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Baylen Out Loud (2025) Season 2 Episode 14 - Tasting Out Loud
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00:00My tics and I have a complicated relationship with food.
00:08I try my best, but it's a little bit of a hot mess.
00:15When it comes to eating out, if my tics are ever really bad,
00:18we just don't.
00:22With Tourette's, food can always be a trigger for my tics.
00:27From smells, scents, touches.
00:30You like soy sauce?
00:31You like wieners?
00:32I like wieners.
00:33You like wieners?
00:33You like wieners.
00:34We both like wieners.
00:38But I would call myself a foodie.
00:40I love food.
00:42Confetti.
00:43Even though I haven't tried a lot of exotic food before,
00:46I'm definitely down to try, because I need to...
00:50Expand your horizon.
00:51No, I need to expand my taste buds at this point,
00:54because there's a lot of food I've missed out on.
00:57I want to get out more and not feel
00:59like my tics are holding me back.
01:01Come back.
01:02Oh, there it goes.
01:03You're done.
01:04You're done.
01:05So we have decided that we are going to take on DC
01:10and try so much different foods
01:13and so many different flavors.
01:15We're also on the lookout for maybe some inspiration
01:18on foods to have at the wedding.
01:20We are so excited to be trying some of the best food
01:22around DC.
01:23I'm living my best, my best life, my best life.
01:40our first stop on our DC food crawl is food trucks like you go in the heart of DC they have
01:49tons of food trucks you can get any and every food possible from anywhere around the world
01:55are you ready I'm ready okay so excited I'm so hungry what do you think about these cheese rolls
02:02the cheese balls we can do the jumbo the jumbo Korean mozzarella corn dog
02:10that sounds good the super tender but gogi loaded tater tots what is but gogi below block
02:18belowgi it's not baloney below gogi I don't know it's a meat maybe well let's try it can we do an
02:28order of the bagolgi sir tater tots uh-huh can we do the jumbo Korean mozzarella corn dog okay
02:35yeah can I get your name bae bae yes all right bae give me like couple minutes okay all right thank
02:46you bae my pearlies so this is bulgogi loaded tater tots okay this is a Korean mozzarella corn
03:01though oh okay thank you so much thank you thank you you got it all yeah all right these are the
03:10loaded tots this looks absolutely freaking amazing y'all these loaded tots give me a rating out of 10.
03:17okay yeah go for it I'm not hungry either cheers that's good that's good excuse me that is good
03:37mmm they're amazing I don't want to throw them okay I don't want to throw them so there's like a white sauce
03:46on here it's so good and then this is like pulled steak or something kind of like the kind of doing
03:53like a Philly cheesesteak mmm it's so good here are you ready to try the wiener oh my god that looks
04:04good y'all this is a jumbo mozzarella stick y'all this is the jumbo Korean mozzarella corn dog okay wait for the cheese pull
04:19tell it to the wiener every time do you want it nope I'm just not done with the tater tots okay listen
04:40first time ever Korean food truck edition this is gas okay you just sound like Beckner I know and that's
04:48why I did it purposefully that's sad that is cool he's also 11. all right let's go
04:55this place looks good this place smells incredible hi hi hi hi hi so how does this place work so we
05:10have walking tacos did you bring your own bag of chips we did not know it's okay we got them for
05:15oh one for you one for you yeah we'll make it easier for you to eat okay make your baby wait all
05:23right we're gonna do some chicken cucumber yeah cucumber try you like onion yeah fresh onion rush you
05:32like a cheese I like cheese extra cheese extra day there you go you like white sauce what's a white
05:40sauce yogurt base sour cream some seasoning in there let's go sure let's try a little bit okay my breath
05:48you're ready for your bowl let's go chicken chicken all right dick chicken and that's right yes chicken and
06:00right here yes cilantro yes okay can we can we do it on one side on one side half okay and then can we
06:12have the other side with the orange sauce absolutely you're creative I like that yeah what is in that
06:18sweet little tangy there we go now that is a nice thank you guys have a good day you too suck off that
06:28look at this this smells amazing oh my gosh I'm gonna need a second I'm in heaven
06:39are you kidding me we'll see you guys at the wedding
06:44um and this white sauce is actually nuts like I don't know what it is but it is amazing and then
06:52mine which is on the ground because if I pick it up right now it's gonna go straight to you
06:56um I have cilantro fresh onions fresh cucumbers fresh cheese chicken and dick and chips down there
07:05oh and I have all the sauces so
07:08oh my god I gotcha
07:14airplane this is so good
07:21this is what I envisioned for our wedding food truck being the main course of dinner
07:27I wouldn't be mad at this for being a main course at our wedding
07:30mcdick okay can I just see the bottom of your hand thanks anyways we're gonna go try desserts now
07:39I like how colorful their food truck is Latin dick well they don't have dick here
07:49hi how are you good how are you pretty good can we get both the desserts yeah absolutely sorry I want
07:56to try both okay okay thank you here's the uh oh perfect here's the fun or the quesillo thank you
08:08you're welcome enjoy I'm glad that we're sitting down yeah give me the food all right now take that
08:17listen I'm always down to clown with some desserts share this is the tres tres leches that is so good
08:29but I also love cinnamon so I'm a little biased that's good ain't it I don't want to give it back
08:37that's good I am ready for some casillo so I'm ready for you to roll me out of here
08:46Autobots roll out Venezuelan flan you want to try first sure
08:52you don't like that I'm not the biggest fan of the texture
09:05there's a weird little aftertaste I mean they're both pretty good I would just prefer the tres
09:12leches I would definitely prefer the tres leches dick sorry okay what was your favorite food that
09:20you ate today we tried Korean food Venezuelan food and walking tacos my favorite food was the walking
09:28taco that white sauce is the best sauce I've ever had my favorite was the bogolly
09:35but the goalie tater tots loaded tater tots those things were so good we definitely had a food truck
09:41adventure oh I'm so full I'm very full roll me out let's go all right let's go oh my legs stuck
09:47see you guys in the next one Autobots oh my gosh that was some good food it was good food the Korean
09:56food truck could be a contender for our wedding I'm sorry did you not try them loaded tater tots because
10:02them things are the best things I've ever tried that place don't come nowhere close to Flavor Hive
10:09we've got things to discuss don't be a little wuss don't be a wuss
10:14like what can we do the banana first
10:19well that was bound to happen cupcake down the cupcake is down
10:29for our next stop I want to try Middle Eastern food because about a year ago my rideshare driver
10:41suggested Middle Eastern food I am from Afghanistan we make a very delicious food at home I've never had
10:49Middle Eastern food you like falafel your mom's built like a falafel body built like a falafel
10:57so all I've been doing is thinking about that falafel body built like a falafel I'm super excited but I
11:04have absolutely zero idea what Middle Eastern food is I'm right there with you so this is definitely us
11:11coming out of our show look at this that's really cool
11:18oh
11:28yeah it's really cool good evening folks we're gonna take you on an adventure to the Middle East today with
11:35us and I hope you enjoy the food and the atmosphere and everything you have tonight okay sweet thank you so
11:41much suck a fat
11:43y'all ready for this
11:49these people are everyone in the restaurants ready for this
11:53objection they're rolling out dicks on a platter
11:58turkey beef jerky head ass
12:01all righty guys we can never go wrong with some toasted pita bread oh sweet so this is pickled vegetables uh this is our fava bean dip dip dip yeah and our labna and the hummus our famous hummus I would say that because I make it personally so that's my recipe awesome um that's the beginning of the journey so okay thank you so much thank you
12:30thank you okay cheers
12:32okay cheers ready for the hummus
12:33yep
12:34that's actually pretty good Chuck's bald this hummus is so good 10 out of 10. it is really good the pickle cucumbers are really good they taste just like a pickle
12:51I don't think I should try that one
12:58I don't think I should try that one
13:00will you try it if I try it
13:02it just smells
13:03it's beans don't be a little wuss
13:05don't be a wuss
13:06what
13:08put it in your mouth
13:12pause
13:13thank you
13:18everyone give a round of applause
13:23we can do hard things
13:25the texture is getting me the texture is getting me
13:33there's our classic falafels
13:35body built like a falafel
13:36oh a falafel okay
13:38there's the kibbi
13:39cheese rolls
13:40and the spinach pies or we call it fatah here in the middle east
13:43you enjoy the food
13:45I've never tried falafel either so
13:47oh you're just bare hands in it
13:51okay
13:52all right
13:53oh
13:54oh
13:55oh
13:56oh
13:58oh
13:59oh
14:00jv do you mind passing that back here
14:01I'm just kidding
14:02I have Tourette syndrome
14:04no
14:05we're trying different things now
14:07oh my god they're so good
14:10oh this is really good
14:12this is really good
14:14this is really good
14:19objection
14:21what
14:22I need to calm down
14:23I need to fit into a wedding dress here soon
14:25I gotta fit in a tux
14:26yeah a wedding dress is more important
14:28Joe Biden's buried in my backyard for sorting cocaine off of a zebra during the revolutionary war of 1812 and the great question in the thirties
14:39we did it Joe
14:40this smells amazing
14:41what we have here is two platters of the mixed grill
14:45it has a skewer of lamb ground beef and chicken breast and of course our famous vermicelli rice
14:52oh my gosh that chicken is so good
14:55mmm
14:56what is that
14:58what's that red thing
14:59a tomato
15:00all right bite of the lamb
15:03going straight in
15:05what kind of bite is that
15:07it's a nibble
15:08I don't like the roughness of it
15:11that's good
15:13what's this
15:14this is ground beef
15:15kind of
15:17looks like one of Tootie's Toots
15:19that's a big two
15:25it's just like meatloaf
15:26it's amazing
15:29oh my gosh
15:33oh
15:34sorry Taylor
15:35oh my gosh I'm so cool
15:38Colin we tried a lot of good things
15:40my favorite
15:41is either the chicken
15:43or the cheese rolls
15:45I also really liked the hummus too
15:47my favorite
15:49is
15:50either the chicken
15:52or this thing
15:53turd
15:54dick
15:56but it's good
16:01we just teleported right to the Middle East
16:03there's a belly dancer
16:05oh she's behind you
16:08you can do that
16:13would you like to dance?
16:14no thank you
16:15no
16:16come on
16:19really
16:20get up there
16:29would you like to dance?
16:30no thank you
16:31no
16:32come on really
16:33get up there
16:34get up there
16:36yeah
16:42uh huh
16:45oh yeah babe
16:47that's perfect
16:48both of you
16:49oh
16:51I don't know about that
16:54I'll try
16:56alright we're doing a hip-hop
16:57alright we're doing a hip-hop
16:58uh huh
17:02okay everyone used to call him in college dually hips so he can do this
17:05yes?
17:06yes
17:07you're fine dually hips you're fine
17:10do you want hip-scarves?
17:11sure
17:12yes
17:16that's amazing
17:20mine ain't jiggling
17:21I'm gonna stick with the hip-hop
17:22shake some
17:23what?
17:24oh we're shimmying
17:26I can try
17:27am I moving?
17:29I don't know how she does that
17:30he can shake it harder than that
17:33good lord
17:36you're good at that
17:38well that was fun
17:39cheers to this adventure
17:40cheers to this adventure
17:42thank you
17:43why didn't you just
17:44like it was a shot glass
17:45cause I wish it was
17:47yeah based off of this little belly dancing scenario
17:49we're gonna need a couple lessons for the wedding
17:51which I told him we should get into it
17:52he says no we're just gonna
17:53we're just gonna practice at home
17:55I might pull out some magic mic moves or something
17:57on that dance floor
17:59I might pull out some magic mic moves or something
18:01on that dance floor
18:03yeah
18:04yeah
18:05yeah
18:06yeah
18:07yeah
18:08yeah
18:09yeah
18:10yeah
18:11yeah
18:12yeah
18:14get four shots of rumble at me
18:16ain't no telling what's gonna happen
18:17do you need a pull?
18:18do you need a pull?
18:19you know what?
18:20just keep your clothes on
18:26next up we're getting cupcakes
18:28and I'm so excited
18:29because I love a good dessert
18:31for example
18:32doughnuts
18:33cookies
18:34um cupcakes
18:35what other, babe?
18:36this is you
18:37not me
18:38a brookie
18:39a brownie
18:40a cookie
18:41chocolate covered pretzels
18:42pretzels
18:43sugar cookies
18:44everything
18:45everything
18:46is in your wheelhouse
18:47I'm not a huge dessert person
18:49but the fact that Bailyn wants an entire table of desserts at our wedding
18:52I'm just here for the ride
18:54I am envisioning so many desserts at the wedding
18:57I don't even think that they're all gonna be able to make it
19:03hello
19:04hi
19:05welcome
19:06I'm Ellie
19:07nice to meet you
19:08thank you so much for coming
19:09I love cupcakes
19:10I love cupcakes
19:11I love them too
19:12and we're actually in the process of trying to plan a wedding so this would be great research
19:16I need a whole dessert table
19:17I need a whole cupcake table
19:18oh please
19:19this is the place for that
19:20oh my god yay
19:21do you care if we get into eating them?
19:23let's do it
19:24you wanna do the vanilla birthday one?
19:25yes please
19:26let's do it
19:27it has a vanilla buttercream
19:28okay
19:29now that you got that out of the way
19:30that buttercream is so fresh
19:32so
19:37you're gonna have to go to the next one or else I'm gonna finish this
19:42you like cherries
19:43I don't like cherries
19:44okay do you wanna put it aside?
19:45I'll just take the cherry
19:46I'll just
19:47I love cherries
19:48so I'm gonna have the cherry
19:49sorry
19:54it tastes just like banana
19:55is there filling in it?
19:56is there filling in it?
19:57so that's our chocolate
19:59yeah
20:00that's like the best part
20:01oh my gosh
20:02that is so good
20:04it's literally banana bread in a cupcake
20:06I know
20:09well that was bound to happen
20:10I knew it
20:12there goes the banana
20:14unfortunate
20:16cupcake down
20:17the cupcake is down
20:18this is the fun part
20:19we get messy
20:22it's time for red velvet
20:25you're already into it?
20:28the red velvet is so good
20:29so what do I do?
20:30what do I do?
20:31it's time to try the blueberry cheesecake
20:36here's the blueberry
20:37and the cheesecake
20:39mmm
20:40it's a coconut cheesecake with a little palm tree
20:43I love coconut
20:45that is very very good
20:47let's move it over there so you don't punch it
20:49yeah
20:50so you can also move on to baking whatever
20:52we can bake something?
20:53exactly
20:54you'll get to make your own cupcakes
20:55yummy!
20:56and maybe some frosting
20:57did we get to use that?
20:58we could
21:01okay
21:02I'll go get the ingredients
21:03and I'll be right back
21:04okay
21:05thank you
21:06of course
21:08y'all
21:10now we're making cakes
21:13ding
21:14yackety-yack
21:16yackety-yack
21:17don't turn back
21:19alright
21:20all of our ingredients
21:21oh my gosh
21:22oh my gosh
21:23we got a lot of sprinkles
21:24yes we have a lot of sprinkles
21:25for today we will do strawberries
21:27does that sound good?
21:28yes
21:29real strawberries
21:30yeah
21:31and then our butter
21:33let's get started
21:34we're going to cream the butter and the sugar
21:39oh sorry
21:40some flour in it too
21:43there you go Jalen
21:48there you go
21:49alright
21:50two eggs and put them in
21:51not the best egg cracker
21:57one egg down?
21:58crack it on the table
22:00oh that was good
22:01woo
22:02what the egg?
22:03do you want to turn it on?
22:04yeah
22:05a little bit but not
22:06yeah start slowly
22:08there you go
22:09keep going keep going keep going
22:10mmm that's a good one right there
22:12it smells really good
22:13already I know
22:14it does
22:15who would like to pour in the strawberries?
22:16I thought you were going to say the sprinkles
22:17that was like me
22:18well I know that
22:19you want to pour the strawberries in?
22:20you do it
22:21me do it okay
22:22yeah
22:23you can just go ahead
22:24all of them?
22:25yeah
22:26don't be shy
22:28oh look at that
22:30woo
22:35amazing
22:36now that smells good
22:37it smells even better
22:38now we're actually going to get a pan
22:42amazing
22:43okay
22:45one big scoop
22:47oh that looks good
22:49amazing
22:50you can still see the chunks
22:51of the strawberry in there
22:52yes
22:53and that's what we want
22:54everything else will be baked
22:55so that's good
22:57this gives me happiness
22:58I know me too
23:00then of course the sprinkles
23:01will be after they go in the oven
23:04one more
23:05fresh thing of strawberries with a little bit of spit
23:08sorry
23:09it's a good thing these ones aren't being sold to people
23:12they're just for you
23:14there you go if I don't drop them
23:16there we go
23:18you guys this is such a cool experience
23:20it is very cool
23:23dick
23:24I just
23:25won't be dicked my ass bitch
23:27I don't like the name Mike
23:30alright
23:31here they are
23:33right behind you
23:34they're not
23:35they're still cooling down a bit
23:36okay
23:37I'm excited
23:38so we're actually gonna go ahead and frost them
23:40yep
23:46I smashed them
23:47I'm trying to
23:48that's what I was looking at
23:49I was trying to figure out why some of them
23:50randomly moved
23:52from me
23:54that's why I moved
23:57alright guys are you ready to frost
23:59oh my gosh
24:00oh yeah
24:01alright
24:02I'll do strawberry
24:05and you're gonna hold it upright
24:06and you're gonna do a little swirl from the center
24:08there you go
24:09there you go that's good
24:11can I do cookies and cream?
24:12yes please
24:13on one?
24:14of course
24:15looking good
24:20amazing
24:21so this is our signature
24:22oh my gosh
24:25imagine having to eat all of that icing on one cupcake
24:28that looks really good
24:30alright you ready to decorate?
24:32yes
24:34I'm gonna show you guys
24:35how to make
24:36the Bailin
24:38we start with strawberry frosting
24:40and then
24:41we add a layer
24:42of
24:43we add a layer
24:45of graham cracker crumbs
24:48you can switch up whatever
24:51sprinkles you want
24:54we put a strawberry on it
24:55here put it on the strawberry
25:00and now you have the Bailin
25:02cute
25:05that's good
25:07that's really good
25:11I'll take the cupcakes and the mixer
25:13just kidding
25:16do we get to take these home with us?
25:17of course
25:19this gives me literal happiness
25:21sprinkles
25:22you can be as messy as you want in that box
25:24oh and you can also grab another one
25:25oh my god
25:31oh my god
25:32that's my kind of cupcake I guess
25:35the box of cupcakes we took with us
25:37they got eaten
25:38let's just say that
25:39they got eaten
25:41I maybe had three cupcakes in one sitting at one time
25:43it's fine
25:44it was good
25:46what I know from this tour
25:47is that there will be a table of cupcakes at that wedding
25:50okay
25:51okay
25:52I'll keep my horse away from that table
26:01there is no way I'm putting that in my mouth
26:04I'm roping Beckner into this food adventure because Colin's at home in a sugar coma from all those cupcakes so I gotta get my next best man out here
26:23put me in coach
26:25so we're gonna try to make homemade sushi for the first time
26:28I actually really am excited to make sushi because it's one of my favorite foods
26:32I don't really like fish so the roles of traditional sushi I will not be following
26:38I have my own little twist to it
26:40count me in
26:46I brought the goods
26:48sushi is actually gas
26:50do you really think we can make this?
26:51no but it's worth a shot
26:53okay well that's the confidence that we didn't need
26:55so that's good
26:58those are marshmallows I think
27:00I think they're cheese curds
27:03oh
27:05and you got the whole kit
27:07it's getting real
27:09here's what I want in my sushi rolls
27:12rice, cucumbers, imitation crab
27:14you're gonna need this too
27:16seaweed
27:18you stupid fat bitch
27:20well I don't like seafood so I'm not gonna have the crab
27:25or the cheese turds
27:27or the marshmallows
27:29I'm gonna do a quick cucumber chicken rice
27:32okay can you put your rice down?
27:34put your rice down, well he does that
27:36with this seaweed
27:40I'm gonna do
27:42I broke a nail
27:43I don't know
27:46pink soy sheets
27:48wait what's a soy sheet?
27:50I don't know
27:54surprise, surprise
27:57okay
27:59do a little bit of water
28:01I don't know how it's pink but it's pink
28:03it's stuck to the pan
28:05it's okay, I just...
28:10it's okay, I just...
28:12okay, we're gonna start over
28:14it's okay
28:16and we're going back
28:18that's me, you're taking my spot
28:20I'm still figuring out how to get a...
28:27oh my god
28:28rice paper to work with me here
28:30so this is going good
28:32god damn flab it
28:36it smells like dog food but...
28:38oh nice
28:39I'm about to tweet
28:40okay
28:51I got one, okay guys, I got one
28:53I don't know how but she did
28:55so now I'm adding the sticky rice
28:57sticky
28:59can we just get a little shot on this?
29:01it's going good
29:03so is mine
29:04next up I'm adding some pulled chicken
29:10um...
29:12usually I wouldn't go for the seasoned
29:14but...
29:15this was all they had
29:17that's great, hurry up
29:19you should honestly just start helping me with mine
29:20cause that one's like...
29:22well I'm done, so...
29:24Bethy, you need this
29:26roll it into here and cut it up
29:27here's your roll
29:37here's your roll
29:38use your hands
29:42that's so...
29:43god damn!
29:46can we finish yours at least?
29:47I mean at least we have hope
29:57there is no way I'm putting that in my mouth
30:04cause...
30:06where's the clothespins in this house?
30:09alright, I need some carrots
30:10here, I'm gonna come around here
30:12mom, where'd you put the carrots?
30:14one of the drawers probably
30:16yay dude
30:18that's nasty
30:22it's fake crab
30:24just in time for dinner
30:25what are we doing?
30:26what are we doing?
30:27what are we doing?
30:28what are we doing?
30:29dinner?
30:30oh
30:31what do you got in your face?
30:32because we have this going on right now
30:33that's not stinking
30:34this is looking good
30:36look at that
30:38my sushi is
30:40fully intact
30:41awesome
30:42and it's gotta be great
30:44and then we have a whole dessert
30:46sushi
30:47we're doing teams
30:48yes
30:49you need all the help you can get
30:51pretty much
30:53what goes in dessert and sushi
30:54Balen
30:57so there's strawberry cake
30:59and then we do
31:00cream cheese, sugar, and vanilla extract
31:02and we mush that together
31:04and this goes as like the
31:06like the paper on the bottom
31:07yeah
31:09god damn flab it!
31:10them explosions
31:14is this still sushi?
31:20Balen that looks like hamburger meat
31:21I guess it's not gonna work
31:22I guess it's not gonna work
31:25now this
31:27goes on top
31:28that's gonna be a very thick
31:30dessert
31:31sushi roll
31:33but okay
31:34take the cookies and the strawberries
31:36that you bought
31:37crunch them together
31:39yeah this smells so good
31:40I like whatever one we're doing
31:42please just roll
31:47please just roll
31:51oh
31:53here goes the big reveal
31:55no
31:57looks like a huge burrito
32:00so that's good
32:02okay time to cut the rolls
32:04alright you guys ready to cut it?
32:05that's some fingernails
32:06perfect
32:08oh my gosh we'll get them a plate
32:21let's do it this way
32:23so good
32:25this is so awesome
32:26okay
32:28it looks like a Swiss roll
32:30it may look bad but does it taste good?
32:31oh
32:33oh
32:35mhm
32:36wait really?
32:37stupid bitch
32:38oh
32:39yep
32:43you don't like it?
32:44no it's good
32:45is it good?
32:46alright can I try one of this?
32:47yeah
32:49nope
32:52no thanks
32:53good isn't it?
32:54pretty good
32:56that's actually like very good
32:57is that gas?
32:58it's gas
32:59is that gas?
33:01this is good I don't know what you put in it but
33:03it's good
33:04what's better?
33:05not better than that
33:06okay
33:07oh sure
33:08yours is better than Baze?
33:09this was an alright success but
33:10an alright?
33:1112 out of 10
33:12his?
33:134 out of 10
33:14mine?
33:15yeah
33:16it was somewhat successful
33:18we made something look like a roll
33:21same time next week?
33:23no
33:24mmm
33:25does it take that long to clean this up?
33:26sushi making could have gone better
33:28however
33:29no complaining for me
33:30I got to hang out with Beckner
33:32I got to hang out with my family
33:33I got to experience Beckner's favorite food
33:35you should have sushi at the wedding
33:36no
33:37well I'm gonna make my own sushi and sneak it in there
33:39holy no
33:40it's like a sponge almost
33:55it's just going down like water
33:57this is bad
33:59this is bad
34:04I'll be dragging you out of here
34:16we're finishing off this food tour with Mexican food
34:19because I have a special idea for our wedding that involves queso
34:23and a fountain
34:25a queso fountain
34:26I want it to be a six tier
34:29no
34:30no
34:31that's too expensive
34:32okay a three tier
34:33there you go
34:34we're gonna do a two tier queso
34:36two tier ranch
34:37Lord have mercy
34:38we're gonna have a fountain display
34:39half of our budget's gonna go to fountains
34:43I'm so excited
34:44are you excited?
34:45I can't wait to try the queso
34:46I know
34:47I can't wait to see him
34:48but...
34:49no
34:50no
34:51somebody
34:52knew
34:53I missed
34:55he
34:56no
34:57I just didn't know
34:58no
34:59came
35:00I've been
35:01I, I've been
35:02you got some drinks for you guys
35:03oh
35:04some margaritas
35:05you know
35:06thank you
35:07cheers
35:08cheers
35:09can I have your strawberry?
35:10sure
35:11this is really good
35:13are you sure there's alcohol in this?
35:14Yeah, that's really good.
35:16We had an extra shot for you, so just to be ready.
35:20Today we're going to make some queso.
35:23Just be a little careful with this.
35:24It's high temperature.
35:26I have Tourette's syndrome, so I'm
35:28going to keep my distance from the hot stove,
35:31because it might be a little bit hazardous.
35:32So we're just going to, I'm just going to stay here.
35:34No worries.
35:37All right, so where do we start?
35:38OK, well, we're going to dice the onions.
35:41We love queso.
35:45We're even thinking about having a fountain of it
35:47at our wedding.
35:47So we're excited, we're excited.
35:50What kind of pepper is that?
35:51Poblano.
35:53Is it spicy?
35:54It's not too spicy.
35:55It's medium.
35:56Tom hates spice.
35:57Yeah, I'm not really a huge person on spice, so.
36:02It should be OK, it's not OK.
36:05And once you've got everything cut up, add your cheese.
36:11Ka-chow.
36:15Meow.
36:16You cut it in small pieces.
36:19It's like a sponge, almost.
36:23It's just going down like water.
36:26This is bad.
36:31I'll be dragging you out of here.
36:34Once you have your cheese like that,
36:36you add your onions, bell peppers,
36:40and you add your milk.
36:43And then you wait, like 20 minutes, 30 minutes at most.
36:47OK.
36:48Insert crickets.
37:05Wind it up.
37:07Oh, yeah, that smells amazing.
37:11Everything is done.
37:17Look at that ladle.
37:18That's our cheese ladle.
37:19This is the bowl where we serve our cheese.
37:28All right, and this is our chips.
37:30Want to try it?
37:31Yeah, you ready to try it?
37:32Cheers.
37:33Oh, it's dripping everywhere.
37:34Yeah.
37:35That's so good.
37:36What do you guys like?
37:37It's so good.
37:38So good.
37:39OK.
37:39You can really taste the onions and the pepper in there.
37:41It's so cheesy and creamy.
37:42Mm.
37:43We can add some chorizo to it.
37:44Yeah.
37:45OK.
37:46Yeah.
37:46No?
37:47You can add it.
37:48I don't want sausage.
37:49OK.
37:50I don't want sausage.
37:51OK.
37:52I don't want sausage.
37:53I don't want sausage.
37:54I don't want sausage.
37:55I don't want sausage.
37:56I don't want sausage.
37:57I don't want sausage.
37:58Yeah.
37:58OK.
37:59Yeah.
37:59No?
38:00You can add it.
38:01I don't want sausage.
38:02OK.
38:04I don't think I've ever had chorizo.
38:11Now that we had the queso con chorizo, then put it on the chip.
38:16Je me a pas paille en.
38:17Oh, my god.
38:18All right.
38:18Oh, thank you.
38:20All right.
38:25See the difference?
38:2610 out of 10.
38:27What do you think?
38:27I don't want sausage.
38:29That's amazing.
38:30You heard it from him here first, folks.
38:34Suck a , take a dick.
38:35Tip, tip, tip, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
38:36That's amazing.
38:41I need one of those at home, too.
38:43Would you like to try it, or you're good?
38:45You want to try it?
38:46I'm telling you, Baylin.
38:47I can try it.
38:48I'm telling you, Baylin, it's really good.
38:50I'm not really the biggest sausage person.
38:51Well, I never tried it either, and I just fell in love with it.
38:55OK.
38:57It's OK.
39:00What are you doing?
39:01There you go.
39:08What do you think?
39:10That's a wiener.
39:13I mean, sorry.
39:13That's a sausage.
39:14Sorry.
39:15I forgot where I was for a second.
39:17It's good, though.
39:19It's good, though.
39:21So in our queso fountain, are we
39:23going to have falling chorizos as well?
39:28Carl, it's going to be, hmm.
39:32It's going to, will they clog it?
39:35I don't know.
39:36It's addicting, though.
39:37No, I'm not going to lie.
39:38It is addicting.
39:50Oh, the spice is starting to get to me now a little bit.
39:53Or maybe it's just.
39:54I think you're sweating.
39:55Because of the chorizo.
39:56Yeah.
39:57So they're the spice.
39:58Well, this was really amazing to be able to see how queso is made
40:03and to be able to try some new things.
40:05Aren't you guys so excited to see your queso found at the wedding
40:09now?
40:10Not with the, not with, not with the chunks, though.
40:13Yes, the chunks.
40:14They can be on the side.
40:15The side, with bacon on the side.
40:17We can do a whole platter.
40:18You have a good one.
40:19All right, thank you.
40:21Get the queso.
40:22Get the queso, queso, queso here.
40:24Can I get this too?
40:27Go!
40:28It's OK, we just stole.
40:31How long did it take for you to stop sweating
40:32from that spicy chorizo?
40:35It took a good 30 minutes for me to stop sweating
40:38from that chorizo.
40:39But it was really good.
40:41Because the thing is, is it wasn't spicy
40:43when you actually ate it.
40:44It got spicy after you had about 15 of them.
40:48And then that's when it hit you.
40:50But I definitely feel like we know DC a little bit better.
40:54That's good.
40:55That we were able to try all these different kinds of foods
40:59and different places.
41:01I would say that it made us more adventurous eaters
41:03because, well, it got us out of our comfort zone
41:06and we enjoyed food that we probably would have never tried.
41:09Are you kidding me?
41:10We'll see you guys at the wedding.
41:12Is there any food that you would want to try next?
41:14Nope.
41:15Colin will take dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
41:23I love you.
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