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  • 4 days ago
To salvage his reputation after a scandalous accidental kiss he proposes a fake dating scheme
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00:00OMG, I'm literally screaming right now! This is unreal!
00:10What the actual fuck?
00:17Well, that was unexpected.
00:20Did Alex just kiss the dude? I saw he hates gays.
00:24First corruption, now this. Yikes, Alex Watson cancelled for real.
00:30Get me everything on him, and I mean everything.
00:45I just sold the damn house!
01:00What? You had no right, it was all Mom left us. Where would we live then?
01:05You know what your old man beat to death by lunch hocks? I need the money!
01:12How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
01:208 o'clock tonight. School cafe. Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
01:38Whatever this is, make it quick.
01:48I want you to be my boyfriend.
01:52To be my boyfriend.
02:04What? Were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
02:07A contract? You're seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
02:15Be a romantic, Watson.
02:17Let's call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
02:20You clearly need the money.
02:24I need to fix my reputation.
02:26Dating the school scholarship golden boy is exactly the type of image boost I need right now.
02:34You investigated me.
02:36Call it damage control.
02:38You made me look shady in front of the entire school.
02:41Now you need to fix it.
02:43If it weren't for the homophobia rumors taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
02:51Hell no.
02:52This is just business.
02:58Duration.
02:59Until the election's over.
03:06Just keep it professional, Watson. Don't get any ideas.
03:13Trust me, feelings aren't on the menu.
03:21Let the games begin.
03:24Boyfriend.
03:31Boyfriend.
03:38You can drop the act now.
03:39No one's watching.
03:40Tell that to your heart rate.
03:42It jumped like crazy back there, huh?
03:44Whatever.
03:46Who said we were finished?
03:48We have a frat party to hit.
03:49Time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
04:00Is this part of your PR stunt too?
04:02Obviously.
04:04One accidental kiss isn't going to sell this romance.
04:08Let's make it believable.
04:09Hey, everybody.
04:10Look.
04:11It's our star quarterback with his cute and nerdy boyfriend.
04:13Ooh.
04:15You are lame, Watson.
04:16You know what that means, filthy, right?
04:20All right, boys.
04:26Rules are simple.
04:28Ice cubes go mouth to mouth.
04:30No hands.
04:32No drop.
04:33No.
04:34No.
04:35No.
04:36No.
04:37No.
04:38No.
04:39No.
04:40No.
04:41No.
04:42No.
04:43No.
04:44Come on, guys.
04:46Yeah!
04:47I don't really have to do this.
04:51Scared?
04:55Oh my gosh!
04:57Shit!
05:05Technically this isn't sanitary.
05:17What?
05:27That wasn't happening!
05:29That was street upsetting him!
05:31Look how the cleaver is turning into a tomato, bro.
05:36What the hell is wrong with you?
05:38We need people to buy this, right?
05:47What's this? Extra credit homework?
05:51Our campaign team thinks we're lack couple chemistry.
05:53Voters aren't convinced.
06:00Pro tip genius. Kissing with your eyes open.
06:03It's a major giveaway.
06:08Statistically, voters want sparks, not stats.
06:12Marks are a separate livestream.
06:14Time to show the world how in love we are.
06:18Didn't even think to ask me first?
06:20The contract clearly says you have to do as I say.
06:27Make sure you get this.
06:28My robot boyfriend is licking again.
06:31Achoo!
06:34What are you so worked up about?
06:42You need a shower.
06:44Fine. But you are coming with me.
06:46And Marks live stream the whole thing.
06:48Try to show off his acting chops.
06:50I mean, I could have just walked out naked.
06:52I'm not really moving.
06:53Nobody loves acting chops.
06:55Am I grabbing me a towel?
07:13Ever thought of grabbing one before the strip show?
07:16I mean, I could just walk out naked.
07:25What?
07:35Why so shy all of a sudden?
07:40A better lift?
07:48Touch.
07:55I won't stop you.
08:09Guys, someone forgot to end the stream lol!
08:11They're not even pretending to hide it anymore!
08:13Mark my words, I'll expose the truth about these two.
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