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Emmerdale Season 54 Episode 247


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Transcript
00:00I
00:29Oi, where are you going?
00:54Work.
00:56Well, I've only been gone a minute.
00:57I thought I'd have a bit of brecci in bed.
00:59Don't lie.
00:59You only want me for my delicious body.
01:02It's New Year's Eve.
01:03Come on, everyone else is skyping.
01:05Yeah, well, everyone else hasn't got cows to pen in.
01:08Hang on, is this because you want me tucked up because you're worried about Kev?
01:12No.
01:14He's gone quiet anyway, hasn't he?
01:15So hopefully he's found another ex-husband to terrorise.
01:18I'll tell you what, I'll nip into town and I'll get us a bottle of the good stuff for later.
01:22Right, okay, but I can't go too mad.
01:25I said I dropped my mum and Liam off at that murder mystery thing.
01:28God, you're wrong.
01:28Hey, I'll get us some fireworks and all, yeah?
01:31Oh, well, don't make them too loud, will you?
01:32You know, because I'm getting on a bit.
01:33All right.
01:34I'll tell you what, you need to cheer up because I'm starting this new year with a bang.
01:37Please tell me that Robert is not dead.
01:47Please tell me that Robert is not dead.
02:01He's not dead.
02:03Yet.
02:04Good.
02:05Because this whole thing needs a massive rethink.
02:11You can't, you can't faff about with some sex.
02:14Half the village is going to crack it.
02:17Which is why I'm choosing my moment carefully.
02:20Getting Robert alone.
02:22I'm not insane.
02:23Oh, yeah.
02:24Clearly not.
02:25You can hold on for food, yeah?
02:34Duty calls.
02:35Oh, duty.
02:37That's what we're calling it now, is it?
02:39Blowing Robert's the smithereens.
02:42You know, I've been mulling things over in your absence and...
02:45Well, there are other ways that this can end.
02:48No.
02:58No, I can't think of a single one.
03:06Ray?
03:07Hi, sorry, I was out the back.
03:09Ordering a boatload of mozzarella.
03:10You OK?
03:11I'm not going to see you later.
03:12A bit of, um, old Lanzine?
03:14Er, I'm sorry, I've got so much to sort.
03:17And, um...
03:19Look, you might as well know that I...
03:23I'm moving on.
03:25Eh?
03:26What do you mean?
03:27What, on, on?
03:29Yeah.
03:30I did say that's how it is in my line of work.
03:33Oh.
03:34What is it, er...
03:36Taxi for Ray before midnight, then?
03:38Yeah?
03:39What?
03:40What?
03:42Double time.
03:42I'm not made of money, Laurel.
03:45But I, er...
03:46I leave tomorrow.
03:50Right.
03:51OK.
03:51Oh, right.
03:53Er...
03:54So, is...
03:55What, is that it?
03:57So, I'm really confused.
03:59Did I do anything?
04:01No, it's not you.
04:02It's not you.
04:03Is this what you want?
04:04What I want, um...
04:05Er...
04:07Because if it is, that's absolutely fine.
04:09But, um...
04:13You know, cards on the table.
04:15I actually really like you.
04:18A lot.
04:19And I want you to stay here with me.
04:24Together?
04:25Yeah, together.
04:27I mean, I know...
04:27What?
04:27You know, it's really big and there's lots to consider.
04:30Like, you know, your work and your house and everything.
04:33But I, I...
04:34You know, I think...
04:36I think we're really worth a shot, don't you?
04:41Um...
04:41Yeah?
04:42Yeah, look, I've...
04:43I've sprung it on you and I've embarrassed myself.
04:46So, um...
04:48You don't have to think now, OK?
04:50About it.
04:51You don't have to give me a decision.
04:52Just eat your pizza and, um...
04:53Oh.
04:53But I like you.
04:56You know a lot.
05:03I have to go back.
05:04I have to try again.
05:05You can't force Bear to leave.
05:07He thinks that him and Ray are like that.
05:09Yeah, well, Ray tried that number on us, remember?
05:12I mean, it doesn't help that, you know, Bear's lost it a bit.
05:15Not a bit.
05:15More like a lot.
05:18If we can't get him out by tomorrow,
05:20then Ray and Celia take him with us and then that's it.
05:22He's gone.
05:24Why don't we call the police?
05:26Dylan.
05:29The last time cops were mentioned, Ray tried to kill you.
05:32Yeah, and he'll kill you if he catches you.
05:34I know how to be careful.
05:35Yeah, and so do I, by not doing it.
05:38Look, I won't bear free to, all right?
05:39But I need you alive.
05:42So please don't.
05:45OK, fine, I won't.
05:46But I still need to go up there because I told Ray that I'd help him back up.
05:50Will I see you later?
05:52Yeah.
05:53You'll get a midnight kiss, I promise.
05:59Right, here's to a new year of wedding mayhem and swollen ankles.
06:03And also, here's to piles.
06:05Oh, great, to weddings and piles.
06:07Oh, weddings and piles.
06:09Oh, that tastes like carbonated dog weed.
06:19Yes, I was alcohol free, did I not mention?
06:21No, you did not.
06:23And just because you're up the duff doesn't mean we have to suffer.
06:25Except you might need a clear head.
06:27I need a teeny favour to give our Sarah and your Jacob the best day ever.
06:33OK.
06:34How much do you want?
06:35It's not money she's after.
06:36Basically, bell rang, all right?
06:37There's some legal shenanigans, which means Sarah and Jacob cannot get hitched without giving notice.
06:43Twenty-nine days.
06:44We're pros now, aren't we?
06:45And the wedding's due to our what?
06:47To our now.
06:48Yes.
06:49What?
06:50Why are we whispering?
06:51Because Jacob and Sarah don't know you dimwit.
06:53So, what do you want me to do?
06:57Slip one of your council cronies a bob or two to sign the papers.
07:01And then wangle as a registrar who doesn't mind working on a year's day.
07:04Oh, yes.
07:05Anything else?
07:07Like resurrecting Elvis Presley?
07:12Well, I might need a small peanut if I'm going to be stuck here in.
07:18Elvis Presley.
07:20Babe, I just need to pop out, get some party poppers.
07:27Um, you see to Kerry, yeah?
07:32What are you up to?
07:34Nothing.
07:35I, er, I'm just bored.
07:37I thought I'd come see if you needed a hand with anything.
07:40Oh, it's funny you should say that.
07:42Get in.
07:43I've got something for you.
07:44It's a late Christmas present.
07:59Hey, steady.
08:08It got messy last time you did that.
08:10Why do you still have the hand?
08:11Um, it's insurance.
08:13Just, funny enough, April, there was a time when I didn't trust you.
08:17There's nothing like a murder weapon to ease the paranoia.
08:21I don't want it.
08:22Well, not even the sheets and towels from the clean-up.
08:25No, not any of it.
08:27Well, neither do I.
08:28So I figured we could bury it in 2025 and never mention it again.
08:33And then we can toddle off, make a fresh start.
08:38Agreed?
08:39I guess.
08:43Good.
08:44Well, lucky I've got a spade in the back, isn't it?
08:51Round two?
08:53Er, I think it's round 52 by now.
08:56Look, Mrs Gobby got way too gobby for her own good the other day.
09:01Me?
09:02No, Vanessa, me.
09:04This is me apologising.
09:07Oh, well, tar for flagging that up.
09:09Bye then.
09:11The test results are back.
09:13Bad.
09:14No good.
09:16There's no dodgy rogue genetics going on.
09:18Yay!
09:20And you were right.
09:21I had my big, fat, irrational head on.
09:24I'm sorry, I just wanted peace of mind.
09:27And now you've got it.
09:28Came up smelling of roses yet again.
09:32Excuse me, I thought you'd just want to know the baby was okay.
09:34I do.
09:35For Sarah.
09:37This result doesn't change the lies you're telling about Carrie and her kid.
09:40And before you start, again, I didn't send that stupid note.
09:46Obviously someone else knows your sordid little secret.
09:48Have you heard yourself?
09:50So sanctimonious.
09:51You make Claudette look rock and roll.
09:53I won't apologise for having morals.
09:55No, not when it suits.
09:57Well, how about you stop nebbing into my life and get one of your own?
10:01Because sad, bitter, lonely old woman, not strong luck for you, Vanessa.
10:04Yes, sir.
10:05So that's it.
10:33Surely it's deep enough by now.
10:39What, you want so much mud to dig it up?
11:03What is this?
11:17Reid, why have you brought an empty bag? What is going on?
11:22I'm sorry, April, but it's over.
11:33I'm sorry, April.
12:03so that's for me you're gonna put me in there are you mum is tired of you you know poking around
12:17always asking questions i don't know what you mean you can't come away with us you know too much
12:24we need to set up clean you can't like a bad hangover always ready to run your mouth
12:30no no because if you go away i promise that i will never say a word again that's not how mum wants it
12:37look if i disappear then the first thing that dad and marona will do is go to the police and then
12:43that'll be worse for you yeah but you've run away before you've just done it again they'll never buy
12:49it april this was always a possibility no no you can't please no no no don't start crying
12:57no stop bawling shut up
13:00you okay hon it didn't detonate did it
13:16oh really you know what that is don't you
13:19that bomb not going off that's a sign you know why because me and you what our futures
13:29are intertwined well because first i kill robert and then i kill you
13:35well you say that but death messy innit
13:42right just be brutally honest with me just for a minute what is it that you actually want
13:51aaron obviously ding ding correct answer now going by that logic do you really think that killing
13:59robert is the sort of thing that's going to make aaron think oh actually do you know what i
14:03i am banging at this guy after all i can work on that no you really can't
14:10i mean it's obvious innit i run off with robert you run off with aaron
14:19we both get what we want everybody lives happily ever after and nobody has to die
14:25simple yeah it is yeah i mean admit it you killing that nate character wasn't really a bit of you was it
14:38i mean imagine imagine having two more corpses on your hands i'm not sure you'd ever sleep again at night
14:47oh i didn't know van goff was invited
14:54oh happy new year
14:58we did say do it in the cheat
15:02great what about the wedding balance have we checked them or does it say congratulations on your bedding
15:07so pollard please tell me my blood pressure is not soaring for nothing
15:14uh alas i fail to be as useless as mac papers forged registrar booked
15:24come here you crafty old dog
15:27snogging fellas already not even midnight yet
15:31large merlot please
15:33we are just warming up for sarah and jacob's big i-do's tomorrow
15:38but shhh because it's a secret
15:43charity loves those
15:45tell her tracy
15:47no come together
15:49can you just try and stop me
15:56ah
15:58ah
15:59ah
16:00ah
16:01ah
16:02ah
16:03ah
16:04ah
16:06ah
16:08ah
16:09ah
16:10ah
16:11ah
16:12ah
16:13ah
16:14ah
16:15ah
16:21no
16:22no no no don't do this not for her
16:24i have to
16:26if celia wants this then where is she
16:29why is she making you do it
16:31it's the way it is
16:33she made you hurt dylan
16:35i know you didn't want to
16:37you're glad you didn't die
16:39you would have hated yourself for it
16:41and you know that celia is wrong
16:43but you're trapped and you can't get out
16:45you need to be quiet
16:47if celia really loved you then she wouldn't ask you to do the things that she does
16:51no
16:52no
16:53no
16:54no mum would
16:55not real mum
16:56stop
16:57talking
16:58but you're not like her
16:59but you're not like her you're not
17:00i just i want my dad please i need my dad please
17:03shut it
17:04you have to get him abroad
17:21out of the country
17:24easy peasy
17:26i've got a mate with a lawyer who owes me a favour
17:28next
17:29aaron
17:30you cannot see him ever again
17:32not even a christmas card
17:34robert's working in the farm
17:37top barn
17:38excellent
17:40do you know where
17:43aaron is
17:44always
17:45bangy
17:49so that is me and robert
17:51off to the costa del sol
17:52ordering a full english breakfast off all those little plastic menus with the photos of the food on it
17:59call your mate
18:00yeah
18:01get robert
18:02now
18:15oh mate
18:16i am an absolute weapons grade raging psychopath but i'm not stupid
18:22what are me and you
18:24teaming up for you to get aaron back
18:27you absolute
18:29ulcer freak
18:33aaron is laughing at you as so am i
18:41adios amigo
18:43it's getting late where are you give us a call yeah
18:49er
18:50marlon
18:51er
18:52have you seen april
18:53no should have
18:54er
18:55i think she's shopping the summit about a new jet suite
18:57ah
18:58are you er
18:59you two got party plans
19:00what limping about to do a leap
19:02you know
19:03swing by hours
19:04we can all say
19:05bog off
19:06to the world's worst year
19:07right
19:08yeah maybe i'll see what april's up for
19:10you know
19:11here is a house
19:12and
19:13i'm just going to drink
19:14i'm just going to drink
19:15it's going to be a bit
19:16it's going to be
19:17he's cheating
19:18he's all
19:19he's all
19:20we'll go for it mum
19:21cheers
19:22do you think that's it though do you think he's gone for good
19:25do you think that's it though do you think he's gone for good
19:26crazy as he is he's not daft
19:43police are on his tail he's he's legged it he's gone
19:45okay
19:46well then i'll pour us another
19:47no come on hey
19:48let's go set these up
19:49wait wait wait
19:50actually just um
19:51come here
19:52so impatient
19:53i've been waiting for this
19:54happy new year
20:01happy new year
20:17Yeah, I can hear you.
20:18Welcome in the new year!
20:22Tell me what's going on.
20:23Shut up.
20:24I'm thinking.
20:28Run.
20:32Didn't you hear me?
20:35Oh.
20:44The ball's in your court.
20:47What about Celia?
20:57I don't know.
20:59Well, she won't let this drop.
21:01I know.
21:02She'll kill us.
21:04So run.
21:05What? Where?
21:06Anywhere.
21:08Stay away.
21:10I can't do this.
21:13Not anymore.
21:14I want out.
21:15I want a...
21:16I want a different life.
21:17Yeah.
21:19Listen.
21:20I will deal with Celia.
21:22You disappear.
21:23If you come back alive,
21:25she won't stop until all your family are dead.
21:29So go.
21:31Go!
21:32Go.
21:33Go.
21:34Go.
21:38Go.
21:39Go.
21:41Go.
21:42Go.
21:43Go.
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