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Emmerdale S54E247 Wednesday, 31st December 2025
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00:23Oh, my God.
00:52What are you doing?
00:54Work.
00:55Well, I've only been gone a minute. I thought I'd have a bit of brekkie in bed.
00:58Don't lie. You only want me for my delicious body.
01:01It's New Year's Eve. Come on, everyone else is skyping.
01:04Yeah, well, everyone else hasn't got cows to pen in.
01:07Hang on, is this because you want me tucked up cos you're worried about Kev?
01:11No.
01:13He's gone quiet anyway, hasn't he? So hopefully he's found another ex-husband to terrorise.
01:17I'll tell you what, I'll nip into town and I'll get us a bottle of the good stuff for later.
01:21Right, okay, but I can't go too mad.
01:24I said I dropped my mum at Liam after that murder mystery thing.
01:27God, you're old. Hey, I'll get us some fireworks and all, yeah?
01:30Oh, well, don't make them too loud, will you? You know, cos I'm getting on a bit.
01:33All right, grandad. I'll tell you what, you need to cheer up cos I'm starting this new year with a bang.
01:37Please tell me that Robert is not dead.
01:52What?
01:56I said, please tell me that Robert is not dead.
02:01He's not dead. Yet.
02:04Good. Because...
02:07this whole thing needs a massive rethink.
02:10Can't... can't faff about with some sex.
02:14Half the village is gonna crack it.
02:17Which is why I'm choosing my moment carefully.
02:20I'm getting Robert alone. I'm not insane.
02:22Oh, yeah. Clearly not.
02:28You can hold on for food, yeah?
02:33Duty calls.
02:34Oh, duty.
02:36That's what we're calling it now, is it?
02:38Blowing Robert to smithereens.
02:40You have been mulling things over in your absence and...
02:44well...
02:45there are other ways that this can end.
02:55No.
02:57No, I can't think of a single one.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:05Ray?
03:06Hi, sorry, I was out the back.
03:08Ordering a boatload of mozzarella.
03:09You okay?
03:10I'm not gonna see you later.
03:11A bit of, um, old Lanzine?
03:13Er...
03:14I'm sorry, I just got...
03:15I've got so much to sort and, um...
03:19Look, you might as well know that I...
03:22I'm moving on.
03:24Eh?
03:25What... what do you mean?
03:26Well, on, on?
03:27Yeah.
03:29I did say that's how it is in my line of work.
03:32Oh!
03:33What is it, er...
03:34Taxi for Ray before midnight, then?
03:37Yeah?
03:38What?
03:39What?
03:41Double time.
03:42I'm not made of money, Laurel.
03:44But I, er...
03:47I leave tomorrow.
03:49Right.
03:50Okay.
03:51Oh, right.
03:52Er...
03:54So, what, is that it?
03:55So, I'm really confused.
03:58Did I do anything?
04:00No, it's not you.
04:01It's not you.
04:02Is this what you want?
04:03What I want, um...
04:06Er...
04:07Because if it is, that's absolutely fine.
04:12But, um...
04:13You know, cards on the table.
04:14I, I actually really like you.
04:17A lot.
04:19And I want you to stay here with me.
04:23What, together?
04:24Yeah, together.
04:26I mean, I know...
04:27You know, it's really big and there's lots to consider.
04:29Like, you know, your work and...
04:31And your house and everything.
04:32But I, I...
04:33You know, I think...
04:35I think we're really worth a shot, don't you?
04:39Erm...
04:40Erm...
04:41Yeah?
04:42Yeah, look, I've...
04:43I've sprung it on you and I've embarrassed myself, so, erm...
04:47You don't have to think now.
04:49Okay?
04:50About it.
04:51You don't have to give me a decision.
04:52Just eat your pizza and, erm...
04:53Oh.
04:55But I like you.
04:56You know a lot.
04:57I have to go back.
04:58I have to try again.
04:59You can't force Bear to leave.
05:00He thinks that him and Ray are like that.
05:01Yeah, well, Ray tried that number on us.
05:02Remember?
05:03I mean, it doesn't help that, you know, Bear's lost it a bit.
05:04Not a bit.
05:05More like a lot.
05:06If we can't get him out by tomorrow, then Ray and Celia take him with us and then that's
05:21it.
05:22He's gone.
05:23Why don't we call the police?
05:25Dylan.
05:28The last time cops were mentioned, Ray tried to kill you.
05:31Yeah, and he'll kill you if he catches you.
05:33I know how to be careful.
05:34Yeah, and so do I, by not doing it.
05:37Look, I won't bear free to, alright, but I need you alive.
05:41So, please don't.
05:44Okay, fine.
05:45I won't, but I still need to go up there cos I told Ray that I'd help him back up.
05:49Will I see you later?
05:51Yeah.
05:52You'll get a midnight kiss, I promise.
05:54Right, here's to a new year of wedding mayhem and swollen ankles.
06:02And also, here's to piles.
06:04Oh, great!
06:05To weddings and piles!
06:07Oh, weddings and piles!
06:08Oh!
06:09Ooh, that tastes like carbonated dogweed.
06:18Yes, I was alcohol free.
06:19Did I not mention?
06:20No, you did not.
06:21And just because you're up the duff doesn't mean we have to suffer.
06:24Except you might need a clear head.
06:26I need a teeny favour.
06:28To give our Sarah and your Jacob the best day ever.
06:31Okay.
06:32How much do you want?
06:34It's not money she's after.
06:35Basically, bell rang, alright.
06:36There's some legal shenanigans which means Sarah and Jacob cannot get hitched without giving notice.
06:4129 days.
06:42We're pros now, aren't we?
06:44And the wedding's due to our what?
06:46To our what?
06:47No.
06:48Yes.
06:49What?
06:50Why are we whispering?
06:51Because Jacob and Sarah don't know you dimwits.
06:53So, what do you want me to do?
06:56Slip one of your council cronies a bob or two to sign the papers.
07:00And then wangle us a registrar who doesn't mind working on a year's day.
07:03Oh, yes.
07:04Anything else?
07:06Like resurrecting Elvis Presley?
07:11Well, I might need a small peanut if I'm gonna be stuck yo in.
07:18Elvis Presley.
07:24Babe, I just need to pop out, get some party poppers.
07:27Erm, you see to Kerry, yeah?
07:32What are you up to?
07:34Nothing.
07:35I, er...
07:36I'm just bored.
07:37I thought I'd come see if you needed a hand with anything.
07:39Oh, it's funny you should say that.
07:41Get in.
07:43I've got something for you.
07:53It's a late Christmas present.
08:06Oi!
08:07Steady.
08:08It got messy last time you did that.
08:09Why do you still have that?
08:10Erm, it's insurance.
08:12Just, funny enough, April, there was a time when I didn't trust you.
08:16There's nothing like a murder weapon to ease the paranoia.
08:20I don't want it.
08:21What?
08:22Not even the sheets and towels from the clean-up?
08:24No, not any of it!
08:26Well, neither do I.
08:27So I figured we could bury it in 2025 and never mention it again.
08:33And then we can toddle off, make a fresh start.
08:37Agreed?
08:39I guess.
08:42Good.
08:43Well, lucky I've got a spade in the back, innit?
08:51Round two?
08:52Er, I think it's round 52 by now.
08:56Look.
08:57Mrs Gobby got way too gobby for her own good the other day.
09:01Me?
09:03No, Vanessa, me!
09:04This is me apologising.
09:05Oh, well, tar for flagging that up.
09:09Bye then.
09:11The test results are back.
09:13Bad.
09:14No good.
09:16There's no dodgy rogue genetics going on, yay!
09:19And you were right.
09:21I had my big, fat, irrational head on.
09:24I'm sorry, I just wanted peace of mind.
09:27And now you've got it.
09:28Came up smelling of roses yet again.
09:31Excuse me, I thought you'd just want to know the baby was okay.
09:33I do.
09:35For Sarah.
09:37This result doesn't change the lies you're telling about Carrie and her kid.
09:40And before you start, again, I didn't send that stupid note.
09:45Obviously someone else knows your sordid little secret.
09:48Have you heard yourself?
09:50So sanctimonious.
09:52You make Claudette look rock and roll.
09:53I won't apologise for having morals.
09:55No, not when it suits.
09:57Well, how about you stop nebbing into my life and get one of your own?
10:00Because sad, bitter, lonely old woman, not strong.
10:02Look for you, Vanessa.
10:03Thank you, Vanessa.
10:06Thank you, Vanessa.
10:37Surely it's deep enough by now.
10:40What, you want so much mud to dig it up?
10:42What is this?
11:07Green, why have you brought an empty bag? What is going on?
11:22I'm sorry, April.
11:24But it's over.
11:25It's over.
11:55So that's for me. You're going to put me in there, are you?
12:14Mum, it's tired of you.
12:16You know, poking around, always asking questions.
12:19I don't know what you mean.
12:21You can't come away with us.
12:22You know too much.
12:23We need to set up clean.
12:25You can.
12:26You're like a bad hangover.
12:28Always ready to run your mouth.
12:30No.
12:31No.
12:32Because if you go away, I promise that I will never say a word again.
12:35That's not how Mum wants it.
12:37Look, if I disappear, then the first thing that Dan and Marona will do is go to the police and then that'll be worse for you.
12:44Yeah, but you've run away before.
12:45You've just done it again.
12:47They'll never buy it.
12:48April, this was always a possibility.
12:52No.
12:53No, you can't.
12:54Please.
12:55No, no, no.
12:56Don't start crying.
12:57No.
12:58Stop bawling.
12:59Shut up.
13:13You okay, hon?
13:14It didn't detonate, did it?
13:15Oh.
13:16Really?
13:17You know what that is, don't you?
13:19That bomb not going off.
13:22That's a sign.
13:23You know why?
13:25Because me and you, what?
13:27Our futures are intertwined.
13:30Well, because first I kill Robert and then I kill you.
13:35Well, you say that, but death.
13:38Messy, innit?
13:43Right, just be brutally honest with me, just for a minute, what is it that you actually want?
13:50Aaron, obviously.
13:51Ding, ding.
13:52Correct answer.
13:53Now, going by that logic, do you really think that killing Robert is the sort of thing that's
13:59going to make Aaron think, oh, actually, do you know what?
14:02I am banging into this guy after all.
14:04I can work on that.
14:05No, you really can't.
14:09I mean, it's obvious, innit?
14:14I run off with Robert.
14:15You run off with Aaron.
14:18We both get what we want.
14:19Everybody lives happily ever after.
14:22And nobody has to die.
14:24Simple.
14:25Yeah.
14:26It is, innit?
14:29I mean, I admit it.
14:30You killing that Nate character, wasn't it?
14:34Not really a bit of you, was it?
14:38I mean, imagine...
14:40Imagine having two more corpses on your hands.
14:44I'm not sure you'd ever sleep again at night.
14:50Aww.
14:52I didn't know Van Gogh was invited.
14:55Oh!
14:56Happy New Year!
15:00We did say do it in the cheap.
15:03Great.
15:04What about the wedding ballads?
15:05Have I checked them, or does it say congratulations on your bedding?
15:09So, Pollard.
15:11Please tell me my blood pressure is not soaring for nothing.
15:14Er...
15:16Alas, I...
15:18failed to be as useless as Mac.
15:21Papers forged, registrar booked.
15:23Oh, come here, you crafty old dog!
15:26Ha ha ha ha!
15:28Snogging fellas already?
15:29Not even midnight yet.
15:31Large Merlot, please.
15:32We are, er, just warming up for Sarah and Jacob's big I-do's tomorrow.
15:37But, shh, cos it's a secret.
15:41Oh, Charity loves those.
15:44Oh, Tracey.
15:47Oh, come together!
15:49Can you just try and stop me?
15:50Can you just try and stop me?
15:51Oh!
15:52Oh!
15:54Oh!
15:56Oh!
15:57Oh!
15:59Oh!
16:00Oh!
16:02Oh!
16:04Oh!
16:06Oh!
16:08Oh!
16:10Oh!
16:12Oh!
16:13Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:16Oh!
16:20No!
16:21No, no, no, don't do this!
16:22Not for her!
16:24I have to.
16:26If Celia wants this, then where is she?
16:29Why is she making you do it?
16:31It's the way it is.
16:33She made you hurt Dylan.
16:35I know you didn't want to.
16:37You're glad you didn't die.
16:39You would have hated yourself for it.
16:41And you know that Celia is wrong, but you're trapped and you can't get out!
16:44You need to be quiet.
16:47If Celia really loved you, then she wouldn't ask you to do the things that she does.
16:52No, no mum would.
16:54Not real mum.
16:56Stop talking.
16:58But you're not like her, you're not.
17:00I just, I want my dad, please. I need my dad, please.
17:03Shut it!
17:04You have to get him abroad.
17:22Out of the country.
17:24Easy peasy.
17:25I've got a mate with Lauren who owes me a favour.
17:27Next.
17:29Aaron.
17:30Cannot see him ever again.
17:32Not even a Christmas card.
17:35Robert's working in the farm.
17:37Top barn.
17:39Excellent.
17:41Do you know where Aaron is?
17:44Always.
17:48Banging.
17:49So that is me and Robert.
17:50Off to the Costa del Sol.
17:52Ordering a full English breakfast off one of them little plastic menus with the photos of the food on it.
17:58Call your mate.
18:00Get Robert. Now.
18:01Now.
18:14Oh mate.
18:16I am an absolute weapons grade raging psychopath but I'm not stupid.
18:22What, me and you?
18:24Teaming up for you to get Aaron back?
18:26You absolute awesome freak.
18:29Aaron is laughing at you as so am I.
18:40Adios amigo.
18:46It's getting late.
18:47Where are you?
18:48Give us a call, yeah?
18:50Marlon.
18:51Have you seen April?
18:53No, should have.
18:54I think she's shopping.
18:55There's something about her new dress.
18:56Oh.
18:57Are you, er, you two got party plans?
19:00What, limping about to do a leap?
19:02You know, swing by hours.
19:03We can all say, bog off to the world's worst year.
19:07Alright, yeah, maybe I'll see what April's up for.
19:09I'm just gonna drink.
19:10I'm just gonna drink.
19:11I'm just gonna drink.
19:12I'm just gonna drink.
19:13He's cheating.
19:14We'll go for it, mum.
19:15Cheers.
19:16We'll go for it, mum.
19:17Cheers.
19:18Cheers, mate!
19:28Cheers!
19:30Cheers!
19:34Cheers!
19:36Cheers!
19:38Cheers!
19:40Cheers.
19:42Excuse me!
19:43Nature and Eye fever
19:47Do you think that's it though? Do you think he's gone for good?
19:52Crazy as he is, he's not daft.
19:55Police are on his tail. He's legged it. He's gone.
19:58Okay. Well then I'll pour us another.
20:01No, come on. Hey. Let's go set these off.
20:04Wait, wait. Actually, just erm...
20:07Come here.
20:09You're so impatient.
20:11I've been waiting years for this.
20:14Happy New Year. Happy New Year.
20:21Tell me what's going on. Shut up. I'm thinking.
20:27Run.
20:31Didn't you hear me?
20:33Oh.
20:35The ball's in your court.
20:53What...
20:54What about Celia?
20:56I don't know.
20:58Well...
20:59She won't let this drop.
21:00I know.
21:01She'll kill us.
21:04So run.
21:05What? Where?
21:06Anywhere.
21:08Stay away.
21:10I can't do this.
21:12Not anymore.
21:14I want out. I want a...
21:15I want a different life.
21:17Yeah.
21:18Listen.
21:19I will deal with Celia.
21:21You disappear.
21:22If you come back alive...
21:25She won't stop until all your family are dead.
21:28So go.
21:30Go!
21:31I want to see you.
21:32I don't want to see you.
21:34I'm sorry.
21:35I need you.
21:36I'm sorry.
21:38I need you.
21:40I need you to know!
21:41I'm sorry.
21:43No, you're not.
21:44A little bit.
21:46It's never the last thing you didn't know.
21:48He's gone.
21:49He's gone!
21:51I'm sorry.
21:52He's gone!
21:53He's gone!
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