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00:00The ceiling leak is back.
00:02Oh, well I can fix it again, but the truth is we need a new roof.
00:06That sounds expensive.
00:07About 15,000.
00:09Oh, can we DIY it?
00:10That would be 15,000 plus hospital bills.
00:13Roofs are my nemeses.
00:14Okay, sounds like I'll be getting a lottery ticket on the way to work.
00:17All right, I will see you shortly.
00:22Oh, hello, Officer John Nolan.
00:25What a joy to my eyes.
00:26I need advice from my bestie.
00:28May I come in?
00:29Well, I know we're friends.
00:30I think he means me.
00:32What's up?
00:33Oh, well, Snooki Putzi.
00:35I'm struggling with a major problem.
00:36One that has plagued humanity since it first emerged from the primordial ooze and ate from the pornographic apple.
00:43I'm in love.
00:44Again?
00:45This time it's for keeps.
00:46She's the one the future Mrs. Skip Tracer Randy.
00:49That's wonderful.
00:50I hope we get to meet her.
00:52Oh, what do you already have?
00:53The object of my affection is none other than the beautiful, talented, and unnervingly flexible Chastity Sneed.
00:58My brother's girlfriend.
00:59Half-brother.
01:00Yes.
01:01When we were having a wonderful role-playing adventures together at your wedding, I felt a deep and powerful connection I can no longer deny.
01:06I love Peter.
01:07Yes, he's fine.
01:08Okay, whatever.
01:09But I also kind of wish he was a little bit dead.
01:11Well, we've all been there.
01:13Mm-hmm.
01:14Okay, well, have you let her know this?
01:15That is why I'm here.
01:16I need your help.
01:17I want to make a grand romantic gesture.
01:19What do you think she would like more?
01:20A giraffe?
01:21Or perhaps like a purple Lamborghini?
01:23Oh, well, those are two very different, very expensive options.
01:26Oh, yes.
01:27I forgot to tell you how silly of me.
01:29So, ten years ago, a client paid me using a pretend wallet thingy on the computer.
01:34I checked it recently, and it turns out Randy Spitz is a Bitcoin billionaire.
01:38A billionaire?
01:39Okay, well, like a hundred millionaire, but that doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.
01:43Anyway, let's brainstorm.
01:44What is the clearest path to chastity's heart?
01:47Okay, we actually have to get to work, so maybe we can talk about this over dinner.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Perhaps I give you $100,000 for five more minutes of your time.
01:55I'm gonna grab you a cup of coffee.
01:56Are you still four cream sticks?
01:58Always, yes.
01:59I'm looking for you like I know you want me to do.
02:03Hmm.
02:04My mom is calling.
02:05It is too early in the morning for this.
02:06It might be an emergency.
02:07Hey, mom.
02:08Everything okay?
02:09Someone's trying to get into the house.
02:12Lock yourself in the bathroom.
02:14Do not come out until I get there.
02:17Control, I have an in-progress home invasion.
02:20Mom?
02:21You okay?
02:22Yeah, sorry to worry you.
02:23Angela, your hair looks so cute that way.
02:25Thank you, Mrs. Harper.
02:26Mom, what is going on?
02:27I feel so silly.
02:28It wasn't a burglar.
02:29It was this nice gentleman.
02:30Deputy Ron Martin, West Hollywood Station.
02:31Why were you trying to get into my mother's house?
02:33I'm serving an eviction notice.
02:34This must be the wrong address.
02:35She's the owner.
02:36She's the owner.
02:37She's the owner.
02:38She's the owner.
02:39She's the owner.
02:40She's the owner.
02:41She's the owner.
02:42She's the owner.
02:43She's the owner.
02:44She's the owner.
02:45She's the owner.
02:46She's the owner.
02:47She's the owner.
02:48This must be the wrong address.
02:49She's the owner.
02:50That's what I was trying to tell him.
02:52I checked the address multiple times, ma'am.
02:54Your mother received several warnings that she needed to vacate.
02:56Did you get a notice?
02:57Uh, I don't know.
02:59I mostly get junk mail, but I recycle it.
03:02Here, I'll call Wesley.
03:03We'll get this sorted out.
03:05Mommy, I'm not fussing.
03:06Ruth.
03:07I got here as fast as I could.
03:08Mom?
03:09Oh, hi, dear.
03:10Are you okay?
03:11Yeah.
03:12You sounded so scared on the phone.
03:13I would.
03:14You two are friends?
03:15Did you know this?
03:16No.
03:17Most of friends is a matter of fact, which you would know if you ever called.
03:21I don't like any of this.
03:22Me neither.
03:23When do they post the results from the sergeant exam?
03:25Today, supposedly.
03:26So my anxiety is at about 12 right now.
03:29What?
03:30No, no, nothing.
03:31It's nothing important.
03:32What?
03:33No, nothing.
03:34I...
03:35What?
03:36I need help.
03:37Okay.
03:38Not like in case of emergency help, but I...
03:39Okay, stop.
03:40Just ask the question.
03:41Right.
03:42No.
03:43Well, when is it?
03:44Saturday.
03:45Okay.
03:46Well, have you thought about just asking him what he wants?
03:47No, because that would undermine my whole existence.
03:49What?
03:50I'm an empath, an intuitive, a deeply spiritual person.
03:53I should be able to feel the right gift in my soul.
03:56Right.
03:57Okay.
03:58And you're not feeling that with Raj?
03:59I'm feeling nothing.
04:00And it's freaking me out because I really like him.
04:03But what if it's a sign that something is wrong?
04:06Listen, it could be.
04:07Or you could be putting so much pressure on yourself to get the perfect gift that you've
04:12sent your intuition into a panic spiral.
04:14You think I'm spiraling?
04:16Right.
04:19You hear the thunder.
04:21You hear the beats.
04:23Look out for this one.
04:25Rock on the streets.
04:27Aligning it.
04:30Applying it.
04:31Guten tag to my favorite officers of the female persuasion.
04:34Randy, hi.
04:36Nice car.
04:37Yes, thank you.
04:38I just purchased it.
04:39I'm coming to you now because I need your help.
04:41John and Bailey's gift ideas were useless.
04:43I need a young woman's perspective.
04:45Okay.
04:46Perspective about what?
04:48I'm in love with chastity.
04:50Pete's chastity?
04:51Yes, that's the one.
04:52Well, since when?
04:53Well, during the wedding, I pretended to be Pete and things led to things and now I'm in
04:56Okay.
04:57God is great.
04:58Now, what do I need to give her to my new beloved?
05:00Oh, we were just talking about gifts.
05:02My boyfriend, Raj.
05:03Time out.
05:04No, no.
05:05Talking about me.
05:06So let's focus.
05:07Okay.
05:08What do women like?
05:09Well, I've always liked getting to know each other's shared goals and values.
05:13Okay.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Let's keep thinking.
05:16How about a house?
05:17What if a man bought you a house?
05:18You'd have to love him then, yes?
05:19I mean, how big a house?
05:20What?
05:21What?
05:22I mean, real estate in LA is cutthroat.
05:23Randy, listen.
05:24If you really see a future with chastity, just talk to her.
05:27You know, get to know her friends, her life.
05:29To me, I think women just want to be listened to.
05:32I think that's the real foundation of a relationship.
05:35Of friends.
05:36Yes.
05:37Your wisdom is truly boundless, Lucy Chen.
05:40I'm off to win her love with listening.
05:43Ha ha.
05:44Oh, and maybe I'll pick up some diamonds on the way, you know, just in case.
05:47Ugh, that's gonna end badly, isn't it?
05:50100%.
05:51You're on the Burns case this morning, yeah?
05:53Yeah, back to the depositions.
05:54Great.
05:55Thanks for taking that off my hands for me.
05:57Between the election and these college visits, I barely have time to breathe.
06:00Hmm.
06:01Any chance Logan will stay local?
06:02You know, I'm doing my best.
06:04I'm talking up UCLA, USC, but he clearly wants whatever college gets him furthest away from us.
06:09Hmm.
06:10Jack slept on my head last night.
06:11You know, I used to want to punch people when they said this to me, but you're gonna miss it when it's over.
06:15I'm sure I will.
06:16Morning, gentlemen.
06:17Are you ready to testify?
06:18Yes, sir.
06:19And if that ain't a fact, God's apostle.
06:21I don't know what that means.
06:22I've learned to ignore the country commentary.
06:25Ah, but I don't hate it.
06:26As long as your answers are clear and concise, a little personality goes a long way with the jury.
06:30But not with your training officer.
06:32Yes, sir.
06:33That is too much handsome for one hallway.
06:34Save the sweet talk for the jury, Atlas.
06:36After this morning, I believe you're gonna reconsider taking this to trial.
06:39My client's innocent.
06:41Your client beat a man to death in front of Officer Penn.
06:43Guy had a heart attack.
06:44I was just doing CPR.
06:48I thought a junior associate was on this one.
06:50She was.
06:51I guess Mr. Burns is higher up the food chain in the Eastern Front than we thought.
06:55Come on.
06:56Describe what you saw when you arrived at the Kindred Spirits Bar.
06:59I witnessed Mr. Burns beating Mr. Ashlyn.
07:02I got between them and subdued Mr. Burns before rendering aid to Mr. Ashlyn.
07:07But, uh, his wounds proved to be fatal.
07:10Were you aware of Mr. Burns' alleged gang affiliation?
07:13Not until I saw the tattoo on his right arm.
07:15At which point, I knew he was Eastern Front.
07:19This one.
07:20Yes, sir.
07:21Or was it this one?
07:22Objection.
07:23Counsel's attempting to confuse the witness.
07:25I'm simply trying to determine how observant Officer Penn was on the night in question.
07:29Oh.
07:35It was this one.
07:38Please enter into the record that Officer Penn has misidentified Mr. Burns' tattoo.
07:44It's okay.
07:45We on the new wave.
07:46We on the next pace.
07:47We living in the future.
07:48On the next pace.
07:49Surfing stars.
07:50Start trekking up in deep space.
07:53And then we switch, switch it up.
07:55Better keep pace, y'all.
07:57Chastity.
07:58It's me, Skip Tracer Randy.
08:00Randy!
08:01What are you doing here?
08:03You never visit me at work.
08:04I come bearing the best friend of every girl.
08:07Diamonds.
08:08Did I hear something about diamonds?
08:10Yes.
08:11I have gifts for Chastity and for all of Chastity's beautiful friends.
08:14That is so sweet.
08:16And way too much.
08:19Speak for yourself.
08:20This pales in comparison to the luminous sparkle of your eyes.
08:24Okay.
08:26What's going on with you?
08:28What's with all these gifts?
08:29I find myself suddenly shy in the face of this life-defining moment.
08:33Here, have some gold.
08:34Stop.
08:35Stop.
08:36Spill it.
08:37Okay.
08:40Chastity Sneed.
08:41Marry me and I will love you forever, forsaking all others for the rest of my life.
08:46Randy.
08:47Okay.
08:48Oh god, no.
08:49I should not have just blurted out a proposal like that.
08:50Okay?
08:51I have to win your heart first.
08:53It's okay.
08:54It's okay.
08:55But I'm with Pete.
08:56You know that.
08:57Yes, but I was hoping that my heart and my millions could help bridge that great divide.
09:02Millions?
09:03Yes.
09:04Many millions, many, many, many, many, many, many millions.
09:06Oh.
09:07Well, have you thought of maybe a sugar daddy situation?
09:11Oh, a sugar daddy.
09:12That sounds delicious.
09:13What is that?
09:14I would have to talk to Pete though first.
09:17Oh, so I would not have you exclusively?
09:19No.
09:20Okay.
09:21Yeah, I understand.
09:22I will contemplate this potential wrinkle in our future together while you speak to Peter.
09:26Okay.
09:27Okay.
09:28Great.
09:29You do not want these gifts.
09:30I really do.
09:32Okay.
09:33Actually, but no.
09:34No, no, no.
09:35I, uh, you hang on to them for now.
09:37Okay.
09:38Okay.
09:39Wonderful.
09:40Just, girls, no.
09:41I'm so sorry, girls.
09:42Hi.
09:43Did you look at the files I sent?
09:44Yeah, briefly.
09:45Seems like title fraud to me.
09:46Just send me over everything Mrs. Harper has regarding the house, okay?
09:49Thanks.
09:50You're the best.
09:51Okay.
09:55Don't move.
09:56Hey, this is not a problem, okay?
09:58I got my keys and my wallet and my jacket pocket.
09:59You can have them.
10:00I'm not here to rob you, okay?
10:01You're gonna drop the charges against Colin Burns.
10:04No, I'm not, but before you pull the trigger, you should know that my wife is a detective
10:09and she's also a sharpshooter.
10:10Well, I'm not here to threaten you, Wesley.
10:13His son Del Monte's world will destroy.
10:15That angel of a kid of his turns into quite the devil when daddy ain't around.
10:20I'm talking ketamine, coke, MDMA, and we've got the video to prove it.
10:24So check your email and drop the charges or we'll destroy that kid's life.
10:29Randy!
10:30Yeah, I'm leaving Chastity's club.
10:32My love story's been hiccuped, but I remain undaunted.
10:35Hello, potential new friends.
10:36Is there something I may assist you with?
10:37Randy, what's happening?
10:38Oh, I believe I'm being robbed.
10:39Randy, I'm five blocks away.
10:40Just give them what they want.
10:41So I should warn you I've been registered as a lethal weapon in four states and the territory
11:02of Guam.
11:04Okay. Well, I've been told to let you rob me, but I do not believe that's the right thing to do, so you may begin.
11:29Crunchy.
11:30Hands.
11:31On your back, let's go.
11:33I am sorry for hurting you, but I didn't want you at my skill level, so...
11:36Let me guess. You rolled in here, started throwing the money around, and they jumped you.
11:41Oh, that's correct, yes.
11:42All right, so here's the problem. This title looks legitimate. That is your signature handing over the property to someone named Priscilla Robbins.
11:50You see, I knew there was some kind of misunderstanding, because Priscilla is my friend, and she helped me put the house into trust for my protection.
11:59And how do you know Priscilla?
12:01Oh, this Facebook group? We love old houses. People post pictures of their homes, and then everyone says how lovely they are.
12:12Well, Priscilla, she DM'd me and asked if I'd ever considered putting my house into trust, now that I have it paid off, and it would protect me from title theft.
12:24And she offered to do that for you personally.
12:27Now, that's why I'm confused, because Priscilla brought the documents over to me to sign, so she's my witness.
12:34Mom, Priscilla. Priscilla is not your witness. Okay? She's the trustee. You signed the deed over to her, and she now owns your home. And she is having you evicted. Mom, did you even read this?
12:45I'm sorry.
12:46Oh, yeah. Don't blame yourself, Ruth. It's a mistake any of us could make.
12:55Hey, sorry to interrupt. Um, I need to steal my wife.
12:58What's going on?
13:01Look, something happened, and I need to talk to my wife about what I should do. Not a cop. My wife.
13:06Okay, cop me is in the drawer.
13:08I'm covering the Colin Burns murder case for Del Monte, and the Eastern Front just leaned on me to make the charges go away.
13:17If they threaten you, cop me is coming out of the drawer.
13:19Look, they didn't threaten me, but they have video of Sean's son Logan buying hardcore drugs.
13:24Don't show me. I'll have to follow up. Does Del Monte know his kid is using?
13:29I can't imagine. I mean, he thinks he's a Boy Scout. This is gonna wreck him.
13:34If you're asking me should you pass along this message from the Eastern Front, the answer is yes, but not because Del Monte is being extorted.
13:42Because his child is in trouble, and he deserves to hear that from a friend.
13:47You okay? What are you doing?
13:56I'm holding Raj in my mind's eye, letting his energy emanate, and the perfect gift will magically appear.
14:03Okay. Anything?
14:06A spice rack. I'm the worst girlfriend in the world.
14:10Okay. Well, I mean, you know, let's not take it that far. You know, Randy was right about one thing.
14:18What, Randy?
14:19You know, going to a subject matter expert, it's a smart move.
14:23Oh, you're saying ask the boys what a boy would want.
14:25Yes, I am.
14:28What's up?
14:29Hey, hi. This won't be long. So, it's Raj's birthday, and Selena needs help picking out a gift, and we were wondering what a guy's perspective was.
14:35Good whiskey and a cigar?
14:37It's for her 20-something boyfriend, not her father-in-law.
14:40And what's his love language?
14:42Uh, music, I guess? I mean, he's written Selena like a hundred songs.
14:47Great. Write a song for him.
14:48Okay. No, no. That is a big no. The man's a professional. You can't write a song good enough to impress him.
14:53You don't have to be perfect. It's just heartfelt.
14:55I can do heartfelt.
14:56Aw. Well, do you play an instrument?
14:59No. Let's just keep thinking. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah.
15:03We spoke with detectives in the fraud department, and Priscilla has been on their radar for a while, but they haven't been able to prove anything because the paperwork is legit.
15:12So, I won't be getting my house back.
15:14We are working on it, but if we can catch Priscilla engaging in a similar fraud, then that would go a long way with the courts.
15:20So, we set a sting operation posting photos of my house on Priscilla's site.
15:26But how would that trap her? She only targets the elderly homeowners.
15:30Because we are going to use a decoy to pose as the owner.
15:36Oh, hot damn. This is gonna be so much fun.
15:39Hey.
15:40Hey, how's Randy?
15:41Oh, yeah, he's fine. Thank you.
15:42Yeah, he's writing up a statement as we speak.
15:44Good.
15:45God, I feel awful. This only happened because he was trying to impress me.
15:49Yeah, I know. He mentioned being your confectionary paramour, which I took to mean sugar daddy.
15:55You think that's a bad idea?
15:56I think it's none of my business, but I just don't want to see anybody get hurt.
16:01Okay, well, I don't know what to do because I talked to Pete, and he thinks it's a great idea, and he wants me to ask Randy for a Porsche.
16:11He's not even the least bit jealous.
16:13Pete's very evolved.
16:15Excuse me. Watch where you're going. Excuse me.
16:18Chastity?
16:19Hey!
16:20Yeah, I'm done.
16:21Are you okay, Chastity?
16:24Let this be one minute.
16:29Got a minute?
16:32What's up?
16:33Is this about the Burns case?
16:35Not entirely.
16:40It's also personal.
16:41I was just approached by a member of the Burns crew.
16:44They want us to drop the charges, or they're going to release this video.
16:49What? Is that Logan? What is this? What, are they following my son now?
16:53My guess is one of the dealers figured out whose father was.
16:56Did you know he was using?
16:59No, of course not.
17:00He's a good kid. You know, he's always squared away.
17:03He gets good grades.
17:05Not that I've been around lately.
17:06I mean, what kind of father doesn't know that his son is this far gone?
17:09Addicts have a hundred tricks.
17:12Okay? You can't blame yourself.
17:14The important point is, you know now you can help him.
17:17How?
17:18I mean, first of all, Logan has to check himself into rehab.
17:21And if it's just simple possession, he will get a drug diversion program.
17:24Vivian wouldn't love that.
17:26I mean, my bid for DA would basically be over.
17:29I know.
17:31No, no, no, no. Okay, no, no, no. I'll just...
17:34Okay, okay. What if Burns testifies that he was drunk that night?
17:38It was a basic bar brawl, right? It was all about self-defense.
17:41If he thought he was in danger, if he fears for his life, that's justifiable homicide.
17:45You're not seriously considering that, are you?
17:47It's my son, Wes.
17:49If you give in, they will keep coming back.
17:51Trust me, I've been there.
17:53The only way out is to take away their bargaining chip.
17:57I understand that, but if this video gets out,
18:00it's the rest of his life.
18:02It'll define him.
18:04You know? It'll destroy him.
18:06I know.
18:09But if you give in, they will own you.
18:14Five million dollars for the safe return of my girlfriend.
18:19They call Chastity my girlfriend.
18:21Son, focus.
18:23Right, yes.
18:24If I don't send the money, they will take her life in the most depraved way possible?
18:29Contact, guys.
18:30So we'll get up on your phone so we're ready for the next contact.
18:33I'm gonna need a list of everyone who knows about your money.
18:36It's a short list. I am highly discreet.
18:38Oh, oh, thank goodness you're here. Hi.
18:41You must be Randy.
18:42Yes. Randy, hello.
18:43I'm Wolfgang Puck.
18:44And thank you so much for your amazing donation to my charities.
18:48I'm sorry, are you catering the hostage negotiations?
18:50Yes.
18:51His braised ribs are to die for.
18:53All right, where can we set up?
18:55Roll call, I guess. The glass room.
18:57All right. Let's go.
18:59Uh, what is happening?
19:01Randy has a world-class chef catering the hostage negotiations.
19:04Actually, he will be catering the celebration?
19:07I have just paid the ransom. Chastity will be returned to me unharmed.
19:11You do what?
19:12They're more likely to kill her than give her back.
19:14Uh, it's too good at what?
19:15Tim's right. You just made this a hundred times worse.
19:18Oh, thank God.
19:20Okay, so, they are not going to die.
19:22All right, let's go.
19:24Uh, what is happening?
19:25Randy has a world-class chef catering the hostage negotiations.
19:27Okay, so, they are not going to kill her, but they are going to double the original ransom.
19:32Okay, that is why you never pay the ransom.
19:35I'm not paying another dime until I see proof of life.
19:39You'll make them angry.
19:40The promise of your money is the only thing keeping her alive.
19:44You hand it over to them.
19:46She's just a witness they need to silence.
19:48What?
19:50We should kill her and take off.
19:52We already got the five million.
19:53No.
19:54This guy's good for more.
19:56Look, you saw how fast he paid us.
19:58Right?
19:59We make him sweat it over Mike.
20:01Then, we give him proof of life in the morning.
20:03When he's desperate.
20:05We'll make contact in the morning or we'll kill her.
20:08Not sure which.
20:09Stay tuned and find out.
20:11This is verrĂŒckt.
20:13How am I going to survive the night without descending into madness?
20:16Oh.
20:17No, I can't.
20:19Fine.
20:22Randy, you can come home with me.
20:24Bailey and I will keep you company.
20:25Thank you, my second bestest friend.
20:28Come on.
20:29We are almost set up.
20:31Where are you going?
20:32Oh, a slight change of plans.
20:34Can you unset up and take everything to this man's home?
20:37Okay.
20:38Great.
20:39I will email you a MapQuest link.
20:41Let's review.
20:42I am nowhere close to getting a present for Raj.
20:45And I am climbing the walls because where the hell are the test results?
20:48Bradford, hi.
20:49Uh-oh.
20:50What'd I do?
20:51Nothing.
20:52She's been white knuckling all day waiting for the sergeant's list to be posted.
20:55You didn't hear?
20:57What?
20:58No.
20:59What did I not hear?
21:00What?
21:01It got delayed.
21:02Should be out by tomorrow.
21:03It's hard to wait.
21:04No.
21:05This is fine.
21:06One day, two days, a week.
21:07What does it matter?
21:08It's totally fine.
21:11Yep.
21:14Dinner's almost ready.
21:15Thanks.
21:16You sure I can help?
21:17It is all under control, so just rest.
21:20I can tell you're still angry with me.
21:22It's just that it is a stressful situation, okay?
21:25But it's gonna be fine.
21:26I'm-I'm-I'm dealing with it.
21:28I know I'm not as strong as you are, but you don't have to treat me like a child.
21:32I am not.
21:33Yes, you are.
21:34That woman conned me, and it happens with old people all the time.
21:39But this is not about you being old, Mom.
21:41You have been like this my whole life.
21:43You-you trust everyone.
21:45You let Dad walk all over you, and you-you fall for every sob story you hear.
21:50I happen to believe most people are good.
21:52Well, I used to believe that, and then I got out into the real world and realized that I was completely underprepared.
21:58I will not make that mistake with my kids.
22:00I will make sure that they are safe and that they know what is out there.
22:04The guest's room is made up with warm milk on the bedside table.
22:22You are the best best friend and the best second best friend a man could hope for.
22:26Of course.
22:27And I know it's really scary, but she's gonna be okay.
22:30Yeah.
22:31Yeah.
22:32I don't know if you guys know this about me, but I get into trouble quite often.
22:37I know.
22:38I know.
22:39Yes, no, but it's true.
22:40I don't think things through.
22:41I-I'm very impulsive.
22:42You know, people are always telling me, Randy, you're so handsome and brilliant, but you know, you're not cautious enough.
22:48But I didn't listen.
22:50And now chastity is in danger, and it's because of my foolishness.
22:53Well, it's not entirely your fault, and there's really not a whole lot you can do tonight.
22:58So you should get some rest, and it'll feel more manageable in the morning.
23:01Yes.
23:02You are very wise.
23:03Mm-hmm.
23:04Like an owl in a cartoon.
23:05Hmm.
23:06Okay.
23:07Yes.
23:08Well, did you hear back yet from Pete?
23:13Uh, yeah, he was, uh, trying to get on a plane, but no surprises, he's on a no-fly list, so he's taking a bus.
23:19I'll tell you this, our lives are never boring.
23:22No, they are not.
23:27John Nolan.
23:29He did what?
23:30What's happening?
23:31You kidnapped the love of my life, sweet chastity.
23:34So here is the ransom.
23:36Except you will never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for her life.
23:41Instead, I'm offering this as a reward on your heads.
23:45Brandi, what are you doing?
23:47Turning the tables.
23:51This will let us listen in on your conversation with Priscilla.
23:54Mija, I've seen The Sopranos, I know what a wire is.
23:57Hey, when's the last time you had a manicure?
24:01Priscilla made contact?
24:02Last night.
24:03Oh, Amelia, you look so nice.
24:05Thank you, it's my undercover outfit.
24:08Oh, you go, girl.
24:09Anyway, I set up a meeting this morning with Priscilla at my house.
24:14My mom will pretend to be interested in putting it in trust.
24:17We need Priscilla lying on tape about the paperwork.
24:20I know.
24:21Otherwise, you can't prove it's fraud.
24:23I'm wearing a wire.
24:24Oh, like The Sopranos.
24:27That's what I said exactly.
24:29Mrs. Lopez, are you sure you want to do this?
24:35Do what?
24:36Have a conversation with a woman at my daughter's house.
24:39Mommy, we just need to know that you understand the risks.
24:41Listen, this boot that messes with my friend and thinks I'm not going to do something about it,
24:46Priscilla better hope that she understands the risks.
24:51All right, let's do this.
24:53Hey, hey!
24:58You tell your clients they crossed the line coming after my kid.
25:02Sean, I don't know what...
25:03Shut up!
25:04It is taking every ounce of willpower I have not to put you in the hospital right now.
25:11The DA's office will not be dropping charges against Colin Burns.
25:15In fact, I'm going to make prosecuting the Eastern Front my own personal mission.
25:19They're all going down.
25:21I'll get the hell out of my face.
25:23Walk.
25:25Hey.
25:26Is everything okay?
25:28No.
25:29No, it's not okay.
25:30I just ruined my son's life.
25:33You ain't no choice.
25:34Yeah, well, that doesn't make it sting any less.
25:37Look, I'm going to be offline for the rest of the day.
25:40There's a bed open at a rehab up in the valley,
25:44and they said if I can get my son there before noon, it's his soul.
25:50You cover for me today?
25:51Yeah, of course.
25:55Thanks, Wes.
26:00Mommy, say something to test the microphone.
26:02All that money.
26:03And you and Wesley can't hire a cleaning lady.
26:05You don't need a yell, and we have one.
26:08Well, the microphone works.
26:16It's showtime, Mommy.
26:17Put your game face on.
26:18I never take it off.
26:23You must be Priscilla.
26:24Yes.
26:25Come in.
26:26Anything I can get you?
26:27No, thank you.
26:28Wow, what a beautiful home.
26:30Well, it's not what I would have done.
26:32But I guess it works.
26:34Really, Mommy?
26:35My husband.
26:36He made all the design choices.
26:38Bless his soul.
26:39And you own the house outright?
26:41Oh, yes.
26:42Paid it off last year.
26:43Oh, she's doing so well.
26:45Took me 32 years and two jobs, but I did it.
26:48Oh, good for you.
26:50So, here is the paperwork we discussed.
26:53Oh, I'm sorry.
26:56I forgot my glasses.
26:57Can you just explain to me what this document says?
27:00Smart move, Amelia.
27:01So, signing this will put the house into a trust.
27:04And what that'll do is make it so your family can forego the whole probate process after you're gone.
27:08Saving them all kinds of time and money while they're still mourning you.
27:12And I still get to live here until I die, of course.
27:16There it is.
27:19Oh, that must be my daughter.
27:21Oh, I didn't know you were expecting company.
27:23I'll get out of your hair.
27:24Oh, no, no, that's fine.
27:25She wants to meet you.
27:29Hi, Priscilla.
27:30Detective Angela Lopez, LAPD.
27:32You're under arrest for fraud.
27:38Guy was driving down Wilshire with an RPG in the gun rack of his pickup truck.
27:41This is the second in the job we've arrested this morning.
27:44They all came to L.A. to collect on Randy's crazy bounty.
27:47Which means there's probably five times more still out there.
27:50You need to get Randy to call it off.
27:52Oh, I tried.
27:53But Randy believes the pressure will force the kidnappers to play ball.
27:56And I don't know that he's wrong.
27:58Which is weird because, really, Randy is so wrong.
28:04They made contact.
28:06My pressure campaign, it worked.
28:07You ready there, Tracy?
28:08Yeah, we'll mirror their video on that monitor.
28:10Great.
28:11And I will stand in front of this background so they don't know where I am.
28:16Ooh.
28:17Place this, everyone.
28:18They'll bounce a signal around several IP addresses, so keep them talking.
28:21Got it?
28:22Yes, I'm Skip Tracer Randy.
28:23I have the gift of the gab.
28:27Hello.
28:28Skip Tracer Randy here.
28:33How?
28:34Hope you enjoyed your little stunt last night.
28:36Price has tripled.
28:37Fine.
28:38I don't care.
28:39Just show me she's okay.
28:40I want to know she's alright.
28:41She's fine.
28:42You got one hour to send us 15 million in Bitcoin or she'll stop being fine.
28:46I understand.
28:47I will send as quickly as I can.
28:49Chastity, my love.
28:56I don't understand.
29:00Was that long enough?
29:01No.
29:02I'm sorry.
29:03What was that she was doing at the end?
29:04Was it her right hand?
29:05I think she signed something.
29:07Can you play it back?
29:14Mall.
29:15It can't be a functioning mall.
29:16That place looked abandoned.
29:17How bad is this Stonefield Mall?
29:19That place has been shut down for a year.
29:21Perfect place to go around with a hostage.
29:22Right.
29:23Okay.
29:24Uh...
29:25You wait here.
29:26We got this.
29:32You're doing the right thing, buddy.
29:34Listen to me.
29:36I'm proud of you, Lo.
29:38Your mom and I are gonna be with you every step of the way, no matter what.
29:40Yeah.
29:41Right.
29:42Yeah, but I'm thinking this is a mistake, though, Pops.
29:45You know, I don't really have a problem.
29:47I've just made a few bad decisions, but, uh...
29:49I could totally get better on my own.
29:51Without rehab.
29:52So I...
29:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:54Listen to me.
29:55We talked about this, alright?
29:56This place is gonna make you better.
29:57I promise.
29:59Okay.
30:00You stay strong.
30:01Keep your head in the game.
30:02You're gonna be fine, okay?
30:03Okay.
30:04You got this, huh?
30:05Okay.
30:11Get down.
30:12Get down!
30:15Control, this is 7 Adam-19.
30:16We hear gunshots north of Sunset.
30:18Stay in the car.
30:25Stay down!
30:28Stay down!
30:31Let me see your hands!
30:34Freeze!
30:35Drivers down, passengers on foot.
30:39Logan, it's okay, buddy. We're good.
30:50That's all right. Come on, get out. We're good.
30:53Logan, hey!
30:56My son's been shot! Get an ambulance!
30:58Second the money lands, we drop the girl and take off.
31:00The money's gonna be automatically split up
31:02into three forensic counts, one for each of us.
31:05Then we go our separate ways.
31:21All right, we need to establish a perimeter
31:23while SWAT does their initial recon.
31:25Get the full triage kit ready in case it's bad.
31:27Hey. Hi.
31:29Those are gotta be Randy's vigilantes.
31:31They must have heard about our operation on the police radio.
31:38Well, we gotta stop them. They're gonna get Chastity Q.
31:40Hey!
31:41Wait, is that...
31:43Oh, my God.
31:44Chastity?
31:45You're kidding me.
31:47How did you get away?
31:48Oh, they were too busy patting themselves in the back
31:50about being geniuses that they totally forgot about me,
31:53so I rescued myself.
31:55Yeah, you did?
31:56Where were they holding you?
31:57In the back of an old department store, mid-mall, grand level,
31:59there's three of them.
32:00I've been weighing in Maddox.
32:01Hi.
32:02I'm so glad you're okay.
32:03Yeah, I'm fine.
32:04Oh, how's Randy?
32:05He's worried sick.
32:06Let's get you in the ambulance and we'll call him.
32:07Okay. Yeah.
32:08This is now a clean-up operation.
32:09No friendlies left inside.
32:10Let's do it.
32:12Let's do it.
32:13Come on, Randy.
32:36Why are we shooting?
32:37The shooting policy is clear.
32:38Only probable cause, they might commit a felony.
32:40And the machine guns on their back don't give us that?
32:42No, it's not illegal to make a citizen's arrest
32:45nor to use reasonable force to make that arrest.
32:48That includes using their weapons.
32:50So shooting armed civilians is not company policy.
32:54We are interfering with police operations.
32:55They come at us. All bets are off.
33:03Target down.
33:07On your seat.
33:10Police! Get off the bike!
33:12Take cover.
33:26Cut from boot.
33:30Jesus, let's get out of here.
33:31You were supposed to be watching us, man.
33:33Police, show me those hands.
33:34Go, go, go, go, go, go!
33:38Go, go!
33:48Cut that one too, boot.
34:00Go left.
34:01Roger.
34:02Cut that one too.
34:03Let go.
34:04Let's go.
34:34Let's go.
35:04Let's go.
35:05Let's go.
35:06Let's go.
35:07Let's go.
35:08Let's go.
35:09Let's go.
35:10Let's go.
35:11Let's go.
35:12Let's go.
35:13Let's go.
35:14Let's go.
35:15Let's go.
35:16Let's go.
35:17Let's go.
35:18Let's go.
35:19Let's go.
35:20Let's go.
35:21Let's go.
35:22Let's go.
35:23Let's go.
35:24Let's go.
35:25Let's go.
35:26Let's go.
35:27Let's go.
35:28Let's go.
35:29Let's go.
35:30Let's go.
35:31Let's go.
35:32Let's go.
35:33Let's go.
35:34Let's go.
35:35Let's go.
35:36Let's go.
35:37Let's go.
35:38Let's go.
35:39Let's go.
35:40Let's go.
35:41Let's go.
35:42Let's go.
35:43Let's go.
35:44Let's go.
35:45Let's go.
35:46We want to be in Canada.
35:47Let's go.
35:48Let Mamerica.
35:49No, we can be able to find
35:50what change is right, you know,
35:51but it wasn't.
35:52You protected him, and now the LPD
35:54is gonna come down on the Eastern Front
35:55like an avalanche.
35:56Yeah.
35:57Look, Wes, I'm dropping out of
35:58the DA's race.
35:59There's gonna be a press conference
36:00in the morning.
36:01I just wanted to give you a heads up
36:03on that.
36:04I think right now, I just need to
36:06stay out of the spotlight, you know.
36:08call, Sean. I know. You're a good dad. Thank you both for everything. Oh, please, honestly, you did
36:24all the work. Very impressive. Randy, you seem distracted. Yes, I'm trying to remember the
36:30password for my Bitcoin wallet. You forgot the password? Today was very stressful. Sorry.
36:36Snufflepuffagus. Chastity, would it be possible to remain your sugar daddy without having any
36:44actual, uh, sugar? No, I'm sorry. No, I completely understand. In fact, I'm a bit relieved. Being
36:52wealthy was highly unenjoyable for my entire body. Yes. Why don't we let her get some rice?
36:57Oh, yes, of course. Good news is I already paid for Sergeant Bradford's special thank you surprise,
37:01so yippee-ki-yay. Brad, got someone here to see you. Says he knows Randy. Perfect.
37:10Hey, Kiki Hernandez. I'm a huge fan. What are you doing here? Some German guy paid a hundred
37:19thousand to charity for me to hang out with you for a few hours. Guess he wanted to thank you for
37:23saving his girlfriend. Okay, I take back almost every awful thing I ever said about the guy. Well,
37:28you got me for the next three hours, so, uh, what are we doing? I got a mitt in my truck. Uh,
37:33you want to play catch? Like, we're in Field of Dreams or something? Well, I mean, yeah, if you don't mind,
37:40I can probably get someone to let you borrow a glove. Never leave home without one. Let's do it.
37:46Oh, Leah is finally out. Oh, that child is like you at night. Don't want to miss a thing.
37:54Well, believe me, I am aware I am reaping my karmic reward with that child.
38:01And mom, I, I know that I have been hard on you these last few days. So you and I see the world
38:09very differently, but that does not mean that you are not strong. It is a superpower to still see the
38:16good in people, even after they have taken advantage of you. Well, it's a certain kind of superpower to
38:25see all the darkness and evil in the world and choose to still try to make a difference.
38:34I admire that in you, Nyla. Thank you, mom.
38:37And I am grateful that you are you.
38:48Okay. So I, um, I wrote you a song for your birthday.
38:54That's amazing. How did I not know you play guitar? I don't. So it's going to be rough,
38:58like really rough. Okay. And it's in Spanish. It's already my favorite song.
39:16Uh, let me start all over again. It's, um,
39:18sorry, I really tried and I just learned these chords last night, so it's not even finished.
39:26It's beautiful. You're beautiful. How about we finish it together? Maybe I can play it on tour.
39:34Wait, you're going on tour? Europe and Scandinavia just got confirmed.
39:37That's, that's so exciting. Are you playing in Paris? Please tell me you're playing in Paris,
39:43because I will totally come visit. We will not be in Paris. We will be in Kiruna. It's a wonderfully
39:49charming small town in Northern Sweden. How does 19 hours of daylight sound? Bright. Yeah.
39:56I'm sure there'll be other cities with normal sunsets and we can figure out when you're coming
40:00tomorrow. But right now we have a song to finish. So, tell me about it. What was it? It's, uh,
40:05what's, uh, here first?
40:07Checking the time isn't going to get that list posted any faster. What is taking so long? I mean,
40:37Gray should have posted the list like, like, minutes ago. Okay. Oh God.
40:42Okay, you know this, but it's going to be okay. No matter what that piece of paper says.
40:46I really can't handle that kind of blind optimism from you right now. I just really need to know.
40:50Oh my gosh. Hi!
40:52Breathe, Chip. Yes. Sorry.
40:58Oh my God.
41:03I can't, I don't think I can look. Do you want me to look for you?
41:06Do you want me to look for you? Yes. No, um, yeah. Yes, please. Thank you.
41:20Lucy. Yeah. Look.
41:22Typical A student. Nervous you're going to fail even when you're top of the class.
41:41I did it. Of course you did it. Congratulations, Jen. You'll be able to use those new credentials right away.
41:48What? A sergeant position is open? Um, here? On the night show.
41:54Oh, that, that, okay. That's great. Is it possible to trade or?
42:00No. Yeah. Again, congratulations, sergeant. Thank you, sir.
42:06Congratulations, Jeff.
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