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00:00Chamber around!
00:01This scenario is called shoot, don't shoot.
00:05If your target looks like a bad guy, shoot it.
00:08If it does not, peck.
00:10Don't shoot!
00:11That is right.
00:12Are we ready?
00:13Yes, sir!
00:14Alright, let's make some good decisions.
00:18The range is hot!
00:30Proof safe!
00:32Bench it down!
00:38Let's take a look here.
00:40Nice shoot!
00:41Under controlled circumstances, that is.
00:44But we all know that out there, in real life,
00:47things are never controlled.
00:49They are unpredictable.
00:50Wild.
00:51So, holster your guns.
00:53No, put them away!
00:55Now drop and give me 15.
00:58Circle!
00:59You have 15 seconds!
01:00Do it!
01:08He's just trying to mess us up!
01:09Epstein shot it!
01:11Okay, everybody up!
01:12Load your clips!
01:16Faster!
01:17Bench is up!
01:18Proof safe!
01:19Alright!
01:20Epstein, you shot a man carrying a cell phone.
01:34Probably he's going to sue.
01:36You're gonna be working for him for the rest of your life.
01:39Peck, Diaz, not bad.
01:42Also, not good.
01:44And bring her with you.
01:46Pecky Nash!
01:47You didn't shoot at all.
01:48I thought it was the mother.
01:49Oh, is it?
01:50No.
01:51No, what is it?
01:52It's the bad guy.
01:53What are you?
01:54I'm dead.
01:55Nice.
01:56McNally!
01:57You got your bad guy.
01:58Congratulations!
01:59Not before you shot him up like a piece of Swiss cheese.
02:01What does this mean, sir?
02:02Did we fail a recertification?
02:03Well, what this means is, uh, you're all still rookies.
02:10I feel like my whole life is like that shooting range.
02:26Collateral damage.
02:27Except half the time I don't even know what my target is.
02:29Why can't my life be like, um, what did Oliver call it?
02:33Control situation.
02:34Control circumstance.
02:35And, Dove, your circumstances with Edie were anything but control last night.
02:39Oh, please, please, please, a little roommate respect here.
02:42Thank you very much.
02:43Ben Walls?
02:44We got a Nails to make cartons or something.
02:46Oh, Dove.
02:47Dating a stripper?
02:48He's such a cop cliché.
02:49Uh, don't you mean cop fantasy?
02:51Because, uh, most men would kill me in my position.
02:53Or, should I say, positions.
02:55Couldn't do it, man.
02:56You date a stripper?
02:58Don't you ever feel weird?
02:59No.
03:00Hey, how are things going with you and Jerry?
03:02Oh, confusing.
03:03Baby, boyfriend, the job.
03:05Might as well throw them on a blender.
03:06But could we not talk about this?
03:09I mean, some of us are nearly single.
03:11Would you grow a pair?
03:12You know what, Keo?
03:14This whole thing with your brother isn't my fault.
03:16And we have to work together.
03:17So...
03:18So can't you be nice to me?
03:21That's the pair you grew?
03:23Wow.
03:24Woo!
03:25Bravo!
03:26Why am I the only one who's ever on time for a parade?
03:29Because your dad flies you in on Peck Force One every morning.
03:32Are you coming?
03:33Yeah, I'll meet you in there.
03:37Callahan, how's it going?
03:39Never better.
03:40I mean, you got a big day ahead of you.
03:42I guess.
03:43Wasn't my call.
03:44Things just happen to you, don't they, Sammy?
03:45Tell me.
03:46Do you ever take responsibility for anything?
03:50You take care, buddy.
04:01Hey.
04:02Hey.
04:04You need something?
04:05No.
04:07Just...
04:08I got a lot to do unless this is work related.
04:11We haven't even talked since you left.
04:13So I thought...
04:14I don't have time.
04:15Okay.
04:18Maybe later then.
04:20Hey.
04:22Have a good trip.
04:31Hey, McNally.
04:33Okay, listen up.
04:35I'm looking for a word.
04:36A word.
04:37A word to describe the rookie recertification this morning.
04:41It's a six letter word.
04:43Anyone?
04:44Can you help me?
04:46Anyone?
04:48Fiasco.
04:50That's the word.
04:53Fiasco.
04:55You get to carry a gun, but you gotta know how to use it.
04:57And prove it.
04:58It's been five months since the academy, and you neophytes still can't improvise.
05:03You're what?
05:04McNally.
05:05You were the only rookie to be recertified.
05:08Barely.
05:09And as a reward, I'm sending you to Sudbury.
05:11What, sir?
05:13Sudbury.
05:14To transport a prisoner.
05:15By myself?
05:16No.
05:18Soric, uh, brief your rookie.
05:21End of shift.
05:22The rest of you have a date with the firing range.
05:25That's all.
05:27Serve, protect, and keep your eye on the target.
05:30Please.
05:32You can't do it.
05:33You can't go on a holiday with Soric.
05:34Not after what happened.
05:35I have to.
05:36Jesse, he's my T.O.
05:37Okay?
05:38It's not a holiday.
05:39It's an assignment.
05:40Well, just get Frank to reassign you.
05:42Oh yeah, I'm just gonna talk to my staff surgeon about my man problems.
05:44You're okay, you're right.
05:45I'm just gonna ignore him.
05:46That's gonna work.
05:47Listen, listen, listen.
05:48Why don't you just pretend that it never happened?
05:52Pretend to be his friend.
05:53Oh, friend.
05:54Yeah.
05:55I can't be friends with Sam's work right now.
05:57Um, okay.
05:58Just listen.
05:59You can do this, alright?
06:00Just forget the past and act like this thing's work never happened.
06:05You can do it.
06:06You can do it.
06:07Great idea, Tracy.
06:09Noelle.
06:10Noelle, 15's finest.
06:12No.
06:13Take me down and lay up the subway for me.
06:14Hell no.
06:15Please.
06:16I'll do your paperwork.
06:17Please.
06:18Oh, you work in the dimples?
06:19Wow, you must really want this.
06:20I do.
06:21I hate prisoner transports.
06:22Mm-mm.
06:23No, you're stuck in a car all day with a jailbird.
06:24And then you better buy him a hot dog just to shut him up.
06:25Williams, please.
06:26Just do me this solid.
06:27Please.
06:28I don't know what's going on with you and this rookie, but whatever it is, work it out.
06:42You look like hell.
06:43What's up?
06:44I can't find my notes.
06:45What?
06:46The basement double murder.
06:47The witness's work and McNally are picking up in Sudbury.
06:48That case is my case.
06:49Yeah.
06:50I have to testify first thing in the morning.
06:51I can't find my notes.
06:52What do you mean that you can't find them?
06:53My notebook from that day.
06:54I don't know.
06:55I must have misplaced it.
06:56Well, sometimes you just have to double check.
06:57No, no, I checked.
06:58I've been doing nothing but checking the last 24 hours.
06:59I turned my office upside down.
07:00Still, there's nothing.
07:01It's not, it's not.
07:02It's just...
07:03Ugh.
07:04Jerry, losing your notes is almost as bad as losing your gun.
07:05Yeah, I know, Tracy.
07:06It was during the time of my divorce, and I...
07:07Okay, what about the prosecutor's office?
07:08I mean, don't they keep a dummy sheet, a copy of the notes?
07:09Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
07:10I'm going to call the prosecutor's office.
07:11I'm going to admit that I totally screwed up.
07:12I'm going to look incompetent on the stand, and then I'm going to watch as the murderer
07:14goes free.
07:15Why don't I do that?
07:16Oh, I don't feel good.
07:17Oh, all right.
07:18Okay, all right.
07:19Okay, all right.
07:20Okay, all right.
07:21Okay, all right.
07:22Yeah, I'm just going to drop my phone.
07:23I'm going to drop my phone.
07:24I'm going to drop my phone.
07:25Did you bring this thing?
07:38It looked like hell.
07:40What's up?
07:44I knew a guy used to do this impression.
07:47Did he do it like he was hanging?
07:49Like his neck was broken, you know?
07:50Like this.
07:51How's this work?
07:52How's this work?
07:54Renali, ready to go?
07:56Uh, yeah, about that.
07:58Is there a problem?
07:59No.
08:00Yeah, actually.
08:01Yeah, because I think we really need to lay some ground rules.
08:04I drive, you shut up.
08:06Sound good?
08:07Look, I know the manual doesn't really cover whatever our situation is,
08:10but I do think that if we just act polite, okay?
08:13Not fake polite, real polite.
08:15When we act as friends and share the driving, then this will go just fine.
08:20What do you say?
08:20You want to be my friend?
08:22Okay, I'll pretend you're Tracy, you pretend I'm Oliver.
08:26Okay, get in.
08:28I'm driving.
08:31Friend.
08:42So, Sudbury.
08:44Big Nickel.
08:45That's what the town's known for, right?
08:47Big Nickel, shaped like a big...
08:49Nickel, yeah.
08:50Giant chump change.
08:53Going to pick up a prisoner named Ray Donald Swan.
08:55Small-time drug dealer, witness the double murder.
08:58We're bringing him in to test him.
08:59What, five hours there, five hours back?
09:02Not the way I drive.
09:03Not the way I drive.
09:13So, this prisoner that we're picking up at Sudbury jail.
09:16Ray Donald Swan.
09:17What's his story?
09:18I found him in the basement apartment with a half kilo of coke and two dead dealers.
09:22Dealers were shot in the face.
09:23Dealers were shot in the face.
09:24Must have ripped somebody off big time.
09:26Swan was there partying, a no-no, because he's on parole.
09:30Swan was a bystander, looking to be alive.
09:32Oh, so we're just bringing him back to testify against the shooter.
09:35He was the only eyewitness.
09:36Cut a deal.
09:37He's getting a year off his sentence.
09:38Oh, you know what?
09:40I hate plea deals.
09:42Happens all the time.
09:43I know, but, you know, it just doesn't make it right.
09:46Part of the dirtbag food chain.
09:49What about Anton Hill?
09:51All that work that you put in undercover, you know, you'd be pissed if he got flipped for
09:54a letter sentence.
09:55I never actually got Hill, remember?
09:56So, not really relevant.
09:58Yeah, but, you know...
09:59Try not to overthink it.
10:03You compartmentalize a lot, don't you?
10:05We're friends, so I'm going to let that slide.
10:13So, this prisoner, Swan, is he dangerous?
10:16If he was, do you think they'd be sending you with me?
10:19You know what?
10:20What?
10:22I'm going to let that slide.
10:23We done talking?
10:23Yes.
10:24Good.
10:29What's wrong with you?
10:30You break Chris's heart.
10:31You won't talk to him.
10:32You know he's fragile.
10:33Why do you care?
10:35Who are you?
10:39Is this supposed to be a full moon tonight, or what?
10:42What, is it crazy up there?
10:43No, no, no, honey.
10:44Crazy does not begin to describe it.
10:45You're not going to believe what I just brought in.
10:47Well, try me.
10:48All right.
10:48Got this call to a house on Brock.
10:50Eight-year-old boy is kicking a soccer ball around his backyard, finds a male fully naked,
10:54sleeping in geraniums.
10:56He runs inside.
10:57His mom calls it in.
10:58Hysterical.
10:58Right, welcome to the neighborhood.
10:59Yeah?
11:00Because it's wasted.
11:01No, no, no.
11:02See, this is a full moon park.
11:04I shake him.
11:05He comes to his lucid.
11:06But he says he can't remember his name.
11:07Do you have ID?
11:08No, no.
11:09No, no.
11:10A filthy naked John Doe.
11:12That sounds like a job for...
11:15Peck-
11:15Epstein!
11:17Peckstein!
11:18I kind of like the sound of that, actually.
11:19Uh, rookies.
11:21I'll go, John Doe, with some clothes.
11:28A little mis-put-upon.
11:29What is going on over there?
11:31Wow.
11:35Hey.
11:37Hey.
11:37Hi.
11:38I feel so naked without my gun.
11:40Yeah.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So, so what are you guys up to?
11:42Uh, babysitting John Doe for Noelle.
11:44Yeah, he says he's got amnesia.
11:46It's a very soap opera.
11:47Oh.
11:48Where are you guys headed?
11:49Uh, interview room.
11:51Sounds interesting.
11:52It's not.
11:53Yeah.
11:53Well, it's supposed to definitely not.
11:54Yeah.
11:55It's interesting.
11:55Let's see.
11:56Yeah.
12:00Okay.
12:01So we gathered up all the information that might pertain to the double murder.
12:03We'll go through all the witness statements, all the evidence.
12:05Yeah, we'll help you remember.
12:07I have to testify in less than 24 hours.
12:09And it isn't just about the facts.
12:10I gotta bring them into the room.
12:12You know, the way the bodies were laid out in relation to the door, how many windows
12:15there were, how the room smelled.
12:16How the light came.
12:17You don't testify about the way the room smelled?
12:19Yeah, sure.
12:20If asked, there is a killer on trial.
12:22And if I look at all unsure about what happened, he might walk.
12:25Okay, well, let's, let's put it all together.
12:27Just put us in the room.
12:29We'll do whatever it takes.
12:30Okay, great.
12:30Take this.
12:31Go through that.
12:32Sure.
12:32Take that and go through that.
12:33Okay.
12:34Okay.
12:36Hey, what kind of music do you like listening to when you drive?
12:39Nothing.
12:40I like to be alone with my thoughts.
12:42What thoughts?
12:43My own private thoughts.
12:46Okay, but what's one of them?
12:47Are you allergic to silence?
12:49What are you talking about?
12:50I'm silent all the time.
12:52Good.
12:52I know what you're doing, okay?
12:57Who can stay quiet the longest?
12:58I don't think so.
13:00Come on.
13:01What kind of music do you like listening to?
13:03Rush.
13:04I'm a big Rush fan.
13:05Who?
13:06Yeah, I like the who.
13:07Classic rock, you know.
13:10All right, scan around.
13:11Find me some free.
13:12Free?
13:12Free?
13:19Give me that.
13:20Oh, I...
13:21Okay.
13:25What's the deal?
13:26Uh, any luck remembering that name?
13:29Sorry, nothing.
13:31Uh, how about an address?
13:33Wish I could help you.
13:35Date of birth?
13:36Okay, we're obliged to contact Mapleview Mental Health, so...
13:41I mean, maybe they can help you out.
13:45What's he doing?
13:47I try not to ask.
13:49Officer Epstein.
13:50Don't worry, Mr. Doe.
13:51We're gonna figure out who you are.
13:54Follow me, buddy.
13:55Let's roll.
14:01You hungry?
14:02Yes.
14:04Definitely.
14:05Care where?
14:06No, no, I'm easy.
14:09Diner it is.
14:16Yeah, this is really awkward.
14:21We're not gonna talk at all.
14:25You want to talk?
14:26Yeah.
14:27All right, let's talk about the job we're on.
14:29There's some basic rules for picking up a prisoner.
14:31Okay.
14:33Don't get too cozy with him.
14:35Always assume the body is dangerous.
14:37And treat him the same as he treats you.
14:41Great.
14:46Well, I mean, at least the drive is pretty.
14:51The leaves and the colors of the...
14:55Leaves and stuff.
14:56You know, you're the one who's making this awkward.
14:58I'm doing everything I can just to make this feel even a little bit normal.
15:02You know, you're stubborn.
15:04Forget it.
15:05You give up.
15:06I quit.
15:06It's not like it can get more awkward anyway.
15:11Miss?
15:12Miss?
15:13Miss?
15:13Problem here, officer?
15:16There's a problem with my BLT.
15:18Really?
15:18Yeah.
15:19I think you better call a ambulance.
15:23I think it's anything else.
15:25Well, my partner here was wondering if you have any henways on the menu.
15:28What's a henway?
15:28About three pounds.
15:37You're such an idiot.
15:40Still feeling awkward.
15:41I gotta say, I did not expect ambulance from someone like you.
15:57Someone like me?
15:58Yeah.
15:58You're just so serious all the time.
16:01See?
16:01I hate that.
16:03What?
16:04Why is Sam always so serious?
16:06I've been getting that my whole life.
16:07When I was in third grade, I went out and bought the biggest joke book on earth.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Obviously memorized it.
16:14All 101 jokes.
16:16Couldn't even make my whole sister laugh.
16:20You got a sister?
16:21Yes, Sarah.
16:22She lives in St. Catharines.
16:23Oh.
16:24Well, it was a long time ago, so maybe you just need a new joke book.
16:31I've never done this before.
16:55Transport a prisoner.
16:57I've never been friends with a woman before.
16:59Well, they sent me, so how bad can it be?
17:02Let's go find out.
17:06You know, for a guy with his sheep, he's not too bad.
17:09Polite at least.
17:10Because you don't.
17:11Thanks, brother.
17:12No problem, man.
17:13Good luck.
17:14Mr. Swan, I'm Officer McNally.
17:17This is Officer Swark.
17:18We're going to be escorting you to the prosecutor's office.
17:20Been around?
17:23Friends call me Ray.
17:25We're not your friends.
17:27Not yet.
17:28See you, Ray.
17:29See you later.
17:29Hey, thanks a lot for letting me have the cuffs up front.
17:37Appreciate that.
17:38Yeah, no problem.
17:38It's a long ride.
17:39No, no, really.
17:40It was a nice thing to do.
17:43So, how long have you been a cop there, Officer Mc...
17:47What?
17:48What was he?
17:48McNally?
17:49Um, uh, not too long.
17:51You like it?
17:52Yeah, some days.
17:53I guess it's like any job, huh?
17:54Yeah.
17:55There's ups and downs.
17:56Yeah, what do you know about having a job?
17:58Oh, hey, man.
17:59Before I got picked up, I was apprenticing for a tool and dye maker.
18:02I was trying to put the past behind me.
18:05Guess you could say we're both newbies.
18:08That's enough talking, Nally.
18:09Huh?
18:10Oh, sorry.
18:12Didn't mean to get you in trouble there.
18:14Not allowed to talk.
18:16That's the way you roll, right?
18:17Chief?
18:18Strong, silent type.
18:20I can tell.
18:20I like to build up a mystique, keep those ladies thinking there's a lot more going on behind those smoldering eyes than there really is, huh?
18:28How am I doing, Officer McNally?
18:32Right on the money, I bet.
18:34No offense, man, but, you know, there are other ways to deal with people.
18:39I don't mean to be a jerk.
18:41Just say, every moment offers you the opportunity to find out something about yourself.
18:46The Buddhists, you know, they call it a beginner's mind.
18:51Ah, see, I see that skeptical look there, John Wayne.
18:54A beginner?
18:56I see all possibilities.
18:59An expert few.
19:00You should be proud and happy that you're a beginner.
19:03Why don't we all begin to shut up?
19:06Ray Swan was in the corner in cuffs.
19:09We had two bodies on the ground, multiple gunshot wounds, there was cocaine on the table, oh, hold on, no, it wasn't, it was on the dresser, and then...
19:19Um, what?
19:22Come on.
19:23Whoa, oh, sorry, bud, I'm using this for you.
19:26Thanks, man.
19:31Come on.
19:36Okay, uh, I came in.
19:41Followed by Detective Callahan.
19:43Okay, so, it's a basement apartment, so should I duck?
19:46Sure, okay, whatever, that'd be great.
19:50Jerry.
19:51Luke, hey, brother.
19:53This looks like a double homicide.
19:55Double trouble.
19:56Okay, stop.
19:57Uh, I wouldn't say something like that.
20:01You totally would.
20:02But I didn't.
20:03What did you say?
20:06No, what, this isn't, uh, gonna work for me.
20:08Am I not convincing enough?
20:10Jerry, what are we missing?
20:11I don't know, that's the point.
20:13Fine.
20:14Okay, I'm just gonna go through all the evidence again, and I'll be in the squad room, trying to help you.
20:24So, should I take it from the top?
20:26No.
20:29Oh.
20:30I don't see any photo ID or fingerprint matches, no missing person reports.
20:34How can someone just not exist like this?
20:36It's insane.
20:37Yeah, whatever.
20:38Oh, excuse me, don't let my real police work get in the way with, uh, whatever it is you're doing.
20:44You know, I'm actually doing my work.
20:46I'm filling out paperwork, and I'm admitting this guy to Mapleview.
20:49And in two hours, he's their problem.
20:51Roger that.
20:52I'm gonna see if I can get any hits on the description.
20:54Would you say his eyes are brown or hazel?
20:56Doug, this is an EDP call.
20:58I mean, if he is faking it, he's pathological.
21:01If he actually has amnesia, that's a mental health issue.
21:03It's not our problem.
21:04How can you not be excited about this?
21:06I mean, this is a mystery.
21:07We're cops.
21:08We solve mysteries.
21:09No, we don't.
21:10We serve, protect, and hopefully get our frickin' guns back.
21:13She's trying to seize the day here.
21:14Unlike you, if I want to make detective, I'm gonna have to actually work for a living.
21:18Why do men always wait until the last minute to fill up gas?
21:24It wasn't the last minute.
21:25Yeah, it was empty.
21:26We would have been running on fumes the rest of the way home.
21:28Needle on empty means a quarter tank.
21:30No one asked you.
21:31Empty means empty.
21:33You know, it's a good thing we're friends, because this would be a major bond of contention between us.
21:36You guys aren't friends.
21:39Yeah, we are.
21:40Look, come on.
21:41Look, you got nothing in common.
21:43Then there's the power dynamic, right?
21:44I mean, you got a boss that's around all the time.
21:49You're running around trying to please him at every turn.
21:52No, I'm not.
21:53Hey, he's got a lot of expectations.
21:56You kind of feel like you owe him some, don't you?
22:00Well, let me tell you, friends, they don't know.
22:03They do because they want to do.
22:05I'll buy you a hot dog.
22:06Will you shut up?
22:07Put mustard on it?
22:09Please?
22:10I just like silence.
22:12Hey, how long have you guys been sleeping together?
22:17What?
22:18No, we're not.
22:19No, we're friends.
22:20I just...
22:22I'm going to pay for the gas.
22:35Why don't you just go to the gas station?
22:38Because the men's room is out of order.
22:40Okay, so then go in the women's.
22:42Yeah, nothing looks better than a uniformed cop skulking out of the ladies' room.
22:50All right, I'll be back in two minutes.
22:53Don't talk to the prisoner.
22:54Don't get out of the car.
22:55Don't do anything.
22:56All right?
22:56Is there peanut oil in the hot dog?
23:14Why, are you allergic?
23:16Okay, there's an FB and the medicab.
23:17Just hold on.
23:17I screwed up.
23:33Yeah, you lost the prisoner, okay?
23:34We got to get him back now.
23:36I didn't think he would try anything like that.
23:38Yeah, clearly.
23:39You know, you've been talking to him all morning like he's your best friend.
23:42Since we got in that car, you've been more interested in making friends than getting
23:45this job done right.
23:47Look, you told me to treat him like he treats me.
23:49I did.
23:49This isn't a tea party with your friggin' dolls, McNally.
23:52And you don't open the door when the prisoner's feet are facing you.
23:55That you should know.
23:57You'll overthink every little thing, but when something matters, you don't think at all.
24:02We've got to call for backup.
24:04Yeah, and tell him what?
24:04We lost the prisoner because he was choking on a hot dog?
24:07Besides, it'll take two hours before they get here.
24:09It'll be dark, he'll be gone.
24:10Hey, I'm sorry.
24:12If we don't get this guy back before nightfall, we're screwed.
24:15Well, then let's go.
24:25Maybe you should just come clean.
24:27You know, tell the prosecutor you lost your notes, or...
24:31We're not.
24:32So?
24:35I mean, don't you remember seeing it?
24:38When would I have seen it?
24:39Um, maybe last weekend?
24:41Are you blaming this on the fact that Leo and I stayed at your place?
24:44I don't know.
24:45Is it a coincidence that the first time you guys stay over,
24:47your son draws on my freshly painted living room walls,
24:50and my notebook goes missing?
24:51Jerry, I don't think that's the reason your notes are missing.
24:54I mean, friggin' Leo might be using my notes as a coloring book as we speak.
24:57Excuse me.
24:58Friggin' Leo.
24:59I could just go.
24:59Oh, come on, Tracy.
25:01You gotta admit, the kid doesn't exactly pick up after himself, right?
25:04He's six.
25:05Okay, he's six.
25:10You know, it's just when we were married, my wife took care of these things.
25:12I think I might have played that one a little differently.
25:21You know what, Diaz?
25:21You're right.
25:23I'm gonna call the prosecutor.
25:24He went that way.
25:43No, don't touch that.
25:45It's poison oak.
25:47Wow, I haven't spent much time in the country, have you?
25:49Don't run a fishing cabinet.
25:50That's what you mean?
25:51I'm a city boy, McNally.
25:53I can fix your car blindfolded and cuffed.
25:56Would you care to participate in this little manhunt?
25:58No, McNally, they fell off a friggin' beaver.
26:26Call the ambulance.
26:26We're wandering around on the floors like a couple of morons.
26:33This is, this is a nightmare.
26:35It's getting dark.
26:37You've got an hour left of decent daylight.
26:41Sam, what if we don't find him?
26:47We'll find him.
26:48What if we don't?
26:48I don't know.
26:52You'll get thrown under a bus, I'll get thrown behind a desk.
27:01What was that?
27:01Oh, sorry, sorry.
27:16Sorry.
27:17Please.
27:21Yeah.
27:22Okay.
27:29Okay.
27:29Home.
27:30Now, don't think.
27:31What's the first thing that pops into your head?
27:33Family.
27:35Family.
27:35That's great.
27:36What does this family look like?
27:38Don't think.
27:39Uh, there's a man and a woman and, uh, some children, maybe a dog, and they love each other.
27:45Yeah, I told you he's faking it.
27:46That, Mr. Doe, that's not a real family.
27:49We'll try again.
27:50Uh, occupation.
27:52Don't think.
27:53Job.
27:54Job.
27:55Can you be more specific?
27:56Can you give me your hands?
27:58I'm not gonna bite it.
28:01Yeah, they're rough.
28:02He uses these.
28:04All right.
28:04Blue-collar guy with a nice family, huh?
28:06Sounds pretty good to me.
28:08Sign me up.
28:08Oh, more good news.
28:09I ran your prints, and from what we can tell, you don't have a criminal record.
28:13Really?
28:14Does that surprise you?
28:15Well, you gotta wonder about a guy who winds up naked in a flower bed.
28:18Okay, Mr. Doe, I have finished your paperwork, so you can go with the people from Mapleview now.
28:22Whoa.
28:23Whoa.
28:23Excuse me.
28:24What are you doing?
28:25We're not done here yet.
28:26We still have more word association exercises to do.
28:29I really appreciate your efforts, officer, but I don't think, I don't think we're gonna get there.
28:35Okay.
28:35Um, I'll, uh, I'll keep running identity searches, and, uh, but don't think I'm gonna forget about you.
28:42But if I do figure out who I am, I hope I'm as good a guy as you are.
28:46But, hey, maybe that's why nobody's filed any missing persons report.
28:50Maybe nobody wants to find me.
28:52I could be a real jerk, right?
28:55Might be a blessing not being whoever I was.
28:58Right?
28:59Well, it takes us detailed notes.
29:14You have to.
29:18You know, the first time I testified, I got in the box, and right as I started talking, I realized that I forgot to put the accused name in my notes.
29:30No way.
29:30Yeah, I couldn't lie about it, either.
29:32Your notes are your notes.
29:34You don't get to rewrite history.
29:39Uh, Detective Barber?
29:42Hmm?
29:42The guy you arrested for the murders, his prints were on the gun, right?
29:47Yeah, otherwise we wouldn't have made the case.
29:50Well, it's just that the numbers on these item forms are different.
29:55What?
29:56Here at the top corner, uh, these catalog numbers should match, right?
30:00Because they're copies, but the last two numbers are different.
30:04Yeah, you're right.
30:04I didn't mislabel it.
30:07I don't know.
30:09What?
30:11Ray Swan had a weapon, but he didn't fire it.
30:14The ident report should have had Ray Swan's prints on the murder weapon.
30:16The witness is the shooter.
30:19He's our killer.
30:20Come on, Sammy, pick up.
30:34That's gotta be him.
30:35He's trying to wait us out.
30:38Once it gets dark, he's home free.
30:40We gotta flush him out.
30:41What do you want me to do?
30:42What you do best, McNally.
30:43Okay.
30:44Wait, uh, what is that exactly?
30:47Talk.
30:48Your mouth is your best weapon.
30:50Good coppers should be able to talk themselves out of 98% of all confrontations.
30:54What about the other 2%?
30:55That's what I'm here for.
31:10Hey, Ray!
31:14I know you can hear me.
31:16You know you don't have a chance of getting out of these woods, right?
31:21I mean, K-9 and SWAT are already on their way.
31:27We have a plea deal.
31:29Hey, the second they get here, that's gone.
31:30You're going back to jail.
31:33So let's just call them off, Ray.
31:35Seriously.
31:37Come out now.
31:39We'll just forget this whole thing.
31:40Sam!
31:44Sam!
31:45Sam!
31:46Sam!
31:47Sam!
31:50Come on.
31:50Come on.
31:51Come on!
31:53Let's go.
32:23Let's go.
32:53Let's go.
32:55Where's your partner?
32:57Where are those dials?
33:02I'm just gonna squeeze.
33:04Squeeze.
33:05You're gonna pass out.
33:06It's okay.
33:07Shh.
33:08It's okay.
33:09Then I'm gonna get your gun.
33:11And you're not.
33:12Help!
33:13Help!
33:14Oh, man.
33:18Okay, okay, okay.
33:20Okay, okay, okay.
33:21Ah!
33:22Ah, man.
33:23Ah!
33:24Okay, okay, okay.
33:25Ah!
33:26My soul!
33:27You okay?
33:28All right, it's rain.
33:29How you doing?
33:30You're breaking my shoulder.
33:31You're breaking my heart, buddy.
33:32Come on!
33:33I want a lawyer.
33:34Yeah.
33:35We'll get right on that.
33:36Oh, man, you're knee!
33:37Okay, so Frank's letting us do the research, end of shift, so chunk up, little man.
33:51Come on.
33:52You still weepy about Mr. Nobody?
33:56Wow.
33:57You really are that cold.
33:59All right, and you're the big-hearted ambassador of goodwill, aren't you?
34:03You're such a hypocrite.
34:05Hypocrite?
34:06Yeah.
34:07A stranger walks in off the street.
34:09I work my butt off to be a nice guy and try to figure out who he is.
34:14But that's something I'd expect you to understand.
34:17Get what?
34:18Know what?
34:19Know what?
34:20That it might be nice to have a different past so nobody can hold it against you?
34:23So maybe your so-called friends could see you as a fellow cop and not some white shirt waiting to happen?
34:28Yeah, Dov, I really can't imagine that.
34:35It's all right.
34:36It's okay.
34:37Cannot wait to get back to civilization.
34:40You haven't done a lot of camping, huh?
34:42What, you mean like, what, a tent?
34:44My dad used to take me every summer.
34:46Those are more of a city boy.
34:49In the summers, my sister and I used to go to day camp.
34:52Parks and Rec.
34:55I did try to go to the beach this one time.
34:59We were on a bus about half an hour to town and Sarah kind of freaked out.
35:04Was she afraid of the water?
35:06She was afraid of, uh, everything.
35:08When she was 13, Sarah was attacked by this group of guys.
35:15Yeah, pretty messed up by it.
35:17I was only nine at the time.
35:19I didn't really get it.
35:21Tried everything to cheer her up.
35:23It's a joke book.
35:24Nothing really worked.
35:25You were nine years old.
35:26I'm sure you did everything you could.
35:27She didn't, uh, need to cheer her up.
35:28I just needed someone to protect her.
35:29So you became a cop.
35:30Your legs are good to go.
35:31You want to try putting some weight on?
35:32Yeah.
35:33That's great.
35:35I'm really sorry for freaking out on you.
35:38No.
35:39No.
35:40I'm sorry.
35:41No.
35:42No.
35:43No.
35:44No.
35:45No.
35:46No.
35:47No.
35:48No.
35:49No.
35:50No.
35:51No.
35:54No.
35:55No.
35:56No.
35:57No.
35:58No.
35:59No.
36:00No.
36:01No.
36:02No.
36:04No.
36:05Look, whatever happened between us, you know, Luke's a good guy.
36:18He's reliable, solid.
36:21Yes.
36:22Yeah, I don't know how old a detective.
36:24Doesn't impose, doesn't judge, just looks at the facts.
36:29Which is probably what he's doing right now.
36:32Just give him some time.
36:35Yeah.
36:41Good to go?
36:42Yeah, as long as you drive.
37:05Thank the barber.
37:11This is Ray Donald Swan.
37:14He's a snake in the grass.
37:17And he's, uh, all yours.
37:19Hello, Ray.
37:20You're under arrest for the murder of Mark Daniels and Carl DeMasso.
37:24Let's go.
37:25See you around, pal.
37:40See you around, buddy.
37:41Have a good trip.
37:53You know what?
37:54You're an idiot.
37:56Excuse me?
37:58Nothing happened with Mally that night.
38:00I tried.
38:01She shot me down.
38:02She's crazy about you.
38:03Don't screw it up.
38:04I see you swallowed your pride, called the prosecutor.
38:18Yeah.
38:21Yeah, but now that we've got another potential shooter, it changes everything.
38:24I'm gonna be up all night.
38:25I don't even know what my testimony's gonna be yet.
38:27Jerry, I'm not your wife.
38:30What am I to you?
38:31Tracy, I really can't talk about this right now.
38:36I need to talk about it.
38:41The income of Demor's isn't even drawing in.
38:45Hey, this, this...
38:46It's all new to me.
38:49Okay, well, you know what?
38:52I'll go shoot.
38:54Okay.
38:54We're due at the firing range.
39:03I'll meet you there.
39:05Look, I'm trying to...
39:06Skip it.
39:08I'm sorry?
39:10If we've...
39:11If I've judged...
39:12It's fine.
39:13I'm trying to apologize here.
39:16Okay.
39:18Do you feel better now?
39:19Gail.
39:20Dove, go!
39:24Chris.
39:51Chris.
39:54Hey.
40:08You waiting for me?
40:10Ran to your friend Suarek?
40:12Yeah, and that's all we are.
40:14Just friends.
40:18So are we talking again?
40:21No.
40:23You and I are done talking.
40:24We don't lie.
40:26Who is only looking out for me?
40:29Still getting you the help you need.
40:33Oh, who do you think you are?
40:38Who do I think ahead?
40:42Being listening to my own best.
40:49My own best.
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