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Vanderpump Rules (2013) Season 12 Episode 4

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00:00Previously on Vanderpump Rules, okay, everybody, this is Angelica, and she's going to be...
00:17Oh, oh, oh! I almost wanted to catch her.
00:19Got you!
00:21You ever, like, pericanal talk to me that day?
00:23No, you kind of make me nervous.
00:25Do I?
00:25So I still live with my ex.
00:27You still live with your ex?
00:28I know.
00:28It just seems like a little bit of a red flag.
00:32I'd get used to this.
00:33Could you?
00:34Yeah.
00:34Do you want, like, a serious thing, or are you still living your single boy life?
00:40I'm falling out of love.
00:45Why are there things so cute right now?
00:47I'm going to throw up.
00:48I'm sorry, but are these bitches back the f*** together?
00:51It's like the next day you and Kim, it's like nothing happened.
00:53It's good for us.
00:54It has nothing to do with you.
00:55I've been there for Marcus a million times.
00:57And so the first time I'm like, oh, f*** this s***, I'm done.
01:01Marcus, you literally look like a dumbass, and so does Kim.
01:04The things that he said in those texts are unforgivable.
01:06Then you're going to make me out to be the bad guy?
01:08You haven't seen me pissed yet.
01:09You need to say to your girlfriend, Natalie is my friend.
01:12I felt that there was a boundary crossed for me personally with the way that you were texting him.
01:17You're a dumb bitch.
01:19She sent me some stupid-ass bitch telling me I'm a low-class bitch.
01:22Because we were talking s*** about her to Marcus.
01:24Once me and Venus fell out, 100% went to everyone and sir and told them everything Venus has ever said about him.
01:29Who?
01:29I'm course-marking.
01:31You're f***ing you.
01:32Watch your mouth.
01:34Girl, don't act like you're not always f***ing crazy.
01:36You're a fake-ass bitch.
01:37Okay, perfect.
01:38I got my mind, got my wallet, got my peace, got my leather, got my life, got my purse.
02:09Cheech, take the shoes off.
02:11Dude, I'm leaving them off.
02:12Look this way.
02:13I'm cutting your feet out.
02:14Dude, you're going to get the f***ing floor all dirty.
02:16Come on, I've been sweeping the s*** out of the dozen.
02:18I've been sweeping the floor.
02:22Let's change your little diapy.
02:24Come on, come on, come on.
02:27Good boy.
02:28A little too tight for you?
02:34A full DJ set starts in my satchel.
02:37Just a little bit.
02:38We're not on the clock.
02:39I wish you bought tequila, though.
02:43Hello.
02:43I've got electric chips tonight, but you're on the other side.
02:50You're a goose tonight.
02:51Hello.
02:52Hello.
02:53Hello.
02:54Okay.
03:04That's not good.
03:05It's open!
03:06Hi.
03:07Hi, baby.
03:07I'm singing.
03:09Obviously, you're always singing.
03:10Are you recording?
03:11I'm just, like, trying to come up with ideas to record.
03:14A lot of people moved to L.A. to be actors, singers, models, etc.
03:18And a lot of people are actually really bad at those things.
03:23Real singers.
03:24Use this mic.
03:25But I can really sing and act.
03:27I was Millie Bobby Brown's body double.
03:30I don't know.
03:31I made friends with her brother.
03:32We've kissed a little.
03:33Best day of his life.
03:35Like, East artist.
03:35Come in!
03:37Hola.
03:37Hi, honey.
03:38Feel free to talk into the mic while I get you some coffee that I made for you.
03:41I need coffee immediately.
03:42I want to be cracked out so I can run my mouth.
03:44We're literally matching.
03:46Ryan and Natalie are my ultimate ride or dies.
03:48Like, I would trust my life with them.
03:50Okay, yeah.
03:51Well, you need to run your mouth.
03:52I need to do that immediately.
03:53Just like every human, we all have life necessities.
03:56Water, oxygen.
03:58We have a lot to discuss.
04:00Talking s***.
04:01And there's not much else you need.
04:02You left the pool party to work at TomTom.
04:05Yeah.
04:06As soon as you left, like, it was a bloodbath.
04:08Kim got in my face and he was like, you're a psychotic b***h.
04:13You're the psychotic b***h.
04:14I have so many things, but I'm a b***h psychotic b***h.
04:18I'm scared to go to work later.
04:19Yeah, same.
04:21I'm still trying to figure out, like, what I'm going to say to Marcus because I'm ending
04:24our friendship today.
04:26That's crazy.
04:27I need to move on with my life and be around people who uplift me, not someone where every
04:32time I leave their presence, leaves me drained.
04:35Me and Marcus have been close for a little over a year now.
04:39Marcus is the closest straight male friend that I have had as an adult.
04:42That really made me feel like he's my safe space.
04:45I can be myself.
04:46But the second that he started blasting my dirty laundry all over, sir, I just got this
04:51goddamn text from you dumbass f***ing Gabby.
04:53Like, tell me, like, how low-class I am, all this stuff.
04:56I'm like, all these f***ing people are coming against me right now.
04:59That safe space and trust was completely gone.
05:03Keep doing you.
05:03Get back to your manifesting.
05:05You're writing.
05:07You're writing your raps.
05:08Which I want to hear one, please.
05:11Here's the mic.
05:12Can you do it?
05:13Bitch, I'm from Texas.
05:14Bitch, you know I'm from Texas.
05:16Sleeping on bitches like Nightwell.
05:17Dunking on bitches like O'Neal.
05:18Hair down my back to the Orangefield.
05:20Yeah, I'm cutting off bitches all year.
05:21Standing on business because I know that I got it.
05:23Everything that I do is f***ing iconic.
05:25Selling this ship like I'm some f***ing pirate.
05:27No, I'm not.
05:28Peter, bitch.
05:29I'm from the revamp.
05:29How are you?
05:47Good, how are you?
05:48Doing good.
05:48You're warm.
05:50You're warm?
05:51No, I'm not.
05:52I'm cold.
05:53How are you feeling?
05:54I mean, just another day.
05:57Am I okay with just the bread basket for now?
05:59I think so for now.
06:01Okay, you got it.
06:02Hi, ladies.
06:03Hi, gorgeous.
06:03Hi.
06:04How are you?
06:05Hi, Orange.
06:05I'm so good.
06:06How are you?
06:07Good.
06:07I love the buns.
06:09So is tonight going to be busy?
06:10How many people do we have?
06:11160 something.
06:13Oh.
06:13We were playing this game last night,
06:15saying what everyone would be if they were a food.
06:17So why am I a hot fudge sundae?
06:19You're like a perfect dessert.
06:20I think he's going to be backwards.
06:22I need to clean up after.
06:23Oh, no.
06:24I wouldn't be getting any of you.
06:27How about you with Mr.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30I literally want to throw up.
06:31Don't even say his name.
06:32Jason, you can't go behind the bar.
06:34What if I'm a bartender one day?
06:35You're not going to be a bartender one day.
06:37What happened?
06:38I thought that we were good.
06:39I had a vibe.
06:40The pool party was great.
06:41Okay, what happened?
06:42Well, we went to Barney's,
06:43and it was great.
06:44Same vibes.
06:45Like, you guys were playing pool.
06:46Right away, I kind of clocked the fact
06:48that he knew every single girl at Barney's.
06:49Like, that was kind of like a red flag.
06:51It's just, like, something I noticed.
06:52You know what I'm saying?
06:52And then he saw some girl from across the bar
06:55that he either worked with or recognized
06:57or had a thing with.
06:58I don't know.
06:59But he's like, oh, I'm going to go say hi.
07:00So then I just didn't follow him
07:02to go say hi to this girl
07:04because I don't know her.
07:05So, like, and I turn around
07:06maybe five minutes later,
07:07and she's sitting in his lap.
07:09And, like, they're all over each other,
07:11like this, like sharing a moment.
07:13And I'm like, what the f***?
07:14This is some kind of f***ing hello.
07:16Jason and I spent the entire day
07:18knoodling at the pool.
07:19And then at the end of the day,
07:20he's knoodling another girl.
07:21This man is a serial knoodler.
07:24Watch out for him.
07:25I'm, like, internally screaming.
07:26My heart's beating fast as f***.
07:28Really?
07:29I just feel a little bit, like,
07:31weird that what happened at the bar, I guess.
07:33Yeah.
07:34She saw the other girl, like,
07:37kind of kissing on me and stuff.
07:38Then she laughed upset.
07:40And this man unfollowed me on Instagram.
07:42Wait, what?
07:43And I asked him, like,
07:43why did you unfollow me?
07:44He's like, long story.
07:45Don't think about it.
07:46And then I also unfollowed her on Instagram.
07:49I think she could have handled
07:50the situation differently.
07:51It would have been really cool
07:52if Angelica came up to me
07:54and just grabbed me by the shirt
07:55and started making out with me.
07:56I'd be like, f*** yeah, that's mommy.
07:58Yeah, the unfollowed thing
07:59is not a big deal.
08:00But she just kind of got
08:01really emotional with me.
08:02It scared me.
08:03Yeah, just, dude,
08:04I wouldn't even stress about it.
08:06And that's how I dealt with it.
08:07Click of the button.
08:07Boom.
08:08She's gonna get over it.
08:09Luckily, you saw this side of him
08:11that isn't your cup of tea soon.
08:13Yeah.
08:13And if that's just his vibe
08:15and it's not for you,
08:15then just say thank you next.
08:17Yeah.
08:17That's why I wore my tall heels today,
08:19so I can towel over him.
08:20That part.
08:23Did we want to put any other food
08:25in aside from goat cheese balls?
08:26Okay, perfect.
08:27You got it.
08:28What a f***ing trio.
08:30I know, I'm ready.
08:30What a treat.
08:31I'd rather be behind here tonight
08:33than out in the restaurant, honestly.
08:35You have your barrier.
08:38I need a glass of Prosecco, honestly.
08:41Are you gonna talk to Marcus?
08:42Marcus, I'm gonna have to mentally prepare.
08:45I feel like Marcus has abandonment issues
08:48from losing both of his parents,
08:50but I have been in toxic relationships in the past,
08:54and I'm not trying to relive it
08:56through my friends anymore.
08:57There are two you haven't spoken to?
09:00No, none of them have.
09:01Marcus, Kim, nothing?
09:04The last shift I was,
09:05they didn't even say hi to me
09:06or look me in the face.
09:08Wow, this is weird as f***ing.
09:10Where are you going, babe?
09:11Pink room?
09:12Yeah.
09:13I feel free, honestly,
09:15because I'm not letting them infiltrate my mind.
09:18Not my issue.
09:20Hey.
09:22Hey, Angelica.
09:23Um, do you want to talk in the back of me real quick?
09:26Yeah.
09:27I got this girl.
09:28Okay.
09:29I figured we can, like, go outside,
09:30because just, like, quiet and chill.
09:33Do you want to get your jacket?
09:34Okay, I'm just gonna grab it really quick.
09:35All right, I'll wait.
09:37I'm walking into this conversation a little scared.
09:40You know, everything seems a little overblown,
09:42like, high intensity,
09:43and this girl was so, like, fire.
09:47But maybe I'm stepping on a field of landmines.
09:52You want to sit here?
09:53Mm-hmm.
09:57So,
09:57what'd you think about, like,
10:02our time at the party and everything like that?
10:04I mean, I thought we were having a great time, no?
10:06No, I did too.
10:07But then when we went to, like, Barney's,
10:10I felt like then I saw, like,
10:12a different side of everything.
10:17Yeah, so, like,
10:19my one friend that I was actually gonna introduce you to,
10:21she just kind of, like,
10:24started being, like, really flirty with me,
10:26which was strange.
10:26I thought you were gonna come, like, save me.
10:28I feel like you could definitely handle yourself.
10:32That's what I was doing, but at the same time...
10:34I didn't look like it.
10:37I was definitely hurt, honestly.
10:39After spending the entire day together,
10:40and you know what I've, like, been going through,
10:42it really hurt me.
10:43Like, it hurt, and, like, my,
10:44I felt like my whole fucking chest, like, squeezed.
10:46I'm sorry.
10:48I was genuinely vulnerable with Jason.
10:50So I still live with my ex.
10:52This is actually the person that I wanted to marry
10:53and, like, have kids with,
10:54but they didn't want to be with me anymore.
10:57It sucks when you know it's over,
10:59and you have to move on.
11:00I hate putting myself out there
11:03just to get disrespected.
11:06This is bringing me back to, like,
11:08how I felt in my last relationship.
11:09Do you have a situation going on?
11:12I'm not in a relationship,
11:14but I have options.
11:16I mean, I'd expect you to.
11:17I have options, too.
11:18Yeah, I'm being completely honest.
11:18But, like, I'm telling you exactly
11:19where I'm coming from.
11:20I'm getting out of a breakup.
11:21I still live with my ex.
11:23But, like, every time I ask you,
11:24you kind of dance around it.
11:25I gave Angelica a lot of grace.
11:27Like, for crying out loud,
11:29you're going back home from the bar
11:30to sleep next to your ex.
11:32I am just talking to a friend,
11:34and I'm going back home by myself
11:35to sleep in my bed all alone.
11:37The closest comfort I get
11:38is Chris flushing the toilet at 2 a.m.
11:40and options were there.
11:42And, I mean, you came in and.
11:44Well, I'm definitely not an option.
11:46So, just saying that,
11:48I feel like you do hide some things.
11:51It gives me a bad vibe,
11:52not going to lie, so.
11:53Well, on my perspective,
11:55we just met.
11:56The fact that you're just jumping
11:57so hard into, like,
11:59where you wanted to be
11:59as a relationship.
12:01I don't want to be in a relationship
12:02with you, so don't worry about it.
12:02Well, then why are you talking to me
12:03like I'm your boyfriend?
12:04Like, I cheated on you.
12:05Because at the very least,
12:06I don't want a relationship with you,
12:07but, like, can't just be friends.
12:08I don't want to tell you.
12:13Honestly, I don't.
12:15Yeah, that's funny.
12:16That's really funny.
12:17That is funny, actually.
12:18Have a nice day.
12:23Coming up.
12:24What I'm looking for in a friend
12:25is emotional intelligence,
12:28empathy.
12:29You think you've displayed
12:29those to me recently?
12:31No, I don't.
12:31Well, then you're a moron.
12:33I don't want to be a moron.
12:33I don't want to be a moron.
12:34I don't want to be a moron.
12:35I don't want to be a moron.
12:36I don't want to be a moron.
12:37I don't want to be a moron.
12:38I don't want to be a moron.
12:39I don't want to be a moron.
12:40I don't want to be a moron.
12:41I don't want to be a moron.
12:42I don't want to be a moron.
12:43I don't want to be a moron.
12:44I don't want to be a moron.
12:45I don't want to be a moron.
12:46I don't want to be a moron.
12:47I don't want to be a moron.
12:48I don't want to be a moron.
12:50Sure.
12:52Oh, s**t.
12:53I do think Shane is such a good guy.
12:55He's just doing everything wrong.
12:58Let me get the little non-alcoholic mojito, dude.
13:00All right.
13:01And coming into my workplace with a different girl
13:03every single time I see you isn't very attractive.
13:07So at this point, I'm like, okay, dodged a bullet.
13:11Especially the laugh.
13:12The laugh is rough.
13:15Sir is in a very convenient location for me.
13:18There is an AA meeting across the street
13:20and there's one three doors down
13:22and I am able to go have dates at the bar.
13:26Look, here's the thing.
13:27I am attracted to Ella.
13:28Am I also wanting to piss off Natalie?
13:32Yeah.
13:34Rainbow?
13:34Yeah.
13:35Absolutely.
13:37Came out here for screenwriting
13:38and then you just found acting?
13:41I kind of came with both.
13:42Yeah.
13:42But I always wanted to screenwrite
13:44because I love horror movies.
13:46Yeah.
13:48How are you doing, fellas?
13:50We will have two glasses of rosy-cold?
13:54Yes, absolutely.
13:55What's the occasion?
13:55Happy birthday!
13:56Let's go.
13:57Happy birthday.
13:58I put in go cheese balls for a kimono savage.
14:01And VIP is going to order dessert soon.
14:02It's a birthday, so I'm not taking that order.
14:04All right. Love you.
14:05No.
14:05The wines are, like, really not stocked today,
14:07so I actually do need you to go to the pink room
14:10and get a couple Vanderpump rosé bottles.
14:12Okay.
14:13Yeah.
14:13How's your tables?
14:15Literally the easiest night of my life.
14:18Do you want to go talk outside?
14:20Okay.
14:20Hey, you.
14:21What's up?
14:22I just came back to get the menus.
14:24Um, what are you doing tomorrow?
14:26I'm moving tomorrow.
14:27Do you need a hand?
14:28Maybe.
14:30Do you understand, like, the feng shui?
14:35You have no idea what that is to you.
14:36I have no idea.
14:37Did you say Francois?
14:39What?
14:39Feng shui.
14:40Hey.
14:43Feng shui?
14:44Never feng heard of that.
14:45Sounds kind of hot, though.
14:46It sounds, like, dirty.
14:47Like, it sounds like a dirty sex movie.
14:49It's like the way you put, like, furniture in a room
14:51to, like, make it, like, flow.
14:54We got to make it flow.
14:56Whoa.
14:56We'll make it flow.
14:59What's up, papi?
15:01So?
15:02Well, I mean, when do you want to begin?
15:04I don't know.
15:04You tell me, brother.
15:05Hey, guys.
15:12Can I hit that?
15:13Can I share that?
15:14Yes.
15:25So?
15:27Sir, what you got going on for me, brother?
15:30Um, you know, most men that were in my life
15:32treated me like s***.
15:33I've never had a friend like you.
15:36Like, I've never been friends with a straight guy.
15:37I have held you at such a high standard
15:39in being such a good friend,
15:41and that straight guy friend I never had.
15:43And so it has just always felt like
15:45disappointment, disappointment.
15:48I understand you have been through a lot.
15:51Sure.
15:51I know that you've lost your mom.
15:53You've lost your dad right before I met you.
15:55Even in a relationship,
15:56that's been a spiraling circle of arguments.
15:58Right.
15:59And that's why I've always given you passes
16:02when I didn't agree with your behavior.
16:03I hate the way that you constantly, like,
16:10try to stir up drama,
16:12running your f***ing mouth,
16:13starting s***.
16:14The other day,
16:15whenever I told Gabby she was a dumb b***h,
16:18and then she said,
16:18I was like,
16:19so who told you all the s*** that I talked about you?
16:23She said, Marcus.
16:24Tell her, letting you know.
16:25Right, but you already had,
16:25you already had vengeance towards me before that moment.
16:27Both of those texts were rage texts.
16:29I was f***ed the f*** off.
16:30Sure.
16:31My thing is that you guys,
16:34I did say what I meant.
16:35But that's troubling for me.
16:37Venus knows that I have a lot going on,
16:39and the last thing I need is him piling on
16:42more f*** for me to deal with.
16:44I've never made you be a flawless friend.
16:46I've never judged you for all the ways
16:47that you've come up short.
16:49It sounds like you're looking for a reason
16:51to have a problem with me.
16:52What I'm looking for in a friend
16:54is emotional intelligence,
16:56empathy,
16:56loyalty,
16:58trust,
16:59respect.
17:00You think you've displayed those to me recently?
17:02No, I don't.
17:02Well, then you're a f***ing moron.
17:04Well, I'm just,
17:05if you don't think I've had emotional talent.
17:06I'm stating how I feel about it.
17:07Why now?
17:08Why now?
17:09That's how I feel right now.
17:10Since when, though?
17:11Your text was my last straw.
17:12I was like,
17:12I'm done about doing this again.
17:13You got your feelings hurt from my text,
17:16and that's when all your emotions came to light.
17:18What's the whole point of this?
17:19My point is moving forward.
17:20You can't just tell me that I want to be a f*** friend
17:22when you weren't in the role of friends.
17:23I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
17:25Hey, perfect.
17:26See you later, brother.
17:27Yeah.
17:29Bye.
17:30Bye.
17:30You can leave.
17:35I'm standing right here.
17:36Well, I'll stand here all night.
17:41All right.
17:41Well, then, we'll see you later, bro.
17:42See ya.
17:46Ending my friendship with Marcus,
17:48it just hurts.
17:49And what hurts even more is that
17:51it's just who he is.
17:52Where did you disappear to?
17:54Chaos.
17:55Just handling some business.
17:56It doesn't feel like it's something
17:59that this man will ever grow from.
18:01So it's like,
18:02how could our relationship ever be the same?
18:11Coming up.
18:12Do not let that spill.
18:13What?
18:14My vibrator's in there.
18:16No!
18:17Is that like all the toys?
18:19She's got lots of toys.
18:20She's got lots of toys.
18:21I'm going to go for a minute now.
18:24Back at the jump off.
18:25About to do a little dance with my pumps off.
18:27Who said the goodie girls can't go off?
18:30Let me show you something.
18:31La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
18:33Let me show you something.
18:35Are you going to come and help me?
18:41Hello?
18:43Hi!
18:43You look so beautiful.
18:47You're giving Elsa.
18:48I'm not going to lie.
18:48It's so cute.
18:49I love that for me.
18:50Oh my God.
18:51Can you teach me how to sew?
18:52I could, but it's a lot.
18:54I'm not going to lie.
18:54Wait, I brought you snacks.
18:57Chocolate banana bread.
18:58You know what's going to go so well with that?
19:00Milk.
19:00Wine.
19:02Also, I apologize.
19:03I don't think I have really like wine glasses.
19:05Maybe we can just drink out of this.
19:06All right.
19:06I lost all my wine glasses to the war.
19:10Cheers.
19:10Cheers.
19:11Thanks for coming over.
19:12I'm so happy.
19:13No, this is so exciting.
19:15You want to check that place out?
19:16Yes.
19:17Give me a tour.
19:18Okay, so.
19:19With your breath.
19:20I mean, it's a little awkward now because I'm about to move out.
19:23It looks like I want to just walk into it.
19:25It's like one of those modular.
19:26You can move it and adjust it.
19:27I've made a bed out of it before.
19:29So comfy.
19:31Oh my God, midnight.
19:32Do you like cats?
19:33Are you allergic?
19:33I think cats don't like me.
19:35Really?
19:36Yeah, he's really nice.
19:37Are you getting him in the divorce?
19:38Yes.
19:39He's coming with me.
19:40I'm still living with my ex, and living together has been so complicated, but we've officially
19:46been broken up for a little over a month now.
19:48Well, let's go over here because I don't want to get wine on my couch.
19:51Oh my gosh.
19:51Okay.
19:52We have a two-bedroom apartment, so some nights he'll sleep in the spare bedroom, but other
19:56nights we'll just share the same bed.
20:00It's almost like I'm trying to live a new life while still being stuck in my past one.
20:06Do you literally make these like yourself?
20:09I make all the samples.
20:11So basically what I do is I have a bunch of designs.
20:13I have to cut it out myself on paper.
20:16This is a good representation of what I want my ass to look like when I wear the bikini.
20:19I'm sad.
20:20Bathing suits came about because lingerie seemed too complicated.
20:24I started designing as a hobby, and I love wearing something at the beach that I'm going
20:30to feel like sexy and empowered in.
20:31So from there, it turned into like, wow, like actually people like the designs I'm making.
20:37I was seeing swimsuits that I originally made for myself look sexy on everyone.
20:42But what a nice outlet to have.
20:44I feel like everyone that I know's outlet is like, let's go out and drink.
20:47I'm not opposed to that either.
20:48Me neither, but it's just refreshing to see someone who's like actually like.
20:51No, I'm homebody for sure.
20:52What a cool thing.
20:54Angelica's designs are honestly so beautiful.
20:57If you're a perfect skinny girl, you look great.
21:00You're a thick Latina.
21:03Not free.
21:04I heard your girlfriend's coming in town.
21:06No, she's here.
21:06She's here now.
21:07Oh, she is?
21:07Yeah.
21:08I want to do a girls night on Friday.
21:10Oh my gosh.
21:10And we'll just like all go out and like have fun.
21:12She just brings out a different side of me, like fun and like girly.
21:16I can't wait.
21:16It's going to be so much fun.
21:17You're going to love her.
21:18I need a girls night.
21:19No, yeah.
21:19You need a girls night.
21:20Tell me about what's going on with Jason.
21:22Because obviously I heard what had happened from him yesterday.
21:26I just feel like a dipshit.
21:27I was like literally shaking out there.
21:29Like my heart was beating so fast.
21:30I never meant to disrespect her.
21:32Everything can always change.
21:34Like I didn't want to like let him off easy.
21:36He was so shaken up.
21:37I'm telling you the entire shift.
21:38He was like, Kim, I don't know what to do.
21:39I was like, can you relax?
21:41Like you guys just met each other.
21:42Like it's going to be fine.
21:43Honestly, hearing that side of him,
21:45I'm happy that he is like kind of like.
21:48No, he's super.
21:49Feeling bad.
21:50Because he should, right?
21:51Yeah, he definitely should.
21:53Do you feel like you would have another conversation with him?
21:55I'm not like looking for a boyfriend,
21:57but if he impresses me and like.
21:59Apologize to Cynthia.
22:01Yeah, I'm done.
22:02I hate how vulnerable I am sometimes.
22:04Because it's just like people like to like take advantage of that.
22:08This is literally a representation of my heart
22:10and what he did to me.
22:11Here, look.
22:12Oh my God.
22:15Damn it.
22:16Why am I literally a child with my emotions?
22:20I'm just like, I'm so like open with it.
22:22He hasn't fully blown it yet.
22:24Here's to that.
22:25I don't know that Jason's like a bad guy.
22:27I just think he's dumb.
22:28They're all dumb.
22:29They're all dumb.
22:43We're home.
22:46Get out, dog.
22:47Come on now.
22:48Do you have the keys?
22:50No.
22:50My lease was up at my old apartment
22:54and my other two best friends,
22:56Mary Faith and Parker's leases were also up.
22:59So we were like,
22:59okay, well, let's find a place together.
23:02Why not?
23:02That would be so fun.
23:04Oh my God.
23:07This is so cute!
23:11We're home.
23:12Um, okay, so we have to start moving some boxes in.
23:17I have a special helper coming to help us
23:19so we don't have to lift too much.
23:22Mr. Christopher, big man with strong arms.
23:25A big man with strong arms.
23:28I mean, he obviously just wants to see my boyfriend.
23:32Why else would you offer to lift heavy things?
23:36Get to work.
23:38Yeah.
23:39Roll it.
23:40Just roll it.
23:41What's up, babe?
23:42You guys need a hand with that?
23:44Look at what it is!
23:45Perfect timing!
23:46Perfect timing!
23:47Perfect timing!
23:48You guys excited for the big day?
23:51It's actually so heavy.
23:52We are.
23:54Not him lifting it so easily.
23:56Look at that!
23:58Oh, you're going fast!
24:00Do not let that spill.
24:02What?
24:03My vibrator's in there.
24:08No, I do like the place, though.
24:09This is sick.
24:10It's really cool.
24:11What are you doing?
24:13Don't look at my drawers!
24:14No!
24:15Is that, like, all the toys?
24:17Sex toy box.
24:19Green flag.
24:20Because she could be a little freak.
24:22I'm a little freak.
24:23She's got lots of toys.
24:24If she's matching my freak, that's, like, such a plus in my book.
24:28Beautiful.
24:28So, Chris.
24:30Yeah?
24:31What are we, what are we thinking about Audrey?
24:35I'm thinking a lot of good things.
24:37I've been single for pretty much three years now.
24:39Dating in L.A. is rough out here.
24:41Everyone is just so materialistic, and it's very hard to put your wall down.
24:46I'm here for a reason.
24:47I don't think we're just friends.
24:48I mean, we're thinking we're still new, though.
24:51You know, like, we just kind of hit it off.
24:52I think she's, like, emotionally intelligent, and, like, I don't know, there's chemistry.
24:57Yeah, yeah.
24:57Yeah, Audrey, she's very in tune with her emotions, and she's very real and authentic.
25:01She's smart.
25:02She's actually really, she's smarter than I am.
25:04And that's saying a lot, because I'm pretty smart.
25:07You understand, like, the feng shui?
25:11You have no idea what that is, do you?
25:12I have no idea.
25:13So, I do find that very f***ing attractive.
25:17Thank you for helping.
25:18Any excuse to come see you?
25:20Was the drive too far?
25:21No, it wasn't that bad, actually.
25:22It was, like, 35 minutes.
25:24Oh, that's not bad at all.
25:25Mm-hmm.
25:25Okay.
25:25I know.
25:26I'm just close to work.
25:27It's only, like, 15 minutes.
25:29Mm, that's dangerous.
25:31Mm-hmm.
25:32Okay, anyways.
25:37I know.
25:37My friends are going to be, like, what's going on?
25:39Yeah, we don't want to keep them waiting.
25:41Mm-mm.
25:47Coming up.
25:48I think that we're done here.
25:49Let's go on the bus.
25:49You just walked into this friend group.
25:51We're having a real time.
25:52So, don't push me.
25:55So, don't argue with me.
25:56I think you're the cause of the problem, and you need to go away.
26:02I don't want to walk into the door, and the jars are on the floor.
26:06I leave for more to more.
26:08Wait, if I have the carbonaro?
26:11Look, I got you a new size.
26:13This is the medium.
26:14You know what?
26:15Let's stop with that.
26:16I don't want to walk into the door, and the jars are on the floor.
26:20Oh, my goodness.
26:20Right here, right there?
26:21Oh, damn.
26:22What's going on?
26:23It's amazing.
26:25You don't want to take this.
26:27You got to take this for Jason's.
26:31I know you didn't ask for appetizers, but I just threw one in there for you.
26:35Is everything good?
26:37I want the most rented.
26:38Oh, I got to put the order in, guys.
26:40Sorry.
26:41Hey, guys.
26:42Hey.
26:43How are you doing, Natalie?
26:44I like your sweater.
26:46And your dress.
26:46We can talk later.
26:47Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a second?
26:49I'll be really quick.
26:50I'm sorry.
26:50If I had a dime for every time I heard that, I'll be really quick.
26:55I'm really sorry.
26:56Okay, go on.
26:57Sit down.
26:57Do your worst.
26:58Good to see you laughing.
27:00How's the grief counseling?
27:02How do you feel?
27:03I feel good.
27:04Me and my dad love to listen to music together, and it just feels like emptiness there.
27:10Rebuilding stability after a loss takes a lot of time.
27:16You look better, and you're laughing more.
27:18You know, life has been going a little bit better for me lately, and I'm thankful for
27:23that.
27:23You know what I mean?
27:24Other than losing one of my best friends and just having him throw our entire relationship
27:28in the garbage, I've actually been doing a lot better lately.
27:31I really got to let it all out.
27:33I was just crying the whole time.
27:34I am in a place right now where I am finding new ways to cope.
27:37I feel good about it.
27:39When I went to grief counseling, and as I said, I come from a place of, you know, stiff
27:43upper lip and no therapist or anything like that.
27:46It was just talking to somebody who didn't have any skin in the game, but totally understood.
27:52For me, a light bulb went on, and I saw things in a different way.
27:56I don't know if it's going to be the same for you.
27:58Well, so that's why I just wanted to talk to you, and just like kind of me asking for
28:04permission for something.
28:05What do you want permission for?
28:07I've been learning how to DJ.
28:10I've never performed anywhere or done anything like that, but I mean, it is a really intricate
28:16process.
28:17Three years ago, I moved back home for a year, spent the whole time with me and my dad.
28:23I used to play songs.
28:24We go to concerts together.
28:26You know, we love music.
28:28And I was thinking, like, DJing would be such a good fit for me, and I feel like this is
28:32something that's exciting for me to look forward to and really sink my teeth into and really
28:37could help me deal with losing my dad.
28:39Well, it's like bartending.
28:41People think they can go behind the bar and pour a vodka soda and they're a bartender.
28:44They're not.
28:45No.
28:45It's a skill.
28:46Right.
28:46It's not just plugging in a cord, you know?
28:48It has to be the music that's right for the environment.
28:51I'm a smart guy, Lisa.
28:53But are you a sensitive guy?
28:54I'm sensitive.
28:54I'm the most sensitive.
28:55Are you a guy that understands?
28:57I want to help, Marcus.
28:58And I guess DJing could be a different form of healing.
29:04But, do I need another DJ?
29:06Ah, I've had a DJ before, and it was really f***ing complicated.
29:13You can have a little go at it, but I would suggest that the first few times you do it,
29:18you do it next to McKenna.
29:21Thanks, Lisa.
29:22Good luck.
29:24Don't f*** it up.
29:24Hi.
29:33This is Scooter.
29:34Does he usually have a diaper on like that?
29:36Um, no.
29:37Just whenever people are here, I give him a diaper because he likes to pee on things.
29:40If, like, there's a bag on the floor, he's like...
29:42I think that's so fun.
29:48Imagine all the lights on you.
29:49Be like, mm, mm, mm.
29:51I need some positive vibes.
29:52So, the place that we're going is Cowgirl-y?
29:54We're doing dinner, but afterwards, we're doing a little country girl vibe.
29:58I want to go party and have fun with these girls.
30:00Yeah, who else is going to be there?
30:01Nat will be there.
30:03Nice.
30:03And Kim will be there.
30:04I'm really nervous for her and Kim to, like, interact on a bus together.
30:08That's going to be a little scary.
30:10How are you feeling about tonight?
30:12There's definitely a little bit of drama, but I think overall it'll be fun.
30:17There was no f***ing way that I was going to invite Natalie to Girls' Night
30:20until I recognized in a cold sweat what would happen if I didn't invite Natalie to Girls' Night,
30:26which would be that we would never again have a conversation
30:29where she didn't mention how I didn't invite her to Girls' Night.
30:34Girls' Night!
30:37You have more confidence in your heels than we do.
30:43Tonight is about drinking, dancing, having fun with your girls, bull riding.
30:48That's it.
30:49Party, boo!
30:52I love this outfit.
30:53It's just going out, Cowgirl.
30:56I got my fringes on.
30:58Ready to do some line dancing?
30:59Yeah.
31:01Welcome!
31:03I don't need much from Kim.
31:04Like, I respect that she's not thrilled with me right now.
31:08All I need from her is to agree that we do want to move forward as friends,
31:12and then I can have a great night.
31:14Hi, Rihanna!
31:15Hi, Tihanna!
31:17Nice to meet you!
31:17Nice to meet you!
31:18Kim, Audrey.
31:20Hello, everyone.
31:21All righty, well, we're all here.
31:23Let's get on the road!
31:25Hey, everyone!
31:26I'm doing a new bottle.
31:27I just want to say love you all.
31:29I hope everyone has a fun night.
31:31Let loose.
31:32Forget about the boys.
31:33And ride that bull like you ride...
31:36Live.
31:37Ready?
31:37Yeah!
31:39Surprise!
31:41There you go.
31:46There you go.
31:47Perfect.
31:47I'll get those right in.
31:48That feels great.
31:49Yeah.
31:49I think it'll be good.
31:50These are the specials.
31:52Can I get a spoon off you, puppy?
31:54You have hands?
31:55No.
31:56You want me to eat a soup with my hands, asshole?
31:59Hi.
32:00Hey, what's going on, Demi?
32:02No girls' night for you tonight?
32:04No, I have to be here.
32:05So we have to have fun with us.
32:06Apparently the place would crash and burn.
32:08I'm going to have a girls' night with you guys, yeah.
32:10Brother, brother.
32:11What's up, dude?
32:12You know the girls are all on a party bus right now.
32:14Really?
32:14Where the hell are they going?
32:15Down to Orange County.
32:17What?
32:18It seems like they're all getting along, too.
32:19Yeah, no, for real.
32:20Is it Delta there?
32:21Yeah.
32:25These girls are so much fun to be around, but it is just so impossible for some people
32:43to just dance and have fun.
32:46Oh, my gosh.
32:59Did anyone have to pee?
33:00I have to go.
33:01I'll go with you.
33:02Swim.
33:02Go for it.
33:03I'll be Arby.
33:04Okay.
33:05What the is going on?
33:07I don't know.
33:07What is going on?
33:08They didn't want to dance.
33:09I know that there's a vibe going on.
33:11That is either with you or me or you.
33:14I don't know who it's with.
33:15It's with me.
33:15But why?
33:16Because they think that I'm trying to be a weirdo with Marcus.
33:19Wait.
33:20When's the last time you talked to her?
33:22When she screamed at me at the pool party that I'm a psychotic bitch.
33:24You're a fake ass bitch.
33:26Okay, perfect.
33:27Psychotic.
33:28Psycho.
33:29I don't know why she's got to villainize me.
33:31We're all trying to be there.
33:32We want her.
33:35So do I do espresso martini or dirty martini?
33:37Dirty.
33:38We look dirty here.
33:46Can I get a tequila pineapple, please?
33:56Can I have the same?
33:58Cameron's going to want the house rolls.
34:00The rosé?
34:00No, house rolls.
34:01House rolls.
34:02House rolls.
34:03Oh, yeah, of course.
34:04With olive oil?
34:05Yes.
34:05Oh, my gosh.
34:12Thank you, Liz.
34:13Gross night.
34:15For real.
34:16Oh, it's smart.
34:17It's just a gross night.
34:19Yeah, so Angelica, I haven't talked to her at all.
34:22You haven't talked to her since the night at work?
34:24I haven't talked to her since life.
34:25I'm at this point where I feel like I want to keep trying because I see a spark.
34:29I see potential.
34:30I know that her and Kimberly hung out the other day.
34:32All I can tell you is that she likes you.
34:34Really?
34:34That's all that matters.
34:35That's all I need to hear.
34:36I should have listened a little bit more and probably just shut up.
34:41And she's a really hot girl.
34:43You think I should say something, like text her?
34:45I would text her.
34:46That's probably not a good time to text, though.
34:47Kimberly's going to come here after.
34:49Oh, really?
34:49So we're going to meet up.
34:50So you should just say, come with Kimberly.
34:52That actually might be a good idea.
34:53Do it.
34:53I want to see.
34:54All right.
34:55Sometimes that perfect text can really go far.
34:58We've got to come into this thing with a good game plan, execute, make it short and sweet.
35:02You know when people say, don't worry about it, it's not rocket science?
35:05To craft a good text in this situation, this is actually rocket science.
35:11Let's see.
35:11How am I going to put this together?
35:13Like, hey, heard you out with the girls, having the girls' time.
35:17Okay, hey, heard you out with the girls.
35:18Heard you out with the girls.
35:23Yeah, yeah.
35:23No question, Mark.
35:25Would be good to see you.
35:27I don't know, Scott.
35:28Oh, oh.
35:29Cheers.
35:31Yeah, yeah.
35:32If I said it, it's in Miami.
35:34We're going to have a drink after work.
35:35It'd be nice to see you.
35:37Dot, dot.
35:38Just dot, dot it.
35:38Yeah.
35:38Me and Marcus are going to have a drink.
35:40We'll be good to see you.
35:41Perfect.
35:42I'm so happy.
35:43The meaty oysters.
35:44Why are they so big?
35:46Like, the horny vibes are cringes.
35:48Wait, guys.
35:49I just got a text from Jason.
35:51Hey, heard you're out with the girls, having fun.
35:53If you wanting to come through after with Kimberly, dot, dot, dot, me and Marcus are going to have a drink.
36:00Would be good to see you.
36:01Spelling isn't his forte.
36:04Is he trying to get you to go where he is or he's trying to meet up?
36:06What do you mean he's still into you?
36:08It means that they're at work right now and Marcus doesn't have to meet up with him so he's now like, oh, bring me to go with that.
36:13What are you saying back to him?
36:14I might be down.
36:16That's it, period.
36:17All right, she said I might be down.
36:19Let's f***ing go.
36:20That's actually, all right, so.
36:21That's good.
36:22I might be down.
36:23We'll play the maybe might game.
36:25That's fine.
36:25I might be down.
36:27She's down.
36:28She's 100% down.
36:30That answer was, I don't want to sound thirsty.
36:32But I'm coming.
36:33I'm down, but I'm coming.
36:35That was it.
36:36I'm going to have one little more bite of mac and cheese.
36:37Is that yours or ours?
36:38It doesn't matter.
36:39It's anybody's.
36:40And then I'm never going to eat again.
36:42You ate it all hours ago that are.
36:45You're going to be sick.
36:47What?
36:47I just ate so much cheese.
36:49It's okay.
36:51We're going to tell you something.
36:52Yeah.
36:53I'm going to tell you that I'm not trying to be up your ass and desperate,
36:58but I want us to, like, work our s*** out.
37:01Yeah.
37:02I appreciate that.
37:03I just don't know if, like, tonight's the night because I just don't want us to be drunkenly
37:07get into, like, a conversation where you're feeling the type of way and I'm feeling the type of way.
37:11It's just, like, frustrating because every time I see you, it's either we avoid each other.
37:14Well, I've been avoiding you, but I feel like today, I just don't want us to have a conversation
37:19where there's going to be an argument.
37:20Why do I need to be avoided?
37:22Like, I'm not doing anything to cause an argument with you.
37:25You were fine all day long.
37:26We were not avoiding each other.
37:27No, but I feel uncomfortable, Kim, because I know there's an elephant in the room.
37:30There is, but we're all having a nice night together.
37:32Kim, I don't want to have a nice night with an elephant in the room.
37:35I want to deal with this s***.
37:37I don't think addressing an issue with us drinking all day long is the time.
37:40I'm over it.
37:42That's s***.
37:42I totally understand why Natalie wants to talk to Kim, but she doesn't want to talk
37:48to you and you're not going to get what you want out of her right now, so just remove yourself
37:52from the situation.
37:53There's your therapy for today, Natalie.
37:55That'll be $250.
37:56I'll send you the bill.
37:57I need more mac and cheese before I go.
37:59Please have some.
38:00We either move on or we don't.
38:01I think this conversation is over at this point, honestly.
38:04You don't even know what we're saying.
38:05Exactly.
38:06There's more than just two people here.
38:07There's ten other people here.
38:09You'll know who has to listen.
38:10Sorry, I'm not ruining anybody's night with one of my friends.
38:23I'm witnessing the metamorphosis of Natalie's crash out.
38:28I'm not going to be around you and ignore the issue.
38:30It looks like this evil butterfly that destroys everything in its path.
38:35It's like shooting red lasers.
38:37Timeline's for everything and now is not the time.
38:41We can't be around each other because I'm not going to be around someone that there's
38:43an issue with and ignore the issue.
38:45I think that we're done.
38:46We're done here.
38:47Let's go on the bus.
38:47So just walk into this friend group.
38:49We're having a girl tonight.
38:50So pause it.
38:52No, don't push me.
38:52Don't argue with me.
38:53I'm not arguing.
38:54I think you're the cause of the problem.
38:55You need to go away.
38:56Can you walk away from me, okay?
38:57Pause your feelings.
38:58Let's go.
38:58I'm not going to pause my feelings.
39:00Let's go.
39:00I don't want to get on a party bus and it keeps, like, twiddling my fingers.
39:10I understand.
39:11Do not let her get you.
39:13The environment, the timing is what it's not.
39:15It's not.
39:16It's not the time.
39:17It was never the time.
39:18I haven't done anything.
39:20I couldn't imagine being here to.
39:21I'm tired of being the bad guy.
39:22I get it.
39:23But at the end of the day, the high road.
39:26The high road is bullsh**.
39:27The high road is bullsh**.
39:29Can you do an Aperol spritz?
39:33Hmm?
39:33Okay.
39:34Okay.
39:35All right.
39:36Got some drinks for you guys.
39:38I got a Manhattan.
39:40Right on.
39:41Cheers, guys.
39:42All right.
39:42Where can I get a Aperol spritz?
39:44I can't even find anything on here.
39:47Oh, I got so much to learn.
39:48Where is it?
39:53Um...
39:54Fade.
39:55I think we should have a girls' night and go and have fun.
40:00Like, girls should not be as girls.
40:01I'm telling you, I want to have fun and resolve this s**t with her that we have.
40:06Take a ride, I think.
40:07You're giving her a lot more grace than other people would.
40:09Because I'm tired of fighting with her.
40:11No, I know.
40:11For once, I'm going to have a fun night.
40:13Hi.
40:14Hey.
40:15Literally, I was in that.
40:17Are we getting hats?
40:19Oh.
40:19I want a pink one.
40:21This is someone that I've been fighting for a long time.
40:23I know, and I can't understand that.
40:24You are my friend.
40:27Why don't you care about resolving the problem?
40:30Seeing Natalie's spiral, it's like a tornado that you cannot get away from.
40:34I took care of her and spent money on her.
40:37I think it would turn her on to her face.
40:39I think it would turn her on to her face.
40:40I think it would turn her on to her face.
40:41I think it would turn her on to her face.
40:43Everything in her path is just destruction.
40:45It's like, why doesn't anyone give a f**k about me?
40:48It's like a romantic relationship.
40:50If this was a man right now, what would you do?
40:52It's not.
40:52It's my girlfriend.
40:54So I have higher expectations.
40:56For sure, but she's not meeting her.
40:57Well, then f**k that.
40:59But you know what?
40:59Female rage is valid.
41:01If she kept it in, that girl would have a dark, dark inside, you know?
41:06I am in full support.
41:07Female rage, 2025.
41:10I would do anything to ride that boat.
41:12I would do anything to ride that boat.
41:16Yeah!
41:18You got it.
41:21You got it.
41:22Oh my God.
41:25Hold on tight.
41:27Exactly.
41:28Yes, ma'am.
41:29Oh.
41:31Okay now.
41:32No, you're not with that Audrey.
41:33Leave me from Texas for real, y'all.
41:36You're a kid who was screaming in my face.
41:38You're a psychotic b**ch.
41:39I deserve that.
41:41No, don't fall.
41:42Stay in there.
41:42No, no.
41:44Let's get through it.
41:46Because we're adults.
41:47Cowboy, cowgirl, come on, we gon' ride.
41:50Put your saddle on the horse, yeah, we sittin' high.
41:53Movin' on through the city.
41:54Like, I'm literally in here crying.
41:57First day of my life.
41:58Movin' on through the city, yeah, we bring it.
42:00Why can't you hear me?
42:02Gotta keep up with me, you know how to go.
42:05If you know how to ride it.
42:07Well, let me stop making me out.
42:08Could be the bad guy.
42:10No.
42:11What the f**k did I do?
42:12Like, ridiculous.
42:13No.
42:13Next time on Vandepump Rules.
42:20Take it off!
42:22I only have a debit card.
42:25Oh, Karina.
42:26That's my f**king sister.
42:28Has the last year of us just creating this bond, was it real?
42:35At TomTom, Jason didn't show up.
42:37He was telling me to meet him.
42:38Did he tell you about their O.F.?
42:40OnlyFans.
42:40You didn't know about that?
42:41What's going on here?
42:43Uh-oh.
42:44Angelica, f**k you!
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