58She's going to get over it.
07:59Luckily, you saw this side of him
08:01that isn't your cup of tea soon.
08:03Yeah.
08:03And if that's just his vibe and it's not for you,
08:05then just say thank you next.
08:07Yeah.
08:07That's why I wore my tall heels today,
08:09so I can towel over him.
08:10That part.
08:14Did we want to put any other food in
08:15aside from go cheese balls?
08:16No.
08:16Okay, perfect.
08:17You got it.
08:18What a trio.
08:20I know, I'm ready.
08:20What a treat.
08:21I'd rather be behind here tonight
08:23than out in the restaurant, honestly.
08:25You have your barrier.
08:28I need a glass of Prosecco, honestly.
08:31Are you going to talk to Marcus?
08:33I'm going to have to mentally prepare.
08:35I feel like Marcus has abandonment issues
08:38from losing both of his parents,
08:40but I have been in toxic relationships in the past,
08:44and I'm not trying to relive it through my friends anymore.
08:49There are two that haven't spoken to you?
08:50No, none of them, no.
08:51Marcus, Kim, nothing?
08:54The last chance I was, they didn't even say hi to me
08:56or look me in the face.
08:58Wow, this is weird as .
09:00You're going, babe.
09:01Pink room?
09:02Yeah.
09:03I feel free, honestly,
09:05because I'm not letting them infiltrate my mind.
09:08Not my issue.
09:10Hey.
09:12Hey, Angelica.
09:13Hi, Angelica.
09:15Do you want to talk in the back of me real quick?
09:16Yeah.
09:17I got this girl.
09:18Okay.
09:19I figured we can, like, go outside
09:20because it's just, like, quiet and chill.
09:23Do you want to get your jacket?
09:24Okay, I'm just going to grab it really quick.
09:25All right, I'll wait.
09:27I'm walking into this conversation a little scared.
09:30You know, everything seems a little overblown,
09:32like, high-intensity, and this girl was so, like, fire.
09:38But maybe I'm stepping in a field of landmines.
09:42Do you want to sit here?
09:46So...
09:50What did you think about, like, our time at the party
09:53and everything like that?
09:54I mean, I thought we were having a great time, no?
09:56No, I did, too.
09:57But then when we went to, like, Barney's,
10:00I felt like then I saw, like, a different side of...
10:05everything.
10:07Yeah, so, like, my one friend
10:10that I was actually going to introduce you to,
10:12she just kind of, like, started being, like,
10:15really flirty with me, which was strange.
10:16I thought you were going to come, like, save me.
10:20I feel like you could definitely handle yourself.
10:22That's what I was doing, but at the same time...
10:24I didn't look like it.
10:25I was definitely hurt, honestly.
10:29After spending the entire day together,
10:30and you know what I've, like, been going through,
10:32it really hurt me.
10:33Like, it hurt, and, like, I felt, like,
10:34my whole f***ing chest, like, squeezed.
10:37I'm sorry.
10:38I was genuinely vulnerable with Jason,
10:40so I still live with my ex.
10:42This is actually the person that I wanted to marry
10:43and, like, have kids with,
10:44but they didn't want to be with me anymore.
10:47It sucks when you know it's over
10:48and you have to move on.
10:50I hate putting myself out there
10:53just to get disrespected.
10:55This is bringing me back to, like,
10:58how I felt in my last relationship.
10:59Do you have a situation going on?
11:02I'm not in a relationship,
11:04but I have options.
11:05I mean, I expected you.
11:06I have options, too.
11:07Yeah, I'm being completely honest.
11:08But, like, I'm telling you exactly
11:09where I'm coming from.
11:10I'm getting out of a breakup.
11:11I still live with my ex,
11:13but, like, every time I ask you,
11:14you kind of dance around it.
11:15I gave Angelica a lot of grace.
11:17Like, for crying out loud,
11:18you're going back home from the bar
11:20to sleep next to your ex.
11:22I am just talking to a friend,
11:24and I'm going back home by myself
11:25to sleep in my bed all alone.
11:27The closest comfort I get
11:28is Chris flushing the toilet at 2 a.m.
11:31Options were there,
11:32and, I mean, you came in and...
11:34Okay, well, I'm definitely not an option.
11:36So, just saying that,
11:38I feel like you do hide some things.
11:41It gives me a bad vibe, not gonna lie, so...
11:43Well, on my perspective, we just met.
11:46The fact that you're just jumping so hard
11:48into, like, where you want it to be as a relationship...
11:51I don't want to be in a relationship with you,
11:52so don't worry about that.
11:53Well, then why are you talking to me
11:54like I'm your boyfriend?
11:55Like, I cheated on you.
11:55Because at the very least,
11:56I don't want a relationship with you,
11:57but, like, can't you be friends?
11:58Because you're being a little clingy with me right away.
12:01I don't have to tell you.
12:03Honestly, I don't...
12:04Yeah, okay.
12:05Okay, cheers.
12:06That's funny. That's really funny.
12:07That is funny, actually.
12:08Have a nice day.
12:09Coming up.
12:14What I'm looking for in a friend
12:16is emotional intelligence, empathy.
12:18You think you've displayed those to me recently?
12:20And I don't... No, I don't.
12:21Well, then, then you're a moron.
12:23I see a good morning.
12:34What a fly.
12:35You are a guy.
12:36Yo-ho-ho-ho.
12:38You want something to drink?
12:40Sure.
12:41Oh, .
12:43I do think Shane is such a good guy.
12:45He's just doing everything wrong.
12:47Let me get the little non-alcoholic mojito, dude.
12:50All right.
12:51and coming into my workplace with a different girl
12:54every single time I see you isn't very attractive.
12:57So at this point I'm like, okay, dodged a bullet.
13:01Especially the laugh.
13:02The laugh is rough.
13:06Sir is in a very convenient location for me.
13:08There is an AA meeting across the street
13:10and there's one three doors down
13:12and I am able to go have dates at the bar.
13:16Look, here's the thing, I am attracted to Ella.
13:18Am I also wanting to piss off Natalie?
13:23Yeah.
13:24Rainbow?
13:25Yeah.
13:26Absolutely.
13:28Came out here for screenwriting
13:29and then you just found acting?
13:31I kind of came with both,
13:32but I always wanted to screenwrite
13:34because I love horror movies.
13:36Yeah.
13:39Hi, young fellas.
13:41Will we have two glasses of bicycle?
13:44Yes, absolutely.
13:45What's the occasion?
13:45Happy birthday!
13:47Let's go, happy birthday.
13:49I put in goat cheese balls for a kimono sandwich
13:51and VIP is gonna order dessert soon.
13:52It's a birthday, so I'm not taking that order.
13:54All right, love you.
13:55No.
13:55The wines are like really not stocked today,
13:57so I actually do need you to go to the pink room
14:00and get a couple Vanderpump rosé bottles.
14:02Okay.
14:04How's your tables?
14:05Literally the easiest night of my life.
14:08Do you want to go talk outside?
14:10Okay.
14:11Hey you.
14:11What's up?
14:12I just came back to get the menus.
14:14Ah.
14:14What are you doing tomorrow?
14:16I'm moving tomorrow.
14:17Do you need a hand?
14:19Maybe.
14:21Do you understand like the feng shui?
14:25You have no idea what that is, dude.
14:26I have no idea.
14:27Did you say Francois?
14:29What?
14:29Feng shui.
14:33Feng shui?
14:34Never heard of that.
14:35Sounds kind of hot though.
14:36It sounds like dirty.
14:37It sounds like a dirty sex movie.
14:39It's like the way you put like furniture in a room
14:41to like make it like flow.
14:44We got to make it flow.
14:45Whoa, we'll make it flow.
14:49What's up, Papi?
14:51So?
14:52Well, I mean, where do you want to begin?
14:54I don't know.
14:55You tell me, brother.
15:02Hey guys, can I hit that?
15:03Can I show you?
15:04Yes.
15:07I don't know.
15:16So.
15:17Sir, what you got going on for me, brother?
15:21You know, most men that were in my life
15:22treated me like .
15:24I've never had a friend like you,
15:26like I've never been friends with a straight guy.
15:28I have held you at such a high standard
15:29in being such a good friend,
15:31and that straight guy friend I never had.
15:33and so it has just always felt like disappointment, disappointment.
15:37I understand you have been through a lot.
15:41Sure.
15:41I know that you've lost your mom.
15:43You lost your dad right before I met you.
15:45You've been in a relationship that's been a spiraling circle of arguments.
15:48Right.
15:49And that's why I've always given you passes when I didn't agree with your behavior.
15:56I hate the way that you constantly, like, try to stir up drama,
16:01running your mouth, starting the other day.
16:05Whenever I told Gabby she was a dumb bitch,
16:08and then she said, I was like,
16:09so who told you all the that I talked about you?
16:13She said, Marcus.
16:14Right, but you already had vengeance towards me before that moment.
16:18Both of those texts were rage texts.
16:20I was pissed off.
16:21My thing is that you guys, I did say what I meant.
16:25But that's troubling for me.
16:27Venus knows that I have a lot going on,
16:29and the last thing I need is him piling on more bulls*** for me to deal with.
16:34I've never made you be a flawless friend.
16:36I've never judged you for all the ways that you've come up short.
16:39It sounds like you're looking for a reason to have a problem with me.
16:42What I'm looking for in a friend is emotional intelligence,
16:46empathy, loyalty, trust, respect.
16:50You think you've displayed those to me recently?
16:52No, I don't.
16:52Well, then you're a f***ing moron.
16:54Well, I'm just...
16:55If you don't think I've had emotional intelligence...
16:56I'm stating how I feel about...
16:57Why now?
16:58Why now?
16:59That's how I feel right now.
17:00Since when, though?
17:01Your text was my last straw.
17:02I was like, I'm done about doing this again.
17:03You got your feelings hurt from my text,
17:06and that's when all your emotions came to light.
17:08What's the whole point of this?
17:09My point is moving...
17:10You can tell me that I'm going to be a f***ing friend
17:12when you weren't in the role of friends.
17:13I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
17:15Okay, perfect.
17:16See you later, brother.
17:17Yeah.
17:19Bye.
17:20Bye.
17:20You can leave.
17:21I'm standing right here.
17:26Well, I'll stand here all night.
17:31All right, well, then we'll see you later, bro.
17:32See ya.
17:36Ending my friendship with Marcus, it just hurts.
17:39And what hurts even more is that it's just who he is.
17:42Where did you disappear to?
17:44Chaos.
17:45Just handling some business.
17:48It doesn't feel like it's something that this man will ever grow from.
17:51So it's like, how could our relationship ever be the same?
18:01Coming up.
18:02Do not let that spill.
18:04What?
18:04My vibrator's in there.
18:06No!
18:07Is that like all the toys?
18:09She's got lots of toys.
18:10Yes.
18:10Ah!
18:14I'm back at the jump off.
18:16About to do a little dance with my pump saw.
18:18Who said the goody girls can't go off?
18:20Let me show you something.
18:21La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
18:24Let me show you something.
18:25You're going to come help me?
18:31Hello?
18:33Hi!
18:34Oh!
18:35You're so beautiful.
18:37You're giving Elsa, I'm not going to lie.
18:38It's so cute.
18:39I love that for me.
18:41Oh my God, can you teach me how to sew?
18:42I could, but it's a lot, I'm not going to lie.
18:44Wait, I brought you snacks.
18:47Chocolate banana bread.
18:48You know what's going to go so well with that?
18:50Milk.
18:50Wine.
18:51Also, I apologize.
18:53I don't think I have really, like, wine glasses.
18:55Maybe I can just drink out of this.
18:56All right.
18:56I lost all my wine glasses to the war.
19:00Cheers.
19:00Cheers.
19:01Thanks for coming over.
19:02Wait, I'm so happy.
19:03No, this is so exciting.
19:05You want to check that place out?
19:06Yes, give me a tour.
19:08Okay, so.
19:09Oh.
19:09With your breath.
19:11I mean, it's a little awkward now because I'm about to move out.
19:13It looks like I want to just laugh into it.
19:15It's like one of those modular.
19:16You can move it and adjust it.
19:17I made a bed out of it before.
19:19So comfy.
19:21Oh, my God, midnight.
19:22Do you like cats?
19:23Are you allergic?
19:23I think cats don't like me.
19:25Really?
19:26Yeah, he's really nice.
19:27Are you getting him in the divorce?
19:28Yes, he's coming with me.
19:30I'm still living with my ex, and living together has been so complicated, but we've officially
19:36been broken up for a little over a month now.
19:38Well, let's go over here because I don't want to get wine on my couch.
19:41Oh, my gosh.
19:41Okay.
19:42We have a two-bedroom apartment, so some nights he'll sleep in the spare bedroom, but other
19:46nights we'll just share the same bed.
19:48It's almost like I'm trying to live a new life while still being stuck in my past one.
19:56Do you literally make these like yourself?
19:59I make all the samples.
20:00So basically what I do is I have a bunch of designs.
20:03I have to cut it out myself on paper.
20:06This is a good representation of what I want my ass to look like when I wear the bikini.
20:09I'm sad.
20:09Bathing suits came about because lingerie seemed too complicated.
20:15I started designing as a hobby, and I love wearing something at the beach that I'm going
20:20to feel like sexy and empowered in.
20:21So from there, it turned into like, wow, like actually people like the designs I'm making.
20:27I was seeing swimsuits that I originally made for myself look sexy on everyone.
20:32But what a nice outlet to have.
20:34I feel like everyone that I know is outlet is like, let's go out and drink.
20:37I'm not opposed to that either.
20:38Me neither.
20:39But it's just refreshing to see someone who's like actually like.
20:41Not at homebody for sure.
20:42What a cool thing.
20:44Angelica's designs are honestly so beautiful.
20:47If you're a perfect skinny girl, you look great.
20:50You're a thick Latina.
20:53Not free.
20:54I heard your girlfriend's coming in town.
20:56No, she's here.
20:56She's here now.
20:57Oh, she is?
20:57Yeah.
20:58I want to do a girl's night on Friday.
21:00Oh my gosh.
21:00And we'll just like all go out and like have fun.
21:02She just brings out a different side of me, like fun and like girly.
21:06I can't wait.
21:07It's going to be so much fun.
21:07You're going to love her.
21:08I need a girl's night.
21:09No, yeah, you need a girl's night.
21:11Tell me about what's going on with Jason because obviously I heard what had happened from him
21:15yesterday.
21:16I just feel like a dipshit.
21:17I was like literally shaking out there.
21:19Like my heart was beating so fast.
21:20I never meant to disrespect her.
21:22Everything can always change.
21:24Like I didn't want to like let him off easy.
21:26He was so shaken up.
21:27I'm telling you the entire shift.
21:28He was like, Kim, I don't know what to do.
21:29I was like, can you relax?
21:31Like you guys just met each other.
21:32Like it's going to be fine.
21:33Honestly, hearing that side of him, I'm happy that he is like kind of like.
21:38No, he's super.
21:39Feeling bad.
21:40Because he should, right?
21:41Yeah, he definitely should.
21:43Do you feel like you would have another conversation with him?
21:45I'm not like looking for a boyfriend, but if he impresses me and like.
21:49Apologize and take a cuddle again.
21:51Yeah, I'm dumb.
21:52I hate how vulnerable I am sometimes because it's just like people like to like take advantage of that.
21:58This is literally a representation of my heart and what he did to me.
22:01Here, look.
22:02Oh my God.
22:05Damn it.
22:06Why am I literally a child with my emotions?
22:10I'm just like, I'm so like open with it.
22:12He hasn't fully blown it yet.
22:14Here's to that.
22:15I don't know that Jason's like a bad guy.
22:17I just think he's dumb.
22:18They're all dumb.
22:19They're all dumb.
22:20Can't stop me.
22:23I just keep going up.
22:24And the deficit gonna be hard to overcome.
22:26I need to sober up.
22:27I'm too late.
22:28Everybody like that.
22:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
22:33We're home.
22:35Get out, dog.
22:37Come on now.
22:38Do you have the keys?
22:40No.
22:41No.
22:41No.
22:42My lease was up at my old apartment and my other two best friends, Mary Faith and Parker's
22:47leases were also up.
22:49So we were like, okay, well, let's find a place together.
22:52Why not?
22:52That would be so fun.
22:55Oh my God.
22:57This is so cute.
23:01We're home.
23:02Um, okay, so we have to start moving some boxes in.
23:07I have a special helper coming to help us so we don't have to lift too much.
23:12Mr. Christopher, big man with strong arms.
23:15A big man with strong arms.
23:18I mean, he obviously just wants to see my boyfriend.
23:22Why else would you offer to lift heavy things?
23:26Get to work.
23:30Roll it.
23:30Just roll it.
23:31What's up, babe?
23:32You guys need a hand with that?
23:34Look who it is.
23:35Perfect timing.
23:36Oh my God.
23:37Perfect timing.
23:38You guys excited for the big day?
23:41It's actually so heavy.
23:42We are.
23:44Not him lifting it so easily.
23:46Look at that.
23:48Oh, you're going fast.
23:51Do not let that spill.
23:52What?
23:53My vibrator's in there.
23:58No, I do like the place, though.
23:59This is sick.
24:00It's really cool.
24:01What are you doing?
24:02Don't look at my drawers.
24:04No!
24:06Is that like all the toys?
24:07Sex toy box.
24:09Green flag.
24:10Because she could be a little freak.
24:12I'm a little freak.
24:13She's got lots of toys.
24:14If she's matching my freak, that's like such a plus in my book.
24:18Beautiful.
24:18So, Chris.
24:19Yeah.
24:21What are we, what are we thinking about Audrey?
24:24I was thinking a lot of good things.
24:26I've been single for pretty much three years now.
24:29Dating in LA is rough.
24:30Out here, everyone is just so materialistic and it's very hard to put your wall down.
24:36Yeah, I'm here for a reason.
24:37I don't think we're just friends.
24:39I mean, we're thinking we're still new, though.
24:41You know, like we just kind of hit it off.
24:42I think she's just like emotionally intelligent and like, I don't know, there's chemistry.
24:47Yeah.
24:48Yeah, Audrey, she's very in tune with her emotions and she's very real and authentic.
24:51She's smart.
24:52She's actually really, she's smarter than I am.
24:55Um, and that's saying a lot because I'm pretty smart.
24:57You understand like, like feng shui?
25:01You have no idea what that is, do you?
25:03I have no idea.
25:04So, I do find that very f***ing attractive.
25:07Thank you for helping.
25:08Any excuse to come see you?
25:10What was the drive too far?
25:12No, it wasn't that bad, actually.
25:12It was like 35 minutes.
25:14Oh, that's not bad at all.
25:15Mm-hmm.
25:15I know.
25:16I'm as close to work.
25:17It's only like 15 minutes.
25:19Mm, that's dangerous.
25:20Mm-hmm.
25:24Mm-hmm.
25:26Okay, anyways.
25:27I know.
25:28My friends are going to be like, what's going on?
25:29Yeah, we don't want any people waiting.
25:31Mm-mm.
25:37Coming up.
25:38I think that we're done here.
25:39Let's go on the bus.
25:39You just walked into this friend group.
25:41We're having a drive tonight.
25:42So, so, pause it.
25:44No, don't push me.
25:45So, don't argue with me.
25:46I think you're the cause of the problem.
25:47We need to go away.
25:50We need to have the carbonaro.
26:01Look, I got you a new size.
26:03This is a medium.
26:04You know what?
26:05Let's start with that.
26:10Oh, my goodness.
26:11Right here, right there?
26:12Yeah.
26:12Oh, damn.
26:13What's going on?
26:13It's amazing.
26:14Do you know what I want to say this, James?
26:17You got a thing for Jason's.
26:21I know you didn't ask for appetizers, but I just threw one in there for you.
26:25Is everything good?
26:27I want the more strength in.
26:29Oh, I got to put the order in, guys.
26:30Sorry.
26:32Hey, guys.
26:32Hey.
26:33How are you doing, Natalie?
26:33It's good.
26:34How are you?
26:34I like your sweater.
26:36And your dress.
26:36Well, we can talk later.
26:38Yes.
26:38Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a second?
26:39I'll be really quick.
26:40I'm sorry.
26:41If I had a dime for every time I heard that.
26:44I'll be really quick.
26:45I'm really sorry.
26:46Okay, go on.
26:47Sit down.
26:47Do your worst.
26:48Good to see you laughing.
26:50How's the grief counseling?
26:52How do you feel?
26:53I feel good.
26:54Me and my dad love to listen to music together.
26:57And it just feels like emptiness there.
27:01Rebuilding stability after a loss takes a lot of time.
27:06You look better and you're laughing more.
27:08You know, life has been going a little bit better for me lately.
27:12That's it.
27:12I'm thankful for that.
27:13You know what I mean?
27:14Other than losing one of my best friends and just having him throw our entire relationship
27:18in the garbage, I've actually been doing a lot better lately.
27:21I really got to let it all out.
27:23I was just crying the whole time.
27:24I am in a place right now where I am finding new ways to cope.
27:28I feel good about it.
27:29When I went to grief counseling, as I said, I come from a place of, you know, stiff upper
27:33lip and no therapist or anything like that.
27:36It was just talking to somebody who didn't have any skin in the game but totally understood.
27:42For me, a light bulb went on and I saw things in a different way.
27:46I don't know if it's going to be the same for you.
27:48Well, so that's why I just wanted to talk to you and just like kind of me asking for
27:54permission for something.
27:55What do you want permission for?
27:57I've been learning how to DJ.
28:02I've never performed anywhere or done anything like that.
28:04But I mean, it is a really intricate process.
28:08Three years ago, I moved back home for a year.
28:10Spent the whole time with me and my dad.
28:12I used to play songs.
28:14We go to concerts together.
28:16You know, we love music.
28:18And I was thinking like DJing would be such a good fit for me.
28:21And I feel like this is something that's exciting for me to look forward to and really sink my
28:26teeth into and really could help me deal with losing my dad.
28:30Well, it's like bartending.
28:31People think they can go behind the bar and pour a vodka soda and they're a bartender.
28:34They're not.
28:35No.
28:35It's a skill.
28:36Right.
28:36It's not just plugging in a cord, you know.
28:39It has to be the music that's right for the environment.
28:41I'm a smart guy, Lisa.
28:43But are you a sensitive guy?
28:44I'm sensitive.
28:45I'm the most sensitive.
28:46Are you a guy that understands?
28:47I want to help Marcus.
28:48And I guess DJing could be a different form of healing.
28:53But, do I need another DJ?
28:58I've had a DJ before and it was really fucking complicated.
29:03You can have a little go at it, but I would suggest that the first few times you do it,
29:09you do it next to McKenna.
29:11Thanks, Lisa.
29:13Good luck.
29:14Don't fuck it up.
29:15This is Scooter.
29:24Does he usually have a diaper on like that?
29:26Um, no.
29:27Just whenever people are here, I give him a diaper because he likes to pee on things.
29:30If, like, there's a bag on the floor, he's like...
29:32I think that's so fun.
29:37Imagine all the lights on you.
29:39Be like, mm, okay.
29:41I need some positive vibes.
29:42So the place that we're going is Cowgirl-y.
29:44We're doing dinner, but afterwards, we're doing a little country girl vibe.
29:48I want to go party and have fun with these girls.
29:50Yeah, who else is going to be there?
29:52Nat will be there.
29:53Nice.
29:53And Kim will be there.
29:55I'm really nervous for her and Kim to, like, interact on a bus together.
29:58That's going to be a little scary.
30:01How are you feeling about tonight?
30:02There's definitely a little bit of drama, but I think overall it'll be fun.
30:07There was no fucking way that I was going to invite Natalie to Girls' Night
30:11until I recognized, in a cold sweat, what would happen if I didn't invite Natalie to Girls' Night,
30:17which would be that we would never again have a conversation where she didn't mention
30:21how I didn't invite her to Girls' Night.
30:26Girls' Night!
30:27Woo!
30:28How are you?
30:28You have more confidence in your heels than we do.
30:31Woo-hoo!
30:34Tonight is about drinking, dancing, having fun with your girls, bull riding.
30:38That's it.
30:39Party bull!
30:40Woo!
30:43I love it.
30:43You look so cute.
30:44This is going out, Cowgirl.
30:46I got my fringes on.
30:48Ready to do some line dancing?
30:50Yeah.
30:50Woo-hoo!
30:51Welcome!
30:51I don't need much from Kim.
30:54Like, I respect that she's not thrilled with me right now.
30:58All I need from her is to agree that we do want to move forward as friends,
31:03and then I can have a great night.
31:04Hi, Rihanna.
31:05Hi, Rihanna.
31:07Nice to meet you.
31:08Nice to meet you.
31:09Kim, Audrey.
31:10Hello, everyone.
31:11Alrighty, well, we're all here.
31:13Let's get on the road.
31:15Hey, everyone, I'm doing a new bottle.
31:17I just want to say love you all.
31:19I hope everyone has a fun night.
31:21Let loose.
31:22Forget about the boys.
31:23And ride that bull like you ride life.
31:27Right here.
31:28So good.
31:36There we go.
31:37She falls.
31:37Yeah, perfect.
31:38I'll get those right in.
31:38That feels great.
31:39Yeah, I think it'll be good.
31:41These are the specials.
31:43Can I get a spoon off you, puppy?
31:44You have hands, no?
31:46You want me to eat the soup with my hands, asshole?
31:50Hi.
31:50Hey, what's going on, Demi?
31:52No girls' night for you tonight?
31:54No, I have to be here.
31:55She's going to have fun with us.
31:56Apparently the place would crash and burn.
31:58I'm going to have a girls' night with you guys, yeah.
32:00Brother, brother.
32:02What's up, dude?
32:02You know the girls are all on a party bus right now.
32:04Really?
32:05Where the hell are they going?
32:06Down to Orange County.
32:07What?
32:08It seems like they're all getting along to you.
32:10Yeah, no, for real.
32:10Is it Delta there?
32:11Yeah.
32:27These girls are so much fun to be around, but it is just so impossible for some people
32:33to just dance and have fun.
32:37Oh, no!
32:40Come on, let's do it.
32:42Come on, let's go.
32:44Out of control.
32:45So cute.
32:48Oh, my gosh.
32:49Does anyone have to pee?
32:51I have to go.
32:51I'll go with you.
32:52Swim.
32:52Go for it.
32:53I'll be Arby.
32:54Okay.
32:56What the is going on?
32:57I don't know.
32:58What is going on?
32:58They didn't want to dance.
32:59I know that there's a vibe going on that is either with you or me or you.
33:04I don't know who it's with.
33:05But why?
33:06Because they think that I'm trying to be a weirdo with Marcus.
33:09Wait.
33:10When's the last time you talked to her?
33:12When she screamed at me at the pool party that I'm a psychotic bitch.
33:15You're a fake-ass bitch.
33:16Okay, perfect.
33:17Psychotic.
33:18Psychotic.
33:18Psycho.
33:19I don't know why she's got to villainize me.
33:21We're all trying to be there.
33:22We won't have...
33:24So do I do espresso martini or dirty martini?
33:28Dirty.
33:28Get dirty.
33:29We like dirty here.
33:40My name is Liz.
33:40I'm a good girl.
33:42Can I have a dad again?
33:43Yeah.
33:44I'll do that.
33:45Can I get a tequila pineapple, please?
33:47Can I have the sink?
33:48Camera's going to want the house rose.
33:50The rose?
33:51No, house rose.
33:52House rose.
33:52House rose.
33:53Oh, yeah, of course.
33:54With olive oil?
33:55Yes.
34:02Oh, my gosh.
34:02Thank you, Liz.
34:03Girls' night.
34:05It's a girl.
34:06Oh!
34:07It's far.
34:08It's far.
34:08It's a girl's night.
34:09Yeah, so Angelica, I haven't talked to her at all.
34:12I haven't talked to her since the night at work.
34:16I'm at this point where I feel like I want to keep trying because I see a spark.
34:19I see potential.
34:20I know that her and Kimberly hung out the other day.
34:23All I can tell you is that she likes you.
34:24Really?
34:25That's all that matters.
34:25That's all I need to hear.
34:26I should have listened a little bit more and probably just shut up.
34:31And she's a really hot girl.
34:33You think I should say something?
34:34Like, text her?
34:35I would text her.
34:36That's probably not a good time to text, though.
34:38Kimberly's going to come here after.
34:39Oh, really?
34:39So we're going to meet up.
34:40So you should just say, come with Kimberly.
34:42That actually might be a good idea.
34:43Do it.
34:44I want to see.
34:44All right.
34:44Sometimes that perfect text can really go far.
34:48We've got to come into this thing with a good game plan, execute, make it short and sweet.
34:52You know when people say, don't worry about it, it's not rocket science?
34:55To craft a good text in this situation, this is actually rocket science.
35:01Let's see.
35:02How am I going to put this together?
35:03Like, hey, heard you out with the girls, having the girls tonight.
35:07Okay, hey, heard you out with the girls.
35:09Heard you out with the girls.
35:13Yeah, yeah.
35:13No pressure, Mark.
35:15Would be good to see you.
35:17I don't know what to say to Scott.
35:19Oh, oh, shit.
35:22Yeah, yeah.
35:23If I said it, it's Miami.
35:24If we're going to have a drink after work, it'd be nice to see you.
35:27Dot, dot, just dot, dot it.
35:29Me and Marcus are going to have a drink.
35:30Would be good to see you.
35:31Perfect.
35:32I'm so happy.
35:33The meaty oysters, why are they so big?
35:36Like, the horny vibes are crazy.
35:38Wait, guys, I just got a text from Jason.
35:41Hey, heard you're out with the girls, having fun.
35:43If you're wanting to come through after with Kimberly, dot, dot, dot, me and Marcus are
35:49going to have a drink.
35:50Would be good to see you.
35:51Spelling isn't his forte.
35:54Is he trying to get you to go where he is or he's trying to meet up?
35:56What do you mean he's still into you?
35:58It means that they're at work right now and Marcus knows I'm going to meet up with him,
36:01so he's now like, oh, bring me Jaka.
36:03What are you saying back to him?
36:05I might be down.
36:06That's it, period.
36:07All right, she said, I might be down.
36:09Let's go.
36:10That's actually, all right, so.
36:12That's good.
36:12I might be down.
36:14We'll play the maybe might game.
36:15That's fine.
36:16I might be down.
36:18She's down.
36:18She's 100% down.
36:20That answer was, I don't want to sound thirsty.
36:23But I'm coming.
36:23I'm down, but I'm coming.
36:25That was it.
36:26I'm going to have one little more bite of mac and cheese.
36:27Is that yours or ours?
36:29It doesn't matter.
36:29It's anybody's.
36:30And then I'm never going to eat again.
36:32You ate no hours ago that are.
36:35Okay, I'm going to be sick.
36:37What?
36:38I just ate so much cheese.
36:40It's okay.
36:41Really fine.
36:41We're going to tell you something.
36:43Yeah?
36:43I'm going to tell you that I'm not trying to be up your ass and desperate,
36:48but I want us to, like, work our out.
36:52I appreciate that.
36:54I just don't know if, like, tonight's the night
36:55because I just don't want us to be drunkenly get into, like,
36:58a conversation where you're feeling the type of way
37:00and I'm feeling the type of way.
37:01It's just, like, frustrating because every time I see you,
37:03it's either we avoid each other.
37:05Well, I've been avoiding you, but I feel like today,
37:07I just don't want us to have a conversation
37:09where there's going to be an argument.
37:10Why do I need to be avoided?
37:12Like, I'm not doing anything to cause an argument with you.
37:15You were fine all day long.
37:16We were not avoiding each other.
37:17No, but I feel uncomfortable, Kim,
37:18because I know there's an elephant in the room.
37:20There is, but we're all having a nice night together.
37:23Kim, I don't want to have a nice night with an elephant in the room.
37:26I want to deal with this s***.
37:27I don't think addressing an issue with us drinking all day long
37:30is the time.
37:31I'm over it.
37:32That's s***.
37:33I totally understand why Natalie wants to talk to Kim,
37:37but she doesn't want to talk to you
37:38and you're not going to get what you want out of her right now,
37:41so just remove yourself from the situation.
37:43There's your therapy for today, Natalie.
37:45That'll be $250.
37:46I'll send you the bill.
37:47I need more mac and cheese before I go.
37:49Please have some.
37:50We either move on or we don't.
37:51I think this conversation is over at this point, honestly.
37:54You don't even know what we're saying.
37:55Exactly.
37:56There's more than just two people here.
37:58There's ten other people here.
37:59No one has to listen.
38:03Sorry, I'm not ruining anybody's night with one of my friends.
38:06I'm witnessing the metamorphosis of Natalie's crash out.
38:18I'm not going to be around you and ignore the issue.
38:20It looks like this, like, evil butterfly
38:24that, like, destroys everything in its path.
38:26It's like shooting red lasers.
38:27Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
38:29Timeline's for everything and now it's not the time.
38:31We can't be around each other
38:32because I'm not going to be around someone
38:33that there's an issue with and ignore the issue.
38:35I think that we're done.
38:36We're done here.
38:37Let's go on the bus.
38:38So just walk into this friend group.
38:39Don't walk away.
38:40Just go right ahead and watch me out with them.
38:42No, don't push me.
38:43Don't argue with me.
38:44I'm not arguing.
38:45I think you're the cause of the problem.
38:46You need to go away.
38:47Can you walk away from me, okay?
38:48Pause your feelings.
38:49Let's go.
38:50I'm not going to pause my feelings.
38:51Let's go.
38:57I don't want to get on a party bus
38:59and it keep, like, twiddling my fingers.
39:00I understand.
39:01Do not let her get you.
39:03The environment, the timing is what it's not.
39:06It's not.
39:07It's not the time.
39:08It was never the time.
39:09I haven't done anything.
39:10I couldn't imagine seeing an issue.
39:11I'm tired of being the bad guy.
39:12I get it.
39:13But at the end of the day, the high road.
39:16The high road is bull .
39:18The high road is bull .
39:22Can you do Aperol spritz?
39:23Mm-hmm.
39:24Okay.
39:25All right.
39:26All right.
39:27Got some drinks for you guys.
39:29I got a Manhattan.
39:30Right on.
39:31Cheers, guys.
39:32All right.
39:33Where can I get an Aperol spritz?
39:34I can't even find anything on here.
39:36Oh, I got so much to learn.
39:38Where is it?
39:39Um...
39:44Babe.
39:45I think we should have a girls' night and go and have fun.
39:50Like, girls should not be against girls.
39:51I'm telling you, I want to have fun and resolve this with her that we have.
39:55Cool.
39:56Take a ride, I think.
39:57You're giving her a lot more grace than other people would.
39:59Because I'm tired of fighting with her.
40:00No, I know.
40:01For once, I'm going to have a fun night.
40:03Hi.
40:04Hey.
40:05Literally, that was a mess.
40:07Are we getting hot?
40:08Oh.
40:09I want a pink one.
40:10This is someone that I've been fighting for a long time.
40:12I know.
40:13And I can't understand that.
40:14You are my friend.
40:16Why don't you care about resolving the problem?
40:20Seeing Natalie spiral, it's like a tornado that you cannot get away from.
40:25Everything in her path is just destruction.
40:35It's like, why doesn't anyone give a about me?
40:38It's like a romantic relationship.
40:40If this was a man right now, what would you do?
40:42It's not.
40:43It's my girlfriend.
40:44That's why I have higher expectations.
40:46For sure, but she's not meeting them.
40:47Well then that.
40:49But you know what?
40:50Female rage is valid.
40:52If she kept it in, that girl would have a dark, dark inside.
40:56You know?
40:57I am in full support.
40:58Female rage.
40:592025.
41:00I would do anything to ride that bomb.
41:06Yeah.
41:10You got it.
41:11You got it.
41:12Please.
41:13No.
41:14Oh my God.
41:15Hold on tight.
41:17Exactly.
41:18Yes, ma'am.
41:19Woo.
41:20OK, now.
41:21No, you're not with that Audrey.
41:22Leave me from Texas for real, y'all.
41:24She was screaming in my face.
41:25You're a psychotic bitch.
41:26I deserve that.
41:27No, don't fall.
41:28Stay in there.
41:29No.
41:30No.
41:31Let's get through it.
41:32Because we're adults.
41:33Now boy, tell girl, come on we gon' ride.
41:34Put your saddle on the horse.
41:35Yeah, we're sitting high.
41:36Moving on through the city.
41:37I'm literally in here crying.
41:38First day of my life.
41:39Hey.
41:40Why can't you hear me?
41:41Gotta keep up with me, you know how to go.
41:42If you know how to ride it.
41:43Well then.
41:44Stop making me out to be the bad guy.
41:46No.
41:47What the did I do?
41:48I can't do it.
41:49I can't do it.
41:50I can't do it.
41:51I can't do it.
41:52I can't do it.
41:53I can't do it.
41:54I can't do it.
41:55I can't do it.
41:56I can't do it.
41:57I can't do it.
41:58I can't do it.
41:59I can't do it.
42:00I can't do it.
42:01What the did I do?
42:02I can't do it.
42:03I can't do it.
42:08Next time on Van Pump Rules.
42:10Take it off!
42:12I only have a debit card.
42:15Oh, Karina.
42:17That's my sister.
42:20Has the last year of us just creating this bond.
42:24Was it real?
42:25At TomTom, Jason didn't show up.
42:27He was telling me to meet him.
42:28Did he tell you about their OF?
42:30OnlyFans.
42:31You didn't know about that?
42:32What's going on here?
42:33Uh-oh.
42:34Angelica!
42:35you!
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