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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:16Hello, I'm Rommash Ranganathan, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening, the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity. I love Christmas. My family actually call me Santa, because they only ever see me once a year.
00:41Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Whittaker and his dad, Tom.
00:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:47Dan Samantha Magusi and her mum, Doodoo.
00:50And presenter, George Lamb and his dad, acting legend, Larry Lamb.
00:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:56And also here tonight is my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:03Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas, but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman. Sorry, Mum.
01:09LAUGHTER
01:10Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests and she comes up with searching difficult questions like,
01:14when she asked Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland.
01:17LAUGHTER
01:18You should try adding spices.
01:20Mum, what is something you found out for us today about our guests?
01:23One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:31LAUGHTER
01:32What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster themselves as a Christmas gift?
01:41Who was it?
01:43Ah.
01:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:46So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:51My mum, it turns out.
01:53Yeah, exactly.
01:54LAUGHTER
01:55Yeah, we still laugh about that one.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:00You.
02:01LAUGHTER
02:02Will you give me one?
02:04I will if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face.
02:07LAUGHTER
02:08Good luck tonight, everybody.
02:10Let's play Parents' Evening.
02:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:15Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten
02:19you think your child can guess right in a particular category.
02:22Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:25Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:28But if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:33And to stop them influencing your bids,
02:35we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you.
02:38So, Josh, Wotsey and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:42MUSIC
02:48Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:52You are going to have to identify Christmas films
02:54based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
02:57We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
03:00This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas Special.
03:02This says, Protect Larry Lamb, all costs. Five stars.
03:05It's nice, isn't it?
03:06I agree with that completely.
03:08Yeah, absolutely.
03:09This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:11I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:14LAUGHTER
03:21Three stars? Yeah.
03:23That's not...
03:24You don't love someone and then give...
03:25I'll be honest, I'm listening now.
03:27They are right above the force.
03:28Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, even with that,
03:29it is quite irritating.
03:31Yeah.
03:32This is from my stand-up special.
03:34Came for Ramesh, stayed for Shanthi.
03:36Five stars.
03:37LAUGHTER
03:38Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:40Well done, Robin.
03:41LAUGHTER
03:43Doo-doo, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:45Yes.
03:46Do you watch the Strictly Christmas Special?
03:48No.
03:49No.
03:50No, no, I get it.
03:51I get it.
03:52Why would you?
03:53I mean, it's not even the proper Strictly, though, is it?
03:54It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
03:55LAUGHTER
03:56He was great, though.
03:57He was great, though.
03:58He was great.
03:59APPLAUSE
04:00He did a good job.
04:01Moxie gave me a nine.
04:02And it was sincere.
04:03I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:04No!
04:05LAUGHTER
04:06LAUGHTER
04:07LAUGHTER
04:08LAUGHTER
04:09He did a good job.
04:10Moxie gave me a nine.
04:11Yeah.
04:12And it was sincere.
04:13It was like...
04:14I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:16No!
04:17LAUGHTER
04:20Your face in that photo.
04:22It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:25LAUGHTER
04:26I'm so delighted to be a penguin.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:30Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it.
04:32Is that OK?
04:33LAUGHTER
04:34I used it on my stand-up special.
04:35You should have watched it five stars.
04:37LAUGHTER
04:38OK.
04:39Parents, it is time to bid.
04:42Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:46Yeah.
04:47It's true.
04:48Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:49How many do you think Josh can get?
04:51I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:55Three.
04:56OK.
04:57Do-do, do you think Moxie can get more than three?
04:59Um...
05:00I would...
05:01LAUGHTER
05:02LAUGHTER
05:03Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:06Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:07Four.
05:08OK.
05:09Tom?
05:10Tom?
05:11Yeah, I'll go five.
05:13OK.
05:14Nice.
05:15Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:17What do you think?
05:18I'm out.
05:19Oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:33Hello, Josh.
05:34Hello, Romesh.
05:35OK.
05:36Out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies
05:38from their review on Letterboxd.
05:40You can give multiple guesses.
05:41Yeah.
05:42You can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
05:45Cool.
05:46Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:47I would.
05:4890 seconds, Josh.
05:49You've got five to get.
05:50Good luck.
05:51Off you go.
05:52A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
05:56Home Alone.
05:57Four and a half stars.
05:58It's correct.
05:59Well done.
06:00Rough Actually.
06:01Two stars.
06:02Love Actually.
06:03It's Rough Actually.
06:04It's a wonderful movie.
06:05It's a wonderful movie.
06:06Five stars.
06:07It's a wonderful movie.
06:08It's absolutely correct.
06:09Who is taking care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz?
06:13Three stars.
06:14It is The Holiday.
06:15Well done.
06:16You've got one to get.
06:17Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:19Three stars.
06:20The Santa Claus.
06:21It is the Santa Claus.
06:22Josh Minnigan!
06:23Oh, my God!
06:24Come on!
06:25Yes, Josh!
06:26Yes!
06:27You score five.
06:28You score five.
06:29What do you give up?
06:30Give it back for Josh!
06:39Josh, incredible work.
06:40Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:43Up to you to decide.
06:46What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:48Home Alone.
06:49What about Love Actually?
06:51Love Actually?
06:52What is that?
06:53I...
06:54You live in the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister.
06:56I don't like Hugh Grant.
07:02Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:03It's very rude.
07:07He can be popular, but he should learn manners.
07:10Mum!
07:11Mum!
07:12It's for you as well.
07:13What?
07:14For me?
07:15At last, someone is standing up to him.
07:16Yes, Mummy!
07:17Yes!
07:18Yes, Mummy!
07:19Thank you, darling.
07:21I love your dance.
07:22OK.
07:23Josh, Motsey and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:36OK.
07:37This time your question is all about chocolate.
07:42Oh!
07:43Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:48The rule I use is, if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:51Yes!
07:52What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name the chocolate bar represented by the picture.
07:57For example, this one, Mum.
07:58What chocolate is that?
08:00Lion bar?
08:01Lion bar is absolutely right.
08:03Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just have to say what's the picture.
08:05It's a big face.
08:06How can I miss it?
08:07OK.
08:08Parents, it's time to bid.
08:11Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:14Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:16How many do you think Motsey can get?
08:19Two.
08:20OK, Larry, Dudu's bid two.
08:22How many do you think George can get?
08:23Five.
08:24Five!
08:25Oh, yay!
08:26Come on!
08:30Tom.
08:32I'll go six.
08:33OK.
08:34Yay!
08:35Dudu, six is the bid to be.
08:37No?
08:38I'm out.
08:39You're out.
08:40OK, fair enough.
08:41Larry.
08:42Seven.
08:43Oh, OK.
08:44I like this.
08:45OK, Tom, this is a battle now.
08:47I'm out.
08:48Oh.
08:49No!
08:50So that means playing for £700,
08:54it's George!
08:55Hello, George.
08:56How are you?
08:57I'm very well.
08:58How are you?
08:59I'm good.
09:00I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:01OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:03I like chocolate a lot.
09:04Yeah.
09:05But, yeah, I feel confident.
09:06Oh, God.
09:07When you looked at me and said I like chocolate a lot, I felt something.
09:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:10LAUGHTER
09:11I've got a great hair in there.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Julie, what a bit of a mind is I could be that chocolate, George.
09:16LAUGHTER
09:17OK, so your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided.
09:19OK.
09:20George, good luck to you.
09:21Off you go.
09:22You've got seven to get.
09:23What chocolate is this?
09:24Picnic.
09:25Is correct.
09:26WHISPER.
09:27WHISPER is correct.
09:28What's this one?
09:29What is that?
09:30OK, let's have the next one.
09:31What's this one?
09:32Planet...
09:33No, that's not.
09:34OK, so your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided.
09:36OK.
09:37George, good luck to you.
09:38Off you go.
09:39You've got seven to get.
09:40What chocolate is this?
09:41Picnic.
09:42Is correct.
09:43WHISPER.
09:44WHISPER is correct.
09:45What's this one?
09:46Yorkie.
09:47Is correct.
09:49What's this one?
09:50WHISPER.
09:52Er...
09:53Pass.
09:54What is that?
09:55OK, let's have the next one.
09:57What's this one?
09:58Planet...
09:59No, that's planet.
10:00That's Earth.
10:01We don't have a pick.
10:02We don't have a chocolate called planet or Earth.
10:03Er...
10:04Moon.
10:05Milky...
10:06Er...
10:07Milky Way.
10:08The...
10:09What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon?
10:12Well, I can't give any options.
10:13I'd love to.
10:14Yeah?
10:15Pass.
10:16Pass.
10:17It's a dime bar.
10:18Yes, correct.
10:19Yeah.
10:20OK, let's go to the next one.
10:21M&M.
10:22Four M&M...
10:23M&M's.
10:24Yes.
10:25Yeah.
10:26You've got two to get.
10:27What's this one?
10:28Bucket of treasure chest.
10:30Box.
10:31Money.
10:32Ah...
10:33Pass if you want to come and look at the next one.
10:35Yeah, next one.
10:36OK, pass.
10:37What's this one?
10:39It's a bus going to South London.
10:41It's a red bus.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Big bus.
10:44It's a metro line by Double Decker.
10:45Yes!
10:46You've got one to go.
10:47You've got one to go.
10:48What is this?
10:49What are you looking at?
10:50Flake!
10:51Yes!
10:52You've got it!
10:53Congratulations!
10:54You've scored seven winnings.
10:55Give it up for George!
10:56Oh!
10:57That was exhilarating.
10:58Larry, what did you think of George's performance there?
10:59Sweet.
11:00There's three questions you missed, George.
11:01Let's have a look.
11:02There's this one.
11:03There's this one.
11:04Anybody got any ideas?
11:05Time out.
11:06It is time out, yeah.
11:07I thought it was ripped bastard.
11:08But it's not.
11:09Let's have a look at the next one.
11:10That is Mars.
11:11Here we go, what planet is a chocolate bar?
11:12OK, this one.
11:13This is a tough one.
11:14Anybody?
11:15Mark it!
11:16There we go.
11:18George, it's an amazing performance there.
11:20What's the budget's performance there?
11:21Sweet.
11:22There's three questions you missed, George.
11:23Let's have a look.
11:24There's three questions you missed, George.
11:25Let's have a look.
11:26There's this one.
11:27Anybody got any ideas?
11:28Time out.
11:29Time out.
11:30It is time out.
11:31I thought it was ripped bastard.
11:32But it's not.
11:34Let's have a look at the next one.
11:35That is Mars.
11:36Mars!
11:37There we go.
11:38What planet is a chocolate bar?
11:39That's a tough one. Anybody? Bouncy!
11:41Bouncy! Bouncy!
11:43There you go. Give it up for George, though.
11:45What a performance.
11:47All right, Mum, with two questions in,
11:49what are the scores, please? Give it a bit of drama,
11:51a little bit of Christmas. Like drama,
11:53but how do you want me to say it?
11:55Like, just give it a little bit of body movement, you know.
11:57Like that? You got this, and you got that,
11:59and we're done!
12:01Good luck to you. Motsi and
12:03Dudu. Yeah?
12:05Nothing at the moment,
12:07but you will get some more.
12:09I'm sorry.
12:11Josh and Tom,
12:13£500.
12:19Wow, wow, wow. George and Larry,
12:21£700.
12:25Well done, guys. Time for a break now.
12:27Remember, family is the greatest gift,
12:29unless they got you a PlayStation.
12:31See you in a bit.
12:37Welcome back to Parents' Evening.
12:39Kids, remember, you can't influence your parents during these questions,
12:41so once again, let's get set for our next one.
12:45This time, your question is all about board games.
12:51What you're going to have to do is name the board game
12:53from its official tagline.
12:55For example,
12:57Skill Game Where You're The Doctor.
12:59What board game is that?
13:01I haven't got a clue.
13:03OK, it's not.
13:05That does sound like a board game, but that's not the correct answer.
13:07Yeah. It's actually Operation.
13:09It's a great game.
13:10Slightly more difficult to play nowadays,
13:11because of NHS waiting times.
13:13Larry, do you think George would be any good at this?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:17Very.
13:18Very, OK.
13:19Yeah, it gets competitive at our house, doesn't it, Mum?
13:21You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:23You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:25Yeah.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:28Very.
13:29Very, OK.
13:30Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:31Very.
13:32Very, OK.
13:33Yeah, it gets competitive at our house, doesn't it, Mum?
13:34You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno.
13:36I'm rubbish at it.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Well, you don't know that every year you don't...
13:40You always mention I haven't improved at all.
13:43So why don't you teach me how to play?
13:45Mum, I teach you every year.
13:47Ever?
13:48Every year.
13:49I say to you, this is safe.
13:50You mock me around.
13:51I'm just going to watch a couple of games,
13:52because I can't get my head around it.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Then we start playing it.
13:55And then you go, should I put a two down?
13:56No, you can't put a two down!
13:58You cannot have me something I've got to tell you!
14:00So how can I learn like that?
14:02This is what I said, you should learn manners.
14:08It's parents' evening.
14:10Yeah.
14:11OK, parents, it is time to bid.
14:14When Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
14:17OK, Larry, you're going to be opening the bids.
14:20How many of these do you think George can get?
14:23Five.
14:25That is a great opening bid.
14:27Tom?
14:28Six.
14:29You!
14:30OK, Dudu, what do you think?
14:32You see, these gentlemen, they know that my child can get more,
14:38so they say, so I'm going out.
14:41You're out!
14:42Out!
14:43That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard.
14:50Yeah.
14:51These gentlemen know my child can get more, so I'm out.
14:54LAUGHTER
14:55OK, Larry, it's six to beat.
14:59What do you think?
15:00Seven.
15:01Oh!
15:02Oh!
15:03What the fuck?
15:04Is it?
15:06So, it's a bit of seven to beat.
15:09You seem quite stressed out.
15:10What's wrong?
15:11That's very edgy, isn't it?
15:12It is.
15:13LAUGHTER
15:15I'll go eight.
15:21APPLAUSE
15:23This is great gaming.
15:28OK, Larry.
15:29Tom has bid eight.
15:32Do you want to push him further?
15:38Nine.
15:43OK, Tom.
15:44I'm out.
15:46Yes.
15:47That means that playing for £900, it's George!
15:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:00So, out of ten, your dad thinks you can name nine board games
16:03from their slogan.
16:04George, are you ready?
16:05I'm ready.
16:06OK, let's go.
16:07Good luck.
16:14Battleship.
16:15Is correct.
16:19The frantic marble munching game.
16:20The hippos.
16:21The hungry hippos.
16:22Is correct.
16:23I'll accept that.
16:24Hungry, hungry hippos.
16:26The game of strategic conquest.
16:27Risk.
16:28Is correct.
16:30Every word counts.
16:31Scrabble.
16:32Is correct.
16:35The game of quick draw.
16:37I don't know.
16:38Pass.
16:39Pass, OK.
16:40Far-stealing property trading game.
16:42Monopoly.
16:43Is correct.
16:45The original guessing game.
16:46Guess who.
16:47Is correct.
16:48I was flying.
16:49You've got three to get.
16:50Your life, your way.
16:51Your life, your way.
16:55Nope.
16:56I don't know what that is.
16:57Pass.
16:58OK, next one.
16:59The classic barrel of laughs for all the farmers.
17:01I don't know.
17:02I don't know.
17:03Do you want to pass and come back to that one?
17:04Pass, pass, pass.
17:05OK, let's have a look at the next one.
17:06The saddle stacking game with a moody mule.
17:13Buckaroo.
17:14Is correct.
17:15Oh!
17:16OK, we've got two to get.
17:17Game of quick draw.
17:23Two left to get.
17:24That kind of thing.
17:25Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
17:26I don't know.
17:27What kind of draw is that?
17:28Well, I can give you nothing beyond that.
17:30What's the next one?
17:31The other one?
17:32Your life, your way.
17:38Bad luck.
17:39You couldn't reach nine, which means the money is getting split between the others.
17:41Let's hear it for George.
17:49Let's have a look at the ones you didn't get.
17:51The game of quick draw is Pictionary.
17:54Oh.
17:55Yeah.
17:56Your life, your way.
17:57This is probably the toughest one.
17:58It's the game of life.
17:59No.
18:00No.
18:01And the last one, the classic barrel of last for all the family.
18:04Josh, got any idea?
18:05Is that one where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel?
18:08Yes.
18:09Pop-up pirate.
18:10Pop-up pirate.
18:11Wow.
18:12OK, Mum, could you give us a score, please?
18:13Of course I can.
18:14A little bit of Christmas pizazz, please, if you don't mind.
18:16Mochi and doodoo.
18:18Yes.
18:19450 pounds.
18:21Yay!
18:23Yay!
18:24George and Larry, 700 pounds.
18:28Woo!
18:29Woo!
18:30Woo!
18:31My God.
18:32Josh and Tom.
18:34955.
18:35Woo!
18:36Woo!
18:37Woo!
18:38Woo!
18:39Woo!
18:40So, basically, Mochi and doodoo, you benefited from Larry sort of getting overexcited with the
18:45beans.
18:46We're happy.
18:47We're happy about that.
18:48OK.
18:49From this point, you will not be given any clues, OK?
18:51Instead, you'll be given a category, and you have to list as many correct answers as you
18:54can in that category.
18:56Plus, every correct answer is now worth 200 pounds.
19:00Woo!
19:01Because there's nothing more Christmassy than suddenly everything being twice the price.
19:05So, Josh, Mochi and George, let's get you set for the next question.
19:09Your next category is Christmas dinner.
19:19You have to guess all the components of the traditional Christmas dinner at Wetherspoon.
19:23By the way, just so you know, from this point on, if any of you say an answer before the game
19:28begins, it will be considered cheating, I'm afraid, in which case the answer will be removed,
19:32and I'll take £100 off your total, and I might take away £100 if Josh says anything,
19:37because he really is bringing out my inner bully.
19:40Doodoo, what's a South African Christmas meal like?
19:43South Africa is summer, because in summer you stay outside, we do pries, and when I get here
19:53in Europe, Christmas was inside.
19:57It's cold.
19:59It's different, isn't it?
20:00I mean, that's a really nice verse, saying Christmas here is shit.
20:03No.
20:04LAUGHTER
20:07Doodoo, Mochi's not played yet, because your favourite phrase tonight has been,
20:12I'm out.
20:13So, do you think this might be the one that she could step up?
20:16Yes.
20:17Yes.
20:18OK, well, let's see.
20:19Parents, it's time to bid.
20:21When Mum tried this earlier, she scored five.
20:25APPLAUSE
20:28OK, it's not that much of a flex.
20:34All right, Tom, it's your turn to bid first.
20:37How many do you think Josh can get?
20:39Four.
20:40Four.
20:41What are you thinking?
20:42I'm out.
20:43LAUGHTER
20:44APPLAUSE
20:53Is it right?
20:54Have you flown all the way for South Africa to play this tonight?
20:56Yes.
20:57OK.
20:58Yes.
20:59And you just don't want Mochi to get involved at all?
21:00No, honestly.
21:01Larry, Tom's bid four, what do you think?
21:07Five.
21:08Five, OK.
21:09Could this be another duel again?
21:10Tom?
21:11Six.
21:12Oh.
21:13Larry?
21:15I'm out.
21:19OK, well, that means that playing for £1,200 is Josh!
21:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:29So, your dad thinks you can name six savouring components
21:32that are listed in the traditional Christmas dinner
21:34at JD Wetherspin, otherwise known as spoons.
21:36Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long
21:38without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
21:41OK.
21:42Off you go.
21:43OK, turkey.
21:45It's there.
21:47Gravy.
21:48Gravy's there.
21:49Carrots.
21:50Stuffing.
21:51Carrots.
21:52Carrots is there, yep.
21:53Er, potatoes.
21:54We need more specific than that.
21:55Roast potatoes.
21:56No.
21:57Boiled potatoes.
21:58No.
21:59Mashed potatoes?
22:00Yes.
22:01Fuck off.
22:03I thought the same.
22:04I thought the same.
22:05Bread sauce.
22:07Er, sprouts.
22:08No.
22:09Carrots.
22:10Chicken.
22:11Er, beef.
22:12Er, oh, God.
22:14Er, stuffing.
22:15No.
22:16Er, erm, and, er, stuffing.
22:19I've already got stuffing.
22:20I've already got stuffing.
22:22Oh, no.
22:23Oh, no.
22:24Oh, no.
22:25Who was it?
22:26Josh, I'm so sorry.
22:28Bad luck.
22:29The money's getting split between the others.
22:30Oh.
22:31Give it up for Josh.
22:32That was tough.
22:34What would you have gone for?
22:35OK, this is the full list.
22:36And I think you'll find it pretty offensive.
22:37Oh.
22:38Oh.
22:39Do you know what?
22:40I don't hate myself after that.
22:41First of all, can I just say, pigs in blankets, getting a bit of pig, then wrapping it in a bit of pig.
22:56I mean, absolutely taking the piss there.
22:59Motsi, how are you feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so far?
23:02I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming.
23:06Yeah.
23:07But on the other side, I'm just like, you know, she protects me, I protect her.
23:12You guys are serving.
23:14No doubt was good!
23:16Woo!
23:17OK, Mum, er, what's that done to the scores, please?
23:22Josh and Tom, £950, because you know why.
23:30Motsi and Dudu, £1,050!
23:35That was good!
23:37I'd love it if the first time Motsi had to answer was in the final.
23:43And George and Larry, £1,300, guys!
23:48OK, it's time for a festive break, which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage.
23:55See you in a bit.
23:57Welcome back to the parents' evening Christmas special, proving family is a gift, but it's still worth keeping the receipt.
24:15LAUGHTER
24:16OK, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
24:20APPLAUSE
24:25Your next category is greetings cards.
24:30You're going to have to name the themes for cards available at Card Factory.
24:34Larry, who's a better gifter, you or George?
24:37Bearing in mind you give gifts of yourself, but...
24:39LAUGHTER
24:40Well, you know, it's certainly not me.
24:43I'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years getting a present for George that was right, but of course...
24:53I'm 45.
24:54I know.
24:55LAUGHTER
24:57I was 73, so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday, so getting a present that was right.
25:11LAUGHTER
25:12Unfortunately, you've said one of the answers.
25:15Oh...
25:16Which means I've got to take £100 off...
25:18No!
25:19No!
25:20No!
25:21That's the rules of the game.
25:22No!
25:23He said birthday.
25:24Tom, was Josh very grateful for the gifts he received?
25:27Oh, I don't know.
25:29I don't know.
25:30Why, cos you didn't give him any?
25:31Well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family, Romesh.
25:35Oh, really?
25:36LAUGHTER
25:37How often do you tell Josh you love him?
25:39Er...
25:40I don't think I've ever told him that.
25:42LAUGHTER
25:43I'm going to be honest with you, Tom.
25:45I know it's weird, but I'm on your side.
25:48LAUGHTER
25:51OK, parents, it's time to bid.
25:54When Mum tried this earlier, she scored six.
25:58Ooh.
25:59Ooh!
26:00Dude, you're going to be opening the bids.
26:02Yes.
26:03How many do you think Motsy can get?
26:05Three.
26:06Three?
26:07OK.
26:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:10Larry?
26:13Four.
26:14Four.
26:15Four.
26:16Tom, what are you thinking?
26:17Five.
26:18Five.
26:19Do-do.
26:20Out.
26:21I'm out.
26:22You're out, OK.
26:23LAUGHTER
26:26Larry, five is the bid to be.
26:28I'll go six.
26:29Six.
26:30Tom?
26:31I never thought you'd be like this, Larry.
26:33LAUGHTER
26:35LAUGHTER
26:40I had a whole different impression of what you were like.
26:43LAUGHTER
26:44So, what did you think he was like?
26:45How is he differed?
26:46I thought he'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey.
26:48LAUGHTER
26:49LAUGHTER
26:50LAUGHTER
26:51LAUGHTER
26:52APPLAUSE
26:54LAUGHTER
26:55APPLAUSE
26:56What are you thinking then, Tom?
26:57I'll go seven.
26:58OK.
26:59Larry?
27:00I'll go eight.
27:01I'll go eight.
27:02Oh!
27:03Ooh!
27:04Tom!
27:05LAUGHTER
27:06LAUGHTER
27:07Um, nine.
27:08Nine!
27:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:11Larry?
27:12Tom didn't think you were going to be like this.
27:25LAUGHTER
27:26Ten.
27:27Ten?
27:28OK.
27:29APPLAUSE
27:30Tom?
27:31I'm, er, I'm going to go eleven.
27:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:36OK, Larry, the bid is currently at eleven.
27:38Erm...
27:43I'm out.
27:44Oh!
27:45APPLAUSE
27:46You are out.
27:48APPLAUSE
27:49OK.
27:50That means that playing for £2,200, it's Josh!
27:55APPLAUSE
27:56OK.
27:57Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids,
27:58won't you?
27:59I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick
28:00swinging contest with Larry Lamb.
28:01LAUGHTER
28:02So your dad thinks you can name eleven reasons for giving
28:03someone a card according to the card factory.
28:04Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long
28:05without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
28:06We need eleven.
28:07OK.
28:08Good luck to you, Josh.
28:10Off you go, whenever you're ready.
28:11Valentine's Day.
28:12Valentine's...
28:13Is that there?
28:14Christmas.
28:15Yep.
28:16Easter.
28:17No, keep guessing.
28:18New Year.
28:19Engagement.
28:20Engagement is there.
28:21Wedding.
28:22No.
28:23No.
28:24No.
28:25No.
28:26No.
28:27No.
28:28No.
28:29No.
28:30No.
28:31No.
28:32No.
28:33No.
28:34No.
28:35No.
28:36No.
28:37No.
28:38No.
28:39No.
28:40Wedding is there.
28:41Anniversary.
28:42Anniversary's there.
28:44Retirement.
28:45Retirement's there.
28:46New job.
28:47New job's there.
28:49Um...
28:50New baby.
28:52Christmas.
28:53Yeah.
28:54Eid.
28:55Eid.
28:56Is there.
28:57And...
28:58Um...
28:59Condolences.
29:00I'll accept that.
29:01It's sympathy.
29:02Well done, Josh.
29:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:04Congratulations, Josh.
29:05You scored the number one.
29:06Winning you $2,200.
29:07Give it up for Josh.
29:08APPLAUSE
29:09Tom, that must make you feel like you really, really love Josh.
29:23I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot.
29:25Oh!
29:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:32Happy Christmas.
29:34LAUGHTER
29:35OK, let's have a look at the full list.
29:37There we go.
29:38Father's Day.
29:40Wow.
29:41Father's Day, Mother's Day.
29:42Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh?
29:44Do you think you could have done that?
29:45Well, 11 not, but...
29:47Yeah.
29:48Baby shower, Mother's Day, Father's Day.
29:51Congratulations.
29:52Yeah, I mean, you're reading them.
29:53Yeah, yeah!
29:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:56What about you, George?
29:57I could have got more.
29:58Yeah?
29:59Yeah.
30:00You could have got more!
30:01LAUGHTER
30:02I think this is...
30:03I actually think this is quite an easy one.
30:04Right.
30:05Although I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at...
30:07LAUGHTER
30:09OK, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:12I'm excited.
30:13Let me read it for you.
30:15Yeah?
30:16LAUGHTER
30:19I'm going to be honest with you, Mum.
30:21I don't really like the way you said that.
30:23LAUGHTER
30:24We love it, Mum.
30:27Let me read it for you.
30:28Let me read it for you.
30:29LAUGHTER
30:30I'm putting it with sexy boy.
30:31Oh, please do not.
30:32LAUGHTER
30:33All right.
30:34OK.
30:35Motsu and Dudu, 1,050 pounds.
30:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:41Very well done.
30:43George and Larry, 1,200 pounds.
30:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:48Josh and Tom, 3,100 pounds.
30:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
30:57OK, Josh, Motsu and George,
30:58let's get you set for your last question in this round.
31:05OK, go for it.
31:08This question is all about festive football birds.
31:11What this is is you're going to have to list the birds that have appeared on the badges of Premier League football teams past and present.
31:18Doodoo, does Motsu like football?
31:20Yes.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:22LAUGHTER
31:23OK, parents, it's time to bid.
31:31So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one.
31:33LAUGHTER
31:34Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:38Two.
31:39Two, OK.
31:40Tom?
31:41Three.
31:42Three, OK.
31:43Doo-doo.
31:44Four.
31:45Four.
31:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:47No!
31:48No!
31:49No!
31:50No!
31:51No!
31:52No!
31:53What's this?
31:54What's this?
31:55What's this?
31:56What's this?
31:57Larry?
31:58I'm out.
31:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:00Tom.
32:01Tom.
32:02Tom.
32:03It's with you.
32:04Do two as bid four.
32:05What do you want to do?
32:06I'm out.
32:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:09Oh my god!
32:10This is the...
32:11..we're gonna be fine.
32:13This is the...
32:14That'll be fine.
32:15Hi.
32:16Hi.
32:17Hi.
32:18Hi.
32:19Hi.
32:20Hi.
32:21Hi.
32:22Hi.
32:23Hi.
32:24Hi.
32:25Hi.
32:26Hi.
32:27Hi.
32:28Hi.
32:29This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:32Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:35Playing for the first time,
32:38for £800, it's Motsy!
32:48Five birds!
32:50Birds!
32:51Motsy, what's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:53No, zero!
32:56You've only got to get four.
32:58OK.
32:59Look, what I'm going to say, if you do get four,
33:01the roof is going to come off this one.
33:03So your mum thinks that you can name four birds that have featured,
33:06or still do feature,
33:08on the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
33:12Motsy, are you ready?
33:14I have no choice.
33:17Wow, wow.
33:18Motsy, good luck, off you go, you've just got to name four.
33:20So just shout out some birds.
33:22Eagle.
33:23Eagle.
33:24Yes, that's right.
33:25Good luck.
33:27Good luck, good luck.
33:28Good luck, good luck.
33:29Vulture.
33:31Liver bird.
33:32Liver bird is right.
33:33Good luck.
33:34Good luck.
33:36Good luck.
33:38A pigeon.
33:40What else do you have?
33:42Eagles, vultures, a hawk, a seagull.
33:44A seagull?
33:45A seagull?
33:46A seagull?
33:47Yes, a seagull!
33:48Come on, now, see you go, see you go there.
34:06Congratulations, Russell.
34:09You win 800 pounds.
34:11Give it up for Russell.
34:18Oh, my God.
34:24Oh, my God.
34:25I will never do that again.
34:28Give it up for Matsi Mabusi, everybody.
34:34Oh, man, that was exhilarating.
34:36How does that feel? Are you proud?
34:38Yes.
34:39Yes.
34:40Let's have a look at the full list.
34:44There we go.
34:45Mum, can you give us the scores, please?
34:47George and Larry, 1,200 pounds.
34:53Motsi and Dudu, 1,850 pounds.
35:00My God.
35:02Josh and Tom, 3,150 pounds.
35:09There is one more round before our final.
35:12Josh, Motsi and George, you're going to be answering questions on the buzzer,
35:15but we've given those buzzers to your parents.
35:17And they won't just decide when you answer, but what you answer.
35:20Get one right, you will add 400 pounds to your total.
35:23But get it wrong and it will be split with the other teams.
35:26Yes.
35:27OK, are you ready?
35:28Yes.
35:29Then let's begin.
35:30First question.
35:31Name the carpenter.
35:33Larry.
35:34B.
35:35B.
35:36George.
35:37Jesus.
35:38It is Jesus.
35:39A is Sabrina Carpenter.
35:40Next question.
35:41Name the Christmas song.
35:42Tom.
35:43B.
35:44B.
35:45Josh.
35:46Little Drummer Boy.
35:47Is correct.
35:48A is Run, Rudolph Run.
35:49Next question.
35:50Name the man playing Sandra.
35:51Wow.
35:52Tom.
35:53B.
35:54B.
35:55Josh.
35:56Little Drummer Boy.
35:57Is correct.
35:58A is Run, Rudolph Run.
35:59Next question.
36:00Name the man playing Sandra.
36:06Tom.
36:07B.
36:08Oh!
36:09Josh.
36:10Don't know.
36:11It's Paul Burrell.
36:12What?
36:13Would you have got A, Josh?
36:14It's Richard Attenborough.
36:15It is Richard Attenborough.
36:16OK.
36:17Next question.
36:18Name the wise man.
36:22Tom.
36:23A.
36:24A, Josh.
36:25Dalai Lama.
36:26It is Dalai Lama.
36:27B is Dennis Wise.
36:28Next question.
36:29Name the bell.
36:33Larry.
36:34B.
36:35B.
36:36George.
36:37Alexander Graham.
36:38Yeah.
36:39A is Kristen Bell.
36:40Next question.
36:41Name the Christmas tool.
36:42Larry.
36:43B.
36:44B.
36:45Nutcracker.
36:46It is Nutcracker.
36:47A is Turkey Baster.
36:48Doo-doo.
36:49Just a quick one.
36:50You know you've got a buzzer, yeah?
36:51Yeah.
36:52Next question.
36:53Name the Mary.
36:55Tom.
36:56B.
36:57B.
36:58Josh.
36:59Mary Queen of Scots.
37:00Is correct.
37:01A is Mary Earps.
37:02Name the Christmas pudding.
37:03Tom.
37:04A.
37:05Josh.
37:06Log.
37:07We won't accept that I'm afraid.
37:08It's Yule Log.
37:09Oh, what?
37:10Would you have known B?
37:11Yes, Stalin.
37:12No, Panettone.
37:13So...
37:14Wow.
37:15I like the confidence.
37:16Next question.
37:17Name the Joseph.
37:18Larry.
37:19B.
37:20B.
37:21Leslie.
37:22It is Leslie Joseph.
37:23I feel a little bit.
37:24I feel a little bit more.
37:25It's a little bit more.
37:26A.
37:27I feel a little bit more.
37:28A.
37:29A.
37:30A.
37:31A.
37:32A.
37:33A.
37:34A.
37:35A.
37:36Leslie Joseph.
37:37I feel a little bit embarrassed that dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Stalin.
37:41Yeah.
37:42Next question.
37:43Name the dame.
37:45B.
37:46B.
37:47B.
37:48B.
37:49Josh.
37:50Kelly Holmes.
37:51Is correct.
37:52A.
37:53Is Craig Revel Horwood.
37:54Is it?
37:55Yes.
37:56Oh, that's it.
37:57That's the end of the round.
37:59Wow.
38:00Mum, can you please confirm the final scores for us?
38:04Mossey and Dudu.
38:05B.
38:06B.
38:07B.
38:08B.
38:09B.
38:10B.
38:11B.
38:12B.
38:13B.
38:14B.
38:15B.
38:16B.
38:17B.
38:18B.
38:19B.
38:20B.
38:21B.
38:22B.
38:26B.
38:27B.
38:29B.
38:30B.
38:31B.
38:32B.
38:33B.
38:34Dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing.
38:38You know what I mean? That's the last ten minutes.
38:40He's like, you could have done much better than that.
38:43Motsi, how do you feel the game went for you tonight?
38:46I think we did well. Yeah.
38:48We connected. Yeah. Yeah.
38:50And I'm proud of her. She came all the way from Africa for you.
38:53Yes.
38:58We have got to take a break now.
39:00Join us in a bit to see if Josh and Tom
39:02can double their money in our final round.
39:04I'm very tense, because if they win it,
39:06we can only afford one car for me and Mum to share home.
39:08What a nightmare. See you in a bit, guys.
39:25Welcome back to the Parents' Evening Christmas Special,
39:27where some parents are so disappointed in their offspring
39:30you'd have thought they'd have married Meghan Markle.
39:34Josh and Tom, by making it through to the final,
39:36you have secured your prize for charity.
39:38How much have they made, Mum?
39:39£4,750.
39:41Nice.
39:45But, succeeding this round, we will double that, bringing the total to what, Mum?
39:49£9,500.
39:51Wow!
39:56Here is how it works.
39:57You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers,
39:59but only five of them are correct.
40:01To double your jackpot, all you have to do is identify all five.
40:04If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose a round,
40:07but you do leave with your original jackpot of £4,750.
40:11Tom, you are going to be picking the category.
40:14Your options are Christmas carols,
40:17Winter Olympics,
40:19and Christmas adverts.
40:21What are you thinking?
40:22You know what?
40:23I'm going to go with Christmas adverts.
40:25Christmas adverts.
40:27Josh and Tom, for the last time,
40:29let's play Parents' Evening!
40:31APPLAUSE
40:40Josh, how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen?
40:43I've chosen the same, but they're all tough.
40:46What you have to do is you've got to name five titles
40:50of John Lewis Christmas adverts, OK?
40:53Here are the possible answers.
40:56The owl and the pussycat.
40:58The bear and the hare.
40:59The ass and the beaver.
41:00Monty the python.
41:03Moz the monster.
41:04Romesh the reindeer.
41:06The space oddity.
41:08The lightning rod.
41:10The man on the moon.
41:12Buster the boxer.
41:14The red herring.
41:16And Edgar the dragon.
41:18OK, so five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts
41:21and seven aren't.
41:23When you're ready, give me your first answer.
41:25I'm presuming you know none of them.
41:27You're correct.
41:29The bear and the hare.
41:30So, Josh, what are you thinking?
41:39I remember the bear and the hare.
41:41That's a bear that's asleep in a cave and the hare buys it an alarm clock
41:46and Lily Allen's the music.
41:48The bear and the hare.
41:49Let's lock that in.
41:50Is that a Christmas ad?
41:52That is correct.
41:56What are you going for next?
41:57Any ones that you're certain of?
41:58Yeah.
41:59I remember Moz the monster being on sale in John the Lewis.
42:02John the Lewis.
42:03That's what you call it when you come into money.
42:11I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis.
42:12So, Moz the monster was in John the Lewis.
42:13OK, let's lock in Moz the monster.
42:14Was Moz the monster in Christmas ad?
42:28Yes, it was.
42:35You have got three to get.
42:37There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope.
42:40Do you remember him?
42:41He was quite creepy.
42:43Man on the moon.
42:44OK.
42:45That must be that one.
42:46Tom, you agree with that?
42:47Totally.
42:48Yeah.
42:49Let's lock in the man on the moon.
42:51Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:58It is!
42:59Well done.
43:03OK, two to get.
43:04Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline.
43:09Mm-hm.
43:10So, I think that must be Buster the Boxer.
43:12OK.
43:13Buster the Boxer.
43:14Let's lock that in.
43:15Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:17It is!
43:21Right.
43:22Right, so we know some of those aren't real.
43:26OK, so you're one away from doubling your jackpot here.
43:29Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:32I don't think Owl and the Pussycat, cos that's a children's story.
43:35So, Owl and the Pussycat's out.
43:36Ass and the Beaver, Romesh the Reindeer.
43:38Yeah.
43:39Monty the Python feels like a kind of copyright problem.
43:42Mm-hm.
43:43So, I don't think...
43:44So, I think it's one of the last four.
43:45Those bottom ones.
43:46So, Space Oddities...
43:47It's not going to be the Red Herring, cos that's a joke in itself, right?
43:49Yeah.
43:50So, should we go with the lightning rod?
43:52Because I just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod.
43:55You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:56OK, let's lock in the lightning rod.
43:58If this is right, you're doubling your jackpot.
44:10I'm sorry.
44:11The lightning rod is, er...
44:13It's actually a manscaping style, according to Wilkinson Sword.
44:17LAUGHTER
44:19OK.
44:20So, you've got one wrong.
44:21Three wrong and you're out.
44:22What are you thinking now?
44:23Oh, suddenly Monty the Python's drawing me in.
44:27Mm.
44:28Is there only one more right answer here?
44:29There's only one more correct one, yeah.
44:31I think the dragon or the python.
44:35I agree.
44:37Monty the Python.
44:38OK, let's lock in Monty the Python.
44:41Is Monty the Python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:53Oh!
44:54I'm sorry.
44:55Monty the Penguin.
44:56Oh, it was, yeah!
44:58Whatever you choose now, you're either doubling or you're out.
45:01OK.
45:02Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot.
45:03If it's wrong, you're out of the game.
45:05We took it to the edge.
45:06You took it right to the edge.
45:07I'm going to drag him in.
45:09I think it'll be Edgar the Dragon, Romesh.
45:12OK.
45:13Oh!
45:14So, thank you, Tom.
45:17Let's lock in Edgar the Dragon.
45:18Is Edgar the Dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:21For Christmas, come on.
45:28Yeah!
45:35Congratulations!
45:36You've doubled your jackpot to £9,500!
45:43What charity are you donating the money to?
45:45The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity that helps children
45:49with mitochondrial disease and families that are affected by it.
45:52Fantastic applause.
45:53Give it up for Josh and Tom.
45:55That is all for tonight.
45:57Thank you for tonight.
45:58Thank you to my guests, Morsi and Voodoo La Moosie, George and Larry Lamb, and Josh and Tom Widdicombe.
46:04Thank you so much for watching.
46:06Now, if you enjoy these families spending time together, you can go back to ignoring yours.
46:09Have a great Christmas.
46:10Say goodbye, Mum.
46:11Bye-bye, everybody.
46:12I love you.
46:13Merry Christmas!
46:14au revoir...
46:33Bye-bye.
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