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00:00are you familiar with Robert house are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest
00:15man in america not spy on him folks in them outfits don't deserve saving i only have one help me please
00:45oh she'll die without it golden rule motherfucker i am nothing like you i'll get you hold your people
00:57the axis of power has shifted in the brotherhood
01:03how many of those can you make more than all of human history could ever consume
01:15liaison from the commonwealth
01:20i understand we're discussing a civil war
01:31just so you know i am nice
01:35oh no oh
01:45that is i think you might be a ghoul oh no
02:05i hear something saying
02:13That's the sound of the men
02:23Working on the chain
02:25That's the sound of the men
02:29We use those little hands, Lois. Keep it up.
02:31Thanks, boss.
02:37Bobby!
02:38Hey!
02:39I see your eyes closing over there.
02:41You know what happens when you fall asleep on the job?
02:44Nothing good, that's for sure.
02:45Come on, gang. We're only 12 hours in at this ship.
02:49We've got 10 more to go.
02:51Okay?
02:53Hey, you know what? Try it without the gloves.
02:56The meat on your palms?
02:58I'll give you a better grip.
02:59Get in there.
03:02It's gonna hurt a little bit, but...
03:04I did it.
03:07Keep it up in your big, gross, callous hands in no time.
03:11Yes, sir.
03:11Trudy, why aren't you making money for me?
03:18Lois called me a mean name.
03:22Lois, is that true?
03:23She said I look like a ghoul.
03:28Well, there's nothing wrong with being a ghoul, except you're not.
03:31I'm a ghoul.
03:33Carrie, over there, no, that's a ghoul.
03:35Disgusting.
03:37Ugh.
03:38I think this might be a good reminder for everybody.
03:41Hey, hey, listen up.
03:42Little break here real quick, everybody.
03:45Okay.
03:48Reminder?
03:48We're all really, really lucky to be here.
03:52Believe me, I have seen some shit out there.
03:55But here, we got it made.
03:57We got a roof over our heads, a very well-defended perimeter.
04:01What about water?
04:02You just drink the soda, right?
04:03You know what the best part about this place is?
04:05Nobody wakes you up in the morning to do push-ups or makes you carry out a big old bag all the time.
04:10Oh, no, I'd say, life's pretty good.
04:14What do we always say?
04:16Most kids are dead by the age.
04:20Okay, back to work.
04:21Let's go.
04:22That's the sound of the men working on the chain.
04:26Gang, all day long, they're saying.
04:40Keep up.
05:02Keep moving.
05:10You lost your legionary.
05:26Please, please, please.
05:35The enemy hordes didn't leave a chain.
05:40So, to count the dollars, we need to eat up cakes, our sister.
05:56Away, profligate.
06:02Hi, sir.
06:09How dare you address the great Caesar?
06:13Caesar?
06:14You...
06:14Do you mean Caesar?
06:18I believe Kaisers are German, and you guys have more of a Roman theme, so...
06:23I think it's Caesar.
06:30This is the one.
06:31You are wise indeed, sir.
06:33I see that this is a, um, work camp.
06:39And, if I may, I'm a very...
06:42Shh.
06:43You're negotiating the rights to your Prima Noctis.
06:47Prima Noctis?
06:48Okay.
06:53First of all, shame on you.
06:56That is awful.
06:58And secondly, Prima Noctis isn't even a Roman tradition.
07:00It's from the Middle Ages.
07:01They were just nasty people borrowing a Latin phrase.
07:04And as much as I want to respect your traditions,
07:06there is a line to all that which I think we have found.
07:10And you should know that I am not even a virgin.
07:14And that's not including all of the cousin stuff I did,
07:16which is at least a page or two on my resume.
07:18So, looks like we're out of options.
07:20If you don't mind me saying,
07:24it seems like you guys might have lost your way out here.
07:26I wouldn't expect a profligate like you to understand.
07:29We're at war.
07:31With who?
07:32The new California Republic.
07:34The Khans.
07:35The Brotherhood.
07:37But first we must conquer the unrepentant members of Kaisar's Legion.
07:42Over there.
07:43There's two Caesars?
07:55The great founder of this empire.
07:57He died.
07:59We've been at war ever since over who should be his heir.
08:02He wrote down the name of his successor.
08:04He placed it into his divine pocket.
08:07But every time we try to retrieve it,
08:09false Kaisar and his followers,
08:11they shoot at us.
08:13We are his stalemates.
08:18I may be able to help you.
08:20I have experience with family counseling,
08:22and sometimes conflict resolution,
08:26it's easier than you think.
08:31Oh, jeez.
08:39Wait, excuse me.
08:40This isn't Rome, okay?
08:42This is America.
08:44Is it?
08:46Yeah, it is.
08:47At least according to all the maps.
08:49Maps drawn by the dead.
08:51All that remains of America
08:52is the overwhelming evidence of its failure.
08:56Now, if you'll excuse me,
08:57we have a war to win.
08:58You know, speaking of someone who's seen upwards of 15 different movies,
09:02if you think everyone else is the bad guy,
09:04chances are, you're the bad guy.
09:07But good is not a meaningful vector in history.
09:11Only strength.
09:12All that was a search for me,
09:13but a person like Hitler and related to this,
09:16the time that's the greatest field of control,
09:17the current population was выб denied eternity.
09:18Yes.
09:18Ugh!
09:21Fuck!
09:21Fuck!
09:22Fuck!
09:35Fuck!
09:36Fuck!
09:37Fuck!
09:38Fuck!
09:38Fuck!
09:39Fuck!
09:39Fuck!
09:40Oh, my God.
10:10Yeah, well, that boat's not a boat.
10:27Know what I mean?
10:31Of course you do.
10:33You take out one plank, it's the same as it ever was.
10:50It's just got a hole in it, that's all.
10:57You take out a lot of planks, and all of a sudden, you've got to ask yourself, what the fuck am I looking at?
11:09This ain't no boat.
11:11It's just a pile of wood, man.
11:15Just a fucking pile of wood.
11:18I don't know what I'm telling you all this for.
11:46I know you already know all this.
11:53This has been a while since I had someone worth talking to.
12:01That's all.
12:08No.
12:09No.
12:10No.
12:11No.
12:12No.
12:13No.
12:14No.
12:15No.
12:16You okay?
12:46Yeah, I, uh, I just, I can't seem to get Janie's teddy and use it a keepsake box.
12:57For the vault. I just hate leaving anything behind, you know?
13:03Well, we may not have to, right?
13:16Well, I've got to go to this thing for Charlie.
13:25Okay.
13:26Oh, my God.
13:56What do you know about Robert House?
13:58All I heard is that he's building some kind of weapons system in Vegas.
14:02Where Intel thinks it's connected to what you heard Barb talking about.
14:05You're Intel?
14:07It's blueprints and a bunch of phone records.
14:10What else am I supposed to call that?
14:12Intel, I guess.
14:15Well, do you know what your boss wants me to do to him?
14:18No.
14:26I didn't know.
14:28Look, I want to help.
14:30I'll do whatever I can.
14:32But there's got to be another way.
14:35Look where we are, Coop.
14:37Half the guys in here have killed people.
14:41Maybe not the right ones.
14:44Robert House is just one person.
14:47My name is Diane Welch, Congresswoman for the District of Glendale.
15:03And if you've never heard of me, it's probably because I'm the only sitting congressperson
15:09in this administration to have refused corporate funding.
15:14So, while I may not be able to afford TV spots and billboards, I don't think America
15:21can afford any more corporate influence in Washington.
15:25Get on with it.
15:30Okay.
15:31Well, today isn't about me.
15:33It's about you and the sacrifices you have made for this great nation.
15:38As a friend to our brothers and sisters in the armed forces, it is my honor to award...
15:45Um, let me just find my card here.
15:51Oh, my gosh.
15:55The story of today's first honoree is just...
15:59I'm gonna go hit the head.
16:00Wonderful.
16:01If I can find my notes.
16:17You getting any awards tonight?
16:19Um, no.
16:21No.
16:22No, no.
16:23I'm just here for an old friend.
16:25Corporal Charlie Whiteknife.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Yeah, Charlie.
16:33Rumor has it he's a bit of a pinko.
16:36Is that right?
16:40I wouldn't know about that.
16:43And what about you, Mr. Howard?
16:45What about me?
16:47Oh.
16:48Cooper Howard?
16:50American Veteran?
16:53Star of the Silver Screen?
16:57Pinko?
17:02Don't believe everything you read.
17:05Oh, don't get me wrong.
17:06I sympathize with the Pinko point of view.
17:08No.
17:09They have grievances with traditional institutions.
17:13Entirely justified, if you ask me.
17:16I didn't ask you.
17:19It's their solution to the problem.
17:22Oh.
17:23Yeah.
17:26You back a body into a corner.
17:28They're liable to try anything.
17:32You back billions of bodies into a corner at the same time.
17:37Tsk.
17:41Everyone trying to solve the same problem at the same time, with a multitude of solutions.
17:48Messy, messy.
17:49Hmm?
17:56I take it you're not a vet.
18:01What gave me away?
18:02Because a vet would know better than to talk politics, when a man has his dick in his hand.
18:07Until next time, Mr. Howard.
18:08The Codex is clear about chain of command.
18:10We mustn't squander this opportunity.
18:12I told you.
18:13We're out.
18:14I acknowledge the arrival of the Paladin from the Commonwealth complicates the issue.
18:27But...
18:28I'm not interested in fighting a rebellion, Quintus.
18:29But the Brotherhood began as an act of rebellion.
18:30Before the war, an ordinary captain was sent to a research center in California.
18:31Roger Maxon.
18:32Roger Maxon.
18:33Ha-ha-ha.
18:34Ha-ha-ha.
18:35And when he saw what they were doing there, he said,
18:38he was sent to a research center in California.
18:40Roger Maxon.
18:41And when he saw what they were doing there, depraved experiments on human subjects,
18:44then he said,
18:45I'm not interested in fighting a rebellion.
18:46But...
18:47Glory to God.
18:49It's okay.
18:50I don't know.
18:51You're right.
18:52But...
18:53I'm not interested in fighting a rebellion, Quintus.
18:54But the Brotherhood began as an act of rebellion.
18:56You're right.
18:57Before the war, an ordinary captain was sent to a research center in California.
18:59Roger Maxon.
19:01Ha-ha-ha-ha.
19:02And when he saw what they were doing there...
19:05...depraved experiments on human subjects.
19:09subjects. Well then, Roger Maxim had to ask himself, who did he serve? His God or his
19:21government? He chose his God. He shot the scientists. He shot the people who tried to
19:36stop him. His government had defied God, and for that, he defied his government. But he
19:45wasn't punished. He was saved so that he could found our noble order. If our rebellion is
20:00righteous, the way will be paved for us.
20:09I told you. I don't go in for the religious stuff. Give the cold fusion relic to the
20:21commonwealth.
20:30Oh.
20:38My lord.
20:39This Xander guy. If I could just kill him. But that's what we do here, isn't it?
20:57Behold, the dimness of the sword. We just lost the alliance. If we kill Xander, the envoy
21:13from the commonwealth, it will be war. And without the support of the other chapters, it will end
21:20with all our heads on spikes.
21:22Yes, my lord. But if our cause is righteous...
21:25I have no need for the thoughts of a sword. Leave.
21:40Must I repeat myself?
21:43No, my lord.
21:48No, my lord.
22:05There he is.
22:14What do you want?
22:16Well, my arrival seems to have put a damper on the conversation.
22:20Your clerics won't even look at me.
22:25You guys have a lot of clerics, you know that?
22:30Yeah, I guess we do.
22:32Yeah, scurrying around everywhere like little cockroaches.
22:36Right?
22:38I mean, we have clerics back at the commonwealth. They're just not, like, in charge, you know?
22:43I know every chapter of the brotherhood is a little different, but this one...
22:47sucks.
22:49No offense.
22:51I shouldn't be talking to you. Chain of command.
22:55Good man. See? That's a soldier for you.
23:05Your elder cleric is about to make a mistake.
23:08The brotherhood that you believe in, that I believe in,
23:10we are the last bastion of order in this country.
23:14We are a bulwark against chaos.
23:19If you ask me, fomenting a rebellion sounds a lot like chaos.
23:23You know, back east, it's guys like us who call the shots.
23:33The people who put their ass on the line.
23:36That is foundational to the brotherhood ethos.
23:40Your clerics.
23:42What do they do? Stand around? Give speeches?
23:44We are the ones who bleed.
23:53What do you want me to do about it?
23:57Just talk to me.
23:59You know, this isn't the first time that the brotherhood has been on the verge of civil war.
24:03But if us soldiers figure something out, it won't be the first time that cooler heads have prevailed.
24:15What do you say?
24:23Yeah, let's talk.
24:24Hot dog.
24:39Well, Miss Lucy?
24:41How's that golden rule working out for you now?
24:46What the fuck?
24:47Looks like we got ourselves a civil war.
25:14Well, shit.
25:15What you think, dog?
25:17What?
25:32Don't look at me like that. I don't like her either.
25:35But we gonna need her down the line.
25:40I ain't going up against two legions in one afternoon. We need some help.
25:43This is about the best place to get it.
25:46Used to be, anyway.
26:13What the fuck?
26:24I'm sorry. It's not fun to be. It's a place to be, I know, all so PREP.
26:31Evil is very cold and easy.
26:33Thanks to my angel, what are you looking for?
26:34You should be careful if you are late on schedule.
26:36I'm just going nuts and be careful if you are ready.
26:39So before I see a building, I'm going to change everything in your body,
26:41Howdy, p-p-p-p-partner.
27:02Is that you, Victor?
27:04Victor?
27:05Well, that sure does sound familiar.
27:08Well, Dagnabbit, spent the last ten years thinking I was a soda machine.
27:14What the fuck you doing here?
27:16Well, b-b-beats me, partner.
27:19Someone did a number on my numbers.
27:22Memory's all jimble-jambled.
27:24Is that right?
27:26Well, I gotta save a dipshit balty from the Legion.
27:30Came here hoping to get some help from the NCR.
27:32N-N-N-NCR?
27:33I ain't seen them.
27:34Who's running these parts these days?
27:36Well, you know how it is around here.
27:39The NCR and the Legion going at each other like cats and dogs.
27:43Though now we got the Legion fighting the Legion like cats and dogs, too.
27:47Is that so?
27:49But you know what they say in Vegas.
27:53Everyone's a winner.
27:55Eventually.
27:56The same goes for losing, in my experience.
28:00Except for one man.
28:03A man that built you.
28:08Where's Robert House?
28:10He's gone.
28:11He had all the money in the world.
28:13But all he really wanted was to live forever.
28:17Life just ain't fair, I guess.
28:19Well, typically, I would agree.
28:23But you should know better than anyone that House had a knack for planning ahead.
28:27Oh, he had plans all right.
28:29But he needed that cold fusion doodad from before the war.
28:33Didn't you have something to do with all that way back when?
28:44Oh, you're leaving already?
28:46Ain't nobody around to keep poor Victor company these days.
28:50Just them rangers up in the hills.
28:52Rangers in the hills?
28:54Well, you know how it is.
28:56The NCR and the Legion, they can't stop fighting like cats and dogs.
29:01Much obliged, Victor.
29:03Well, I'll be seeing you.
29:04I'm sure you will.
29:17We need a pilot.
29:18And let someone else have all the fun?
29:20Let's go.
29:21Well, I should grab my...
29:22You don't need your arm or I got a spare you could use.
29:25They give you spares?
29:34Sugar doll, sugar doll, sweet as you can be.
29:39Don't you dare to date nobody else but me.
29:44Motion assist servos.
29:46Sugar doll.
29:47Nice.
29:48Yeah, I don't know anything about any of that shit, man.
29:51I just know how to kick ass in it, you know?
29:53All right.
29:54You ever flown one of these?
29:56Oh, no, no.
29:57Here, let me give you control right now.
29:59Hold on.
30:00No, no, no.
30:01You sure?
30:02No, no.
30:03Okay.
30:04You gotta try it.
30:06Soon.
30:08Hey, Maximus, can we just be hard-dicked for a second?
30:15Well, yeah.
30:17Unless you guy Quintus gives me that relic, you and me are going to be in the front lines shooting at each other soon.
30:26And I know you're very good, but trust me, you don't want that heat.
30:31And I don't know, I'm just thinking, if I go home with the relic, there's no bloodshed, you know?
30:38I'll be honest with you, man.
30:43We are really up against it back home.
30:48Without that relic you found, we risk losing the Commonwealth.
30:52And if the Commonwealth falls, civilization won't last much longer.
30:58What do you mean, won't last?
31:00I mean, look at it out here.
31:02It can get worse.
31:04Trust me.
31:10Just think about it, that's all.
31:13I trust your judgement, Maximus.
31:16So should you.
31:25Oh, fuck yeah!
31:29What is it?
31:30Power signatures in a complex nearby.
31:33Looks like unauthorized automated activity.
31:36You're 2,000 miles away from home.
31:38What do you care about a couple of robots in the desert?
31:40We're the Brotherhood of Steel.
31:42We keep the wasteland safe.
31:44This is what we do.
31:47This is what we get to do.
31:52Oh, here it is!
31:58Fuck no!
32:00Come on!
32:02Come on!
32:04Yeah!
32:05Hot dog.
32:06Oh, I know.
32:08Oh, I know.
32:10Oh, I know.
32:36Captain Rodriguez of the New California Republic.
32:40Well, I can see your salutations haven't changed.
32:45Whoa!
32:46Doctor!
32:55Stop!
32:56Don't hurt him!
32:57Why not?
32:58This ghoul and the NCR go way back.
33:02We've got to be ready.
33:06They're coming any day.
33:07We've got to be ready.
33:08We've got to be ready.
33:09They're coming any day.
33:10We've got to be ready.
33:11We've got to be ready now.
33:12Well, if I may, the New California Republic may want to drop the word new, because y'all
33:20are looking dusty as hell.
33:22Where is everybody?
33:25Up here, it's just us.
33:28We've been cut off from reinforcements for more than a decade.
33:31We're coming.
33:32I guess, uh, time takes a toll on some more than others.
33:38But Shady Sands fell.
33:43We had a battalion out east.
33:45We could still get to them.
33:46Shady Sands, you do know that was over 20 years ago, right?
33:54The Legion has us boxed in.
34:01We've lost touch with our battalion.
34:03Please help us contact them.
34:05Let our people know we're still out here.
34:08It's so funny.
34:12I'm in a minor predicament.
34:14I came to the NCR looking for help based on the cozy ass assumption that the good guys
34:19would prevail in the great state of Nevada.
34:20We're winning the war.
34:22We are.
34:23Well, if this is winning, I would hate to see what losing looks like.
34:29Please, the stuff we fight for, clean water, schools, rights for folks like you, the story
34:49has it you used to believe in those things too.
34:52Please, help us, before we're captured.
34:58Ain't nobody coming, cause there ain't nobody left.
35:13Little piece of advice that's helped me sleep at night over the years.
35:25If something's dead, it's usually because it deserved to die.
35:31All right, bro.
35:37Let's do this.
35:38In here.
35:39Come on, Max.
35:43Come on, Max.
35:44I'm coming.
35:45Hold up.
35:46I'm coming.
35:47Hold up.
35:48Hello.
35:49Display.
35:50Greetings, visitor.
35:51Would you prefer a neck or foot facade today?
35:54There will be no massage.
35:55Identification.
35:56Please remove your clothing and apply a complementary power.
36:01Cancel massage.
36:02Cancel massage for the protocol.
36:03In here.
36:04Let's do this.
36:05In here.
36:06Come on, Max.
36:07In here.
36:08I'm coming.
36:09Hold up.
36:10I'm coming.
36:11Hold up.
36:12Hello.
36:13Display.
36:14Not prevention.
36:15Greetings, visitor.
36:16Would you prefer a neck or foot facade today?
36:17There will be no massage.
36:19đây will be no machac.
36:20Identification, manager.
36:21Please remove your clothing and apply a complementary power.
36:24Cancel massage for the protocol, in here.
36:27And now this one is moved on protocol, upgraded activating version.
36:30Cut with Swedish vibration pad.
36:32Inclusion, prepares to be made.
36:34Intuitual.
36:35Relaxation imenerative.
36:37Goodbye.
36:38What is that?
36:52What's this?
36:55Come on, you big metallic piece of shit!
37:07Ha ha ha, yeah!
37:10Fuck off this!
37:15That's all you got?
37:18Hey Xander, you okay?
37:28Fuck it!
37:33Hey Max!
37:36You want a piece of this?
37:38Oh hell yeah!
37:40Over here you dude!
37:41Is that a fool?
37:43Come on you good!
37:46Hey!
37:47Hey!
37:48Nice one!
37:49Ha ha, right?
37:50Boom!
37:51Boom!
37:52Yeah!
37:53Gee whiz, that felt good!
37:58Did you hear that?
37:59Yeah!
38:00You wanna turn with this?
38:01Wow!
38:02You think you...
38:03Hot dog!
38:04Hot dog!
38:05Yeah!
38:06You think you...
38:07Hot dog!
38:08Hot dog!
38:09Yeah!
38:10You think you...
38:11Hot dog!
38:12Wow!
38:13You think you...
38:14Hot dog!
38:19Hot dog!
38:21Hot dog!
38:25Yeah!
38:26へ!
38:28Whoa!
38:29wil!
38:30It's dead!
38:32Elle!?
38:33?!
38:35Come on.
39:05Come on.
39:35Come on.
40:05Come on.
40:07Now, I give you something you want, and, well, you give me something I want.
40:15Or we can put you up on a cross until you give us what we want.
40:19Well, yeah, you could do that.
40:22Or you could exterminate the last holdout of the New California Republic.
40:26I can tell you where they're hiding.
40:35Now, remember, these are the 45s.
40:46They're hard as hell to walk in.
40:48And this power armor is so goddamn hot from the fires that it's melting the snow beneath my feet.
40:53And I'm dragging this guy, you know, just dragging him through the mud and the slush.
40:59And I don't know if this poor damn grunt is dead or alive.
41:02So the first chance I get, I take cover, take a knee, open up that visor.
41:09And who do I see standing right back at me?
41:13It's Cooper Howard.
41:17That's right.
41:19And you know what he said to me?
41:21Coop.
41:21You remember?
41:26Uh, how do I look?
41:29That's a lie, ladies and gentlemen.
41:30That is a lie.
41:32I mean, the movie star Cooper Howard, he probably would have said that.
41:36But the man I was looking at, he looked up at me and he said,
41:41How are the others?
41:46Nearly burnt alive.
41:49And he was worried about our squad.
41:52Fucking marines, huh?
41:56We like to tell stories about what we did out there.
42:01Yeah, not all of them anyways.
42:05Some of them we can't tell.
42:11But the ones we do tell,
42:13we tell them to make us feel good about what we did.
42:21To give us hope that it was all for the right reasons.
42:28But we're just marines.
42:34We don't get the privilege of knowing.
42:37We just had to go off of what they told us.
42:39They told us that it was all on the line.
42:44Fate of the whole free world.
42:48With the stakes stacked that high,
42:50we didn't get much choice, did we?
42:52And I guarantee you,
42:55the guys on the other side got told the same shit.
43:00We don't get to go off of what we did.
43:01Tonight,
43:02we bury the new California Republic for gold.
43:05For gold!
43:06For gold!
43:07For gold!
43:08For gold!
43:09For gold!
43:10For gold!
43:11For gold!
43:12For gold!
43:13For gold!
43:14For gold!
43:15For gold!
43:16For gold!
43:17For gold!
43:18For gold!
43:19For gold!
43:20For gold!
43:21One of our gold!
43:22That we bet on the right side.
43:24The side that protects the people you love.
43:26Because if it did,
43:27I guess that's worth doing pretty much anything.
43:31Even something bad.
43:37Anyway,
43:39anyway
43:42thank you for the potato salad
43:45um
43:46it's good seeing all of you
43:48and uh
43:49thank you
43:51we can't leave without your award
43:55it's a um
43:58commemorative lighter
43:59so congratulations corporal
44:02thank you
44:03thank you
44:09thank you
44:19don't thank me yet
44:23this is for you
44:31I gave that to me for saving a man
44:40not for killing the three it took to do it
44:44so
44:55Maybe this was a mistake.
45:16Why?
45:16What did you do?
45:19I don't know.
45:20Maybe something good.
45:23Maybe something stupid.
45:25What did you do?
45:32What did you do?
45:39What did I do?
45:47What did you do?
45:50THE END
46:20I've got you
46:23On your feet
46:24Oh no
46:33Oh it's just a baby abomination
46:40Hey buddy
46:42Where are your friends?
46:46Well there's one there's always another
46:50Alright I know there's more of you here
46:53So you better come on out
46:55Don't worry
46:56We're not going to hurt you
46:59Oh good little ones
47:10Oh jackpot
47:16What you guys playing hide and seek?
47:20I love that game
47:21It's okay
47:24It's okay
47:24You're okay
47:25Yeah you're all okay
47:28Alright
47:31I'm going to split you up into two groups okay
47:34If you have smooth skin
47:35Walk over to this side of the table
47:38Wrinkles
47:44Stay right here in front of me okay
47:47Hey wait Xander
47:50Xander
47:51Alright smooth skins
47:53Close your eyes
47:55Please stop
47:58Hi
48:01Hello
48:02Oh if I may
48:05I'm the manager here
48:07And uh
48:08I just asked you
48:09Please don't do what you're about to do
48:12I know I don't have a lot of leverage here or anything
48:16But you know they're just
48:18They're just kids
48:19Who cares right?
48:20They're not kids
48:23They're abominations
48:25And so are you
48:28But they are kids
48:31Xander
48:32Xander come on
48:34Please Xander please stop
48:37The codex is clear on this
48:39And without the rules
48:41Where are we?
48:42Fuck the codex Xander
48:44Listen to me
48:45No
48:45No no no
48:46No no no
48:47I don't
48:48Stop Xander
48:48No no no no no
48:49No no no no
49:19Hey, man.
49:22Hey.
49:25Uh, what you been up to?
49:30I think I just started a war.
49:35Okay.
49:37Yeah, well, um, I'm the floor manager here.
49:42So it sounds like you both got a lot going on right now.
49:48Yeah.
49:49Yeah.
49:51Hot as a cottage, hot as a coal, hot dog, buddy.
49:55Well, bless my soul.
49:56I'm a rock.
49:57Rocking on down the line.
50:01Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:03Hot dog all the time.
50:06Legs like a rooster.
50:08Highs like a frog.
50:09When I hear music, I holler hot dog.
50:12I'm a rock.
50:13Rocking on down the line.
50:15Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:18Hot dog all the time.
50:23Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:25Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:28Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:30Hot dog, buddy.
50:31Hot dog, buddy, buddy.
50:32I got no money, save a dime and a quarter
50:46I could stop now, but I don't think I'll hold it
50:48Cause I'm rockin', rockin' down the line
50:51Hot dog, dirty buddy, hot dog, hardin' down
50:57Hot dog!
51:02Hot dog, dirty buddy, hot dog
51:21Hot dog, dirty buddy, hot dog
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