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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - Season 6 Episode 15 -
Opas and Outbursts
Opas and Outbursts
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00:00Previously on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
00:13It's so beautiful.
00:16Oh, my God.
00:17I don't like this.
00:18Oh, my God.
00:20Oh, no, Meredith, it's a pool party, not a business meeting.
00:24Well, hello, Blenie.
00:25Oh, damn.
00:27Happy Mother's Day.
00:29James.
00:29Happy Mother's Day.
00:30Right.
00:31Yeah, Happy Mother's Day.
00:32Mother's Days are usually bittersweet for me.
00:35We're all here on Mother's Day without our kids.
00:38What I said about pill popping and alcoholism is a very slippery soap.
00:42And so I'm sorry that I called you those names, Meredith.
00:45Okay, great.
00:46We're making headway.
00:48I trademarked high body count.
00:50Why would you do that?
00:51Because I was the one that took it on the chin.
00:53I think that's super embarrassing.
00:55She said it first.
00:57She said it's about me.
00:58Now you sound like a fool, Brittany.
01:01We're supposed to be out having fun, and instead we're hyper-focused on trademarks and hair.
01:05You okay?
01:23No.
01:25Wake up.
01:26No.
01:26No.
01:26Good morning.
01:31Good morning.
01:41Oh my God.
01:45We collided the glass jar, slummed in my face.
02:00The sweet guy bringing our breakfast, turns a corner, and boom.
02:05We just collided.
02:07Oh my gosh.
02:08There's no lie.
02:09I'm a little accident prone, but a tray to the face.
02:13This is too much.
02:14Oh, look, it cut the inside of my lip.
02:17Angie, you can travel with a reusable ice pack at this point.
02:20Everywhere we go.
02:22This made the broken finger feel like nothing.
02:24Your little seahorse nose is so...
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh no!
02:28Oh, the door closed on my hands.
02:29Oh my God.
02:30Oh no!
02:31Oh!
02:32Holy s***.
02:33I felt like crying.
02:34That, that, yeah?
02:36It looks like you have a fat lip, right?
02:38Look, is this all swan?
02:39No, her lip always looks like that.
02:40She pays good money for that.
02:41Angie might have enough lip filler that it prevented her nose from breaking or like losing
02:47a tooth.
02:48It was like a seatbelt for her face, that lip filler.
02:51It really saved Angie.
02:53Angie, you hurt yourself again.
03:04Good morning.
03:06Good morning.
03:07What are you doing?
03:08I'm just sitting here.
03:09I put like a little mask on.
03:11And I gotta let it sit for 20 minutes.
03:13Oh my gosh.
03:13Oh wait, you have a blanket on.
03:14You look so good.
03:16She does such a good job with my makeup.
03:18Oh my gosh.
03:18I want to move her to America.
03:20What's going on?
03:21You seem happier today.
03:22First of all, I slept really well last night.
03:25That's good.
03:26Like a rock, which was very much needed.
03:29Oh my gosh.
03:29I slept like the same.
03:30Especially after drinking piƱa coladas.
03:34I don't think that helps you sleep, Lisa.
03:37I think that actually disrupts it.
03:39I only had so much fun last night that I just like crashed.
03:42Oh my gosh.
03:43Oh my gosh.
03:44Oh my gosh.
03:45Oh my gosh.
03:46Oh my gosh.
03:47Oh my gosh.
03:48Kenji's really into it.
03:49Because you're right in there at his coochie level.
03:51There it is.
03:52Yes, Lisa.
03:53I know.
03:55That was fun.
03:56That was actually really fun.
03:58I'm starting the day on a good note.
04:01Like, we are in Greece.
04:03We are friends.
04:04Like, let's just pull it together and have some fun so we can reflect back on this someday
04:09as being great and positive and that we acted like mature adults.
04:14And we're able to set aside our differences to have a little fun.
04:19I gotta finish my hair.
04:28We have eight ladies total.
04:40I'm going to warn you, they're probably going to be fighting over who's going to wear what.
04:45But we'll just call them up one at a time.
04:47I want blue.
04:48See, it's already happening.
04:49Oh, little dresses.
04:51The flying dress photo shoot is a quintessential Greek experience.
04:55You pick a gorgeous dress and then we get our photos taken on the epic white stairs of Ea.
05:01I feel like I should do the purple.
05:03Do it.
05:04It's pretty.
05:05I love it.
05:06It's going to be a keepsake they can have for the rest of their lives.
05:09Well, she picked the ugliest color.
05:11Okay, we'll get everyone changed.
05:13Thanks, Artemis.
05:15Don't trip.
05:16Here we go.
05:17I don't know why every trip we go on has to involve dressing up.
05:22Usually I show off to the point where I walk into a beach club and people are like, I die for your outfit.
05:28The only thing I liked was when they all dressed like me.
05:31I have a reservation for eight Lisa's.
05:33Eight Lisa's.
05:35All these lovelies.
05:39I mean, Heather has the full train rolling.
05:40She needs help.
05:41The full train.
05:42Oh, wait, whoa.
05:43Watch out, it's under the door.
05:44Uh-oh, I slipped a nip.
05:46It'll be fine.
05:47Okay.
05:48Hello.
05:49Hi.
05:50From Santarini Photo Agency.
05:51I will be your photographer for today.
05:52Okay.
05:53Nice to meet you.
05:54Beautiful.
05:55You look great.
05:56All of you.
05:57So we can start take some group shots right there.
06:11Okay.
06:12Okay.
06:13This is just absolutely picturesque.
06:15So look at me.
06:18I think this is so much fun.
06:20This is right up my alley.
06:21It's touristy.
06:22All of us are going to do it together.
06:24There's no talking involved in a photo.
06:26So I have a feeling we might leave with a souvenir that looks like we had a nice time on this trip.
06:31And everybody's in a good mood.
06:33Three, two, one.
06:34Ow!
06:35It looks so stunning.
06:36Look at that profile.
06:38Go, Ang.
06:39You look like a mother.
06:41In my red dress with my nipple hanging out.
06:44Are you freaking cheering me?
06:45In her Versace with her nipple hanging out.
06:46Okay.
06:47I got you.
06:48You don't have to do three, two, one.
06:49Just take a bunch and I'll just move around a little bit.
06:50The three, two, one is about the throwing.
06:51Just to let her know.
06:52Oh, gotcha.
06:53Okay, okay, okay.
06:54Okay.
06:55Okay.
06:56Okay.
06:57Okay.
06:58Okay.
06:59Okay.
07:00I feel like a ray of sunshine wearing orange.
07:03Three, two, one.
07:04I feel like Eos, the goddess of the morning sky.
07:09Yes.
07:10Three, two, one.
07:11It's so good, Mary.
07:12I'd want to be a Greek goddess of realness.
07:15Work it.
07:16Three, two, one.
07:17If I were a Greek goddess, I'd want to be a Greek goddess of realness.
07:20Work it.
07:21Work it.
07:22Three, two, one.
07:23If I were a Greek goddess, I would be the Greek goddess of feta.
07:26If it didn't smell weird.
07:28Three, two, one.
07:31Oh, gorgeous, Meredith.
07:32If I was a Greek goddess, I would be the goddess of the sea.
07:36Because I would be swimming with all the sturgeon to get more caviar.
07:41Mother is serving.
07:45Have you noticed how happy Meredith is?
07:48She's like happy as queen, like old Meredith.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Can I whisper too?
07:53What are you whispering about?
07:54Just Meredith's like full switch up.
07:56I mean, it's a big comeback.
07:58Is this the pool?
07:59You know?
08:00How long do you think it's going to last?
08:02I hope it lasts the whole trip.
08:04Based on her pattern, it'll last until tomorrow morning.
08:10What are we, what's the plan this afternoon after photos?
08:14What are we all doing?
08:15Well, I'm hungry.
08:16So I'm going to go to lunch.
08:17Same.
08:18Okay.
08:19Okay.
08:20We could go to the spa if we wanted to.
08:21I would like the spa.
08:22I would love to go to the spa.
08:23I'm going to eat lunch.
08:24I'm starving.
08:25I'm going to the spa.
08:26Okay.
08:27Let's go.
08:28Okay.
08:29You got your dress?
08:30You want to get your dress stuff all set first?
08:31There we go.
08:32Why am I going first?
08:33Okay, let's go.
08:34That looks so dangerous.
08:35Oh my God.
08:48Welcome.
08:49Hi.
08:50How are you?
08:51Good.
08:52I'm so excited.
08:53Hi.
08:54My name is Liliana.
08:55Nice to meet you.
08:56Nice to meet you.
08:57Welcome to our Avexia spine and Drone's Arcadia.
09:02So let's go to our relaxation area.
09:05Just what you're saying.
09:06Excuse me.
09:07These two struggle with this.
09:09Do you see what it says?
09:11Quiet zone.
09:12Signs mean nothing with this group.
09:14This is the one you're going to have to worry about right here.
09:17She talks a lot and she's loud when she's mad.
09:20There are only two volumes, loud and louder.
09:23Yeah, you talk a lot too.
09:30I'm so glad we get to the lunch.
09:32I know I'm starving.
09:33I think it's up here.
09:34Oh my God.
09:35I love it.
09:36Gorgeous.
09:38Wow.
09:39Look how beautiful.
09:40Wow.
09:41Hi.
09:42Prefer to start with some steel or sparkling water?
09:45Steel for me, please.
09:46Yeah, I do.
09:47Steel, please.
09:48Okay, perfect.
09:50The dress.
09:51What did you think of that?
09:52That was so cool.
09:53It was so fun.
09:54You see, Meredith and I were both wearing blue and we walked in together.
09:58She held my dress.
09:59I was like, oh.
10:00I didn't see it.
10:01You guys have come a long way since lunch yesterday.
10:03From lunch yesterday to lunch today.
10:04It's been a long.
10:05It's been 24 hours.
10:06Uh-huh.
10:07Uh-huh.
10:08It's a big change.
10:09It's a good change.
10:10Kind of unexpected.
10:11I'm a little worried about Meredith.
10:12I'm concerned.
10:15What concerns you?
10:16Her behavior?
10:17I mean, the obvious.
10:18You see.
10:19Yeah.
10:20I'm worried too.
10:22I have been for a while.
10:25You've lived some of my chapter with supporting my dad.
10:30You know, he would have similar behaviors that Meredith has.
10:35He'd have massive mood swings.
10:39And one minute, we are so good.
10:42And the next minute, he'd rage.
10:44I think what really led me to finally voice something to you is that usually Meredith is always like, she's got it out and been able to bring herself back down.
10:53But this time, the rage was uncontrollable.
10:57But then the next time we see her, she doesn't even remember that it happened.
11:01She doesn't take accountability for it.
11:04I can see that there's something going on.
11:07I think Meredith needs help.
11:21I think Meredith needs help.
11:23What do you mean by that?
11:25That's why she's fragile.
11:29That's not my Meredith.
11:31Okay.
11:32Meredith's going through something.
11:33Mm-hmm.
11:34And that is taking a toll on her mental.
11:37I really think so.
11:38The way she's acting and her behavior, something's going on.
11:42Yeah.
11:43She has too many highs, too many lows, too many mediums.
11:48And it's not adding up.
11:49It doesn't add up.
11:50It switches.
11:51She's mad.
11:52One day, she's okay.
11:53The next day, she's livid.
11:55The next day, she's in a rage.
11:56Not even the next day.
11:57Sometimes, same day, it changes.
11:59I mean, the pattern is pattering.
12:01We all see it.
12:02Yeah.
12:03But what saddens me is that she doesn't.
12:05Mm-hmm.
12:06Do you feel the same way?
12:07That's about to make me cry.
12:08Yeah.
12:09I know.
12:10That is sad.
12:11That's really sad to say.
12:12Oh, Mary.
12:13I'm sorry.
12:14I know.
12:15I know.
12:16I know.
12:19I love how much you love her.
12:20I can see that you care about her.
12:21She's suffering and I can see it.
12:23It's not right.
12:25I just, I don't know how to help her.
12:29I'm doing the best I can.
12:32I just, I just, she has to help herself.
12:38Yeah.
12:39When you love people, you, me, I overlook or I excuse or I find reason why they behave in the way they do when I know it's not normal.
12:53Because just dealing with my child and know, I know my kid, I know when he's off.
12:58I know when he's, I mean, now I do.
13:01And I recognize in the behaviors and, you know, not being able to control your anger or control your emotions.
13:07I live with that.
13:11I've been dealing with it, you know?
13:13So, when I see Meredith, it just tugs at me in a whole different light because I, I recognize it.
13:22Mm-hmm.
13:29So, we're all just kind of guessing what's going on with Meredith.
13:34And in my case, I'm hoping that she's all right.
13:37But it doesn't look good.
13:39I seen the signs with my son and I missed them.
13:42I have them down pack now and I know the signs.
13:45And I know that something's not right.
13:49It's hard.
13:50Mm-hmm.
13:52No.
13:54I feel like we all know we just don't talk about it.
13:56I know.
13:57I know.
14:10Amen.
14:11I'm also worried about something and that feels weird.
14:22Uh, I don't know what to say about this.
14:24Well, say it.
14:26I mean, this happened in January.
14:29So, I've been thinking about it for a couple months now.
14:31I, uh, I ran into Seth out in New York.
14:36Todd and I were at this Italian restaurant.
14:38He stops and says, oh, Todd.
14:39And he said hi to Todd.
14:40And Todd was like, what are you doing?
14:41Mm-hmm.
14:42And he was like, oh, well, I'm with an investor.
14:44And it felt weird.
14:45What are you saying?
14:46Uh, I'm saying I saw Seth with a woman at a restaurant.
14:52Shut up.
14:53Mm-hmm.
14:54Mm-hmm.
14:55And my first.
14:56Shut up.
14:57My first thought was not, oh, Seth's on a date with someone.
15:00Because I'm not like that.
15:01And I wouldn't want someone to assume that.
15:03But I'm starting to feel like, as I watch her be so defensive about people talking about her marriage.
15:08Mm-hmm.
15:09There's something wrong here.
15:10Like, when I was going through something with Todd and I wasn't all the way through it,
15:15I was very defensive.
15:16Right.
15:17I felt very vulnerable.
15:19When you and your partner are rocky, it's very scary.
15:22And I kind of get that same fear from, do you feel a fear from her when you talk to her?
15:28It's like this real wall, this very protective thing.
15:31Yeah.
15:32Or a lash out.
15:33She can't handle that.
15:34I know, I'm not interested.
15:35It's like she's scared to death of something.
15:36I feel like when stuff is said and it's not true, it doesn't bother you.
15:41Yeah.
15:42Not like that.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:44Well, what do we do?
15:57We start this.
15:58Oh, it's warm.
15:59Yeah.
16:00It's like really warm.
16:01Okay.
16:02It's too deep.
16:03I'm going to go back.
16:04No.
16:05It feels like you don't want to have to pee.
16:06It's crazy.
16:07It doesn't make you want to pee.
16:08I feel like I need to.
16:09Hold on.
16:10I just woke up.
16:11You're in line.
16:12You're in line.
16:13You're in line.
16:14You're in line.
16:15shh.
16:16You're in line.
16:17why would you do that?
16:18Why would you do that?
16:19You're in life.
16:21Shh.
16:27Why would you do that?
16:29I'm like a hero.
16:38Why would she do that?
16:41She's so good.
16:42Well, Brittany's doing what everyone hates,
16:45which is being Brittany
16:46and bringing this playful la-la-la-la-la
16:50you know, attitude
16:52to what should be a very serious spa day.
16:57That was so dumb.
16:57That's why I say she's not funny.
16:59She thinks she's funny, but she's not dumb.
17:01No one in a spa is splashing each other.
17:04It's the wrong environment.
17:06Like, maybe she's never been to a spa.
17:08I don't know.
17:09Brittany, we don't want to redo our hair
17:12before we go to dinner tonight.
17:13Stop doing that.
17:14I'm funny, remember?
17:17I'm funny.
17:18You're not funny.
17:20It's rude.
17:21It's rude.
17:22We're in Greece.
17:23Have a little fun.
17:24I've got to get out of here.
17:25I feel good.
17:26I feel relaxed.
17:27Let's go.
17:27Last trip, I had buckets of water
17:30being poured over my head.
17:32Oh, no!
17:34Oh, my God!
17:36No, you didn't!
17:38And you guys can't handle
17:39a little splashy splash?
17:41It's rude.
17:42Coming up...
17:45Yama!
17:46I've got a drink!
17:48Yama!
17:49Great for the week!
17:50Sip it or we just drink it?
17:51I drink it.
17:52I just lick it.
17:53Everyone do it like Mary.
17:54Everyone drink it like Mary.
17:55It's delicious.
17:55You guys, I'm going to grab a glass of water.
18:07I know.
18:08Same.
18:08You guys, we have to be really quiet.
18:10Okay.
18:10Okay.
18:11Because we are already too loud.
18:13I mean, this is very zen.
18:15So zen.
18:18You're welcome.
18:19I could take a nap here.
18:23Meredith, you've got to whisper.
18:25You've got to whisper.
18:27Whisper.
18:28I know.
18:29I'm whispering.
18:30Because we can't be loud in here.
18:32Meredith and I have a love scene.
18:34I'm snuggling.
18:35She loves to snuggle.
18:36Do you like to snuggle, Meredith?
18:38No.
18:39I'm good.
18:40Why did you get her hair wet?
18:42She had a fresh blowout.
18:47It took me an hour to blow my hair out this morning with a bad hand.
18:53And you poured water on it.
18:54And I had a really bad morning.
18:56Why did you do that?
18:57And it's crusty.
18:59Because I wanted to lighten the mood.
19:01Why did we need the mood light?
19:03And we're in a zen state.
19:06You're a hair expert.
19:08Who cares?
19:09It takes an hour.
19:10It does not take her an hour.
19:11She's an expert.
19:12Your hair is synthetic.
19:13It doesn't ache as long.
19:15It is not synthetic.
19:16It's real hair.
19:19Came from a real head.
19:21Had real follicles.
19:22And it feels crusty.
19:24Oh, it does feel crusty.
19:25Yeah.
19:26So it's like people's piss.
19:28I wash my hair with the most expensive products.
19:30I scissor the treatment in.
19:32I blow it out with full tension so it looks like glass.
19:35And then I finish it off with a very nice oil.
19:38This takes some serious work.
19:41We're too old to dump water on each other's hair.
19:44So there's a reason that your hair looks like, well, like it does.
19:49And my hair looks like it does.
19:52This is so irritating to me because not one of you ladies who were supposed to be my friends
19:58has even asked me if Olivia texted me yesterday.
20:01Then why would you say something nasty about me when I was upset about a similar situation?
20:07It's going to be okay.
20:08No, it's not changing.
20:10Brooks is unapplied.
20:11I will not speak to him.
20:12That was my chance to talk to him.
20:14I'm hurt and I'm sad.
20:17Well, I didn't get to talk to my kids for three years, so.
20:20Of course.
20:21It's all about you.
20:22I'm saying at least you get to see your kids.
20:27I didn't get to see my kids for three years.
20:29Yeah, but that was based on your choices.
20:31Not based on...
20:32It was not based on my choices.
20:34You have no idea what I've been through.
20:36But you have said to the group that based on your decisions, your kids did not do that.
20:40And you put men before your kids.
20:41You said that.
20:42I did.
20:42But that was being very vulnerable and self-deprecating.
20:46But then don't judge her based on how she mothers.
20:48I'm not judging her.
20:49When you don't want people to judge you based on how you mother.
20:51Okay, this is totally like apples and oranges.
20:54How is it different?
20:55You can comment on my child, but she can't comment on yours.
20:58Because you used it to deflect.
20:59No, I did not.
21:00I didn't.
21:00You were in a fucking cooking class.
21:02I didn't.
21:02You were in the middle of the heated argument and then you start crying.
21:06It isn't the trademark of the length of your hair.
21:09I'm body count.
21:10That's just the last straw.
21:12I just had the worst mother's day ever.
21:16Oh, no.
21:16Oh, my God.
21:17Wait, what happened?
21:18Like, nobody's called you to sleep.
21:21It's so early there.
21:23It's so early there.
21:23It's not that early.
21:25I'm sorry.
21:25We're eight hours ahead.
21:27I didn't do that.
21:28And then I thought you fake cried last night.
21:32Brittany is theatrical all the time and she has a checklist.
21:35It's like she's in the middle of an argument and she's like,
21:37okay, I'm going to cry about Olivia now.
21:39I need empathy because I'm losing this argument.
21:43Cry, cry, cry about my daughters.
21:44I'm so pathetic and sad.
21:46Okay, everyone feel bad for me.
21:48I need attention.
21:49Did I get enough?
21:49Yes, done.
21:50Check.
21:51You thought I fake cried or are you just saying that to hurt my feelings?
21:54No, I think that you're dramatic.
21:55It was real.
21:57I was...
21:57No, I'm not kidding.
21:58I really thought it was fake.
21:59It was fully real.
22:01You garnered the sympathy you needed and everybody softened.
22:04Oh, so...
22:04And the whole dynamic changed.
22:06Oh, it changed?
22:06I don't think so.
22:07We got right back...
22:08100%.
22:08We got right back into it.
22:10It's sad that I can't even speak up.
22:14I am sick of walking on eggshells around Meredith just so that somebody or something doesn't set her off.
22:20It's not fair.
22:21So is that what you do?
22:22You, like, garner the sympathy so that everyone will be softer on you?
22:25No, but Brittany...
22:26No, that's not what I do.
22:27Sorry, we have other guests that complain.
22:30If you can, please be quiet.
22:31So sorry.
22:32Sorry.
22:34You can't be like, my kids mean more to me than her kids mean more to me.
22:38That's not what I was saying.
22:39No.
22:39But it came across that way.
22:41I'm saying she used it and she gets to see her kids, like, on the daily.
22:44I don't get to see my...
22:45You know what?
22:45I have because I break my ass to make my relationships with my kids.
22:50Oh, yeah.
22:50Don't you dare.
22:51As if I don't, I cannot stand.
22:54Go away.
22:55Go disengage, Meredith.
22:56Go disengage.
22:56I don't want to be around you.
22:58I don't like you.
22:59You are absolutely despicable.
23:01It was all going so well.
23:09Meredith was finally zen until the annoying little sister started to poke the bear.
23:15You know, Brittany can never just leave things the way they are.
23:18She has to antagonize Meredith.
23:20We were relaxing and now Meredith is mad.
23:25You can leave.
23:25You keep using other people's lies.
23:27I'm going to do it and do it.
23:28Don't trademark that.
23:30Please be quiet.
23:32See it not me.
23:33Will you say it?
23:34Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
23:35We're getting kicked out.
23:35To the lady.
23:36See it not me.
23:36See it not me.
23:37Cousin.
23:59Do you bring wine?
24:00I got wine for getting ready.
24:02Yay.
24:03I'm trying to figure out your steamer.
24:04How do I open it?
24:06Unlock.
24:07Are you squinting at it?
24:08Yeah, my vision's getting bad.
24:10I just started doing that, too.
24:11It's because you're getting old, and it's a horrible thing.
24:14You have to have glasses to really read or do anything in life.
24:19Or you can just squint all the time and then have wrinkles.
24:22Tell me everything that happened at lunch.
24:24Lunch was so beautiful.
24:25We sat on the most beautiful balcony.
24:27Where were you guys?
24:28In the city?
24:28Yeah, Adronis.
24:31Something like that where you're...
24:32Yeah.
24:33Oh.
24:34Oh, s**t.
24:37Whitney, why is it doing this?
24:39And the snake.
24:40Oh, no.
24:42You know, a lot of people would think I would be offended by taking it in the face when I'm
24:46steaming Whitney's dress.
24:47Have you ever used this before?
24:50Nope.
24:51But I kind of liked it.
24:55I'm serious.
24:56What happened at lunch?
24:57It's sad.
24:58What did you guys talk about?
25:00That was sad.
25:01Meredith.
25:02Her behavior and the way she's been showing up and our concerns for her.
25:07Bronwyn and Mary, we all talked together about how we've noticed a change in Meredith.
25:13Mary?
25:14Mm-hmm.
25:15And it was so sweet.
25:16She started crying.
25:16She loves Meredith so much.
25:18What did she say?
25:19She's just worried about her.
25:20She recognizes that her behavior is off and different.
25:28I feel relieved that more people are concerned about Meredith.
25:32I just know that she can be, like, unengaged and then immediately, you know, freak out.
25:38And, like, I don't understand it, but it's a pattern.
25:43I was really trying to figure out, like, am I going to keep chasing Meredith?
25:48Or am I going to just let this friendship go?
25:50And after my lunch, I realized I really do care about her.
25:55And so it was just sweet for me to sit with Mary and Bronwyn and have a very honest conversation
26:00about someone we love.
26:02You guys, tonight's going to be the funnest night ever.
26:29I just saw Heather's butt.
26:33I just saw full, got a full view.
26:36I wore matching panties.
26:39You guys, look at the Aegean Sea right there.
26:43It looks insane.
26:44It could be Aegean Sea.
26:45Aegean, Aegean, whatever the f*** it is.
26:49Have you ever read the secret, like, language of trees?
26:52No.
26:53Oh, my gosh.
26:54Don't tell us.
26:55It is the most painful.
26:56I love that your trees are, I love to read, and I love to have my bare feet on the ground.
27:02When we build our house, we have an area that's just for grounding.
27:07I just feel like we need to be so clear.
27:10You can be a very, very rich hippie, which having a ground area in your new house is grounding.
27:17It's very rich.
27:18Do you know every tree in the world?
27:20It means that you are, right?
27:21You know what I mean?
27:21I am obsessed with trees.
27:25We have beautiful trees in front of our house, and I will literally talk to them.
27:29I'll tell them it's okay to tap me on the shoulder.
27:31It's like their way of giving hugs.
27:33I'm not a hippie.
27:34I'm like, I'm spiritual.
27:36I'm spiritual.
27:38They all talk to each other.
27:39There's like a hidden language between trees, and, you know, they have personalities.
27:45Like, trees are magic.
27:49Lisa, if the trees wanted to talk to each other, they wouldn't be able to get a word in if you two were in the forest with them.
27:55Like, oh, my gosh, you trees talk to each other.
27:57I love that.
27:59What are you talking about?
28:00Just like, I love your rock.
28:01Are you aspen?
28:02Yeah, you're an aspen.
28:03I love aspen.
28:03Aspen is my favorite tree.
28:05It's my favorite tree.
28:05It's like, what trees are talking to Lisa Barlow?
28:09Amongst themselves or to her?
28:12Brittany, I wanted to ask you, did you throw up every day when we were in Canawan?
28:17Didn't we all sort of get sick when the...
28:19I know.
28:19That's why I said now.
28:20When the boats were like this.
28:23But yours wasn't from alcohol.
28:25I just started getting motion sick the last 36 hours.
28:29It wasn't from, like, drinking in your room.
28:32Going in the bathroom and tipping the bottle.
28:36Was it more than what I saw, you drinking and then throwing up over the side?
28:41What is Lisa talking about?
28:43If Lisa had a problem with this, wouldn't she have brought this up on the yacht?
28:47Like, why is she bringing this up weeks later?
28:49Are we running out of things to talk about in the group?
28:53What's your agenda here?
28:55You're trying to stir something up, Lisa Barlow.
28:58Bring me a little lush.
29:01I heard that you were drinking, throwing up.
29:03Drinking, throwing up.
29:05Sounds like a girl's trip to me.
29:06Are you an alcoholic?
29:08What?
29:08I heard you were drunk the whole entire boat ride and you would throw up and then start drinking again.
29:13From whom?
29:15What are you doing right now?
29:16Yeah.
29:17Who told you that?
29:18I just heard it in a conversation.
29:21I was told that she was nonstop drinking all day and night to the point of vomiting, would go throw up and then just start drinking over it.
29:30That's like an alcoholic.
29:31It's clearly unusual behavior.
29:36Oh, my gosh.
29:37From who?
29:38I honestly don't know who said it.
29:40Everyone saw me do this and no one had a problem with it then other than Meredith.
29:44So, who's talking about me?
29:47Who's making this a thing?
30:04Make your right in.
30:05Be careful, Heather and Mary.
30:06Right here.
30:07Right?
30:08Here we are.
30:09So cute.
30:10Oh, I feel like if I don't.
30:11Oh, good.
30:11Here we go.
30:11Tater off that.
30:12We are going down.
30:13Look at this.
30:13Oh, my God.
30:14This is slippery.
30:15I know.
30:16The slippery slope.
30:16Like some of the friendships.
30:18To get anywhere in this town, you have to take stairs.
30:22I know.
30:22I got you.
30:24Hold on to the real.
30:25I'm so glad I didn't wear heels.
30:27Be careful.
30:27You'll break a neck.
30:31No.
30:37They have burrata, Lisa.
30:38Oh, I love a burrata salad.
30:39I know.
30:39You love a burrata.
30:40Okay.
30:41Tell me how they have everything.
30:42It's antirinian eggplant cream.
30:44It's a buffalo burrata.
30:45It's a buffalo.
30:47I think buffalo burrata is made from a buffalo milk.
30:51That sounds expensive.
30:51Yeah.
30:52No?
30:52Maybe Buffalo, New York.
30:53No doubt.
30:54Oh.
30:55Buffalo-shaped burrata.
30:56We're going to have to ask questions.
30:59Hello, ladies.
31:00Welcome to Barlow Restaurant.
31:01Hi.
31:01I am Andreas.
31:03I'll be your waiter for tonight.
31:04Hi, Andreas.
31:05If it's possible, you can start with the drinks.
31:07Yes.
31:07Let's do it.
31:08Do you guys have sambuca or anise?
31:10That is good.
31:11Or like a mastija.
31:13It's got the anise.
31:14Come on.
31:15How many shots would you like with your mastija?
31:17Who wants a shot of this mastija?
31:19Yeah.
31:20You don't have to.
31:21Yeah, the whole table.
31:21I'm tempted, but...
31:23Yeah, the whole table.
31:24It's the whole table.
31:25Oh, never mind.
31:25I'm going to have to wait so we can try it.
31:27Okay.
31:28Okay.
31:30Okay, but it's fine?
31:31You guys are managing it?
31:33This is my mom's last weekend in her house as they've sold it, and Todd flew out to kind
31:39of last minute swoop in and help get it done, and he's keeping me up to date, but I think
31:43it's wearing on both of them.
31:45Um, so I feel incredibly guilty that it's not me who's there.
31:50You seem a little stressed.
31:52I'm really stressed.
31:53A friend of mine is by my mom's house, and it's super exciting.
31:56My mom's ready to be done with it, but she has to be out by the 15th.
32:00So while I'm here, she's packing the last...
32:03I mean, they've had that house since I was six months old.
32:04You know what I mean?
32:05So it's just a lot.
32:06So Gwen and Todd and I have been going back and forth and helping, but she's down to
32:10like the last few things, and she's like Todd just said, he called just to be like,
32:13are you fine?
32:14You know, what's going on?
32:15And she was like, everything's awful.
32:16So he's like, I'm flying out there right now.
32:18Like, I feel bad.
32:18I feel like I should be there.
32:19But it's also my dad going into memory care.
32:23My mom just having this brain tumor, moving out of a house she's had for 40 years.
32:27It's just a lot of change for her right now.
32:29It's a lot of change.
32:30Sorry.
32:30Okay.
32:32When you tell me to call you, it freaks me out.
32:35Like my stomach drops on my buckle.
32:37You know what I mean?
32:37So you're okay?
32:39Yeah.
32:40And you know, this is the Todd that people don't see.
32:44This is the Todd I love.
32:47Didn't have to be asked.
32:50Todd would do anything for my family.
32:52He's so generous.
32:53He's so wonderful.
32:54Sometimes I think he's a moron and does the dumbest sh**, but this Todd is there for me no matter what.
33:05Is it Todd that doesn't get acknowledged enough?
33:10Ronron, is everything okay?
33:11Everything was all in pleasure.
33:13Yeah.
33:13Yeah.
33:13I mean, Todd just, Todd texted me.
33:15He was like, can you call me?
33:16He just was telling me stuff about my mom's house.
33:18What did he say about it?
33:19It's just, it's just a lot.
33:20It's a lot there.
33:21Is he stressed?
33:22Uh, yeah.
33:23Is your mom doing any better?
33:25I think yesterday was really hard.
33:26It was Mother's Day.
33:27None of her kids were there.
33:28I think it felt like intense that Todd had to come help.
33:31But it's good.
33:31I'm here.
33:32I'm good.
33:32I'm ready.
33:33Let's have dinner.
33:34Like we're saying here in Greece, it's yamas.
33:37Yamas!
33:38I've got them trained.
33:40Come on.
33:41Greek for the week.
33:42Greek for the week.
33:43Yamas.
33:44You guys are like basically Greek now.
33:46You're going to go home.
33:47It smells like perfume.
33:48You shoot it?
33:48I like to sip it.
33:50Do we sip it or we just drink it?
33:51I sip it.
33:52I just lick it.
33:52Don't you think it's interesting?
33:54Tell me.
33:54Is it eight?
33:55I've been licking it.
33:55I'm going to sip it because I love to taste it.
33:57What's the proof of alcohol?
33:59Um, yeah, I love to like savor the flavor.
34:01It's delicious.
34:04You have to lick it.
34:06That's the strongest point of your taste buds.
34:08You know what?
34:10That's crazy.
34:11Dude.
34:12The extra is a lot of alcohol.
34:14Everyone do it like Mary.
34:15Everyone drink it like Mary.
34:16I'm just sleeping it.
34:16Oh my God.
34:17I love the way to taste it.
34:18Is that what I'm doing?
34:19I have the money.
34:20Mary, this is what you look like for the record.
34:22Yeah.
34:23Wait, but then you're going to do the face after.
34:26Sit and do the face after.
34:27I don't know.
34:28Everyone.
34:28I can't.
34:30I don't know.
34:31I like it.
34:32Lisa, I want to know where the whole, like, alcoholic thing came from.
34:38Please tell me, like, who was talking about me like I'm an alcoholic?
34:40I just heard that you threw up more than once on the boat.
34:43By who?
34:44I heard it and I told Lisa.
34:47Well, you heard it from who?
34:52I heard it through the grapevine.
34:55From whom did you hear that?
34:57A little birdie.
34:59Who's the little mysterious birdie?
35:02My roommates?
35:11Why don't we have to talk about throw up?
35:14I'm not outing anyone who said anything.
35:18Bronwyn told me that she was roommates with Brittany and that she spent the entire time drinking
35:24to the point of vomiting and then starting to drink again.
35:27So I'm not going to take credit for saying this because that's not what I said.
35:30What actually happened is Meredith came to me and said, was Brittany throwing up on the boat?
35:36Did you see this?
35:37And I said, of course I saw it.
35:38We roomed together.
35:39We shared a bathroom.
35:40I saw her throwing up.
35:42There was no insinuation that she was drunk, that she was drinking and throwing up.
35:47Meredith said, I've seen her drinking and throwing up.
35:49And all I said was, we shared a bathroom.
35:52That's really not cool.
35:54Meredith is such a hypocrite.
35:56She's not speaking to Whitney for weeks for accusing her of being an alcoholic pill popper.
36:00And now she thinks it's okay to do that to me?
36:03Does anyone at the table think that she has a drinking problem?
36:06No.
36:06Well, I don't know, but I don't think so.
36:09I don't judge, but it sounds pretty judgy to say, let's not eat.
36:12Kiza, let's not joke about that.
36:14Because it's a serious accusation.
36:17I outed Elkie.
36:18Why?
36:19Because if you're pounding drinks and then throwing up and then pounding them again, that's really not great.
36:25There was no pounding of drinks.
36:26I can't pound drinks.
36:27But Lisa, why are you saying that about Brittany?
36:29We can't call Meredith an alcoholic, but we can call you an alcoholic?
36:35Nobody called her an alcoholic.
36:37I outed Elkie.
36:39Just because you said Elkie doesn't make it cute.
36:42I'm not talking to you.
36:43Just because you said you.
36:43I didn't say she was.
36:44I didn't point at her and say, alcoholic pill popper.
36:47I asked you.
36:48You said Elkie.
36:48I said where you were getting her.
36:50I added the Elkie lotion to make it less serious.
36:52Yeah, you did.
36:53That's not less serious.
36:54When I said that to Meredith, you annihilated me.
36:56Did you call her an alcoholic?
36:56That is a double standard.
36:58Don't do that.
37:00That's not cute.
37:13I added the Elkie lotion to make it less serious.
37:16That is a double standard.
37:17Don't do that.
37:19That's not cute.
37:22Say sorry to her.
37:25Say sorry and then move on.
37:27I'm sorry.
37:27I don't think you're an alcoholic.
37:28I don't think you're an alcoholic.
37:29Okay.
37:30All right.
37:32Excuse me, ladies.
37:33Oh, thank you.
37:35You're welcome.
37:36Moving on from Booze and Boys.
37:38What about like you're successful, you're interesting, right?
37:42Your acting history is pretty successful.
37:45I mean, you were on the mistletones, which is pretty cool.
37:48You have an IMDb.
37:49You accomplished a lot of people's dreams.
37:51You were on Broadway.
37:52Yeah, I think she's more accomplished than a lot of us.
37:56What?
38:00Can I ask you what you just said?
38:02You said, Britney's a great actress.
38:05And that's nice.
38:06You were standing up for her.
38:07And then the last thing you said was, frankly, Britney's more accomplished than most of the people at this table.
38:10Yeah, I heard that.
38:13That's weird.
38:17Why would you say one of us is more accomplished than the other?
38:20Like, I've been in five or six.
38:20I've sold three businesses.
38:22I'm smart.
38:22I'm talking about, like, she has accolades.
38:25I don't even know how we're defining success, but it's comical that the thought of Britney having more than them drives them crazy.
38:40I'm not saying anything other than, like, she doesn't play.
38:43She's not like a lonely house mouse that doesn't have anything on her resume.
38:46Well, I was called dumb today.
38:49You're delusional.
38:50It's like the lights are on, but no one's home.
38:52The lights are home.
38:54You don't even know what that means.
38:56That's how much they're not on.
38:59You're getting low, Angie.
39:01It's true, though.
39:01You're calling me stupid.
39:04Everyone here, like, loves to pile on Britney.
39:07And the truth is, she doesn't, like, sit here and my...
39:10Okay, so you're her mouthpiece?
39:15You think I'm her mouthpiece?
39:16I'm not trying to be.
39:18I don't want to fight with you guys over Britney.
39:20Well, you do.
39:21You seem to go real hard.
39:22I do not like the pylons on Britney.
39:26It's the lowest cum denominator.
39:28Like, she's trying to be a good sport while the bullies are stealing her lunch money.
39:34I can't help it.
39:35I feel if someone comes to my rescue.
39:38Why don't you come to your own rescue?
39:40I do.
39:41At some point, she's got to stand up for herself.
39:44I know.
39:45Wait, wait, wait.
39:45Heather, we're asking Lisa to step back and allow Meredith to communicate and find her voice with friends.
39:53There's times where you're really hurt, but you haven't been able to say, like, this is how you're making me feel.
40:00And you've got Lisa trying to tell people how you feel, but it's not the same.
40:05And you're trying to tell everyone how Britney feels or how they should.
40:08I didn't mean to do that.
40:09And it's the mother in you.
40:10I didn't mean to do that.
40:11And you need to allow Britney to find her voice in the group.
40:14Right.
40:14And kind of, like, fight her own battles.
40:17Let her figure it out with Meredith.
40:19Let Meredith figure it out with everyone else without Lisa stepping in.
40:22No, no, I think there's a big difference between what Heather does for Britney and the underdog versus what Lisa does for Meredith.
40:30Yeah, but you guys just don't.
40:30I haven't even said what the f*** it is yet.
40:32Shut up.
40:33Let me, you shut the f*** up.
40:34Don't ever talk like that to me again.
40:36Lisa, I love you, but you're fine.
40:38Just stop.
40:38That was an accident.
40:40That was not on purpose.
40:40Lisa, you, look, hold my hand, because that's the only way.
40:43Just give me seven seconds.
40:44No, but don't talk to me like that.
40:46Seven.
40:47You are frustrating.
40:47It was an accident.
40:48It's final.
40:49But I have a new one.
40:50Seven.
40:50I just don't like you guys telling me what to do and what not to do.
40:53I don't like it.
40:54If I want to stand up for her, I will stand up for her.
40:57I didn't say anything yet, and you're assuming what I'm going to f***ing do.
41:00Ladies, excuse me.
41:03Unfortunately, the restaurant will be good.
41:05Oh, Lord.
41:06So, thank you so much for your visit.
41:07Thank you so much.
41:08Okay, Scotty, thank you.
41:11Scotty, get out.
41:13I want to tell you, like, I never in a million years thought I was in a form of friendship.
41:17We have to go now.
41:17Seven.
41:18And there's a lot of friends that left out.
41:19And there's a lot of...
41:21He is kicking us out.
41:22I'm sorry.
41:23You have to go now.
41:26He is kicking us out.
41:28This is my country, sir.
41:29Sorry, but this restaurant is close, my lady.
41:35Okay.
41:37This is embarrassing.
41:38First, we get kicked out of the spa, and now we're getting kicked out of a restaurant.
41:42We need to get out.
41:43Get out.
41:44I'm so sorry.
41:45I mean, Greeks party until the sun comes up, and we're getting kicked out of a restaurant.
41:50Like, it's bad.
41:51Okay.
41:52Wow.
41:53I'm sorry.
41:53This is embarrassing.
41:55I have never...
41:56Please don't forget your stuff.
41:57Oh, God.
41:58Don't come back.
41:59You don't want me coming back.
42:01I'm leaving.
42:02He's like, I don't want you coming back.
42:04Let's get out of here.
42:05I've never been kicked out of a Greek restaurant in my life.
42:09That was so embarrassing.
42:15Next time on the season finale of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City...
42:21My cousin lives in Greece.
42:26Meredith said to me, what did you guys talk about at lunch yesterday?
42:30You sold me out, and I don't know who the f*** you're going to use next.
42:34We can't even tell Meredith we feel like something's wrong.
42:36We also love her, and don't want to hurt her.
42:38You tell her that too then.
42:40Don't say I don't want to hurt her.
42:41Don't say I don't want to hurt her as he cares.
42:42I have one question.
42:44What is there to talk about?
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