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All I Want For Christmas Is My Quarterback HusbandWonderful Dramadrama
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00:00Oh, I caught him cheating with my own eyes.
00:04Hey, bang.
00:06Please.
00:08Finally came to your senses.
00:10Tonight, tonight we do it.
00:11Okay, Phil, we need to talk.
00:14We, we need to break up.
00:17Well, well, well.
00:18Christmas came early this year.
00:21You, pretty boy, get away or I'll cut your cock off.
00:26What?
00:26I cowered.
00:30Thank God I ditched him.
00:32How's it feel, Mia?
00:37Getting dumped by your precious fiancée.
00:41You did all of this?
00:44But we're sisters.
00:48Step sisters.
00:50How did you get to be the lucky one?
00:52How did a spoiled brat like you end up with a rich fiancée and I'm stuck with broke losers?
00:58Phil belongs with me.
01:01Wait, so you did all of this for my trash fiancée?
01:04Fine.
01:05Fine, you can have him.
01:07You really think I'd be that stupid?
01:13Wait.
01:15When Phil sees these photos of you,
01:17he'll never look at you again.
01:18And he'll be mine.
01:19Forever.
01:20Forever.
01:20Let her go!
01:30Let her go!
01:33Do.
01:38Do.
01:39Do.
01:40Do.
01:40Do.
01:40Do.
01:50Boss, charity is good, but come on, you're Andy Cain, the superstar quarterback.
02:12If someone snaps a shot, the media will lose their minds.
02:17Relax. No one's going to recognize me in this outfit.
02:19Now, go on.
02:20And another thing, your mom wants your home to choose a bride.
02:23Don't you tell her I'm too busy playing to get married.
02:26I'm still working.
02:27Stop following me.
02:46Get lost.
02:50You saved me.
02:51You're hurt.
02:54You saved me.
02:55You're hurt.
02:56You're hurt.
02:57You know how I'm gonna broke off of your ear?
02:58I want her to change, and that's pretty intense.
03:00I have a hard feeling.
03:01Give me some tears.
03:03I love your people too.
03:06You help me.
03:07I'm broken.
03:11Boss, we need to talk!
03:24My name's Andy, and I need you to help me out now.
03:26My mom keeps trying to push me into marriage, but I haven't found the right one yet.
03:47I think I did help with that.
03:56I don't know what to do with that.
04:05Wow, that's crazy! If Mom and Dad see this, they're going to lose their damn minds!
04:16Sorry.
04:18Mia! Are you insane?
04:21I heard you dumped Phil just to hook up with a janitor.
04:24You'll be a disgrace to the Swift name.
04:26I can't believe it!
04:28Just because you're rich doesn't make you a good man.
04:30Phil cheated on me.
04:32Andy makes me feel alive.
04:34Believe me, my eyes for picking the right hobby never miss.
04:38You're as foolish as your dead mother.
04:41Go ahead, leave.
04:42But don't you ever show your face here again.
04:53Andy, even if my parents don't accept you, I will always choose you.
04:57Boss! Boss, I finally found you.
05:06Boss, he just called you boss. I thought you were a janitor.
05:13Janitor? This man's worth over a billion bucks. Look, this cleaning gig is just some volunteer work.
05:20But he's not only the NAFL superstar quarterback, he's the owner of the New York Titan.
05:35No way.
05:39No way.
05:41No way.
05:43Mia.
05:45This...
05:47is my mother's.
05:49I want you to take care of it for me.
05:51It's times like these I live for Christmas day.
05:56Mia.
05:57Mia.
05:59Will you marry me?
06:01No way.
06:04I love you.
06:06I love you.
06:08I love you.
06:10I love you.
06:12I love you.
06:14I love you.
06:15I love you.
06:18I love you.
06:20Mommy, Merry Christmas!
06:25Merry Christmas, Sunshine.
06:29Wow! Superstar Kane actually shaved off his lucky beard!
06:38All this for my family's Christmas? It really went all out.
06:43Okay, let's keep thinking that you married a janitor.
06:46Well, this time my lady boss wife plus NT Group VP and I,
06:51we're gonna make a good impression.
06:53Of course. You know, Gretchen's having a baby with Phil,
06:55so it's a perfect time to, you know, clear up all the misunderstandings.
06:59We'll have a meeting coming up, so I'm gonna let you two go ahead.
07:06Gavin, $10 million gift from me as family and the million dollar promotion for Phil.
07:10Everything's ready, right?
07:12Yes, sir.
07:14Just darling. They're gonna love it.
07:18I cannot wait.
07:21Hello!
07:23Yay!
07:25Merry Christmas!
07:26Merry Christmas!
07:27Daughter!
07:28And her rich husband.
07:30Merry Christmas.
07:31Hey, Phil, I heard you were running the marketing team at NT now and about to be manager.
07:37Yes, yes.
07:38That's right. He's killing it.
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:41Once he takes that title, we're talking seven figures.
07:45That's right. It's a fat contract, okay? My boss treats me like gold.
07:49After the holidays, kitchen house shopping, huh? You'll be the first to be invited, okay?
07:54Well, that's so amazing.
07:56My daughter's so lucky to have you. Too bad Mia wasn't so lucky.
08:01Yeah, she ran off with some nobody sweeping streets. What was she thinking?
08:07Compared to Gretchen, Mia's choices are a disgrace.
08:11Mia's never called her anything?
08:14Well, I mean, I told her I was pregnant, but they're so broke I highly doubt that they could even afford the trip back.
08:20I'm back. I'm back.
08:36Well, well, well. If it isn't the Queen of Mops herself.
08:39What? You got tired of your broke janitor husband and came crawling back to Mommy?
08:45What are you here to beg for more? We're not giving another dime to that unbreakful fool.
08:51Um, Andy and I are doing just fine. Thank you.
08:55Um, this is my daughter Emily.
09:01So, you dragged back another little charity case, huh?
09:05What happened?
09:06Couldn't dig up enough trash from the garbage to feed her?
09:10I've stepped foot in this house for six years. I'm here to celebrate Christmas.
09:15Is this really how you're going to treat your niece?
09:17Niece? Don't make me laugh. She's got gutter blood in her veins.
09:22We don't need either of you.
09:24Just admit it. You two came here to beg.
09:27Don't pretend like you're here to spend Christmas together.
09:30Meanwhile, we brought real gifts worth over ten grand.
09:35Our two Hermes. Classics. 20 grand each. Only the best for my family.
09:41Phil, these look so expensive. Thank you, truly. You're always welcome in our family.
09:50So, sis, what did Mrs. Street Sweeper bring for Christmas?
09:54Um, I actually made you guys these scarves. Hope you like them.
10:00The gift must be a gift.
10:07Did you see what Gretchen and her husband bought us?
10:10And you brought us this trash?
10:19No, no, no, hey!
10:30That was hours days of my time!
10:33Every stitch was meant for you guys.
10:35Right! Time. That's all you and your broke husband have to offer.
10:41Cheap time. And cheap gifts.
10:44My dad's not broke. He's Andy Kane, NFL star and owner of the Titans!
10:49Oh, honey, not every cane is that cane.
10:55What's next? Your mom's a queen?
10:57Hey, that's a cute story.
10:59I know the real owner, though.
11:01Let's see how her dad and her dad actually measures up.
11:03Who is filling her head with this garbage?
11:06Obviously, Nia.
11:07When I married Phil, she probably was seething with rage.
11:10Hm, I don't blame her.
11:12She chose a loser and ruined her own life.
11:15I'm not lying. Daddy's not a Christmas gift.
11:18I'll be here in a second.
11:19What is it, sweetheart? Half a turkey from the dumpster?
11:23Ew!
11:39That's a McLaren. Look at that finish.
11:42Oh, my God! It's gorgeous!
11:45It must be worth, like...
11:48Like... like millions!
11:50Imagine me driving that down Main Street.
11:53I'd be the talk of the town!
11:55This couldn't be from her husband, is it?
11:58Of course not!
11:59It's probably just some rich guy stopping by the wrong house.
12:04Cranker Smith.
12:05This is a Christmas gift from N.T.
12:08A limited edition lanterns worth $10 million.
12:12Holy hell!
12:15Told you so.
12:17How the hell did Mia's broke-ass husband pull this off?
12:21$10 million?!
12:22That's like 10 years of your salary!
12:25No.
12:26Actually, you said that's a gift from the N.T. group, right?
12:28Yeah!
12:29Exactly!
12:30That's not a gift for them, that's a gift for me!
12:33That's a perk from the boss!
12:35Of course!
12:36That makes perfect sense!
12:37Babe, that N.T. must really worship you!
12:42And yet, someone here had the nerve to claim it was a gift for your husband!
12:50How pathetic!
12:51Nothing beats a work day better than a cold swim!
12:52Gavin, did you give the gifts to the Swift family?
12:53All taken care of, sir!
12:54Good!
12:55Now take me to the Swifts!
12:56We are at Lyme!
12:57The car really was from my dad!
12:58Look at you!
12:59Not a designer label between you or your kid!
13:00This thrift short junk isn't even worth a hundred bucks!
13:01And you expect US to believe?
13:02No!
13:03No!
13:04We are at Lyme!
13:05No!
13:06What?
13:07No!
13:08No!
13:09No!
13:10No!
13:11No!
13:12No!
13:13That's what I'm gonna do!
13:14No!
13:15I'm sorry!
13:16No!
13:17No!
13:18No!
13:19No!
13:20No!
13:21No!
13:22No!
13:23No!
13:24No!
13:25No!
13:26No!
13:27No!
13:28to believe that you spent 10 million on a car? Phil, do you know who pulled the strings for
13:37your contract? If you don't stop her, I'll pull the contract myself.
13:45You crazy bitch! You really think you're gonna threaten us? You're gonna think that you're some
13:52executive at Antique? What is this? Hey, what is this? It's some cheap knockoff for a broke loser's
14:02wife. It's ridiculous. Look at this. This is Mia's engagement ring. What a cheap toy.
14:11It looks like the one my boss was wearing. That ring looks real. No way. This is 20 carats easy.
14:30Come on. You think they can't afford that? They wouldn't be parading around in these cheap scarves.
14:36You're right. You're right. It probably is a phony. Knockoff. No, it's real. Andy gave it to me from his mother.
14:46Still clinging to your fairy tale, huh? Just admit it. You married down. We lost. No, you are the one in
14:56denial. You think marrying Phil made you happy? Please. No, I bet you guys fight every night.
15:02Could you just kick back? Oh, please. I didn't mean to.
15:25Mia, enough with your tantros. You even broke my rare collection.
15:37My mom's leaving. You should have never come here. Nobody here wants you. All this blood for a piece
15:46of junk? Don't tell me you actually think this is real. It's real. Andy wouldn't lie to me about
15:51something like this. You're even dumber than I thought. Let's see how real it is then. Bet this
15:57cheap rock will shatter just like your delusions.
16:07No!
16:12Hey! How do they like the gift?
16:14Dad, help! They're hurting mom! Wait, what's happening? Mia!
16:21Hold on, hold on. That voice sounded just like my boss.
16:25Mia! Wait, damn it! What the hell are they doing to her? Hey, step on it! I want to be there in three
16:31minutes! Hold on, hold on. That voice sounded just like my boss. Maybe you misheard.
16:36Yeah. Yeah. I mean, even I don't have his number. There's no way Mia would. Maybe your broke-ass
16:42husband just sounds like him. I mean, their status is worlds apart. Of course. Everyone's gonna see
16:48you for what you are. A liar. Just like this cheap rock.
16:53I don't have his ring. It's my mother, Olsen. I want you to take care of her for me. Mia, will you marry me?
17:16This ring is Andy's trust. Proof of our love. I would never let anyone destroy it.
17:21No. Fine. Keep your trinket.
17:27Nope. Trash belongs with trash anyways.
17:36Oh, Mia. You're so clumsy. You hurt yourself again.
17:51If this is really real, you shouldn't be afraid of fire, right?
18:08Stop what you're doing. You're gonna regret this.
18:15Regret?
18:18Regret?
18:21I'll see who regrets this first.
18:24I'm gonna ruin your face so that it matches your trash-fucking loser husband of yours.
18:44Mia!
18:54Tell her why you...
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